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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,524 --> 00:00:41,525 Provided by explosiveskull 2 00:01:03,994 --> 00:01:04,994 Twenty years. 3 00:01:05,202 --> 00:01:09,243 Twenty years of slaving away so my family wants for nothing. 4 00:01:10,952 --> 00:01:12,910 I never counted the hours. Why not? 5 00:01:13,118 --> 00:01:15,409 You tell me. Why not? 6 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:19,577 Work to home, home to work... Not a single affair. 7 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:23,369 I never moved an inch. Nothing! 8 00:01:24,744 --> 00:01:26,576 I'm a model citizen. 9 00:01:28,285 --> 00:01:31,534 I don't smoke, seldom drink, 10 00:01:32,119 --> 00:01:34,201 I recycle my waste... 11 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:36,994 I even bought the Enfoirés album. 12 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:41,578 I say all this so you won't judge me by what you see. 13 00:01:43,952 --> 00:01:45,535 Yep, it's all my fault. 14 00:01:47,077 --> 00:01:49,744 And it can happen to any one of us. 15 00:01:49,951 --> 00:01:51,119 Anyone. 16 00:01:54,327 --> 00:01:58,036 But I'd rather you judged that for yourself. 17 00:02:03,328 --> 00:02:07,327 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 18 00:02:32,036 --> 00:02:33,786 Mom, where are my flowery socks? 19 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,578 Second drawer! 20 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:57,786 Come and get it, kids! 21 00:02:58,454 --> 00:03:00,661 Breakfast! 22 00:03:00,828 --> 00:03:01,745 Quit yelling! 23 00:03:02,578 --> 00:03:03,537 There you go, Jojo. 24 00:03:03,746 --> 00:03:05,620 - He's a real pain. - You too. 25 00:03:06,036 --> 00:03:08,495 Arthur keeps filching my Stan Smiths! 26 00:03:08,703 --> 00:03:10,495 Quit yelling, first thing! 27 00:03:10,703 --> 00:03:12,536 You've got feet like Gollum! 28 00:03:12,745 --> 00:03:13,620 I can't take it. 29 00:03:13,786 --> 00:03:16,662 It can't be me, they wouldn't fit. 30 00:03:16,871 --> 00:03:18,370 Stop lying! 31 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:21,661 So I'm a liar now? You two are always arguing! 32 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,579 Give me my toast! 33 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,703 Don't touch me, Maxime! 34 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:27,245 Are you quite done? 35 00:03:27,453 --> 00:03:29,370 Bon appétit, my darlings. 36 00:03:29,536 --> 00:03:32,495 Honey, can you help me out with this contract? 37 00:03:32,703 --> 00:03:35,746 No school for me, I'm going back to Auntie's wedding. 38 00:03:35,912 --> 00:03:37,953 Stop it, that was two weeks ago. 39 00:03:38,161 --> 00:03:40,162 She'll remarry in a year or two! 40 00:03:40,329 --> 00:03:42,246 Arthur, don't say that! 41 00:03:42,412 --> 00:03:44,662 It's true! I've been to two of her weddings. 42 00:03:44,829 --> 00:03:45,995 When's the third? 43 00:03:46,161 --> 00:03:47,953 Soon, Auntie's hot to trot. 44 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,328 What's "hot to trot"? 45 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:52,912 Honey? You explain it. 46 00:03:53,079 --> 00:03:54,329 Hot to trot... 47 00:03:54,496 --> 00:03:57,204 means you're in a big hurry. 48 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,287 OK. 49 00:03:58,454 --> 00:03:59,579 You'll see to it? 50 00:03:59,746 --> 00:04:02,037 - Where's your company lawyer? - On vacation. 51 00:04:02,246 --> 00:04:03,622 Weren't you a lawyer? 52 00:04:03,788 --> 00:04:05,120 In another life. 53 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,328 Why did you stop? 54 00:04:06,495 --> 00:04:08,704 I got fed up of paunchy businessmen. 55 00:04:08,871 --> 00:04:10,871 I wanted to take care of Batman. 56 00:04:11,037 --> 00:04:12,662 Come on, hurry up. 57 00:04:12,829 --> 00:04:14,579 Why, are you hot to trot? 58 00:04:14,746 --> 00:04:17,370 No, but I want you to be at school on time. 59 00:04:17,580 --> 00:04:19,745 You've got 20 minutes. Come on! 60 00:04:20,413 --> 00:04:22,205 Have a nice day, Dad! 61 00:04:22,412 --> 00:04:24,662 - You too, kids. - See you later! 62 00:04:26,661 --> 00:04:27,621 Quit yelling! 63 00:04:29,162 --> 00:04:30,996 You understand what he says? 64 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,037 Sure. Nah-nah-nah is easy. 65 00:04:33,454 --> 00:04:35,496 - Hi, Maria. - Hello! 66 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:38,955 Hello, Mr Antoine! Haven't seen you in ages. 67 00:04:39,122 --> 00:04:41,622 Which means I'm late. What happened to you? 68 00:04:41,788 --> 00:04:42,663 How so? 69 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:43,788 You're limping. 70 00:04:43,954 --> 00:04:45,246 I have a short leg. 71 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:47,246 Yeah? Since when? 72 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,287 I've had it since birth, Mr Antoine. 73 00:04:50,454 --> 00:04:51,871 Well, bravo! 74 00:04:52,037 --> 00:04:52,955 I didn't know. 75 00:04:53,163 --> 00:04:56,955 Honey, she's worked for us for seven years. 76 00:04:58,122 --> 00:05:01,288 Remember to look at that contract. 77 00:05:03,038 --> 00:05:04,996 - What was that? - Nah-nah-nah! 78 00:05:05,162 --> 00:05:07,787 I'll send you my invoice later. 79 00:05:07,954 --> 00:05:10,037 How about I pay you in kind? 80 00:05:10,204 --> 00:05:12,413 Four kids all day? It'll cost a bomb. 81 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,997 Lucky you don't count me. 82 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,997 For you, it's free. 83 00:05:17,288 --> 00:05:18,538 I love you. 84 00:05:20,623 --> 00:05:23,163 Siri, how long for me to get to work? 85 00:05:23,371 --> 00:05:27,247 Alright, Antoine, I'll calculate the time to your office. 86 00:05:27,872 --> 00:05:30,663 It will take you 25 minutes. 87 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:31,747 Great! 88 00:05:31,913 --> 00:05:33,663 Have a nice day, Antoine. 89 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,206 Mom, not while I'm in the bathroom! 90 00:05:40,414 --> 00:05:41,747 Sorry, sorry. 91 00:05:43,871 --> 00:05:46,788 Mom, I've got a headache, I can't go to school. 92 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:50,288 Go down, I'll give you some meds. And feed the fish! 93 00:05:50,455 --> 00:05:52,913 - Yes, Mom! - I'll be right back, Jojo. 94 00:05:53,122 --> 00:05:55,038 Mom, where's the iPad? 95 00:05:55,205 --> 00:05:56,788 - Coffee table. - Thanks! 96 00:05:56,955 --> 00:05:58,831 Mom, there's no hot water! 97 00:05:59,664 --> 00:06:01,914 - Maria, I put a wash on. - Very well, ma'am. 98 00:06:02,081 --> 00:06:04,705 I declared 30 hours for you this month. 99 00:06:04,872 --> 00:06:06,372 That's great, ma'am. 100 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:09,331 Mom, there's nothing on the coffee table. 101 00:06:09,498 --> 00:06:10,664 Maybe the sofa? 102 00:06:14,663 --> 00:06:15,913 Here I come! 103 00:06:17,331 --> 00:06:19,373 I'm throwing a bomb. 104 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,582 Here, young lady. 105 00:06:22,789 --> 00:06:25,581 You should have said to check the sideboard. 106 00:06:25,789 --> 00:06:28,706 If you can play video games, you can't be sick. 107 00:06:28,914 --> 00:06:29,913 I am a bit. 108 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,123 Mom, where's my schoolbag? 109 00:06:32,331 --> 00:06:34,873 - I brought it down. - You should have said! 110 00:06:38,748 --> 00:06:42,082 - I never touch your Instagram. - Liar, I can tell! 111 00:06:42,289 --> 00:06:43,705 So don't leave it open. 112 00:06:43,913 --> 00:06:46,456 - I don't! - You don't know anything. 113 00:06:46,664 --> 00:06:48,039 Yes I do! 114 00:06:48,248 --> 00:06:51,748 I won't be back before lunch, I have to see a few people. 115 00:06:52,374 --> 00:06:54,790 See you later. Hurry, kids! 116 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,207 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 117 00:07:12,581 --> 00:07:14,332 Lovely car, Mr Mercier. 118 00:07:14,499 --> 00:07:17,457 Oh no, not him. Not at 8.28am! 119 00:07:17,624 --> 00:07:18,582 About the AC. 120 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:21,957 48 of our workers want it turned down a notch. 121 00:07:22,124 --> 00:07:26,206 Did you read the report on the dangers of overusing AC? 122 00:07:26,414 --> 00:07:27,707 I sent it to you. 123 00:07:27,874 --> 00:07:30,456 I had an email from Hélène Girard... 124 00:07:31,415 --> 00:07:32,957 who has a persistent cough. 125 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:34,082 No need, thanks. 126 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:37,000 It's important, we need to sort it out. 127 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:40,207 I wanted to give you my reassessment of days off 128 00:07:40,415 --> 00:07:43,914 when I got here at 7.58 on the dot but you weren't here 129 00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:45,832 so I sent it by Intranet. 130 00:07:46,039 --> 00:07:50,332 Yes... Could you shift that rabbit? It's blocking the entrance. 131 00:07:50,499 --> 00:07:51,290 Of course! 132 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:57,000 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 133 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,583 - Hello, Mr Mercier. - Hello, Camille. 134 00:07:59,791 --> 00:08:01,874 - Hello, Christine. - Hello, Mr Mercier. 135 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,957 Tell Gaudin I want his proposals by lunch. 136 00:08:05,165 --> 00:08:08,582 And Lacaze can use sales staff to set up his Karsher stand. 137 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,083 Thanks, Christine. 138 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:13,791 I need a conference call with Paris regarding regional strategy. 139 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,125 Write me a letter to the union rep, he keeps collaring me about the AC 140 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,541 or water fountain. 141 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,791 Didier Richaud. 142 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,915 The one who goes on about Intranet. 143 00:08:23,082 --> 00:08:25,624 - Yes, Didier Richaud! - Oh, Christine... 144 00:08:28,957 --> 00:08:32,915 Next time, lock the door when Chassagne's grandson comes. 145 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,540 The mess he made! 146 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:37,375 I know! Good thing you could replace the glass. 147 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:39,250 - Good thing. - Your coffee. 148 00:08:39,415 --> 00:08:40,625 Thanks, Christine. 149 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,251 There. 150 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:59,958 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 151 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:12,500 It isn't even sunny! 152 00:09:12,666 --> 00:09:14,083 Hello, Mr Dicaprio. 153 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:15,417 Hello, girls. 154 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:20,250 Ridiculous. 155 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:22,750 I'm back! 156 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:25,208 Shit. 157 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,792 Barbecue this weekend? 158 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:32,917 I'll tell you about our honeymoon! 159 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,167 Stop it, Maxime! 160 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:39,584 You suck, Chloé! 161 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:42,291 - Go play somewhere else! - Arthur's in love! 162 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,834 - It's smoky. - It's a barbecue! 163 00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:46,626 - Your wife's? - Yes, a hairdryer. 164 00:09:52,376 --> 00:09:53,667 Come on, Jojo! 165 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:56,417 I love being on vacation. 166 00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:59,710 After the honeymoon, I'm already planning another trip. 167 00:09:59,877 --> 00:10:03,001 I know what my next destination is: Mikonos. 168 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,583 I saw a friend's Instagram photos. 169 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:06,959 Looks am-az-ing! 170 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,292 We were meant to go. 171 00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:11,001 We'd even booked it. 172 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:11,834 And? 173 00:10:13,168 --> 00:10:15,293 I got pregnant with Arthur. 174 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:19,042 Maxime! Antoine, stop him with that hose! 175 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:21,708 Cut it out, Maxime! 176 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:24,501 Come on, Jojo, one last spoonful for Mommy. 177 00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:29,417 Well, I'd better get changed. 178 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:31,834 Oh yes, it was in 2007. 179 00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:35,542 No, 2007 was Ibiza! Don't you remember? 180 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:38,835 I gatecrashed Pauline's trip. Then stole her boyfriend. 181 00:10:39,002 --> 00:10:42,210 - Oh yes, the Hungarian. - No, the millionaire. 