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My new book, The Hidden Reality,
takes on a grand question:
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Is our universe the only universe?
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You see, there's a growing belief
among scientists like me...
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...that ours may only be one
among many universes...
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...populating a gigantic cosmos.
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In The Hidden Reality,
I explore possibility...
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...without presuming any knowledge
of mathematics or physics...
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...on the part of the reader.
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Hysterical.
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I'm glad you talked me into this.
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We work so hard, sometimes it's nice
to goof off and do something silly.
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Agreed.
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Wait till you hear how he dumbs down
Werner Heisenberg for the crowd.
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You may actually believe
you're in a comedy club.
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You can think about Heisenberg's
uncertainty principle...
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...much like the special order menu
that you find in Chinese restaurants...
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...where you have dishes in column A
and other dishes in column B...
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...and if you order the dish in column A,
you can't order the dish in column B.
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That's sort of like
the uncertainly principle.
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Ba-rum-bum.
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Say, I heard an interesting tidbit
about Howard and Bernadette.
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Really, Amy? Gossip?
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I'm disappointed in you.
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Now, now. Evolutionary biologist
Robin Dunbar has identified gossip...
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...as an aid to social bonding
in large groups.
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Forgive my language, but poppycock.
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What if he's right?
And by not participating in gossip...
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...society breaks down into feral bands
of tattooed motorcycle riders...
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...fighting to the death
over a few cans of tuna fish?
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Fine. In the parlance
of the urban music scene:
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"What's the 411"?
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Bernadette is thinking
about breaking up with Howard.
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I believe our nation's
tuna cans are safe.
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Excuse me. Ahem. Dr. Greene, question?
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Yes?
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You've dedicated your life's work
to educating the general populace...
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...about complex scientific ideas.
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Yes, in part.
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Have you ever considered
trying to do something useful?
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Perhaps reading to the elderly?
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, but not your books.
Something they might enjoy.
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I kid, of course. Big fan.
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- Nice shot.
- Thank you.
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My father taught me archery
as a child.
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It's odd how the activity
brings back the smell of Kmart bourbon.
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- Perfect.
- I know.
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What an elf I would have made.
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- Ooh. What do you think you're doing?
- Shooting a target?
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- With what?
- An arrow.
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Really? I didn't see you draw one
from your quiver.
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I'm not gonna do that, Sheldon.
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Leonard, the people at Nintendo
can only go so far...
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...in helping us re-create
an actual athletic experience.
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We have to do our part too.
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That was uncalled for,
but I'll play along. Ow.
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I had an unusual experience
with Amy last night.
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Really? How could you tell?
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She was attempting
to engage me in gossip.
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- You don't say.
- Yes.
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I think prolonged exposure to Penny has
turned her into a bit of a Gabby Gertie.
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So, what's the gossip?
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Oh, please, I was just pointing it out.
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I have no desire
to engage in the activity.
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Fine, don't tell me.
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All right, get this.
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Bernadette is thinking about
breaking up with Howard.
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Oh, that's too bad.
I wonder what happened.
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Hard to say. I can only speculate...
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...based on data I collected
watching my parents' marriage implode.
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In that case, the woman dives
into religion...
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...while the man dives
into a bottle-blond bartender...
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...who tries to buy my love
with action figures.
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Ooh. Out of arrows.
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(MAKES POPPING SOUND)
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Boy, you sure get your money's worth
out of these games.
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- Priya, can I come in?
PRIYA: Sure.
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Oh, God.
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- What?
- It's okay. You didn't know.
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I'll take care of it.
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What did I do?
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Sheldon doesn't allow flossing
that close to the mirror.
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You're kidding.
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It's a splatter thing.
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There's a piece of tape on the floor
you're supposed to stand behind.
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- That's madness.
- I know.
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Do it.
There's a big inspection coming up...
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...and I don't wanna lose
my TV privileges.
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You really need to let me take a look
at that roommate agreement.
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I don't know.
I get a lawyer, he gets a lawyer.
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It's just easier
to stand behind the tape.
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Oh, by the way, a fellow at work said
I could use his Dodger tickets.
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- Does that sound like fun?
- Yeah. Dodgers are baseball, right?
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You'll need to explain the game
to me.
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It's complicated.
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But as I remember it,
the essentials are:
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Get chosen last, get hit by the ball,
cry, go home.
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Well, regardless, I've got four tickets.
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I was thinking
we bring Bernadette and Howard.
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She's really interesting,
and I bet I can get used to him.
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Well, it might not be a great idea
to invite those two.
