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Worst Renaissance fair ever.
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Please let it go, Sheldon.
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SHELDON:
It was rife with historical inaccuracies.
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For example, the tavern girl
serving flagons of mead.
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Now, her costume
was obviously Germanic...
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...but in 1487, the Bavarian purity laws,
or Reinheitsgebot...
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...severely limited the availability
of mead.
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At best,
they would've had some spiced wine.
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LEONARD: You're nitpicking.
SHELDON: Oh, really?
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Well, here's another nit for you.
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The flagons would not have been made
of polypropylene.
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Renaissance fairs
aren't about historical accuracy.
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They're about taking chubby girls
who work at Kinko's...
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...and lacing them up
in corsets so tight...
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...their bosom jumps out
and says, "Howdy."
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Bosoms would not have said, "Howdy,"
in the 15th century.
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If anything,
they would've said, "Huzzah."
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I don't care what the bosoms say,
Sheldon.
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I just wanna be part of the conversation.
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Hi, guys.
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Looks like you've been
to the Renaissance fair.
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I'm hoping.
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Renaissance fair?
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More of a medieval-slash-
Age of Enlightenment...
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...slash-
any-excuse-to-wear-a-codpiece fair.
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Okay, fine, whatever.
Um, you guys, this is my friend Eric.
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- Hello.
ERIC: Hey.
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So, yeah, good to see you.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's good to see you too.
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- We should probably go.
- Yeah.
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- Bye, guys.
- Like your hat.
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Thanks, my mom made it.
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Penny with a new guy. Très awkward.
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It wasn't awkward.
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It wasn't fun.
Besides, what's the big deal?
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We dated, we stopped dating,
and now we're both moving on.
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By "moving on," you mean
she's going out with other men...
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...and you spend the afternoon
making 15th-century soap with Wolowitz?
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That was not 15th-century soap.
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My god, those people need to learn
you can't just put "ye olde"...
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...in front of anything you want
and expect to get away with it.
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Can we please just go in?
My chain mail's stuck in my underwear.
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You're wearing modern underwear?
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Relatively modern.
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What are you wearing?
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I fashioned historically accurate
undergarments out of linen.
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You went and bought linen?
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Don't be silly.
I borrowed one of your pillowcases.
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Borrowed?
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You know,
I'm happy that Penny's moving on.
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It gives me freedom to move on myself.
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Are you saying
that you've been holding back?
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Of course. Out of respect.
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So how do you explain
the 10 years before Penny?
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Who were you respecting then?
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What? I've dated plenty of women.
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There was, uh, Joyce Kim,
Leslie Winkle...
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Notify the editors
of the Oxford English Dictionary:
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The word "plenty"
has been redefined to mean "two."
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What about that girl last year
at Comic-Con?
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- It doesn't count.
- Why not?
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What happens in costume at Comic-Con
stays at Comic-Con.
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You're only saying that
because of what happened.
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- What happened to you?
- Nothing happened to me.
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It wasn't your fault, Raj.
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He was dressed
as a green Orion slave girl.
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How did we get on me?
We were mocking Leonard.
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- Dude, you have totally not moved on.
- Yes, I have.
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It's just a matter
of actually making a date with someone.
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- Like who?
- Well, there's Joyce Kim.
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But she defected back to North Korea...
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...so it's a little
geographically undesirable.
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- What about Leslie Winkle?
- Oh, no.
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- Why?
- Her research methodology is sloppy...
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...she's unjustifiably arrogant
about loop quantum gravity...
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...and to make matters worse,
she's often mean to me.
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- I think she's smoking hot.
- I'd hit that.
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You'd hit particulate soil
in a colloidal suspension.
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Mud.
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Look, I like Leslie,
but she's not interested in dating...
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...as much as using men as tools
for stress release.
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Yeah? So? Be a tool.
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Go get yourself
a little rebound stress release.
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It would only be rebound if he and Penny
had actually engaged in physical intimacy.
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You mean like you
and Richard the slave girl?
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I bought him dinner and we kissed once.
That was it.
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And he told me his name was Kimberly.
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You know how I know
we're not in the Matrix?
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How?
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If we were, the food would be better.
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Hey, Leonard.
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- Hey, Leslie.
- Hey, dummy.
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Hello to you,
insufficiently intelligent person.
