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Im going to get
a physical examination.
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That urine sample. Giving them that,
that's always a pleasure, isn't it?
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Then there's always
the amount question:
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'I don't know what you need.
I gave you whatever I had there.
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I got more. Whatever you need,
I can get it for you.
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Just let me know what you need.
It's no problem, I mean....''
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But any kind of physical test,
I don't know what it is...
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...I always click into this thing
where I wanna do really well.
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lf it's gonna be a physical test,
I wanna do well.
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Remember in school,
they'd do hearing tests?
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And you'd really be listening,
you know...
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...trying to really--
Trying to do well, I wanna do well.
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I wanted to do unbelievable
on that test.
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I wanted them to come to me
after the test and go:
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''We think you may have something
close to super hearing.
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What you heard was a cotton ball
touching a piece of felt.
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We're sending the results
to Washington.
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We'd like you
to meet the president.''
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Let me ask you a question.
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lf you named a kid Rasputin...
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...do you think that would have
a negative effect on his life?
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No.
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What are you doing?
We're going out to dinner.
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Do you realize this is the last meal
Im gonna have for three days?
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-Yeah.
-George.
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Come on up.
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I never heard of this. You gotta fast
for three days to take an ulcer test.
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-How will you do that?
-I don't know.
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How could I possibly have ulcers?
Who could have given me ulcers?
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I think Ill take out the garbage.
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Have you ever fasted?
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Well, once I didn't have
dinner till, like, 9:00.
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Ill tell you, that was pretty rough.
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Hey. Do me a favor, will you?
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Throw out my garbage for me.
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Yeah. Right.
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Come on. Its just down the hall.
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Give me 2 bucks.
Ill do it for 2 bucks.
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Ill give you 50 cents.
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There's no way Id touch that bag
for less than $2.
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Come on, 50 cents. You can
get yourself a Drake's Coffee Cake.
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You're not getting no
Drake's Coffee Cake for 50 cents.
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Im all set. I got the ticket. Im going
to the Cayman Islands Friday.
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I don't get you. Who goes
on vacation without a job?
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What do you need, a break
from getting up at 11?
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Its a deal. I don't know
why you don't come with me.
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I don't go for nonrefundable deals.
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I can't commit to a woman,
Im not committing to an airline.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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How are you?
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Gina, do you know
Drake's Coffee Cake?
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The plain cake with the sweet
brown crumbs on the top.
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-Right. How much do they cost?
-The junior?
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-No, no, no, the full-size.
-No, junior.
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-You didn't say ''junior.''
-I haven't had one since I was little.
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Really?
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
I want you out of here.
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-How you doing?
-Good enough.
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-Boy, she's sexy, isn't she?
-Yeah.
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-Do you believe that guy?
-What guy?
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-My neighbor.
-That creepy guy?
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-Did he think I was flirting with her?
-He didn't seem too pleased.
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Maybe Ill get a steak
with French-fried onion rings.
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Hey, you know what?
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I just remembered something.
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I had a dream about that guy
last night. This is amazing.
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-Amazing? You've seen him before.
-I haven't seen him in months.
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What was the dream?
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He was doing standup comedy
in Kennebunkport, Maine...
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...in this really ominous nightclub.
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The stage was on a cliff
and the audience...
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...was throwing all the comics off.
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I think Ive played there.
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Ive had a lot of paranormal stuff
happen to me.
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You're a little paranormal.
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Name one paranormal thing
that happened to you.
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-I knew I was gonna be bald.
-Your father's bald.
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Baldness is inherited
from the mother's side, Jerry.
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But your mother's bald too.
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George, you know,
my friend goes to a psychic.
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-Really?
-We should go sometime.
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Id love to go.
Make an appointment.
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Psychics, vacations.
How about getting a job?
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-I just got fired.
-All right. Let's get out of here.
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I wonder what Gandhi ate
before his fast.
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I heard he used to polish off
a box of Triscuits.
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-Really?
-Oh, yeah. Gandhi loved Triscuits.
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Who is it?
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-Who is it?
-Its Gina!
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-Who?
-Martin's girlfriend.
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-Martin?
-Your next-door neighbor.
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Oh, Martin!
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Its Martin. I think he's dying.
He tried to kill himself with pills.
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-What?
-Come on.
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-Let me get my robe.
-We do not have time.
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-Two seconds.
-There's no time.
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-We don't have two seconds?
-All right, go ahead.
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-No, forget it.
-No, go ahead.
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-No, Ill just wear the pajamas.
-Just get it!
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-Are you sure?
-Forget it. Come on.
