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Flying,
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electricity,
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and that is camouflage.
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You are superheroes, guys. You are.
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The jumper Posse?
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- This is our destiny.
- We're getting a better name.
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There's nothing l can do to help anyone,
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but you can make a difference.
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You 're the only one out of us
who can actually change people's lives.
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What's going to happen
if we do have the baby?
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You're just going to disappear
and leave me to fend for myself?
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If you want someone who's gonna be
a good dad
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and look after this fucking baby,
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then you've got the wrong Rudy, cos I'm
the shit one, or don't you remember that?
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Fuck you!
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Fucking coward.
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Do you know...
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what today is?
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Tuesday?
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Today...
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is the last day
of your community service.
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It's all over.
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Seriously?
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Are... Are you kidding?
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And you had a chance
to do something positive,
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to give something back,
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to help people,
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to really make a difference
to their lives.
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You failed.
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Dismally.
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Do you want to know
what the real tragedy is?
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This moment...
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right here...
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right now...
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this is as good as it gets for you.
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♪ The city breathing, the people churning
The conversating
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♪ The price is what?
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♪ The conversating, this place is heaven
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♪ And if you see them
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♪ They say... ♪
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Hello?
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What have you done to this place?
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It's a superhero lair.
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Guys.
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It's your superhero lair.
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They're your costumes.
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You're gonna be on community service.
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It... It's your secret identity.
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Do we actually have to go round
picking up litter and shit?
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No, you don't have to go round picking...
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You just pretend
you're picking up litter and excrement.
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No-one's gonna suspect you're superheroes.
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They're just gonna think you're...
a bunch of useless ASBO delinquents.
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Let's do some good.
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What are you looking at?
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You shouldn't break into
other people's cars.
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What's that?
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You shouldn't... break into cars.
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Jog on, or I will fuck you up!
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For fuck's sake.
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What are you doing? You've killed him!
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That's really bad.
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He's fine. I just stunned him.
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What do we do with him?
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What would other superheroes do?
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The Hulk'd do this.
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Rarrhh!
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Aaah!
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Police?
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I want to report a crime.
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I really liked your Hulk impression.
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I like the idea of being a nurse...
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or a shepherd.
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What qualifications do you need
to be a shepherd?
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You need a crook, a well-trained
Border collie
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- and a profound love of sheep, love.
- I'll tell you where
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I'm not gonna be in a year's time,
and that is...
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...working behind a bar.
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I, for one, will be enjoying my life
as a multimillionaire!
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Scratchcard?!!
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- That's genius.
- Why didn't I think of that
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Well, not everyone's as blessed
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in the brains and trouser department
as I am, are they?
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If you play enough
of 'em, odds are you're in for a big win,
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- and that's just basic science.
- Mm.
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- One more melon, that's me.
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You fucking... apple!
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- Oh...
- For fuck's sake!
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- Oh.
- A shame.
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Piss off.
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What?
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- You all right?
- Yeah, man, never better.
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Never better.
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What? Do I detect an overwhelming
sense of sexual disappointment?
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Prick.
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Why can't you just be happy for me?
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Oh, man, it was a joke.
For fuck's... God. For fuck's sake.
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Are you all right?
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♪ ...When I was so very hopeless
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♪ Darling
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♪ He's going to make it all better... ♪
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jess. Jess, please.
Just give me... give me a minute.
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How much longer are you going to
punish me for... I fucking panicked.
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All I could see before me
was impending fatherhood,
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followed by middle age and then death.
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I needed you,
and you weren't there for me.
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I know I wasn't there for you.
I know, but I am here now.
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It's who you are.
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I was stupid to think this could work.
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I can't do this.
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Jess. For fuck's sake.
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You go first.
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Do you know what?
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Erm... I wasn't actually
going to put anything on.
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I was just using it as an excuse
to get away from someone. Ha-ha!
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Yeah... actually, sure.
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I should go.
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When can I see you again?
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Things are really complicated for me
right now.
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I like you. You like me.
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Just give me a chance.
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Get to know me. I'm a cool guy.
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You just have to spend some time with me.
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We had a nice time.
Let's just leave it at that, yeah?
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We can make this work.
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We have a future together.
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Mm, we don't have a future.
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You don't decide.
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I do.
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Get off.
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Get your fucking hand off me!
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I'll show you.
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I should go.
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Go where?
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Home.
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This is your home.
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What is that?
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It's our son.
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He wants you.
