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present a film by Marcel Bystroii
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You know what the world
is missing -
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it is missing the rules.
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The rules are holding
all this civilization together.
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And civilization is taking
a piece of us every day.
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Every bastard thinks
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that he can fuck with you,
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that he can owe to you,
for however long he wants,
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that he can lie to you,
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that he can rape your wife,
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that he can kill your son
without any rules.
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Somebody like you
and I can't accept this.
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in a "family" film
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BORN INTO... SHIT
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Make-up
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Costume designer
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Assistant director
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Sound
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Art director
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Editor
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Production
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Music
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Director of photography
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Executive producers
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Coproducers
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Written and directed by
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My name is Thomas Vohnout.
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Iam 14 years old and I have
the dumbest parents in the world.
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My dad is a complete idiot,
he doesn't talk a lot
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but he's trying to get
on my wavelength.
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-You're listening to us, Your Majesty.
-l am not. I am feeding Dave.
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Yes, you are.
Do you think it's funny, do you?
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Go to the bathroom
and sleep-o-rama!
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My mother is a Christian.
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She loves all gods creatures,
instead of my father.
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All you need is Love.
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Halleluiah!
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My friend Dominik lives in the
same apartment block where I live.
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He's 10 and his mum
is a porn actress.
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His father left them a year ago
and since then lots of stepfathers
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have been living there and they
each tried to bring him up.
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-Eggs or cereals?
-You're joking!
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He's big enough
to make breakfast himself.
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Do you want him
to be mollycoddled?
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Dominik, you're in my way!
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Mr. Hrana lives there
at the moment.
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He's an idiot
but everybody respects him.
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Bring me my breakfast to bed.
And don't forget a coffee!
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Buy yourself something
to eat on the way to school.
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Dominiks' watchword is:
I was born and I have to survive.
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Dominik wears a cap with a canabis
leaf on it. His gran bought it
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because she thought
it's the Canadian symbol.
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We found a company to set up stuff
and distribute it about a year ago.
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Dominik had the contacts
and I had a small work room.
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1 think this business is better
than genetics or computers.
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We meet lots of new people,
and there is good money from it.
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There will always be interest
in this kind of stuff too.
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This is Madona. She's 13, and we've
been together for 3 weeks already.
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She lives opposite our apartment
block and once I noticed her.
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Go to the bathroom
and sleep-o-rama!
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Our relationship could have stayed
platonic, but thanks to Dominik...
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-I met Madona yesterday.
-Did you tell her anything?
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-I told her you like her.
-Shit, are you kidding me?
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-Don't get upset.
I'm ok, why should I be upset?
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-Anyway who told you to meet her?
-You see you're becoming a prat.
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Well, maybe I am. But it's
appropriate for my age, tiny.
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-l arranged a date for you.
-You're an asshole!
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Madona is clear about everything.
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Stop thinking about us being
together for the rest of our lives.
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-What are you talking about?
-We are bound to split up sometime.
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Maybe you're right.
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She grew up fast because there's
nobody normal in her family.
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-Something bad happens.
-What?
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There was a rail accident
in Italy - 85 people dead.
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I shouldn't have brought you into
this world. You have to forgive me.
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-Sure, mum.
-Mum, where are you?
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Madona has one brother
and he's really weird.
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-Why did you leave me?
-I thought you went to sleep.
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I was only meditating.
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If someone is sleeping
it looks like this...
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And if someone is meditating
it looks like that!
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-So, did I sleep or meditate?
-You were meditating, Danny.
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He's a lunatic. He is eighteen
and he is on a disability pension.
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-What's up?
Everything is O.K. at school.
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You're so beautiful mummy!
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-But my tits are sagging.
-You bitch!
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Stop talking about yourself
like that or I'm gonna kill you!
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Shit, she's such a bitch.
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Well, he's a bit crazy
but he's totally harmless.
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I'd like to have
your head pickled.
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I'd look at it every day and
tell you how stupid you are, Ma!
