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ANGUA: Welcome to Ankh-Morpork.
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CARCER: The future
will soon be in flames.
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VIMES: Carcer.
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VETINARI: There
is a dragon at large.
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The key to controlling the dragon
is a talking sword called Wayne.
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ANGUA: There
are other artefacts.
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CHEERY: We need all of
them to control the dragon.
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OBSERVER: Do not fail us again,
Carcer Dun or you will cease to exist.
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Good morning, class.
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What was she
like? This other me.
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What was he like?
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ANGUA: You still don't have
everything you need, Carcer.
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We have no idea how
many artefacts there are.
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There's just one more.
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And it's you.
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CARCER: Iron in the
sword. Iron in the bearer.
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WAYNE: I go where the work is.
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CARCER: Iron in the crown.
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CHEERY: Where's the crown?
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CARCER: Iron in its wearer.
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WONSE: They shine and shimmer...
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Wonse took my badge.
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WONSE: ...in noon's first ray.
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The blood and the badge.
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Command the dragon.
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Carcer has everything he needs.
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Burn the day.
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[DRAGON GROWLING]
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VIMES: We've issued warnings.
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Every imp from here to the
Plains has a brush out for Carcer.
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My officers are out
searching the streets.
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We need to clear them. I've
ordered my palace guards to help.
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We'll find him.
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Carcer can turn the
dragon on us at any moment.
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We're out of time.
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Why did you bring me down here?
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That old thing?
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It's been rusted shut for as long as I
can remember. Doesn't even have a...
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key.
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When a Patrician
fails to protect his city,
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the law demands that
he be deprived of his life,
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or his liberty.
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[GRUNTING]
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Personally...
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I prefer the latter.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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You see, Vimes,
you should never build a dungeon
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that you wouldn't
want to stay in yourself.
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- Hmm.
- Keep us updated. If you can.
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- You mean if I don't die?
- Ah, yes. And that, too.
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If people know that you're
hiding away in here...
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All they'll ever know is
the outside of that cell door.
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So as long as I go up to it,
moaning from time to time,
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they'll think that I'm
suffering and be satisfied.
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So let the people have
their bolts and bars
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as long as you're the one
with the locks and keys.
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Uh, don't you think you should stand
by the people in this, their darkest hour?
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You mean,
you're leaving us on our own?
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[DOOR LOCKING]
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Don't you have a heart at all?
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I'm not giving up, you hear me?
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[DOOR THUDS]
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Sorry,
didn't mean to startle you.
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I was wondering if I could
ask you a small favour.
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First, you're gonna answer
me some questions. Come on.
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[MIMICS VIMES] You're gonna
answer me some questions.
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WOMAN: [ON LOUDSPEAKER] Citizens, the
waving bird is slightly more dangerous...
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Hello, dragon.
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...than previously thought.
Please make your way to safety.
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- Have you cleared the streets?
- They're not bloody listening.
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- They never listen to us.
- It's like they don't want to believe
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- the world's ending until it actually ends.
- It's all right. I'll sort it.
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Get off these bloody
streets right bloody now,
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or you and your children
are all going to burn!
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That was good.
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CARROT: If this all ends today,
I just wanna say, you know, that...
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Oh, bloody hell. Mirror?
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You're magical, right? So...
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MIRROR: Go on, Carrot, darling.
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I wanted to know what to say to Angua,
you know, about...
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Shall we try a little role play?
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Oh, Angua, you, uh,
you look great today.
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Those boots make
you look really tall.
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Not that you're small or
anything. Of course not.
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Well, I mean you are a bit smallbut
that's fine because I like small things.
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Mmm.
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- [CARROT CLEARS THROAT] -Oh, Carrot,
why don't you tell her how you feel?
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Angua, I...
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I...
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I think you're cool.
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[BABY CRYING]
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What happens when it's all gone?
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We get to live.
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In ruins?
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In a better world.
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I don't believe that any more.
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Yeah? You beginning
to believe in Vimes then?
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The good in Vimes powers a pattern
that endures through the multiverse.
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Every version of The Watch rising,
giving hope.