182 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,751 He threw that party for my 30th. 183 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:47,417 No, I couldn't come, I was having Chloé. 184 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:51,210 - Jimmy, that's it! - Kiki. 185 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,668 No, Jimmy, not Kiki. 186 00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:55,377 - Did he say Kiki? - Yes. 187 00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:57,127 Kiki means pee. 188 00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:59,418 That's great that you asked. 189 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:03,042 Auntie couldn't know. I'll be right back. 190 00:11:05,002 --> 00:11:07,627 Ah Jimmy, the king of the bedroom. 191 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,793 - Off with you. - Kiki! 192 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,210 Your Jojo is pretty well built. 193 00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:19,003 - You're mental! - It was an accident! 194 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:20,210 It really hurt. 195 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,710 Hey, Auntie, are you hot to trot? 196 00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:24,293 Enough! Now go. 197 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:27,793 You'll be lucky to find a girl like me! 198 00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:31,419 Dad says to lay the table, it's almost ready. 199 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:36,960 OK! 200 00:11:37,628 --> 00:11:39,752 Despite having four kids, 201 00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:44,002 and a crazy schedule, you never complain and we all benefit! 202 00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:45,335 Thanks. 203 00:11:45,502 --> 00:11:48,586 Plus all the work you do... Let's raise a glass 204 00:11:48,753 --> 00:11:50,252 to congratulate you. 205 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,669 Antoine, bravo! 206 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,961 The best chipolatas ever! 207 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,919 And I'll raise a glass to the newlyweds. 208 00:11:58,086 --> 00:12:00,877 There. And to my chipolatas! 209 00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:02,335 Bravo! 210 00:12:03,043 --> 00:12:04,835 Come on, everyone. 211 00:12:05,002 --> 00:12:06,336 To the chipolatas! 212 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:09,628 Emma, why are you clapping? You're eating pasta. 213 00:12:09,836 --> 00:12:11,503 - I want pasta too! - Quit yelling! 214 00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:14,294 Slow sugars. She has a tennis match later, 215 00:12:14,461 --> 00:12:16,919 to qualify for the regional Masters. 216 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:17,961 Wow! 217 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:21,044 - We're focused on it, right, honey? - Sure, Dad. 218 00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:23,002 Why don't our kids do sport? 219 00:12:23,169 --> 00:12:24,418 I do sport! 220 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:28,461 Chloé does dance, Maxime does judo, Arthur used to do basketball 221 00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:29,503 but gave up. 222 00:12:29,669 --> 00:12:31,086 You did? And you let him? 223 00:12:31,253 --> 00:12:35,545 That's a mistake. Emma wanted to quit tennis when she was 13. 224 00:12:35,712 --> 00:12:37,129 We kept her at it. 225 00:12:37,295 --> 00:12:39,961 She's all the happier for it. Right? 226 00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:43,086 You're a happy girl, aren't you? 227 00:12:43,253 --> 00:12:46,294 See, honey? You put them in the wrong school. 228 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,128 The right school is soooo important. 229 00:12:49,294 --> 00:12:51,753 School is so important. 230 00:12:52,794 --> 00:12:55,879 I can't stand to be next to you! Arthur, switch places. 231 00:12:56,795 --> 00:12:57,795 No, no. 232 00:12:57,962 --> 00:12:59,669 No? But that's my place. 233 00:12:59,836 --> 00:13:01,378 Well, I'm here now. 234 00:13:01,544 --> 00:13:03,919 - Who do you think you are? - I'm your elder! 235 00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,211 Are you kidding? 236 00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:08,795 Mom doesn't take Auntie's place every time she gets up. 237 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,170 Now move! 238 00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:11,795 In your dreams! 239 00:13:12,419 --> 00:13:14,045 Eat up the chipolatas. 240 00:13:14,212 --> 00:13:15,504 What did you say? 241 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,503 Being an elder brother doesn't give him rights. 242 00:13:18,669 --> 00:13:21,420 I'm not the eldest, Audrey is the big sister. 243 00:13:21,587 --> 00:13:23,086 You look much older, Mom! 244 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,378 Are you crazy?! 245 00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:28,212 Honestly! 246 00:13:42,711 --> 00:13:45,920 - What are you doing? - I thought we wanted to make love. 247 00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:47,379 "We"? 248 00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:57,546 Something wrong, honey? 249 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,629 I can tell you need a massage. 250 00:14:00,837 --> 00:14:01,920 No, I'm fine. 251 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:03,545 I'm just tired. 252 00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:04,630 She's tired. 253 00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:13,337 Something wrong? 254 00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:17,504 My love, what's the matter? 255 00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:23,129 Why do I look older than my sister? 256 00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:27,463 So that's it! Skip it, kids talk garbage. 257 00:14:28,255 --> 00:14:31,546 Your sister's just tanned, so obviously, she... 258 00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:33,213 Why aren't I tanned? 259 00:14:34,255 --> 00:14:36,713 That's to do with... 260 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:40,380 pigmentation. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 261 00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:43,130 I'm not tanned because instead of vacationing, 262 00:14:43,338 --> 00:14:45,755 I make breakfast, dinner, 263 00:14:45,963 --> 00:14:47,921 change Joseph seven times a day, 264 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,588 run around for you all, 265 00:14:50,796 --> 00:14:53,421 do the kids' homework, then at night, 266 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:57,130 put on sexy nightwear so my husband has the hots for me. 267 00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:58,337 Well... 268 00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:02,755 That works extremely well, let me tell you. 269 00:15:03,338 --> 00:15:05,296 I want a standing ovation too! 270 00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:07,297 Is that what annoyed you? 271 00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:08,381 Is it? 272 00:15:08,921 --> 00:15:12,756 The applause was for us, for our hospitality. For you too. 273 00:15:12,922 --> 00:15:14,547 Especially your kebabs. 274 00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:16,631 Chipolatas, not kebabs. 275 00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:19,505 Much more difficult to do. 276 00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,380 And mine were very tender. 277 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,297 Unlike you. 278 00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:28,172 I don't know what's wrong with you but it isn't my fault. 279 00:15:30,922 --> 00:15:33,506 So... good night. 280 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:35,756 See you tomorrow. 281 00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:41,380 I'm sick of having no time for myself, like my sister has. 282 00:15:41,588 --> 00:15:44,589 For me, it's the kids, always the kids... 283 00:15:44,797 --> 00:15:45,672 Oh come on. 284 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:50,089 Once you've dropped them at school, you've got all day. 285 00:15:50,256 --> 00:15:53,256 - Are you serious? - It's a question of organization. 286 00:15:53,422 --> 00:15:56,506 You're home by 9am at the latest. 287 00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:59,464 You've got till 5pm to do whatever you like. 288 00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:01,546 - Right? - 4.30. 289 00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:04,089 OK, 4.30. 290 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,506 Meanwhile, where am I all day? 291 00:16:06,714 --> 00:16:08,714 At the office, much less fun. 292 00:16:08,881 --> 00:16:10,256 But I don't complain. 293 00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:13,840 I can pick the bread up if it makes things easier. 294 00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:20,672 Frankly I'd swap places with you in a heartbeat. 295 00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:23,172 Really? 296 00:16:23,839 --> 00:16:25,797 You want to swap places? 297 00:16:27,715 --> 00:16:29,048 Of course. 298 00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:30,381 Fine. 299 00:16:32,006 --> 00:16:33,589 Good night, honey. 300 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,923 They want to try clothing. 301 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,047 That's interesting, Dicaprio. Produced where? 302 00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:53,423 Good question, Mr Chassagne. 303 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:54,757 Bangladesh. Guess why. 304 00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:57,047 To minimize costs, of course. 305 00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:59,839 - Is Sarah well? - Fine, she sends her best. 306 00:17:00,048 --> 00:17:03,548 How's that little scoundrel, your grandson? 307 00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:05,965 In hospital. Bronchiolitis. 308 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,423 - Mr Chassagne. - A problem? 309 00:17:09,631 --> 00:17:13,216 It's the cleaner we hired two weeks ago. 310 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,215 What did she steal? 311 00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,298 Some wing nuts, sir. 312 00:17:17,923 --> 00:17:19,381 Wing nuts, François. 313 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,756 Did she take many? 314 00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,006 Four. 315 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:25,715 A box of six costs 3.45 euros, so the value is 2 euros. 316 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,382 2.30 euros. 317 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,633 Well, with the right kind of warning... 318 00:17:31,799 --> 00:17:35,923 Excuse me, I know HR is your department 319 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,673 but this calls for zero tolerance. 320 00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:43,257 She's young, if we don't come down hard, she'll do it again. 321 00:17:43,423 --> 00:17:45,715 Today, four wing nuts. What next? 322 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:50,049 25 cubic meters of mortar? Is that what you want, Antoine? 323 00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:54,174 No, when I say "warning", I intend to take measures. 324 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,715 Maybe a two-day suspension. 325 00:17:56,923 --> 00:17:58,465 Two? Four, I say! 326 00:17:58,673 --> 00:18:00,590 With no pay. Mr Chassagne? 327 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:01,757 Perfect! 328 00:18:01,924 --> 00:18:04,383 One week, without pay. 329 00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:07,758 - And deduct the cost of 100 wing nuts. - That's better! 330 00:18:07,924 --> 00:18:11,174 500! And suspend her for a month. 331 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,383 Two months and 1000 nuts. 332 00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:15,923 2000. And a 3-month suspension. 333 00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:17,882 3500 nuts. 334 00:18:18,048 --> 00:18:19,216 - 10,000. - 20,000. 335 00:18:19,383 --> 00:18:20,216 50,000 nuts! 336 00:18:20,382 --> 00:18:21,799 - 75,000. - 100,000! 337 00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:25,174 Impossible, that's more than our complete stock! 338 00:18:25,341 --> 00:18:26,884 Let's be sensible. 339 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:30,592 Antoine, don't beat about the bush, just fire her. 340 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:34,549 Assume your responsibilities, be a man! 341 00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:38,383 It's tough but we have no choice. It's her or us. 342 00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:40,508 - Her or us. - Of course. 343 00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:43,717 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 344 00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:47,259 Say, Dicaprio, are you any relation to the actor? 