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Have a pill, Danny bunny.
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You just can't choose
your family.
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I. REVOLT OF THE SOCIOPATHS
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- can't help myself, nothing works.
-And what about me?
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First loves never stay forever.
What's wrong?
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With a worm...
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-What's wrong?
-My father is a faggot.
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Well, he is.
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I'm the cutest gay in town!
Shout it out. That will help you.
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-No worries.
-He's gay too!
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Where are you taking me,
you faggot?
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Is homosexuality hereditary?
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I don't think so.
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-Why do you stay with dad?
-What kind of question is that?
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I was just wondering
why are you still together.
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-We are husband and wife.
-And is this the reason?
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This is the biggest reason.
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But you're not making it together.
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You know, everybody has
their own secret.
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And there are some things
we can't talk about yet, Tommy.
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-Did you know dad is an faggot?
-Stop talking about him like that!
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Stop! Why are you
gawping at the camera?!
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What are you staring at?!
Don't try to do it again!
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-He went limp!
-Limp?
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I'm sorry Deana.
I am knackered.
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Stupid fucking Czechs!
Give him an injection, asshole!
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-Into my asshole?
-Into your dick, you asshole!
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-So how's school Dominic?
-l got "A" for maths.
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Good boy.
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Hello Tom. Were you horny?
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Then you are a homosexual.
Doesn't matter.
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Maybe I will be too. We can get
married then. That would be great.
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-ldiot.
-Actors on set!
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Dominik, buy some bread,
butter and milk, please.
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I'll come back later.
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Well, get ready my sweeties.
Lets shoot it. Concentrate to this.
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You are all invited for dinner
tonight! I'll make some meal.
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Good evening,
can I talk to Thomas?
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Good evening Madona.
Wait a minute.
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Thomas?
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Tommy...
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There is no reason
to tell you about me.
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-Can I go out?
-Sure, Your Majesty. -Thanks.
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What are you doing?
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Lets try it.
If you are gay, you won't come.
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-But I never tried it before...
-Me neither.
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I can't.
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I brought you some magazines.
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Oh shit!
It can't. I must be gay.
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-It didn't come.
-What?
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Well, my period didn't come,
I might be pregnant.
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Are you sure?
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Fuck you,
do you think I would miss it?
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It can come later, it's normal.
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It's not regular at your age.
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And what about abortion?
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You think it's funny, don't you?
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I'm not going to be
like my dumb father.
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Hey stop shouting, otherwise
I'm gonna get you chucked out.
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Go go go...
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I don't want another brother.
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Don't worry Madona,
Mire¢ek has got a condom.
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You do have a condom, don't you?
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Mire¢ek, you do have a condom?
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Yes!
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Here it is.
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I'm the last person who would
like to have another baby.
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Mum...
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Mummy...
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Shit, I really don't know
what to do.
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I can't marry her.
And she wants that baby.
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It's punishable.
It's carnal abuse.
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-You raped each other.
-I'll go to jail!
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Don't worry, you cant go to jail
until you're 15. So calm down.
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That's true,
but I will have a bad report.
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Calm down and come with me.
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I still have to get
a baby bath and some toys -
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-I'll bring them tomorrow.
-What is that?
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You're gonna live over here,
family.
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Where did you get that?
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-Somebody has to look after you.
-You're crazy!
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I know it's uncomfortable,
but it's only for a while.
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Until I find something better!
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I'm Mrs. Vohnout and this is
my family. My husband is an idiot
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but he is convinced that
he has a good sense of humor.
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We didn't sleep together
in the snow.
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Our son was born in April
so we had to do it in July.
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It was a joke. We never
sleep together on the snow.
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Anyway, he's lucky, because my God
doesn't let me divorce him.
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My son Tommy takes care
of the neighbor's son, who's 10,
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even though boys his age maybe
even smoke and drink alcohol.
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Shit, I can't marry her.
And she wants that baby.
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She's really crazy, she's only 13.
