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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,407 --> 00:00:04,742 All right, let's play one more time, okay? 2 00:00:04,909 --> 00:00:07,954 And remember, if I win, you do not move to Paris. 3 00:00:08,121 --> 00:00:11,249 Okay. I can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on. 4 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:15,044 All right, Joe, you remember the rules. Heads, I win. Tails, you lose. 5 00:00:15,211 --> 00:00:16,588 Just flip. 6 00:00:18,298 --> 00:00:20,467 - Tails! - Damn it! 7 00:00:21,509 --> 00:00:24,721 So we thought we'd throw you a little going-away party around 7. 8 00:00:24,888 --> 00:00:26,473 Oh, that sounds good. 9 00:00:26,639 --> 00:00:29,642 Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow. Shouldn't you be packing? 10 00:00:29,809 --> 00:00:32,395 - It's all done. - Oh, yeah, right. 11 00:00:32,562 --> 00:00:36,983 And after I took a shower this morning, I just threw my towel on the floor. 12 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:40,069 - Oh, God, it hurts to even joke about it. - I know. 13 00:00:40,445 --> 00:00:44,282 Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom. 14 00:00:44,449 --> 00:00:48,119 This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are the boxes that I'm having shipped... 15 00:00:48,286 --> 00:00:50,580 ...and that's the sandwich I made for the plane. 16 00:00:50,747 --> 00:00:53,082 - Okay, you've done some good work. - Yeah. 17 00:00:53,249 --> 00:00:54,626 What about your carry-ons? 18 00:00:54,792 --> 00:00:58,004 Oh, well, everything that I need is in here... 19 00:00:58,171 --> 00:01:00,632 ...and my travel documents are on the counter... 20 00:01:00,798 --> 00:01:03,885 ...organized in the order that I will be needing them. 21 00:01:04,052 --> 00:01:07,680 Oh, my God. I have nothing left to teach you. 22 00:01:09,766 --> 00:01:13,144 - Where's your passport? - It should be next to my plane ticket. 23 00:01:13,311 --> 00:01:16,606 - Well, it's not. - What? Maybe I put it in here? 24 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:19,359 Oh! Oh, it's not in there! 25 00:01:19,526 --> 00:01:22,111 Oh, no, I must have packed it in one of these boxes! 26 00:01:22,403 --> 00:01:25,281 - Here, let me help you. - Shoot. 27 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,743 I can't believe I did this. 28 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:32,622 At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport? 29 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:26,634 Oh, wow, can you believe you're only three weeks away? 30 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:28,136 I know. 31 00:02:28,303 --> 00:02:32,056 - You don't mind me touching your belly? - I don't mind you touching my belly... 32 00:02:32,223 --> 00:02:35,310 ...but your hand's kind of blocking the part where the baby's gonna come out. 33 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:40,231 - Hey! - Hey. 34 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:44,986 Hi, Erica. Welcome back to town. Wow, look how big you've gotten. 35 00:02:45,153 --> 00:02:47,238 That's because I'm pregnant. 36 00:02:47,989 --> 00:02:50,950 - Right. No, I understand. - Oh, okay. 37 00:02:51,117 --> 00:02:54,704 I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts. 38 00:02:55,663 --> 00:02:57,498 No, no, I knew. 39 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:04,714 - Okay, well, stop staring at them. - She brought them up. 40 00:03:06,591 --> 00:03:08,760 I didn't realize you were coming back so soon. 41 00:03:08,926 --> 00:03:11,054 In a couple weeks I won't be able to travel. 42 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:14,641 I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel. 43 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:19,103 - Why isn't she staying with you guys? - Because we're moving in a couple days. 44 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:23,441 Plus, hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks. 45 00:03:24,692 --> 00:03:26,444 Erica, those things aren't free. 46 00:03:26,611 --> 00:03:29,739 In fact, they have one of the highest markups of any consumer product... 47 00:03:29,906 --> 00:03:33,826 Ross, she's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants. 48 00:03:35,453 --> 00:03:37,538 I'll be right back. 49 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:42,919 Oh, man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place. 50 00:03:43,086 --> 00:03:45,630 I know. I know. 51 00:03:45,797 --> 00:03:49,384 You know, you could take it if you want. The lease is still in Nana's name. 52 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:53,304 No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. 53 00:03:53,471 --> 00:03:55,890 Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey? 54 00:03:56,057 --> 00:03:57,350 Yeah, it takes two incomes. 