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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:08,382 So... couldn't help but notice none of you RSVP'd 2 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,759 to my murder mystery dinner party. 3 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:13,470 Oh, yeah. We were meaning to do that. 4 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:16,849 No, you weren't, because it was a week ago and nobody came! 5 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,706 So if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali 6 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:24,023 in the back with the weapon of indifference, it was all of you. 7 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,748 I don't think that qualifies as a mystery. 8 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,444 We all knew what we were doing. 9 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:33,532 - We're sorry, Rajesh. - Maybe we can do it next week. 10 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,576 (LAUGHS) Whoa, we're not that sorry. 11 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:39,663 Don't worry, I can take a hint. No more murder mystery parties. 12 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,123 - Thank you. - Hallelujah. 13 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,132 Because I've got something even better planned! 14 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,045 - Come on! - Just hear me out. 15 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,589 I'm going to make you guys a scavenger hunt 16 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,049 like they have at MIT. 17 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,927 Oh, I loved those. I did them every year there. 18 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,138 - We did them at Princeton, too. - Oh, that's cute. 19 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,598 Like it's a real college. 20 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,560 That's amusing. I was going to say that about MIT, 21 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,437 but it works for Princeton, too. 22 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,899 Scavenger hunts at Harvard were really tough. 23 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,901 I always got stuck on the first challenge. 24 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,986 Trying to find someone to be on a team with me. 25 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,154 (LAUGHS) 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,824 I guess that story's more sad than funny. 27 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,683 I love scavenger hunts. My friends and I had them all the time. 28 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:21,830 Oh, these are a little different. 29 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,124 There's a tradition at elite universities. 30 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,667 And Princeton. 31 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:30,631 A tradition of hunts full of puzzles that rely on logic, 32 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,508 obscure knowledge, science. 33 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:35,177 Oh, in ours we would just run around town looking for a store 34 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,262 that would sell us beer. 35 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:41,183 - So, who's in? - I think it sounds fun. 36 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,351 - Yeah, me, too. - I'm in. 37 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,520 - Let's do it. - I'm sorry. 38 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:47,314 Are we really doing this or are we tricking Koothrappali again 39 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,108 like with the dinner party? 40 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,237 ♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪ 41 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,719 What's all this? 42 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:22,182 Oh, everything I could possibly need to win the scavenger hunt. 43 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,511 You really think he's gonna send us to a bowling alley? 44 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,438 Well, if he does, do you know how filthy those rental balls are? 45 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,191 They might as well stand on the corner 46 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,193 and give away free rectal exams. 47 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,197 (AMPLIFIED BANGING) Ahem. 48 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,283 Okay, everybody. 49 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,951 Who's ready for a... 50 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:42,471 Oh! 51 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:46,039 ...scavenger hunt? (ECHOING) 52 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,712 ♪ (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 53 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,680 (MUSIC STOPS) 54 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:06,101 Somewhere... in the city of Pasadena, 55 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:10,522 I've hidden a golden coin! (ECHOING) 56 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:16,862 You will be faced with a total of ten puzzles! (ECHOING) 57 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,909 Each... (COUGHS) 58 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:26,496 Each... each puzzle will lead you 59 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,540 to the location of the next, 60 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:32,794 the last of which will lead you to the coin. (ECHOING) 61 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:39,343 The first team that finds it... wins! 62 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,888 He is a born showman. 63 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,351 Any questions? (ECHOING) 64 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:52,689 Yes, to be fair, do people who went to Princeton get a head start? 65 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,233 That's not funny. 66 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,319 Oh, it actually is, if you get the joke. 67 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:01,281 It's based on the premise that Princeton isn't a very good school. 68 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,407 Ha-ha. 69 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,826 Oh, see? Now, he gets it. 70 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,081 Okay, guys, go ahead and divide yourselves into teams of two. 71 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,959 - Should we just do couples? - Couples sounds great. 72 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:16,255 Or we could mix things up. Maybe pick names out of a hat, whatever. 73 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,508 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 74 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,469 Why don't you just admit you don't want to be on a team with me. 75 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,513 I just said, "Couples sound great." 76 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,522 Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't think I'm smart enough. 77 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,350 You think I'm gonna be a liability. 78 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,144 Even though I totally just used the word "liability" correctly 79 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,896 in a sentence. 80 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,275 Yeah. 81 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,735 No, let's do couples. I want to. 82 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:41,280 No, no, no. Let's mix things up. 83 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,365 I choose Sheldon, and we're gonna kick your ass! 84 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,742 Yeah... really? 