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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ?
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? Ready to race to you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
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? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
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? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
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? It feels so right
it can't be wrong ?
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? Rocking and
rolling all week long ?
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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? Saturday, what a day ?
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? Groovin' all week with you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
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? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
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? These happy days are yours ?
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? And mine, Happy Days! ?
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In this episode of Happy Days,
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there was no trick
photography used.
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All magic feats were done live.
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I think I got mic fright.
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Don't be nervous, Al.
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Being on the radio is fun.
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Just like talking
on the telephone.
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One time when I was in
high school, the teacher...
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Just relax.
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Five... four... three...
two... one, we're on the air!
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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Milwaukee.
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This is George Fenneman,
your roving reporter,
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and right now we
are broadcasting live
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from the home of Howard
and Marion Cunningham.
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Welcome to our lovely home.
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Would you like to see upstairs?
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Marion, this is not
"Person to Person".
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Then why did I wear the fez?
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Howard Cunningham
and Al Delveccio
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are co-chairmen of
the Leopard Lodge's
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annual Sunnyside Orphanage
Fundraising Dinner Show
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being held tomorrow
night at the Pfister Hotel.
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Um, Mr. Cunningham,
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uh, could you tell us
about the upcoming events?
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No, that's-that's Delveccio.
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Oh, all right, Mr. Delveccio,
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could you tell us
about the event?
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M-M-Mr. Delveccio?
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Well, it seems the cat's
got Mr. Delveccio's tongue.
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Um, Mr. Howard, would
you, uh... You are Howard?
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- Yes.
- Would you... You are co-chairman?
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- Yes.
- Would you like to tell us?
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Yes, I'm co-chairman.
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Delveccio handles entertainment.
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- I handle magic.
- Oh.
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Well, uh, all right.
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It's gonna be a very
exciting evening, George.
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We're gonna start off
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with a-a sumptuous dinner,
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and then we're gonna have
a spectacular magic show
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featuring the
Incredible Crostini,
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and-and he's going
to attempt to do
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a-a terrific, terrific
suspenseful trick.
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It's the famous milk can escape.
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Yeah, and-and here to
extend a special invitation
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to our audience are
Louie and Louise,
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our little poster children
from the orphanage.
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I like magic, and I'd love you
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to come watch the show with me.
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Me, too. Magic's neat.
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I'm Louie.
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Aren't they darling?
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Oh, they're just charming.
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Louie and Louise. Um...
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It's going to be a
fun-filled evening, folks.
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Uh, that's Mr. Delveccio,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Rosa Colletti,
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if you're out there, listen.
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All is forgiven.
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- Al!
- This is Al.
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I'm talking...
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Good morning, everybody.
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More company!
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Isn't this nice?
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This is our friend
Arthur Fonzarelli.
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How nice.
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Hey out there in Radio Land.
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Arthur Fonzarelli here.
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Listen, benefit,
Saturday night, $15,
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Cheap.
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Be there. Whoa.
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I sounded pretty good, huh?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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maybe we better go back
to-to Howard Cunningham.
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There's more?
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Joanie, look at this.
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We've been replaced.
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What?
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Oh, we're still on the air.
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We heard you on the car radio.
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? Venus, goddess of
love that you are... ?
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Two giraffes meet
on the street...
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Ralph!
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We are talking about orphans.
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Good. Two orphans
meet on the street.
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First one says,
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"The bad thing about
having an eight-foot neck..."
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Forget jokes. ?
Surely the things ?
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- ? I ask won't be too... ?
- Let me do the punch line.
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I have to finish the song.
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- Wait a minute.
- Shh!
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Whoa!
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Well, I think we're off the air.
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Thank goodness.
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Hello.
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Oh. Oh, my. That's terrible.
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Yes, yes, we understand.
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Thank you for calling, bye-bye.
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- Oh, Howard.
- Hm?
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The Great Crostini
is in the hospital.
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He was injured.
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He had an accident doing
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his milk can escape,
and he almost drowned.
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Drowned!
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Well, that's not
in our contract!
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Dear, I'm sure it
wasn't intentional.
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Yeah, but he's the only one
who can do the milk can escape.
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Oh, now I'm ruined.
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And the Leopard Lodge
is gonna blame me for this,
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and they're gonna demote
me to fez checker again.
