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(chattering)
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- (golf stroke thwacks)
- (Mozart playing)
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(man yells)
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(hip hop blaring on radio)
# I came from the bottom #
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# I made it to the top #
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# And I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
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# Coming to your town
to invade your block #
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# Yo, we live from the hood,
taking over your spot #
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# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
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# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
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(whistle blows)
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(hip-hop resumes)
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# I'm gonna drop #
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# Whatever I drop is hot #
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# It's gonna rock #
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(indecipherable rapping)
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# Got so much money,
now I can't be stopped #
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# Follow me
while I take you on an odyssey #
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# I'm gettin' dollars, see,
can't nothin' bother me #
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# Green grass, yeah,
blowin' on the hood #
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# Million-dollar caddy
call me Tiger Woods #
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(Mozart resumes)
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(blaring)
#... from the bottom, I made it to the top #
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# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
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# Coming to the your town
to invade your block #
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# We live from the hood,
takin' over your spot #
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# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
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# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
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# Coming to your town
to invade your block #
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# We ride from the hood,
takin� over your spot #
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# Yo, drop #
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MAN: Nice ride
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- What�s up, my guy?
- Whoa, C-Note, lm a huge fan
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- Is that right? Okay
- Yeah
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What�s up, G?
Hey, who on tour this week?
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Gnarls Barkley
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Can you hook my boy up
with some backstage passes?
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I think he tryin to get
his pimp thing together
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Hey, thanks a lot
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All right? Peace, buddy
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- Hey
- How you doing?
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You still breast feed?
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Well, it ain't the Southside
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- No
- Sure ain�t
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You got to be kidding
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Is this the caliber of person
we want in the club?
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HARRINGTON:
With all due respect, Mr Cummings,
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he was the President of
United States
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An unfortunate accident
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- (laughing)
- And besides, I cant stand the wife
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Denied Next?
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Oh, hmm, dykes on spikes
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I�m led to believe he does have
a very successful talk show
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Denied Next?
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What�s happening, players?
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- DREAD: What�s the burning in here?
- What y'all smokin on?
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- Blip (whispers) pow
- All right
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I call you back
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And how you doin?
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May I help you?
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Yes, I want to get an application
for membership
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You don't just apply
for membership here
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You have to be invited
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Your eyes blue?
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Ooh, I bet they be tryin to kiss you
in the mouth
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(gags)
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(growls)
Denied
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Mr Cummings, we have a problem
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Theres no problem
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- Uh
- C-NOTE: Hell, no
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That ain�t the Rev
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I didn�t know Al Sharpton was a member
What�s happening?
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We in the right place?
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How may we help you?
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(British accent) lm in desperate search
of an application, sir
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Uh, well
take them to the Caddy Master
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We always have a spot in the yard
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for an enterprising young man
who can carry a bag
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- What?
- What?
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Did he call you a nigger?
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- Uh...
- You want me to carry a bag?
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If you�d prefer,
you could work in the stables
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- Horses?!
- How are you with a shovel?
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- Shovel?!
- He just said,
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Nigger, shovel that horse shit
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- Meto shovel horse shit?
- Its honest work
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G, could you please school
this nine-ball on who hes talking to?
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Yes, I will
Gentlemen, step back!
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Shout it
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You are in the presence
of a multi-platinum greatness
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Preach that shit!
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The impresario of hip-hop
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- Bam!
- The godfather of modern rap
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- Bam!
- The artist formerly known as
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- (sings high note)
- Bam!
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- Tell it, girl
- Christopher C Hawkins,
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the one, the only, C-Note
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Southside
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Southside!
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Lm sorry, Mr Note
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l... I don't watch much MTV
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As you can see,
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were in the middle
of reviewing candidates
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for membership, so
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Well, we just in time
Sign me up
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CUMMINGS: Lm afraid it doesn't work
that way
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You see, we have
a very stringent application process
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Stringent
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Can I get a stringent on the rocks?
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Okay, G, could you please show him
some love for me one time
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(C-Note sings a note)
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- How's a million?
- Memberships only 500,000
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Keep the rest as a gratuity,
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you know, for letting us
circumvent your stringent process
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You feel me?
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No, I don't feel you
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This is a very exclusive club
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We have a five-year waiting list
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(snobbish affect)
A five-year waiting list
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of over 600 very qualified candidates
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Very qualified
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We only have 180 members
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I can assure you, Mr Note,
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there is not a chance in hell
that you will be number 181
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You feel me?
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That�s cold, my brother
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lm not your brother
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That�s some astringent shit
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Please show Mr Note and his friends
to the exit
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Yo, yo, yoyo, yo
Hey, this some bullshit
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Were gonna talk
to Johnny Cochran about this
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Hes dead
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Oh, wait a minute
You killed Johnny Cochran?
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You moron
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Hes dead?
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Lets ride
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- Lets go
- This is astringent
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- All this is astringent
- DREAD: Yeah, we comin back
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We comin back
with more black people
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Well be talkin to you soon
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BIG LARGE: Step outside,
well be astringent
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DREAD: Come on here, girl
Thank you
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(man rapping reggaeton)
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Great party house
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on one of the best streets
in Carolina Pines
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Location, location, location, right?
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Oh, it has a six-car garage,
plenty of parking for all your guests,
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and more square footage
than you�ll know what to do with
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Oh, Tom Cruise lives
two doors down
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His lot size is much smaller
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Now, cant you just hear the blender
whipping up a batch of Margaritas
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while you�re kicking back,
catching some rays with your bitches
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- Your what?
- Bitches
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Watch your mouth, buddy
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Oh, bitches, pretty girls, I get it
lm down with that
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I could just smell those lines being cut
Mmm
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Are you pickin up
what lm puttin down?
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You feel me, don�t ya?
Yeah
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All right, lets move on
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If I haven�t sold you already,
give me one more chance
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because this is
the pi�ce de r�sistance
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You have the entire
Carolina Pines Golf and Country Club
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right here in your back yard
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Oh, and that...
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that right there is the 17th hole,
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made famous
when Jack Nicklaus called it the
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Best hole in all of golf
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Yes, you�re a fan
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Everybody knows Jacks the man
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Yeah, but all about Tiger
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- Hes so cute
- Hey, G, how we looking?
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That was my contact
at the County Registrars office
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Everything checks out
We good
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All right
Well take it, all cash offer
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Tell your client I need to close
by the end of business tomorrow
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- Can you do that?
- Oh, fabulous
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You are really going to spice things up around
here
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You bring the sugar
Fantastic
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- Honey
- Hmm?
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I have a lesson with the golf pro today
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That�s fine, honey
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Just keep your head down
and keep your eyes on the ball
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What do you think
about what lm wearing?
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Uh, yeah its perfect
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Ugh
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I think III wear this
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it wont restrict my swing
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Well, that�s perfect, honey
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Just remember,
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keep your head down
and your eyes on the ball
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CUMMINGS:
So when will you make a decision?
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FROSTY:
Within the next three weeks
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CUMMINGS: Well, I think I speak
for everyone here at Carolina Pines
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when I say
we would love to host the US Open
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We did have
a successful tournament here,
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the year that Jack Nicklaus
shot a 62 on the last day
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Oh, yeah, he had a good round
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its only two strokes
off my course record
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(Mick groans)
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Did I ever tell you about that?
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Just last week
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- Never grows old, sir
- Yeah
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- (siren rings in the distance)
- Did you hear something?
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Uh, I think its coming
from the 17th, over there
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- (slow hip hop playing)
- Come on, girls, give it to me now
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Stay close
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- Sexy
- # That�s right #
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- Oh
- # Burn, man #
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- Shit
- # Uh-huh, now#
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00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,500
- # lm back #
- Oh, I love my job
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# lm your fireman,
fire, fa, fireman #
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# I got that fire, lm hollering #
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# I got that fire, come and try me #
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00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,500
# You can spark it up,
and lm-a put you out #
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# Ain�t nobody fucking
with me man #
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# Heatman, Ski Mask,
spending next weeks cash, he fast #
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- # And I don�t even need a G pass #
- Shake what your mamma gave ya, yeah
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# lm passing em out now#
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# And you cant have that #
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# And my chain Toucan Sam that #
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# Tropical colors you cant match that #
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# Gotta be abstract #
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- Oh, how y�all...
- # You catch my gal legs open #
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- # Betta smash that #
- Cut!
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(needle pulls off record)
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What the hell are you doing
in my golf course?
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Shootin a music video
What it look like?
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It looks to me like trespassing
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It does look like trespassing
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And you�re the one
that�s doin the trespassing
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Now, get your monkey ass
off my property
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Your property?
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You see that line?
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It represents
the property line of that estate
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Now, 99 years ago your club
leased the land from the owner of record
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That 99-year lease expired yesterday,
and was not renewed
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One acre belonging to Carolina Pines
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reverted back to the owner
of that property
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Guess who closed escrow yesterday?
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Whoo!
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How much do you want?
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Oh, it ain�t about the money
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I don't wanna beat you up
on the land at all
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All I want is a membership,
and I sign everything over to you
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III never get that past the board
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All right, girls,
were going commando style
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Everybody take off your tops
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
All right, III try
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III do what l...
You got a deal
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00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,400
Okay
Don�t play with me, though
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III keep you up
way past your bedtime deal?
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All right, everybody back to one
Here we go, girls
253
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And action!
254
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,400
- # Yeah, yeah #
- Uh, lm sorry, Frosty
255
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,000
Just a slight misunderstanding
256
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,400
Is he a member?
257
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,400
(laughs)
No I assure you, no
258
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,500
III be back in three weeks
to make my final decision
259
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,300
Well make this our little secret,
260
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,100
but if I find out that this
is how you run your club, Cummings,
261
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,800
the only thing you�ll be hosting
is a Bud Light commercial
262
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,600
I like those Bud Light commercials...
funny and creat...
263
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,100
I�m all over it, sir
264
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,600
Can I go back and watch
for a little bit?
265
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,400
No
266
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,100
Everyone
267
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:41,400
Id like to introduce you
to Miss Shannon Williams
268
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,100
Hello Nice to meet you all
269
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,900
l've hired Miss Williams
to handle the C-Note situation
270
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,300
She comes highly recommended
271
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,700
Graduated top of her class
from Harvard,
272
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,400
law degree from Columbia
273
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000
Miss Williams
274
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,100
Gentlemen,
lm not going to waste your time
275
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,700
He owns the property legally
and outright,
276
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,000
and you have
no legal recourse to get it back
277
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:05,200
Now, the way I see it
is you have two choices...