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If we break that
pattern just once,
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maybe it breaks everywhere,
maybe they'll be no more good.
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[CARCER GRUNTS]
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It's too late.
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Is it?
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If they can erase you,
why haven't they done it to The Watch?
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Vimes?
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Do you know who or what
Carcer Dun's in business with?
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Why would I know anything about that? Ah,
I see.
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They sent him back here.
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Just because I'm the anthropomorphic
personification of a supernatural entity...
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You can appear and disappear
out of thin air, can't you?
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I must be best friends with
all unexplained phenomena.
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I didn't say that.
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But you were thinking it!
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- I need your help here!
- [DEATH GROWLS]
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- We're facing extinction.
- It's not my fault.
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- Up against all these strange forces.
- [GROANS] Oh, here we go.
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I was just hoping maybe one
of them might be on our side?
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[SIGHS] Oh, goodness.
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Only one authority in existencehas
the kind of power you're describing.
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If you've upset them...
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Who's them?
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They go by many names.
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Unfortunately, if a human hearsone of those
names their mind immediately disintegrates.
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Would you like me to tell you?
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My mind's been disintegrating for the
last 20 years but let's skip the names.
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Will you help me fight them?
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Will you
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let me join your band
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- Oh, piss off, Death.
- That's mean.
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CARCER: If the Watch
and the city survive today
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then I get wiped from existence.
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Reality. Memories. Everything.
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Everything is what the rest
of us will lose if The Watch fall.
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A world without good
and all it inspires.
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- Hope. Love. - [SCOFFS]
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You'd still do it, wouldn't you?
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Why should I sacrifice myself so the
rest of you can just, can just carry on?
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You've got this all wrong.
You really don't know.
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You could be a hero.
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[WONSE GASPS]
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I won't forget you, Wonse.
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OBSERVER 1: Ooh,
I didn't see that coming.
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OBSERVER 2: It's
exactly as I foresaw.
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OBSERVER 1: Yeah, right.
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THROAT: Hurry up,
Clifford. Till's not nicking itself.
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Today. Round the back
of the counter. There.
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Looting is still illegal,
Throat.
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Not when you're in
The Thieves' Guild.
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And especially not when you're
head of The Thieves' Guild.
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They made you their leader?
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Most have fled. The rest
wanted someone with guts.
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You know, vision.
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This is your vision?
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This is what you do when the
world's about to go up in flames?
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Soon there'll be no shops to loot,
nobody to rob, nothing to steal.
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Just fire and ash.
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All the more reason to get
what you can while you can.
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- Oh, for god's sake. - Wonse?
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I said the till,
Cliff. Does she look like a bloody till?
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CARROT: What have you got there?
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If Carcer's got any sense
he'll attack here first.
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Thousands of tinderbox homes.
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Fire will spread fast.
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- [DOOR BANGING OPEN]
- She's lost a lot of blood. Cheery?
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CARROT: What's she doing here,
Captain? ANGUA: What's going on?
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[WONSE WHIMPERS IN PAIN]
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- VIMES: All right.
- [WONSE GROANS]
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ANGUA: She shouldn't be here.
SYBIL: You can't trust her, Vimes.
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- [WONSE GASPS]
- We won't hurt you.
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[WONSE GRUNTS]
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I can help you find him. I
know where he's headed.
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Here.
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SYBIL: Sunset Street?
WONSE: There's a sun dial.
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- "Noon's first ray."
- "Command the dragon and burn the day."
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Noon's in twenty minutes.
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Why does everything
have to be in 20 minutes?
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If Carcer does this,
the dragon will bow down before him?
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It'll do everything the bearer
of the artefacts commands.
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Well then it's simple. When he shows
his face, I'll bloody shoot him in it.
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VIMES: We'll have to be fast.
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I'll help you. You
saw what he did to me.
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Besides,
this isn't about loyalty, okay?
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It's about what kind of
universe we want to live in.
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You've done enough, Wonse. Rest.
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How long between Carcer steppinginto the
sun and the dragon being under his control?
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Uh, a moment.
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When it comes,
what if I can distract it?