55 00:03:58,393 --> 00:04:00,645 Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie. 56 00:04:00,812 --> 00:04:02,397 Oh, no, he doesn't have time for that. 57 00:04:02,563 --> 00:04:04,982 You can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room. 58 00:04:05,149 --> 00:04:08,820 Hmm. Packing. Sexy cheerleader comedy. 59 00:04:08,986 --> 00:04:13,700 Hmm. Helpful brother. Creepy loner at teen movie. 60 00:04:15,284 --> 00:04:17,161 (Creep)' 61 00:04:25,086 --> 00:04:29,173 - What are you guys doing? - Try it. I can't feel a thing. 62 00:04:36,431 --> 00:04:38,349 Are you kidding? 63 00:04:39,976 --> 00:04:42,228 - This is packing? - We're taking a break. 64 00:04:42,395 --> 00:04:43,896 From? 65 00:04:44,063 --> 00:04:45,982 Jumping on the bed. 66 00:04:46,566 --> 00:04:50,278 All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours, and there's a lot to do. 67 00:04:50,445 --> 00:04:53,489 Ross, you've got Geller blood. You're in charge of these yahoos. 68 00:04:53,656 --> 00:04:55,116 - You got it. - All right. 69 00:04:55,283 --> 00:04:57,493 She's right. We gotta get serious. 70 00:04:57,660 --> 00:05:00,663 Let's put Styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him! 71 00:05:02,623 --> 00:05:06,461 No, guys, she's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet. 72 00:05:06,627 --> 00:05:10,131 Joey, you pack them, and Ross, you repack whatever Joey packs. 73 00:05:14,677 --> 00:05:16,137 You guys hear a ringing? 74 00:05:18,055 --> 00:05:23,603 - What the hell is this? - Hey, handcuffs. And fur-lined. Nice. 75 00:05:23,770 --> 00:05:26,147 I didn't know you guys had it in you. 76 00:05:27,023 --> 00:05:29,942 Chandler, you don't have a sister, so you can't understand... 77 00:05:30,109 --> 00:05:32,820 ...how much this bums me out. 78 00:05:33,321 --> 00:05:36,032 I didn't know Monica had these. 79 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:40,328 Maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard. 80 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:46,334 Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky. 81 00:05:46,918 --> 00:05:51,547 I once did a naked dance for her with scarves. 82 00:05:54,175 --> 00:05:56,219 Bumming hard, guys. Bumming hard. 83 00:06:04,227 --> 00:06:05,269 - Hey. - Hey. Where's Mike? 84 00:06:05,436 --> 00:06:06,854 Oh, he has a gig. 85 00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:09,857 It's kind of like being married to a rock star, you know? 86 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:12,109 My husband has a gig. 87 00:06:13,236 --> 00:06:14,570 Yeah? Where is it? 88 00:06:14,737 --> 00:06:18,950 Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party. 89 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:22,328 Rock on! 90 00:06:23,412 --> 00:06:26,207 Wow, this is quite a spread. What is all this stuff? 91 00:06:26,374 --> 00:06:29,710 Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food... 92 00:06:29,877 --> 00:06:32,296 ...that I don't want to move to the new house with me. 93 00:06:32,463 --> 00:06:38,052 So enjoy. Smoked oyster casserole with a breakfast-cereal crust. 94 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:45,059 Kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange. 95 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:47,645 - Hey. - Hey. 96 00:06:47,812 --> 00:06:49,939 - Where's Rach? - She's putting Emma down. 97 00:06:50,106 --> 00:06:53,109 She'll be over in a second. It just hit her that she's leaving. 98 00:06:53,276 --> 00:06:56,529 She's kind of emotional, no one say anything to set her off, okay? 99 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:57,780 Yeah. 100 00:06:58,614 --> 00:06:59,949 Hey, Rach. Hey. 101 00:07:00,116 --> 00:07:02,076 There she is. 102 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:04,787 Hi, you guys. 103 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:06,747 What did I just say? 104 00:07:08,749 --> 00:07:11,502 Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna be fine. 105 00:07:11,669 --> 00:07:14,255 - Come, I'll make you a drink. - Okay. 106 00:07:15,298 --> 00:07:17,967 Oh, man, I can't believe she's actually leaving. 107 00:07:18,134 --> 00:07:19,969 How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel? 108 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:22,763 I know, she's been such a big part of my life. 109 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:25,600 It feels like when Melrose Place got canceled. 110 00:07:30,021 --> 00:07:31,689 I mean... 111 00:07:32,356 --> 00:07:35,109 Ah, forget it, I miss Melrose Place. 112 00:07:36,694 --> 00:07:39,155 - I had a chance to stop her too. - Yeah? 113 00:07:39,322 --> 00:07:42,992 Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? You know? 114 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:46,120 Heads, she wins. Tails, I lose. 115 00:07:51,042 --> 00:07:52,752 Wait a minute. 