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He needs... feeding.
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Is this supposed to be funny
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He's our son.
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Look at him.
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He's got your eyes.
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What did you do?
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I threw us forward through time.
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We had a baby.
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We're parents.
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No, I haven't got a fucking baby.
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Do you want to hold him?
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He's... He's not mine.
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I know it's confusing...
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but you have a new life now
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and me and Leo are a big part of it.
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He needs you.
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He needs his mum.
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He's so beautiful.
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Take me back.
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I want you to take me back in time.
You fix this.
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You take me back.
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This is your life now.
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You accept that,
or I'll throw us back through time.
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I'll keep doing it until I get it right.
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You won't remember a thing.
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We can do this again and again and again.
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I'm not giving up you and our baby.
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I will never fall in love with you,
you creepy fucking prick!
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Give it time.
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I can give us all the time we need.
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You're not like the other girls.
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You've done this before.
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Spend the day with him.
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He is going to break your heart.
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I have to get ready for work.
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You can't do this.
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You can't leave me with him!
He's not my fucking baby!
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Sorry. The number you
have called is currently unavailable.
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- Please try again later.
- What the fuck?
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Finn?
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Oh, thank God!
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Finn!
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Where's Finn?
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I think he's in the office.
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Finn?
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Shit. Yes? Jess?
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Oh, my God. Where have you been? What
happened to you? You... You disappeared.
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Er... Er, there's this guy called Luke.
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He used this power and he says
he threw me through time. I...
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Oh.
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What?
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Is that yours?
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He says it's mine.
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This is fucked up.
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You just vanished.
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We searched everywhere. We...
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We thought you were dead.
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None of us has seen you in over a year.
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Why are you wearing an ID badge?
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And why are you...
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dressed like a dick?
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I'm a trainee probation worker.
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This is the required look.
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You're a trainee probation worker?!
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Yes.
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You're shitting me, aren't you?
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It's amazing to think
that came out of Jess's twat.
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You are an industrial tribunal just
waiting to happen. It's called a vagina.
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You're not going to bloody believe this.
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- There's no golf sale.
- How do you mean?
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Well, I've been standing out there
for two weeks holding this poxy sign.
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I go to collect my wages.
There's no golf sale.
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I think I've been the victim
of a cruel practical joke.
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Oh, cute baby.
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Yeah, about the baby...
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Do you know what I was doing...
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when you so...
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rudely interrupted me?
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I'm guessing it wasn't showering.
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I was 19 and a half hours into
a Murder, She Wrote marathon.
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Jess is back.
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- Where is she?
- She's in the shitter.
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She said something about some bloke
who's thrown her forward through time.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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So, the worm's returned...
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with her fuckin' bushy tail
between her legs.
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It's too late, guys.
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It's too late,
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because I had forgot
about her very existence.
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She's back.
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My Jessica's back.
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Oh, wow,
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I need to sit down.
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Is he having a mental breakdown?
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Rudy?
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Hello, Jess.
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(50553
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Oh.
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You look like shit.
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It's been a bit of a rough year.
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Me vigorous grooming and personal
hygiene regime might have...
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slipped just a bit.
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Did... Did Finn tell you about...
about the baby?
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Is that...
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Is he mine?
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I don't know. I don't... I don't think so.
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- I think it's Luke's.
- Who the fuck is Luke?
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Are you gonna pick that up?
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You pick it up. In't that
what you're supposed to be doing?
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- How high is that?
- It's high.
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Ugh...
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What are you doing?!
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You drop him right there?
You've splattered us.
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I've told you before.
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Yeah, well...
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it's one less wanker to deal with.
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How's it going? See any action?
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Nothing much.
We caught some guy dropping litter.
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What did you do to him?
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We let him off with a very stern warning.
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Hmm. He won't be doing that again.
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What are you up to?
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I'm just... I'm going through the papers.
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Huh.
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- Are you staying at mine tonight?
- Yeah.
268
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,921
- Ooh.
- Are you all right?
269
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,481
What?
270
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,241
I've had an 'aircut.
271
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,489
'Ere. Crisps are for you.
272
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,045
Milk's for 'im.
273
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,369
And this scratchcard's for me.
Game on. Let's do this.
274
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,405
Oh, you fuck...
275
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,086
How's Rudy 2?
276
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,970
We just... We don't see
much of each other any more.
277
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,491
Birthdays.
278
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,568
Religious holidays - Easter...
279
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,045
Christmas...
