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Water Demon.
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Ice Dragon.
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Lesser Warlord of Ka'a.
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Not so fast.
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Infinite Sheldon.
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Infinite Sheldon?
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Yes. Infinite Sheldon defeats
all other cards...
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...and does not violate the rule against
homemade cards. I made it at work.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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You understand why people
don't wanna play with you?
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No.
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Although it's a question
I've been pondering since preschool.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey, your copy of Science magazine
was in my mailbox.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Check it out.
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All about planets this month.
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That's an atom.
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Agree to disagree.
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That's what I love about science:
There's no one right answer.
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- So you and Zack again, huh?
- Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again.
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Were we here earlier?
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- Okay, we should go.
- Not yet.
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I wanna talk science
with the science dudes.
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Oh, and the science dudes
wanna talk science with you.
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What do you wanna talk about?
Rocks? Dinosaurs?
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Our friend the beaver?
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I saw this great thing
on the Discovery Channel.
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Turns out that if you kill a starfish,
it'll just come back to life.
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Was the starfish wearing
boxer shorts?
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Because you might've been watching
Nickelodeon.
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No, I'm almost sure
that it was the Discovery Channel.
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It was a great show. They also said
dolphins might be smarter than people.
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They might be smarter
than some people.
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Well, maybe we can do an experiment
to find out.
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That's easy enough.
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We'd need a large tank of water,
a hoop to jump through...
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...and a bucket of whatever
bite-size treats you find tasty.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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I don't get it.
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A dolphin might.
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Oh, I see.
You guys are inferring that I'm stupid.
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That's not correct.
We were implying it.
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You then inferred it.
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ZACK:
Let's go.
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For a group of guys who claim
they spent most of their lives...
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...being bullied, you can be real jerks.
Shame on all of you.
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What the hell did I do?
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You laughed.
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You think Penny's right?
Were we bullying Zack?
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No. I know bullying.
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He left here unswirlied,
and his ass crack was underpants-free.
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And nobody drew a penis
on his forehead.
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That happened to you?
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First day of Cricket Camp.
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They drew it
so the testicles were my eyes.
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I don't know,
we might owe the guy an apology.
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So go apologize.
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- Why me?
- You started it. We just piled on.
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- What would I even say?
- "Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.
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Have a Milk Dud."
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- A Milk Dud?
- Yeah.
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Milk Duds,
with their self-deprecating name...
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...and remarkably mild flavor...
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...are the most apologetic
of the boxed candies.
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Well, I got a better idea.
We're all responsible. I say we all go.
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Come on, who's with me?
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Free comic books
to anyone who comes with me.
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I might get punched.
You really wanna miss that?
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- Junior Mints are pretty apologetic.
- You're embarrassing yourself.
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Penny.
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- What?
- We came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack.
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What do you want?
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The stuff we were saying before,
we were just kidding around.
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No, you weren't.
You were making fun of me.
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Come on. That's what we do.
We give each other a hard time.
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Hey, Sheldon,
you look like a praying mantis.
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- That's very hurtful.
- See?
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I don't know. Still wasn't very nice.
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Milk Dud?
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Oh, I love Milk Duds.
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Okay, we're cool.
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Junior Mints.
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- You wanna have a beer?
- We're on our way...
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...to the comic-book store, so...
- Leonard's buying.
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Really? I haven't been to a comic-book
store in literally a million years.
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Literally? Literally a million years?
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Don't.
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- You wanna go with them?
- No.
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- Okay, see you later.
- What...? Wait, wait, wait.
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You're ditching me
to go look at comic books?
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- Are you mad at me?
- I'm not happy.
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(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
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Milk Dud?
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Wow, this place is awesome.
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Where do they keep the Archies?
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In the bedrooms of 10-year-old girls,
where they belong.
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You're thinking old-school Archie.
It's much more sophisticated now.
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Like, there's two universes.
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Archie's married to Betty in one
and Veronica in the other.
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- Midge is even breaking up with Moose.
- No.
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About time, right?
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STUART: Hey.
LEONARD: Hey.
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You guys finally chip in
for a bodyguard?
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No. This is Zack.
He's a friend of ours.
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Zack, this is Stuart.
He owns the store.