345 00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:50,133 We share a few Sicilian cousins. 346 00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:53,175 - There's a family resemblance. - So I'm told! 347 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,759 He's a typical know-all, who never listens. 348 00:18:58,925 --> 00:19:00,342 You could slap him. 349 00:19:00,509 --> 00:19:03,258 Forget work, honey, it'll do you good. 350 00:19:03,799 --> 00:19:06,175 Yes, yes, you're right. 351 00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:07,800 Good day, kids? 352 00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:11,134 No, Griezmann was injured playing for Barça. 353 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,592 Doesn't he play for France? 354 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,466 His club is Barcelona. 355 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:15,550 It's not hard! 356 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:18,717 Since we're all here, I have an announcement. 357 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:19,925 Football's crap. 358 00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:22,134 You still like Mbappé on Instagram! 359 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,592 I'm going to Mikonos, for ten days. 360 00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:27,967 He boasts about being called Dicaprio. 361 00:19:28,175 --> 00:19:30,300 They have shared cousins. 362 00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:32,967 In Sardinia. Or is it Sicily? 363 00:19:34,134 --> 00:19:36,842 Well, don't say I didn't tell you. 364 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,217 Yes... it's Sicily. 365 00:19:39,425 --> 00:19:40,759 Is there any dessert? 366 00:19:41,675 --> 00:19:43,675 Mom? What's for dessert? 367 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:49,551 So four people deny it but you insist that you told us! 368 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,718 I just can't believe it! 369 00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:56,550 It's just for a few days. You went to Scotland a while back. 370 00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:58,925 Don't mix things up. 371 00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:02,425 Paul and I went salmon fishing but it was a seminar. 372 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,926 Totally different. 373 00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:08,468 And you didn't even bring a kilt back. 374 00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:09,967 Pity. 375 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,343 You could have worn it with nothing underneath. 376 00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:14,925 Don't, it isn't funny. 377 00:20:15,093 --> 00:20:18,467 There is no "nothing underneath". Where are you going? 378 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:23,467 Mikonos... I always wanted to visit the Cyclades with Audrey. 379 00:20:23,634 --> 00:20:25,635 The Cyclades, yeah. 380 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,635 No. 381 00:20:29,926 --> 00:20:32,261 - You're all tense. -Yes, I'm tense! 382 00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:34,050 You know I want the GM job. 383 00:20:34,259 --> 00:20:36,968 You ditch me just as Tom Cruise is moving in! 384 00:20:37,176 --> 00:20:38,260 It's not cool. 385 00:20:39,176 --> 00:20:41,385 It's just ten days, honey. 386 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,718 Your promotion comes up in six months. 387 00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:46,218 How am I going to manage? 388 00:20:46,385 --> 00:20:49,676 You wanted to be in my shoes, so enjoy it. 389 00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:51,468 Free from 9 till 5. 390 00:20:54,926 --> 00:20:55,926 4.30. 391 00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:07,926 It's all here. Collect Maxime, drop him at judo with Camille. 392 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:11,136 Then take Joseph for his DT-Polio booster 393 00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:13,843 before picking up Chloé and Anna. 394 00:21:14,051 --> 00:21:16,760 Maxime will be waiting for you at Léon's. 395 00:21:16,968 --> 00:21:20,176 Remember to take Anna to her grandma's, near the bookshop 396 00:21:20,386 --> 00:21:22,511 that stocks the manual Arthur needs. 397 00:21:22,677 --> 00:21:24,761 Evening meals are in the fridge. 398 00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:28,344 That was Monday, which is a quiet day. 399 00:21:28,511 --> 00:21:29,427 Now Tuesday... 400 00:21:31,094 --> 00:21:33,093 Antoine, what's wrong? 401 00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:35,885 No, I'm fine, it's just... 402 00:21:36,051 --> 00:21:38,594 I'm just wondering what to tell the kids. 403 00:21:38,802 --> 00:21:40,219 They won't take it well. 404 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,386 Seriously... 405 00:21:41,594 --> 00:21:44,011 - Bye, my love. - Enjoy your trip! 406 00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:46,219 Yes, ten days! 407 00:21:46,427 --> 00:21:49,177 Mom, can I have a party? 408 00:21:49,386 --> 00:21:50,719 Ask your dad. 409 00:21:50,927 --> 00:21:52,344 We're on. 410 00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:53,469 I said no! 411 00:21:53,677 --> 00:21:56,552 Saturday night? Relax, he'll say yes. 412 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,343 I can hear you, I said no! 413 00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:01,969 Saturday's perfect. So... Yeah, great. 414 00:22:02,136 --> 00:22:05,177 The Greeks are small, not like Nikos. 415 00:22:05,387 --> 00:22:06,302 Max? 416 00:22:08,469 --> 00:22:10,761 My love, my darling. 417 00:22:11,928 --> 00:22:12,969 You can't go, Mom. 418 00:22:13,136 --> 00:22:15,969 Not ten days, ten minutes, or even ten seconds. 419 00:22:16,177 --> 00:22:17,302 Why not, honey? 420 00:22:17,511 --> 00:22:21,303 It's like a clock. With no pedals, it won't work. 421 00:22:21,469 --> 00:22:22,677 - Pedals? - Yes! 422 00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:24,094 The pendulum! 423 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:26,011 Can I have a drone anyway? 424 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:27,803 Yes! 425 00:22:28,261 --> 00:22:30,303 This vacation will do you good. 426 00:22:31,053 --> 00:22:32,094 Mom's leaving! 427 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,386 I'll add you to the moms' WhatsApp group. 428 00:22:35,594 --> 00:22:36,594 No need. 429 00:22:36,761 --> 00:22:38,761 - Plus the judo group... - No, no. 430 00:22:38,927 --> 00:22:40,719 I'll do the rest in the cab. 431 00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:43,470 - Bye, Mom. - Goodbye. 432 00:22:44,303 --> 00:22:45,553 Goodbye, Mom. 433 00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:48,053 Bye, Mom. 434 00:22:49,178 --> 00:22:50,095 Jojo! 435 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:56,469 I'm going on a trip. 436 00:23:04,928 --> 00:23:06,053 I love you. 437 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,220 I love you too. 438 00:23:07,388 --> 00:23:08,929 Enjoy yourself. 439 00:23:11,677 --> 00:23:12,886 I love you. 440 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,595 Help, moms, I need the poem they had to learn... 441 00:23:18,803 --> 00:23:21,303 - When is the maths test? - Thursday, last Geography class... 442 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:34,845 Kiki! 443 00:23:37,553 --> 00:23:38,428 Oh no! 444 00:23:38,637 --> 00:23:39,596 Kiki! 445 00:23:42,345 --> 00:23:44,762 You're a big boy now, you can let me know! 446 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,221 Damn! 447 00:23:46,429 --> 00:23:48,179 - You did that? - No, you did! 448 00:23:48,388 --> 00:23:50,554 - I didn't cut holes in your T-shirt! - He said you did! 449 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,303 - It's you, then! - No! 450 00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:55,428 Then why is there no holes in his T-shirt? 451 00:23:55,595 --> 00:23:58,595 Bang-bang, come on! 452 00:23:59,013 --> 00:24:02,888 What's the matter now? You're dead! What are you going to do? 453 00:24:03,054 --> 00:24:04,596 Ooh, a machine gun! 454 00:24:04,763 --> 00:24:07,554 Dad, mind the zombies! 455 00:24:07,764 --> 00:24:09,804 - Maxime... - Boom, you're dead! 456 00:24:10,804 --> 00:24:12,595 Gimme a potion. 457 00:24:12,803 --> 00:24:14,763 - Tidy up afterwards. - Tidy up?! 458 00:24:24,971 --> 00:24:26,514 What are you doing? 459 00:24:30,555 --> 00:24:32,053 Go get dressed! 460 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,679 Get up, boys, we're late. 461 00:24:34,888 --> 00:24:38,096 Come on, get up. Get dressed, kids. 462 00:24:38,721 --> 00:24:41,513 Breakfast, a pee, and off we go. 463 00:24:42,972 --> 00:24:45,472 We leave in 40 minutes, starting now. Ouch! 464 00:24:53,805 --> 00:24:55,555 Quick, get dressed, I said. 465 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,180 So where's breakfast? 466 00:25:03,347 --> 00:25:05,346 Chill, the coffee and toasts are on. 467 00:25:05,513 --> 00:25:06,514 Ah, great. 468 00:25:15,471 --> 00:25:17,639 Great! Just throw everything. 469 00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:21,347 Could you...? No. 470 00:25:25,305 --> 00:25:27,472 - What time does school start? - 8.45. 471 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,472 Perfect... Fuck! 472 00:25:36,722 --> 00:25:39,430 - Was it on max? - Dunno, I just put bread in. 473 00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:41,265 Oh no! 474 00:25:49,639 --> 00:25:51,514 What did you do with the coffee? 475 00:25:52,055 --> 00:25:54,139 I put coffee and water in. 476 00:25:54,347 --> 00:25:55,805 Into the same vessel? 477 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,765 Do you ever make breakfast? 478 00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:01,305 No, Mom usually does it. 479 00:26:02,055 --> 00:26:04,015 What's going on?! 480 00:26:04,223 --> 00:26:06,390 Come on, boys, get up! 481 00:26:14,097 --> 00:26:17,015 I don't get it, when Mom says get to it, you do. 482 00:26:17,181 --> 00:26:18,223 Your mom? 483 00:26:18,431 --> 00:26:22,223 Don't act smart, just get up. Come on! 484 00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:25,598 On with a T-shirt, off with the crocodile suit. 485 00:26:25,765 --> 00:26:28,431 It's a dinosaur, not a crocodile. 486 00:26:28,598 --> 00:26:31,515 Come on, hurry. There you go. 487 00:26:31,681 --> 00:26:32,806 Help me out here! 488 00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:36,555 You finish off. See you in the kitchen, we're late. 489 00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:38,473 Move it! 490 00:26:47,223 --> 00:26:49,890 From now on, it's a single menu. 491 00:26:50,555 --> 00:26:52,181 - That's breakfast. - But my eggs? 492 00:26:52,348 --> 00:26:54,765 - My Nutella? - My melba toast? 493 00:27:01,181 --> 00:27:02,349 What's that smell? 494 00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:06,473 "Gnagna"? Is that like Kiki, only bigger? 495 00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:12,515 That's one big Gnagna. 496 00:27:14,348 --> 00:27:17,224 - Quit yelling! - You're yelling too! 497 00:27:17,432 --> 00:27:19,557 Don't act smart, you took my Stan Smiths! 498 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,641 Quit saying that! 499 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,266 Come on, hurry up, kids! 500 00:27:24,474 --> 00:27:26,349 - Last one in the car is a loser! - Shut up! 501 00:27:30,265 --> 00:27:32,015 You're not funny, Arthur! 502 00:27:32,223 --> 00:27:33,516 Neither are you. Hello, Maria! 503 00:27:33,724 --> 00:27:36,431 - Have a good day, kids! - You too, Maria! 504 00:27:39,056 --> 00:27:41,141 - Hello, Mr Antoine! - Maria. 505 00:27:41,307 --> 00:27:43,224 Hi, are you better? Anyway... 506 00:27:43,432 --> 00:27:46,516 Say, Maria, could you come every day this week? 507 00:27:46,724 --> 00:27:49,224 Sure, you just need to tell the CESU. 508 00:27:49,390 --> 00:27:50,931 CESU? What's that? 509 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:53,349 My employment services contract. 510 00:27:53,516 --> 00:27:55,724 Ah, that, OK. 511 00:27:56,557 --> 00:27:59,182 Don't worry, I do contracts all day. 512 00:27:59,349 --> 00:28:01,057 - So, every day? - Yes. 513 00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:04,432 No need to tell Isabelle. 514 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:06,433 I'll tell her myself. 515 00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:09,974 - OK, Mr Antoine! - Can I get past? 516 00:28:11,307 --> 00:28:13,016 Have a nice day. 517 00:28:13,432 --> 00:28:15,307 Into the car, kids, quick! 518 00:28:19,933 --> 00:28:22,807 - New username. - What would you like me to call you? 519 00:28:23,017 --> 00:28:24,017 Big Pee-pee! 520 00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,517 Got it. Your new username is Big Pee-pee. 521 00:28:26,725 --> 00:28:28,599 I'll tell Dad you changed it. 522 00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:30,599 I'll tell Mom you broke her vase. 523 00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:31,767 You ripped her coat. 524 00:28:31,975 --> 00:28:33,807 You drew a moustache on the photo of Maria. 525 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:36,266 - You flushed her necklace! - You microwaved the hamster. 