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(Bill Haley and the Comets) ? One,
two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock
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? Five, six, seven
o'clock, eight o'clock rock
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? Nine, ten, eleven
o'clock, twelve o'clock rock
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? We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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? Put your glad
rags on, join me, hon
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? We'll have some fun
when the clock strikes one
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? We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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? We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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? We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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? When the clock
strikes two, three, and four
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? If the band slows
down, we'll yell for more
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? We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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? We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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? We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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(guitar solo)
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? When the chimes
ring five, six, and seven
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? We'll be right
in seventh heaven
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? We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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? We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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? We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight
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? When the clock strikes
twelve we'll cool off then
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? Start a-rockin'
'round the clock again
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? We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight
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? We're gonna rock,
rock, rock till broad daylight
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? We're gonna rock, gonna
rock around the clock tonight ?
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(Potsie) You're puttin' me
on. You went to a strip joint?
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(Ralph) Would I lie?
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You saw real strippers?!
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What do you think I saw
there? A marching band?
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So there I was, sitting
at Eddie's Pink Palace,
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just sipping a little brew
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and waiting for
the Bubbles McCall
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to come out onstage
and take it all off.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Hey, uh, no cleats inside, huh?
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Then, all of a sudden,
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the band starts
playing "Night Train,"
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and she comes out wearing
this real slinky cocktail dress,
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spike heels,
and listen to this -
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long white gloves.
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And then she
takes it all off, right?
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No, stupid. This
chick has class.
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First, she does the dance.
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What kind of dance?
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Well, it was nothing you've seen
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on Arthur Murray's Dance Party.
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Anyway, she peels
off the gloves, right?
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And then she reaches
around with one hand
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and unzips her dress real slow -
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Telephone call for
Richie Cunningham.
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Hey, Richie, phone.
It's your mother.
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Tell her I'll call back.
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Look, I got Glutton's Delight
melting all over my hand.
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I don't have time to be no
personal message service.
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So, anyway... Mom,
can I call you back?
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Well, all right, but
could you talk fast?
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I'm sitting there. She starts...
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Loaf of rye bread... and T.P.
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T.P.?
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Mom, you can say toilet
paper over the phone.
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Listen, Mom, I gotta get going.
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Ralph Malph's telling
us about... biology.
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Right. I won't
forget, Mom. See ya.
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And then she ran
behind the curtain.
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Oh, wow! Too much!
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I had to lift four car bumpers
and take a cold shower.
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Wish I was there.
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How'd you get
in? That's terrific!
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Too much!
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Potsie, what happened?
What did Bubbles do?
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You'd never believe it.
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Sure, I would. Try me!
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What wouldn't I
believe? What did he say?
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Ralph Malph said you
gotta see it to believe it.
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What are you doing
tomorrow night?
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We can't get in
there. You gotta be 18.
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We just get fake IDs
and we're in like Flynn.
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Come on, where are
we gonna get two IDs?
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Do we or do we not have
a friend named Fonzie?
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Well, sure. Where are you going?
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To set it with Fonz.
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Look, I'll be over
tonight before dinner.
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We're never gonna pull it off.
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Trust me. I'm worldly.
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How can you be worldly if
you have to fake being 18?
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You wanna be worldly?
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You should work in that kitchen.
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You wanna talk to me
about something, Richard?
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Oh, no. No, Dad.
I'm just sitting.
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You look like you're
waiting for someone.
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Oh, no. No, I'm not waiting.
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OK.
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Mom wants you
to open this for me.
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Oh, sure.
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Who you waiting for, Richie?
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I'm not waiting.
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He's just sitting.
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You wanna try my Hula-Hoop, Dad?
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Oh, Joanie, adults don't
play with Hula-Hoops.
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Aunt Bessie did.
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Oh, yeah. She Hula-Hooped
right out the front door,
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and nobody saw
her for four days.
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Did you get it open, dear?
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Not yet.
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(doorbell rings)
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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I'll get it.
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Hi, Mr. Cunningham.
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Potsie.
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Fonzie.
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(Richie) Oh, hey,
what a surprise!
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I didn't know you guys
were coming over tonight.
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Upstairs.
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His name is Pockets.
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Quiet little guy.
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Well...
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I guess we'll, uh,
go on upstairs now.
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Mmm.
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Yeah. See ya later.
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Now, what kind of a mother
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would name her child Pockets?
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Kangaroo?
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Marion, I can't
get this thing open.