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Wow, lucky you.
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Yeah. I work 70 hours a week
and average $1.65 an hour.
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Sweet.
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Is that sarcasm?
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No, it's an indictment
of the American education system.
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- The Archies are over here.
- Yippee.
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So are you guys coming
to my New Year's Eve costume party?
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Of course. We're coming
as the Justice League of America.
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Switching it up from last year when we
came as the Justice League of America.
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To that point, it occurs to me
that we might have an opportunity...
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...to finally snare
Best Group Costume...
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...if we shore up our weak link,
which is clearly Leonard as Superman.
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Hey, I got new boots this year.
Guaranteed to add 3 inches.
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That's sad.
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Let's ask ourselves,
is there anyone we know...
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...who would make a more manly
and convincing son of Krypton?
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Than Leonard in high-heeled boots?
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Howard's mother
in high-heeled boots?
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I was thinking specifically
of the gentleman over there...
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...moving his lips as he enjoys
the latest exploits of Betty and Veronica.
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Zack?
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He's the only person we know
with actual muscles.
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You can't replace me with Zack.
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Why not? Penny did it.
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Yeah. She seems happier.
Why wouldn't we be?
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Score. I got an Archie,
Betty and Veronica, and a Jughead.
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All set for my weekend number twos.
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Congratulations.
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Zack, how would you like
to be Superman?
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I don't know.
Sounds like a lot of responsibility.
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Fine, if Zack's gonna be Superman,
I wanna be Green Lantern.
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- But I'm Green Lantern.
- You can be Aquaman.
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RAJESH:
I don't wanna be Aquaman. He sucks.
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He sucks underwater.
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He sucks fish pee.
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Excuse me. I believe Aquaman
uses his telepathic powers...
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...to request the fish do their business
elsewhere.
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- Hey, babe.
- I'm still mad at you.
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You won't be
when you hear the great news.
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- What great news?
- We're going to a costume party...
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...at the comic-book store
on New Year's Eve...
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...and you get to be Wonder Woman.
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Complete with bulletproof bracelets
and Lasso of Truth.
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Invisible Plane sold separately.
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Okay, why me? Why can't your girlfriend
be Wonder Woman?
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Yeah, well, she and her lab team
are under quarantine.
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At the Christmas party, they were doing
Jell-O shots out of Petri dishes...
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...that used to contain yellow fever.
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Okay. Well, what about
your friend Amy?
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Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe
in wearing costumes.
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She isn't the free spirit I am.
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Forget it. I'm not spending my
New Year's Eve at a comic-book store...
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...wearing a Wonder Woman costume.
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(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
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He says he'll wear it
if you'll be Aquaman.
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What are you doing?
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We're going to be late.
I'm pacing nervously.
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- You're jogging.
- This is how the Flash paces.
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- Just chill out, Sheldon.
- I'm not Sheldon, I'm the Flash.
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And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon
to scream in frustration.
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I'm back.
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(IN LOW VOICE)
I'm Batman.
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I hardly think so.
The real Caped Crusader...
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...calls his crime-fighting cohorts
when he's running late.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I had to walk.
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I couldn't get Raj
on the back of my scooter.
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I've said this before and I'll say it again:
Aquaman sucks.
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ZACK:
Look up in the sky.
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It's a bird. It's a plane!
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I forget the rest.
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All right, let's get this thing over with.
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I'm sorry, but in what universe
is Wonder Woman blond?
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Relax. No one's gonna be
looking at her hair.
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Ow!
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I mean:
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(IN LOW VOICE)
Ow.
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Costume came with a black wig.
Where is it?
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- I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid.
- We're trying to win a contest.
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- Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig.
- Penny, there's no I in "Justice League."
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- Well, actually...
- Don't. He's making our case.
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Okay, babe, you're kind of embarrassing
me in front of my friends.
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Okay, you know what?
I changed my mind. I'm not going.
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Looks like someone else
is gonna have to be Wonder Woman.
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- Babe, open up.
PENNY: I'm not talking to you.
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Then who are you talking to?
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Babe?
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I'm the Flash.
I just knocked 30,000 times.
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- Okay, what do you want, Sheldon?
- I understand why you're upset.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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You're afraid that costume
makes you look fat.