278
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,900
Take his offer or buy him out
279
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000
- Harrington?
- Well, yes, its a complex scenario...
280
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,500
- Well buy him out
- Well buy him out
281
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,900
As you legal counsel,
I would advise against it
282
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,900
If I were you, Id take his offer
283
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,200
- Not an option
- Not an option, no
284
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,300
May I ask why?
285
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,800
Hes a... hes a rapper
286
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,200
Not quite our class, dear
287
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,200
This is not a strip club
its a golf and polo club
288
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,300
its gentleman�s club
289
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,600
Well, its gonna cost you
290
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,300
Throw some money at him,
Miss Williams,
291
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,900
and make him go away
292
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,900
C-NOTE: That�s right
293
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,100
So what I need you to do
is call your boys,
294
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,700
crunch the numbers and y�all
gotta make this thing work for me
295
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,600
I don�t think its working
on the bill, you now
296
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,300
You either want to be
part of the team or you don�t
297
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,900
Toodles Jackass
298
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,700
Sorry to interrupt you, C,
but we have here a Ms Williams,
299
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,200
and she�s a
300
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,200
lawyer?
301
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,800
Can I interest you
in something to drink?
302
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,800
No, thank you
This is a business call
303
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,300
- Water?
- No
304
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,000
- Kool Aid?
- No
305
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:15,400
- Juice?
- No, thank you, Mr Hawkins
306
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,800
All right, cool
Have a seat
307
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,500
Okay
308
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,500
We gotta give you a hand
309
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,600
- Smart play
- How's that?
310
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:31,600
Sending a beautiful, voluptuous,
honey-caramel-complexioned sister here
311
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,800
to do battle with the big bad brother
from the streets
312
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:37,200
Mr Hawkins,
you�re hardly from the streets
313
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,700
You went to Dartmouth
314
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,600
You graduated
with a bachelor degree in business,
315
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,100
a minor in English lit
316
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,800
- Hmm
- You played lacrosse for the Big Green
317
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,100
Rightwing, wasn�t it?
318
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:51,400
So this gangsta rap thing cover up
that you got going
319
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,000
wont get any play with me
320
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,700
Well, either you know
how to Google real good,
321
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,400
or somebody done did their homework
322
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,800
Well, I like to know
who lm dealing with
323
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,900
So were dealing now
324
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,400
Yes, lm authorized
to settle this dispute
325
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,700
All I want is the membership
326
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,300
I don�t know nothing
about no dispute
327
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:11,900
My client was under duress
and made a rash verbal commitment
328
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,400
Hed like to honor his word but alter it
329
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,900
Oh, this ain�t about the money
330
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:19,200
I know
its about sticking it to the man
331
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,300
So what�s the number?
332
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,700
There is no number
333
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,300
Come on
Everybody has a price
334
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,700
Girl, you done brought me a gift?
335
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,100
Yes, we did
336
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,600
Three million dollars?
337
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,200
That�s grocery money, baby
338
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,000
Now, the property alone is worth
five million in a soft market
339
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,600
You do the math
You tryin to play me?
340
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,600
Lm not trying to play you
341
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:44,200
I just want to settle this
So what will it take?
342
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,700
I want a membership,
343
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,100
and I wanna
stick it to the man
344
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,000
And the deal is done
345
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,900
# You know it could happen,
it don't happen#
346
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,200
# Till it happen, when it happen#
347
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,600
- # You gonna wish it never did #
- # Hey! #
348
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,200
BIG LARGE:
That�s the 458, man
349
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,900
You got the 458
where the 622 should be
350
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,300
its stupid its stupid!
351
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,800
MISS WILLIAMS:
Are you sure you wont reconsider?
352
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,300
Well, I don�t know
353
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:15,300
You might have to tell your boss man,
sir, that I ain�t gonna change my mind
354
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:19,100
C-100!
Lookin good
355
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,500
Bam, check it out
356
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,500
What�s up?
357
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,800
Plasma screen televisions,
X-Box 360,
358
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,700
30-gig mega... rrrrr
with a rrrr hard drive
359
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,300
so you can download the
(makes noise) MP3
360
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:33,900
(laughs)
361
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,700
Navigation system
so you can ghost-ride the whip
362
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,700
- # Ghost-ride the whip #
- # Ghost-ride the whip #
363
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,800
- # Ghost-ride the whip #
- # (together) ghost-ride the whip #
364
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800
# Ghost-ride the whip #
365
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,400
C-NOTE: # Now, freeze #
366
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,700
Let it go
Bam!
367
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,700
- Bill me, baby
- What you know about that?
368
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800
- What�s happenin?
- # You know it could happen #
369
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,300
- Yeah!
- # It don't happen#
370
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,300
# Till it happen when it happen,
you gonna wish it never did #
371
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,300
# You know it could happen#
372
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,200
# It don't happen
till it happen when it happen#
373
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,000
# You gonna wish it never did #
374
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,900
So how much it cost me?
375
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,800
Nothing Hes not interested
in your money
376
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,700
This is not acceptable,
Miss Williams
377
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:16,300
I need you to kid-glove this guy,
you know, speak his language,
378
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:19,100
you know, wine and dine him
379
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,800
Mr Cummings, I am a lawyer,
not a street hooker
380
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,500
I didn�t mean to insult you,
Miss Williams
381
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,500
lm just up against it
382
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,900
Exactly what are you up against?
383
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,700
His lifestyle has jeopardized
our chances of hosting the US Open
384
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,800
The USGAs going to be here
in three weeks to make their decision,
385
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,200
and I need this guy gone
386
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:44,900
I will not let a low-life street thug ruin everything
l�ve worked so hard for
387
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,800
So give him a membership
388
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,300
Have you not been listening
to what l�ve been saying?
389
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,300
According to your bylaws,
390
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,400
all new members are on probation
for the first four weeks
391
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,700
Ah
I like where you�re heads at
392
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,800
If he even breaks one rule,
the slightest infraction,
393
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,400
Yeah, he wont last one day
394
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,500
And then you�ll have grounds
for dismemberment
395
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:11,100
Dismemberment
Oh l like the sound of that
396
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,000
I thought you would
397
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,600
Have a good day
398
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,600
(helicopter whirring)
399
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,300
Whoa, Killah Ink
400
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,900
Hey, Mr C
What�s happening, baby?
401
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,400
I have to hand it to you,
Mr Hawkins
402
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,000
- That was a heck of an entrance
- Who got next?
403
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,700
Show me the money
Show me the channel, baby
404
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,800
Show me that cheese
Get in where you fit in
405
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,500
Money talkin, bullshitwalkin
406
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,700
We doin it just like the strip clubs
You got to pay to play, baby
407
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,900
How you feelin, kid?
You ready to sink this thing or what?
408
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,800
- Nothing but net
- Call the shot, Caddy Mack
409
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,000
Okay, boys, listen up
Here�s the shot
410
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,300
Off the ice machine, into the pole,
411
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:06,600
off the fire extinguisher,
into the ball washer,
412
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,800
bounce, bounce, bounce,
into the vending machine,
413
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:09,900
into the bucket
414
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,400
Easy like Sunday morning, baby
415
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,800
Now, you good, Mick-o,
but you ain�t that good
416
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,400
You guys, step back for me, huh?
417
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,300
Hey, what kind of odds
are y�all layin down
418
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,100
- What�s up? What you doin, hustler?
- What�s up, baby?
419
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,500
- Hey, ol timer How ya doin, bro?
- Hey
420
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,200
- Good to see you, man
- Whoo, how's your mom?
421
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,000
- Doin good, man
- Well, you give her my best
422
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,300
- Will do, will do
- Yo, yo, my man
423
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,800
Why don�t you did deep
in your pockets
424
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,100
and get into this game?
425
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,900
Boy, you still out here
hustling them greens?
426
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,200
Is water still wet?
427
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,000
Does a bear shit in the woods
and wipe his ass with a white rabbit?
428
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,700
You�re damn right
lm still reading them, baby
429
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,900
Well, III tell you what
Ten to one
430
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,600
my man right here
slams it home, baby
431
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,200
If you wanna rake some easy cash,
Id take that bet
432
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,800
lm gonna make it
even sweeter for you
433
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,000
I want a stack
434
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,900
That�s a stizzle on my nizzle
for the whizzle
435
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,400
That�s the win if you know that one
436
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,800
Make it light on yourself, baby
437
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,300
Come on, baby
Come on, come on, baby
438
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,900
- MAN: Yeah!
- (men hollering)
439
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,100
- Bam!
- Money!
440
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,400
That boy got game
441
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,600
Tiger who?
Tiger mother-lovin who
442
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,800
Yes
443
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,200
(hip hop blaring on radio)
# Throws some Ds on that #
444
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,500
# Just bought a Cadillac #
445
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,100
# Rich Boy sellin' it #
446
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,700
# All them haters wanna jack #
447
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:38,500
# Tight, no stick,
just bought a Cadillac #
448
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,600
# Throw some Ds on that #
449
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,500
# Just bought a Cadillac #
450
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,000
# Throw some Ds on that b... #
451
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,500
Throw some Ds on that ho!