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Well, you must have
loosened it for me.
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All right, ready?
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Oh, yeah.
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(whistles) Oh, wow!
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(Potsie) Where'd he
get a coat like that?
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(Fonzie) It's a hand-me-down.
His brother gave it to him
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just before they
sent him to Sing Sing.
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Chair... Oh.
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Two sets of IDs, right?
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Yeah. Right.
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Two sets of IDs. What is this?
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He wants you to see his forgery
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of Eisenhower's signature.
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Oh! That's very nice,
Pockets. Very nice.
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They think it's
very nice, Pockets.
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See, I told you Fonzie
would solve our problems.
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Are these things
gonna look real?
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Yeah, will we get
our money's worth?
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Hey, what's the matter?!
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You hurt his feelings.
He's professional.
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Oh, listen, I-I'm sorry.
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Tell him I'm sorry.
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They say they're sorry, Pockets.
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Whew!
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All right. Now, he needs
to know your weight.
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145.
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145. Eyes... Blue.
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Actually, they're kind of gray.
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I thought they were green.
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Well, how 'bout if he just
writes down "tutti frutti"?
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They're blue.
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Thank you. Blue.
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All right, your height? 5'10".
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Oh, come on. I'm 5'9".
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So, I'm taller... You are not...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!
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5'10".
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5'10".
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How old?
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22.
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I guess you better put 18.
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18.
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All right, this one's finished.
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Hey, it's me!
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Hey, the ink ain't dry yet.
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Oh.
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All right, let's get to
work on the next one.
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I thought you boys might
enjoy some milk and cookies.
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Oh, thanks, Mom, but,
uh, we're not very hungry,
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and besides, the cookies
might spoil my dinner.
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Why, what is Pockets doing?
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Oh, he's, uh, uh, trying
to get rid of the hiccups.
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Yeah, yeah, he's got a
bad case of the hiccups.
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Hiccups!
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(hiccups)
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See?
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Well, I'll just put
this over here.
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Dinner will be
in a little while.
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OK. Thanks for the cookies, Mom.
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Oh, that was close.
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All right, let's
get back to work.
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Boo!
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There. Did that cure
Pockets' hiccups?
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Yeah, Mrs. C. I'm
sure that got rid of them.
189
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Well, good. That remedy
always worked for Richard.
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Thanks, Mom.
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I'm sorry. She's
gone for good now.
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What, are you leaving?!
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Well, that's it.
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A lady that goes "Boo,"
milk and cookies...
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I mean, the atmosphere
just ain't right.
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Well, I'm sorry, but
what about my ID Card?
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Can't carry the world
on my shoulders.
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Sorry.
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Oh, yeah, sure. Here you go.
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See ya.
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So long.
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Bye.
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Don't worry, Rich.
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I'll try and figure
out something.
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It wouldn't be the
same without you.
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You mean you really
wouldn't go without me?
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I'd still go. It just
wouldn't be the same.
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Ahchoo!
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Oh, Howard.
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Maybe you should cancel
that meeting with Fred Hingle.
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Marion, for the business
that Fred Hingle gives me,
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I can suffer through a little
case of the sniffles. Ahchoo!
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That is the loudest case
of sniffles I ever heard.
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None for me, thanks. I gotta go.
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00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,829
Why is it this family
can't sit together
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00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,131
for five minutes
after dinner and talk?
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00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:08,167
I'd love to, Dad,
but I really gotta run.
218
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,620
You've been running ever
since you started college.
219
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,656
You leave the dorm long
enough to wolf down a free meal
220
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,625
or else get your mother
to do your laundry.
221
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,926
Dad, I gotta practice.
222
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,262
I'm changing my free throw
from underhand to overhand.
223
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,131
Looks better for the fans.
224
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:25,334
Oh, well, then you're
excused, Chuck.
225
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:28,643
I certainly wouldn't
wanna disappoint your fans.
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00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,876
Good night, Chuck.
Good night, Dad.
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00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,312
Well, Richie, what's new, huh?
228
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,036
Could I be excused?
I gotta talk to Chuck.
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00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,655
So, Joanie, what's new, huh?
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00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:49,292
Paula Pratt gets a quarter
more allowance than me.
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00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:53,228
Well, maybe her father's
a quarter richer than me.
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Oh, Daddy.
233
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,696
So what's new, Howard?
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00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,579
Got it!
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00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,214
Ah, hey. Nice shot.