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The kiddies are so good
these days,
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addicted to their parents.
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This is Magdalena. We met
on Paradise garden stop.
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It is obvious she had a bad day.
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I felt there is
lots of obstacles in my way,
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but I decided
to deal with all of them.
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Life is a gift,
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God gave it to you because
he wanted you to be happy.
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-Oh shit, she's a Jew.
-l am not.
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I drive a car every day,
but I had a dream last night,
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Jesus wanted me
to go by tube today.
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Itis a joke, isn't it?
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-I had dream about Jesus once too.
-Oh really?
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You should listen to him.
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He wanted me
to give him a blow job.
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We drunk 5 shots of Tequila and
Magdalena forgot to kill herself.
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We soon became close friends.
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It is thanks to your sister that
I am here. She saved my life!
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-Jesus saved you, not me!
-Halleluiah!
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Now I believe in God
and the God has task for me.
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We spent nearly
every day together.
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And what does your
congregation live from?
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-From tithes.
-What is it?
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Everybody gives 10 percent
from their salary.
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And there is no tax.
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I felt her like her sister
when I'm with her.
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Do you know how my father
stopped me from smoking?
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He gave me a cigarette,
and shut me in the toilet,
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thinking I would throw up.
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But I liked it and
that really pissed him off.
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What's that... on your hand?
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A watch.
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So this is our daddy.
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-You're listening to us, Your Majesty?
-No. I am feeding Dave.
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You're listening and think
it's a yuk-o-rama, right?
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OK, wash up and sleep-o-rama!
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-I'm going to bed.
-Good night. -Goodbye.
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I've got to go too.
Is the door downstairs open?
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I'll go with you.
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-I'm not a lesbian.
-Yes, you are. Trust me.
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I'm married.
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I'd love to slap your ass.
You'd like it.
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You better go.
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And then I will lick the sores
as the lioness licks its lion.
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You need help.
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Jesus is with you.
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I wouldn't even tie you up.
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OK, good night.
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Good night.
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What's the matter?
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-There was a spider there.
-A spider?
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Don't laugh at me.
I am an arachnophobic.
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It's ok now, don't worry.
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I was naughty...
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What do you want with?
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But the marks will stay.
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Don't worry, Mr. Vohnout
hasn't seen my ass in ages.
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He doesn't want to wear a brace.
243
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,560
You will have spaces
between your teeth Tommy.
244
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,633
And do you know what
the girls will call you?
245
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,230
Your Majesty
doesn't know, does he?
246
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:52,475
They will call you...
They'll call you Bucky!
247
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,873
-But not Tooth Fairy!
-Bucky. I should know!
248
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,317
Your friends
might call you like that,
249
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,790
but me and the girls
called you Tooth Fairy.
250
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,999
-My friend Bastova thought it up.
-No way! You were yelling at me,
251
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,277
-"hairy Tooth Fa".
-Yeah yeah, hairy Tooth Fairy.
252
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,877
Not sucky Bucky!
Hairy Tooth Fairy.
253
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,675
Tommy!
254
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,270
Being pregnant is a gift
and we have to accept it.
255
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,037
We have to be brave to talk about our
good hope, because the belief says...
256
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,875
So that's why you wanted
to jump onto the tracks.
257
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,272
-Leave me alone.
- have to take care of you.
258
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:41,197
-You're mine.
-Fuck you.
259
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,755
-Everything can be sorted out.
-That's right.
260
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,596
-I going to have an abortion.
-What?
261
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,071
Stop talking about him like that!
262
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,471
But I saw him with another guy.
They were on a date in the cafe,
263
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,757
holding each others hand
and he was touching him up!
264
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,991
-Don't lie to me!
-I'm not lying!
265
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,516
Ok, he's a homosexual,
that doesn't matter.
266
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,911
We brought you up to be
broad-minded, didn't we?
267
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:16,359
They're all the same to us.
Be quiet now!
268
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,720
And don't talk about it
in front of your father.