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Ooh, rush me to the Burn Unit.
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Do you have a second?
I need to ask you something.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Well, if you'll excuse me...
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...I'm going to go do work
that promises significant results...
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...as opposed to what you do,
which does not.
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Yeah, you heard me.
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Wow.
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So I heard your relationship with Penny
crashed to the ground...
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...like blue ice
falling out of an airplane lavatory.
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- Where'd you hear that?
- Actually, I read it. Wolowitz texted me.
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"Like blue ice
falling out of an airplane lavatory," yep.
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Yeah, I thought it was a pretty good one.
I gave him an "LOL."
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Anyway, it got me thinking.
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Now that you're unattached, maybe
we can revisit our previous attachment.
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Are you suggesting another bout
of stress release?
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No, I'm all done with casual sex.
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I'm fully committed
to the traditional relationship paradigm.
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Really? What changed?
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There's just a time
in every woman's life...
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...when she gets tired of waking up
on a futon...
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...with a bunch of people
she doesn't know.
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Yeah, I can see how that would...
A bunch of people?
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Anyway, I just figure
it's time to slow things down...
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...and who better to slow things down with
than you?
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I'm flattered.
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So how do you suggest we proceed?
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Your place. We'll order Chinese.
You'll rent a movie, artsy but accessible.
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Then light petting, no coitus.
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- Sounds fun.
- I'll leave the details up to you.
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I think it's better
if you assume the male role.
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Thank you, that's very thoughtful.
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Great.
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Call me.
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Hey, great news.
My mom sent me my old Nintendo 64.
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LEONARD:
Oh.
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- Terrific.
- You know what this means, don't you?
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Break out the Red Bull.
It's time to rock "Mario" old school.
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- I kind of have other plans tonight.
- But it's Friday.
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Friday's always vintage-game night.
Look, Mom included the memory card.
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We can pick up right where I left off
in 1999 when I had pernicious anemia.
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The thing is, someone's coming over.
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Well, no problem. I have three controllers.
The more the merrier.
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Sheldon, it's a date.
I have a date coming over.
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Oh.
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Well, you can't blame me
for not jumping to that conclusion.
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Why? What's so unusual
about me having a date?
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- Well, statistically speaking...
- All right, all right.
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Nevertheless, I have one now...
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...and I'd appreciate it if you would,
you know, make yourself scarce.
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I am a published theoretical physicist
with two doctorates...
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...and an IQ which can't be measured
by normal tests.
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How much scarcer could I be?
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You know what I mean.
Could you just give us a little privacy?
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- You want me to leave the apartment?
- Yes.
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You mean just go someplace else
and be...
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...someplace else?
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- Yes.
- But why should I leave?
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- This is my apartment too.
- I know it is.
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If science ever discovers a second member
of your species...
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...and you two would like some privacy,
I'd be happy to get out of your way.
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Well, all right, then.
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Sheldon? What are you doing?
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Playing "Super Mario"
on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator.
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But why are you doing it on the stairs?
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I am a modern-day Napoleon
exiled to the Elba of the staircase...
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...because Leonard, get this, has a date.
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Oh. Oh, well, good for him.
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Yeah, but why are you sitting here?
Why don't you go to a movie or something?
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Alone?
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- Yeah, why not?
- What if I choke on my popcorn?
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Who will administer
the Heimlich maneuver?
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- Then don't order popcorn.
- No popcorn at the mov...?
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Listen to yourself.
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- Why don't you go to a coffee shop?
- I don't drink coffee.
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They have other things.
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- What do they have?
- I don't know. You know, cookies, pastries...
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- Pastries such as bear claws?
- Yeah, sure.
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I don't like bear claws.
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Hey, Penny. Dumb-ass.
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Leslie Winkle.
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Of all the overrated physicists
in all the labs in all the world...
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...why does it have to be Leslie Winkle?
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Well, they have a lot in common.
I mean, they're both scientists.
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Please. The only way she could make
a contribution to science...
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...would be if they resumed sending chimps
into space.
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Okay, well, I have a date too,
so I'll see you.
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Everybody has a date.
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Even you, Mario,
going after Princess Peach.
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And what am I doing?
I'm just enabling you.
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- This is pretty good orange chicken.
- Yeah, it's from Chang's.
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- Not Chow's?
- No, Chang's.
