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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,627 Okay, it's done. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:07,047 Look, guys, for the future, I don't mind killing the big spiders... 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,551 ...but you have to at least try with the little ones. 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,888 Penny, please. We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids. 5 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,934 - Sheldon, it's not that bad. - Not bad? It's horrible. 6 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:22,855 You hear stories about this sort of thing. You never think it will happen to you. 7 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:26,775 So they steamed your dumplings. Get over it. 8 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,820 New topic, please. 9 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,240 All right, Penny. Let me take this opportunity to point out... 10 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:37,411 ...that you are looking particularly ravishing today. 11 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:41,415 Not with a thousand condoms, Howard. 12 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,961 So there is a number. 13 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,006 Okay. New topic, please. 14 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,550 Hey, did you hear the people in 5-A are moving out? 15 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,136 - No. Shh-shh-shh! - Why? 16 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:57,056 - The people upstairs are moving out. - No. 17 00:00:57,932 --> 00:01:00,225 The horror. 18 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,811 Why would you just say something like that? 19 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:06,273 - How else...? - No, no, no. 20 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:08,484 How else was I supposed to say it? 21 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:13,155 Slowly. Like putting a new fish in a tank. You don't just drop it in. 22 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:17,367 You let the bag sit in the water a while. 23 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,661 The horror. 24 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:23,373 - Sheldon, I'm sure it's gonna be fine. - No, it's not going to be fine. 25 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:27,336 Change is never fine. They say it is, but it's not. 26 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,380 Okay, did you even know the people that are moving out? 27 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,840 I never met them. 28 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,343 That's what made them perfect. 29 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,512 There were no awkward hellos in the halls. 30 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:39,932 There's no clickety-clacking of high-heel shoes on hardwood floors. 31 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:44,937 They may as well have been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape. 32 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:48,607 And without that annoying ammonia-urine smell. 33 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,236 I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet. 34 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,239 You can't know that. How can you possibly know that? 35 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:58,909 You're right, I can't. You know what? Anyone could rent that apartment now. 36 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,995 An opera singer, the cast of Stomp. 37 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:07,209 Yeah, a tap-dancing pirate with a wooden leg. 38 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,212 Why are you making it worse? 39 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:13,382 I tried making it better, he wouldn't go for it. 40 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,591 [INAUDIBLE] 41 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,885 - You're right. That's a great idea. - What? 42 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:20,097 I'll take the apartment. I can finally get away from my mother... 43 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,392 ...and we can all spend some more time together. 44 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,811 If you catch my drift. 45 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,399 The horror. 46 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,383 Hold on. 47 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,595 Do you honestly expect me to believe social protocol dictates... 48 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:05,058 ...we break our backs helping Wolowitz move, and he only need buy us a pizza? 49 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,896 I'm sorry, that really is how it works. 50 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,981 You're tricking me. 51 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,193 - Tell me the truth, what do we get? - Ha. 52 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,612 Raj, help me out here. 53 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:19,489 You get to choose between a mountain bike or a PS3. 54 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,450 I knew it. 55 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,078 - PS3, definitely PS3. - Mm-hm. 56 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,788 Who would pick a mountain bike? 57 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:32,294 HOWARD: Enough with the guilt, Ma. We'll still see each other. 58 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,922 I'll come over every night and have dinner with you. 59 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,591 MRS. WOLOWITZ: The hell you will! 60 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:42,137 What am I running here, a fancy restaurant? 61 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,556 Does this look like Olive Garden? 62 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,143 HOWARD: Okay, I get it, you're angry. 63 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,480 You don't wanna see your little bird leave the nest. 64 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,983 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Little bird? You're almost 30! 65 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,612 Fly for God's sake. 66 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:01,198 HOWARD: Fine, I'll stay. You happy, crazy lady? 67 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,867 I sure as hell hope so, because you're ruining my life! 68 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,452 [DOOR SLAMS] 69 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:10,707 Hey, Penny, it's Leonard. Good news, you can take your head out of the oven. 70 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,169 I guess I won't be needing this. 71 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,927 Oh, no. 72 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,055 The new ones. 73 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,350 [IN SINGSONG VOICE] They're here. 74 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,853 Stay calm. We don't know anything about them yet. 75 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,939 [OBJECTS RATTLING] 76 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,944 - What are you doing? - I'm checking for musical instruments. 77 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,739 Does that sound like castanets to you? 78 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,533 The box says "kitchen." 79 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,370 So? Do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box? 80 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,958 - Hello? - Hello. 81 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:57,212 - Hello. - Hello. 82 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,382 I'm Alicia. I'm moving in upstairs. 83 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,384 That is so great. 