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Hey, hey, hey, no problem,
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no fez checker for you, either.
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Well, Fonz, it sounds
sort of like a problem.
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Oh, now, we're gonna
have to cancel the dinner.
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No cancelling nothing.
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You're forgetting
the kids, right?
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Hey, kids, what's that loot
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gonna be used for?
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Well, we got a leaky roof.
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- Yeah.
- And everyone was gonna get new beds.
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Yeah.
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And our Alvin and the
Chipmunk record wore out.
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Alvin and the Chipmunk record.
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Now that is the topper.
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Yeah, the show must go on.
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The show must go on.
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But how?
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Our star is in the hospital.
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Hey, the Amazing Randi.
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That's great!
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Hey, who is the Amazing Randi?
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- Who is the Amazing Randi?
- Yeah.
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Only the-the-the escape
artist par excellence,
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the primo magician in the world.
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You hear that, Dad?
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He knows the escape
artist par excellence
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primo magician
in the whole world!
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Is he any good?
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What about the milk can escape?
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Milk can is his middle name.
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Well, all right. I'll make a
few calls, and we'll look into it.
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No, you better get him
now. He's hot, gone.
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All right, we-we'll
sign him up right away.
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I'll call him.
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Richard, make him
sign this contract.
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- All right.
- All right.
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I'm gonna get Ralph and Potsie.
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We're gonna go to Chicago,
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and we're gonna meet
this man face to face.
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This is just like an
Andy Hardy movie.
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Dig this.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Fonz.
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Blackstone Hotel.
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Michigan Avenue. Room 1403.
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Thanks.
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Dig this.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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- I need money for the train.
- Here you are.
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You know, they can't fool me.
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They may call
this the 14th floor,
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but I know it's really the 13th.
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Oh, door's open.
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Magic door.
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Oh, hello?
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Mr. Amazing?
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Uh, Randi, hello?
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He's not here.
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Let's play.
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And look-look at
all this stuff, guys.
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Hey, a magic hat!
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Oh, Potsie, don't
touch that stuff, okay?
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Come on, Pots, let's see
you pull a rabbit out of it.
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I can't; it's empty.
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I thought it was empty.
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What the heck? How do we...
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You got to put that back.
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All taken care of.
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Hey, I wonder what
he does with this thing.
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- I saw this once.
- Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, I was buying
a rubber nose.
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Yeah, sure.
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All it did, it collapses
and disappears.
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Watch. Oh!
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Just what the room
needed, a little color.
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You guys are making me nervous.
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Ah, come on, Rich. This
place is like a fun house.
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- Well, yeah, but...
- Look at this.
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I bet it makes you disappear.
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- Hey, get in.
- All right.
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Am I still here?
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- No, it didn't work.
- Oh.
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Okay, I'm gonna lock you up.
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No, I'm not sure you
should do that, Pots.
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Let's give it a try.
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Come on, get over here, Rich.
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Well, uh, it says push here.
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Well, then push.
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Well, all right.
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Here we go, Malph.
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Oh, come on, guys. You broke me.
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Somebody fix this.
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I haven't got the
stomach for it.
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I've still got it.
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- Even in three pieces, huh?
- You do.
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- Now let's get you out of there.
- All right.
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Watch your hand there.
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All right.
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Hurry up. Get him out.
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Hurry up.
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Wait till the Amazing
Randi gets here.
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All right.
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Oh, welcome back, hips.
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Hey, guys, guys, look.
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Oh, Pots!
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Look.
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The Amazing Randi comes in here
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and sees us playing
around with his stuff,
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he's not gonna
sign the contract.
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- Eh.
- Get rid of this stuff.
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- How?
- Well, I don't know.
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Let's throw it out the
window or something.
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- Just until he signs.
- All right, all right,
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- I'll get the curtains.
- It keeps coming.
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Well, help me with it, Ralph.
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What do you think I'm doing?
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Oh!
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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I'm the Amazing Randi.
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Oh, yeah? Got
any identification?
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- Potsie!
- Uh...
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Hello, Mr. Amazing. I'm,
uh, I'm Richie Cunningham.
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I... This is, this is something.
260
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Uh, sir, why are you
hanging upside down
261
00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:10,012
in a strait jacket 14 stories
over Michigan Avenue?