236
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,638
Yeah. Chuck?
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00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,454
I don't know whether to go
for the points or the applause.
238
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,855
Yeah.
239
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,991
Uh, Chuck! I need
to ask you a favor.
240
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,594
Shoot.
241
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,197
Could you loan
me your draft card?
242
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,383
What do you want it for?
243
00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:33,036
Well... Goin' to a bar?
244
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,038
Oh, no, nothin' like that.
245
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,256
Strip joint?
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00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,058
Something like that.
247
00:11:39,082 --> 00:11:42,261
I'd lend it to you... You would?
248
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,830
Except I already lent
it to Bobby Gazarri.
249
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,566
Hey, look, I gotta go.
250
00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:48,033
Say-hey, Potsie.
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00:11:48,057 --> 00:11:49,268
Hey.
252
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,670
How'd it go? You get his ID?
253
00:11:51,694 --> 00:11:53,072
No, I struck out.
254
00:11:53,096 --> 00:11:56,075
I wouldn't worry
about it if I were you.
255
00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:57,276
Why not?
256
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,934
'Cause, uh, I hit a home run.
257
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,550
Oh, ho-ho! Where'd you get it?
258
00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:05,951
Never mind where.
259
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,854
The important thing
is, we're gonna be
260
00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:09,755
at Eddie's Pink
Palace tomorrow night
261
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:11,908
to watch Bubbles
McCall take it all off!
262
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:15,878
"Joe Kil-vin-ski"?
263
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,613
It doesn't matter
what name's on it.
264
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,366
Oh, hey, this is terrific!
265
00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:24,504
"Hair... red, weight...
135, eyes... blue,
266
00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:26,872
age... 25?"
267
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:28,107
Yeah.
268
00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:30,776
Oh, Potsie, I can't pass for 25.
269
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,278
Sure you can.
270
00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:34,947
You wear a bow
tie and look serious.
271
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:38,384
They'll believe! See ya later.
272
00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:40,953
25?
273
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,106
25 what, dear?
274
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:47,343
Oh, 25... years. 25 years
275
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,513
that you and dad have
been happily married.
276
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,700
Your father and I have
only been married 21 years.
277
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:58,042
But it's nice of you
to try to keep track.
278
00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:18,090
(Richie) Potsie, they're
never gonna believe I'm 25.
279
00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:21,527
I heard they beat up a guy
once who tried to sneak in.
280
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,029
All they'll do is
tear up your ID.
281
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,632
Joe Kilvinski will beat you up.
282
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:29,068
Maybe we should
wait for a better night...
283
00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:30,536
Maybe New Year's Eve.
284
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,970
I was only kidding.
285
00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:35,062
Besides, too late... we're here.
286
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,318
And away we go!
287
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,838
Oh, hey, that was
easier than I thought.
288
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,540
We're in!
289
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,742
I hate to disappoint
you, but that's in.
290
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,877
We're still out.
291
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:59,670
You ain't 18, and
these are fake IDs.
292
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,519
Oh, this isn't gonna work.
293
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,055
Hey, boss, there's a phone
call for you in the office.
294
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,624
Should I take over for a minute?
295
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,193
Yeah. Maury, watch it. Some
kids tried to give me fake IDs.
296
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,184
Hey, don't worry, boss.
297
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,569
Welcome to Eddie's.
Enjoy the show.
298
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,055
You mean I can just go on in?
299
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,673
Sure.
300
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,876
Unless you're a
weirdo or something.
301
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,846
Oh, no! No, no, ask anybody.
302
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:36,185
Hey, Kilvinski... Joe,
you forgot your ID.
303
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,387
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
304
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,789
Hey, wait a minute!
305
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,958
Huh?!
306
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,893
Let me see this!
307
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,294
Oh, yeah.
308
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,412
You sure you're 18?
309
00:14:47,436 --> 00:14:50,682
Oh, s-sure. I've been
18 for a long time.
310
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:52,034
When were you born? Quick!
311
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,969
Uh, '38?
312
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,128
I guess that's pretty close.
313
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,444
Enjoy the show.
314
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,335
(? "Sweet Georgia Brown" plays)
315
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,326
Now, that's what I call a woman.
316
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,183
Yeah. Whew!
317
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,889
Potsie, those girls
over there smiled at me.
318
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,524
Well, don't smile back.
319
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,759
Why not?
320
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,394
Because they're bee girls.
321
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,763
If you offer to buy 'em a drink,
322
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:57,054
they'll order champagne
cocktails at $5 a pop!