269
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,470
Good evening,
can I talk to Thomas?
270
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,509
Good evening Madona.
Wait a minute.
271
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,672
Thomas?
272
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,951
Tommy...
273
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,600
The girls are nearly
living in our house!
274
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,833
So what? It was the same
when I was his age.
275
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,470
Of course, a full house of girls.
276
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,952
Tssss... I was dating
a different girl every day.
277
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,672
-Do you know what my nickname was?
-Of course I do. Tooth Fairy!
278
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,197
There is no reason to talk
to you about me.
279
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,115
-Can I go out?
-Sure, Your Majesty. -Thanks.
280
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,278
My husband is cheating on me.
He's got a lover
281
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,316
and I don't know what to do.
282
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,679
He wants to get divorced and break
the promise we made before God.
283
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,560
The devil is trying to split us up.
284
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:53,713
But I won't betray Jesus
and will love him forever!
285
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,390
Oh shit!
286
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,035
I really don't mind
if you stay until tomorrow.
287
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,474
But I do. Bye.
288
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,196
-I will help you.
-Yep.
289
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,390
Will you divorce and marry me?
290
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,714
-God love you.
-God love anyone.
291
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,558
It's over.
292
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,193
Go slower.
293
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,356
It's over? What's over?
294
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,514
We are over.
295
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,151
That's stupid.
296
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,319
God forgive us.
It's about love.
297
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,111
I don't love you anymore.
You are so boring...
298
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,992
-I'll call you.
-Fuck you!
299
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,040
Don't leave me my love.
300
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,472
1 will give you
everything you want.
301
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,155
1 will do anything you wish.
302
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,151
1 will leave my husband and my son
303
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,116
and I will take care of you
and your baby.
304
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,434
I stole all the money
from the church.
305
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,594
We are going to have
a great life together.
306
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,832
Come in.
307
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:28,429
-You should come visit us again.
-I will feel uncomfortable there.
308
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,158
They elected me
head of the congregation.
309
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,592
That's good.
310
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,996
I don't want you to feel
as if you are our enemy.
311
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,634
I'm fine.
312
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:50,758
Jesus loves the lost sheep too.
313
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:11,711
I know. Jesus misses me.
314
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,510
1 still feel guilty.
315
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,239
Come with me.
316
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,957
Let everybody see
how you can forgive?
317
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,194
You're cold.
318
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,075
But it was
the only way to save you.
319
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,197
And what about your baby?
320
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,958
I had an abortion.
321
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,558
Wait for me,
1 will just get dressed.
322
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:05,359
-l have a present for you.
-For me?
323
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,952
Wait...
324
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:18,274
I want you to know I still
like you - this is true love.
325
00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:00,111
Well Your Majesty,
go wash up and then sleep-o-rama.
326
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,112
Iam Mr. Vohnout.
And this is my family.
327
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,511
There is no reason
to talk about them.
328
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,595
Son is still watching outta window
and my wife is mad about a God.
329
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:17,076
Very good.
They both think I'm an idiot.
330
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:22,518
I was with Mr. Contact
at KFOR in Bosnia 10 years ago.
331
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,594
He saved my life once. He never
talked about it after then.
332
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,680
He knew, I would do the same.
333
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,998
Ill. BORN INTO SHIT
334
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,151
You still hold to the word
you give someone,
335
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:15,635
you still believe in a honour,
in friendship and morality.
336
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,038
But how many people like you
still live in this world?
337
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,715
There is only a few left
338
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,990
and that's why
we have to clean this world up.
339
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:33,954
Each day take a syringe
with medicine
340
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,753
and poke it the world's vein.
341
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,879
Otherwise this world
and us are going to die.
342
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,559
He talks to me like that
constantly every month.
343
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,158
He has to do it. He's my
manager. He gets the jobs -
344
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,030
guarantees enough work and
communicates with our clients.
345
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,397
They don't know me
and I don't know them.
346
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,552
It's better that way.