262
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,210
- It's 2:00.
- Ah.
263
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,843
You see, I do this for practice.
264
00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,751
It keeps me in shape.
265
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,517
Oh, well, uh, see,
266
00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,286
I'm the guy that Arthur
Fonzarelli spoke to you about.
267
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,171
Oh, yes. You're the young
man with the orphans.
268
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,596
Uh, I'd be very happy
to do that benefit for you.
269
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,256
Hey, that's great!
Well, uh, listen,
270
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,310
I've got a contract, but I
guess you can't sign it now
271
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,412
so I'll leave it on the desk.
272
00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,631
Oh, no need, no need.
273
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:34,866
I have a pen right here.
274
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,000
Well, all right.
275
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,406
Uh, sign right there.
276
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,707
That's amazing!
277
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,782
He's got a pen that
writes upside down.
278
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,442
Well, thanks a lot, Mr. Amazing.
279
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,848
- Okay.
- Yeah, see you.
280
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,682
Yeah. Hang in there.
281
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,226
? Stars appear and
the shadow is a-fallin' ?
282
00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,357
? I can hear my
heart a-callin' ?
283
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,834
? A little bit of lovin'
makes everything all right ?
284
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,098
? And I'm goin' to
see my baby tonight ?
285
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,799
? All my love,
all of my kissin' ?
286
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,843
? You don't know what
you been a-missin' ?
287
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,104
? Oh, boy ?
288
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,765
- ? Oh, boy ?
- ? When you're with me ?
289
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,075
- ? Oh, boy ?
- ? Oh, boy ?
290
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,581
? You got the
world to see that ?
291
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:20,619
? You were meant for me ?
292
00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,085
? Oh, boy. ?
293
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,324
Aren't they wonderful?
294
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,437
Al, we're doing great, huh?
295
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,163
Yeah, terrific.
296
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,705
- It's terrible.
- Huh?
297
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,240
Rich, help me.
298
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,638
Everything's going wrong.
299
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,616
- Oh, it's gonna be fine, Al.
- Oh, sure. Fine.
300
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,890
You know, I put in an order for
coffee and drinks for everyone.
301
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:48,973
Well, where are they?
302
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,674
- Isn't that it on the tray?
- Where?
303
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,217
Well, all right,
they snuck it in.
304
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,014
Okay, what's next
on the clipboard?
305
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,865
All right, all right, uh, Dad has
a few announcements to make.
306
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,133
He's got a few
announcements to make.
307
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,434
And then he's gonna
introduce the magician.
308
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,269
Okay, all right, where's
your Dad? Where is he?
309
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,893
You know, he's
co-chairman too, you know.
310
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,657
He's on stage making
a few announcements.
311
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,076
Good. That's where he should be.
312
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,929
All right, now
where's the magician?
313
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,261
Where is the magician?
314
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,778
- Right there, Al.
- Here-here-here's the magician.
315
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,447
All right, all right,
you all ready to go on?
316
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,982
- Okay? Good.
- Yeah, of course, I'm ready.
317
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,838
Uh, Joanie.
318
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,443
I'm not going on in
front of all those people.
319
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,046
I look like a bike reflector.
320
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,820
Joanie, the audience
is filled with hunks.
321
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,880
Ready when you are, A.R.
322
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,543
All right, all right.
323
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,746
Look, I got to go fix up
all your props for you.
324
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,518
Okay now. Joanie, you look cute.
325
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,355
All right, Mr. Amazing,
place is packed.
326
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,759
At $15 a head, go
out there and kill them.
327
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,896
Yeah.
328
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,031
I'm ready.
329
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,366
- I'll get some water.
- Oh, good.
330
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,130
Nerves. Happens
every performance.
331
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,981
That's all right. Potsie's
getting you some water there.
332
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,550
- Here we go.
- Oh, thank you, thank you.
333
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,634
Sure.
334
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,279
N-Not water.
335
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,907
Huh?
336
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,917
This is straight vodka!
337
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,112
What?
338
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,254
That's impossible.
339
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,449
I don't drink.
340
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,649
Rich! Rich!
341
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,123
Mr. Amazing!
342
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,557
All right, fellas.
343
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,694
We're running late.