452
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,000
Sweet ride
453
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,200
Wilson, shut up
454
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,100
- Sorry
- Man, you look like the Easter Bunny
455
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,500
Mr C, Mr C, I didn�t know
they made them pants for men
456
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,000
I thought they was women�s britches
457
00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,300
Look like a red-headed bitch
with a blue sweater on
458
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,900
Quiet on the tee
459
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,200
(Big Large meowing)
460
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,000
(laughing)
461
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,500
- (C-Note makes cat growl)
- (Dread barks)
462
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,700
C-NOTE: I love it
463
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,700
Now its time to play some golf
464
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,300
MAN: # You know,
cash boys, the music man#
465
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,000
# Yeah, let me tell you
why I'm undefeated #
466
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,600
# I'm the best at this game #
467
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,700
# lost one as soon as you
stepped in this lane #
468
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,500
# Told y'all, showed y'all
I was the one #
469
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,300
# Spittin' flames,
shinin' bright as the sun#
470
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,700
# So I rock my ice just to cool y'all #
471
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,900
# Do you know how much money
this jewelry costs? #
472
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,800
# Hold onto that thought,
I'm B-A-D #
473
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,400
# Starvin' MCs I E-A-T#
474
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,400
# Now, y'all couldn't beat us,
even if you cheat us #
475
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,600
# On the golf course
in my Adidas #
476
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,400
# I'm far side,
it's all right #
477
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,700
# On the green, gettin' high
as I shoot the par-fives #
478
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,600
# Stop cry in',
what's all the fuss about? #
479
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,400
# Like MTV, I'll burn this house #
480
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,100
# Might get mad, flip,
freakin' cuss you out #
481
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,300
# Like you a bad mutha,
shut your mouth #
482
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,000
# I won this game like a champion#
483
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,300
# 'Cause I'm always doin'
what can't be done #
484
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,500
# Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee #
485
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,300
# On a winnin' spree,
call it a victory #
486
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,400
# I won this game like a champion#
487
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,800
# And I'm always doin'
what can't be done #
488
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,300
# Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee #
489
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,800
# On a winnin� spree,
call it a victory #
490
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,600
WOMAN:
# He don't talk the name about it... #
491
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,300
Oh, Mulligan!
492
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,500
Can I give you a piece of advice?
493
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,700
Take it back low and slow
494
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,700
And then when you come through
and hit the ball,
495
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,000
just don�t try to kill it
496
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,100
I gotcha
497
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,300
Whoo! Yeah
498
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,900
Nice call
499
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,600
- Who�s your caddy?
- You
500
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,000
Ride up front with your boy
Lets go, y�all
501
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,600
# I won this game like a champion #
502
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,000
# Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee #
503
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,700
# On a winnin spree,
call it a victory #
504
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,300
Uh, give me my 60-degree wedge
505
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,900
Check this out
506
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,300
Is that a Nos system?
507
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:14,000
You better believe it
Want me to give it some juice?
508
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,300
- Yeah
- Hey, yo, B, hold on
509
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,400
- What?
- I�m-a count you down
510
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,900
Three, two, one
511
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,400
(all screaming)
512
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,700
Southside
513
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,800
Slow down!
514
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,500
Brake!
515
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,000
Incoming!
516
00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,700
Oh
517
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,000
Ohh!
518
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,500
C-NOTE: Damn
519
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,900
Hey, boy
520
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,900
(bones creak)
521
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,300
Whoo!
522
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,000
Fore!
523
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,100
You stupid
524
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,500
(groans)
525
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:16,300
- Here, come on
- How would you say, 50 feet?
526
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,600
(groans weakly)
527
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,400
C-NOTE: (slaps back)
Hey, Mr C,
528
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,600
what�d you shoot today, baby?
529
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,700
(weakly)
Uh, I only got one hole in
530
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:34,100
So that means you shot a low score
(chuckles)
531
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,100
Hello
532
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,400
That looks scrumptious-ssss
533
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,900
Well, its She Crab Soup
534
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:48,200
its our signature dish
You really should try some, sir
535
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,600
I will
536
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,900
(sniffs)
537
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,300
(Mrs Cummings gasps, moans)
538
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,200
(sniffs)
539
00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,400
- Mm-hmm
- (groans)
540
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,600
Mm-hmm
541
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,600
Hey my-guy,
what�s your name, buddy?
542
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,000
Wilson, sir
543
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,900
Nah, don�t call me sir
The names Christopher
544
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,600
Sorry, sir... I mean, Christopher, sir...
I mean... I like you
545
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,700
All right, Dice Clay Jr, sir
546
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,000
(slaps hard)
Holler at your boy, Mr C!
547
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,300
(whispers)
Holler at ya, Miss
548
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,600
(humming)
549
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:38,800
# Freedom gonna come some day #
550
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:42,600
# Freedom, oh, oh #
551
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,300
(humming)
552
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,400
(stops humming)
553
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,000
(hums)
554
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,100
You see something you like?
555
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,400
(chuckles)
556
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,200
You better keep looking
at the man in the mirror
557
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,300
bro
558
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:06,500
I know I got a bangin body
I got it goin on
559
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,500
# You must like what you see #
560
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,700
# You must like what you see #
561
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,900
# Cause you see a brother like me #
562
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,200
# Huh, huh, huh,
and lm-a break it down #
563
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,200
# lm-a break it down #
564
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:20,000
# And when I wanna stop #
(farts)
565
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,800
(farts)
# Back to the beat #
566
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:26,700
# Bam, bam, bam #
567
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:30,300
Look, I know it looks big,
but its only three inches
568
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,200
from the back wall
569
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,200
How's your mamma and them?
570
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,600
(Lady G gasps)
Oh, oh, oh
571
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,300
This is a nice-ass pad
572
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,300
What�s happenin, baby
573
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:49,700
Yeah, if you like turned-up collars
with polo ponies and pink-striped pants
574
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,600
- Which we don�t
- Which we don�t
575
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,900
Now, what�s this, though?
Trophies, anyone?
576
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Okay, not only do they have trophies,
they got a pimp cup
577
00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,200
Look at this, the Inglewood pimp cup
578
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,200
- Hmm
- Look, they put your balls in a glass
579
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:06,900
Yeah
I don�t see no pictures of my boy Tiger
580
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,400
(Southern accent)
Nah, no negras hear
581
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,000
C-NOTE: We got goin?
582
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,700
Nah, hold up
That�s a brother right there, isn�t it?
583
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,900
DREAD: No, that�s just a caddy
584
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,500
WILSON: Hey, what up, Christopher?
585
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,000
I hear you�re getting
your jacket tonight, man
586
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:29,100
- That�s tight
- What�s up, baby boy?
587
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,300
- Whatch a doin?
- (chuckles)
588
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,900
Your dads got
a lot of hardware around here
589
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,200
Looks like
he the club champion up in here
590
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,700
Yeah He cheats
591
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:40,200
What�s this right here?
592
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,700
Carolina Classic?
593
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,800
Its the biggest polo tournament
in the country
594
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,900
- You play?
- I suck
595
00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:48,000
- Can anybody play?
- If you got the bankroll, yeah
596
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,900
Hey, gang, I think its time
we bought ourselves a polo team
597
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,600
- G, you got me?
- I got you
598
00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:55,200
Call Ralph
Party, people!
599
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,600
- Yeah
- Horse?
600
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,800
- Horses
- I�m not riding on a horse
601
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,800
(clinking glass)
602
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,800
Ladies and gentlemen,
603
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:21,000
as you know, the jacket ceremony
for new inductees here at Carolina Pines
604
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,700
is a sacred tradition
605
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,800
(mocks)
606
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,000
CUMMINGS:
So lets get to it
607
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:28,700
Pray all assembled,
please raise your glasses
608
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,100
And join me in welcoming
our first inductee...
609
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,000
Mr Carson Courtemarche
610
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,400
- Oh, hell no, hell no
- Whatever
611
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,000
DREAD:
You got a big-ass head, brother
612
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:40,100
(chuckles)
Look at that big-ass head
613
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,700
- BIG LARGE: Boo, boo, boo
- DREAD: You got a shiny forehead
614
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,400
Chump Nice haircut
615
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:51,000
Uh l have no words to describe
our next inductee
616
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,700
Ain�t no words!
617
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:55,000
- Damn right
- Ain�t no words
618
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:59,300
So lets welcome
Mr Christopher Hawkins
619
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,700
- LADY G: Yo, C!
- ENTOURAGE: C! C! C! C!
620
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,000
- LADY G: Yeah, walk it off!
- C! C!
621
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,900
- Its about time
- C! C! C! C!
622
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,700
- Walk it off!
- Bam!
623
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,100
Bam! Bam! Bam!
624
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,500
- Killah Ink!
- Bam! Whoo-hoo!
625
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,100
You�re doin it
You�re lookin good
626
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,000
You�re lookin good
627
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:22,100
Uh, unfortunately,
I have a little bit of bad news
628
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,500
Uh-oh, somebody pregnant
629
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,900
Mr Hawkins, your membership
has been officially revoked
630
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,300
- LADY G & BIG LARGE: What?!
- Revoked?
631
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,400
- Did he say nigger?
- This don�t make no sense
632
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,900
C-NOTE:
Hold on one second Back up, stiff
633
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,700
Hold on, khaki-man
Hold on, hold on one minute
634
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:35,900
What do you mean, revoked?
635
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,300
Enlighten him, Miss Williams
636
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,700
Who is Miss Wilson?
637
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,900
Mr Hawkins, you have violated
several of the clubs bylaws
638
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,300
If you please turn your attention
to the plasma screen
639
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,100
- Court TV
- (together): Here we go
640
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:56,300
WILLIAMS: Violation number one,
rule 729-36
641
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,600
No personal or commercial aircrafts
may land on the course
642
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,000
except in case of emergency
643
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:04,800
Hold on, Ronald Reagan Jr
644
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,400
If you see the plasma, you see
the chopper didn�t even touch the grass
645
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,000
LADY G:
Didn�t even touch the ground, lady
646
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,500
Oh, yeah, oh yeah
I didn�t even see that
647
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,900
Can you say hovering?
648
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,600
Its a technicality
649
00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:17,400
We are getting technical, aren't we?
650
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,200
Violation number two,
section E, rule 12...
651
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:22,700
What did he do now,
proper light skin?
652
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:25,300
Thirty-six, dash 12
653
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,500
No firearms are permitted
on the premises
654
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,200
No, hold up, hold up
655
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,300
- I�m will whoop her ass
- Excuse me, dog
656
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,700
This is signed by the mayor
657
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:38,900
The permit to carry my weapon
wherever and whenever I would like to
658
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
- Forgery
- DREAD: Forg...!
659
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,500
The potato salad was a forgery
660
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,800
- No, Mr Mayor
- My signature
661
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:50,800
- Anything else?
- But... what about that... that monstrosity?
662
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,100
- That�s Big Large
- He almost killed me
663
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,700
Is that against the rules, too?
664
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,700
You are a disgrace to every member
who�s come before you
665
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,000
You�re not fit to wear
the Carolina Pines crest
666
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:02,000
MAN: What does this mean?
667
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,400
- Daddy?
- What?
668
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,500
Oh, shoot
669
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,100
Sweet Jesus
670
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,800
Excuse me, honey
Excuse me
671
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,900
What does this mean?