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No. Wha...? Does it?
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Don't worry.
Wonder Woman was an Amazon.
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And Amazons
tend to be very beefy gals.
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Goodbye, Sheldon.
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But they're not blond,
so put on your wig.
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Hello?
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Stupid Aquaman.
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If it makes you feel better,
when I was dating Penny...
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...she used to flip out on me
all the time.
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Whoa, you dated Penny?
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She didn't tell you?
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She told me she dated a guy
named Leonard.
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Who would've thought it was you?
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Who else would it be?
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I don't know, somebody bigger and...
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Yeah, sure. Why not you?
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I may have failed.
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Okay. I guess we just go
without a Wonder Woman.
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- I don't wanna go without Penny.
- Oh, great.
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No Superman, no Wonder Woman.
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All we've got is a skinny Flash,
an Indian Aquaman...
222
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...a nearsighted Green Lantern,
and a teeny-tiny Dark Knight.
223
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Well, obviously,
we're no longer a Justice League.
224
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We have no choice but to switch
to our Muppet Baby costumes.
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- I call Kermit.
- I'm Kermit. You're Scooter.
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Oh, man, Scooter sucks.
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He's the Aquaman
of the Muppet Babies.
228
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No, we can still make this work.
Leonard, you talk to Penny.
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What makes you think
I can convince her?
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You got her to have sex with you.
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Obviously your superpower
is brainwashing.
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Okay, let me see if I understand this.
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You want me to convince my
ex-girlfriend to go to a costume party...
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...with her new boyfriend
just so we can win a stupid prize?
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Yes. And make her wear the black wig.
Good luck.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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- Go away, Sheldon.
LEONARD: It's Leonard.
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Oh. Go away, Leonard.
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Come on, let me just talk to you.
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It's open.
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- Hey.
- I'm not going to that party, Leonard.
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Okay, listen,
you don't have to wear the wig.
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At this party, we're gonna win first prize
just by showing up with a girl.
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It's not the wig.
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Did I do something?
I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack...
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...like you said,
which, believe me, was difficult.
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Given how you and me used to be,
you know, you and me...
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...and now you and him
are you and him.
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Okay, look,
we're not really "me and him."
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- Then what are you?
- I don't know.
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I only started seeing Zack again so
I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve.
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How pathetic is that?
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Not as pathetic
as dressing up like this...
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...and going to a comic-book store
on New Year's Eve.
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You make a cute Green Arrow.
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Green Lantern.
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Like there's a difference.
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There's a big difference.
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Arrow.
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Lantern.
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If Zack and I had just gone to a regular
club or a party, it would've been fine.
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- But this, with the costumes and you...
- What about me?
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Nothing. Let's go to the party.
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How do I look?
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Um...
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I guarantee you'll be
the prettiest girl there.
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Okay, the good news is,
we have a Wonder Woman.
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RAJESH: Yes.
- What's the bad news?
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Superman probably
isn't getting laid tonight.
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Oh, damn.
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And the award for Best Group Costume
goes to...
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...Justice League of America...
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...number three!
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(CHEERING)
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Thank you! Thank you so much!
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Okay, okay. Ten seconds to midnight.
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ALL: Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven.
- No, wait, I have a speech.
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ALL: Six. Five. Four.
- Stop counting.
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- This is my moment, dagnabbit.
ALL: Three. Two. One.
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Happy New Year!
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(ALL YELLING AND CHEERING)
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(BAND PLAYING "AULD LANG SYNE")
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I'm not going to say another
word until you people settle down!
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(NOISEMAKER BLEATS)
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I'm waiting.
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That was a great party.
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We should dress like this all the time.
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Are you high?
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You're being a bully.
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(GLASS SMASHES
THEN CAR ALARM WAILS)
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Whoa, check it out,
those guys are breaking into that car.
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What should we do?
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We're the Justice League of America.
There's only one thing we can do:
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Turn around and slowly walk away.
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Nah!
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Hold up.
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Look, I know our winter thermostat
setting is 72 degrees...
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...but I'm a little warm,
so I'm gonna turn it down.
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Good Lord, how you frustrate me,
Leonard Hofstadter!
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Fine.
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