323
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,505
What'll ya have?
324
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,873
Oh, uh, I'm not very thirsty.
325
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,443
I didn't ask if you was thirsty.
326
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,546
I asked, "What'll ya have?"
There's a two-drink minimum.
327
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,682
Oh, uh, beer?
328
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,249
Yeah.
329
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,351
Beer.
330
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,874
Beer.
331
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,829
She looks kinda bored to me.
332
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:27,830
Who cares?
333
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,699
Is that Bubbles McCall?
334
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,267
Are you kidding?
335
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,352
Bubbles will make her look like
Howdy Doody. This is just a prelim.
336
00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:36,755
Well, she's not taking much off.
337
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:38,423
Don't you know anything?
338
00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:40,726
They don't let her take it off.
339
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,029
They save it up for
Bubbles. She does it all.
340
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,553
Here we go.
341
00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:55,663
Hey, Bobbsey twins, your beer!
342
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:01,035
No pennies, please.
343
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,025
She juggles pretty well.
344
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:14,426
So what?
345
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,695
We can see that every
Sunday night on Ed Sullivan.
346
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:20,933
(applause)
347
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,601
When's Bubbles coming out?
348
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,302
She should be next.
349
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:25,754
(man sneezes)
350
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,873
Potsie, did you hear that?
351
00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:29,141
What?
352
00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,911
That sneeze. It
sounded familiar.
353
00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:33,111
What sneeze?
354
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,563
(man sneezes)
355
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,198
That sneeze.
356
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,767
(sneezes)
357
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,903
Potsie, my father's here.
358
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,371
Your dad?!
359
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,741
Turn your chair
around or something.
360
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:50,095
Now let's bring out Bubbles
and have her do her stuff!
361
00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:51,196
Come on!
362
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:56,401
(strip music plays)
363
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:59,004
We gotta get out of here
before my father sees us.
364
00:17:59,028 --> 00:18:01,640
Are you kidding? And miss
seeing Bubbles do her stuff?
365
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,108
What if he sees us?
366
00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:05,193
Then we'll die with
a smile on our face.
367
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,368
Look, we got this far,
we can't chicken out now.
368
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,691
(applause and whistling)
369
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,967
(whistling)
370
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,918
Here it comes. This is
where she takes it all off.
371
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,980
(applause and whistling)
372
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,515
OK, that's the show,
ladies and gents.
373
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:36,418
Turn off the bubble machine.
374
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,086
How come they
turned on the lights?
375
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,888
She didn't take it all off yet.
376
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,623
Let's get out of here, Potsie.
377
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,692
Ralph Malph said
she took it all off.
378
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,060
Potsie, let's beat it.
379
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,997
What's America coming to
when strippers don't strip?
380
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,098
Potsie, this is our big chance.
381
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,351
My father went to the
men's room or something.
382
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,020
Come on. OK, OK.
383
00:19:55,044 --> 00:19:56,554
What a drag...
384
00:19:56,578 --> 00:19:59,947
You can't even get away
from your parents at a strip joint!
385
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:09,100
Oh, brother, that was close.
386
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:12,671
Oh... What's the matter?
387
00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:15,373
You wanted to
beat it, didn't you?
388
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:18,043
Potsie, my father was
in a striptease joint.
389
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:20,863
I never thought he'd
do something like that.
390
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,699
We did something like that.
391
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,552
But this is different.
He's my father.
392
00:20:27,576 --> 00:20:29,254
Yeah.
393
00:20:29,278 --> 00:20:31,077
Come on.
394
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:40,666
(Man on TV) And now
we return to the conclusion
395
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:42,601
of tonight's late show.
396
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,069
Oh, hi, Dad.
397
00:20:45,093 --> 00:20:47,227
Oh, hi, Richard.
398
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:50,926
Good night.
399
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:54,145
Have a good time?
400
00:20:54,169 --> 00:21:00,157
Oh, you know... nothing special.
401
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,462
What did you do tonight?
402
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:15,251
Oh, I had a business meeting.
You know, nothing special.
403
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,253
Oh.
404
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,256
Well, I guess I
better hit the hay.
405
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,292
Richard?
406
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,826
Yes, Dad?
407
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,696
You forgot your souvenir.
408
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,186
Souvenir?
409
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:37,273
You were the
center of attention.
410
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,630
Oh.
411
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,345
Now, would you mind telling me
412
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,903
just how you got
into that place?