280
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,605
Ramadan.
281
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,846
Hah...
282
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,161
I never stopped, you know.
283
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,128
I never stopped looking for you.
284
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:53,201
I always sort of hoped and prayed you'd
just come sashaying through the door...
285
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:58,406
just give me one of them killer smiles,
and I could just tell you how sorry I was.
286
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,521
Look...
287
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,167
I'm not going to pretend
that I wasn't angry with you.
288
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,080
But this... this...
289
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:11,162
whole thing is so messed up.
290
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,769
I don't even feel like it's my baby.
291
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,484
I don't feel...
292
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,364
anything.
293
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,805
Mm-hm.
294
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,524
He's got your eyes.
295
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,171
A beautiful chestnut brown.
296
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,608
You all right, little man?
297
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,961
How you diddling?
298
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,130
Christ, look at his tiny little 'ands.
299
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,722
Strong enough to crush
a grown man's heart, they are.
300
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,320
He'd squeeze the life right out of him.
301
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,250
So, what happens now?
302
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,806
I have no fucking idea what happens now.
303
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,527
- Those three, they...
- Mm.
304
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,760
Speak.
305
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,803
Head office called.
306
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,244
There's no record of them being
sentenced to community service.
307
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,046
They... shouldn't be here.
308
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,966
Well, there's a perfectly reasonable way
to handle this.
309
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Which is?
310
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,724
Why are you here?
311
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,046
Why?
312
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,969
Why? Why? Why?
313
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,402
Why? Why? Why? Why?!
314
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:06,447
A probation worker
must learn to wear many masks.
315
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,724
Best friend.
316
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,125
Father figure.
317
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,171
Tearful clown.
318
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,526
What's up, dawg?
319
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,211
Help me out with something.
320
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,291
There's no record of you ever being
sentenced to community service.
321
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,643
So, I was kind of wondering,
you know, why you're here.
322
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,603
You know, I'm sure there's
other things you could be doing,
323
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,485
pretty girl like yourself.
324
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,201
You killed the trainee probation worker!
325
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,368
I only stunned him.
326
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,686
He's on to us.
327
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,120
What do we do with him?
328
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,890
We'll have to bury him under the flyover.
329
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,446
We've buried so many people.
There's no room left under the flyover.
330
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,085
What's that?
331
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,884
There's no room.
332
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,888
We'll have to start double-banking 'em.
333
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,406
Oh, shit. Shovels.
334
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,086
I know what you've been doing.
335
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,729
You've been killing people.
336
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,841
Kinda.
337
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,161
Only people that deserve it.
338
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,841
- Only wankers!
- You don't get to decide, Sam.
339
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,450
This is not how it's supposed to be.
340
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,211
- You're meant to be superheroes.
- You're telling me
341
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,641
the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
never killed some ignorant fucker
342
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,649
for dropping litter
or shitting in the street?
343
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,808
No, they didn't.
344
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,561
Leonardo, Michelangelo,
Donatello and Raphael
345
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,523
would never have done any of them things.
346
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,688
- They lived by a code!
- OK.
347
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,488
Bad example. But, look, you just get so
sick of dealing with the same scumbags.
348
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,682
The courts don't do anything.
349
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,962
A fine? Community service? It's a joke.
350
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,125
We came up with
a more permanent solution.
351
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,287
Murdering 'em?
352
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,801
If you say it like that, it sounds bad.
353
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,685
We'd really like you to be OK with this.
354
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,484
I'm not OK with it!
355
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,765
I'm not OK!
356
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,690
I'm very far from being OK!
357
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,531
I'm actually very bloody angry!
358
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,123
Born To Be With You)
359
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,004
Do you know what?
360
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,845
What are you doing?
361
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,169
Well, he wanted to suckle on something
and you weren't 'ere.
362
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,921
I know they're not as beautiful as yours,
like, but any nipple in a storm. Eh, mate?
363
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,206
Do you want him?
364
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,970
It's not sucking on my tit.
Put it in the pram.
365
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,650
All right.
366
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,845
Come on. One sec. Here we go,
here we go, here we go, here we go.
367
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,928
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
woof, woof, woof, woof!
368
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,571
Is that milk?
369
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,331
Oh, my God!
370
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,650
I'm lactating.
371
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,129
Love's stronger than biology, guys.
372
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,644
Hi, it's... it's me.
373
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,081
Listen, I... I've made
a terrible error of judgment.