526 00:28:36,474 --> 00:28:37,642 You peed in Gran's handbag. 527 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:39,558 Maxime swam in the aquarium. 528 00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:41,517 What? You did? 529 00:28:41,724 --> 00:28:42,808 I did not! 530 00:28:43,017 --> 00:28:44,142 You're such a liar. 531 00:28:44,350 --> 00:28:45,434 Here's Dad. 532 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,682 Has anyone seen my phone? 533 00:28:48,849 --> 00:28:50,474 - Here, Dad. - Thanks, son. 534 00:28:53,683 --> 00:28:54,849 Here, Chloé. 535 00:28:56,432 --> 00:28:57,808 Hey, careful! 536 00:28:58,016 --> 00:28:59,725 All fastened in? 537 00:29:14,808 --> 00:29:16,225 - Turn here. - Left or right? 538 00:29:16,433 --> 00:29:17,725 - Straight ahead. - Sure? 539 00:29:17,933 --> 00:29:18,893 Turn! 540 00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:20,225 - Where? - Right! 541 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:21,893 No, it's straight on. 542 00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:24,559 - Maybe it was left. - I'll turn round. 543 00:29:25,559 --> 00:29:26,476 Asshole! 544 00:29:26,643 --> 00:29:29,182 I'm taking my kids to school. 545 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:30,850 "Pins Way"! 546 00:29:32,433 --> 00:29:34,600 Pines Way, not Pins. 547 00:29:35,184 --> 00:29:37,933 I can't believe you don't know the way to school. 548 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,517 Well, neither do you! 549 00:29:39,683 --> 00:29:41,433 You go every day. 550 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,393 Mom takes us, we sleep on the way. 551 00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:47,101 - What's the school called? - Jean Honorat! 552 00:29:47,308 --> 00:29:48,767 OK, I knew that. 553 00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:51,350 I was just testing. 554 00:29:51,517 --> 00:29:53,934 Guide me to the Jean Honorat school. 555 00:29:54,101 --> 00:29:58,309 OK, Big Pee-pee, I'll take you to the Jean Honorat school. 556 00:29:59,809 --> 00:30:02,059 Did you do that? Well, fix it. 557 00:30:02,226 --> 00:30:04,769 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 558 00:30:04,976 --> 00:30:06,726 OK, I've understood! 559 00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:09,600 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 560 00:30:11,350 --> 00:30:14,809 All the bears go up the stairs 561 00:30:14,976 --> 00:30:19,893 The elevator needs repairs 562 00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:23,434 Up... one step! 563 00:30:23,894 --> 00:30:25,893 Up... two steps! 564 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:29,268 The bears are all tired out! 565 00:30:29,434 --> 00:30:32,059 Great, Dad has to go now. 566 00:30:32,226 --> 00:30:36,602 All the bears go up the stairs! 567 00:30:36,810 --> 00:30:40,768 The elevator need repairs 568 00:30:42,769 --> 00:30:44,852 Up... one step! 569 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,851 Up... two steps! 570 00:30:48,059 --> 00:30:50,351 Up... three steps! 571 00:30:50,518 --> 00:30:53,684 The bears are all tired out! 572 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:57,102 Excuse me, are we nearly done? I have to go. 573 00:30:57,269 --> 00:30:58,852 Jojo, say goodbye to Dad? 574 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,477 No. 575 00:31:00,644 --> 00:31:02,685 It's your child's decision. 576 00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:08,768 All the bears go up the stairs! 577 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:14,393 The elevator need repairs 578 00:31:14,602 --> 00:31:17,269 Up... one step! 579 00:31:17,435 --> 00:31:20,020 Up... two steps! 580 00:31:20,227 --> 00:31:22,769 Up... three steps! 581 00:31:22,977 --> 00:31:25,560 Up... four steps! 582 00:31:25,769 --> 00:31:29,060 The bears are all tired out! 583 00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:31,726 Up... nineteen steps! 584 00:31:31,935 --> 00:31:34,477 Up... twenty steps! 585 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:37,895 The bears made it all the way! 586 00:31:39,978 --> 00:31:40,853 Right. 587 00:31:42,352 --> 00:31:44,728 Jojo, Daddy has to go to work now. 588 00:31:44,895 --> 00:31:45,770 No. 589 00:31:45,935 --> 00:31:48,269 No, like the lady said, it's finished. 590 00:31:48,435 --> 00:31:50,685 It's important that it comes from him. 591 00:31:50,894 --> 00:31:53,811 So what now? Shall we do some jigsaws? 592 00:31:53,977 --> 00:31:56,519 Did he really fight with a bear? 593 00:31:56,727 --> 00:31:58,811 That's so brave. Which movie was it? 594 00:31:59,019 --> 00:32:03,103 The Revenant. But he's used to fighting bears. 595 00:32:03,311 --> 00:32:04,270 What an actor! 596 00:32:04,478 --> 00:32:06,435 To me he's just a cousin. 597 00:32:07,478 --> 00:32:09,228 Here, let me get these. 598 00:32:09,770 --> 00:32:12,810 Mercier, where were you? We looked everywhere. 599 00:32:13,019 --> 00:32:15,310 I had a small problem. 600 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:20,520 My wife is away for a few days. I had to drop the kids off. 601 00:32:20,728 --> 00:32:24,228 Louise and I have found an amazing nanny for the twins. 602 00:32:26,603 --> 00:32:29,102 A Filipina. She lives with us. 603 00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:32,395 It's like she isn't there. Such a discreet people. 604 00:32:33,061 --> 00:32:34,478 And good value too. 605 00:32:38,895 --> 00:32:42,103 You didn't put enough in. Hope it takes notes! 606 00:32:42,312 --> 00:32:43,771 Wait, stand back... 607 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,145 There you go. 608 00:32:55,061 --> 00:32:56,936 No, it doesn't take notes 609 00:32:57,103 --> 00:32:58,979 but it takes a kicking. 610 00:33:12,561 --> 00:33:14,270 Sure you're alright, Mercier? 611 00:33:14,436 --> 00:33:16,896 - You need a vacation. - No, I'm fine. 612 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:20,229 Dicaprio is right, your wife's away, stay with the kids. 613 00:33:20,396 --> 00:33:21,937 I can handle it, sir. 614 00:33:22,104 --> 00:33:24,771 It's quiet right now, get some rest. 615 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,437 It'll pep you up. 616 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:29,979 We need Antoine on top form! Right, Mr Chassagne? 617 00:33:31,062 --> 00:33:32,229 Absolutely. 618 00:33:32,396 --> 00:33:33,687 There. 619 00:33:34,270 --> 00:33:37,021 Take a few days, it'll do you good. 620 00:33:37,187 --> 00:33:38,562 I insist. 621 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,936 Wasn't he in Legends of the Fall? 622 00:33:45,145 --> 00:33:46,853 No, that was Brad Pitt. 623 00:33:47,061 --> 00:33:47,936 He's good too. 624 00:33:48,146 --> 00:33:50,479 - But not as good. - True. 625 00:33:53,646 --> 00:33:55,979 All the bears go up the stairs... 626 00:33:58,647 --> 00:34:00,562 Any idea for the teacher's birthday gift? 627 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:02,188 How about a dick? 628 00:34:11,605 --> 00:34:12,521 Hello, Mr Antoine! 629 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:19,271 - Elise, such good ideas... - Anything else? 630 00:34:38,438 --> 00:34:42,147 - Did you take her home from hospital? - Yes, like I told you. 631 00:34:44,022 --> 00:34:46,187 Did you cut off her long or short leg? 632 00:34:46,396 --> 00:34:49,313 Neither leg was cut off, she's fine now. 633 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,438 Maybe they're the same length now! 634 00:34:51,647 --> 00:34:52,522 Exactly! 635 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,813 Are you OK, boys? 636 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,480 - What was that? - He wants to draw. 637 00:34:59,355 --> 00:35:01,689 No "Kiki" or "Gnagna", then. Wait. 638 00:35:02,731 --> 00:35:04,397 You're going to draw. 639 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:07,022 Do it here, on the paper, 640 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:09,522 not on the table or the wall. 641 00:35:10,563 --> 00:35:13,064 Dad, don't forget about me. 642 00:35:13,231 --> 00:35:14,605 What? Oh yes. 643 00:35:14,814 --> 00:35:18,023 Ask me for anything: the moon, maybe not a scooter. 644 00:35:18,189 --> 00:35:22,106 Anything but the family record book. Not now. 645 00:35:22,647 --> 00:35:23,772 Ask your mother. 646 00:35:23,938 --> 00:35:26,147 - What time was I born? - In the night. 647 00:35:26,313 --> 00:35:28,481 But I need the exact time! 648 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:29,605 What for? 649 00:35:29,772 --> 00:35:32,481 My astrology study with my history teacher. 650 00:35:32,647 --> 00:35:35,523 - Who is he, Paco Rabanne? - Dad! 651 00:35:35,689 --> 00:35:37,481 9.22. There. 652 00:35:37,689 --> 00:35:41,023 You were born at exactly 9.22pm. 653 00:35:41,981 --> 00:35:43,813 You're making it up. 654 00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:47,813 Maxime! Shit. 655 00:35:51,730 --> 00:35:52,605 Maxime! 656 00:35:52,772 --> 00:35:55,981 Maxime, please. 657 00:35:56,898 --> 00:35:59,023 - Max, open up. - What do you want? 658 00:35:59,189 --> 00:36:00,814 - Your brother. - Maxime isn't here. 659 00:36:00,981 --> 00:36:02,774 You're not usually home till 7. 660 00:36:02,939 --> 00:36:04,398 Why are you naked? 661 00:36:04,606 --> 00:36:06,938 I'm not. I'm revising biology. 662 00:36:07,148 --> 00:36:09,356 Biology? Are your teachers all crazy? 663 00:36:10,606 --> 00:36:11,606 Maxime! 664 00:36:12,689 --> 00:36:13,689 Maxime! 665 00:36:17,357 --> 00:36:18,357 Maxime! 666 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,398 No, what's that? 667 00:36:25,606 --> 00:36:27,564 Are you crazy? It's insecticide! 668 00:36:27,773 --> 00:36:29,856 - We're playing! - Not with that... 669 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,481 Go play with something else! 670 00:36:38,481 --> 00:36:40,023 Fuck, that stings. 671 00:36:48,023 --> 00:36:49,314 That wasn't us! 672 00:36:50,731 --> 00:36:53,774 I don't get it. It says right here: dance. 673 00:36:55,273 --> 00:36:58,524 You collect Joseph, then Maxime and Thomas from football, 674 00:36:58,732 --> 00:37:00,733 then take Chloé to dance class. 675 00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:04,232 Plus you came home at 7, not 6. Next time, warn me. 676 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,024 Plus I love dance class! 677 00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:07,274 Why didn't you say? 678 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,149 I didn't know it was Tuesday! 679 00:37:09,773 --> 00:37:11,440 I've missed my appraisal. 680 00:37:12,149 --> 00:37:14,107 - What do you want, Thomas? - I'm not Thomas! 681 00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:15,857 Not Thomas? 682 00:37:16,024 --> 00:37:17,524 No, Dad, he's Léon. 683 00:37:17,690 --> 00:37:19,565 Thomas is fat with red hair. 684 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,482 Oh shit. 685 00:37:34,232 --> 00:37:36,607 It's not really red hair. But he's big. 686 00:37:48,815 --> 00:37:50,149 Alright, Thomas? 687 00:37:50,565 --> 00:37:51,482 Yeah. 688 00:37:51,649 --> 00:37:53,232 What's your address again? 689 00:37:53,399 --> 00:37:54,691 227 Pines Way. 690 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:56,899 You mean Pins Way? 691 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,566 No, it's pronounced "pines". 692 00:37:59,733 --> 00:38:01,066 OK. 693 00:38:02,732 --> 00:38:05,774 Take me to 227 Pines Way. 694 00:38:05,982 --> 00:38:10,608 Antoine Lousy Pants, calculating the route to Spines Way. 695 00:39:39,151 --> 00:39:40,192 Dad? 696 00:39:47,566 --> 00:39:48,484 Dad. 697 00:39:50,776 --> 00:39:52,734 Go to bed, you're tired. 698 00:39:52,901 --> 00:39:54,567 Same applies to you. 699 00:39:54,734 --> 00:39:56,402 Yes, but I'm tidying up. 700 00:39:57,235 --> 00:39:58,192 Sure you are. 701 00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:02,484 No school?! 702 00:40:02,651 --> 00:40:04,234 It's Inset Day. 703 00:40:04,401 --> 00:40:05,734 So you're on strike? 704 00:40:05,901 --> 00:40:07,067 We're not on strike! 705 00:40:07,276 --> 00:40:10,860 We work with other professionals to develop our pedagogy. 706 00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:13,027 The poster has been up for weeks. 707 00:40:15,152 --> 00:40:19,068 Who has time to read that on their way to work? 708 00:40:19,235 --> 00:40:21,276 - Calm down, sir. - No, I will not! 709 00:40:21,442 --> 00:40:24,527 What with all the homework, notes to sign, 710 00:40:24,693 --> 00:40:27,152 absent teachers, amended timetables... 711 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,068 Now it's Inset Day? 712 00:40:29,277 --> 00:40:32,026 Madam, we're not here for your benefit! 713 00:40:32,235 --> 00:40:34,860 No arguments, take my children! 714 00:40:35,027 --> 00:40:36,235 There! 715 00:40:36,402 --> 00:40:38,694 Right, I've heard enough. 716 00:40:42,984 --> 00:40:44,276 Please, ma'am. 717 00:40:47,402 --> 00:40:49,902 Forgive me, I got carried away. 718 00:40:50,943 --> 00:40:54,318 I'm sure you do a wonderful job but... 719 00:40:55,318 --> 00:40:56,903 My wife is away... 720 00:40:57,527 --> 00:40:59,859 and I'm a little overworked. 721 00:41:00,068 --> 00:41:03,901 I'd like to go to the movies, or watch TV. 722 00:41:04,485 --> 00:41:07,068 They're lovely, they won't bother you. 723 00:41:08,235 --> 00:41:09,361 Ma'am... 724 00:41:09,528 --> 00:41:10,527 Please... 725 00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:13,985 Kids. 726 00:41:15,736 --> 00:41:17,986 - Overworked? - A little. 