116 00:07:52,919 --> 00:07:57,131 - Yes, Joe? - I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning. 117 00:08:00,635 --> 00:08:02,845 So you doing okay? 118 00:08:03,012 --> 00:08:06,515 Well, I've been better. You guys are gonna come visit, right? 119 00:08:06,682 --> 00:08:10,061 Yes. You know, in six months, the statute of limitations runs out... 120 00:08:10,227 --> 00:08:13,022 ...and I can travel internationally again. 121 00:08:14,941 --> 00:08:18,319 - I'm gonna miss you so much. - I know. 122 00:08:19,153 --> 00:08:22,198 You know what? Um, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say... 123 00:08:22,365 --> 00:08:27,495 ...to each of you. And I was gonna save it till the end of the night, but come here. 124 00:08:29,914 --> 00:08:32,458 Hey, what do you think they're doing in there? 125 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,377 If I had to guess, I'd say... 126 00:08:34,543 --> 00:08:38,172 ...Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap, and Phoebe's doing the punching. 127 00:08:41,717 --> 00:08:43,928 Pheebs, I don't even know where to start. 128 00:08:44,095 --> 00:08:46,138 - Okay, well, before you do... - Uh-huh. 129 00:08:46,305 --> 00:08:48,683 I know we weren't supposed to get you presents... 130 00:08:48,849 --> 00:08:52,103 - ...but I do have something for you. - Oh! Oh! 131 00:08:52,269 --> 00:08:53,604 Oh. 132 00:08:53,771 --> 00:08:55,856 - What is it? - Well, it's a cotton swab... 133 00:08:56,023 --> 00:08:57,817 ...with a bit of my saliva on it... 134 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:03,239 ...so that if they perfect the cloning process while you're over there... 135 00:09:03,406 --> 00:09:06,659 ...you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs. 136 00:09:10,788 --> 00:09:12,623 I'm gonna throw this away... 137 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:18,129 ...but thank you so much for the gesture. 138 00:09:19,422 --> 00:09:21,090 Chandler? 139 00:09:21,257 --> 00:09:25,469 Um, I was just in our bedroom, and I found these on my pillow. 140 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:29,265 Oh, yes, I decided to leave those out for you in case Richard stops by... 141 00:09:29,432 --> 00:09:33,561 ...and you want to engage in a little light bondage and mustache play. 142 00:09:34,979 --> 00:09:36,897 What are you talking about? These aren't mine. 143 00:09:37,064 --> 00:09:38,274 Oh, yeah, right! 144 00:09:38,441 --> 00:09:41,402 Good luck getting another scarf dance from me. 145 00:09:42,486 --> 00:09:44,905 That would be a terrible punishment. 146 00:09:46,741 --> 00:09:48,868 But I'm serious, I've never seen these before. 147 00:09:49,035 --> 00:09:52,079 Really? Then what are they doing in our guest room? 148 00:09:52,413 --> 00:09:54,206 Rachel used to live in that room. 149 00:09:54,373 --> 00:09:57,960 Rachel. With handcuffs. 150 00:09:58,127 --> 00:09:59,795 Interesting. 151 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:02,048 Joey's bare ass. 152 00:10:06,135 --> 00:10:07,219 Well played. 153 00:10:13,601 --> 00:10:16,604 - I love you, Phoebe. - I love you too. 154 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:20,524 Please... 155 00:10:20,691 --> 00:10:22,026 Please don't... 156 00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:25,780 Don't turn into, you know, a French bitch. 157 00:10:26,447 --> 00:10:28,115 I won't. 158 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:32,828 All right. Well, if I'm gonna do this, I better keep going. 159 00:10:32,995 --> 00:10:34,330 - Okay. - Okay. 160 00:10:34,497 --> 00:10:35,831 - Monica? - Yeah? 161 00:10:35,998 --> 00:10:38,959 - Will you come with me? - Sure. 162 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:42,963 - Are you wearing waterproof mascara? - No. 163 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:45,174 Oh, you're so screwed. 164 00:10:50,596 --> 00:10:51,972 H93'- 165 00:10:52,139 --> 00:10:53,474 What was that all about? 166 00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:57,144 She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually. 167 00:10:57,853 --> 00:10:59,939 Are you kidding? Oh, my God. 168 00:11:00,106 --> 00:11:03,651 Yeah, I know. It's gonna be even worse for you. God. 169 00:11:03,818 --> 00:11:06,445 Well, just get ready to do some serious crying. 170 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:10,032 Man, I'm not gonna be able to handle this. 171 00:11:11,117 --> 00:11:15,162 Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. 172 00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:20,835 And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations. 173 00:11:24,672 --> 00:11:26,882 Mon. Okay. 174 00:11:27,049 --> 00:11:31,345 I better just say what it is I'm gonna say. 175 00:11:34,223 --> 00:11:39,186 None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last 10 years... 