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I made it at work. 9 00:00:33,787 --> 00:00:34,947 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 10 00:00:35,155 --> 00:00:37,680 You understand why people don't wanna play with you? 11 00:00:37,858 --> 00:00:39,189 No. 12 00:00:39,359 --> 00:00:42,556 Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool. 13 00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:45,756 - Hey. - Hey. 14 00:00:45,933 --> 00:00:47,662 Hey. 15 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:50,530 Hey, your copy of Science magazine was in my mailbox. 16 00:00:50,704 --> 00:00:51,932 - Oh, thanks. - Check it out. 17 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,538 All about planets this month. 18 00:00:54,374 --> 00:00:55,500 That's an atom. 19 00:00:57,177 --> 00:00:59,008 Agree to disagree. 20 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,141 That's what I love about science: There's no one right answer. 21 00:01:08,522 --> 00:01:12,856 - So you and Zack again, huh? - Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again. 22 00:01:13,026 --> 00:01:14,220 Were we here earlier? 23 00:01:16,663 --> 00:01:18,290 - Okay, we should go. - Not yet. 24 00:01:18,465 --> 00:01:20,729 I wanna talk science with the science dudes. 25 00:01:20,901 --> 00:01:24,268 Oh, and the science dudes wanna talk science with you. 26 00:01:26,039 --> 00:01:28,599 What do you wanna talk about? Rocks? Dinosaurs? 27 00:01:28,775 --> 00:01:30,902 Our friend the beaver? 28 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:34,711 I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. 29 00:01:34,881 --> 00:01:38,408 Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it'll just come back to life. 30 00:01:40,587 --> 00:01:42,384 Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? 31 00:01:42,556 --> 00:01:45,252 Because you might've been watching Nickelodeon. 32 00:01:47,694 --> 00:01:51,494 No, I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel. 33 00:01:51,698 --> 00:01:55,259 It was a great show. They also said dolphins might be smarter than people. 34 00:01:55,435 --> 00:01:57,767 They might be smarter than some people. 35 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:02,672 Well, maybe we can do an experiment to find out. 36 00:02:02,843 --> 00:02:04,105 That's easy enough. 37 00:02:04,277 --> 00:02:07,303 We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through... 38 00:02:07,481 --> 00:02:11,815 ...and a bucket of whatever bite-size treats you find tasty. 39 00:02:11,985 --> 00:02:13,714 (ALL LAUGHING) 40 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,159 I don't get it. 41 00:02:20,327 --> 00:02:21,453 A dolphin might. 42 00:02:25,866 --> 00:02:28,334 Oh, I see. You guys are inferring that I'm stupid. 43 00:02:28,502 --> 00:02:32,029 That's not correct. We were implying it. 44 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:34,607 You then inferred it. 45 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:40,508 ZACK: Let's go. 46 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:45,741 For a group of guys who claim they spent most of their lives... 47 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:49,650 ...being bullied, you can be real jerks. Shame on all of you. 48 00:02:52,659 --> 00:02:54,854 What the hell did I do? 49 00:02:55,696 --> 00:02:56,993 You laughed. 50 00:03:23,924 --> 00:03:26,586 You think Penny's right? Were we bullying Zack? 51 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,387 No. I know bullying. 52 00:03:28,562 --> 00:03:32,589 He left here unswirlied, and his ass crack was underpants-free. 53 00:03:33,767 --> 00:03:35,632 And nobody drew a penis on his forehead. 54 00:03:38,839 --> 00:03:39,931 That happened to you? 55 00:03:40,941 --> 00:03:42,704 First day of Cricket Camp. 56 00:03:42,876 --> 00:03:45,868 They drew it so the testicles were my eyes. 57 00:03:49,549 --> 00:03:52,040 I don't know, we might owe the guy an apology. 58 00:03:52,219 --> 00:03:53,709 So go apologize. 59 00:03:53,887 --> 00:03:57,653 - Why me? - You started it. We just piled on. 60 00:03:58,391 --> 00:04:02,157 - What would I even say? - "Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid. 61 00:04:04,998 --> 00:04:07,091 Have a Milk Dud." 62 00:04:08,268 --> 00:04:09,496 - A Milk Dud? - Yeah. 63 00:04:09,669 --> 00:04:11,933 Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name... 64 00:04:12,105 --> 00:04:13,732 ...and remarkably mild flavor... 65 00:04:13,907 --> 00:04:17,365 ...are the most apologetic of the boxed candies. 66 00:04:18,478 --> 00:04:22,175 Well, I got a better idea. We're all responsible. I say we all go. 67 00:04:24,918 --> 00:04:26,180 Come on, who's with me? 68 00:04:28,321 --> 00:04:31,290 Free comic books to anyone who comes with me. 69 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:35,621 I might get punched. You really wanna miss that? 70 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:44,898 - Junior Mints are pretty apologetic. - You're embarrassing yourself. 