85 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,536 The only time I'm ever picked first for a team 86 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,746 and I'm stuck with the liability? 87 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,583 Stop that. Penny is not a liability. 88 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:55,502 Thank you. Do you want to be on my team? 89 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,796 Maybe we pick names out of a hat. 90 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,843 Hurry up and close the door so they can't hear us. 91 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:11,935 Would you stop pouting? So, you picked my name. Get over it. 92 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:16,315 Yes, and do you know what the odds are I'd pick your name? 93 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,568 - No. - It's not hard: one in five. 94 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,528 Now you know why I'm pouting. 95 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,742 RAJ (OVER RADIO): All right, teams. Get ready to open your first puzzle. 96 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,410 Go! 97 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:34,583 Do you see what I did? The first puzzle is a puzzle! 98 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:38,337 Oh, my God, how adorable is that? 99 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,756 I wish I had a friend like me. 100 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,509 What are you doing? You have to start with the edges. 101 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,440 There's no right way, Sheldon. I already found a few pieces that fit. 102 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:50,766 Yeah, well, take them apart and start with the edges. 103 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,977 And stop wasting time. 104 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,190 Wow, you're really good at puzzles. 105 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,679 I did them all the time as a kid. 106 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,110 As my mom used to say, "When you're doing a puzzle, 107 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,780 it's like having a thousand friends." 108 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,368 She was full of fun lies like that. 109 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:13,330 If it makes you feel any better, my mom's just full of pound cake. 110 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,154 I'm sorry you got stuck with me. 111 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,770 I bet you wanted to be with Bernadette. 112 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,253 Have you ever played a game with Bernadette? 113 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:21,963 - No. - Have you ever gone 114 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,591 into a steel cage with a wolverine? 115 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:28,178 (YELLING) Faster, faster, faster! Do you not know that word? 116 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:32,057 - It means "more fast"! - Stop yelling at me. 117 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,977 Hey! You'll know when I'm yelling at you. 118 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,814 Oh. Oh, it's the comic book store! All right, come on. 119 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,273 That's where we have to go. 120 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:41,858 But we haven't finished the puzzle. 121 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:45,362 Well, it doesn't matter! We know the answer! 122 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:49,241 You think you know the answer. But it could be a trick. 123 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,201 What if when the puzzle's complete, 124 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,120 there's a sign in the window that says, 125 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,788 "Go to the train store"? 126 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,790 Okay, it's not gonna say that. 127 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:01,086 Well, I hope you're wrong. I really want to go to the train store. 128 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,465 It's the comic book store. Let's go! 129 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:08,718 Come on, numb nuts, it's the comic book store! 130 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,056 It's the comic book store, it's the comic book store, 131 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,687 it's the comic book store! 132 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,774 (GROANS) 133 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:31,158 - It's the comic book store. - Oh! 134 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,179 - Do you think Penny's mad at me? - Because you're in the right lane 135 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:44,296 behind a bus and won't go around it? I'm sure she finds it charming. 136 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,215 No, because I didn't want her on my team. 137 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,676 I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet. 138 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,803 The slowest bullet in the world. 139 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,849 I never realized you were so competitive. 140 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,059 Yeah, I know. 141 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,937 It's probably because I grew up with five brothers and sisters 142 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:02,265 so I had to fight for every... 143 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,649 Oh, my God, you did not just slow down for a bird! 144 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,610 You know they fly, right?! 145 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:13,617 I think this is the first time we've ever 146 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,494 actually been alone together. 147 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:19,289 Huh, I guess you're right. Wonder why that is. 148 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:22,292 Well, off the top of my head, I'd say we don't have a lot 149 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,920 in common except for the people we're involved with. 150 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,088 Plus, when we first met, Penny warned me never 151 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,591 to get into a car alone with you. 152 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,552 Yeah. 153 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,766 You know, I bet you and I have more in common than we think. 154 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,602 - Such as? - I don't know. 155 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,730 - Tell me some things you like. - Uh, let's see. 156 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:47,067 I like harps, Little House on the Prairie, 157 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,236 medieval poetry, medieval literature... 158 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,196 Hey, how about some music? 159 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,408 Great. Sheldon never lets me listen to music in the car. 160 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:58,078 He doesn't want to be mistaken for a gang member. 161 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,956 Find something you like. 162 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,458 Beatles, boring. 163 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,919 Eminem, scary. 164 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,463 Weird Al? How old are you? 165 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:13,843 - Neil Diamond? - Yeah, I love Neil Diamond. 166 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,637 I love Neil Diamond. 