84 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,054 Oh, I'm Leonard. I live downstairs. 85 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,140 Upstairs from here, but under you. 86 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:11,560 Not under you per se... 87 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,979 ...but under your apartment. Heh-heh. 88 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,316 - That's nice. - Yeah, it is. 89 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:22,279 Well, that concludes your faltering attempt to mate. 90 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:26,450 - Hello. - Hello. 91 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,243 Hello. 92 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:33,749 On a scale of one to ten, how light of foot would you describe yourself... 93 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:38,754 ...with one being not cat-like at all, and ten being freakishly feline? 94 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,672 Freakishly feline? 95 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:43,759 Is that your answer or do you not understand the question? 96 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,678 - We'll come back to that one. - Sheldon. 97 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:52,934 Hang on. Are you now or have you ever been a salsa, Irish-folk or breakdancer? 98 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,645 - No. - You're making her uncomfortable. 99 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,314 Did...? Oh, I'm sorry. 100 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:01,360 Well, if it helps you feel any better, you're doing very well so far. 101 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,154 Next question. Are you fertile? 102 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,698 - What? - I'm trying to determine... 103 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,409 ...whether crying infants are a possibility. 104 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:13,747 - I have no immediate plans. - If that changes, let me know. 105 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:17,334 - And finally, area rugs, pro or con? - Pro? 106 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,752 - Alicia? - Yes? 107 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,170 Welcome to the building. 108 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,182 Thanks so much for helping me, Leonard. 109 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:36,019 LEONARD: Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help. 110 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:38,522 Oh, hey, guys. 111 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,274 - Penny, this is Alicia, our new neighbor. - Hi. 112 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,526 Hi. 113 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,611 I'm helping. 114 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,822 I can see. 115 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:50,992 Alicia's non-musical, childless and pro-rug. 116 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:55,455 She's still on probation, of course, but I like her. 117 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:56,873 Cool T-shirt. 118 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,627 Oh, yeah, I don't usually dress like this. I'm going jogging. 119 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,505 - You don't jog. - I can start. 120 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:08,135 The more likely explanation for your attire is that you're out of clean clothes again. 121 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,595 - Thank you, Sheldon. - You're welcome, Penny. 122 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:15,016 Please, you look cute. I'm dressed like a slob today too. 123 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:16,309 Oh, ha, ha. 124 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:19,020 LEONARD: I think you look fantastic. 125 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:23,859 - This one's a player, huh? - Oh, yeah, be careful. 126 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,485 - Thanks for the warning. - Okay. 127 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,904 - I'll see you around. - See you. 128 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,199 [KEYS JINGLING] 129 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,535 [IN MOCKING VOICE] "I'm dressed like a slob today too." 130 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,537 Oh, mimicry. 131 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:36,788 I enjoy mimicry. 132 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:40,125 I've been working on Admiral Ackbar from Return of the Jedi. 133 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,378 [LOUDLY] It's a trap. 134 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,717 You have to imagine me with a giant squid head. 135 00:07:54,557 --> 00:08:05,901 It's a trap. 136 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,424 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 137 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,218 Come. 138 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:32,844 Hey. 139 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,430 Congratulations, I see you did your laundry. 140 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,098 Well, sort of. 141 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:40,101 - How does one sort of...? - I bought new clothes, okay? 142 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,438 - Is Leonard around? - He's upstairs at Alicia's. 143 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,066 Oh, all right, that's cool, no biggie. 144 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:49,444 He said he'd help me set up my printer, but I guess I can wait. 145 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,112 What exactly is he doing there? 146 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:54,616 In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me... 147 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:58,286 ...he is with Wolowitz and Koothrappali setting up her stereo. 148 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:01,790 Oh, they're all up there, huh? Hmm. Typical. 149 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,126 It's axiomatically atypical. 150 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:10,590 Until recently, they did not know Alicia, and had no encounters in a previous location. 151 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,009 They never went to visit the former tenants. 152 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:17,639 So your characterization of their behavior as typical is demonstrably fallacious. 153 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,894 Okay, now I see the giant squid head. 154 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,149 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 155 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:32,988 Oh, great. Now I have to start all over again. 156 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:37,158 Yeah, I thought about renting this apartment... 157 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:41,621 ...but I'm really more of a downtown-loft kind of guy. 158 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,623 Cool. So are you in a loft now? 159 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,210 Oh, actually I'm living with a woman in Altadena. 160 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,213 Purely platonic. She's also my maid. Heh. 161 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:54,509 - Sounds like a sweet deal. - Well, I won't lie. It's pretty dope. 162 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,513 Hello? 163 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:00,265 Oh, hey. 164 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,809 Hi. I just wanted to bring you a housewarming gift. 165 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,394 That is so sweet. 166 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,563 - Come on in. Let's open it. - Great. 167 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:10,734 - Nice dress. - Oh, this? I'm dressed like a slob today. 