71 00:04:48,942 --> 00:04:50,432 Penny. 72 00:04:55,849 --> 00:04:58,147 - What? - We came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack. 73 00:04:58,985 --> 00:05:00,043 What do you want? 74 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:03,348 The stuff we were saying before, we were just kidding around. 75 00:05:03,523 --> 00:05:05,991 No, you weren't. You were making fun of me. 76 00:05:06,159 --> 00:05:09,925 Come on. That's what we do. We give each other a hard time. 77 00:05:10,096 --> 00:05:12,997 Hey, Sheldon, you look like a praying mantis. 78 00:05:15,502 --> 00:05:17,800 - That's very hurtful. - See? 79 00:05:19,206 --> 00:05:21,197 I don't know. Still wasn't very nice. 80 00:05:21,975 --> 00:05:23,670 Milk Dud? 81 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:25,311 Oh, I love Milk Duds. 82 00:05:27,147 --> 00:05:28,978 Okay, we're cool. 83 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:33,351 Junior Mints. 84 00:05:33,987 --> 00:05:36,046 - You wanna have a beer? - We're on our way... 85 00:05:36,223 --> 00:05:38,885 ...to the comic-book store, so... - Leonard's buying. 86 00:05:39,059 --> 00:05:42,688 Really? I haven't been to a comic-book store in literally a million years. 87 00:05:43,463 --> 00:05:47,593 Literally? Literally a million years? 88 00:05:48,001 --> 00:05:49,332 Don't. 89 00:05:49,502 --> 00:05:50,833 - You wanna go with them? - No. 90 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:53,973 - Okay, see you later. - What...? Wait, wait, wait. 91 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,768 You're ditching me to go look at comic books? 92 00:05:56,977 --> 00:06:00,174 - Are you mad at me? - I'm not happy. 93 00:06:00,881 --> 00:06:02,041 (WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY) 94 00:06:02,215 --> 00:06:03,614 Milk Dud? 95 00:06:07,754 --> 00:06:09,551 Wow, this place is awesome. 96 00:06:10,023 --> 00:06:11,854 Where do they keep the Archies? 97 00:06:12,592 --> 00:06:16,221 In the bedrooms of 10-year-old girls, where they belong. 98 00:06:16,396 --> 00:06:19,854 You're thinking old-school Archie. It's much more sophisticated now. 99 00:06:20,033 --> 00:06:21,364 Like, there's two universes. 100 00:06:21,534 --> 00:06:24,367 Archie's married to Betty in one and Veronica in the other. 101 00:06:24,537 --> 00:06:28,200 - Midge is even breaking up with Moose. - No. 102 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:29,868 About time, right? 103 00:06:30,911 --> 00:06:32,208 STUART: Hey. LEONARD: Hey. 104 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:34,711 You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard? 105 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:39,711 No. This is Zack. He's a friend of ours. 106 00:06:39,886 --> 00:06:42,013 Zack, this is Stuart. He owns the store. 107 00:06:42,188 --> 00:06:43,712 Wow, lucky you. 108 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:49,294 Yeah. I work 70 hours a week and average $1.65 an hour. 109 00:06:50,063 --> 00:06:51,462 Sweet. 110 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,765 Is that sarcasm? 111 00:06:54,935 --> 00:06:58,268 No, it's an indictment of the American education system. 112 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,668 - The Archies are over here. - Yippee. 113 00:07:04,911 --> 00:07:07,675 So are you guys coming to my New Year's Eve costume party? 114 00:07:07,847 --> 00:07:10,941 Of course. We're coming as the Justice League of America. 115 00:07:11,117 --> 00:07:15,645 Switching it up from last year when we came as the Justice League of America. 116 00:07:15,822 --> 00:07:20,156 To that point, it occurs to me that we might have an opportunity... 117 00:07:20,327 --> 00:07:22,591 ...to finally snare Best Group Costume... 118 00:07:22,762 --> 00:07:27,597 ...if we shore up our weak link, which is clearly Leonard as Superman. 119 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:33,062 Hey, I got new boots this year. Guaranteed to add 3 inches. 120 00:07:34,107 --> 00:07:35,768 That's sad. 121 00:07:37,277 --> 00:07:40,804 Let's ask ourselves, is there anyone we know... 122 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:45,611 ...who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton? 123 00:07:45,785 --> 00:07:47,685 Than Leonard in high-heeled boots? 124 00:07:49,456 --> 00:07:51,822 Howard's mother in high-heeled boots? 125 00:07:54,828 --> 00:07:58,286 I was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there... 126 00:07:58,465 --> 00:08:03,459 ...moving his lips as he enjoys the latest exploits of Betty and Veronica. 127 00:08:06,639 --> 00:08:07,901 Zack? 128 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:11,703 He's the only person we know with actual muscles. 129 00:08:12,512 --> 00:08:14,639 You can't replace me with Zack. 130 00:08:14,814 --> 00:08:17,305 Why not? Penny did it. 131 00:08:18,118 --> 00:08:20,848 Yeah. She seems happier. Why wouldn't we be? 132 00:08:21,821 --> 00:08:25,757 Score. I got an Archie, Betty and Veronica, and a Jughead. 