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Buy us more time.
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As far as we're aware,
it hasn't eaten today.
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And we all know what it likes.
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I know this might come
as a shock to you all, but...
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I'm a virgin.
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[ALL MURMURING]
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- Aw!
- You have to be kidding me.
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- That's incredible.
- No, can't be.
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[GOBLIN SPEAKING]
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I'll try to attract
its attention.
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Thank you for sharing, Carrot.
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- Very brave.
- The magical lure of the artefacts will be intense.
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A single virgin won't be enough.
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[SIGHS]
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CARROT: Sally?
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- Hello? - You came back.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Sally,
how many virgins are in your support group?
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One more now.
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- Dig them up.
- Why would she need to dig them up?
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For real. Who is
this crazy chick?
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The dragon's not the only reasonvirgins
are disappearing from the streets.
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- [PANTING] - [HISSING]
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- [MIAOWING] - [HISSING]
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What are you two doing?
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Yeah. What are we doing?
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Dig them up. Now!
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WOMAN: [ON LOUDSPEAKER] Citizens,
Lord Vetinari wishes you all well,
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and thanks you for your contribution
to the rich, varied life of this city.
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It's been fun, seriously. So,
so much fun.
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VIMES: [WHISPERING] Where is he?
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He has to show
himself any second now.
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Vimes,
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I want you to know
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that even if I do get my
hands on those artefacts,
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you can trust me.
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I trust you to do
the right thing.
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Really? Because
we argue all the time.
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You wanted to throw Wayne into the lake,
I didn't.
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You wanted to release Skimmer,
I didn't.
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I was very happy to
hand him over to Cruces.
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Even at your worst,
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you're a thousand times
better and kinder and truer
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than I could ever be.
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When this is all over,
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do you have plans?
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What do you mean, plans?
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Plans.
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Plans.
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MAN: Quickly!
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You keep running.
Don't look back.
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Looking back only tells the predator
it's definitely gonna catch you.
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I've already been caught.
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Angua, I know you could never...
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- Now you know what I am...
- You're a dwarf.
245
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,240
Also not a dwarf.
246
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,440
[ANGUA CHUCKLES]
247
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:10,080
Carrot, look, for what it's worth,
I really think you're...
248
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,760
Carrot, honey,
if this works and the dragon goes away,
249
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,680
every virgin will be safe?
250
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,040
Everyone will be safe.
251
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,200
Doesn't matter
if you're a virgin.
252
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,760
- It doesn't? - Of course not.
253
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,640
So for argument's sake,
let's say virgins kept on disappearing...
254
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,280
- We'd investigate. - Yeah?
255
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,720
Yeah.
256
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,120
WAYNE: Is now a good time
to discuss my requirements?
257
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,480
- Quiet.
- Because if we're burning this world
258
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,520
and building a new one,
I have some demands.
259
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,200
Hear me out now.
260
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,800
I should like to be
worshipped as a sexual deity.
261
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,480
You're in no position
to make demands.
262
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,920
WAYNE: I want my
own temple of ecstasy,
263
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,920
for all true lovers to cavort around
as gayly and freely as they please.
264
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,000
- CARROT: Carcer. He's here.
- This, this is the way of Wayne.
265
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040
Get ready.
266
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,200
WAYNE: We will spare the lovers,
won't we?
267
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,080
CARCER: Shut up. It's time.
268
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,120
Soon as it shows.
269
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,240
[YELLS]
270
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,280
[RUMBLING]
271
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,320
[DRAGON ROARS]
272
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,560
WAYNE: Dragon,
ignore this dickhead and do as you will.
273
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,800
[DRAGON ROARS]
274
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,120
WAYNE: It actually
worked this time.
275
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Is he controlling it?
276
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,240
It's circling us.
277
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,640
- Is Carcer making it do that?
- Why would he?
278
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,960
WAYNE: Oh,
no. I think it may have backfired.
279
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,080
Yeah. It's really
quite pissed off.
280
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,240
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
281
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,680
[DRAGON ROARING]
282
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,200
[DRAGON GROWLING]
283
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,480
[ROARING]
284
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,280
This is it!