168 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,155 The guys have been helping me set up my sound system. 169 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,866 I've never had such good-looking technical support. 170 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,411 Oh, pish posh. 171 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,621 [INAUDIBLE] 172 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,874 I don't know. It means shucks. 173 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:30,211 Shucks means shucks. Let one go once in a while. 174 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,089 Penny, you wanna hear something awesome? 175 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,092 - Yeah. - Alicia is an actress just like you. 176 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,262 That is so awesome. 177 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:43,642 - Well, trying to be, but it's so hard. - I know, tell me about it. 178 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:47,062 I've been here three months. All I've gotten is a couple commercials. 179 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,230 And this recurring thing on a soap. 180 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:56,404 That's why I work at The Cheesecake Factory. I'm holding out for the right part. 181 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,412 Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for DVDs, 5. 1 Dolby or DTS? 182 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,082 Whatever you think is best, cutie. 183 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,792 [GIGGLES] 184 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,421 Well, DTS has more low-end... 185 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,257 ...so okay. 186 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:22,931 Hey, guys, you will really appreciate this. I read the best science joke on the Internet. 187 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,850 Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their alley. 188 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:29,270 Anyway, so this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week... 189 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,439 ...orders an ice cream sundae for himself... 190 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,942 ...and offers one to the empty stool next to him. 191 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,945 This goes on until the owner asks him what he's doing. 192 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,489 The man says, "Well, I'm a physicist... 193 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,118 ...and quantum mechanics teaches us... 194 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,788 ...that it is possible for the matter above this stool... 195 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,290 ...to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman... 196 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,835 ...who might accept my offer and fall in love." 197 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,754 The owner then says, "Lots of women come in here every day. 198 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,258 Why don't you buy an ice cream for them, and they might fall in love?" 199 00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,676 And the physicist says: 200 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,971 "Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?" Ha. 201 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,478 That's a little insulting, don't you think? 202 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:13,815 How would I know? I'm not even sure I get it. 203 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,985 Hey, Leonard? 204 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:20,155 If you're done with the DVD player, can you set up my printer? 205 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,656 Oh, yeah, I'd love to. 206 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,994 When you're done with her printer, you could set up mine. 207 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,496 You know, like you promised, a week ago? 208 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,498 Yeah, I'll get to it. Don't nag me. 209 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,337 Hello, there. 210 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,344 [MUSIC PLAYS OVER TV] 211 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,017 [MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY OVER TV] 212 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,481 Who is it? 213 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,944 Oh, hello, Penny. It's open. Come in. 214 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,365 Sarcasm. 215 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,661 - Well, they're all still up there. - You think I can't hear them? 216 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,956 Listen to that. Stomp, stomp, stomp. 217 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,627 It's Wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one. 218 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,756 I don't even know why I care. I don't care. 219 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,760 All right, I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke, but that's all I care. 220 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,929 You know, Penny... 221 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,724 ...there's something that occurs in beehives you might find interesting. 222 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:35,104 Occasionally, a new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power. 223 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,400 When this happens, the old queen must either locate to a new hive... 224 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:45,573 ...or engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains. 225 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,911 What are you saying? That I'm threatened by Alicia? 226 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,873 That I'm like the old queen of the hive, and it's just time for me to go? 227 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,835 I'm just talking about bees. 228 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,671 They're on The Discovery Channel. 229 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,007 What are you talking about? 230 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,010 Bees. 231 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,014 [GASPS] 232 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,851 I just got that physicist joke. 233 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,648 - Gee, Penny, thanks for buying us dinner. PENNY: Mm-hm. 234 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,733 - Yeah, what's the occasion? - No occasion. 235 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,195 Just felt like getting some Chinese chow for my peeps. 236 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,700 Did you remember to ask for the chicken to be diced not shredded? 237 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,743 Even though the menu specifies shredded? 238 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,913 Brown rice, not white? Stop at the grocery and get the mustard? 239 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,499 Pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market? 240 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,959 Good. 241 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,588 See how it's done, Leonard? 242 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,259 What do we got going on tonight? 243 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:50,638 Playing Halo? Watching Battlestar? Drop some Mentos in Diet Coke? 244 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,182 You wanna watch Battlestar? 245 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,895 What can I say? I got my geek on, boys. 246 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,813 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 247 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,984 No, no, PMS is different. 