347
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,630
Can you check it out, please?
348
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,156
They stole your car again?
349
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,030
-Do you want a history?
-No.
350
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,513
It's near to this cottage.
Is that all?
351
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:53,239
How's your wife?
And children?
352
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,756
-A dog?
-Died.
353
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,390
-Born into...
-shit.
354
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,800
Here is the main entrance,
side entrance leading to garage.
355
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,839
This is your place, this is mine.
356
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,713
And a silencer?
357
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,956
Don't throw it away in the forest!
358
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,198
Greenpeace.
359
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,030
-Born into...
-shit.
360
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,358
Stop biting, you bitch.
361
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,310
1 will not repeat it.
362
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,956
Do you know, how my father
learnt me not to smoke?
363
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,118
He gave me a cigarette,
close me on the toilet
364
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,636
and thought I'll be sick from it.
365
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,951
But I liked it and
my father was angry to me.
366
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,317
What is it on your hand?
367
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,553
Watches.
368
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,431
So this is our daddy.
369
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,392
-What did she tell you?
-Who? -Guess who? Madona.
370
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,358
-l don't remember.
-Don't lie.
371
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,194
Mr. Contact never told me
who the pregnant woman was,
372
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,989
but I felt it would be trouble.
373
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,834
-She likes you too.
-Idiot.
374
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,913
Bye.
375
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,800
The poor unhappy ones,
don't understand the poet
376
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,750
whose hair hangs in her eyes
like a thousand strings
377
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,559
but still sees far.
378
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,073
And when the air
blows her tresses aside
379
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,550
she sees even farther.
380
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,440
They beat her on the head,
envy her this sight,
381
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,876
themselves being blind.
382
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:39,553
She feels the blows and often
leaves for that distant place.
383
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,439
Where someone perhaps comes
holds out his hand
384
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:50,037
and loses himself in her eyes...
and sometimes understands.
385
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,153
A story - we can hardly talk about
a story - it is a patchwork
386
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,074
of adolescence imagination
about a world of grown ups,
387
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,119
cheap sexual symbols
and valueless provocation.
388
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,876
There is a bonus -
389
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,194
violence on every page
but it was bad targeting.
390
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:25,310
I would rather recommend to kill the
author than some of the characters.
391
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,276
I liked your book...
392
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,957
Give me a cigarette.
393
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,510
Take a look at steak pages.
394
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:03,038
-They want it into the colon.
-I'm not from fuckin' Balkan.
395
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,870
And there is more
at specialities.
396
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,837
-What is it?
-A story you wrote.
397
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,395
-l am good writer.
-Yes, you are.
398
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,432
-Born into...
-shit.
399
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:50,831
It is an interesting story.
Are you a homosexual?
400
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,231
A little bit.
401
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:59,631
-The strong, silent, loner type.
-Maybe.
402
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:07,753
I like it.
I like it a lot.
403
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,356
-Sugar?
-Yes.
404
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,998
Splash.
405
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,838
I am sorry.
406
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:25,000
-Do you want some wine?
-Only this time.
407
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:30,196
- can't help myself, nothing works.
-And what about me?
408
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:38,758
I have a very good
bottle at home.
409
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:47,670
But it is a little bit harder.
With a worm.
410
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,153
-What's wrong?
-My father is a faggot.
411
00:55:56,040 --> 00:56:01,353
C'mon.
I'm a faggot and so are you.
412
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,152
-Yes, we are faggots.
-The biggest faggots!
413
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,552
I'm the cutest gay in town!
Shout it out.
414
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,951
-That will help you.
-No worries.
415
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:15,114
He's gay too. Where are you
taking me, you faggot?
416
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,314
Worm or not, honey?
417
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:39,160
-Take your clothes off.
-You're such a wild man!
418
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,993
You too, you too.
419
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,556
What is it?
420
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,750
The bathroom is next door.
421
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:17,915
Blindfold your eyes
and stay on your belly.