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Why not?
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Don't tell anybody I told you,
she might be breaking up with him.
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Oh, too bad.
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I do know one person
for whom that's good news.
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- Really? Who?
- My brother.
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He's got a big crush on Bernadette.
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What?
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You're kidding.
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No. I found poems he wrote about her.
Very disturbing.
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Oh, Bernadette
Please play my clarinet
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- Wow, that's hard to believe.
- Yes.
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And for years,
everyone in my family was convinced...
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...he was the clarinet enthusiast.
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- Hm. What's that piece of tape?
- That one doesn't apply to you. You sit.
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- Hey.
- Hey. How's it going?
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- Hear about Howard and Bernadette?
- I heard. How did you hear about it?
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I heard about it from Sheldon.
He got it from Amy.
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PENNY: Oh, damn it. I told Amy that
in the strictest confidence.
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Boy, some people
are such blabbermouths.
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Well, whatever.
I'm sure Bernadette can do better.
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Do you think a sexually ambivalent
Indian astrophysicist...
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...with mutism and alcohol issues...
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...is better than a hundred-pound
Jewish guy who lives with his mom?
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You are kidding. Raj likes Bernadette?
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I didn't say Raj. Who said Raj?
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Okay, give. How do you know?
Did he tell you?
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- No.
- Well, then who?
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I can't say.
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Priya told you. What a little gossip.
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Not an attractive quality
in a woman, Leonard.
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Not judging, just my opinion.
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The point is, if this got out, it would
destroy Howard and Raj's friendship.
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You don't have to worry. Unlike Amy
and Priya, I know how to keep a secret.
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You told Amy in the first place.
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In confidence.
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Hello, Mummy. Hello, Daddy.
How are you?
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We're very rich in a very poor country.
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So all in all, can't complain.
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So, Priya, how are you enjoying
staying with your brother?
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It's fine. But if I'm going to stay
in Los Angeles much longer...
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...I think I should get my own place.
MRS. KOOTHRAPPALl: Why?
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Is Rajesh not making you
feel comfortable?
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Rajesh, why aren't you
making your sister comfortable?
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I am making her comfortable.
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Besides, she's not sleeping here
half the time anyw...
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(GROANS)
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What? Where are you sleeping, Priya?
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It's a figure of speech, Daddy.
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It means I work late.
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Tell me you're not dating an American.
I knew this would happen.
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Rajesh, are you letting your sister
date that little Howard boy?
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Now, hold on.
If she is dating an American...
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...that's not a bad way to go.
He's Jewish.
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Those chaps are very successful,
and they don't drink a lot.
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It doesn't matter.
Howard has a girlfriend.
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- For now.
- What?
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I'll tell you later.
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Is something going on
with Bernadette?
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- Who's Bernadette?
- Doesn't sound Jewish.
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You can't tell by that.
Winona Ryder is Jewish.
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DR. KOOTHRAPPALI:
Okay, we're getting off the subject.
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I want you to try harder
to make your sister feel welcome.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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Don't worry. Everything I have,
I share with her. Including my friend Le...
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Good night, Mummy.
Good night, Daddy.
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Oh, my God, I think you broke my toe.
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- You should have kept your mouth shut.
- Fair enough.
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Now, what's up with clarinet...
Bernadette?
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I've been thinking
about Dr. Greene's efforts...
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...to make science palatable
for the masses.
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Oh, yeah? What about it?
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That's all.
I've just been thinking about it.
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Now I'm thinking
about fractal equations.
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Now I'm thinking about the origin
of the phrase "train of thought."
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Now I'm thinking about trains.
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Are you listening to this guy?
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Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry.
I was somewhere else.
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Lucky bastard.
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Now, I'm thinking about Jell-O.
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- So, what's up?
- It's a Bernadette thing.
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Oh, no. I hope everything's okay.
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Whatever it is, we're here for you.
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You can tell us anything.
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Yeah. Good or devastating.
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- I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
- Marry you?
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I just need to figure out the right time
to pop the question.
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- Oh, I'd wait.
- No rush, no rush.
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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
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Oh, great.
It's my cousin David about the ring.
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Hey, David, what did you find?
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Sure, half a carat's fine.
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Her freakishly small hands
make anything look big.
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It's one of the reasons I love her.
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Man, he's gonna be blindsided.
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I know. It'll be awful.
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Why are you smiling?
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Yeah, Raj, why?
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Uh... A smile means something different
in my country.
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You know, tears of joy,
smile of sadness.
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India's a goofy place.