167 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,228 ♪ (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S "SWEET CAROLINE") ♪ 168 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,534 Oh, hey, thanks for letting me use the comic book store 169 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,702 - as part of the scavenger hunt. - Oh, my pleasure. 170 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,580 Always happy to help out with fun things 171 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,165 that I wasn't invited to be a part of. 172 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:48,211 Oh, congratulations. You're the first team to arrive. 173 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,922 Yes! It's not a ruse to make fun of me! 174 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,675 It's a real game and I'm winning it! 175 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,555 Your next puzzle is a riddle. 176 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:02,684 And who better to give it to you than The Riddler? 177 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:08,064 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 178 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:09,858 How am I faster than you? 179 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,111 I'm in heels and I stopped to take a phone call. 180 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:17,574 I have asthma. Back off! 181 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:21,995 "Riddle me this. Arrah, Arrah, and gather round, 182 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,873 the work of this hero is legion-bound. 183 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,542 He multiplies N by the number of He, 184 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:31,046 and in this room the thing you'll see." 185 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,464 - Good riddle, huh? - Yeah. 186 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,384 So when you guys plan fun activities, does my name even... 187 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,178 come up, or...? 188 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,640 I invited you to my murder mystery party. 189 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:47,270 - No, you didn't. - Oh. 190 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,815 (GROANS) We're the last ones here, hurry up! 191 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,194 - It is a marathon, not a sprint. - People run in a marathon! 192 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,196 Not with a bowling ball on their back. 193 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,698 Hey, Penny, I just wanted to say good luck, 194 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,306 and I hope there's no hard feelings. 195 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,828 Hey, Romeo! Repair your relationship on your own time! 196 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:08,500 Relax, it's a hard puzzle. It's gonna take a while to solve. 197 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,251 - "Riddle me this..." - Got it. 198 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,171 Hey, Princeton, look at that, 199 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,423 Team Community College Night School is in the lead. 200 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,011 I thought we were the Lightning Sharks! 201 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,598 Hey, you know what this could mean... 202 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:28,103 Oh, oh, that's good. Then this would be... 203 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,647 - That's it. - To the Neil Mobile! 204 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,484 I knew it, we're gonna lose! 205 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,152 Wait, I got it. I got it! 206 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,863 Congratulations, you got it last. 207 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,455 You're really mean, you know that? 208 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,840 So no one's gonna buy anything. 209 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,721 A-ha! Okay... 210 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,347 Let's see. 211 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:08,059 "To continue on your quest, leave no stone unturned." 212 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,520 The next clue must be hidden under one of these rocks. 213 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,605 Okay. 214 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:13,982 Sheldon, I've got to ask. 215 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,651 How did you figure out that it was the geology lab? 216 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,610 Oh, simple. 217 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:20,697 The Arrah Arrah in the riddle meant Jan Arrah, 218 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,450 a member of the Legion of Superheroes known as Element Lad. 219 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,786 And then the word "He," it wasn't the masculine pronoun, 220 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,622 but rather, "H-E," the abbreviation for helium. 221 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,583 See where I'm going with this? 222 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:36,504 - Yes. - Nice try. 223 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,840 Now, Element Lad's ability 224 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,009 is the power to transmute chemical elements. 225 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,595 Helium has an atomic number of two. 226 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,599 If you multiply that by the atomic number of "N," nitrogen, 227 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:52,061 you get 14, which is the atomic number of...? 228 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,692 I'm just funnin' you, silicon. And that is the most common element 229 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,944 in the Earth's surface. So that narrowed it down 230 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,030 to the geology lab or the chemistry lab. 231 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,407 Wow. 232 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,826 I can drink a beer underwater. 233 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,871 And I'm sure your parents are proud. 234 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:14,375 Now, finally, the line "in this room the thing you'll see" 235 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,629 was an obvious reference to Fantastic Four member The Thing, 236 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,549 - who's made entirely of... - Shut up. I solved it! 237 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,678 (GASPS) 238 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,014 Those are map coordinates. 239 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,225 Got 'em. Let's go. 240 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,269 Wait. Don't you want to know how I figured it out? 241 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,063 No one likes a know-it-all, Penny. 242 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,695 ♪ (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S "AMERICA") ♪ 243 00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,963 Um... 244 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:05,093 I'm okay with you driving my car, I'm not okay with you flying my car. 245 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,303 Don't sweat it, my dad's a cop. He can fix things. 246 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,266 Uh-huh. Like death? 247 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:15,728 Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a moron! 248 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,816 Penny's not answering my texts. 249 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,693 Who cares? Focus on the game. 250 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,279 This stupid game is why she's mad in the first place. 251 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,114 - I'm telling her I'm quitting. - No! 252 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,700 Quitting would be the worst thing for your relationship. 