344
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:09,972
I mean, your dad is out there
345
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,294
telling a bunch of corny jokes.
346
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,024
Now, who's next on the schedule?
347
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,729
How...
348
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,804
dry...
349
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,999
I am...
350
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,110
He sings, too?
351
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,112
A kangaroo goes into a bar
and asks for a scotch and soda.
352
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,443
And the bartender
says, "That'll be $7.50."
353
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,211
And the bartender says,
354
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,514
"You know, we don't get
too many kangaroos in here."
355
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,590
- Howard!
- And he...
356
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,659
Marion, I'm right in
the middle of a joke.
357
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,103
Oh, everybody knows
that joke, Howard.
358
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,127
Oh?
359
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,275
And then the kangaroo says,
360
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,456
"Well, at these
prices, it's no wonder."
361
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,126
What do you want, Marion?
362
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,261
Huh?
363
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,642
Uh, uh, look, folks,
364
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,216
why don't you just
take a few minutes
365
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,678
and finish your tapioca
pudding, and I'll be right back.
366
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,682
What's happening here?
367
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,786
Well, uh, the, uh,
Amazing Randi,
368
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,046
uh, thirsty, and nervous,
369
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:11,055
and so Potsie, not water, vodka.
370
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,625
Blotto.
371
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,524
You gave him a glass of vodka?
372
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,925
Yeah.
373
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,531
Dad, you can't do it!
374
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,997
- Why not?
- There's no time.
375
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,897
Right. There's no time.
376
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,298
If he can't perform,
377
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,381
they're going to start
screaming for their money back.
378
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,085
All right, Dad, now
listen, we can't panic.
379
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,074
It's true, we're in
quite a bit of trouble.
380
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,303
But we just got to, just
got to try to sober him up.
381
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,469
Okay, so could you stall?
382
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,343
And how do you
propose I stall, huh?
383
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,692
Two giraffes meet
on the street...
384
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,093
? Venus, goddess of
love that you are... ?
385
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,313
That's not a stall,
that's a dead stop.
386
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,853
You could tell your war stories.
387
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,012
They take forever, Dad.
388
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,091
Yeah, I could do that.
389
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,954
- Mr. C...
- Oh, no, Howard.
390
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,474
Well, all right, all right.
391
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,073
Let's try and get him
up and walk him around.
392
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,241
Mom, would you get
some coffee, please?
393
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,200
All right, certainly.
Uh, cream and sugar?
394
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,358
Black, Mom, black.
395
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,525
Let's go.
396
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,160
Okay. How you doing?
397
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,001
I just came in to
wish Randi, uh...
398
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,472
Oh, it's amazing.
399
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,968
I'm all dressed up and
nowhere to disappear.
400
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,273
Well, you're young, dear.
401
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,857
You'll get used to
the disappointment.
402
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,349
All right, don't
fret, everybody.
403
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,645
All you got to do is
find another magician.
404
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,845
Fonz, where are we gonna
find another magician?
405
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,046
Oh.
406
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,487
Well, here ya got a red scarf,
407
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,819
see, like, like that?
408
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,224
- Oh.
- Oh.
409
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,854
That's wonderful.
410
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,021
Wonderful.
411
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,690
Isn't that wonderful?
412
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,074
You thought that was wonderful?
413
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,103
- Hey.
- Oh!
414
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,229
For you.
415
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,306
We want the milk can!
We want the milk can!
416
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,439
We want the milk can!
417
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,812
Please.
418
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,079
Please, folks, let me
have your attention.
419
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,314
Here is what you
have been waiting for.
420
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,186
A man whose actions
speak louder than words,
421
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,988
the Fantastic Fonzie.
422
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,970
All right, you lucky devils.
423
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,594
I need my able assistant,
424
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,298
my most beautiful shortcake.
425
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,681
The bowl, madam.
426
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,377
All right, now, I'll
tell you something.
427
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,921
She loves me.
428
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,547
She loves me not.
429
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,683
Ladies and gentlemen,
430
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,819
she loves me.
431
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,056
And because I love her,
432
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,965
I need her to have a
whole bouquet herself.
433
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,102
You know...
434
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,764
Where are they?
435
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:39,964
There they are!
436
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,941
Coming up is a doozy.
437
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,073
It's gonna put a
snap in your trunks.