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Oh, I'm back to trains.
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Woo-hoo!
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Did I tell you our lab got a grant
to study addiction?
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- No.
- Fascinating work.
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I recently trained a capuchin monkey
to smoke cigarettes.
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Have you learned anything?
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Yes. He looks much cooler
than the non-smoking monkeys.
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It's not much of a contest.
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The other monkeys just sit around
and masturbate.
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If you don't mind, I'd like
to stop listening to you and start talking.
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By all means.
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Howard has announced his intention
to propose marriage to Bernadette.
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I don't understand.
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The original piece of gossip
indicated an impending breakup.
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I know. The group consensus is
that his proposal will be met...
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...with a humiliating,
soul-crushing rejection.
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Everyone was set atwitter.
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Although, oddly, no one tweeted.
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It's not surprising that the story has
captured the attention of our friends.
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- Are you familiar with meme theory?
- I'm familiar with everything, but go on.
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Meme theory suggests that items
of gossip are like living things...
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...that seek to reproduce
using humans as their host.
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I'm no stranger
to memetic epidemiology.
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At Johnson Elementary School...
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...the phrase "Shelly Cooper's
a smelly pooper" spread like wildfire.
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I should think so.
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That's gold.
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Your meme hypothesis
does intrigue me.
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How might we examine this
more closely?
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Do you have any ethical qualms
regarding human experimentation?
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It's one of the few forms of interaction
with people that I don't find repellent.
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We need to fabricate
a tantalizing piece of gossip.
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And a second non-tantalizing piece
to use as a control.
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Track its progress
through our social group...
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...interpret results
through academic prisms...
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...of memetic theory, algebraic gossip
and epidemiology.
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Look at you, getting me to engage
in the social sciences.
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You're a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler.
241
00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:09,252
Oh, hey, Amy. What's up?
242
00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,188
Sheldon and I engaged in intercourse.
243
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:15,523
In other news, I'm thinking of starting an
herb garden. Mum's the word. Gotta go.
244
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,666
Oh, hey, Raj,
what are you doing here?
245
00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:27,508
I just felt like drinking alone
because I'm deep and dark.
246
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:31,177
Uh-huh. So Howard's not here?
247
00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:33,679
No. One of those times
when it's just you and me.
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00:14:33,849 --> 00:14:37,046
Like when we went to the movies
and waited outside the bathroom...
249
00:14:37,219 --> 00:14:40,017
...while Howard threw up
Red Vines and cherry Coke.
250
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,883
- Do you remember that?
- Yeah.
251
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Me too. Good times.
252
00:14:47,997 --> 00:14:49,862
Hey, 16 wants to order appetizers.
253
00:14:50,032 --> 00:14:53,229
- Oh, thanks.
- This was nice.
254
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,066
What are you doing?
Howard's your best friend.
255
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:01,801
That is his girlfriend.
Be ashamed of yourself.
256
00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:06,243
I was when I came in, but it's amazing
what liquor does to guilt.
257
00:15:06,548 --> 00:15:10,507
What you might not know is Bernadette
is planning on breaking up with Howard.
258
00:15:10,686 --> 00:15:13,018
- I know. How do you know?
- My sister told me.
259
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Oh, that gossipy bitch.
260
00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:18,993
- No offense.
- None taken.
261
00:15:19,161 --> 00:15:21,356
You should hear
how she talks about you.
262
00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:26,095
Just because Howard and Bernadette
are having problems...
263
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...does not mean
you should be sniffing around.
264
00:15:28,704 --> 00:15:31,502
What can I do?
I can't stop thinking about her.
265
00:15:31,674 --> 00:15:34,108
All right, try thinking about this.
266
00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:35,903
Sheldon and Amy had sex.
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Shut your ass.
268
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,748
Yeah, it's true. Amy told me.
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How did that even happen?
270
00:15:46,855 --> 00:15:50,382
Did they know that's what they
were doing when they were doing it?
271
00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:52,786
I guess they just figured it out
at some point.
272
00:15:52,961 --> 00:15:57,864
Wow. I can't believe old smelly pooper
finally got laid.
273
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:02,902
- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hope you're hungry.
275
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:08,766
Interesting. A friendly sentiment
in this country...
276
00:16:08,944 --> 00:16:12,038
...cruel taunt in the Sudan.
277
00:16:13,549 --> 00:16:15,710
It's a lesson in context.
278
00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:17,779
Will Amy be joining us for dinner?
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Yes, I believe so.
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Good, good.