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No, Ill go get the robe.
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Its not too bad. Its not
like a Sunny von Bülow coma.
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Doctor said he should
snap out of it any time.
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You know why he did this?
Because I told him it was over.
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-I did not want to see him anymore.
-Really? Its over?
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I could not stand it another minute.
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Yesterday, he turned over
a hot dog stand...
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...because he thought
the man looked at me.
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Then, after he saw you in the hall....
He was crazy with jealousy.
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Oh, boy.
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Did he say anything about me?
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He does not like you.
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And all indications are he does not
like Drake's Coffee Cake.
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-He said that?
-He was screaming about it all night.
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How it's too sweet and
it falls apart when you eat it.
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Im sorry if I caused any trouble.
I was just being friendly.
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I wasn't.
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You weren't?
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No. I have thought
about you many times.
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-Have you thought about me?
-Of course.
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Tell me everything.
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Are you sure
he can't hear anything?
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Martin.
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Martin!
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I wish he was not in a coma.
I wish he was dead.
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I would like to pull the plug out
from him!
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I would wait on that one.
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I know how you feel,
but juries today...
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...you never know how
they're gonna look at this.
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I saw you looking at your watch.
You want to leave? Go ahead.
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-I wanted to see what time it was.
-Are you afraid of him?
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-No.
-Then kiss me.
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-Here?
-Yes, right here.
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Is this the proper venue?
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-You don't want to?
-No, no, I want to.
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I very much want to. I desire to.
I pine to.
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Then kiss me right in front of him.
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I can't! What if he wakes up?
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A man is lying here unconscious
and you're afraid of him?
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What kind of a man are you?
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Im a man who respects a good coma.
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lf it was one of those
in-and-out comas, maybe.
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But when a guy's got a coma
going like this...
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...you don't wanna mess with it.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Did you hear about Martin?
-Yeah, I heard.
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I can't believe he's in a coma.
He's got my vacuum cleaner.
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I loaned it to him, he never
returned it. The carpets are filthy.
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-What am I gonna do?
-Who told you about Martin?
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Newman.
He's good friends with him.
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Bigmouth Newman.
I should have guessed.
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He's got all my attachments,
you know.
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Let me ask you something.
How long do you have to wait...
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...for a guy to come out of a coma
before you ask his ex-girlfriend out?
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Oh, Gina?
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Why wait?
Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian.
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I don't get that
whole suicide machine.
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There's no tall buildings
where these people live?
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They can't wrap their lips around
a revolver like a normal person?
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What's going on
between you and Gina?
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Well, I went with her
to the hospital last night.
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So we're in the room and she's trying
to get me to kiss her in front of him.
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That's the great thing
about Mediterranean women.
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All right. So, what did you do?
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-Nothing.
-What kind of a man are you?
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The guy is unconscious, in a coma...
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...and you don't have the guts
to kiss his girlfriend?
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I didn't know what
the coma etiquette was.
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There is no coma etiquette.
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See, that's the beauty of the coma.
It doesn't matter what you do.
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So you're saying his girl, his car,
his clothes, it's all up for grabs.
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You can just loot the coma victim.
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I give them 2 4 hours to get out of it.
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They can't get out of it
by 2 4 hours, it's a land rush.
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So if the coma victim wakes up
in a month...
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...he's thrilled. He got out of the coma.
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-He goes home, there's nothing left?
-Nothing left!
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That's why Im trying to get that
vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.
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Martin's spirit came to you
as a warning.
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Why would he come to George?
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Because George has heightened
extrasensory perception.
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Faithy, get your finger
out of your nose!
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-I knew it. I always felt different.
-You are. Some coffee cake?
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-Drake's?
-Yes.
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-Did you buy this for me?
-No, why?
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Because I love Drake's Coffee Cake.
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-Maybe I did.
-Take it away.
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She hasn't eaten in two days.
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-Who's Pauline?
-Pauline?
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Wait a minute. Oh, my God.
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My brother once impregnated
a woman named Pauline.
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-You think about her?
-When I hear her name.
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Cut these with your left hand.
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There was a woman. Audrey.
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She had a very big nose.
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I see an Audrey,
but with a small nose.
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Yes, yes. She had a nose job.
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I loved her very deeply.
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Will she ever speak to me again?
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Not in this life.
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-Should you be smoking?
-Does it bother you?
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-You're pregnant.
-Elaine.
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I smoked when I had Faithy.
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What? What?
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I don't know about this trip, George.
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You can see the Cayman Islands
in there?
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Is something gonna happen
to me? What?