248 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,696 Thank God you're home. I need help. 249 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,449 - What's wrong? - I got a callback to audition for CSI... 250 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:13,661 - ...to play a hooker who gets killed. - Oh, I'd watch that. 251 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,499 But my car is in the shop and I have to be at Universal in 45 minutes. 252 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,836 - Okay, well, I'll take you. ALICIA: Oh, you're a lifesaver. 253 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,213 - I'll run lines with you in the car. ALICIA: Great. 254 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,050 And afterward, I'll take you all out for Chinese. 255 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,678 - Actually, that's okay. We already have... LEONARD: I'm starving. 256 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,889 [DOOR CLOSES] 257 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,100 ...Chinese food right here. 258 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,270 They're gone, Penny. They can't hear you. 259 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,400 I cannot believe they're letting her just use them like that. 260 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,737 Anything she wants, they go panting after her like trained dogs. 261 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,698 Just last week, she had Howard drive to her uncle's house... 262 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,867 ...in Orange County to pick up her TV? 263 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:57,455 You once had Leonard and me get your television from your ex-boyfriend. 264 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,125 Apples and oranges here, Sheldon. 265 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,630 I'm telling you, that girl is a user, skating through life on her looks... 266 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,590 ...taking advantage of innocent men... 267 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,426 ...getting auditions for stupid network shows. 268 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,179 It just creams my corn. 269 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,475 - May I interject something here? - Please. 270 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,310 You got the wrong mustard. 271 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,817 - Hi. - Hi. 272 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,611 Guess what? I got the part on CSI. 273 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,114 Oh, boy. 274 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,116 Something wrong? 275 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,284 No, no, no. You know what? Congratulations. 276 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,287 I think you'll make a great hooker. 277 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,331 Thank you. 278 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,584 Hey, I gotta ask you something. 279 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,753 How much do physicists make? 280 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,589 Um... Ah. 281 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,842 I don't know. I don't think a lot. 282 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,677 Yeah, that's what I figured. 283 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,639 Well, gotta run. 284 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,309 The guys promised to set up my satellite dish and paint my bedroom. 285 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,769 Yay. 286 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,897 Hey. Hey, can I talk to you about that for a second? 287 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,190 About what? 288 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:10,486 Well, you know, it's just that Leonard and Howard and Raj... 289 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,238 ...they aren't like other guys. 290 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,115 They're special. 291 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,285 Okay, they're special, and...? 292 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,872 Let's see. How can I explain this? 293 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,542 - They don't know how to use their shields. - Shields? 294 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:28,546 Yeah, you know, like in Star Trek when you're in battle and you raise the shields? 295 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,136 Where the hell did that come from? 296 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,432 Anyways, you know how guys like this are. 297 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,227 So please don't take advantage of them. 298 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,065 Who says I'm taking advantage of them? 299 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,736 Come on, they're doing everything for you because you're leading them on. 300 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,696 So I let them do stuff for me. 301 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,531 They're happy, I get stuff. 302 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,659 Who cares? And how is it any different from what you do? 303 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,247 Excuse me? 304 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,832 I've seen you around them. 305 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,169 Are you pretending like you don't do the exact same thing? 306 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:12,507 Okay, lady, you are way out of line. 307 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:16,552 - Oh, I'm out of line? - Yeah, you're out of line. 308 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:20,807 Well, what are you gonna do about it, bitch? 309 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,686 I like Green Lantern. 310 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:30,024 I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow. 311 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,486 Only the modern Green Lantern is vulnerable to yellow. 312 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,863 Golden-age Green Lantern was vulnerable to wood. 313 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,325 Great, so I can take them both out with a number-two pencil? 314 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,494 [PENNY AND ALICIA SCREAMING] 315 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:48,709 Oh, my God. Girl fight! 316 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,211 What are you doing? 317 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,839 I know you. You're stupid enough to break it up. 318 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:07,103 May I say you look very comely tonight? 319 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,397 Thank you. 320 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,192 You're right. This filly's been broken. 321 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,320 [MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 322 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,743 You set it on DTS, didn't you? 323 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,205 I had to. She called me cutie. 324 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,584 According to Alicia's Facebook page... 325 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:33,004 ...she's hooking up with one of the producers on CSI. 326 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:37,049 Well, dead whore on TV, live one in real life. 327 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,470 [BED CREAKING] 328 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,226 Oh, great. 329 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,771 Now she's jumping up and down on the bed. 330 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,692 [MOUTHS] Wow. 331 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,969 [English - US - SDH] 26488

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