176 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,647 ...would have happened if it wasn't for you. 177 00:11:43,899 --> 00:11:48,362 No one has been more like a sister to me. 178 00:11:48,779 --> 00:11:50,614 I know what you mean. 179 00:11:50,781 --> 00:11:52,533 You're like a sister to me too. 180 00:11:58,164 --> 00:12:01,876 I don't know what I'm going to do without you. 181 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:06,213 You're the greatest friend I ever had. 182 00:12:06,714 --> 00:12:10,217 ...Seeing you every day. 183 00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:13,262 What? 184 00:12:16,765 --> 00:12:20,352 ...See you every day! 185 00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,938 That is so sweet! 186 00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:31,655 Oh, no, she took down Monica. 187 00:12:33,324 --> 00:12:35,701 And I'm the crier in the family. 188 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:39,246 Oh, God, I could be next. 189 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,416 Maybe she won't talk to me if it looks like we're in conversation. 190 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,461 - Okay. - That thing you said about the thing... 191 00:12:45,628 --> 00:12:48,130 ...it really made me think about that other thing. 192 00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:51,050 - Rash? - Oh, it's okay, Chandler's talking to her. 193 00:12:51,217 --> 00:12:53,594 I really made you think about that thing, huh? 194 00:12:57,973 --> 00:13:02,186 Uh, Rach, I think I have something that belongs to you. 195 00:13:06,065 --> 00:13:11,612 Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get. 196 00:13:12,947 --> 00:13:16,492 No, no, they're really yours. We found them in your old room. 197 00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:19,411 Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with... 198 00:13:19,578 --> 00:13:21,163 Don't say Richard. 199 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:26,460 Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they? 200 00:13:26,627 --> 00:13:29,922 I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room. 201 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:32,800 - Pheebs! - Yeah! 202 00:13:34,969 --> 00:13:36,595 I think these are yours. 203 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:42,101 These are not mine. Look how flimsy they are. Come on. 204 00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:47,147 My God, you try to hang a guy from a water pipe with these... 205 00:13:47,314 --> 00:13:50,401 ...they'll snap like a piece of licorice. 206 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:54,280 - Can I talk to you alone for a minute? - Sure. 207 00:13:57,491 --> 00:14:01,161 You don't really handcuff guys to water pipes do you? 208 00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:04,081 Where do you think Mike really is? 209 00:14:13,132 --> 00:14:14,466 Oh, honey... 210 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,594 Let me just saying something because once we get into this... 211 00:14:17,761 --> 00:14:21,682 ...I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke. 212 00:14:23,809 --> 00:14:26,645 I just want to say that I... I love you. 213 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:31,108 And I'm gonna miss you. 214 00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:34,486 And I'm so sad that you're leaving. 215 00:14:37,072 --> 00:14:39,241 Oh, you know what? 216 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:42,745 Let's not say anything else. 217 00:14:42,911 --> 00:14:44,621 I love you. 218 00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,333 Not so tight. 219 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,589 - I'm sorry, give me one more chance. - Okay. 220 00:14:53,756 --> 00:14:55,424 Okay. 221 00:14:57,384 --> 00:14:59,887 - Oh! - I'm sorry. Just go. Just go. 222 00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:01,972 I can't. I can't. 223 00:15:07,394 --> 00:15:10,314 - So I guess you're next. You ready? - I don't think so. 224 00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:14,151 Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years. 225 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:16,612 You cried yesterday at the 6:00 news. 226 00:15:16,779 --> 00:15:20,157 That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic. 227 00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:24,787 God, I can't believe she saved me for last. 228 00:15:24,953 --> 00:15:26,705 Why are they taking so long? 229 00:15:26,872 --> 00:15:27,998 I don't know. 230 00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:31,460 But, God, Joey seems to be handling it surprisingly well. 231 00:15:34,963 --> 00:15:37,132 No! 232 00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:47,226 Okay, here we go. 233 00:15:50,437 --> 00:15:53,190 - Well... - Yeah. 234 00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:56,360 I think I'm gonna take off. 235 00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:00,697 Huh? 236 00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:05,077 Oh, you guys, this was an amazing night. Thank you so much. 237 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:06,870 I love you. 238 00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:08,705 Good night. 