413
00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:53,005
Well, I sorta used
a, uh, a fake ID.
414
00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:54,806
Well, in that case,
415
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:57,876
you're sorta
grounded for a week.
416
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,467
And let me have that ID.
417
00:22:05,474 --> 00:22:07,619
"Joe Kilvinski," huh?
418
00:22:07,643 --> 00:22:09,354
If he were here,
419
00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:12,758
I'd ground him for a week, too.
420
00:22:12,782 --> 00:22:15,694
Dad, does mom
know you were there?
421
00:22:15,718 --> 00:22:19,898
Yes, Richard, I told her.
It was a business meeting.
422
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:23,635
Every time this Fred
Hingle comes into town,
423
00:22:23,659 --> 00:22:26,371
he drags me down to that place.
424
00:22:26,395 --> 00:22:30,709
And the better the stripper,
the more nails I sell him.
425
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,945
Richard, I tell your
mother everything.
426
00:22:32,969 --> 00:22:34,713
She understands.
427
00:22:34,737 --> 00:22:37,049
Then she knows I was there, too.
428
00:22:37,073 --> 00:22:40,452
No. That she
wouldn't understand.
429
00:22:40,476 --> 00:22:41,987
Oh. Thank you.
430
00:22:42,011 --> 00:22:45,390
Well, you had to
see for yourself
431
00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:47,826
what you weren't missing.
432
00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:51,897
Yeah. Yeah, Bubbles
McCall wasn't exactly
433
00:22:51,921 --> 00:22:54,566
what Ralph Malph
built her up to be.
434
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:58,570
I think that Ralph
Malph and Fred Hingle
435
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:01,506
would get along just great.
436
00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:02,874
Come on.
437
00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:07,512
Let's go to bed.
It's getting late.
438
00:23:07,536 --> 00:23:10,056
You know, I feel
a cold coming on.
439
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:14,353
(drum roll and music intro)
440
00:23:14,377 --> 00:23:15,354
Oh, wait.
441
00:23:15,378 --> 00:23:21,326
(woman) ? God bless America
442
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:27,954
? My home sweet home ?
443
00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:45,383
? Standin' on the corner,
watchin' all the girls go by ?
444
00:23:45,407 --> 00:23:48,219
Man, that week you were grounded
must've seemed like a month.
445
00:23:48,243 --> 00:23:49,921
The only time I spent
that long at home
446
00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:51,590
was when I had the mumps.
447
00:23:51,614 --> 00:23:54,058
It wasn't that bad. I
watched a lot of wrestling.
448
00:23:54,082 --> 00:23:57,629
You guys went down to
Eddie's Pink Palace, didn't you?
449
00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:58,864
Yeah. Yeah.
450
00:23:58,888 --> 00:24:00,599
How was it? Well, actually...
451
00:24:00,623 --> 00:24:02,667
It was terrific! They
had all these girls,
452
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,519
and there was this
one, Bubbles McCall...
453
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,655
She's the one I
heard took it all off.
454
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,140
"Took it all off"?
455
00:24:08,164 --> 00:24:10,259
You gotta see it to believe it.
456
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:13,962
Yeah? Maybe I ought
to check that place out.
457
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,363
Thanks.
458
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,165
Anytime. So long.
459
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,768
Why did you tell him that?
460
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,436
I don't know.
461
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,472
'Cause bull makes
the world go 'round.
462
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:24,473
What?
463
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,907
That's why you said it...
464
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:28,026
'cause bull makes
the world go 'round.
465
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,895
You know, Fonz, you really
got a way of sayin' things.
466
00:24:30,919 --> 00:24:33,282
Yeah, that was very profound.
467
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,819
You know, you're right.
468
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,821
Where you goin'?
469
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:41,045
I think I'm gonna write
it on the bathroom wall.
470
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,897
? This day is ours
? Won't you be mine?
471
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,538
? These happy
days ? Happy days ?
472
00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:03,244
? Hello, sunshine goodbye, rain
473
00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,747
? She's wearin' my
school ring on her chain
474
00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:08,383
? She's my steady, I'm her man
475
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:11,386
? I'm gonna love her all I can
476
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:14,990
? This day is ours
? Won't you be mine?
477
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,727
? These happy days
? This day is ours
478
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,362
? Oh, please be
mine ? Oh, happy days
479
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:23,386
? Happy days ?
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00:25:24,305 --> 00:26:24,575
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