438
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,517
The disappearing box.
439
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,953
May I have my
assistants, please?
440
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,526
I'm gonna get in this box here.
441
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,358
You'll notice that everything's
the same right here.
442
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,863
I'm going to disappear.
443
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,057
Whoa.
444
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,759
Spin me!
445
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,101
All right, here we go.
446
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,806
Two ostriches
meet on the street...
447
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,933
No humor, Ralph, this is magic.
448
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,886
You brought me
back a little soon.
449
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,325
All right, this next trick,
450
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,294
this next trick is fabulous.
451
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,796
It's called the floating woman.
452
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,126
I need a volunteer.
453
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,564
Pick me, pick me!
454
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,431
I think I got a live wire.
455
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,902
A loud round of
applause for Mrs. C.
456
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,530
Don't overdo it, Marion!
457
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,444
All right, now,
Mrs. C., listen up.
458
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,742
When I snap my fingers,
459
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,944
you're gonna go
into a deep sleep.
460
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,486
I'm ready when you are, Arthur.
461
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,301
All right, my assistants please.
462
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,948
Not now, Mrs. C.
463
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,763
All right, I want
you to concentrate.
464
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,390
Watch my fingers.
465
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,730
Watch them, watch them,
466
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,429
and you're out like a light.
467
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,742
All right, gentlemen.
468
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,150
Gentlemen, the chairs.
469
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,332
Gentlemen, the board.
470
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,643
My Hula-Hoop.
471
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,007
Shortcake.
472
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,138
Thank you.
473
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,926
We want danger!
474
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,466
Give us the milk can escape.
475
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,094
Please, please, can't you
see I'm in a trance here?
476
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,442
Hasn't he sobered up yet?
477
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,841
I did every trick I know in
the book and I also did...
478
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,641
I promised them
the milk can escape.
479
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,825
He's not sober yet, Fonz,
and we have tried everything.
480
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,976
They're just not gonna leave
481
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,642
until they see the
milk can escape.
482
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,996
Well, I'm afraid
we're just gonna
483
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,230
have to give them
their money back.
484
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,654
Oh, Mr. C...
485
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,621
Hi, show's going great.
486
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,159
Oh, yes it is, but, uh,
487
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,229
well, I'm afraid
the Amazing Randi
488
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,626
isn't feeling so well.
489
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,162
And no one else can
do the milk can escape,
490
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,963
you see, because
it's very dangerous.
491
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,196
What about Fonzie?
492
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,669
He can do anything.
493
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,706
Yeah, that's-that's
true, that's very true,
494
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,366
but in this particular case,
495
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,138
uh, you know, people drown.
496
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,179
Please, Fonz,
you've got to do it.
497
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,994
No, uh, kids, I don't
think you understand.
498
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,793
There are only three
people in the whole world
499
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,718
that can do this, uh,
escape trick, you know?
500
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,151
One of them is dead,
501
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,518
one of them is in the hospital
and one of them is, uh...
502
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,359
Smashed out of his gourd.
503
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,292
Correctamundo.
504
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,330
The orphanage needs the money.
505
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,488
Please, Fonz?
506
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,464
You can do it.
507
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,194
Fonzie, you can't do it.
508
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,328
Arthur, this is too dangerous.
509
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,873
The milk can escape can only
be done by a trained magician.
510
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,476
Or you, Fonz.
511
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,976
You can do it, Fonz.
512
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,103
- Please?
- Would you?
513
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,548
All right, look,
514
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,585
just prepare the
milk can, you know.
515
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,914
Yay!
516
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,023
Hey, hey, look, Mr. C.
517
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,317
I mean, you only live once.
518
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,518
I mean, it's just
a trick, ain't it?
519
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,128
Mm-hmm.
520
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,821
But do you know how to do it?
521
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,693
I was hoping you could tell me.
522
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,025
He can't.
523
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,637
No.
524
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,602
We want the milk can!
525
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,640
We want the milk can!
526
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:12,108
Ladies and gentlemen, may
I have your attention, please?
527
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,543
You are about to witness
528
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,444
one of the most unusual,
529
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,175
the most breathtaking
530
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,946
and dangerous
deeds ever attempted.
531
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,716
The famous milk can escape.
532
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,327
Well, it's about time.