253 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,868 Why? 254 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,162 Because it would make you seem like something she already thinks you are. 255 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:37,625 - What does she think I am? - How do I put this? 256 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:42,922 She's been known to call you a name that usually applies to a lady part. 257 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,092 Or a cat. 258 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,263 Or a willow. 259 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,602 I can't believe she would say that about me. 260 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:59,105 If you're gonna cry about it, there's tissues in my purse. 261 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,525 Unless you got some in yours. Big willow. 262 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,364 ♪ (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S "AMERICA") ♪ 263 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:31,012 Okay... another 30 feet. 264 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,014 Okay. 265 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,849 Oh. It's a bowling alley. 266 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,394 Yes. Yes! 267 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:43,524 (YELLING) My brain is better than everybody's! 268 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:50,448 ♪ (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S "LOVE ON THE ROCKS") ♪ 269 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,377 Call me a lady part. We'll see about that. 270 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,924 - Can you reach the clue? - Almost. 271 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,386 Hurry, Sheldon and Penny were right behind us in the bowling alley. 272 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,097 - Got it! - Great, climb back up. 273 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,810 Come on! 274 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,731 Yeah, Penny might be onto something. 275 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,902 - To the planetarium! - Let's go! 276 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,279 - To the tar pits! - Let's go! 277 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,198 There's a Neil Diamond concert next month! 278 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,075 Let's go! 279 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,998 Three bags, no one's opened 'em. We're the first ones here! 280 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,668 - It's dirty laundry. You're up. - Why me? 281 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,212 Because you've been training for this your whole life. 282 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,589 You live in a pile of dirty laundry. 283 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,579 They're here first. This is because 284 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,054 you made me slow down for that blind guy. 285 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:59,267 - Okay, the clue must be in the bag. - The clue must be in the bag. 286 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,755 - It's just a bunch of pants. - It's just a bunch of pants. 287 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,564 You know, I'm surprised you want to copy my answers 288 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,399 since I'm not even smart enough to be on your team. 289 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,943 Well, why would you want to be on someone's team 290 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,405 who you like to call a... I can't even say it in front of Sheldon. 291 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,657 What are you talking about? 292 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,576 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 293 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,078 No, she doesn't. I just made that up. 294 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,372 Why would you do that? 295 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,301 Because you were about to quit like a big... Sheldon, cover your ears. 296 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,255 I'm not a child. I know the word "ninny." 297 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,216 Yeah, well, you should have quit 'cause I'm still gonna beat your ass. 298 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,136 Wish I had a man like her on my team. 299 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,473 Hey, I am every bit as much of a man as Penny. 300 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,683 Now, let's do this! 301 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,603 Wait, it's not all pants, there's one shirt. 302 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,355 - Oh. - Hey, that's my shirt. 303 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,566 - This one is, too. - No, no, that's not mine. 304 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,110 - That has a big spot on it. - Wait. So does this one. 305 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,029 Maybe the spot's the clue. 306 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,079 "Sheldon's spot." The coin is in your spot! 307 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,957 - Oh, that's clever. - PENNY: Hurry! 308 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,919 Be there in a minute. I just have to pre-soak these! 309 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,217 (ALL YELLING) 310 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,637 Stop her, Leonard! Stop her! 311 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,351 (ALL YELLING) 312 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,688 - Where the hell's the coin? - Wasn't the answer Sheldon's spot? 313 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:32,026 Oh, yes, Leonard. Yes, it was. 314 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,197 - Then where's the coin? - Yes, exactly. 315 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,740 Where is the coin? 316 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,452 Why don't you look in your pockets? 317 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,042 I slipped them in there earlier today. 318 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,339 - I don't get it. - Don't you see? 319 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:57,593 When we're all having fun together, we're already winners. 320 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,554 Oh, look. See? 321 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,848 Even I'm a winner. 322 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,309 Are you kidding me? 323 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,313 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 324 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:14,402 You suck so hard. 325 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,573 Well, I thought... Come on, I didn't want anyone 326 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,533 to feel bad at the end of the game. 327 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,827 And some of those puzzles were really hard 328 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,635 and I didn't know who was gonna get Penny. 329 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,587 Run. 330 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:36,007 Okay, okay, that came out wrong, but you have to admit, 331 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,259 you all had a wonderful time. 332 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,762 Run to India. 333 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:46,017 I just wanted to do something beautiful! 334 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,732 Hey, look. I won. 335 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,034 ♪ (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S "CHERRY, CHERRY") ♪ 336 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,911 (English US - SDH) 26436

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