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- What happened to Chow's?
- It changed.
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So how many children
do you think we should have?
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[COUGHING]
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I'm sorry, that was a little abrupt.
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A little.
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There are so many things to talk about
before reproduction.
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I sure hope so.
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Besides shortness, what genetic
weaknesses run in your family?
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I'm sorry to interrupt.
Battery's dying. Continue.
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Uh, genetic weaknesses, right.
Um, there's the lactose intolerance.
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Don't forget the male-pattern baldness.
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When his uncles sit around the dinner
table, they look like a half-carton of eggs.
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Okay, yeah, my uncles are bald...
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...but my Aunt Edna is one of the hairiest
women you'll ever meet, so, you know...
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Sweet lady.
It always tickles when she hugs me.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- What now?
- I have to make pee-pee.
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I'm sorry
about all of Sheldon's interruptions.
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He can be a bit of an eccentric.
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If by "eccentric"...
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...you mean "passive-aggressive
East Texas blowhole," I agree.
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Well, I think tonight
was a very good start.
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Me too. You're sure you're okay
postponing intercourse...
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...until our relationship
is past the initial viability test?
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No problem.
I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse.
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I guess I'll call you
and we'll arrange another evening.
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I believe protocol dictates
that you wait a minimum of 18 hours...
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...before you call so I'm not repulsed
by your cloying eagerness.
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- Sure.
- Again, it's your decision. You're the man.
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PENNY:
No, it wasn't my cat.
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It was an experiment designed
by this guy named Schrödinger.
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From the Charlie Brown cartoons?
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No, he was some kind of scientist.
Let me start again.
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- Oh, hey, Leonard.
- Hello.
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- Leslie.
LESLIE: Hi.
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Okay, well, good night.
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Okay, well, good night.
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That ain't gonna make your point.
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Okay, okay, that's enough.
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Call me.
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Right.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Well, okay, good night.
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- What?
- Had a great time. Ciao.
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I'm sorry, I am not going back
to the Renaissance fair.
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Come on, Sheldon.
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There are so few places
I can wear my jester costume.
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I don't care. There are far too many
historical anomalies for my comfort.
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Oh, okay, how about this?
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You can go dressed
as a Star Trek science officer...
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...exploring a planet similar to Earth
in the 1500s.
236
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,764
You mean like Spock?
237
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,100
Sure.
238
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Fascinating.
239
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- Hey, fellow scientists. Sheldon.
LEONARD: Mm.
240
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,028
Why don't we move there
so Leslie can join us?
241
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,321
Yeah, let's do it.
242
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,204
If you're having trouble
deciding where to sit...
243
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,123
...I suggest One Potato, Two Potato...
244
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:39,335
...or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle
Experimental Methodology.
245
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,966
- Don't make this hard for me.
- It's not hard. It's simple.
246
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,177
You can either sit with me,
your friend, colleague and roommate...
247
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:52,140
...or you can sit with an overrated scientist
you might have sex with.
248
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,226
You're right, it is simple.
249
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,650
- Hey, Sheldon.
SHELDON: Penny.
250
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,820
Third floor tonight. Mixing it up?
251
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,281
Oh.
252
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,493
I still don't understand
why you don't just go to dinner.
253
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,038
All right, let's say I go to dinner alone...
254
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,498
...and during the meal
I have to use the restroom.
255
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,752
How do I know
someone's not touching my food?
256
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,090
Good night, Sheldon.
257
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,301
Penny, hold on.
258
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,262
You sure things can't work out
with you and Leonard?
259
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,472
Excuse me?
260
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,517
I'm just wondering
if you really gave it the old college try.
261
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,688
Or in your case,
the old community-college try.
262
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,776
Okay, where is this coming from?
263
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:48,780
Leonard is upstairs right now
with my archenemy.
264
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:53,201
- Your archenemy?
- Yes, the Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic.
265
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,203
The Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man.
266
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:59,082
- The Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel...
- Okay, I get it, I get it, I get it.
267
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,210
It's amazing how many super villains
have advanced degrees.
268
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:07,215
Graduate schools should do a better job
of screening those people out.
269
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,217
Sheldon, come back. You're losing me.
270
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,762
It's Leslie Winkle, Penny.
She belittles my research.
271
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,139
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
272
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,600
She called me "dumb-ass."