285
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,680
Virgins! On me!
286
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Stay.
287
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,320
[DRAGON RUMBLES]
288
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,040
I know that sound.
289
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,760
[CHEERY HUMMING]
290
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,600
[DRAGON RUMBLES]
291
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,080
CHEERY: Oh, shit.
292
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,120
[DRAGON GROWLS]
293
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,440
- Cheery! - ANGUA: Cheery!
294
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,800
VIMES: Cheery!
295
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,280
[DRAGON ROARS]
296
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,080
CARCER: Sam.
297
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,200
It was the dragon. It ate them.
298
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,720
The badge, the crown, the sword.
299
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,120
Even your friend.
300
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,560
And now it's gonna burn you all.
301
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,240
You lose today, Sam.
302
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,840
And for once I get to win.
303
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,920
[CARCER COUGHS]
304
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,840
[DRAGON ROARING]
305
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,320
[DRAGON ROARING]
306
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,680
CARCER: I know
how that thing feels.
307
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,320
Doesn't wanna be
caged. Controlled.
308
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,200
VIMES: People are dying, Carcer.
309
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,480
Help us.
310
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,200
- [DRAGON ROARS] - I can't.
311
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,256
Whoever sent you back from
the future must have the power to...
312
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,640
They don't want to help you.
313
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,440
I know why you want it all gone.
314
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,920
And I agree with you,
the whole city's rigged.
315
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,040
That's not why I did this.
316
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,680
I didn't have a choice.
317
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,280
I've never had a choice.
318
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,080
The first time I killed,
it was him or me.
319
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,720
But you,
320
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,320
you chose to let me fall.
321
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,320
- Right into their hands.
- Whose hands?
322
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,480
CARROT: Listen to
what's happening out there.
323
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,120
- Don't you care?
- Why should I?
324
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,920
I was always gonna be
the villain in this story.
325
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,896
CARROT: We'll save everybody.
CARCER: You'll never make captain now.
326
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,320
CARROT: With or
without your help.
327
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,200
- You'll die.
- We'll find a way.
328
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,600
Just like your dwarf friend.
329
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,600
The fact that I'm still breathing,
still here,
330
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,280
the fact that you still
remember my name,
331
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,320
means that you and everything
you stand for ends today.
332
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,600
But me?
333
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,240
I'll be spared,
334
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,080
and not just by some dragon.
335
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,800
Who's going to spare you?
336
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320
[SCOFFS]
337
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,080
[DISTANT ROAR]
338
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,840
When I hear your screams,
339
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,720
I'll know.
340
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,680
For the first time in my life,
I'll know...
341
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,840
- that it's fair.
- [THUNDER RUMBLES]
342
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,520
[SPIKE SHUDDERING]
343
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,800
Last report said it was
heading for the Upper Side.
344
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,960
It's burning everything.
Street by street.
345
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,280
It must have a weakness.
346
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,640
A vulnerability.
347
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,920
- [GOODBOY CRIES] -
Do not shake him like that.
348
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,240
He's a dragon,
isn't he? He must be able to do something.
349
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,640
You're frightening him. And me,
for that matter.
350
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,880
If Cheery couldn't
find anything,
351
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:46,920
what chance do we have?
352
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,840
[SPIKE SOBBING SOFTLY]
353
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,600
My father always said,
"It's better to light a candle
354
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,760
"than curse the darkness."
355
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,720
VIMES: That thing's
like a lit flamethrower.
356
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,200
Soon,
there'll be nothing left but darkness.
357
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,480
Cheery was afraid of the dark,
358
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,480
and then they realised
it wasn't so bad.
359
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,680
Well, they wouldn't let us
360
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,440
spend our last hours like this,
would they?
361
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,000
No,
they'd get the tambourine out.
362
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,320
VIMES: You're alive!
363
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,840
Yeah, I'm a bit shocked too.
364
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,080
Especially since the
dragon literally dropped me.
365
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,240
It dropped you?
366
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,280
Ow! [EXHALES SHARPLY]
367
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,640
Too experienced for its tastes.