727 00:41:18,153 --> 00:41:20,985 No one asked you to have four kids. Not me. 728 00:41:21,193 --> 00:41:23,027 I wanted to teach kids, 729 00:41:23,235 --> 00:41:25,527 instead I have to deal with nutjobs! 730 00:41:25,693 --> 00:41:29,402 Care to see a photo of me when I started out? 731 00:41:29,568 --> 00:41:32,278 Fresh, smart, killer looks, 56 kilos... 732 00:41:32,444 --> 00:41:33,818 I barely needed makeup. 733 00:41:33,985 --> 00:41:37,569 Sorry you're "a little overworked" because Madam is away. 734 00:41:37,778 --> 00:41:40,568 I really couldn't care less. Have a nice day! 735 00:41:49,402 --> 00:41:50,569 Ah, good. 736 00:41:53,403 --> 00:41:55,778 Hello, sir, hello, Joseph. 737 00:41:55,944 --> 00:41:57,278 Thank God you're here. 738 00:41:57,778 --> 00:42:00,694 For pity's sake, take him for a few hours. 739 00:42:00,902 --> 00:42:03,361 I'll pay anything, just take him. 740 00:42:03,943 --> 00:42:05,319 Sure we'll take him. 741 00:42:05,486 --> 00:42:07,819 Why would we turn Jojo away? 742 00:42:08,028 --> 00:42:10,445 It isn't Inset Day? 743 00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,111 No, that's next week. 744 00:42:13,528 --> 00:42:17,112 All the bears are not on strike today... 745 00:42:17,279 --> 00:42:18,611 All the bears... 746 00:42:23,694 --> 00:42:25,028 Alright, kids? 747 00:42:25,236 --> 00:42:27,070 Yes, we're fine, Dad. 748 00:42:27,612 --> 00:42:29,069 Well, that's good. 749 00:42:29,529 --> 00:42:32,444 It's not so hard, you just need to get organized. 750 00:42:41,653 --> 00:42:43,069 What are you doing?! 751 00:42:43,236 --> 00:42:44,819 Chloé said I could. 752 00:42:44,987 --> 00:42:47,237 - What is this, Mikonos? - It's cool! 753 00:42:49,487 --> 00:42:51,237 How are you, my loves? 754 00:42:51,404 --> 00:42:52,320 Hi, Mom! 755 00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:53,570 Is everything OK? 756 00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:55,070 Guess what Maxime did. 757 00:42:55,279 --> 00:42:57,070 Everything's fine, honey. 758 00:42:57,237 --> 00:42:58,112 Good. 759 00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:00,319 Jojo had his booster? 760 00:43:00,486 --> 00:43:03,444 - His...? - For DT-Polio. He wasn't sick? 761 00:43:03,611 --> 00:43:07,987 He was fine! Tell us what you've been up to, honey. 762 00:43:08,154 --> 00:43:09,570 Are you enjoying it? 763 00:43:09,737 --> 00:43:13,404 Great! I miss you all, I had to see you before going to sea. 764 00:43:14,987 --> 00:43:16,195 For how long? 765 00:43:16,404 --> 00:43:18,653 Three days! To visit a few islands. 766 00:43:18,819 --> 00:43:21,070 It's amazing but I'll be off network. 767 00:43:21,237 --> 00:43:23,069 Hey, how are you, kids? 768 00:43:23,237 --> 00:43:24,362 Hi, Auntie! 769 00:43:24,570 --> 00:43:27,362 Call Chloé so I can say hello. 770 00:43:27,529 --> 00:43:30,737 Chloé, hurry, your mom's about to sail round the world! 771 00:43:30,904 --> 00:43:31,905 I can't! 772 00:43:32,071 --> 00:43:34,530 Tell me about your dance appraisal. 773 00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:35,571 But I can't! 774 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,738 Skip it if you're in a hurry. 775 00:43:37,905 --> 00:43:40,612 We'd better go, Nikos is waiting on the boat. 776 00:43:40,779 --> 00:43:44,195 I'll be off. Take care, I love you all, see you soon. 777 00:43:44,362 --> 00:43:45,820 Me too, Jojo! 778 00:43:45,987 --> 00:43:47,988 I love you lots and lots! 779 00:43:48,696 --> 00:43:50,446 - Bye, Mom! - Bye, Mom. 780 00:43:50,946 --> 00:43:52,196 Who's Nikos? 781 00:43:54,237 --> 00:43:56,405 "I'm going sailing with Nikos"! 782 00:44:11,988 --> 00:44:14,530 - Yes, Paul. - Wait till you hear. 783 00:44:14,696 --> 00:44:16,738 Chassagne is announcing his successor. 784 00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:20,154 What?! That's not for another six months! 785 00:44:20,363 --> 00:44:22,404 - It's the Wolf of Wall Street! - Who? 786 00:44:22,570 --> 00:44:25,738 Dicaprio. That's what we call him at the warehouse. 787 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:29,363 - Don't worry, Antoine. - I don't believe it. 788 00:44:29,571 --> 00:44:32,571 He's won the first set but you can equalize. 789 00:44:32,738 --> 00:44:34,031 - I have to go. - Dad! 790 00:44:34,696 --> 00:44:35,614 Dad! 791 00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:43,821 What? 792 00:44:43,988 --> 00:44:45,155 I need to talk to Mom. 793 00:44:45,363 --> 00:44:46,822 - Why? - I just do! 794 00:44:46,989 --> 00:44:48,613 Sorry, she's out at sea. 795 00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:51,155 So, what do you want? 796 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,238 Chloé, it's Daddy. 797 00:45:11,656 --> 00:45:13,822 Mom's away but you can talk to me. 798 00:45:13,989 --> 00:45:15,906 No, I can't, forget it. 799 00:45:21,156 --> 00:45:22,113 Why not? 800 00:45:22,322 --> 00:45:23,530 I just can't. 801 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:27,614 Come on, tell Daddy. 802 00:45:27,781 --> 00:45:28,989 What's wrong? 803 00:45:30,072 --> 00:45:31,822 You really want to know? 804 00:45:32,031 --> 00:45:34,156 Of course I do. Come on. 805 00:45:36,365 --> 00:45:37,821 I stained my pants. 806 00:45:38,322 --> 00:45:39,406 Oh, shit! 807 00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:43,781 I just put a wash on. I said to give me your laundry! 808 00:45:44,281 --> 00:45:46,406 You don't understand anything. 809 00:45:58,822 --> 00:45:59,947 Chloé! 810 00:46:00,989 --> 00:46:01,906 Chloé! 811 00:46:02,864 --> 00:46:05,656 Chloé, wait, wait... 812 00:46:06,739 --> 00:46:09,697 It's wonderful! Fantastic, great! 813 00:46:09,865 --> 00:46:11,907 I'm so pleased. It's life! 814 00:46:12,115 --> 00:46:13,823 Dad, I can't breathe! 815 00:46:14,532 --> 00:46:17,657 I'm sorry. I'll help you, OK? 816 00:46:17,823 --> 00:46:19,697 Daddy will find a solution. 817 00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:21,947 I won't let you down. 818 00:46:27,657 --> 00:46:29,948 How to handle daughter's first period? 819 00:46:30,157 --> 00:46:32,073 What did you just say? Dad! 820 00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:34,240 Nothing. 821 00:46:34,407 --> 00:46:37,197 No result for how to handle daughter's first period, 822 00:46:37,406 --> 00:46:39,198 Mr Dick-Stinks-of-Camembert. 823 00:46:39,782 --> 00:46:43,115 What? You asked Siri about my period?! 824 00:46:43,282 --> 00:46:45,532 No, it's you lot, messing with it. 825 00:46:45,698 --> 00:46:46,865 You have a period? 826 00:46:47,032 --> 00:46:49,699 Ha-ha, Chloé has a period! 827 00:46:49,866 --> 00:46:51,740 - What's that? - Don't change the subject. 828 00:46:51,907 --> 00:46:53,698 There's water everywhere. 829 00:46:53,908 --> 00:46:56,156 Wow, the flash killed all the zombies! 830 00:47:03,282 --> 00:47:04,365 I can't take it. 831 00:47:08,616 --> 00:47:10,241 Where are you going? Dad? 832 00:47:13,241 --> 00:47:14,741 I resign. 833 00:47:16,365 --> 00:47:19,740 Resign from what? A dad can't just resign. 834 00:47:19,948 --> 00:47:23,324 OK, but let me take a breather. 835 00:47:25,283 --> 00:47:28,408 Go back inside, I'll see to everything. 836 00:47:28,616 --> 00:47:30,949 I just need some fresh air for 5 minutes. 837 00:47:34,116 --> 00:47:36,865 Hey, when did you start smoking again? 838 00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:42,949 I don't want you to look like the people on cigarette packs. 839 00:47:45,241 --> 00:47:47,116 And you pick it up! 840 00:47:47,324 --> 00:47:49,866 - Dad, we're locked out. - I don't care. 841 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:51,366 Dad, where's Jojo? 842 00:47:52,449 --> 00:47:53,658 Oh fuck. 843 00:47:53,866 --> 00:47:55,448 - Jojo! - Shit! 844 00:47:56,408 --> 00:47:57,740 Jojo's in the water! 845 00:47:57,907 --> 00:47:58,908 Jojo! 846 00:48:05,741 --> 00:48:07,617 Don't stay in the water! 847 00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:09,575 Stand aside! 848 00:48:10,158 --> 00:48:13,034 Stop it, it'll go in your sister's eyes! 849 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,825 Is he totally stupid?! 850 00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:17,573 We're not going to break the windows. 851 00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:18,949 Jojo! 852 00:48:19,616 --> 00:48:21,908 - Jojo, get on the table! - Jojo! 853 00:48:24,699 --> 00:48:27,284 - I'll climb up there. - That's a bad idea! 854 00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:28,574 No, Dad, don't! 855 00:48:28,741 --> 00:48:29,949 Call Spiderman! 856 00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:34,034 - Go, Dad! - Be careful! 857 00:48:35,491 --> 00:48:38,116 Come down, or I'll call Mom! 858 00:48:38,866 --> 00:48:40,283 Really, I will! 859 00:48:40,449 --> 00:48:41,866 I'm fine. 860 00:48:42,033 --> 00:48:42,949 Go for it! 861 00:48:43,116 --> 00:48:44,324 Come down! 862 00:48:44,909 --> 00:48:46,700 - Stop it. - He's going to fall! 863 00:48:46,909 --> 00:48:47,784 Hello! 864 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,492 I'm Julia, Maria's replacement. 865 00:48:50,659 --> 00:48:52,243 Hi, Julia. 866 00:48:52,409 --> 00:48:54,783 We're locked out, my brother's inside. 867 00:48:54,949 --> 00:48:56,284 Oh, I've got a key. 868 00:48:56,450 --> 00:48:58,742 Dad, come down, she's got a key! 869 00:49:02,659 --> 00:49:03,825 Titi-Papa! 870 00:49:19,992 --> 00:49:21,867 Darling... darling... 871 00:49:22,075 --> 00:49:23,159 No, I'm Paul. 872 00:49:23,325 --> 00:49:24,742 What happened? 873 00:49:24,909 --> 00:49:28,160 Was that really a good time to climb the house? 874 00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:31,075 My pants. 875 00:49:31,242 --> 00:49:32,701 Where are my pants? 876 00:49:32,910 --> 00:49:35,116 They took them off to do tests. 877 00:49:35,867 --> 00:49:39,450 I was embarrassed, the nurse took your blood pressure 878 00:49:39,659 --> 00:49:41,285 and your ball popped out. 879 00:49:42,659 --> 00:49:44,742 They've seen it all before, I know. 880 00:49:47,993 --> 00:49:49,785 Where are my kids? 881 00:49:50,201 --> 00:49:51,326 With the girl. 882 00:49:51,785 --> 00:49:52,701 What girl? 883 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:55,700 The one you've hired. 884 00:49:57,325 --> 00:49:59,450 - I need to go home. - Sure. 885 00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:00,785 Right now. 886 00:50:01,785 --> 00:50:04,159 When the match is over, OK? 887 00:50:10,826 --> 00:50:11,701 Thanks. 888 00:50:46,994 --> 00:50:47,994 Dad! 889 00:50:58,618 --> 00:51:00,452 - You're OK? - Fine, fine. 890 00:51:06,493 --> 00:51:07,910 Hi. 891 00:51:08,119 --> 00:51:11,952 You saw me the other day, from above. I'm Julia. 892 00:51:12,161 --> 00:51:15,243 Maria's neighbor's cousin's daughter. She's great! 893 00:51:15,869 --> 00:51:18,243 - She plays video games. - She cleaned the house. 894 00:51:18,452 --> 00:51:20,660 - And did my homework! - And called the electrician. 895 00:51:20,868 --> 00:51:22,702 - And mowed the lawn. - She plays guitar! 896 00:51:22,869 --> 00:51:24,786 She can come every day. 897 00:51:25,744 --> 00:51:27,286 You have a lovely family. 898 00:51:27,994 --> 00:51:28,953 Thanks. 899 00:51:30,952 --> 00:51:33,951 - I think he means... - You want to poop? 900 00:51:34,744 --> 00:51:36,785 Let's find the potty. 901 00:51:43,662 --> 00:51:45,327 I was scared, Dad. 902 00:51:48,203 --> 00:51:50,912 I love you, children, I really do. 903 00:52:24,787 --> 00:52:26,245 She's great, Dad. 904 00:52:27,703 --> 00:52:29,245 She's even picked flowers. 905 00:52:31,537 --> 00:52:32,619 My big girl. 906 00:52:39,453 --> 00:52:40,787 Mr Mercier! 907 00:52:40,995 --> 00:52:44,162 Jojo's playing in his room, I've made pasta, 908 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:47,495 and I've talked to Chloé about her concerns. 909 00:52:47,703 --> 00:52:50,204 It's all fine, don't worry. 910 00:52:50,413 --> 00:52:52,537 - Well, thanks, Julia. - Thank you. 911 00:52:52,744 --> 00:52:55,620 I'll be off, it's late. I need to revise. 912 00:52:56,370 --> 00:52:58,662 - What are you studying? - Medicine. 913 00:52:58,870 --> 00:53:00,953 Actually, that was last year. 914 00:53:01,746 --> 00:53:03,412 I'm training to be a midwife. 915 00:53:03,995 --> 00:53:07,120 - You're drawn to the health sector. - Not at all. 916 00:53:07,287 --> 00:53:09,912 I wanted to be a journalist but I hate writing. 917 00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:13,412 I did English but was advised to try economics. 918 00:53:13,578 --> 00:53:16,203 I met my boyfriend, who was doing medicine, 919 00:53:16,370 --> 00:53:18,579 so now I'm training to be... 920 00:53:22,703 --> 00:53:23,704 a midwife. 921 00:53:24,538 --> 00:53:26,246 It's mad, I keep forgetting! 922 00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:29,204 Is your boyfriend a mid-husband? 923 00:53:29,371 --> 00:53:30,829 I don't know, we split up. 924 00:53:32,495 --> 00:53:37,704 Well, you certainly seem experienced, you're great with the kids. 925 00:53:37,871 --> 00:53:40,621 Plus the house is spotless. Bravo, Julia. 926 00:53:40,829 --> 00:53:43,203 Thanks, I have some experience, 927 00:53:43,371 --> 00:53:46,163 I used to clean a hardware warehouse. 928 00:53:46,329 --> 00:53:47,288 Which one? 929 00:53:47,454 --> 00:53:48,746 - Briconautes. - Great! 930 00:53:48,954 --> 00:53:51,204 But I left. They were assholes. 931 00:53:51,953 --> 00:53:54,079 - Forgive my language. - OK. 932 00:53:54,663 --> 00:53:57,413 Well, anyway... thanks. 933 00:53:57,621 --> 00:54:00,413 No, it's just that I was fired actually. 