374
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,804
RUDY 2". You were right about Helen.
375
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,241
What? She's not an electrician, is she?
376
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,330
She don't know her... I knew it.
It's just one big lie.
377
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,363
No. I've... I've started something.
378
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,925
I... I thought I was doing something good
379
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,441
but Helen and the others,
they're killing people.
380
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,564
They almost got Finn.
I've got to stop 'em.
381
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,680
No, no, no, no.
382
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,882
Where are you? Where...
Where are you now?
383
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,207
Listen, I just... I want you to know...
384
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,722
I'm sorry, and I should...
I should never have left you.
385
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,444
We belong together. I'm...
386
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,927
Where are you? Tell me where you are.
387
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,804
I can come and get you then, can't I?
Where are you?
388
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,967
I love you, man.
389
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,650
Oh, for fuck's sake!
390
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,921
What's going on, Rudy?
391
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,169
It's Rudy 2. He says his electrician
girlfriend's frigging killing people,
392
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,645
for Christ's sake!
393
00:24:52,855 --> 00:24:54,176
You're not going to believe this.
394
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,762
Those community service pricks,
fucking little fuckers.
395
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,324
They tried to kill me!
396
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,761
Well, they chose
the wrong day to do that, Finlay...
397
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,963
cos I'm feeling very hormonal.
398
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,680
♪ You got a reaction
399
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,889
♪ You got a reaction, didn't you... ♪
400
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,411
They're coming.
401
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,761
I suppose you'd better kill 'em.
402
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,928
♪ ...You took a wild orchid,
turned it blue... ♪
403
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,450
OK, as I see it,
404
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,166
we're getting into a fight with people
with much better superpowers than us.
405
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,931
- Define better.
- Flying.
406
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,804
He's got a point.
407
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,441
That is actually very impressive.
408
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,769
Oh, my God! That is...
That's a man flying.
409
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,362
That's like roller-skating cats. I never
thought I'd see that, not in my lifetime.
410
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,522
What's the plan?
Do we... Do we have a plan?
411
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,683
Running's a plan!
There's no shame in running!
412
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,280
You prick!
413
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,327
All right, all right,
so what I'm thinking
414
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,249
you need to do,
you need to mount him in mid-flight,
415
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,648
you need to rip his jumpsuit off,
and just fuck his power out of him.
416
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,085
Oh, is... is that it
417
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,645
So, I don't need to cook him
a nice dinner first or anything like that?
418
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,250
Bloody hell!
If you think you can't do it...
419
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,806
Erm... I didn't say that. I could do it.
420
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,366
Erm... I don't think you could.
421
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,131
Seriously, what a shit idea!
422
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,046
It's amazing
what you can goad people into.
423
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,811
Vanity and pride have been
the undoing of many a great man, Finlay.
424
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,888
Roy Castle, God rest his soul.
425
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,047
He died of cancer, Rudy.
426
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,889
I thought he tap-danced himself to death.
427
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,764
Get off me. Get off.
428
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,529
- Oh, my God. He's actually doing it.
- Go on! You can do it!
429
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,881
- I never doubted you, man!
- Go on, you handsome barman!
430
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,485
- Shall I?
- No!
431
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,127
I'm the fucking superhero!
432
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,245
Oh-oh-oh...
433
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,806
- Shit!
- He didn't think this through.
434
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,241
Flap your arms! Flap!
435
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,284
Handsome barman?
436
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,325
Oh, dude!
437
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,805
Told you I could do it.
438
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,243
You betrayed me.
439
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,408
I never meant you to find out.
440
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,646
Look, I can explain.
441
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,888
I loved you.
442
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,365
With all me heart.
443
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,560
I'm sorry.
444
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,085
Will you wait here?
445
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,725
I want to help.
446
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,003
I know you want to help,
but you've got to look after him.
447
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,562
Listen, I know he's not mine.
448
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,446
But I will love him like he was my own
if that's what you want.
449
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,723
D-Don't... Don't answer it now. just...
450
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,406
think about it, yeah?
451
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,281
Rudy.
452
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,245
Be careful.
453
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,249
Of course I'll be careful.
454
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:04,482
Careful's my middle name.
Rudy Careful Geoffrey Wade.
455
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,207
Oh, come on.
456
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,481
It's all right.
457
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,329
All right.
458
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,442
Come on. Oh.
459
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,206
You worried about Rudy? Hm?
460
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,446
Me too.
461
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,081
It's OK.
