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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,000 I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,000 LIKE RINGING A BELL FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING I GOT A PORN SHOOT 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 I GOTTA GET GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:27,000 HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:50,000 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> WE MUST BE, UH--WOW. 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 HOLY CRAP, WE'RE HIGH. 12 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,000 LOOK. WHAT IS THAT DOWN THERE? 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 >> [SQUEAK] >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 THINKING. 15 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:03,000 THERE'S NOTHING DOWN THERE BUT WHERE WE LIVE, EXCEPT FOR OVER 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 THERE. 17 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL CITY. 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:12,000 [BEEPING] [BEEPING STOPS] 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:26,000 [BEEPING] ALL RIGHT, I THINK WE GOT HER. 20 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 LET'S GIVE HER A CRANK. 21 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:36,000 [ENGINE REVVING] PERFECT. 22 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 WHERE'S SHE GOING? 23 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 >> I DON'T KNOW. 24 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 TO SAVE MOUSE, I GUESS? 25 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 HOW WOULD I KNOW? 26 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR PERSONAL COMPUTER? 27 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:47,000 >> HAND ME THAT TOWEL. 28 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 WHY? 29 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:54,000 YOU'RE BECOMING BLACK NOW--THE BAD BLACK SHARK, REMEMBER? 30 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 >> HAND ME THAT TOWEL, PLEASE, SO I CAN SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR 31 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 MOUTH AND DOWN INTO YOUR GUTS? 32 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 >> WHOO. 33 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 I'M SCARED. 34 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:10,000 [PIANO PLAYING] >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, SPIDER, 35 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 BUT, HEY, LISTEN, MAN, LET'S PUT AN END TO ALL THIS, MAN. 36 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 WHY DON'T YOU UNTIE ME, MAN, OK? 37 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 I'LL BE COOL. 38 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 JUST HAND ME THAT GUITAR. 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 I AIN'T GONNA ACT UP OR NOTHING, AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT 40 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 FOR ON A TUNE. 41 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 THERE YOU GO. 42 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 43 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 OH, THIS IS NICE. 44 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 GOOD SPIDER. 45 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:34,000 >> MY BLOOD HAS TURNED TO BOOZE, AND I WANT MY FACE TO 46 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 TURN TO BOOZE. 47 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 HA HA HA! 48 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,000 OH, IF MY BLOOD COULD DRINK MY FACE, WE'D BE ALL RIGHT. 49 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 >> MY TOE, I'M GONNA GET TOE. 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 >> OH, HERE'S A GOOD IDEA. 51 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 LET'S FIND SOME GUNS AND PLAY WITH THEM. 52 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 >> DAMN STRAIGHT. 53 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 GIVE ME A GUN. 54 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I'LL GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK. 55 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 >> NICE. 56 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 >> I DON'T CARE HOW MANY LITTLE CHITTERLINGS YOU HAD. 57 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:03,000 [TOY MACHINE-GUN FIRE] >> OK, HERE'S IT. 58 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 YOU GIVE ME A GUN, AND THEN I'LL SAY, "GIVE ME THE GUNS." 59 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,000 HA HA HA! 60 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 WHERE'S MY HAT? 61 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 JOE, BE HONEST WITH ME. 62 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 IS MY HAT ON MY HEAD? 63 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 >> I DON'T DRESS YOUR ASS IN THE MORNING. 64 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 SHUT THE FREAK UP. 65 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 >> COOL. 66 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 ALL RIGHT, SO FIRST, AHEM, WE GET THE LIQUOR. 67 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:29,000 THEN IT'LL BE LIKE, "GIVE ME YOUR HANDS." 68 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 >> HEY, REALLY GREAT TO BE HERE TONIGHT. 69 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 IT'S REALLY GREAT TO BE HERE TONIGHT. 