533
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,492
There gentlemen are
preparing the milk can.
534
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,229
Boy, I'd hate to be the
cow that had to fill this.
535
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,601
Put him in it!
536
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,710
Hurry up, Pots,
they're getting hostile.
537
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,005
Okay, that does it!
538
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,038
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
539
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,345
the man who will be
performing this extraordinary feat
540
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,454
of daring do, the one,
541
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,920
the only, king of escape,
542
00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,891
the Fantastic Fonzie!
543
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,904
Fonzie, it's not too late to
change your mind, you know.
544
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,805
Hey, I know what
I'm doing, Mr. C.
545
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,206
I know.
546
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:22,110
And I want to tell you all
that this can is solid steel.
547
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:26,015
It is the exact can
that Houdini used
548
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,747
that I'm gonna use.
549
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,726
Whoa.
550
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,858
Uh-oh.
551
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:52,871
Get the locks!
552
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,241
- Get it down.
- Are they down?
553
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,871
I got this one.
554
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,215
And this one's a little stuck.
555
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,775
All right, locked back here.
556
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,329
- Okay.
- Okay, bring in the curtain.
557
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,185
- Curtain down.
- Bring curtain down.
558
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,086
15 seconds!
559
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,022
Incidentally, ladies
and gentlemen,
560
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,287
the locks used here
were supplied and certified
561
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,897
to be authentic by
Cunningham Hardware.
562
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,556
25 seconds!
563
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,259
Ladies and gentlemen,
you are privileged
564
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,599
to be the only
audience in the history
565
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:18,965
of the state of Wisconsin
566
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,370
to see Houdini's
magic milk can escape.
567
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,636
This is something you're
going to be able to tell
568
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,575
- your grandchildren.
- 35 seconds.
569
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:27,907
What's happening?
570
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,407
Fonzie's doing the
milk can escape.
571
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,725
He's been in there
over 40 seconds!
572
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:31,749
Oh, Howard.
573
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,097
40 seconds! Get
him out of there.
574
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,018
He'll drown!
575
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,247
Who's got the keys?
576
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:37,583
Ralph's got them.
577
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,927
I've got the ax.
578
00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:15,053
Hey, gang, George Fenneman said
579
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,628
he's gonna review
our show tonight.
580
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:17,855
Just a few minutes.
581
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:18,862
Hey.
582
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,091
I got great news.
583
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,843
It looks like we're gonna
clear over $12,000.
584
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,130
All right.
585
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,135
What a fabamundo night.
586
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,671
I'll bet I could
get a lot of hunks
587
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,467
with that milk can escape trick.
588
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,768
I think I'll try it.
589
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,810
Hunks? Hunks?
590
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,037
What are you, crazy?
591
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:34,818
Hey, let me tell you
something, shortcake.
592
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,145
I've been in that can, you know?
593
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:38,751
I mean, you could
die in there or worse!
594
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,813
Oh, Amazing, how
are you feeling?
595
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,049
My first hangover.
596
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,249
Thanks to Potsie.
597
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:47,392
You're welcome.
598
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,552
Oh, that music
is driving me nuts.
599
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:50,993
You mind if I get rid of it?
600
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,564
No, wait a minute.
601
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:55,058
I brought it down so we could
hear George Fenneman's review.
602
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,466
- Oh, Al.
- Come on.
603
00:23:56,602 --> 00:24:00,004
He told me he was gonna
mention my name on the radio.
604
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,179
Look, if Rosa Colletti is
listening, she'll hear me.
605
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,641
What should I do
with this thing now?
606
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,643
Oh, well.
607
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,771
Oh!
608
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,485
That's really amazing.
609
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,901
Sure. Sure, it's not your radio.
610
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:19,184
Oh, Al, I'm sorry.
611
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,017
- Fonzie.
- Yeah.
612
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,185
Thanks a lot.
613
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,329
You really saved the day.
614
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,990
Are you kidding? Whoa.
615
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,673
? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
616
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,370
? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
617
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,947
? It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ?
618
00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,483
? Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ?
619
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:48,143
? These days are ours ?
620
00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,847
- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
621
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,482
? These days are ours ?
622
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,821
- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
623
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,590
? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
624
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:02,566
? These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ?
625
00:25:03,305 --> 00:26:03,220
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