133 00:08:25,925 --> 00:08:28,519 All set for my weekend number twos. 134 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:31,827 Congratulations. 135 00:08:31,998 --> 00:08:35,331 Zack, how would you like to be Superman? 136 00:08:36,269 --> 00:08:39,568 I don't know. Sounds like a lot of responsibility. 137 00:08:43,009 --> 00:08:45,910 Fine, if Zack's gonna be Superman, I wanna be Green Lantern. 138 00:08:46,079 --> 00:08:48,343 - But I'm Green Lantern. - You can be Aquaman. 139 00:08:48,515 --> 00:08:52,076 RAJESH: I don't wanna be Aquaman. He sucks. 140 00:08:52,952 --> 00:08:55,512 He sucks underwater. 141 00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:58,722 He sucks fish pee. 142 00:08:59,192 --> 00:09:03,754 Excuse me. I believe Aquaman uses his telepathic powers... 143 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:07,696 ...to request the fish do their business elsewhere. 144 00:09:08,401 --> 00:09:10,369 - Hey, babe. - I'm still mad at you. 145 00:09:10,537 --> 00:09:12,471 You won't be when you hear the great news. 146 00:09:12,672 --> 00:09:15,163 - What great news? - We're going to a costume party... 147 00:09:15,341 --> 00:09:17,639 ...at the comic-book store on New Year's Eve... 148 00:09:17,811 --> 00:09:20,279 ...and you get to be Wonder Woman. 149 00:09:21,881 --> 00:09:24,816 Complete with bulletproof bracelets and Lasso of Truth. 150 00:09:25,718 --> 00:09:27,549 Invisible Plane sold separately. 151 00:09:28,922 --> 00:09:32,085 Okay, why me? Why can't your girlfriend be Wonder Woman? 152 00:09:32,258 --> 00:09:34,818 Yeah, well, she and her lab team are under quarantine. 153 00:09:34,994 --> 00:09:38,623 At the Christmas party, they were doing Jell-O shots out of Petri dishes... 154 00:09:38,798 --> 00:09:41,062 ...that used to contain yellow fever. 155 00:09:42,635 --> 00:09:45,297 Okay. Well, what about your friend Amy? 156 00:09:45,472 --> 00:09:48,270 Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes. 157 00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:51,274 She isn't the free spirit I am. 158 00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:57,780 Forget it. I'm not spending my New Year's Eve at a comic-book store... 159 00:09:57,951 --> 00:09:59,646 ...wearing a Wonder Woman costume. 160 00:10:00,153 --> 00:10:01,415 (WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY) 161 00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:04,784 He says he'll wear it if you'll be Aquaman. 162 00:10:19,339 --> 00:10:21,204 What are you doing? 163 00:10:21,374 --> 00:10:25,140 We're going to be late. I'm pacing nervously. 164 00:10:25,311 --> 00:10:29,645 - You're jogging. - This is how the Flash paces. 165 00:10:30,383 --> 00:10:34,342 - Just chill out, Sheldon. - I'm not Sheldon, I'm the Flash. 166 00:10:35,522 --> 00:10:38,980 And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration. 167 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:40,319 I'm back. 168 00:10:43,796 --> 00:10:45,991 (IN LOW VOICE) I'm Batman. 169 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,395 I hardly think so. The real Caped Crusader... 170 00:10:49,602 --> 00:10:53,129 ...calls his crime-fighting cohorts when he's running late. 171 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,968 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I had to walk. 172 00:10:55,141 --> 00:10:57,371 I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter. 173 00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:09,716 I've said this before and I'll say it again: Aquaman sucks. 174 00:11:09,889 --> 00:11:11,516 ZACK: Look up in the sky. 175 00:11:11,691 --> 00:11:14,057 It's a bird. It's a plane! 176 00:11:15,395 --> 00:11:17,522 I forget the rest. 177 00:11:18,431 --> 00:11:20,831 All right, let's get this thing over with. 178 00:11:23,069 --> 00:11:27,233 I'm sorry, but in what universe is Wonder Woman blond? 179 00:11:27,874 --> 00:11:31,173 Relax. No one's gonna be looking at her hair. 180 00:11:33,146 --> 00:11:34,841 Ow! 181 00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:37,405 I mean: 182 00:11:37,584 --> 00:11:38,778 (IN LOW VOICE) Ow. 183 00:11:40,687 --> 00:11:42,746 Costume came with a black wig. Where is it? 184 00:11:42,922 --> 00:11:46,358 - I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid. - We're trying to win a contest. 185 00:11:46,526 --> 00:11:51,657 - Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig. - Penny, there's no I in "Justice League." 186 00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:58,800 - Well, actually... - Don't. He's making our case. 187 00:11:59,772 --> 00:12:03,606 Okay, babe, you're kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends. 188 00:12:04,544 --> 00:12:07,445 Okay, you know what? I changed my mind. I'm not going. 