70 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 I JUST WANT TO THANK THE WHOLE CROWD FOR COMING TO SEE ME, 71 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 COMING TO SEE ME. 72 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 HA HA! 73 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 BECAUSE YOU'RE EYEBALLS. 74 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 THANK YOU. 75 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 SO, WHAT'S UP WITH THIS TOWN, HUH? 76 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 IT'S LIKE IT'S MADE OF CARDBOARD OR SOMETHING. 77 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 HA HA HA! 78 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000 >> HE'S FUN-EYE. 79 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 >> HE IS FUN-EYE. 80 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 >> THANK YOU. 81 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 THANK YOU, SERIOUSLY. 82 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,000 SO I WENT TO GET A BAGEL AT THE HAT STORE, AND THE HAT SAID, 83 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 "HEY, GO GET ME A BAGEL." 84 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:09,000 THE HAT SAID IT. 85 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 YOU PEOPLE ARE WILD. 86 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 AND WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 87 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,000 >> WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING? 88 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:14,000 WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?NG? 89 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 90 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 91 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING? 92 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 >> WE'RE PARKING. 93 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 >> OH, I GET IT NOW. 94 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:19,000 I GET IT NOW. 95 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 >> I GET IT NOW. 96 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 >> I GET IT NOW. 97 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 >> I GET IT NOW. 98 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 >> SKILLET, YOU ARE NOW DR. SKILLET. 99 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 FIX HER HEAD. 100 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 NO, NO, NO. 101 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 FIX IT, LIKE TERMINATOR. 102 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 >> THIS ONE HERE IS LOW AND SLOW. 103 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 ♪ NOW, GUNS ARE FUN AND YOU'D BETTER RUN 104 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:42,000 WHEN YOU SEE ME COMING 'CAUSE THIS A-K 105 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:52,000 WILL MAKE MY DAY WHEN I START A-HUNTIN' 106 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:58,000 WILL MAKE MY DAY WHEN I START A-HUNTIN' 107 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 NOW, WHEN MY SWEET BOAR IT STARTS TO ROAR 108 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:05,000 YOU OUGHT TO SEE THEM SCATTER JUST IN CASE MY AGENT K WON'T 109 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 PUT AN END TO THE MATTER NOW IT AIN'T NO LIE 110 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:11,000 MANY MEN HAVE DIED AND, MISTER, I AIN'T BRAGGIN' 111 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 SO WATCH YOUR MOUTH AND MIND YOURSELF 112 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:25,000 OR I'LL SKIN THIS HERE SMOKE WAGON 113 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 [BEEP] [BEEP] 114 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 GOL DARN IT! 115 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 MAN, THERE WERE A THOUSAND GUNS DOWN IN THERE. 116 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 117 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:42,000 SPIDER BOY, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO... 118 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 AND THAT'S TO FIRE UP THE CORN DROID. 119 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:51,000 OH, UH, YOU'RE NOT THE CORN DROID. 120 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 THIS IS ONE BAD [BEEP]. 121 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,000 NOW, SEE, A SKELETON IS AN ARRAY OF FUTURE WEAPONRY WHICH 122 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:04,000 IS SURROUNDED BY MEAT... 123 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 THAT WAS MECHANICALLY SEPARATED AND FINELY COATED IN A TEFLON 124 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:15,000 BATTER AND DEEP-FRIED. 125 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,000 AND HE HAS ONLY ONE MISSION, AND THAT'S TO WIPE THIS 126 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:34,000 FREAKIN' PLACE OUT ON MY COMMAND. 127 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 128 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:43,000 YOU WITH ME? 129 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:48,000 >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, BUT THERE'S THIS THING CALLED A 130 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 CLUTCH. 131 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 IT'S DOWN THERE. 132 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,000 >> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS, AND I'M PRESSING IT WITH MY FIN, 133 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:02,000 BUT I EASILY COULD PRESS IT WITH YOUR FACE. 134 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 THERE WE GO. 135 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 SEE? 136 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I'M ON THIS. 137 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 >> WOW. 138 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE IMPRESSED. 