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Its really bad for the fetus,
you know that?
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She's a psychic.
She knows how the kid's gonna be.
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Should I not go on this trip?
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George...
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...I am going to tell you something
and I want you to really hear me.
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Now, listen, I just don't know
how a person, with everything...
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...we now know about prenatal care,
can put a cigarette in her mouth!
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-What are you doing?
-Its disgusting.
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-I don't need this!
-Look, please!
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-I would like you both to leave.
-Oh, fine.
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Well, I don't like to be around people
who are just so irresponsible.
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-Get the hell out.
-A plane crash?! A heart attack?!
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Lupus? Is it lupus?
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Do you want me to call the super?
He was an Israeli commando.
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lf you don't say anything,
Ill assume it's a plane crash.
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-Get out.
-Not a plane crash.
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Is it a plane crash?
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Psychics should be licensed.
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And it wouldn't be hard. We could
just give them the regular DMV test...
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...only with the silver dollars and
the pizza dough over the eyes.
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lf you can do the parallel park
like that, you're a psychic.
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We can test these people,
no question about it.
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Like Kreskin. Instead
of just hiding his check...
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00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:10,111
...why don't we try
stopping his check.
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Let's see how he handles that.
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I do not like your toothbrush.
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There are no bristles.
235
00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:20,959
You can say what you want
about me...
236
00:12:21,192 --> 00:12:23,363
...but Ill be damned
if Im gonna stand here...
237
00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:25,764
...while you insult my toothbrush.
238
00:12:26,952 --> 00:12:30,432
It is too small for someone
with such a big mouth.
239
00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:34,853
Let me ask you...
240
00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:38,978
...what will you do if Martin
wakes up? Run away like a mouse?
241
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,550
No, more like the Three Stooges
at the end of every movie.
242
00:12:44,743 --> 00:12:46,401
Who are these stooges
you speak of?
243
00:12:47,303 --> 00:12:48,896
They're a comedy team.
244
00:12:49,799 --> 00:12:52,068
Tell me about them. Everything.
245
00:12:52,775 --> 00:12:56,997
Well, they're three funny-looking guys
and they'd hit each other a lot.
246
00:12:57,446 --> 00:13:01,221
-You will show me the stooges?
-I will show you the stooges.
247
00:13:03,238 --> 00:13:04,896
-When?
-Well...
248
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,741
...I don't really know where
the stooges are right now...
249
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,692
...but if I locate them,
you'll be the first to know.
250
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,651
Come. You walk me to a cab.
251
00:13:14,981 --> 00:13:17,086
Well, l....
252
00:13:17,349 --> 00:13:19,520
I don't want you to get upset
or anything...
253
00:13:19,685 --> 00:13:23,231
...but with Martin and all, maybe it's
not a good idea to be seen together...
254
00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:25,601
...in the building,
because he had a lot of friends.
255
00:13:25,861 --> 00:13:28,032
You are still afraid.
You are not a man.
256
00:13:28,293 --> 00:13:31,905
Well, then what are all those ties and
sports jackets doing in my closet?
257
00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:34,465
Are you going to walk me
to a cab or not?
258
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,762
Yeah, all right, all right.
259
00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:45,914
-Why don't you just eat fruit.
-Fruit makes me incontinent.
260
00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:47,546
I don't want you eating over here.
261
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:50,623
Hello, Gina. Hello, Jerry.
262
00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:53,146
Hello, Newman.
263
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,742
Do you think Newman
would tell Martin if he wakes up?
264
00:14:03,939 --> 00:14:07,234
What kind of sicko would do that?
He could kill me.
265
00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,085
People smoke, Elaine.
266
00:14:09,507 --> 00:14:11,230
My mother smoked.
267
00:14:11,971 --> 00:14:13,793
It didn't hurt me.
268
00:14:15,619 --> 00:14:18,040
Did you guys see that wall move?
269
00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:21,370
Boy, it's a good thing we came.
270
00:14:21,699 --> 00:14:23,870
Could there be a native problem
in the Caymans?
271
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,343
Maybe there's native unrest.
272
00:14:25,506 --> 00:14:28,889
Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.
273
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,730
I was wondering how much longer
it would be till I get my X-ray.
274
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,300
We'll call you.
275
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:38,270
George, I want you to promise me
something. lf Im ever in a coma...
276
00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:42,808
...in the first 2 4 hours, get everything
out of my place and put it in storage.
277
00:14:44,097 --> 00:14:46,399
-How come?
-Looters.
278
00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:50,332
How do we know the dog food's
any good?
279
00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:54,942
Who tastes it?