672
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,500
# What does it mean? #
673
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,000
Hes not fit to wear
the Carolina Pines crest?
674
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,300
- Preach on it!
- Go on, Reverend!
675
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,900
Does this mean hes not the right size?
676
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000
In the words of Whitney Houston,
Hell to the no!
677
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:30,300
Or is it about something else,
something more sinister?
678
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,700
- Holler!
- Cause this is surely not about
679
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:34,500
guns and golf carts
680
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:39,700
- MAN: Tell it!
- This is not about rules and infractions
681
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:45,600
No, no, no
This here is about black and white
682
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,000
- Free Mandela!
- That�s what lm talkin about!
683
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,200
This is about rich and poor
684
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:53,500
DREAD: Theres a lot of rich,
not enough poor in here
685
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,300
Why cant a soul brother
686
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,500
- walk these fairways, huh?
- Amen!
687
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,000
Why cant a soul brother
be Capn Crunch?
688
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,500
WOMAN: # I wanna know#
689
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,700
Capn...
690
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:10,000
(laughing)
Capn Crunch
691
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,100
Captain Crunch?
692
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,500
He in the zone
Preach, little preach!
693
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,500
If you strip this brother of his jacket,
694
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:22,000
you will strip yourselves
of your very souls
695
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,100
Hallelujah!
696
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,800
Halle-shunna-hiya-hiya,
hoola-nah-nah shunna
697
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,500
(continues speaking in tongues)
698
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,100
Now I ask you
699
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,700
are you going to take away
this beautiful brothers dream?
700
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,400
- Mm-mmm
- Hmm?
701
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,400
MAN: # What did the man say? #
702
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:58,400
I think not because if you do,
I will sue the living...
703
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,100
- Shit!
- Out of you
704
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:01,300
Can I get a amen?
705
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,400
Amen!
706
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,500
- Amen
- LADY G: Hallelujah!
707
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,600
- Holler if you hear me
- (yells)
708
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:06,900
Peace out!
709
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,500
# Come on#
710
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,700
# Fire's gonna leave it low now#
711
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,700
- Here we go!
- Yes!
712
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,100
Who the hell was that?
713
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,900
Yeah, I told you
we was gonna get in, baby, all day
714
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,500
Hey, C-Note,
I just wanna say, man,
715
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,500
I was really impressed
with how you handled my father
716
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,200
l�ve never seen anyone
diss him like that
717
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,400
Well, lm gonna tell you something
Ain�t nobody scared of your daddy
718
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,700
You know what lm talkin about?
719
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,200
All right, what he do?
What he do?
720
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,400
What up? What up?
721
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,700
What�s happening?
722
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,100
The boys wanna take the chopper
into the city and party You in?
723
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,200
Y�all go ahead and do that
III catch up with y�all in a minute
724
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,900
Ain�t she
a little Abercrombie and Bitch for you?
725
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,400
Girl, you crazy Y�all have fun
726
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,500
- Crazy
- All right
727
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,100
My girlfriend Rashida
gets off the pole in 15
728
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,800
Shout me a holler, C!
729
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,100
So check this out
730
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:58,100
You wanna come to the city
and party with us?
731
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,400
I don�t know I mean,
are they gonna have shotguns there?
732
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,600
Front seat
733
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,400
All right
734
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,800
Mmm
735
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,400
Ahh
736
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,400
- # She's so cinematic #
- (sniffs) Mmm
737
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,000
# She's so cinematic #
738
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,400
# She's turned me to an addict #
739
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,100
# Got me addicted to her #
740
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,600
# To her, to her, to her, to her #
741
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,900
- # To her, to her, to her #
- Ooh
742
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,400
# Ooh, yeah shawty so cinematic #
743
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,600
# I spit a little game
just to get the rabbit #
744
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,000
# It's me on the microphone,
I've been an addict #
745
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:42,600
# Yo, pimp yo' rabbit,
I could pimp your static #
746
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,100
Yo, how you been doin?
747
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,400
MAN: Welcome to the club
748
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:50,200
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Where you goin?
749
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:53,300
Hey its a nice jacket
750
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,800
You earned it
751
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,800
You know I don�t back down
for nothing
752
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800
I don�t expect you to
753
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,600
Why don't we stop this
754
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,300
me versus you and
755
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,200
together take a little break and...
756
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,500
Take a break?
757
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,900
Get to know one another,
be friends or something
758
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,200
You know, hang?
759
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,000
- Hang
- Rent a movie
760
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:19,400
I got T-shirts, footies
761
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:25,400
Id rather scratch
762
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,200
We got some hood in us after all
Let me find out
763
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:34,200
Good-night, Mr Hawkins
764
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,600
Id rather say good-morning
765
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,000
Good-night
766
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,100
# She�s so cinematic #
767
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,700
# She�s so cinematic #
768
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,200
# She's turned me to an addict #
769
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:50,100
# Got me addicted to her #
770
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,400
# To her, to her, to her #
771
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:58,100
# To her, to her, to her, to her #
772
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,200
I like country clubs
773
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:06,400
C-NOTE: Mick-a-leek-o
774
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,800
Looks like I ain�t the only one
out here breaking the rules
775
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,500
Yeah, well, this is the only time
I get a chance to practice
776
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,000
What are you practicing for?
777
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,100
I just love the game
778
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:21,300
If you have that much love for the game, you�ll have
to get a new bag of sticks
779
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,800
They work for me
780
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,700
Oh, they sure do
781
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
C-NOTE:
Holler at your boy, man
782
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,800
Yup
783
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,500
MAN: # We ain't done, son#
784
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:40,700
# Uh-huh #
785
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,900
# Ha ha #
786
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,700
# Don't make that booty clap #
787
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:46,600
# Don't make that booty clap #
788
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,500
WOMAN:
# We gonna make that booty clap #
789
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,200
# Gonna make that booty clap #
790
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,200
MAN:
# Girl, don't make that booty clap #
791
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,900
# Don't make that booty clap #
792
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
WOMAN:
# We gonna make that booty clap #
793
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,200
# Gonna make that booty clap #
794
00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:00,000
MAN:
# You ain't gonna do it #
795
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:01,800
# You ain't gonna do it #
796
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,100
# You ain't gonna... #
797
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,300
(man rapping)
798
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,000
You like her, don�t you?
799
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,900
If my father knew I was here,
hed shit a golf ball
800
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,000
You wanna slap that ass?
801
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,100
Think I do
802
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,400
You have to know you do
803
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,700
You wanna... you wanna slap that ass?
804
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,100
I do
805
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,200
Whose ass is it?
806
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,300
Hers?
807
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,700
No
808
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,100
its your ass
809
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,600
its mine?
810
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,500
Okay, you better get your...
811
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,900
Its Tank, baby, in the flesh
812
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,600
Long time, no see
813
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,000
- Tank?
- Yeah
814
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,100
I thought you got life
815
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,100
Oh, no, baby
lm out, lm out
816
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200
Oh
817
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:42,000
Think I could slap it?
818
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:46,200
I mean, not like a tiger,
but like a teddy bear
819
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,400
Tigers play too rough
820
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,800
So slap it like a nice teddy bear
821
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,200
You been lifting weights?
822
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,500
Oh, Id rather be lifting you, girl
823
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,600
Oh, I know
Well, you know I cut out the protein
824
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,000
- I�m eating a lot of sugar
- Oh, yeah
825
00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,600
its time to get
some of this chocolate going
826
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,300
Uh-huh Oh, you want that chocolate?
827
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,200
Uh-huh, carve it up?
828
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,300
Yeah, melted, uh-huh
Ooh, girl
829
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,700
Lets pick up where we left off,
830
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,600
but there ain�t gonna be
no police this time, all right?
831
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:12,200
Okay You know, Tank
832
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,700
All right I lifted that restraining order
833
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,200
its all... its all good
Wont be no cops
834
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:19,900
Come on Whoo!
835
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,700
- I�m gonna do it
- You feel it?
836
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:23,800
Lm gonna do it I feel it
837
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,500
- Do it Slap it
- Do it
838
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:31,800
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
There you go!
839
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,400
Pop it one time
840
00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:45,800
Yeah!
841
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:49,400
Don�t tease me, baby
l�ve got a long fuse, girl
842
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,400
- III work it, III work it
- Come on, come on
843
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,000
Bring it on
844
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,900
Back it up, back it up
845
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,800
- Oh! Oh!
- (Tank makes beeping noise)
846
00:40:56,900 --> 00:41:00,100
I think lm pregnant!
I think lm pregnant!
847
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,200
You�re not popping it enough
848
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,900
There you go
That�s it Whoa!
849
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:19,700
(shouts)
850
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,100
# We ain't done, son#
851
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,500
(whistles)
852
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,600
What do you want?
853
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,100
A little help
854
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,500
A little help?
855
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,300
BIG WILLIE JOHNSON:
Yeah, what do you mean, little?
856
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:58,700
Uh l mean, I have a small job
857
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:01,200
Small? What do you mean small?
858
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,500
Are you trying to disrespect me?
859
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:06,600
No, no, no, I meant no disrespect
860
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,100
Hey, check this out, big man
861
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:12,000
Come on, now
Does this look small to you, huh?
862
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:15,300
Lm sorry
My bad
863
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:20,300
Uh, word on the street is
you the man
864
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,600
to see about a... a job
865
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,800
What are we talking about?
866
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:26,900
A hundred
867
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:32,000
- large
- Now you�re speaking my language
868
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,500
Who�s the mark?
869
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,100
Christopher Hawkins
870
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,300
C-Note?
871
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,300
I want him gone
872
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,700
- Gone permanently?
- Or just gone
873
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:41,600
I want him out of my life
874
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,100
permanently
875
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,500
Consider him gone
876
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,000
You�ll get the other half
when the job is done
877
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,100
Hey, ma
878
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,600
Don�t you Hey, mamma me
879
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:20,200
I ain�t seen you in eight days,
and you skipped church last week
880
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,400
l�ve been busy
881
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,800
Too busy to come see your mamma?
882
00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:25,000
Nah, its just work, that�s all
883
00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:28,500
Gangsta rap
That�s what you call work, baby?