462
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,409
He'll be all right.
463
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,489
Don't do that to me.
464
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,162
What are you doing to me?
465
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,007
Sh, sh.
466
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,804
- I heard something.
- What?
467
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,524
Sh!
468
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,925
Follow me.
469
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,166
Oh...
470
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,124
You won't have realised this about me...
471
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,844
but I'm gay.
472
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,567
1 am...
473
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,045
a beautiful
474
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,924
and proud...
475
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,805
gay probation worker.
476
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,329
So am I.
477
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,009
Yeah, but what if
she's camouflaged herself as a pigeon?
478
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,203
You can't camouflage yourself as a pigeon.
479
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,765
Dimensions are all wrong.
480
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,082
A horse. A donkey.
481
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,771
An alpaca, maybe.
482
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,406
A pigeon, no.
483
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,926
Ow! She stabbed me!
484
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,565
She's fucking stabbed me!
485
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,444
You bitch!
486
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,524
Killer! Bitch! You're swinging.
487
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,766
Fuck!
488
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,086
Fuck! Stop!
489
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,250
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fucking slag!
490
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,604
Oh, God. Oh...
491
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,801
Wasn't her.
492
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,086
- That's not good.
- What...
493
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,929
That's not good.
494
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,567
We're going to find you
and we're going to fucking kill you!
495
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,403
- Gargh!
- No!
496
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,727
- You killed Sam.
- What's that?
497
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,366
You killed Sam!
498
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,086
Whoa, ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoa, dude!
499
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,964
Oh, did you see that?
500
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,448
That's a G-flat, because she's flat
and her fucking name begins with G.
501
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,881
- Her name's Karen.
- Is it?
502
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,328
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, look, don't, please?
503
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,645
You don't have to be a part of this.
504
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,081
But I am a part of this.
I'm a part of him.
505
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,486
Oh, mate.
506
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,443
But you... Please, just walk away.
507
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,450
Fuck these losers.
They've got it coming.
508
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,882
I'm sorry, but if you're going to kill him
you're going to have to kill me as well.
509
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,809
You're choosing him over me?
510
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,365
Yeah, I am.
511
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,801
He treated you like shit.
512
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,084
Don't I mean anything to you?
513
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,884
You mean the world to me.
514
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,731
You know you do!
You... You... You betrayed me.
515
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,241
I did not betray you.
516
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,485
I-I know
I haven't always appreciated you.
517
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,006
But the truth is, I feel...
518
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,485
I feel hollow,
519
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,365
like an empty can of Tizer.
520
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,608
You complete me. Huh.
521
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,006
That's jerry Maguire.
522
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,201
Yeah.
523
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,484
I miss you, dude.
524
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,521
Come 'ere.
525
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,001
Together, we are twice as strong,
526
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,408
we're twice as intelligent
and we're twice as frigging handsome,
527
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,683
and there is fucking nothing
you can do to us.
528
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,484
I can kill you.
529
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,327
Well...
530
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,323
that's just the problem, though,
isn't it, with you electricians?
531
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,408
You just think you can play God,
don't you?
532
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,521
Well, no, sir.
533
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:11,287
I've got news for you, pal.
People are more complicated than plugs!
534
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,365
Look at yourself. You just think
everyone's a toaster, don't you?
535
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,687
You're a fucking idiot.
536
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,410
Well, just give it your fucking best shot,
cos I've got rubber soles!
537
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:31,961
Rudy?
538
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,331
- Oh!
- Come on.
539
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,851
I deliberately pissed myself.
540
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,851
You've just been killed
by my weak, infantile bladder. Ha-ha-ha!
541
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,644
"Ah!
542
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,120
Hold in there. We can fix this.
543
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,049
How do we fix it?
544
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,889
Rudy?
545
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,923
Rudy? Oh...
546
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,929
Oh, look at you.
547
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,962
You're so beautiful.
548
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,128
No, no, you...
549
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,208
you can't do this. I need you!
550
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,846
I've got something for you.
551
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,366
gust get...
552
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,003
I need a coin.
553
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,121
Yeah.
554
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,560
Here, mate.
555
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,601
Thanks, man.
556
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,531
Three melons!
557
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,210
Oh, God, I've done it.
558
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,446
You've done it.
559
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,641
I've beaten the odds.
560
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,964
Here, give me your hand.
561
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,163
There is a quid on there.
562
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,444
Make sure you look after that baby.
563
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,004
Rudy?