189 00:12:09,882 --> 00:12:13,477 Looks like someone else is gonna have to be Wonder Woman. 190 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:21,283 - Babe, open up. PENNY: I'm not talking to you. 191 00:12:22,061 --> 00:12:24,222 Then who are you talking to? 192 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,194 Babe? 193 00:12:29,769 --> 00:12:32,738 Penny. Penny. Penny. 194 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:35,396 Penny. Penny. Penny. 195 00:12:35,575 --> 00:12:37,805 Penny. Penny. Penny. 196 00:12:37,977 --> 00:12:40,639 What the hell is wrong with you? 197 00:12:41,014 --> 00:12:43,574 I'm the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times. 198 00:12:44,584 --> 00:12:48,520 - Okay, what do you want, Sheldon? - I understand why you're upset. 199 00:12:49,222 --> 00:12:51,122 - Really? - Yes. 200 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:54,454 You're afraid that costume makes you look fat. 201 00:12:56,963 --> 00:13:01,127 No. Wha...? Does it? 202 00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:05,167 Don't worry. Wonder Woman was an Amazon. 203 00:13:05,338 --> 00:13:08,603 And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals. 204 00:13:11,311 --> 00:13:13,506 Goodbye, Sheldon. 205 00:13:15,648 --> 00:13:18,674 But they're not blond, so put on your wig. 206 00:13:22,288 --> 00:13:23,846 Hello? 207 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,900 Stupid Aquaman. 208 00:13:38,838 --> 00:13:41,466 If it makes you feel better, when I was dating Penny... 209 00:13:41,641 --> 00:13:43,802 ...she used to flip out on me all the time. 210 00:13:43,976 --> 00:13:45,170 Whoa, you dated Penny? 211 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:48,706 She didn't tell you? 212 00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:50,872 She told me she dated a guy named Leonard. 213 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,041 Who would've thought it was you? 214 00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:55,719 Who else would it be? 215 00:13:56,222 --> 00:13:59,191 I don't know, somebody bigger and... 216 00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:01,850 Yeah, sure. Why not you? 217 00:14:04,997 --> 00:14:07,056 I may have failed. 218 00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:10,725 Okay. I guess we just go without a Wonder Woman. 219 00:14:10,903 --> 00:14:13,667 - I don't wanna go without Penny. - Oh, great. 220 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,671 No Superman, no Wonder Woman. 221 00:14:15,842 --> 00:14:18,743 All we've got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman... 222 00:14:18,911 --> 00:14:23,405 ...a nearsighted Green Lantern, and a teeny-tiny Dark Knight. 223 00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:28,114 Well, obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. 224 00:14:28,321 --> 00:14:32,417 We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes. 225 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:38,458 - I call Kermit. - I'm Kermit. You're Scooter. 226 00:14:38,631 --> 00:14:41,759 Oh, man, Scooter sucks. 227 00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:45,463 He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies. 228 00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:50,936 No, we can still make this work. Leonard, you talk to Penny. 229 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:53,044 What makes you think I can convince her? 230 00:14:53,212 --> 00:14:54,839 You got her to have sex with you. 231 00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:57,710 Obviously your superpower is brainwashing. 232 00:15:00,853 --> 00:15:03,583 Okay, let me see if I understand this. 233 00:15:03,756 --> 00:15:07,453 You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend to go to a costume party... 234 00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:10,790 ...with her new boyfriend just so we can win a stupid prize? 235 00:15:10,963 --> 00:15:13,431 Yes. And make her wear the black wig. Good luck. 236 00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:16,060 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 237 00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:18,760 - Go away, Sheldon. LEONARD: It's Leonard. 238 00:15:19,138 --> 00:15:22,107 Oh. Go away, Leonard. 239 00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:25,437 Come on, let me just talk to you. 240 00:15:25,611 --> 00:15:26,737 It's open. 241 00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:30,308 - Hey. - I'm not going to that party, Leonard. 242 00:15:30,483 --> 00:15:32,951 Okay, listen, you don't have to wear the wig. 243 00:15:33,119 --> 00:15:36,885 At this party, we're gonna win first prize just by showing up with a girl. 244 00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:39,981 It's not the wig. 245 00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:43,492 Did I do something? I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack... 246 00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:46,325 ...like you said, which, believe me, was difficult. 