281
00:16:20,956 --> 00:16:23,789
Everything okay between you two?
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Yes.
283
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Why do you ask?
284
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No reason. I was just talking to Raj...
285
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:43,142
...and he mentioned
what a lovely glow she has these days.
286
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:46,474
Did he mean
as if she'd been out in the sun...
287
00:16:46,648 --> 00:16:50,948
...tending an herb garden
without wearing a hat or sunblock?
288
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:54,319
No.
289
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,981
That's not what he meant.
290
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,487
Well, we may never know.
291
00:17:00,662 --> 00:17:05,429
As my mother would say,
the Asians are an inscrutable folk.
292
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:10,198
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have work to do.
293
00:17:10,372 --> 00:17:13,933
Yeah, you do. You dog, you.
294
00:17:19,848 --> 00:17:21,543
Did you get that?
295
00:17:21,717 --> 00:17:26,017
Every word. Our false gossip meme
appears to have reached node lambda.
296
00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:28,053
This is moving faster
than we thought.
297
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:30,817
Agreed. Rate of gossip transmission
is proportional...
298
00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:33,484
...to the number of nodes squared.
299
00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:36,789
I must say, Amy, pretending
to have intercourse with you...
300
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:40,128
...is giving me a great deal
of satisfaction.
301
00:17:41,303 --> 00:17:43,703
Slow down, Sheldon.
I'm not quite there yet.
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00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:49,567
- Pass the soy sauce.
HOWARD: Sure.
303
00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:52,646
Bernadette just asked
about my sexual encounter with you.
304
00:17:52,815 --> 00:17:55,750
The meme
has reached full penetration.
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00:17:58,253 --> 00:17:59,743
Pun intended?
306
00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,917
No. Happy accident.
307
00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:06,554
This is remarkable.
308
00:18:06,728 --> 00:18:08,593
Took less than 24 hours.
309
00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:12,131
I should let you know that she asked
for details about our dalliance.
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00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:13,760
Interesting.
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00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:19,169
So it went beyond the mere fact
of coitus to a blow-by-blow, as it were.
312
00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:22,738
Pun intended?
313
00:18:22,911 --> 00:18:25,141
I'm sorry. What pun?
314
00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:29,183
Not important.
315
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:32,511
I described your lovemaking
as aloof, but effective.
316
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,384
I wish you hadn't done that.
317
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:40,858
That's going to make me
a chick magnet, and I'm so busy as it is.
318
00:18:42,297 --> 00:18:46,131
Hey, everybody, I got something
I wanna ask Bernadette...
319
00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:50,067
...and I can't think of a better time
than when I'm with all my friends.
320
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:53,470
Oh, hold on, Howard.
There's lots of better times.
321
00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:56,274
Please, the man is talking.
322
00:18:56,445 --> 00:19:00,313
Let him get it out,
and let the chips fall where they may.
323
00:19:01,984 --> 00:19:03,246
Thank you.
324
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,612
Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...
325
00:19:07,789 --> 00:19:09,689
Oh, God. What's happening?
326
00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:14,922
I know things haven't been perfect
with us, and we've had our problems...
327
00:19:15,097 --> 00:19:17,258
...but I just have to tell you...
328
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:19,764
...from the moment l...
- Howard, stop right here.
329
00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:21,596
This is it.
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00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:25,402
Yes.
331
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,732
Yes, what?
332
00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:29,801
Yes, I will marry you.
333
00:19:29,978 --> 00:19:31,240
- You will?
- You will?
334
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:32,471
I will.
335
00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:36,613
- I will.
- Oh, I love you so much.
336
00:19:36,785 --> 00:19:37,911
Oh, I love you too.
337
00:19:38,086 --> 00:19:39,519
Congratulations.
338
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,120
Oh, it's so exciting.
339
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:43,224
(SOBBING)
340
00:19:45,928 --> 00:19:47,623
I wonder what changed her mind.
341
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:52,825
Perhaps your talk of my sexual prowess
renewed her faith in love.
342
00:19:54,136 --> 00:19:56,730
As good an explanation as any.
343
00:19:57,806 --> 00:19:59,433
That's great.
344
00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:06,347
Oh, hey, Amy.
Bernadette just texted me.
345
00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:07,914
Howard proposed?
346
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,916
Yes. Just stopped by
to let you know I'm getting orthotics.
347
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,681
Also, I'm carrying Sheldon's baby.
Mum's the word.
348
00:20:20,062 --> 00:20:22,496
You're pregnant?!
349
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:28,096
Wow, is there anything on there
about orthotics?
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