564
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,451
No, no. No, no, no, no.
565
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,564
I think I'm going to be all right.
566
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,561
Rudy?
567
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,408
Rudy?
568
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,561
I should have told him.
569
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,000
I should have told him that I loved him.
Why didn't I tell him?
570
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,241
He knew.
571
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,486
He knew.
572
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,444
Oh, come on. Sh, sh, sh.
573
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,246
What are you going to do?
574
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,609
I'm going home.
575
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,801
Come on.
576
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,205
There you go.
577
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,005
I'm doing this for you.
578
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,245
Hi.
579
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,809
It's me.
580
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,324
Jess?
581
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,046
Jess?
582
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,560
Jess?
583
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,601
Jess!
584
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,767
No!
585
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,848
No, no. No, no, no. jess?
586
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,724
No, no. You can't do this.
587
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,164
I won't let you.
588
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,725
You're mine.
589
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,369
Scratchcard.
590
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,370
That's genius. Why didn't I think of that?
591
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,006
Well, not everyone's as blessed in
the brains and trouser department as I am,
592
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,246
are they?
593
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,122
Hi, it's me.
594
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:35,642
Listen carefully, because there's
some things that you need to know.
595
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,444
I know this sounds weird, but...
596
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,290
you're gonna have a baby.
597
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,926
Oh, he's beautiful.
598
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,328
Listen. You're gonna meet this guy.
His name's Luke.
599
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,771
Can I buy you a drink?
600
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,205
You have to have sex with him
601
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,084
or the baby will never exist.
602
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,970
We'll always be together.
603
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,970
But Luke is a psycho.
604
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:24,011
After you have sex with him, you have
to kill him or he will never let you go.
605
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,290
Rudy loves you and your baby.
606
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,244
So, stop being such a stubborn bitch
and forgive him.
607
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,566
Don't fuck it up.
608
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,601
What's going on?
609
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,970
Do you know, I honestly thought...
610
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,242
I thought I could do something...
611
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,284
achieve something on me own.
612
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,368
Honestly, what an idiot.
613
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,289
Hey, what... what are you talking about?
614
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,404
Jess has just come back from the future.
615
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,089
And she said this whole superhero thing,
it just...
616
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,565
it gets completely out of control.
617
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:37,322
I mean, you... You end up
killing people, lots of 'em.
618
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,966
And then we all die...
619
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,880
horribly.
620
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:49,967
This is what happens when you base your
future around a jumper, for God's sake!
621
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,481
Frigging knitwear!
622
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,601
He'!-
623
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,965
Maybe...
624
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,730
we should go travelling together
instead.
625
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,481
Me and you.
626
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,806
Really?
627
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,120
I'd like that.
628
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,806
Here's to the future.
629
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,481
Oh, about the future. I've just been.
630
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,250
Am I a shepherd?
631
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,569
Erm... you are...
632
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,967
holding a golf sale sign
633
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,890
for a golf sale that doesn't exist.
634
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,368
You're still working behind the bar.
635
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,481
And you...
636
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,370
are a trainee probation worker.
637
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,845
Fuck off.
638
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,249
Jess, honest? Shame on you, Finlay!
Deep humiliating shame.
639
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,850
I'm a multimillionaire, aren't I?
640
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,041
- You...
- No, no, no.
641
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,811
Don't tell me, don't tell me.
I want it to be a surprise.
642
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,684
Wink twice for yes.
643
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,247
You win a quid, piss yourself
and then you get electrocuted.
644
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,321
Colour me disappointed.
645
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,720
I'm just saying,
646
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,162
unless we want to spend the rest of our
lives as these underachieving fuck-ups,
647
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,567
then maybe we should think about
actually doing something with our powers.
648
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,524
What, you mean like open up
a fast-food restaurant?
649
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:31,204
No. I mean like becoming proper
superheroes, good ones, that do good shit.
650
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,685
Superheroes.
651
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,489
- I'm up for that.
- I might have to make
652
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,762
a few modifications, just on me costume.
653
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,451
It's just on account of me...
I've got irritable bowel syndrome.
654
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,370
And shitting in Lycra
is how I got banned from the gym.
655
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,244
No offence, but you lot...
656
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,243
superheroes?!
657
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,651
Fuck it.
658
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,530
All right, yeah, let's do it.
659
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,763
This could be the start of something huge.
660
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,567
I feel it in me nutsack.
660
00:44:03,305 --> 00:45:03,874
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