280
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:57,308
She is really hungry.
281
00:14:57,825 --> 00:15:00,192
-Hey.
-Kramer.
282
00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:03,416
Well, Newman's upstairs
visiting Martin.
283
00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:07,355
Would you buy
my Cayman Island ticket?
284
00:15:08,256 --> 00:15:09,718
-You're not going?
-No.
285
00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:11,449
-Why not?
-The psychic said...
286
00:15:11,648 --> 00:15:13,110
...something terrible will happen.
287
00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:16,375
I dig.
288
00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:21,435
I want my vacuum cleaner!
289
00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:24,121
Martin, I know you can hear me.
290
00:15:24,288 --> 00:15:27,866
Look, my mother's coming to visit me.
She sees that rug, she's gonna kill me.
291
00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:31,381
He can't hear you, you idiot.
Why don't you just buy another one.
292
00:15:32,287 --> 00:15:35,702
Why would I buy another one when
I spent 1 00 bucks on this one?
293
00:15:36,064 --> 00:15:37,973
I have a carpet sweeper
you can use.
294
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:41,340
I don't want a carpet sweeper.
They don't do anything.
295
00:15:41,503 --> 00:15:42,910
It gets my rug clean.
296
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,591
The carpet sweeper
is the biggest scam...
297
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:49,305
...perpetrated on the American
public since One Hour Martinizing.
298
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,129
You should take a look
at my rug, then.
299
00:15:51,294 --> 00:15:53,498
I wouldn't set foot in your house.
300
00:15:55,742 --> 00:15:56,986
-Hello.
-Hey.
301
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,873
Hello, Jerry.
302
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:04,314
-How's he doing?
-Well, he looks happy to me.
303
00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:07,860
I hope he stays this happy
when he wakes up.
304
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:10,648
-Why wouldn't he?
-No reason.
305
00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:13,589
He'll have a lot of catching up
to do, I guess.
306
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:16,054
Ill bring him up to date.
307
00:16:16,478 --> 00:16:18,899
-How up to date?
-All the way up.
308
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,708
Nothing could change your mind?
309
00:16:23,037 --> 00:16:27,859
Well, it would take a lot, because
a friend is something you earn.
310
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:32,377
Jerry has a friend who has free tickets
to the Cayman Islands this weekend.
311
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,710
He's not going.
312
00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:38,172
I don't care much for the beach.
I freckle.
313
00:16:41,564 --> 00:16:45,787
-Is that a...?
-Drake's Coffee Cake.
314
00:16:49,244 --> 00:16:50,520
Where did you get that?
315
00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:54,804
From my house.
I got a whole box of them.
316
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,166
Boy. That's the full-size.
317
00:16:59,036 --> 00:17:00,946
That's your big boy.
318
00:17:02,683 --> 00:17:04,374
Can I have a bite?
319
00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:06,676
I don't like to give out bites.
320
00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:08,817
I got another one...
321
00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:11,671
...but Im saving it for later.
322
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:14,583
Just one bite?
323
00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:18,260
I don't think so.
You know, they're so fragile.
324
00:17:18,427 --> 00:17:21,045
All right! All right.
325
00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:22,645
I won't say anything.
326
00:17:22,811 --> 00:17:24,785
-You swear?
-I swear.
327
00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:27,890
-On your mother's life?
-On my mother's life.
328
00:17:39,674 --> 00:17:41,648
But here it was...
329
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,279
...mountains of duck.
330
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:50,958
And not fatty duck either,
but juicy, tender breasts of duck.
331
00:17:51,578 --> 00:17:52,985
-Beautifully sliced....
-Faithy!
332
00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:54,575
Sweetheart, no, don't run!
333
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:56,633
You could take
as much as you want....
334
00:17:58,201 --> 00:18:00,502
Sweetheart! Sweetheart! Faithy!
335
00:18:04,441 --> 00:18:09,591
Hi. Hi! What are you doing here?
How did I know you were here?
336
00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:12,338
Something drew me here.
This is phenomenal.
337
00:18:12,504 --> 00:18:13,813
The nurse said she'd be back.
338
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:15,700
Supposed to take me
to the delivery room.
339
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:18,101
Oh, that's great. That's great.
340
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,981
I have to apologize for my friend
the other day--
341
00:18:21,144 --> 00:18:23,184
Friend? I don't even
know that woman.
342
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,589
I met her on the way over.
I couldn't get rid of her.
343
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,988
I tell you, my psychic instincts
were a little off--
344
00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:31,984
-Where's the nurse?
-Im sure she'll be right back.