422
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,310
Well ok, ok...
423
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,432
Sure, ok.
424
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:44,355
-l can't wait!
-It's gonna be soon, hon.
425
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,471
Oh my god...
426
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,874
You tom-cat, you're good writer.
427
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:23,235
-It's clean.
-Sure it's clean. Outta the way!
428
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,950
-0k, ok.
-Good boy.
429
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,552
So, it was the reason you
wanted to jump under the train?!
430
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,475
-You exercising your wrist?!
-I am pumping up my ball.
431
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,311
Close the door and piss off,
you fag-o-rama!
432
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,109
Sure, ok.
433
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:10,798
My old friend from the Army moved
into the same apartment block.
434
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:19,194
-Hello. -Good evening.
-It's Mr. Hrana.
435
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,592
Mr. Hrana was in the same group
where I was in Bosnia.
436
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,390
-He's gonna live with us.
-Don't you mind, do you?
437
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,758
Christmas was coming...
438
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,196
-What do you want?
-Two murders, honey.
439
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:41,469
My wife had problems at church, so
me and Mr. Hrana went for a drink.
440
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,712
-Born into...
-shit.
441
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,709
Troubles are on their way.
442
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,274
-What do you want?
-I want the same as this beast.
443
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:26,710
-A murder?
-Well I want a murder.
444
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,395
And once more for him.
445
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,514
She wants you, Vohnout.
446
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:42,240
-Be careful. Let her go.
-Don't worry.
447
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,159
Wanna dance?
448
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:40,798
-Your ass is like a ducks' ass.
-Don't want to disturb you.
449
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,071
Do you like a pregnant woman?
450
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,436
You could loose your baby.
451
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,351
Well, that's right.
452
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,753
Look...
453
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,352
Perhaps an old passage from
the book of books really holds,
454
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:17,878
that what a person loses for love, is
returned to him a hundred times over.
455
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,520
Understand?
Like though you're giving,
456
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:26,196
but you get much more
from the other person. Understand.
457
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,557
Oh my god,
this knife is wonderful.
458
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,911
Will you give it to me?
459
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,393
Maybe I will write some
poetry about you, my honey.
460
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,597
-Where is he?
-I don't know.
461
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,389
I said I don't know him.
462
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:30,074
It was fingers at first, then
a knee... Guess what will be next.
463
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:45,230
I am a retired colonel,
my number is 1938, 1948, 1968.
464
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:20,034
Now I know what it means
to fear life.
465
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:26,029
And in my hand I hold a page,
where is written: you're dust.
466
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,070
Do you know
I am the best in my class?
467
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:34,916
-And what do you study?
-Literary academy.
468
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:38,153
-And guess why I am the best.
-Probably talent.
469
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:42,475
Your right. It's talent too.
But the main reason is:
470
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,395
-I am the only one in my class.
-How come?
471
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,360
My husband didn't allowed me to go
for a weekend party with my friends.
472
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,159
And what?
473
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:55,155
So I blamed him - I dreamed up
this story about being kidnapped
474
01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:01,036
and instead went partying
with my friends for the weekend.
475
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:03,951
And they all died there.
476
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,791
Guess how come?
477
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:13,073
-An epidemic?
-Yep, 9mm bacilis.
478
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,673
So now I am the best
in my class thank you, honey.
479
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:21,473
I don't know
what are you talking about.
480
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,673
It is a rarity to have
one brown eye and one blue eye.
481
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,071
-What do you want from me?
-l want you.
482
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,069
Now, you own me.
483
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:50,069
Honey?
Run, honey run!
484
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:56,550
-Don't move!
-Jesus! You fucker mother!
485
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:00,837
-What are you doing here?
-Shut up!
486
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:04,516
-Your hands, babe!
-Fuck, don't you see I'm pregnant?
487
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,919
Poor you!
You're coming, aren't you?
488
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:16,310
-Leave me alone!
-Shut up! -Idiot!
489
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,599
Is it you Vohnout?