934 00:54:02,079 --> 00:54:04,871 You know why? I stole three nuts. 935 00:54:05,038 --> 00:54:08,246 I say "stole". I was going to pay for them. 936 00:54:08,413 --> 00:54:10,747 But it was 5am, no one was there. 937 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,579 The boss wouldn't listen. 938 00:54:12,746 --> 00:54:16,371 He fired me on the spot, made me pay for 1000 nuts! 939 00:54:16,913 --> 00:54:19,122 For three nuts, just think! 940 00:54:19,329 --> 00:54:22,163 - They were barely worth 20 cents! - 2.30 euros. 941 00:54:22,746 --> 00:54:23,829 Excuse me? 942 00:54:23,996 --> 00:54:25,080 I said it's crazy! 943 00:54:25,247 --> 00:54:28,705 It's crazy, I don't understand it. 944 00:54:28,872 --> 00:54:30,747 Some people are pathetic. 945 00:54:32,079 --> 00:54:36,413 So it's good to end up working for people like you. 946 00:54:36,622 --> 00:54:39,247 You're a lawyer, right? 947 00:54:39,413 --> 00:54:42,580 I'm being nosey. But I noticed law books everywhere. 948 00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:45,872 Yes, precisely, I'm a lawyer. 949 00:54:46,039 --> 00:54:47,831 I'd love to be a criminal lawyer. 950 00:54:48,039 --> 00:54:49,830 Maybe it isn't too late. 951 00:54:49,997 --> 00:54:51,829 - Maybe I'll ask your advice. - No. 952 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:55,496 I'm in business law... as a legal... 953 00:54:55,705 --> 00:54:59,330 A lawyer. Kind of the legal side of business law. 954 00:54:59,872 --> 00:55:01,955 Well, thank you, Mr Mercier. 955 00:55:03,372 --> 00:55:05,122 Bye! See you tomorrow. 956 00:55:05,330 --> 00:55:07,456 - See you tomorrow. - Bye. 957 00:55:19,455 --> 00:55:21,497 Dinnertime, kids! 958 00:55:21,705 --> 00:55:23,330 Coming, Dad! 959 00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:26,248 Did it go well with Julia? 960 00:55:26,415 --> 00:55:27,956 - Awesome! - She's great. 961 00:55:28,123 --> 00:55:31,330 - Can she live with us? - No, Julia has her own home. 962 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,705 Anyway, Julia is busy with her studies. 963 00:55:37,748 --> 00:55:39,331 She said she can't come back. 964 00:55:39,498 --> 00:55:42,622 - No, she said she could come every day. - And sleep here! 965 00:55:42,789 --> 00:55:45,039 I said I'd help her with her pharmacy studies. 966 00:55:45,206 --> 00:55:48,081 She said she was a pharmacist? 967 00:55:49,290 --> 00:55:51,372 Honestly, Dad, she's great. 968 00:55:52,247 --> 00:55:54,789 No, sorry... I don't know... 969 00:55:54,997 --> 00:55:57,664 She's strange. Unstable even. 970 00:55:57,873 --> 00:55:59,456 Pharmacy, midwifery, 971 00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:03,373 law, economics, journalism... 972 00:56:03,540 --> 00:56:05,873 She doesn't know what she wants to do. 973 00:56:06,498 --> 00:56:09,457 Something about her bothers me. Doesn't it you? 974 00:56:09,665 --> 00:56:10,580 No way. 975 00:56:10,747 --> 00:56:12,539 I could eat her pasta every day. 976 00:56:12,748 --> 00:56:13,623 Me too. 977 00:56:13,790 --> 00:56:15,206 I want her to sleep here. 978 00:56:17,081 --> 00:56:19,039 I'm sorry, kids, but... 979 00:56:21,248 --> 00:56:22,706 I can't keep her. 980 00:56:26,999 --> 00:56:28,456 I'm afraid for you. 981 00:56:29,915 --> 00:56:32,540 She's never looked after children. Ever. 982 00:56:32,706 --> 00:56:35,706 So you don't want her or can't she come? 983 00:56:36,956 --> 00:56:38,123 I warn you, Dad, 984 00:56:38,290 --> 00:56:41,874 if you fire her, it'll be worse than before. 985 00:56:42,041 --> 00:56:43,165 Before she came. 986 00:56:43,331 --> 00:56:44,499 Worse! 987 00:56:51,831 --> 00:56:54,456 No, wait, I was just saying... 988 00:56:55,456 --> 00:56:57,416 but if you're happy... 989 00:56:58,956 --> 00:56:59,998 she can stay. 990 00:57:00,165 --> 00:57:01,291 - Fab! - Thanks, Dad. 991 00:57:01,457 --> 00:57:02,874 Can she sleep here? 992 00:57:14,706 --> 00:57:17,123 Stop it, Maxime, you're unbearable! 993 00:57:17,331 --> 00:57:18,249 Maxime! 994 00:57:18,457 --> 00:57:19,499 Stop that. 995 00:57:20,124 --> 00:57:22,374 Maxime, give me my phone! 996 00:57:23,749 --> 00:57:24,708 Shit! 997 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:25,916 - OK, Dad? - Fine. 998 00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:27,041 I always get blamed. 999 00:57:27,249 --> 00:57:28,417 Wait! 1000 00:57:28,583 --> 00:57:31,041 Mr Mercier, you forgot Jojo's bag! 1001 00:57:38,332 --> 00:57:41,291 - Dad, what are you doing? - Nothing, it's fine. 1002 00:57:47,082 --> 00:57:48,499 - Here. - Thanks. 1003 00:57:48,708 --> 00:57:49,832 Have a nice day. 1004 00:57:53,332 --> 00:57:54,541 What? 1005 00:57:56,124 --> 00:57:58,875 If she learns it was me who fired her, I'm screwed. 1006 00:57:59,083 --> 00:58:00,374 Fire her again. 1007 00:58:00,582 --> 00:58:02,250 The kids adore her. 1008 00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:05,333 Plus she's full-time at home now. 1009 00:58:05,542 --> 00:58:07,500 I'm fucked. 1010 00:58:08,624 --> 00:58:10,624 - So tell her the truth. - Yeah? 1011 00:58:11,292 --> 00:58:15,082 Admit I dropped my pants for Dicaprio to impress Chassagne? 1012 00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:19,999 - I'll never get that job. - You will. 1013 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:21,125 No. 1014 00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:23,250 It's all in the mind. 1015 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:25,833 It isn't over till the match point is won. 1016 00:58:26,042 --> 00:58:28,084 Remember Chang vs Lendl? 1017 00:58:28,292 --> 00:58:30,624 It takes balls to serve underarm. 1018 00:58:32,082 --> 00:58:33,792 What are you on about? 1019 00:58:34,458 --> 00:58:38,250 My career is at stake, and you compare me to Chang. 1020 00:58:39,333 --> 00:58:42,042 18 years, climbing the ladder, rung by rung. 1021 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,625 I've given everything. 1022 00:58:43,834 --> 00:58:47,043 Then I'm overtaken by Dicaprio who's been here 18 months. 1023 00:58:47,251 --> 00:58:49,082 He's a sprinter, you have endurance. 1024 00:58:49,249 --> 00:58:52,582 Enough! Sporting analogies mean nothing to me. 1025 00:58:52,749 --> 00:58:54,292 Why are you here anyway? 1026 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:57,250 To score points. Where's Chassagne? 1027 00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:59,084 I haven't seen him. 1028 00:58:59,251 --> 00:59:01,376 Forget it, the die is cast. 1029 00:59:02,751 --> 00:59:06,042 If I were you I'd go home and enjoy my family. 1030 00:59:06,208 --> 00:59:07,251 Mr Mercier! 1031 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:09,792 You think I enjoy my family? 1032 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:15,458 The nanny takes care of everything. Relax, watch some DVDs, read books. 1033 00:59:15,667 --> 00:59:16,708 You're on vacation. 1034 00:59:16,917 --> 00:59:19,167 I wish I were in your shoes! 1035 00:59:19,959 --> 00:59:21,501 Anyway, a vacation is... 1036 00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:23,793 Mr Director! 1037 00:59:25,043 --> 00:59:26,293 How's Mrs Chassagne? 1038 00:59:26,459 --> 00:59:29,043 She's in hospital, she's had a stroke. 1039 00:59:29,209 --> 00:59:30,833 I'm going there now. 1040 00:59:32,751 --> 00:59:34,042 Did you know? 1041 00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:37,168 Yes, that's why he's taking early retirement. 1042 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,918 I forgot to tell you. 1043 00:59:39,126 --> 00:59:40,626 Right, I'll leave you. 1044 00:59:42,084 --> 00:59:43,834 Ah, I was looking for you. 1045 00:59:44,043 --> 00:59:46,668 Could you reply to my email on the Intranet? 1046 00:59:46,877 --> 00:59:49,376 Yes, I'll set a reminder right away. 1047 00:59:51,084 --> 00:59:54,168 Remember to reply to the email from Didier Richard. 1048 00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:55,501 Richaud. 1049 00:59:55,709 --> 00:59:57,334 Richaud... on the Intranet. 1050 00:59:57,544 --> 01:00:00,793 Got it, Mr Pissface Asshead. 1051 01:00:01,001 --> 01:00:01,919 There. 1052 01:00:04,085 --> 01:00:06,169 Hospital! Why wasn't I told? 1053 01:00:06,377 --> 01:00:08,834 Am I meant to guess that she's sick? 1054 01:00:10,334 --> 01:00:13,127 Dicaprio will cash in again. 1055 01:00:17,084 --> 01:00:18,252 Oh no! 1056 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,294 OK, Mr Mercier? 1057 01:01:15,252 --> 01:01:16,878 How are you, Christine? 1058 01:01:17,085 --> 01:01:19,836 Just cleaning up, I didn't see you. 1059 01:01:20,003 --> 01:01:24,169 - How's the break with the kids going? - Fantastic, I'm in heaven. 1060 01:01:24,377 --> 01:01:26,419 Great! I'll see them this weekend. 1061 01:01:26,626 --> 01:01:28,751 - This weekend? - At the convention. 1062 01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:32,461 Oh no, I won't bring them, it would be a shambles. 1063 01:01:32,669 --> 01:01:35,544 Pity, this year we've planned entertainments 1064 01:01:35,710 --> 01:01:37,378 for the family and kids. 1065 01:01:37,545 --> 01:01:39,878 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1066 01:01:40,045 --> 01:01:41,920 Not at the exhibition center? 1067 01:01:42,086 --> 01:01:43,961 No, because... 1068 01:01:44,586 --> 01:01:47,002 Dicaprio thought it was too conventional. 1069 01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:48,627 But it's a convention. 1070 01:01:48,794 --> 01:01:53,085 True, but he wanted something more... American. 1071 01:01:53,295 --> 01:01:57,627 He persuaded Mr Chassagne to hold it beside a beautiful lake. 1072 01:01:57,794 --> 01:02:00,836 American... Well, I'll be there, with the kids! 1073 01:02:01,045 --> 01:02:01,920 Good. 1074 01:02:02,336 --> 01:02:04,170 See you this weekend, then. 1075 01:02:14,545 --> 01:02:15,628 No way! 1076 01:02:15,836 --> 01:02:19,212 But you'll be here all alone while we're having fun. 1077 01:02:19,379 --> 01:02:21,337 I said no too, Dad. 1078 01:02:21,545 --> 01:02:25,004 Maxime is a good boy. He said yes and he's right. 1079 01:02:25,212 --> 01:02:27,544 When do I get my new games console? 1080 01:02:28,295 --> 01:02:30,420 Plus you owe me a drone! 1081 01:02:31,461 --> 01:02:33,712 Chloé, what do you want? 1082 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,753 I don't know, what do you think? 1083 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,129 What is it I like to do? 1084 01:02:39,046 --> 01:02:40,170 Just as I thought. 1085 01:02:43,754 --> 01:02:46,128 Arthur, ask me for whatever you want. 1086 01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:47,546 A party! 1087 01:02:47,711 --> 01:02:48,795 No. 1088 01:02:49,545 --> 01:02:51,336 Is a day with Dad such a chore? 1089 01:02:51,545 --> 01:02:53,379 Yes, because you'll be at work! 1090 01:02:53,586 --> 01:02:56,671 - Can't we have fun too? - No, you're obsessed with work. 1091 01:02:56,879 --> 01:03:00,421 I've spent six days completely devoted to you! 1092 01:03:01,046 --> 01:03:02,087 No way! 1093 01:03:03,296 --> 01:03:06,671 Yeah, go chew your nails, Venus de Milo! 1094 01:03:09,796 --> 01:03:10,712 Sorry. 1095 01:03:17,629 --> 01:03:20,587 - Take the mask off. - No, I love it. 1096 01:03:20,754 --> 01:03:23,546 - Have a nice day, kids. - You too, Julia! 1097 01:03:34,171 --> 01:03:36,588 OK, Dad, we'll come to your party. 1098 01:03:37,379 --> 01:03:39,504 But don't spoil things with work. 1099 01:03:40,337 --> 01:03:41,212 OK? 1100 01:03:41,380 --> 01:03:43,755 Yes, I'll be with you all the time. 1101 01:03:43,922 --> 01:03:44,961 All the time! 1102 01:03:45,504 --> 01:03:47,087 Thanks, kids. 1103 01:03:47,254 --> 01:03:48,629 You can thank Julia. 1104 01:03:49,712 --> 01:03:51,171 JEAN HONORAT MIDDLE SCHOOL 1105 01:03:56,422 --> 01:04:00,588 I just pointed out how important it must be to you. 1106 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:03,838 Sorry, did I say something wrong? 1107 01:04:04,047 --> 01:04:07,671 No, on the contrary, you did well. 1108 01:04:07,879 --> 01:04:11,297 I'm grateful, I owe you one. 1109 01:04:11,463 --> 01:04:14,171 - Not at all, it was nothing. - I insist. 1110 01:04:14,755 --> 01:04:18,255 If you need anything for your studies, for yourself, 1111 01:04:18,422 --> 01:04:19,838 just ask me. 1112 01:04:22,464 --> 01:04:23,339 Really? 1113 01:04:23,506 --> 01:04:26,338 Of course, it's important to me. 1114 01:04:28,879 --> 01:04:31,130 Well... there's this. 1115 01:04:31,755 --> 01:04:32,880 Here... 1116 01:04:33,422 --> 01:04:34,963 I have all the papers. 1117 01:04:35,422 --> 01:04:39,297 Letter of dismissal, pay slips... I've kept everything. 1118 01:04:42,505 --> 01:04:43,673 I want to sue Briconautes. 1119 01:04:44,629 --> 01:04:46,422 The contract is wrong, 1120 01:04:46,587 --> 01:04:49,380 it says I started on the first of the month. 1121 01:04:49,963 --> 01:04:51,255 Did Christine say that? 1122 01:04:51,422 --> 01:04:52,548 Who's Christine? 1123 01:04:54,963 --> 01:04:57,547 Christine! My partner at the firm. 1124 01:04:57,755 --> 01:04:59,423 Did she tell you that? 1125 01:04:59,631 --> 01:05:00,839 No, not at all. 1126 01:05:01,006 --> 01:05:03,548 I just figured you could help me. 1127 01:05:05,755 --> 01:05:08,463 I need a good lawyer to bring the bastards down. 1128 01:05:09,923 --> 01:05:11,339 You're too busy? 1129 01:05:11,547 --> 01:05:12,756 No... Yes! 1130 01:05:12,923 --> 01:05:18,589 I've got a lot on but it's more that you won't get much money. 1131 01:05:18,797 --> 01:05:22,548 You were only with the company for two weeks. 1132 01:05:22,714 --> 01:05:24,423 I'm not doing it for money. 