884
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,300
Its just what I do
You know, you gotta roll with it, now
885
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,900
III roll with it when you grow up,
886
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,600
meet yourself a nice little girl
and settle your butt down somewhere
887
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:39,500
III have you know
I think I might�ve found me one
888
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600
Oh
889
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:45,500
I hope its not one of them little
nasty video skank types again
890
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,900
She�s a lawyer
891
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,300
A lawyer, huh?
892
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,400
Now you�re swimming in deep water
What�s she like?
893
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,800
She shot me down tonight
894
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:56,400
Not impressed with your money, huh?
895
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,400
- Guess not
- I like her already
896
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:03,500
What�s that? Lm hungry
You got enough for me?
897
00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:06,800
What do you think?
I always got enough for you
898
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:08,200
Go sit down
III make you a plate
899
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,100
Whoo!
900
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:14,200
My god
901
00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:00,400
C-NOTE: Smell that fresh air
Such a beautiful day for golf
902
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,800
its goin down
903
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:03,900
You know, this is the whole
904
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,800
that Jack Nicklaus eagled
to win the US Open
905
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,600
I know
I was there
906
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:11,800
(laughs)
Lt was like 20 years ago
907
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:13,700
Yeah, my dad caddied for him
908
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,100
Your dad is Bobby Hawkins?
909
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,600
Yeah
910
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:18,800
Hes a legend around here
911
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:20,900
And I heard
that he shot the course record
912
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,000
Well, it was a 59 unofficially
913
00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:25,800
Cummings was never going to let
a caddy take the record away from him
914
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,600
Is that what this is all about?
915
00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:33,600
No I just love the game, my friend
Putter
916
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,400
Grab that flag over there for me
917
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,700
III show you how we do this here
918
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,000
What about you?
919
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,600
What about me?
920
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:42,200
Well, you should be playing
the game for a living
921
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:43,300
instead of toting my bag
922
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,900
Someday
923
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,400
Well, you know,
someday comes and goes
924
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,600
quicker than you think
925
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,800
You gotta chase it
926
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,300
Lets take it in
927
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,900
(classical music playing over radio)
928
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,100
# We came to set the party off#
929
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,100
# I came to set the party off#
930
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,100
# You came to set the party off#
931
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,200
# Hey, pimp, get a girl... #
932
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:26,200
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
933
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,300
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
934
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,800
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
935
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,900
# Let's get this party off#
936
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,800
Mmm, delicious
937
00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:41,100
Yeah, lm glad you like it
938
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,100
its my special recipe
939
00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:57,400
# Do you like what I'm seeing'? #
940
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,100
# Mix up the black
and the white Puerto Rican#
941
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,600
# Even some European #
942
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,700
# Straight out of Compton#
943
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,400
# Here's the crazy bother
name Ice Cube #
944
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:29,400
# From the stupid dope gang
with a attitude #
945
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,300
- Oh, Jesus
- # When I'm called off#
946
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,400
# I got a sawed off#
947
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,800
# Kick knowledge
and bodies are hauled off#
948
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,300
# You, too, boy if ya get with me #
949
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,400
- Wilson!
- Sup?
950
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,900
What�s that in your mouth?
951
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,300
Oh, that�s the grill, my niggard
952
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,900
I am not your niggard!
953
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,000
Whatever
954
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:52,200
- # Goin' off on every body like that #
- (microphone squeals)
955
00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:55,000
Yo, yo, yo, this is Kidd Clean
comin live and direct,
956
00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,300
representin Killah Ink
957
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,100
My fellas,
Lets go and get this mutha poppin
958
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,700
C-NOTE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
959
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,100
Yeah, you all know what it is
960
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,400
I want everybody right now
who came out to the party
961
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,800
give it up for my boy Wilson
962
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:11,600
- What�s up, badass?
- What up?
963
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:15,000
Right now,
we got a special performance
964
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,600
cause you all know
I know how to pull strings
965
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,200
We got all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, just for
your on your birthday,
966
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:22,500
Give it up one time,
East Point represent!
967
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:29,200
# I'm about it, who about it?
I'm about it, you about it? #
968
00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:30,600
# What the hell you waiting for? #
969
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,100
# I'm about it, who about it? #
970
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,200
# Need to stop the hating, boy #
971
00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:36,700
# Hey, shortie, let me see
if you can do it like I do it #
972
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,200
# Commenced to getting to it
while you sipping on that fluid #
973
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:41,400
# Got the Chevy paint dripping
while I'm burning on that gritchet #
974
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:44,400
# Come and smoke with a pimp,
and ride with a player #
975
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,200
# Off to the A-T-L,
eastside that's Decatur #
976
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,200
# Got a couple shorties
on the low it's going digital #
977
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,400
Are you hot?
978
00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:53,200
Lm good, not too bad
979
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,900
Not you, idiot!
The bomb! Is it hot?
980
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Is it hot?
981
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,000
Give me a minute
982
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,300
# I love freaky girls,
so baby, come give it up #
983
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,300
# Hey, tell me
what you're waiting for #
984
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,900
# Hey, what the hell you waiting for? #
985
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
This is Lil Rod
lm-a go
986
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:12,500
Well, light them up,
and lets get the hell out of here
987
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:19,200
# What the hell you waiting for? #
988
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,500
# I'm about it, who about it?
989
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,900
# Who can stop the hatin', boy? #
990
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,100
# I keep the best, fine greenery
around the whole city #
991
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,600
# I'm fresh from my head to feet,
the ladies lust for me #
992
00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:29,400
# 'Cause your boy
smokes pounds down#
993
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,800
# King of the crop, now#
994
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:33,900
# Not too long ago I had
to take it like a rebound #
995
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,700
# So give me
that got stacks on dizzeck #
996
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,800
# When I walk by,
watch the ladies break their nizzeck #
997
00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:42,400
# They know I'm a baller,
young shot caller #
998
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,900
Bomb! Bomb!
Everybody down!
999
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,300
(screaming)
1000
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,300
C-NOTE:
Hey, G, who did this?
1001
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,300
I just got the word out
lm waiting to hear back
1002
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,000
Just get me a name
1003
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,500
You give me a couple days
1004
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,300
I said I wanted him gone,
not dead
1005
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,300
Gone is dead,
dead and gone
1006
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:36,100
If you want an omelet, my brother,
you have to break a few eggs
1007
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,400
You planted a bomb
at my kids pool party!
1008
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,700
Its called collateral damage
1009
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,800
Collateral damage?!
You blew up my car!
1010
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:44,900
The deals off
1011
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,900
lm not paying you one penny more,
you little prick
1012
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,100
- Bite me!
- Oh, eat me!
1013
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,100
Y�all are work it
Y�all are making papa grow
1014
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,000
MRS HAWKINS:
You�re late, young man
1015
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:59,200
Sorry, I got hung up, ma
Traffic
1016
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,700
its all right, though
You lookin good
1017
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:03,000
Got hung up
It ain�t how I heard it
1018
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,100
You all right?
1019
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,700
Lm good
1020
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:08,700
What you got goin on in here,
momma?
1021
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,200
Well, Miss Williams wants to know
more about you,
1022
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:12,900
so she came to the source
1023
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Is that right?
1024
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,200
Lm gonna whip y�all up
something to eat
1025
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:19,500
Yes, maam
1026
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,500
I gotta tell you,
I don�t understand this generation
1027
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,200
In my day, you met somebody
1028
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:33,600
You fell in love
You got married, you had babies,
1029
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:38,000
none of this sleeping around
and booty calls and online sex
1030
00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:40,600
You kids got it all wrong
1031
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,600
Momma, chill out
Do we gotta do this now?
1032
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:44,600
Damn right, we have to do it
1033
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,900
Look at you
1034
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,600
You�re running
around town making millions,
1035
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:51,600
shooting videos, carrying on,
1036
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,900
but where�s the love, Christopher?
1037
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,900
Little girl, I got your number, too
1038
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,500
You running around town
1039
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,600
with your big fancy law degree
and your power suits,
1040
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,300
spending your time
in a courtroom instead of a bedroom
1041
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,200
Your eggs aren�t getting any fresher
Sweet potato pie?
1042
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,400
Yes, maam
1043
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,700
This is it
1044
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:28,000
Oh got pictures
1045
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:31,700
Oh(laughs)
1046
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,500
Nice look
1047
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,800
Now, that was so long ago
1048
00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,700
Okay, so tell me,
was LL more upset with you
1049
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:41,800
about stealing his clothes
or his little, thin mustache?
1050
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,700
Well, if you really want to know the truth,
1051
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,500
it took me about six, seven months
to get this here chin together,
1052
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,200
but LL did help me win
the talent show with that I Need Love
1053
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:53,400
Pow
1054
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:57,100
lm sure you did need love,
looking like that
1055
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,200
Don�t do me like that
1056
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:04,600
l�ve got a couple fashion skeletons
in my closet, too, thanks to Madonna
1057
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:07,700
That must�ve been
so devastating to a girl like you
1058
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,700
C-NOTE: Whoo
1059
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,400
- You�re crazy
- No, you crazy
1060
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:19,900
Well
1061
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:24,300
Well, you... I should be going
1062
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,800
I guess you gotta go
1063
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:28,300
Yeah, I better go
1064
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,700
You gotta go
1065
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,100
I gotta go
1066
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:33,300
Better go
1067
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,600
I better go
1068
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,100
(cell phone rings)
1069
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,300
Shannon
1070
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:44,800
III be right there Okay
1071
00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:46,900
(snaps fingers)
You gotta go?
1072
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:52,700
Yeah Um, tell your mom
I said thank you, and good-night
1073
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,300
Um
1074
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:01,400
you know,
I came here to find out about C-Note
1075
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,100
and I met Christopher Hawkins
1076
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,300
You�re all right with me
1077
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,700
Damn
1078
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,000
HARRINGTON: Well, it really is
a beautiful day here at Carolina Pines,
1079
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,500
home of the storied Carolina Cup
1080
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,100
We�re just minutes away
from our second match of the day,
1081
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:35,300
which promises to be
a real humdinger, as they say.
1082
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,400
MRS CUMMINGS: Hey there
1083
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,100
Mrs Cummings
1084
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:42,700
How you doing?
1085
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,400
Are you smiling at me,
or am I smiling at you?
1086
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,600
Now, you know there�s only one way
you�re going to win out there, right?
1087
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:50,900
How's that?
1088
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,100
Play dirty
1089
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,100
Dirty
1090
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,800
Well, I think you done tuned
into my channel
1091
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,400
Fellas?