490
01:10:56,040 --> 01:11:00,318
Born into... shit.
491
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:29,152
She reminded me of my ex-wife.
492
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,836
We got divorced. How? She started
to work out on her figure and
493
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:36,676
she was going to the swimming pool
every day. She fuck it up!
494
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,593
We stopped sleep together
495
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:42,914
cause she was stinking of chlorine
and I am allergic to it.
496
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:46,358
Shut up. Otherwise I'll make
you suck your dick.
497
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:48,557
You know girls...
498
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,954
Don't worry baby,
it will not hurt.
499
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:03,397
What are you waiting for.
Shoot me!
500
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,198
Are you a soldier?
501
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,273
Bring the other one.
502
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,398
We'll meet up on the other side.
503
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,912
Fuck your mother.
504
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,549
What are you waiting for?
Let's go.
505
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,470
There was a totally stupid bitch
on the shooting range today.
506
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:54,270
She bought a 50mm Eagle gun.
507
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:01,390
That's ok I said,
but why does she need it?
508
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:06,590
She can't put it in her hand bag!
I don't understand women!
509
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:10,675
They get emancipated and
they lose their discretion!
510
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,196
They even buy a Hummer car!
511
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:20,799
I'm not the jealous type but why
do they need a fucking Hummer?
512
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:25,876
When she tries to park she smashes
up three other cars. Minimally!
513
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:35,991
Then there was this other stupid
bird. She bought a Magnum 44mm gun
514
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:42,714
and wanted me to teach her
how to shoot.
515
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,192
I said to her,
take your hearing protectors off,
516
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,989
because if you are shooting
when you are on the street
517
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,436
you are going to fuck up.
518
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:57,429
She fired one shot
and never come back.
519
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:06,194
Oh shit, the sauce is cold!
And stop stiring the food, man!
520
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:10,876
-Who is this?
-It's Mr. Hranas'.
521
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:15,353
When he is in the shooting gallery
he is going to look like an idiot.
522
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,391
Shit, I really don't know
what to do.
523
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,872
I can't marry her.
And she wants that baby.
524
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,874
Calm down and come with me.
525
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:20,034
I love rabbits with a gas-pistols.
526
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:32,632
Sorry, idiot.
527
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:48,555
-Your references will be bad.
-If we got them all they wont be.
528
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:50,473
-Born into...
-shit.
529
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:51,955
Fuck! He unloaded my gun,
fucking brat.
530
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:57,390
I'll kill him.
531
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:31,909
I hope you know
how to deliver a baby!
532
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:46,395
-Breathe out!
-Fuck you!
533
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,631
Fuck you, get ready!
534
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:09,435
-l can see a head!
-Yeah?
535
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,678
Fuck!
536
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:57,877
Cut the umbilical cord!
537
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,993
Don't you dare give her
a Glasgow kiss.
538
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,957
Do you want a coffee?
539
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,554
I must go home.
540
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:33,440
-l fell in love with Klimes.
-With an idiot?
541
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:38,157
Correct. I only choose idiots.
542
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:47,035
We split up because he got beat up
all the time. He can't fight.
543
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:52,390
-I know, I fought him too.
-See.
544
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:56,079
It was the reason
I started to go out with you.
545
01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:02,357
I loved him so much, I didn't want
him to be hurt by you all the time.
546
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:05,909
I was in love with Karin.
547
01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:09,073
-Not Karin again!
-Not Klimes$ again!
548
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:14,318
My father cut my hair once.
549
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:18,516
And I didn't want her to see me.
550
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:22,549
I looked like an idiot.
551
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:26,790
I wrote to her and told her
552
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,998
that we should split up
for a while.
553
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,669
To let my hair grow back.
554
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:42,918
But she didn't know that
555
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:47,151
-and she started...
-...to go out with Klimes.
556
01:27:58,520 --> 01:28:01,956
-Can I?
-Stop being sentimental.
557
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:03,793
Please...
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