247 00:15:46,499 --> 00:15:49,161 Given how you and me used to be, you know, you and me... 248 00:15:49,335 --> 00:15:52,463 ...and now you and him are you and him. 249 00:15:53,306 --> 00:15:55,604 Okay, look, we're not really "me and him." 250 00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:59,403 - Then what are you? - I don't know. 251 00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:04,209 I only started seeing Zack again so I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve. 252 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:05,679 How pathetic is that? 253 00:16:06,118 --> 00:16:08,177 Not as pathetic as dressing up like this... 254 00:16:08,354 --> 00:16:11,323 ...and going to a comic-book store on New Year's Eve. 255 00:16:11,991 --> 00:16:13,822 You make a cute Green Arrow. 256 00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:20,997 Green Lantern. 257 00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:24,136 Like there's a difference. 258 00:16:24,704 --> 00:16:26,137 There's a big difference. 259 00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:28,034 Arrow. 260 00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:29,834 Lantern. 261 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:37,175 If Zack and I had just gone to a regular club or a party, it would've been fine. 262 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:40,683 - But this, with the costumes and you... - What about me? 263 00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:47,490 Nothing. Let's go to the party. 264 00:16:49,362 --> 00:16:51,353 How do I look? 265 00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:57,158 Um... 266 00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:59,566 I guarantee you'll be the prettiest girl there. 267 00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:04,175 Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman. 268 00:17:04,343 --> 00:17:06,334 RAJESH: Yes. - What's the bad news? 269 00:17:06,512 --> 00:17:09,413 Superman probably isn't getting laid tonight. 270 00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,575 Oh, damn. 271 00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:20,049 And the award for Best Group Costume goes to... 272 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:23,054 ...Justice League of America... 273 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,899 ...number three! 274 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:33,265 (CHEERING) 275 00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:36,408 Thank you! Thank you so much! 276 00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:39,238 Okay, okay. Ten seconds to midnight. 277 00:17:39,412 --> 00:17:43,109 ALL: Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. - No, wait, I have a speech. 278 00:17:43,282 --> 00:17:45,750 ALL: Six. Five. Four. - Stop counting. 279 00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:48,751 - This is my moment, dagnabbit. ALL: Three. Two. One. 280 00:17:48,921 --> 00:17:51,617 Happy New Year! 281 00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:54,755 (ALL YELLING AND CHEERING) 282 00:17:56,562 --> 00:17:58,462 (BAND PLAYING "AULD LANG SYNE") 283 00:18:04,036 --> 00:18:08,336 I'm not going to say another word until you people settle down! 284 00:18:09,642 --> 00:18:11,132 (NOISEMAKER BLEATS) 285 00:18:11,444 --> 00:18:13,309 I'm waiting. 286 00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:19,182 That was a great party. 287 00:18:19,352 --> 00:18:21,320 We should dress like this all the time. 288 00:18:22,555 --> 00:18:24,147 Are you high? 289 00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:26,814 You're being a bully. 290 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:29,291 (GLASS SMASHES THEN CAR ALARM WAILS) 291 00:18:29,996 --> 00:18:33,090 Whoa, check it out, those guys are breaking into that car. 292 00:18:33,265 --> 00:18:34,857 What should we do? 293 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:39,436 We're the Justice League of America. There's only one thing we can do: 294 00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:41,698 Turn around and slowly walk away. 295 00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:52,043 Nah! 296 00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:54,145 Hold up. 297 00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:02,927 Look, I know our winter thermostat setting is 72 degrees... 298 00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:05,927 ...but I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna turn it down. 299 00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:35,923 Good Lord, how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter! 300 00:19:53,612 --> 00:19:55,273 Fine. 24116

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