368
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,920
Yeah,
she dropped me Into a forest.
369
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaking of which,
can somebody do something with this please.
370
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,160
It's an egg. Thank you.
371
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,840
Oh, that's mine.
372
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,896
Cheers,
I've been looking for that.
373
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,280
Where's Goodboy.
374
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,240
There's Goodboy.
375
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,416
You're a good boy aren't you?
376
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,800
[COOING]
377
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,840
[GOODBOY SCREECHES]
378
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,880
The Dragon...
379
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,600
is pissed.
380
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,960
Proper pissed.
381
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,296
I know this because
we had a chat.
382
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,000
- A chat?
- CHEERY: Well, I say chat.
383
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,640
It was kind of
bit more like a...
384
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,040
[IMITATES DRAGON GROWL]
385
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,656
...and then it was a bit of
screaming from my part.
386
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,440
Lot of... [GRUNTING]
387
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,360
You know... [IMITATES
DRAGON GROWL]
388
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,920
[IMITATES SCREAMING]
389
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,200
I've had worse
conversations believe me.
390
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,760
She feels threatened.
391
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,920
She feels like we want
to kill her or capture her.
392
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,520
So she's gonna do what any
cornered animal would do?
393
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,520
But I think I know
how to stop it.
394
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,000
You're head is bleeding.
395
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,960
- Is it? - Hmm.
396
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,880
Oh! Oh, right.
397
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,480
That's fine. If I collapse,
then, transfuse my blood.
398
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,240
[COOING TO GOODBOY]
399
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,880
What you all
gawking at? Come on.
400
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,400
We've got a city to
save. Chop-chop.
401
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,720
Oi,
Spike we're gonna need power.
402
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,160
Pretty exposed here.
403
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,240
We should run towards the danger
everyone else runs away from.
404
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,240
Bastard's gonna burn everybody.
405
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,360
Are you sure about this, Cheery?
406
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,560
After the dragon took me
407
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,440
I realised that that roar
we've been hearing...
408
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,320
it's not a roar. It's a song.
409
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,360
Goodboy's song.
410
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,200
I think they're both lonely.
411
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,600
If I'm right,
then all we need to do is amplify the song.
412
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,880
- Boost it. - And then?
413
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,440
Noble Dragon should
be attracted to it.
414
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,040
We release Goodboy
415
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,040
and then maybe...
416
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,200
Maybe?
417
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,160
Well, either he stops her
from destroying everything,
418
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,320
or this is will be the
shortest gig that we ever play.
419
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,440
Then let's play like
we'll never play again.
420
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,080
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
421
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,960
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES]
422
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,720
[RUMBLING]
423
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,760
[SIGHS]
424
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,720
[JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES]
425
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,720
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
426
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,280
[THUNDER CLAPS]
427
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,600
[MUSIC PLAYING AT A DISTANCE]
428
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,560
[GROWLING]
429
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,520
CHEERY: It's not working.
430
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,360
[YELLING] Louder!
431
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,640
[SCREECHES]
432
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,640
[GROWLING]
433
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,440
It's coming.
434
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,040
Now, Lady Ramkin.
435
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,480
[GOODBOY CHITTERING]
436
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,320
[RUMBLING]
437
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,440
It's almost on us.
438
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,720
Be safe, Goodboy.
439
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,520
[CHITTERING]
440
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,680
Remember to breathe, Goodboy.
441
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,200
Breathe.
442
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
[DISTANT GROWL]
443
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,320
[GOODBOY CHITTERS]
444
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,560
[GROWLING]
445
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,560
[GOODBOY CHITTERING]
446
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,400
[DRAGON GROWLING]
447
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,280
[DISTANT BANG]
448
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,320
[LAUGHS]
449
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,280
[SOBS]
450
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,560
Best damn gig of our
lives and no one saw.
451
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,320
We saw.
452
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
[GROANS]
453
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,920
[CRACKLING]
454
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,640
[PANTING]
455
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,200
I'm sorry.
456
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,240
I'll never forget you.
457
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,600
[WONSE CRYING]
458
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,760
CHEERY: We are the Watch.