139 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:18,000 YOU MUST BE A SCIENTIST. 140 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 >> I HAVE A FEELING SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO YOU 141 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:28,000 AND EVERYONE ELSE, BUT MAINLY YOU. 142 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 >> WE'LL TALK TO THE CLOCK ABOUT THAT. 143 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 >> I'LL TALK TO HIM. 144 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 YOU STAY IN THE CAR. 145 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:40,000 >> YES, I WILL BECAUSE I WANT TO STAY IN THE CAR. 146 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 IT WAS MY IDEA. 147 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 I THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE YOU SAID IT. 148 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 >> YEAH, EVERYBODY CARES WHAT YOU SAY, AS LONG AS YOU SAY IT 149 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:53,000 LAST, WHICH YOU ALWAYS BARELY DO. 150 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 THAT'S REALLY APPEALING. 151 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,000 >> YES, IT SURE IS, ALWAYS. 152 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:06,000 ALWAYS AND ALWAYS. 153 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:13,000 >> WHOOPS. 154 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 NOW I'LL HAVE THE LAST WORDS, WON'T I? 155 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 YES, I WILL. 156 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:29,000 I'M HAVING THEM RIGHT NOW. 157 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:34,000 I'M HAVING THEM RIGHT NOW. 158 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 AND THEN I'LL BE THE GUY EVERYONE SAYS, "HEY, THERE'S 159 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,000 THE GUY." 160 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,000 HEY, WHAT-- >> SLOW AND PATHETIC. 161 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I'M OUTWALKING YOUR CAR, DUMB ASS. 162 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 >> YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-- >> SHIP. GET IT? 163 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 SHIP. 164 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 THERE ARE 3 SHIPS, NOT TWO. 165 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,000 HEY, HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR MY FRIENDS? 166 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:03,000 >> EYE NEVER DRINK. 167 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,000 >> EYE NEVER DRINK EITHER. 168 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 >> SO THIS GUY--A GUY WALKS INTO HIS HOUSE. 169 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 WIFE SAYS, "HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 170 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 I BOUGHT YOU THIS BOWTIE." 171 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 AND THE GUY GOES, "NOT ANOTHER TIE." 172 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 HE SERIOUSLY SAID THAT TO HER. 173 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:32,000 HEY, WHO'S HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE SCREAMING LETTER? 174 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:43,000 HEY, WHO'S HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE SCREAMING LETTER? 175 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 >> THIS IS EVERY BIT OF CLOTHING I'VE EVER OWNED IN MY 176 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 LIFE. 177 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 >> [SCREECH] >> SOMEBODY WRAPPED THEM UP. 178 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 >> [SCREECH] >> WHAT? 179 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 OH, SHE IS? 180 00:09:53,000 --> 00:10:08,000 [GUN COCKS] [MACHINE-GUN FIRE] 181 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 YOU ROUTED HER TRIGGER MOUTH TO THOSE TRIGGERS. 182 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 >> FIND A FIRE THAT WILL COOK 183 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 SOME MEAT, AND THEN FIND THE MEAT TO COOK ON IT, AND THEN 184 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,000 WE'LL HOLE UP HERE FOR A WHILE. 185 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,000 [CLINK] >> AND WHEN HE SAID, "CAN I 186 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 GIVE YOU A HAND?" HE REALLY MEANT, "CAN I GIVE 187 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 YOU A HAND--THIS HAND." 188 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 [CHUCKLES] HEY, Y'ALL KEEP DRINKING AND 189 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:43,000 LAUGHING, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE. 190 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 THEY'RE NOT BUYING IT. 191 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,000 >> [BABBLING] >> NO. HERE'S A BETTER IDEA. 192 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 SUCK IT. 193 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:55,000 >> [BABBLING] >> SOMEONE SOUNDS MAD BACK 194 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 THERE. 195 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 >> YES, SOMEONE DOES. 196 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:07,000 >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 197 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 13737

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