1133 01:05:24,589 --> 01:05:27,547 - No? - No, I want to destroy them. 1134 01:05:27,756 --> 01:05:31,423 I want everyone against them: the media, union reps... 1135 01:05:31,588 --> 01:05:33,505 Everyone! I want to call a strike, 1136 01:05:33,672 --> 01:05:36,923 occupy the warehouse, introduce strong measures. 1137 01:05:37,089 --> 01:05:38,548 - I mean... - No! 1138 01:05:38,965 --> 01:05:42,089 I'll handle your case. Give me your papers, 1139 01:05:42,256 --> 01:05:44,423 I'll take care of everything. 1140 01:05:44,631 --> 01:05:47,881 We'll fleece them! 1141 01:05:48,964 --> 01:05:50,589 - Really? - Yes. 1142 01:05:50,798 --> 01:05:52,881 I knew you were a good guy. 1143 01:05:53,048 --> 01:05:54,882 Thank you, Mr Mercier. 1144 01:05:56,881 --> 01:05:59,048 Thank you, thank you! 1145 01:06:02,132 --> 01:06:03,174 Sorry. 1146 01:06:05,339 --> 01:06:06,339 Thank you. 1147 01:06:15,506 --> 01:06:18,131 You still haven't left? What are you doing?! 1148 01:06:19,006 --> 01:06:22,590 I couldn't get the kids up. Is Dicaprio already there? 1149 01:06:25,298 --> 01:06:28,007 A smell like rotten eggs. 1150 01:06:28,214 --> 01:06:31,674 The crew couldn't bear it! It doesn't show in Titanic. 1151 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:33,965 And Kate Winslet is so sweet! 1152 01:06:34,174 --> 01:06:36,049 Sweet... but she stinks! 1153 01:06:38,174 --> 01:06:39,632 - Right, honey? - Stop it. 1154 01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:42,757 Roland says your cousin might drop by. 1155 01:06:42,923 --> 01:06:45,340 Movie stars live a different life to us. 1156 01:06:45,549 --> 01:06:47,714 L.A. one minute, Toronto the next... 1157 01:06:47,881 --> 01:06:49,131 Then Draguignan? 1158 01:06:49,298 --> 01:06:50,714 Why not? 1159 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:55,840 Not bad! 1160 01:07:04,006 --> 01:07:05,465 Did you wash your hair? 1161 01:07:05,674 --> 01:07:06,799 Not since Mom left. 1162 01:07:07,006 --> 01:07:08,299 - Shower? - Same. 1163 01:07:08,507 --> 01:07:10,465 - Brush your teeth? - Two days ago. 1164 01:07:10,674 --> 01:07:12,007 Well, that's OK. 1165 01:07:12,507 --> 01:07:13,382 What's that? 1166 01:07:13,590 --> 01:07:14,716 Eau de Cologne. 1167 01:07:23,007 --> 01:07:24,715 No "Gnagna," not now. 1168 01:07:25,424 --> 01:07:27,174 This is going to be fun. 1169 01:07:33,215 --> 01:07:36,258 I don't understand what you're saying. 1170 01:07:38,633 --> 01:07:39,841 All fastened in. 1171 01:07:42,050 --> 01:07:43,091 Hi! 1172 01:07:43,757 --> 01:07:45,299 Hello, Stinky Booger. 1173 01:07:45,465 --> 01:07:49,507 No more messing with my phone. I'm fed up of it! 1174 01:07:49,674 --> 01:07:50,549 Honestly! 1175 01:07:50,757 --> 01:07:52,758 What brings you here on a Sunday? 1176 01:07:52,925 --> 01:07:55,883 I forgot to pick up my ID after you took photocopies. 1177 01:07:56,050 --> 01:07:58,883 Ah, it must be with my work papers. 1178 01:07:59,050 --> 01:07:59,926 OK, thanks. 1179 01:08:02,383 --> 01:08:05,799 No, wait, Julia, I'll find it! 1180 01:08:05,965 --> 01:08:09,716 Chloé, take care of your brother. Arthur, change that username! 1181 01:08:10,550 --> 01:08:12,716 Get the bag with the sweaters. 1182 01:08:15,716 --> 01:08:18,050 Let me see, where did I put it? 1183 01:08:22,257 --> 01:08:23,925 Have you started the writ? 1184 01:08:24,090 --> 01:08:25,715 Not yet, no. 1185 01:08:28,008 --> 01:08:29,090 So what's that? 1186 01:08:29,841 --> 01:08:31,383 - What? - There. 1187 01:08:34,051 --> 01:08:36,965 I had a few ideas, so... 1188 01:08:37,133 --> 01:08:38,215 I wrote them down. 1189 01:08:39,509 --> 01:08:40,759 You're great, Mr Mercier. 1190 01:08:41,426 --> 01:08:45,050 I considered what you said about a return. 1191 01:08:48,216 --> 01:08:51,051 There you go! It's a good option. 1192 01:08:52,175 --> 01:08:53,965 No... no, I can't. 1193 01:08:54,133 --> 01:08:57,676 The thought of working for them again makes me ill. 1194 01:08:57,841 --> 01:09:00,635 - That pathetic rabbit... - Of course. 1195 01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:06,215 Here it is. Trust me, we'll screw them. 1196 01:09:06,758 --> 01:09:08,133 You work there? 1197 01:09:09,134 --> 01:09:10,176 Where? 1198 01:09:17,509 --> 01:09:19,801 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1199 01:09:24,216 --> 01:09:25,633 HR manager. 1200 01:09:27,384 --> 01:09:28,884 You're taking the piss! 1201 01:09:29,716 --> 01:09:32,551 Please, the children might hear you. 1202 01:09:32,759 --> 01:09:34,591 Why offer to be my lawyer? 1203 01:09:34,759 --> 01:09:37,216 I didn't offer, you asked me! 1204 01:09:37,384 --> 01:09:39,385 But you said yes, instead of... 1205 01:09:40,052 --> 01:09:41,716 It was you who fired me! 1206 01:09:43,051 --> 01:09:46,510 Sorry, you hit it off so well with the kids... 1207 01:09:46,676 --> 01:09:48,216 I was snowed under. 1208 01:09:49,551 --> 01:09:50,841 I was ashamed. 1209 01:09:51,716 --> 01:09:54,551 I can't believe it... I just can't! 1210 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,843 What a shit! 1211 01:09:57,010 --> 01:09:58,177 It wasn't your fault. 1212 01:09:58,343 --> 01:10:00,218 No, I mean you. 1213 01:10:00,427 --> 01:10:02,051 What an asshole! 1214 01:10:02,217 --> 01:10:03,759 Hey, that's enough! 1215 01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,551 This is my home. 1216 01:10:06,759 --> 01:10:09,968 Yes, I fired you, for three wing nuts. 1217 01:10:10,134 --> 01:10:13,302 Go ahead, blame me, mock the poor rabbit, 1218 01:10:13,468 --> 01:10:17,177 but next time make sure there's no camera watching you steal! 1219 01:10:17,343 --> 01:10:19,677 Those nuts weren't worth 30 cents! 1220 01:10:19,843 --> 01:10:23,843 2.30 euros. Where I come from, you don't steal, whatever the value. 1221 01:10:26,759 --> 01:10:27,760 You're right. 1222 01:10:31,427 --> 01:10:32,635 It's my own fault. 1223 01:10:37,093 --> 01:10:38,219 There. 1224 01:10:38,386 --> 01:10:40,968 As you say, we're from different worlds. 1225 01:10:42,260 --> 01:10:44,177 In mine, we know our children. 1226 01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:47,802 We can deal with our daughter's periods. 1227 01:10:48,010 --> 01:10:50,927 We understand what our two-year-old is saying. 1228 01:10:51,844 --> 01:10:54,469 We don't buy off a little boy with a drone. 1229 01:10:55,886 --> 01:10:59,053 We show an interest in our eldest son's love life. 1230 01:11:09,219 --> 01:11:10,969 Here. Your wing nuts. 1231 01:11:11,428 --> 01:11:13,428 No need to fire me a second time. 1232 01:11:15,803 --> 01:11:16,969 I resign. 1233 01:11:35,511 --> 01:11:37,219 Did you find the bag? 1234 01:11:37,386 --> 01:11:39,011 I found something better. 1235 01:11:39,178 --> 01:11:40,927 - Go on. - Later, Dad's here. 1236 01:11:52,636 --> 01:11:54,969 Right, let's get moving. 1237 01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:57,887 Ready for a wild time? 1238 01:11:59,718 --> 01:12:02,053 Thank you all for attending 1239 01:12:02,261 --> 01:12:05,179 the Briconautes Stores event! 1240 01:12:07,804 --> 01:12:10,137 The one you've all been waiting for, 1241 01:12:10,344 --> 01:12:13,304 the one that brings you - us - together. 1242 01:12:13,470 --> 01:12:15,220 Family memories to share, 1243 01:12:15,387 --> 01:12:18,387 because at Briconautes, we love family! 1244 01:12:18,554 --> 01:12:22,386 With us today are Mr and Mrs Chassagne! 1245 01:12:22,553 --> 01:12:25,012 Give them a big hand! 1246 01:12:25,679 --> 01:12:27,762 Give it up for Roland Chassagne! 1247 01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:29,469 Bravo! 1248 01:12:31,970 --> 01:12:33,304 It is now time 1249 01:12:33,470 --> 01:12:35,220 to ask our mascot Brico-Bunny 1250 01:12:35,429 --> 01:12:38,805 to light the flame of this Brico-Olympiad! 1251 01:12:38,970 --> 01:12:40,469 All together now... 1252 01:12:41,386 --> 01:12:44,137 The bunny! The bunny! 1253 01:12:50,887 --> 01:12:53,429 Five, four, three, 1254 01:12:53,595 --> 01:12:55,096 two, one... 1255 01:12:57,555 --> 01:12:59,261 Let the Brico-Olympiad begin! 1256 01:13:00,929 --> 01:13:04,095 Dicaprio is a force of nature! 1257 01:13:04,679 --> 01:13:07,846 Mercier is being literally lifted off his feet! 1258 01:13:08,930 --> 01:13:11,262 First victory to Dicaprio! 1259 01:13:12,263 --> 01:13:15,720 Let's go to Antoine Mercier at the Brico-rodeo. 1260 01:13:17,346 --> 01:13:18,762 He's down already. 1261 01:13:19,345 --> 01:13:22,595 Dicaprio, though, is holding on. 1262 01:13:22,762 --> 01:13:24,305 He ends with a flourish! 1263 01:13:24,470 --> 01:13:26,055 GREEN TEAM - RED TEAM 1264 01:13:26,220 --> 01:13:29,263 An amazing start for Dicaprio! 1265 01:13:29,430 --> 01:13:33,180 Antoine Mercier is lagging behind... Easily beaten! 1266 01:13:34,513 --> 01:13:37,138 Next up is the Brico-bridge. 1267 01:13:48,388 --> 01:13:52,471 Off we go. Great start by Dicaprio, who's leading already. 1268 01:13:52,638 --> 01:13:55,346 Keep at it, all hands on deck! 1269 01:13:55,513 --> 01:13:56,513 Stop, you're panicking me! 1270 01:13:57,638 --> 01:13:59,555 - What are we waiting for? - The right moment. 1271 01:14:00,721 --> 01:14:03,596 Come on, let's give it up for the two teams! 1272 01:14:05,055 --> 01:14:06,555 Dicaprio in the lead, 1273 01:14:06,721 --> 01:14:08,680 Mercier is lagging behind. 1274 01:14:08,888 --> 01:14:10,846 And Dicaprio wins! 1275 01:14:11,013 --> 01:14:14,389 The very name is the stuff of dreams! 1276 01:14:14,597 --> 01:14:18,220 Let's give a big hand to the winner of this first set, 1277 01:14:18,387 --> 01:14:20,888 Mister Di... caprio! 1278 01:14:24,596 --> 01:14:27,096 Dad, we can win lots of points on that. 1279 01:14:31,014 --> 01:14:34,097 No, but it's perfect for you, Christine. 1280 01:14:34,264 --> 01:14:35,264 Come on, Dad! 1281 01:14:35,472 --> 01:14:36,472 Oh no. 1282 01:14:37,596 --> 01:14:39,513 Let's hear it for Dicaprio! 1283 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,805 Antoine Mercier's team is struggling this year. 1284 01:14:43,388 --> 01:14:45,056 Here... no, you. 1285 01:14:49,681 --> 01:14:50,889 Shall we go? 1286 01:14:52,556 --> 01:14:55,556 Stay there, Jojo, don't move. 1287 01:14:55,722 --> 01:14:59,013 - Aim for the skittles. - Don't worry, we will... Ready? 1288 01:14:59,180 --> 01:15:00,639 When you're ready. 1289 01:15:00,806 --> 01:15:02,846 First, we just wanted to tell you... 1290 01:15:03,056 --> 01:15:04,221 We love you, Dad. 1291 01:15:04,389 --> 01:15:07,014 But you really need to change. 1292 01:15:08,972 --> 01:15:11,222 Yeah, great... Exactly. 1293 01:15:12,389 --> 01:15:13,264 Go! 1294 01:15:16,765 --> 01:15:19,138 - What are you doing? - Naninana! 1295 01:15:19,305 --> 01:15:21,431 - What did he say? - He wants Julia back. 1296 01:15:21,596 --> 01:15:24,472 We'll see. Now turn me round. 1297 01:15:24,639 --> 01:15:25,722 No, now! 1298 01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:27,181 What are you doing? 1299 01:15:27,347 --> 01:15:29,597 Put me the right way round! 1300 01:15:29,764 --> 01:15:31,889 Aim for the skittles! 1301 01:15:33,057 --> 01:15:35,140 Put me the right way round! 1302 01:15:47,972 --> 01:15:49,222 What have we done? 1303 01:15:49,431 --> 01:15:50,848 Why did we do that? 1304 01:15:53,097 --> 01:15:53,765 Help! 1305 01:16:12,432 --> 01:16:13,557 Sorry, ma'am! 1306 01:16:14,765 --> 01:16:16,433 Game, set and match. 1307 01:16:26,098 --> 01:16:28,141 Bunny... my bunny! 1308 01:16:34,182 --> 01:16:34,974 Shit! 1309 01:16:40,348 --> 01:16:42,807 Your tail's on fire! It's burning! 1310 01:16:43,848 --> 01:16:45,765 I'd better cancel my cousin. 1311 01:16:45,973 --> 01:16:49,391 What are you waiting for? Do something, for fuck's sake! 1312 01:17:10,140 --> 01:17:11,808 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1313 01:17:31,099 --> 01:17:33,475 Maybe we shouldn't have done that. 1314 01:17:33,683 --> 01:17:34,641 Yeah. 1315 01:17:37,308 --> 01:17:39,224 Don't worry, I'll look after him. 1316 01:17:40,223 --> 01:17:41,849 Yell if you feel like it. 1317 01:17:42,933 --> 01:17:45,391 It'll be better for all concerned. 1318 01:17:45,558 --> 01:17:48,892 I'll keep them at home till Isabelle gets back. 1319 01:17:50,434 --> 01:17:52,808 I'll leave Jojo with you, though. 1320 01:17:52,974 --> 01:17:55,017 I never know what he's saying. 1321 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,434 I don't understand you, son. 1322 01:18:36,391 --> 01:18:37,683 I don't understand. 1323 01:18:56,684 --> 01:18:58,683 I wish I could understand you. 1324 01:20:18,810 --> 01:20:20,310 HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY 1325 01:20:25,394 --> 01:20:27,101 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1326 01:20:35,601 --> 01:20:36,893 FAMILY RECORD 1327 01:20:48,102 --> 01:20:49,602 9.22pm. 1328 01:20:59,936 --> 01:21:01,269 Yes, Christine? 1329 01:21:02,186 --> 01:21:05,269 Chassagne has called a meeting, 11am tomorrow. 1330 01:21:05,436 --> 01:21:07,562 - He wants you there. - He wasted no time. 1331 01:21:07,769 --> 01:21:08,812 I'm sorry. 1332 01:21:08,978 --> 01:21:10,686 Is that OK? 1333 01:21:10,852 --> 01:21:13,727 Yes, don't worry. See you tomorrow. 1334 01:21:16,394 --> 01:21:18,686 - Mr Mercier, hi! - Hello. 1335 01:21:18,894 --> 01:21:22,186 Here, he's had his DT-polio booster, 1336 01:21:22,394 --> 01:21:25,352 he may have a fever for a few days. 1337 01:21:25,519 --> 01:21:27,519 Well, tomorrow is Inset Day, 1338 01:21:27,686 --> 01:21:28,937 Jojo will be with you. 1339 01:21:29,145 --> 01:21:29,978 Of course. 1340 01:21:33,477 --> 01:21:34,769 Bye-bye. 1341 01:21:34,977 --> 01:21:37,144 Good! You said goodbye to Daddy? 1342 01:21:37,853 --> 01:21:38,728 Bye-bye. 1343 01:21:40,227 --> 01:21:41,311 Bye-bye. 1344 01:21:44,895 --> 01:21:46,353 You have to go now. 1345 01:21:48,352 --> 01:21:49,227 Bye. 1346 01:22:09,187 --> 01:22:11,187 I just got fired. 