1092
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,200
- That�s what lm talkin about
- I�m talkin about
1093
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,300
That�s what we do
1094
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,800
KIDD: We�ve been trying to do that
for a long time
1095
00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:10,100
DREAD: We do that
1096
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,800
Is that?
Throats a little parched
1097
00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:15,000
Would you like a sip?
1098
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,600
(gargles)
1099
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,800
Sweet grapes
1100
00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:24,600
Ooh, Mrs Cummings
1101
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,000
I can bite you
1102
00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:27,100
Can you?
1103
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,100
(whispers)
They�re gonna kick us out of the South
1104
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:32,600
HARRINGTON: This is, of course,
the 75th anniversary
1105
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,000
of this wonderful tournament.
1106
00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:38,000
I'm sure every one here
is quite as excited as I am.
1107
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Good luck today, Se�or Cummings
1108
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,100
What are you doing?
1109
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,100
I got a better offer
1110
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,300
You�ve been playing
for me for 15 years
1111
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,500
Where�s the loyalty?
1112
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,300
This is all about money
Besides that, you are a prick
1113
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,200
Yeah, now, slow down,
slow down, man
1114
00:55:57,300 --> 00:56:00,900
This is serious skunk weed
lm telling you you�re making a mistake
1115
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,500
Hmm? You�re not gonna make it
the whole game, no you�re not
1116
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,800
You know you�re not
1117
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,600
Hey, who does your hair?
That is some nice braid-work right there
1118
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,700
Hey, yo, suckers,
wait up for your boy
1119
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,400
What�s up, baby?
1120
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:30,200
Come on, all right
Come on, lets get it
1121
00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:32,000
All right, how's everybody doing so far?
1122
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,200
Doing fine
1123
00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:34,400
How you feeling?
You all right?
1124
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,000
They�ve been playing this
since they was kids, man
1125
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,200
This ain�t our sport
1126
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,600
Come on, man, stop whining
Matias, you know who Kobe Bryant is?
1127
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,900
- Si
- Okay
1128
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,400
You�re Kobe Bryant
You�re the leader of this team
1129
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,000
- No problem Vamos
- Do your job, Mexico
1130
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,600
All right, you know what were gonna do
1131
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,100
- No
- Were gonna take this to the streets
1132
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,000
The streets?
Were playing on grass!
1133
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:56,600
We smoke grass Don�t tell nobody
1134
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,600
Think about the good grass
You the man
1135
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,700
- You are Se�or Shaq
- C-NOTE: You the big guy
1136
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,400
- Hes Kobe
- C-NOTE: Right
1137
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,700
- Shaq
- You the man
1138
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,700
Kobe, Shaq, me and Mexico
1139
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,100
The new version
1140
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,100
- I got it
- Can you handle it?
1141
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,300
All right
1142
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,700
Blondie,
what kind of panties you got on?
1143
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,900
My bad Anyway, were gonna do
a Killah Ink on three
1144
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:17,800
Y�all ready?
Lm gonna throw the first one at you
1145
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,100
- Uno
- Two
1146
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,400
- Three
- Killah Ink
1147
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,100
(imaginary gun cocking)
1148
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,600
(gun fires)
1149
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:27,800
And now, taking the field,
put your happy, clappy hands together,
1150
00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:31,000
for our defending champions
for the last 15 years,
1151
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:36,200
wearing their signature navy and gold
and led by Captain Richard Cummings,
1152
00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:40,600
please let's hear it
for team Carolina Pines.
1153
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:51,700
And on the opposite side of the wall,
wearing a rather zesty orange and black,
1154
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:57,400
in their first tournament here ever,
lets hear it for team Killah Ink
1155
00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,600
(man rapping)
1156
00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:01,300
All right, C-Note!
1157
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,700
# They call me Nicky-Nicky
in the streets #
1158
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,800
What�s up, Prime Time?
1159
00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:05,600
Go kick my daddy�s ass!
1160
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,800
(indecipherable rapping)
1161
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,200
# We should take his head off#
1162
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,600
# We should take his head off#
1163
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,500
# We should take his head off#
1164
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,100
# I believe there's a... #
1165
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,400
# We should take his head off#
1166
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,400
# I'm taking his head off#
1167
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:18,900
# I'm taking his head off#
1168
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,700
# I'm taking his head off#
1169
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:22,000
Good afternoon, ladies
1170
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,100
You don�t stand a chance
1171
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,800
You know,
l�ve been hearing that all my life
1172
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:30,700
Well, lets play some ball
1173
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,600
(horn blares)
1174
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:35,600
(whistle)
1175
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,000
And it's Magrini and Cummings
1176
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,100
heading up the field together
towards the goal mouth.
1177
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,400
They're 30 yards away, 20,
1178
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,600
and Cummings is
in a wonderful position
1179
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:46,500
and he shoots and scores!
1180
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,500
# Whether it's rock and roll
or old soul #
1181
00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,600
- # It don't matter #
- Y�all stop clapping
1182
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,200
- # Disco, Calypso, it don't matter #
- Stop clapping
1183
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:55,000
- Welcome to my world
- # Suit and tie or tie-dye #
1184
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,300
# It don't matter #
1185
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,400
# Snakeskin�s or Timberlands,
it don't matter #
1186
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:02,000
# Tight fade or long braid,
it don't matter #
1187
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,700
# Red head or brunette #
1188
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,400
# It don't matter #
1189
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,900
# Break-dance, slam dance #
1190
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,200
# It don't matter #
1191
00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:10,500
# Do the jerk until it hurts,
I'm tellin' you #
1192
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,800
- # Ain't nothing wrong with that #
- I�m not your son, you suck
1193
00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,400
Oh, come on, please
1194
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,500
(neighing)
1195
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,700
No, no!
1196
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,400
# Ain't nothing wrong with that #
1197
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,300
- # Ain't nothing wrong with that #
- Boom, boom!
1198
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:41,200
Get out there and score!
1199
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,100
- (grunts)
- Lord have mercy
1200
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,500
I need a horse
1201
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,500
# Ain't nothing wrong with that #
1202
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:53,300
Magrini is once again chasing the ball.
His opponents are hot in pursuit.
1203
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:58,900
He reaches the goal mouth, and the goal!
The game is tied at 11 apiece,
1204
00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:02,900
which means we'll go to sudden death, where the next
goal wins.
1205
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,100
(horse neighs)
1206
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,100
That hurt my momma
1207
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,400
Let the big dog eat, baby!
1208
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,800
(horn blowing)
1209
01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:20,800
Ha!
1210
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,300
Ha! Ha!
1211
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,500
Ha! Ha! Ha!
1212
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,400
- DREAD: Yeah
- WILSON: Yeah
1213
01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:39,600
Miss Williams,
this has got to stop
1214
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:43,100
I cant take this one day more
1215
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:44,900
What exactly is wrong?
1216
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,500
Look around
The members are enjoying themselves
1217
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,100
I don�t care
1218
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,700
its my club
I make the decisions here
1219
01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:54,000
I tell them when to enjoy themselves
1220
01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:57,500
My recommendation
is that you let this thing go
1221
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:02,000
I think that Christopher Hawkins
is a great addition to your club
1222
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,600
Now you need to find someone else
to do your legal work
1223
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,000
You cant quit me
1224
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:08,400
I just did
1225
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:14,300
- WILSON: You did it!
- Told you I don�t never lose, baby
1226
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,300
One of us has to go
1227
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,700
How you wanna handle it?
1228
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,700
Golf match
My team wins, you go
1229
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:23,100
Your team wins, I go
1230
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,900
That�s cool,
but when I bust your ass,
1231
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,800
you�re gonna take
that bullshit course record off the wall
1232
01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:28,900
You hear me?
1233
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,100
Ridiculous! I hold the course record
Everybody knows
1234
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:35,300
Who�s this? Who�s that?
1235
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,400
Arnold Palmer
1236
01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:38,300
- The caddy
- Caddy?
1237
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,800
Yeah, the caddy
that worked here for over 40 years,
1238
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,700
a caddy you fired
1239
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,800
because he was a better golfer
than you could ever be
1240
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,100
His name was Robert Hawkins
1241
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,200
Is that what this is about?
1242
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,200
A caddy?
1243
01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:53,900
That was my father
1244
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:59,000
You think he shot a 59, don�t you?
1245
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:01,600
Caddy Mack
1246
01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:05,200
I played with him
the day he posted the score
1247
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:09,400
If you�re calling him a liar,
you�re calling me a liar
1248
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:19,600
I saw this score card 20 years ago
1249
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:24,100
It is, to be kinda forgery
1250
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:27,400
its as worthless today as it was then
1251
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,000
It doesn�t matter
whether you believe it or not,
1252
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,600
its the truth
1253
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:32,500
He was the best golfer I ever saw,
1254
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,700
professional or amateur
1255
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,100
We will settle this
on the golf course
1256
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,900
lm looking forward to it
1257
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:51,000
its a very simple question!
Who ordered the hit?
1258
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:52,300
Lm just a businessman
1259
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,500
l�ve got no beef with you
Believe it
1260
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,200
You know, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way
1261
01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:00,700
Cause I love
that big body Benz back there,
1262
01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:02,700
and lm gonna ride tonight
1263
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,500
Love makes a brother stupid
1264
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,300
You don�t wanna see me stupid,
little man!
1265
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,700
You got a big-ass mouth, bitch!
1266
01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:14,500
Ooh, is that all you got?
My baby sister hit harder than that
1267
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:17,600
Hurry up, Tank!
Lm starting to get bored with this
1268
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:23,100
The more time I spend hitting you,
the lest time I spend hitting that, tater tot!
1269
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:26,700
Next time bring it from the shoulder,
you big pussy!
1270
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,600
Doh... uh yeah?
1271
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,700
The last time lm gonna ask
1272
01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:37,600
Oh, its... its...
1273
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:42,600
No, don�t, big boy
Save your energy
1274
01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,100
cause you gonna need it
1275
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:50,600
Now, if you thought he was bad,
you ain�t messed with me
1276
01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:53,500
lm queen bitch of this universe
1277
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,700
Now, if you don�t tell me
what I want to know,
1278
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:59,100
after I whoop your ass...
1279
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:03,600
Okay, okay, okay
III tell you what you wanna know, all right?