459
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,880
[ALL CHUCKLE]
460
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,040
CHEERY: Who's there? We are!
461
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,520
VIMES: Well done,
team. [CHUCKLES]
462
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,880
Why, thank you.
463
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,360
He's been erased.
464
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,080
Come to hand yourself in?
465
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,000
Lupine Wonse, we're arresting
you for the theft of a Grimoire
466
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,600
from Unseen University Library.
467
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,840
- The summoning of a Noble Dragon...
- Oh, wait!
468
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,880
I just helped you save the city.
469
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,480
You tried to burn the city.
470
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,640
[EXHALES]
471
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,320
You don't remember him...
472
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,720
He fell from the roof.
473
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,120
What are you talking about?
474
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,080
After he killed John
Keel he fell from the roof.
475
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,840
You killed John Keel.
476
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,160
You killed him when I couldn't.
477
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,800
I should've arrested
you that night.
478
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,720
- Carrot. - No wait.
479
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,480
- Vimes, please listen...
- Hands.
480
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,040
They've rewritten reality.
481
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,480
- Do as he says.
- You think I did everything Carcer did?
482
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,640
But I know different.
483
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,600
- Who's Carcer?
- I'm not the enemy here.
484
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,760
- Hands. Now. - No. Wait.
485
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,080
This is uncut Slab.
486
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,280
This is uncut Slab.
487
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,280
I light it...
488
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,080
and anyone in a two-mile radius
489
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,800
is gonna have the
worst day of their lives.
490
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,280
You mean the last
day of their lives.
491
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,040
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
492
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,120
Don't follow.
493
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,640
I remember him.
494
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,400
Do you hear me?
495
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,800
I know you're watching.
496
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,120
I'm the only one
who remembers him.
497
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,440
And you.
498
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,360
What if I told everybody
that you're out there?
499
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,320
What if they all knew
500
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,800
what you're going to do?
501
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,840
[ELECTRICAL STATIC]
502
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,120
[RUMBLING]
503
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,760
OBSERVER: What do you want?
504
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,320
Power like yours.
505
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,800
Why should we give you power?
506
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,480
So I can destroy The Watch.
507
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,840
ALL: We're listening.
508
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,000
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
509
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,160
So Wonse is still at large?
510
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,360
But we're doing everything
in our power to find her, sir.
511
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,400
And you're certain the
Noble Dragon won't return?
512
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,760
It's free.
513
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,080
Hand it over, there's a love.
514
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,120
Come on, come on.
515
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,600
THROAT: Write the lady a receipt,
Tim.
516
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,120
There's a good boy.
517
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,560
How reassuring it is to see
everything back to normal.
518
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,160
Oh, not often we see you
out on the streets, My Lord.
519
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,880
I have a delicate complexion.
520
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,720
Seems to agree with these
nice clear skies though.
521
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,360
And your new responsibilities
seem to be agreeing with you?
522
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,816
I'm not really in
it for the thieving.
523
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,280
It's the people you get to meet.
524
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,360
Good. Because in light
of The Watch's success,
525
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,320
I am considering
reducing the quota.
526
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,640
Reduction, sir? Tim.
527
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,480
I've called an emergency
meeting of the City Council,
528
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:58,280
and all the heads of the
guilds are expected to attend.
529
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,160
The Assassins still
don't have a leader
530
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,800
after the disappearance
of Doctor Cruces.
531
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,440
Yes,
the power vacuum in The Assassins' Guild
532
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,400
will certainly be
top of the agenda.
533
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,640
- Oh. - And The Watch
534
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,400
will need a representative.
535
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,680
I hardly think that I'm suitable,
sir.
536
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,400
We all know that, Vimes.
537
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,800
A reduction in the
quota is a fantastic idea.
538
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,240
The Watch are more than
ready to pick up the slack.
539
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,040
My Lord.
540
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,320
Oh, thank you for your approval,
Lady Ramkin.
541
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,560
But we will need
more officers though.
542
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,280
Will we?
543
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,440
[SCOFFS] Be there.