345
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,902
Sweetheart, why don't you
run and get a nurse for Mommy.
346
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:38,446
I was just curious. The other day
you said something about my trip.
347
00:18:38,872 --> 00:18:40,628
-Don't take that trip.
-Yeah! Why? Why?
348
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:44,751
-Because.... Because....
-All right, Rula. Its time to go.
349
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:47,220
Yeah, because...? Because...?
350
00:18:47,831 --> 00:18:52,141
Assassins! How dare they keep
a person waiting like this!
351
00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:55,188
Drake's Coffee Cake?
352
00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:58,509
-Give me that!
-Jerry, you better stop her or Ill tell!
353
00:18:58,678 --> 00:19:01,526
Elaine, no! No!
354
00:19:05,014 --> 00:19:08,363
Are there terrorists on the plane?
A hotel fire, is that it?
355
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:12,331
Typhus? Malaria? Yellow fever?
Lupus? Is it lupus?
356
00:19:12,502 --> 00:19:15,153
They did it right in this bed, Martin.
Right in front of you.
357
00:19:15,318 --> 00:19:17,871
-I want my vacuum cleaner!
-I can explain!
358
00:19:18,038 --> 00:19:19,925
It was disgusting!
359
00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:27,793
What are you doing?
We're going to dinner in 1 0 minutes.
360
00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:31,278
I never assisted in a birth before.
361
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,294
Its really quite disgusting.
362
00:19:33,813 --> 00:19:36,202
-What did she name the kid?
-You wouldn't believe it.
363
00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:38,576
Rasputin.
364
00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:42,321
-Hey!
-Hey!
365
00:19:43,029 --> 00:19:45,746
-When did you get back?
-A couple hours ago.
366
00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:48,397
-So how was it?
-George...
367
00:19:48,852 --> 00:19:53,260
...I would like to thank you
for the greatest four days of my life.
368
00:19:54,356 --> 00:19:57,738
They were shooting the
Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue...
369
00:19:57,908 --> 00:20:01,290
...right in the hotel pool.
Not only that...
370
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,143
...the hotel opened up an area
on the beach for nude bathing...
371
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,380
...and all of the models
went down there.
372
00:20:07,091 --> 00:20:10,833
I am on the next blanket
from Elle Macpherson.
373
00:20:11,891 --> 00:20:13,451
We played backgammon nude.
374
00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:17,354
-Oh, she's a sweet kid.
-Nude backgammon...
375
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:19,890
...with swimsuit models!
376
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:23,696
Oh, you know what? The second day
I was there, I stepped on a jellyfish.
377
00:20:23,859 --> 00:20:28,944
It stung my foot. That's probably what
Rula was trying to warn you about.
378
00:20:29,107 --> 00:20:31,212
-You gotta watch for the jellyfish.
-Yeah.
379
00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:33,517
What's this?
380
00:20:33,683 --> 00:20:36,978
Its an invitation to a housewarming
for Martin and Gina.
381
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:40,137
-They moved in together?
-Yeah, some place in the Village.
382
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:45,295
-Yeah.
-It's Elaine.
383
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,433
All right, we're coming down.
384
00:20:47,602 --> 00:20:49,675
-Where you going?
-We're taking Elaine to dinner.
385
00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:52,559
She's gotta start the fast again.
You wanna go?
386
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:55,752
Id like to, but a bunch of us
from the islands are getting together.
387
00:20:56,305 --> 00:20:59,240
-Elle Macpherson gonna be there?
-I gotta call her back.
388
00:21:01,681 --> 00:21:04,747
The thing I don't understand
about the suicide person...
389
00:21:04,978 --> 00:21:07,792
...is the people that try
and commit suicide...
390
00:21:07,953 --> 00:21:12,558
...for some reason, they don't die,
and then that's it. They stop trying.
391
00:21:13,009 --> 00:21:14,471
Why?
392
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,902
Why don't they just keep trying?
What has changed? Is their life better?
393
00:21:18,353 --> 00:21:21,255
No. In fact, it's worse,
because now they've found out...
394
00:21:21,424 --> 00:21:24,174
...here's one more thing you stink at.
395
00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:27,662
That's why these people don't
succeed at life to begin with.
396
00:21:27,825 --> 00:21:31,719
Because they give up too easy.
I say pills don't work, try a rope.
397
00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:37,231
Car won't start in the garage?
Get a tune-up. You know what I mean?
398
00:21:37,392 --> 00:21:38,919
There's nothing more rewarding...
399
00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:41,870
...than reaching a goal
you've set for yourself.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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