1280
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,000
Mick-a-leek-a
1281
01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:09,800
Thought I might find you here
What�s happening, boy?
1282
01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:12,300
Not much
I hear you got a big match tomorrow
1283
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,500
You should be working on your game
1284
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:15,900
Oh, its too late for that
1285
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,800
its never too late
1286
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,500
Besides, I hear Cummings got a ringer
1287
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,400
I got a ringer of my own, though
1288
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,600
I need this job
1289
01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:31,000
No, you don�t,
not when you got C-Note
1290
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:33,500
Here�s your boy I got you
1291
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,200
- All right
- Lets do it
1292
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,300
What the hell
1293
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:38,500
Giddy-up Lets get it done
1294
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,500
- Yeah
- Ho, hey
1295
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,700
# Now, on your mark, get set, go #
1296
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,200
# It's time to let it show#
1297
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,700
# Relax your mind
and let your arms go #
1298
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,000
# Go go go go #
1299
01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,300
# And let your arms go #
1300
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,000
# Go go go #
1301
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,100
# Now, I've been waitin' a long time #
1302
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,500
# I'm patient enough #
1303
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,600
# Been gettin' my work on#
1304
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:58,700
# And now it's time to let it show#
1305
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,900
# Time, time I let it show#
1306
01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:03,900
# You keep on cry in� all night #
1307
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,200
# You call for the sun#
1308
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:08,000
# Your hair to the sky,
and that's the limit, oh, oh #
1309
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,700
(car playing jingle)
1310
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,100
C-NOTE: Hey, hey, hey
Hello, everyone
1311
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,400
Top of the morning to you
1312
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,500
What�s happening, Mr C?
1313
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:17,600
- (slap loudly)
- Ow!
1314
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:18,600
What�s goin on, baby?
1315
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:21,700
Looks like everybody showed up
to watch me whoop your ass
1316
01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:24,100
Actually, they showed up to watch
1317
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,900
him whoop on your ass
1318
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:39,200
All right, let me in here, let me in here
Let the betting begin
1319
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:42,100
Come on, who�s betting on the kid?
Lm taking ten-to-one, five-to-one
1320
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,400
Okay, okay,
may I have your attention please?
1321
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,400
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you all for coming here
1322
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,400
to this rather special contest
1323
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,500
Let me explain
what were going to do today
1324
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:55,700
Well play 18 holes of match play,
best ball
1325
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,200
Mr Parnevik, its your tee, sir
1326
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,700
PARNEVIK: Thank you
1327
01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:06,700
MAN: Attaboy, Jesper!
Hit it good!
1328
01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:09,100
- Eat a sandwich
- Shut up
1329
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,300
- WOMAN: Whoa, great shot
- (audience applauding)
1330
01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:21,700
Sweet
1331
01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:25,000
So who wants to follow that one?
1332
01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:26,100
Is that all you got?
1333
01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:28,300
Lm just getting warmed up
1334
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:31,700
Lets go, C-Note
1335
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,200
Come on, breathe, breathe
1336
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,600
Play for your freedom
1337
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,600
- DREAD: Yeah
- AUDIENCE: Oh!
1338
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,300
Looking good, Mick, looking good
1339
01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:04,200
- Whoo Whoo
- (applauding)
1340
01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:10,000
- MAN #1: What did I tell you?
- MAN #2: Nice shot, Mick
1341
01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:14,500
Oh, this guy
1342
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:17,900
- (inhales)
- Chump
1343
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:23,600
(Big Large farts loudly)
1344
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,700
(farting)
1345
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,800
(gags)
1346
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,500
Stop
1347
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:33,800
(baby farts)
1348
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:35,300
My mouth was open
1349
01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:39,300
Damn, that�s a lot of sound
out of a quarter-inch speaker
1350
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,100
Are you done?
1351
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:45,900
Swing away
1352
01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:49,300
(farts)
1353
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:56,400
- (farts)
- (audience laughing)
1354
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:00,800
Watch out there!
1355
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:08,100
- Boo
- Boo, boo
1356
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:25,900
AUDIENCE: Oh
1357
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,600
Oh
1358
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,700
Damn, that waters deep
1359
01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:02,000
ALL: Oh
1360
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,700
Oh
1361
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,300
(applauding)
1362
01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:25,700
Does this smell infected?
1363
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:44,900
Shoot him
1364
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,700
Ladies and gentlemen,
at the end of the outward nine,
1365
01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:51,300
Mr Cummings team is four holes up
1366
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:55,800
We shall take a 15-minute break
and convene back at the 10th hole
1367
01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:56,900
Thank you
1368
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,400
C-NOTE: Cant we kill him?
Come on
1369
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:01,400
I thought it was
1370
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,500
You ain�t foolin, man
1371
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,600
Yo, wait
Show me the money, baby
1372
01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:10,500
Man, were getting bitch-slapped
1373
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,200
This guys got shots in his bag
I didn�t know existed
1374
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:14,700
Big deal
1375
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,900
What are you,
a couple of pussies having a pity party?
1376
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,500
Hes great
So what?
1377
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:22,600
See, that�s your problem
1378
01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:24,200
You�re playing him
instead of the course
1379
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,000
It doesn�t matter how great he is
1380
01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:29,800
Every time you put a peg in the turf,
you�re playing Old Man Par
1381
01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:35,200
Now, you�ve got two choices...
you can either play big or go home
1382
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:38,700
lm going to go warm up
1383
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:42,400
You know
1384
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:46,700
whether you win or lose,
your father would be proud of you
1385
01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:49,200
He didn�t give a damn
about course records
1386
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,400
He golfed his ball
because he loved the game
1387
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,200
And that�s what you need to do
1388
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:58,300
See, this could be the last time
you set foot on this course
1389
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,100
Make it count
1390
01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,000
Hey
1391
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:19,200
Hey, hey
What�s happening?
1392
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:23,800
I wanted you to know
I don't work for Cummings anymore
1393
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:27,800
So sorry
I should�ve quit sooner
1394
01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:29,600
That�s cool
I get it
1395
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,800
Gotta do what you gotta do, right?
1396
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,100
Yeah
1397
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,900
Yeah, you think you�re working
for someone that�s honest,
1398
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,200
then you find out later they�re not
1399
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,000
Well, the three blind mice
could�ve solved that
1400
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,600
Want to wish you luck on your back nine
1401
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:50,100
Well, you know lm gonna shake em up
its halftime
1402
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,500
All I have is time for the bliss, baby
1403
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,700
Bing! Bam!
1404
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,700
(man singing)
1405
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,000
I didn�t bring you all this way
for you to... to... to
1406
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:32,200
- Choke, sir?
- Choke!
1407
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,700
Whoo!
1408
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,600
HARRINGTON:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1409
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:20,100
after 17 holes, we are dead even
1410
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:22,600
The winner of the next hole
takes the match
1411
01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:24,600
Mick, its your tee
1412
01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:26,400
Hey, our ticket right there
1413
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,200
Come on, Mick!
1414
01:14:29,300 --> 01:14:31,400
Don�t piss like a puppy
Stay on the port
1415
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,500
Let the big dogs eat, brother
1416
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,000
MAN: You the man!
1417
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,400
Yeah, that�s my dawg
1418
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:47,000
Give it to em, baby
1419
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:51,800
Yeah, that�s that money shot!
That�s that money shot!
1420
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:56,700
Oh! Let me lay down on it
Bam
1421
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:05,300
- I hate you
- BIG LARGE: Meow, meow
1422
01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:07,900
- (barks)
- Oh!
1423
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,600
(audience laughing)
1424
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,300
That�s the best shot he hit all day
1425
01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:22,500
MAN #1: Nice shot Beautiful
MAN #2: Great shot
1426
01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:39,600
Give me a five iron
1427
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,200
Don�t sweat it
1428
01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:47,300
Like I said, you either play big,
or you go home
1429
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,200
This is my home
1430
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,300
Well, lets act like it
1431
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,300
Come on, Mick-o
1432
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:04,900
C-NOTE: There it is
1433
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,300
Get close, baby
1434
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,500
Whoo
1435
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:18,500
Oh
1436
01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:22,000
How many points you get
when it go in the water?
1437
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,700
(chuckling)
1438
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,100
Oh
1439
01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:42,400
(applauding)
1440
01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:48,700
All right Whatta I got?
1441
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:52,100
230 yards uphill into the wind?
1442
01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:54,900
I don�t have that shot in my bag,
do I?
1443
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,600
No one does
1444
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,600
All right, give me my driver
1445
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:01,300
Come on, baby
Take your time
1446
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:02,600
Let me show you how we do this
1447
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,000
Think about the course
1448
01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:07,300
We play big, or we go home
1449
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:11,100
(breeze whispers)
1450
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,100
Ease up
1451
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:29,200
# People take it
just a little bit higher like this #
1452
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:32,100
Mick, we won!
What did I tell you?
1453
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,100
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
1454
01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:38,900
# We can take the slow... like this #
1455
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:47,000
Just like money in the bank
Yes
1456
01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:50,500
LADY G: Hey, Dick
1457
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,700
- Richard Cummings
- Yes?
1458
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,300
You�re under arrest
for conspiracy to commit murder
1459
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,400
That�s ridiculous
1460
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,600
Yo must have
the wrong Richard Cummings
1461
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:01,000
Remember me?
1462
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,000
This mans a liar
1463
01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:06,700
- Ooh
- Ooh
1464
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,700
Ooh, that was a lot of little strength
1465
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,300
Oh, yeah
All day long
1466
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,600
- All day long?
- Yeah
1467
01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:14,600
- You can climb me like a tree
- Ooh, lets talk about it
1468
01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:17,100
- Lets go, come on
- Heh
1469
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,300
Holler at your boy, Mr C
1470
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:21,800
# A growin' boy need vitamin C #
1471
01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:24,600
# Can't wait four years
for a college degree #
1472
01:19:24,700 --> 01:19:26,500
# So I'm gonna try to be all I can be #
1473
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,300
# Minus the army and Uncle Sam #
1474
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,600
# God damn,
I'm just proud to be who I am #
1475
01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:32,000
# Get higher like this #
1476
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:34,900
# On the days when I'm back to...,
all right #
1477
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,900
# Take it
just a little bit higher like this #
1478
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,000
(singing continues)
1479
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,700
Nice round, pop
1480
01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:27,800
The USGA is here
1481
01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:33,000
Thanks for everything
1482
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,000
Well, he deserved it
1483
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:39,300
And you deserve it, too
1484
01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:56,300
Very nice to see you again
1485
01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:57,300
Where�s Cummings?