1347 01:22:12,354 --> 01:22:13,770 Know a good lawyer? 1348 01:22:16,395 --> 01:22:17,353 Come in. 1349 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:22,645 Why are you here? 1350 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,603 If you're worried I'll sue you, you convinced me not to. 1351 01:22:27,687 --> 01:22:30,687 Also, I don't know a good lawyer. 1352 01:22:30,853 --> 01:22:32,188 There's my wife. 1353 01:22:32,354 --> 01:22:34,186 She'd work to sue you? 1354 01:22:34,353 --> 01:22:36,812 I'm worried she'd enjoy it. 1355 01:22:40,562 --> 01:22:42,520 You look after these kids too? 1356 01:22:42,728 --> 01:22:44,604 This one's like Dumbo! 1357 01:22:45,271 --> 01:22:48,146 That's Mathieu... He's my son. 1358 01:22:49,188 --> 01:22:50,229 I'm sorry. 1359 01:22:50,938 --> 01:22:52,146 Forgive me. 1360 01:22:52,353 --> 01:22:54,770 I don't mind when you speak the truth. 1361 01:22:56,437 --> 01:22:57,770 I love this photo. 1362 01:22:58,895 --> 01:23:00,062 Who's the dad? 1363 01:23:00,228 --> 01:23:01,312 The "mid-husband". 1364 01:23:01,478 --> 01:23:02,479 Of course. 1365 01:23:03,688 --> 01:23:06,271 The wing nuts were to repair his robot. 1366 01:23:31,063 --> 01:23:35,063 Right... I have to collect Mathieu from school. 1367 01:23:39,438 --> 01:23:41,396 You're a special person, Julia. 1368 01:23:42,854 --> 01:23:43,729 Thank you. 1369 01:23:45,147 --> 01:23:47,688 Thanks for everything you've done for us. 1370 01:23:56,271 --> 01:23:58,521 Gentlemen, it's a big day for me. 1371 01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:02,189 I suggest we make official Mr Dicaprio's appointment 1372 01:24:02,396 --> 01:24:05,771 to replace me as the new managing director. 1373 01:24:09,647 --> 01:24:11,854 Thanks for your faith in me, Mr Chassagne. 1374 01:24:12,021 --> 01:24:13,479 No, call me Roland. 1375 01:24:13,646 --> 01:24:15,313 Thank you, Roland. 1376 01:24:15,729 --> 01:24:17,022 As for you, Antoine, 1377 01:24:17,189 --> 01:24:19,980 in view of recent unfortunate events, 1378 01:24:20,189 --> 01:24:22,439 the committee has made a grave decision. 1379 01:24:22,605 --> 01:24:25,689 No one doubts your abilities and commitment 1380 01:24:25,855 --> 01:24:27,980 to the company these past 18 years, 1381 01:24:28,189 --> 01:24:30,315 but we believe it would be 1382 01:24:30,481 --> 01:24:33,896 inappropriate for you to remain in charge of HR. 1383 01:24:34,104 --> 01:24:38,354 Hence we have unanimously decided to offer you a new position. 1384 01:24:38,564 --> 01:24:39,480 Daddy? 1385 01:24:40,979 --> 01:24:41,855 What? 1386 01:24:42,022 --> 01:24:43,689 A new position, Mercier! 1387 01:24:43,855 --> 01:24:46,440 Shh, please, let him speak. 1388 01:24:46,647 --> 01:24:47,856 What was that, Jojo? 1389 01:24:48,064 --> 01:24:48,980 Daddy! 1390 01:24:49,147 --> 01:24:50,896 Hear that? He said Daddy. 1391 01:24:51,104 --> 01:24:52,605 Sounded like "Gnagna". 1392 01:24:54,647 --> 01:24:56,314 - Say "crayon". - Crayon! 1393 01:24:57,689 --> 01:24:59,522 - Say "paper". - Paper. 1394 01:25:01,439 --> 01:25:03,564 - Say telephone. - Telephone! 1395 01:25:03,730 --> 01:25:05,230 Antoine, are you listening? 1396 01:25:05,398 --> 01:25:07,815 Big Farty Booger, 1397 01:25:07,981 --> 01:25:09,689 what can I do for you? 1398 01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:13,064 Get out of here! Now! 1399 01:25:13,230 --> 01:25:15,315 Shall we go home, Daddy? 1400 01:25:15,481 --> 01:25:17,773 You're right, son. Let's go home. 1401 01:25:29,315 --> 01:25:32,022 What will you do now, Mr Mercier? 1402 01:25:32,230 --> 01:25:34,022 I don't know. Take time out. 1403 01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:38,522 Stop it, that's Christine's... 1404 01:25:43,023 --> 01:25:43,981 Christiane's. 1405 01:25:44,148 --> 01:25:46,190 Yes, people often get it wrong. 1406 01:25:46,731 --> 01:25:48,106 I didn't deserve you. 1407 01:25:49,190 --> 01:25:51,355 I doubt things will get better. 1408 01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:54,273 Goodbye, Christiane. 1409 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:56,273 Goodbye... Antoine. 1410 01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:58,231 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1411 01:25:58,398 --> 01:25:59,273 Thank you. 1412 01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:00,649 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1413 01:26:00,815 --> 01:26:02,606 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1414 01:26:04,857 --> 01:26:06,607 Bye-bye, Christiane! 1415 01:26:07,899 --> 01:26:09,274 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1416 01:26:22,399 --> 01:26:26,316 I need a replacement car, luxury model, ASAP. 1417 01:26:27,107 --> 01:26:29,107 No, I don't know my police number. 1418 01:26:29,316 --> 01:26:31,731 Dicaprio, like the actor. 1419 01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:33,731 Thierry. 1420 01:26:33,898 --> 01:26:36,148 Sorry, is your first name Thierry? 1421 01:26:36,315 --> 01:26:37,523 Yes, why? 1422 01:26:37,731 --> 01:26:39,106 Thierry Dicaprio? 1423 01:26:40,482 --> 01:26:41,357 Bernard Pitt? 1424 01:26:41,524 --> 01:26:45,024 Shut up. Beat it, go sign on unemployed! 1425 01:26:45,232 --> 01:26:46,107 Not you. 1426 01:26:46,274 --> 01:26:48,191 I wasn't talking to you. 1427 01:26:48,399 --> 01:26:50,065 Is the man mad? 1428 01:26:50,273 --> 01:26:52,649 Yes, he is mad, he isn't very happy. 1429 01:26:52,816 --> 01:26:54,690 No, not an Espace either! 1430 01:26:54,856 --> 01:26:56,399 Daddy happy? 1431 01:26:56,566 --> 01:26:59,399 Yes, Daddy's very happy. Come on. 1432 01:27:00,399 --> 01:27:02,399 Come on, son, we're going home. 1433 01:27:02,607 --> 01:27:03,858 Not a Kangoo. 1434 01:27:04,649 --> 01:27:07,900 Or a Fiat Punto. A Punto isn't what I'm asking for! 1435 01:27:08,899 --> 01:27:10,066 40-15. 1436 01:27:21,567 --> 01:27:23,692 Out! Game to Miss Autexier. 1437 01:27:29,691 --> 01:27:32,899 Come on, Emma, you're mentally stronger. 1438 01:27:33,066 --> 01:27:34,317 Keep at it! 1439 01:27:35,482 --> 01:27:37,692 Go to the net, attack her backhand. 1440 01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:43,775 What? 1441 01:27:45,108 --> 01:27:46,067 Nothing. 1442 01:27:46,942 --> 01:27:48,525 You're teasing me. 1443 01:27:48,692 --> 01:27:50,107 No, on the contrary. 1444 01:27:50,816 --> 01:27:53,608 Just remember, you sent your dad bowling. 1445 01:27:54,399 --> 01:27:56,983 - Sorry, it was Chloé's idea. - It was not! 1446 01:27:59,442 --> 01:28:01,025 Miss Han Tran to serve. 1447 01:28:01,192 --> 01:28:05,442 Sorry, Dad, we wanted to make a point but it went too far. 1448 01:28:07,943 --> 01:28:09,107 Come here, you. 1449 01:28:09,316 --> 01:28:10,442 Sorry, Dad. 1450 01:28:10,942 --> 01:28:12,941 Yeah, we're sorry about Sunday. 1451 01:28:14,732 --> 01:28:17,942 Yeah... and I'm sorry for all the other days. 1452 01:28:19,608 --> 01:28:23,859 A lifetime working in human relations and I don't know my own kids. 1453 01:28:25,151 --> 01:28:27,317 The important things passed me by. 1454 01:28:27,483 --> 01:28:29,858 - Shh! - Can't you see we're making up?! 1455 01:28:30,025 --> 01:28:32,567 Skip the family therapy and watch the match! 1456 01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:34,483 Mom, you're never off the phone! 1457 01:28:34,650 --> 01:28:35,650 I'm outta here. 1458 01:28:35,858 --> 01:28:38,401 Is it so hard to be with your family? 1459 01:28:38,568 --> 01:28:39,567 Mine are the same! 1460 01:28:39,733 --> 01:28:41,026 Only we weren't ditched! 1461 01:28:41,193 --> 01:28:42,943 What was that, Stanislas? 1462 01:28:43,108 --> 01:28:45,068 - You've already had two! - I want three! 1463 01:28:45,276 --> 01:28:49,650 Please! The girls are playing for a place in the national team! 1464 01:28:49,817 --> 01:28:52,275 Anyone who isn't interested, 1465 01:28:52,442 --> 01:28:54,733 I'll ask you to go home! 1466 01:29:00,026 --> 01:29:02,192 What are you doing? It isn't over! 1467 01:29:02,401 --> 01:29:05,193 To hell with tennis, I want some fun too. 1468 01:29:05,359 --> 01:29:07,068 You've always loved tennis! 1469 01:29:07,234 --> 01:29:08,442 No, you have! 1470 01:29:08,650 --> 01:29:13,109 Grab a racket, do a few drop shots like John Borg, and leave me alone! 1471 01:29:13,276 --> 01:29:14,442 It's Björn Borg! 1472 01:29:14,651 --> 01:29:16,358 Come on, we're leaving too. 1473 01:29:16,568 --> 01:29:17,818 Quiet, please! 1474 01:29:19,693 --> 01:29:21,985 We have a lot to do before Mom gets back. 1475 01:29:22,193 --> 01:29:24,652 - Already? - It's gone by so quickly! 1476 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:26,735 Dad, everyone's laughing at me. 1477 01:29:26,902 --> 01:29:28,442 It's the Superman mask. 1478 01:29:31,067 --> 01:29:31,984 Come on! 1479 01:29:59,776 --> 01:30:00,735 Hello! 1480 01:30:15,569 --> 01:30:16,985 Hi, everyone! 1481 01:30:26,319 --> 01:30:27,485 Anyone home? 1482 01:30:27,652 --> 01:30:29,734 Mom, what are you doing here? 1483 01:30:29,901 --> 01:30:31,152 I'm so glad! 1484 01:30:31,319 --> 01:30:32,484 Mom! 1485 01:30:32,652 --> 01:30:33,777 My loves! 1486 01:30:34,694 --> 01:30:36,319 Good to see you. 1487 01:30:36,527 --> 01:30:38,819 - Who have we got here? - My darling! 1488 01:30:39,319 --> 01:30:40,778 Oh, it's Mom! 1489 01:30:41,610 --> 01:30:43,694 My superhero, you've grown! 1490 01:30:43,902 --> 01:30:44,944 I love you, Mom! 1491 01:30:45,110 --> 01:30:47,026 And me? What about Dad? 1492 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:49,859 It's good you're back. 1493 01:30:50,069 --> 01:30:51,735 You forgot I was home today? 1494 01:30:51,902 --> 01:30:56,361 No, I thought it was tomorrow, or we'd have tidied up. 1495 01:30:56,528 --> 01:30:59,903 - You're all tanned, you look lovely. - Thank you! 1496 01:31:00,070 --> 01:31:01,611 So it wasn't too tough? 1497 01:31:01,820 --> 01:31:04,320 Tough? No, we were fine, right? 1498 01:31:04,486 --> 01:31:06,111 - Great, Dad! - Perfect. 1499 01:31:06,278 --> 01:31:07,069 Wonderful! 1500 01:31:07,235 --> 01:31:08,152 Poop! 1501 01:31:08,944 --> 01:31:10,777 - Chloé! - Ah, it's my turn. 1502 01:31:10,944 --> 01:31:13,610 I'll help you and read a story. 1503 01:31:14,277 --> 01:31:15,902 I'll take your bag up, Mom. 1504 01:31:17,028 --> 01:31:19,069 And finish your homework. 1505 01:31:19,277 --> 01:31:21,945 - OK, Pa. - He always needs prompting. 1506 01:31:22,736 --> 01:31:24,278 Are you all on drugs?! 1507 01:31:24,445 --> 01:31:26,445 Why do you say that? 1508 01:31:26,985 --> 01:31:28,985 Everything seems so weird. 1509 01:31:30,652 --> 01:31:32,902 - You didn't have any problems? - No. 1510 01:31:33,820 --> 01:31:36,361 - You don't even look tired! - Stop it. 1511 01:31:36,528 --> 01:31:38,528 Sure, it's hard work. 1512 01:31:38,736 --> 01:31:41,653 Jojo was 38.7° after his vaccine. 1513 01:31:41,861 --> 01:31:42,986 But I managed. 1514 01:31:43,445 --> 01:31:45,737 It's manageable, as you well know. 1515 01:31:47,486 --> 01:31:48,403 OK. 1516 01:31:49,653 --> 01:31:50,986 And work was OK? 1517 01:31:51,153 --> 01:31:52,527 Shh, no, don't. 1518 01:31:52,736 --> 01:31:56,111 No talking about work, not at home. 1519 01:31:57,361 --> 01:32:02,071 OK... I think I slipped through a gap in the spatiotemporal continuum. 1520 01:32:04,236 --> 01:32:07,069 Everything's fine, we have a beautiful family. 1521 01:32:09,278 --> 01:32:11,070 Welcome to your home. 1522 01:32:27,361 --> 01:32:28,736 My loves. 1523 01:32:29,820 --> 01:32:31,654 I missed you so much. 1524 01:32:32,529 --> 01:32:35,070 How I've needed this! 1525 01:32:35,987 --> 01:32:39,321 You want the cape? With the mask. 1526 01:32:39,487 --> 01:32:41,487 Hey, my superhero. 1527 01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:49,736 OK, there's still work to be done. 1528 01:32:49,945 --> 01:32:52,570 Soon it'll be adolescence, conflicts, 1529 01:32:52,779 --> 01:32:55,154 collecting them from parties at 4am. 1530 01:32:55,362 --> 01:32:58,612 One falling in love, another heartbroken. 1531 01:32:59,737 --> 01:33:02,072 No one knows what tomorrow will bring. 1532 01:33:03,655 --> 01:33:04,779 Am I afraid? 1533 01:33:06,028 --> 01:33:07,487 Of course I am! 1534 01:33:07,696 --> 01:33:10,404 But I'd like to think for a fleeting moment 1535 01:33:10,611 --> 01:33:13,529 that I'll be up to it, that we'll be up to it. 1536 01:33:13,946 --> 01:33:17,737 Because we're a beautiful family and everything will be fine. 1537 01:33:18,154 --> 01:33:19,947 Who are you talking to, Dad? 1538 01:33:20,155 --> 01:33:22,654 Yes, how come you're talking to yourself? 1539 01:33:23,072 --> 01:33:25,154 It's nothing, don't worry. 1540 01:33:26,903 --> 01:33:29,154 I've been thinking while I was away. 1541 01:33:29,362 --> 01:33:31,154 I want to be a lawyer again. 1542 01:33:31,362 --> 01:33:32,738 Is it well paid? 1543 01:33:32,946 --> 01:33:33,862 Why do you ask? 1544 01:33:34,071 --> 01:33:36,696 - 'Cause Dad was fired. - What?! 1545 01:33:36,905 --> 01:33:38,987 And you microwaved the hamster. 1546 01:33:39,197 --> 01:33:40,737 He knocked Maria over too. 1547 01:33:40,947 --> 01:33:43,572 - They rolled me in a giant ball! - Chloé's idea! 1548 01:33:43,780 --> 01:33:47,405 - Maxime threw rocks at the house. - Because Jojo was drowning! 1549 01:33:47,613 --> 01:33:49,363 - Julia saved us, Dad fired her. - What? 1550 01:33:49,571 --> 01:33:52,446 Dad tried to sort Chloé's period out with his phone 1551 01:33:52,654 --> 01:33:54,280 but the washing machine flooded! 1552 01:33:56,072 --> 01:33:58,863 Oh dear, what kind of family are you? 1553 01:34:00,113 --> 01:34:01,155 Bye! 1554 01:34:02,572 --> 01:34:10,154 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 1555 01:34:14,627 --> 01:34:19,628 Provided by explosiveskull 106662