273
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,727
I know, I heard.
274
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,354
Given the situation...
275
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,315
...I have no choice
but to withdraw my previous objections...
276
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,568
...to your ill-considered relationship
with Leonard.
277
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,905
Oh, gee, well, thank you for that.
278
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,117
But, um, I think for now
Leonard and I are just gonna stay friends.
279
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,245
No. That response is unacceptable to me.
280
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,749
- You are a smart guy. You must know...
- I'm smart?
281
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:45,920
I'd have to lose 60 IQ points
to be classified as "smart."
282
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,589
- Are you gonna let me talk?
- I'm sorry.
283
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,093
You must know that if Leonard and Leslie
wanna be together...
284
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,429
...nothing you can do is gonna stop it.
285
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:58,307
You continue to underestimate
my capabilities, madam.
286
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,020
Okay, let me put it this way.
If you're Leonard's friend...
287
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,273
...you will support him
no matter who he wants to be with.
288
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,776
Wait a minute.
Why am I doing all the giving here?
289
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,945
If Leonard's really my friend...
290
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,615
...why doesn't he have to support me
in my hatred of Leslie Winkle?
291
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,953
Because love trumps hate.
292
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,040
Oh, now you're just making stuff up.
293
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,001
Okay. Good night, Sheldon.
294
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,463
Oh, Mario.
295
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:32,467
If only I could control everyone
the way I control you.
296
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,472
Hop, you little plumber, hop, hop, hop.
297
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:46,147
When the two of you reach a natural
stopping point, I'd like to have a word.
298
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:50,151
If the word is "pee-pee," just do it.
299
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,449
Leonard, you're my friend...
300
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,494
...and friends support their friends,
apparently.
301
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,704
So I am withdrawing my objection...
302
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,333
...to your desire
to have a relationship with Leslie.
303
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,044
- Thank you.
- I will graciously overlook the fact...
304
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,630
...that she is an arrogant,
subpar scientist...
305
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,092
...who believes loop quantum gravity
better unites quantum mechanics...
306
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,678
...with general relativity
than does string theory.
307
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,348
You kids have fun.
308
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,141
Hang on a second.
309
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:26,062
Loop quantum gravity clearly offers more
testable predictions than string theory.
310
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,524
I'm listening. Amuse me.
311
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,443
Okay, well, for one thing,
we expect quantized space-time...
312
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:36,364
...to manifest as minute differences
in the speed of light for different colors.
313
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,576
Balderdash.
Matter clearly consists of tiny strings.
314
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,539
Are you gonna let him talk to me
like that?
315
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,629
Okay, well,
there is a lot of merit to both theories.
316
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,716
No, there isn't. Only loop quantum gravity
calculates the entropy of black holes.
317
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,218
[SNORTS]
318
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:02,056
Sheldon, don't make that noise.
It's disrespectful.
319
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,892
I should hope so.
It was a snort of derision.
320
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,978
You agree with me, right?
321
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,730
Loop quantum gravity
is the future of physics.
322
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:14,610
Sorry, Leslie, I guess I prefer
my space stringy, not loopy.
323
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:18,489
Well, I'm glad I found out the truth
about you before this went any further.
324
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,116
Truth? What truth?
325
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,536
We're talking about untested hypotheses...
Look, it's no big deal.
326
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,745
Oh, it isn't? Really?
327
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,582
Tell me, Leonard,
how will we raise the children?
328
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:34,922
I guess we wait until they're old enough
and let them choose their own theory.
329
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,134
We can't let them choose, Leonard,
they're children.
330
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,637
Wait, where are you going?
331
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,431
I'm sorry.
332
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,976
I could've accepted our kids
being genetically unable to eat ice cream...
333
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,437
...or ever get a good view of a parade.
334
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:54,442
But this? This is a deal breaker.
335
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,955
Look on the bright side.
336
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:14,629
- What's the bright side?
- Only nine more months to Comic-Con.
337
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,673
Oh, yeah.
338
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,515
[WHIRRING]
339
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,356
Captain, I'm getting an unusual reading.
340
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,816
Yeah, that's great.
You guys want corn dogs?
341
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,318
Yeah.
342
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,320
That's a temporal anomaly.
343
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:44,575
Corn dogs didn't come into existence
till the first half of the 20th century.
344
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,354
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