1486
01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:00,800
Hes actually not a member
of this club anymore
1487
01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:02,100
Joined another club,
1488
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,100
but let me introduce you
to our new president,
1489
01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:05,200
Christopher Hawkins
1490
01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:08,100
its good to meet you
its Frosty, right?
1491
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,500
Frosty, right
1492
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,300
As you can see, we made
a couple changes here at Carolina Pines,
1493
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,500
you know what lm sayin?
1494
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:14,700
Were still exclusive
1495
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,000
but were more open-minded
1496
01:21:19,100 --> 01:21:20,100
What up, family?
1497
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,800
- Southside
- All right, let me give you a tour
1498
01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:27,300
Ross King:
Welcome to the final round
1499
01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:28,700
of the US Open...
1500
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:32,300
Sergio Garcia, Tiger Woods
battling it out to take the crown
1501
01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:34,900
and become Open Champion
over these wind-swept fairways
1502
01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:37,900
right here at Carolina Pines
Golf and Polo Club,
1503
01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:40,300
The club itself established
in 1892
1504
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,400
It really has stood the test of time,
1505
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:45,800
and it is absolutely steeped
in rich golfing tradition.
1506
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,200
But I've got to now welcome the man,
1507
01:21:47,300 --> 01:21:48,800
the President of the club here,
Christopher Hawkins.
1508
01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:50,000
Christopher, good to see you.
1509
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,100
How you doing, Ross?
What's going on?
1510
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,200
(whispers)
Hi, mom.
1511
01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:55,800
Christopher, this I've got to say,
this course is really in top-notch shape.
1512
01:21:55,900 --> 01:21:57,000
Well, I'd love to take credit,
1513
01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:58,700
but I've got a terrific staff
that works behind me.
1514
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,300
Well, it certainly shows.
1515
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:03,900
Now, a lot of low scores
being posted here, it has to be said,
1516
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,100
possibility that your father�s record's
in jeopardy.
1517
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,000
You know
1518
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,800
its either your ass
1519
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,200
or the remote
1520
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,300
How did I get this?
1521
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:18,800
(mocking)
I don�t know Go sit down
1522
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:19,900
(slaps butt)
1523
01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:22,100
(man singing reggaeton)
1524
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,100
Let me give you a lesson
about doobah-doobahs
1525
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,400
Everybody talkin about the black man
1526
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:50,600
got the biggest doobah-doobah
in the world
1527
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:51,800
I don�t know
1528
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,900
I ain�t seen
every black guys doobah-doobah
1529
01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:56,000
My doobah-doobah
happens to be pretty good
1530
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:58,200
KIDD: Hey, Mick,
do me a favor, bro
1531
01:22:58,300 --> 01:22:59,400
Can you help me out with something?
1532
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,600
MICK: Yeah, no problem
1533
01:23:00,700 --> 01:23:04,500
Hold this for me, please
its messing up m swing
1534
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:07,600
- Hey, my...!
- Pick them up
1535
01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:11,500
You want some candy, little boy?
1536
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,600
- Yeah
- Aha, rrrrr
1537
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,200
You still breast feed?
1538
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,500
Lm still on the bottle
1539
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:17,700
Breast milk
1540
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,300
Ain�t my fault you people speak French
1541
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:23,000
Oui, Oui! You have a little wee-wee
1542
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:26,100
I got a boom bam!
Boom bam, boom bam!
1543
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,900
Boom bam, bam bam!
1544
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,300
Bah! Bah! Bam!
1545
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,900
Whoo-hoo!
1546
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,800
# You must like what you see #
1547
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,900
# You must like what you see #
1548
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,600
# Cause you see a brother like me #
1549
01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:40,800
# lm gonna break it down
lm gonna break it down #
1550
01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:43,200
# And then lm gonna stop #
1551
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,300
# Back to the beat #
1552
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:49,900
MAN: # Oh, pretty, pretty girl
look so fine #
1553
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,900
I almost took my own head off
After you, boy
1554
01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:54,900
Okay
1555
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,000
Air ball!
1556
01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:00,600
You�ll get the other half
when the job is done
1557
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:05,700
(thud)
1558
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,400
BIG WILLIE JOHNSON:
What do you mean half?
1559
01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:09,500
# Make it feel nice #
1560
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:10,800
# No more strife #
1561
01:24:10,900 --> 01:24:12,100
# Make you my wife #
1562
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:17,300
# Baby, I would make
your dreams come true #
1563
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,900
(indecipherable reggaeton
rapping)
1564
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,600
Tyrone, is that you?
1565
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,800
- My grandmother used to baby-sit you
- No, that ain�t me
1566
01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:38,000
TT, you peed in the bed
till you were 15 years old
1567
01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:39,400
I know you remember me
1568
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:52,200
Goodbye, peace out!
Southside!
1569
01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:59,000
# To be with you #
1570
01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:01,200
# Yes, girl #
1571
01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,400
# Yes, girl #
1572
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,700
# And they say,
"Oh, you're so picky-picky"#
1573
01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:06,000
# "Why you no it,� he said #
1574
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,100
# I wanna sticky-sticky #
1575
01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:09,000
Damn, your tittys hanging out
1576
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,100
Little bitty titty
1577
01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:15,300
Don�t be selfish I gotta smoke, too
1578
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:18,100
I gotta make some brownies
and some muffins and...
1579
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,600
You know what?
You�re just being greedy now
1580
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,000
All right
No, go on in
1581
01:25:22,100 --> 01:25:23,900
Take it, take it
Just take the whole bag
1582
01:25:23,900 --> 01:25:27,500
Damn good try
Mm-hmm
1583
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:30,200
III take those two Benjamin�s
whenever you�re ready
1584
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:33,100
If you gotta take your pants off first,
to get into your pockets,
1585
01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:35,100
hey, player, I understand
1586
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,900
Huh! Huh, huh, huh!
Huh, huh, huh!
1587
01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:39,300
Huh! Huh!
1588
01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:43,000
Uh, oh, yeah
Look at me
1589
01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:44,100
Yeah!
1590
01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:45,400
Yeah?
1591
01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:48,100
Boom, doo-chah-doo, doo-chah-doo
That�s how mine sounds
1592
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:51,700
Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
1593
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,300
Doo-cha, doo...
dayoh...
1594
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,200
doo-cha, doo-te-doo
1595
01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:11,800
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin' around #
1596
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,200
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1597
01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:17,000
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1598
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,100
# Jump around, jump around #
1599
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,300
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1600
01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:23,700
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1601
01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:26,500
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1602
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:28,900
# Jump around, jump around #
1603
01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:31,900
(man rapping)
1604
01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:53,100
MAN: # One, two, three, four #
1605
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,100
# Girl, don't make that booty clap #
1606
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:56,900
# Don't make that booty clap #
1607
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,900
WOMAN:
# We gonna make that booty clap #
1608
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,500
# Gonna make that booty clap #
1609
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:02,300
MAN:
# Girl, don't make that booty clap #
1610
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,200
# Don't make that booty clap #
1611
01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:06,100
WOMAN:
# We gonna make that booty clap #
1612
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,500
# Gonna make that booty... #
1613
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:08,600
(whistle blows)
1614
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:25,400
(woman rapping)
1615
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:32,300
MAN: # Comin' at ya! #
1616
01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:46,300
# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
1617
01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:48,700
# And I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
1618
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:51,200
# Comin' to your town
to invade your block #
1619
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,600
# We ride from the hood,
taking over your spot #
1620
01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:55,900
# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
1621
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:58,400
# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
1622
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:01,000
# Comin� to your town
to invade your block #
1623
01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:03,200
# We ride from the hood,
taking over your spot #
1624
01:28:03,300 --> 01:28:06,000
# Follow me
while I take you on an odyssey #
1625
01:28:06,100 --> 01:28:08,400
# I'm hittin' dollars, see,
can't nothin� bother me #
1626
01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:10,500
# Green grass, yeah,
blowin� on the hood #
1627
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,900
# Million-dollar caddy,
call me Tiger Woods #
1628
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,300
# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
1629
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,700
# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
1630
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,200
# Comin� to your town
to invade your block #
1631
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:23,200
# Yo, we ride from the hood,
takin� over your spot #
1632
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,800
(man rapping)
1633
01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:09,400
(woman singing)
1634
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:43,300
MAN: # She's so cinematic #
1635
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:45,800
# She's so cinematic #
1636
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:48,000
# She's turned me to an addict #
1637
01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:50,600
# Got me addicted to her #
1638
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:54,500
# To her, to her, to her #
1639
01:29:54,600 --> 01:30:00,400
# To her, to her, to her, to her #
1640
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:02,300
# She's so cinematic #
1641
01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:04,900
# She's so cinematic #
1642
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,100
# She's turned me to an addict #
1643
01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:09,800
# Got me addicted to her #
1644
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:12,400
# To her, to her, to her #
1645
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,600
# To her, to her, to her, to her #
1646
01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:20,400
# We came to set the party off#
1647
01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:22,300
# I came to set the party off#
1648
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:24,400
# You came to set the party off#
1649
01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:27,100
# Get a pimp, get a girl... #
1650
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,000
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
1651
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,100
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
1652
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:32,900
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
1653
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,000
# We came to set the party off#
1654
01:30:35,100 --> 01:30:36,100
# You flossin'? #
1655
01:30:36,100 --> 01:30:37,100
# I'm flossin'#
1656
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:38,200
# You flossin'? #
1657
01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:39,300
# I'm flossin'#
1658
01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:40,300
# You flossin'? #
1659
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:42,300
# I'm flossin'#
1660
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:43,500
# Do you like what I'm seeing'? #
1661
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:45,400
# Mix up the black
and the white Puerto Rican#
1662
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:46,700
# Even some European#
1663
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:48,900
# You talk about the man,
I'll beat 'im #
1664
01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:50,900
# You talk about the man,
I'll beat 'im #
1665
01:30:57,100 --> 01:31:00,200
# We do it big, we do it big,
we do it big, we do it big #
1666
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,900
# We do it big, we do it big,
we do it big #
1667
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:05,500
# We ain't done, son#
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