544
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,080
Why do we have to be on the posters,
Cheery?
545
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,720
We're The Watch, which means...
546
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,320
- Anybody can be.
- VIMES: I know.
547
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,400
Even if the quotas do come down,
548
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,360
there's still The Thieves'
Guild and The Assassins' Guild.
549
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,640
A whole lot of
wrong we can't touch.
550
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,000
But there's a whole lot of
wrong we can touch, sir.
551
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,440
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
552
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,000
Well,
I guess you better put these up then.
553
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,760
Everywhere you can.
554
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,320
You're not coming out with us,
Captain?
555
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,360
I've... got... plans.
556
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,600
Plans, sir?
557
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800
Plans.
558
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,880
So then I told Vetinari
that The Assassins
559
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:37,320
should fill their power vacuum by holding
democratic elections for their new leader.
560
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,440
It was agreed 14 to 7
561
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,280
that I should be the
one to administer it all.
562
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,600
So just you wait.
563
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,800
I'll have them out of
business inside a year.
564
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,840
[CHUCKLES]
565
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,560
Oh, erm...
566
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,360
Got a light?
567
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,880
Goodboy's gone.
568
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,400
This is what I saw.
569
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,760
Us.
570
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,760
Here.
571
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,800
In the future.
572
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,880
Our future.
573
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,400
More wine?
574
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,440
Yes, lovely.
575
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,840
[GRUNTS]
576
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,520
[SPITS]
577
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,840
[GASPS]
578
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,800
No. No, no, no, no, no.
579
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,936
Do you know how many
different varieties of cabbage
580
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,400
they have at the farm your
friend despatched us to?
581
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,440
Three hundred.
582
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,520
My favourite was the uh,
Klatchian Clutcher.
583
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,040
- You don't dig it up?
- [GRUNTS]
584
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,040
It jumps out of
the ground at you.
585
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,160
Such a persistent vegetable.
586
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,840
[SCREAMS AND GROANS]
587
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,680
Keeps coming at you.
588
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,640
Just will not give up.
589
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,240
- [GROANS] - [GRUNTS]
590
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,720
The only way to stop
it. Is to cut out its heart.
591
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,240
[GRUNTS]
592
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,720
There is no power vacuum
in The Assassins' Guild.
593
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,160
And there will be no election.
594
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,800
Or witnesses. Remember?
595
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,120
[GRUNTS]
596
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,240
[GROANS]
597
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,520
- [GASPS] - [GROANS]
598
00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,920
[GRUNTS]
599
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,240
Yes, I didn't see anything.
600
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,800
ALICE: No, wait.
601
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,200
You really are a good singer.
602
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,680
No!
603
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,840
- Um...
- I'm so sorry about that.
604
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,560
I had some business
to take care of.
605
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,000
You've got...
606
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,320
Sam how do you always
manage to have such filthy skin?
607
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,080
You... You, uh...
608
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,576
And those scrawny little legs
really do need fattening up.
609
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,200
Look,
what I'm trying to tell you is, uh...
610
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,320
My legs need what?
611
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,760
Nutrition. I'll sort it out.
612
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,320
- Sybil. - Sam.
613
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,760
- Sybil. - Sam.
614
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,960
You have a fork in your back.
615
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,520
A what?
616
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,760
So I have.
617
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,800
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
618
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,400
I should take that out.
619
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,800
Well. If you're still
here when I get back,
620
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,360
then I'll know
you're really mine.
621
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,800
Well,
that was well and truly wedged in...
622
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,000
deep.
623
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,720
Sam?
624
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,056
REALM RECEPTIONIST: The
following announcement is for your safety.
625
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,560
As a mortal being in an
interdimensional eternity
626
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,120
please keep away from the edge.
627
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,880
If you fall,
you will fall forever.
628
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,560
And die forever. In eternal,
endless agony.
629
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,200
Enjoy your visit to
the Observers' Realm.
630
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,360
I thought you weren't our enemy?
631
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,960
I wasn't.
632
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,720
VIMES: Oh, bollocks.
633
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,280
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633
00:41:41,305 --> 00:42:41,623
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