239 00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,420 What? 240 00:16:17,464 --> 00:16:19,842 I don't get a goodbye? 241 00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,927 Lucky bastard. 242 00:16:29,518 --> 00:16:32,896 Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me! 243 00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:36,442 Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history, it could be... 244 00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:40,863 - ...you know, implicit. - Well, it needs to be "plicit." 245 00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:44,616 All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's gotta be an explanation. 246 00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:48,787 - Did you do anything to make her mad? - No, I don't think so. 247 00:16:48,954 --> 00:16:52,583 You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. 248 00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:54,668 - It was pretty intense. - Yeah, mine too. 249 00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:56,879 - Mine was a humdinger. - Okay! 250 00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:03,969 I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug? 251 00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:08,474 Not from you! 252 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,478 Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her. 253 00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:15,105 And say what? You owe me a goodbye? 254 00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:18,692 - I mean, he's got more pride than that. - The hell I do! 255 00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:25,032 - I don't get a goodbye? - What? 256 00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:29,495 Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What do I gotta do to get a goodbye? 257 00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:32,748 Huh? Be best friends with you? Go out with you? 258 00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:34,333 Have a baby with you? 259 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,044 Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute! I did all those things! 260 00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,422 - Ross... - Or maybe I'm just not giving you... 261 00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:45,260 ...enough credit. Uh, I mean, it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. 262 00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:48,305 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, g... 263 00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:50,307 It's physically impossible! 264 00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:55,896 You know what? After all we've been through... 265 00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:59,316 ...I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. 266 00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:01,777 Have a good time in Paris. 267 00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:10,077 - I hope Ross isn't too upset. - I'm sure he's not more bummed out... 268 00:18:10,244 --> 00:18:12,246 - ...than I am. - Tell me about it. 269 00:18:12,412 --> 00:18:15,332 Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party. 270 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,293 I think I'm gonna head out. 271 00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:23,048 - Uh, where do you think you're going? - I thought I was going home to bed... 272 00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:26,260 ...but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here. 273 00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:30,180 We're moving in a couple days and we got a lot of packing to do. 274 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:34,476 - It'd be great if you guys could pitch in. - Joey and I can finish up the guest room. 275 00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:36,395 Yeah, good idea. 276 00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:40,107 Oh, no. You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here. 277 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,151 You couldn't be cool. 278 00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:46,446 We're gonna start in the kitchen. 279 00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:49,658 Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked 10 to a box. 280 00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:53,787 The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it? 281 00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:55,872 - Yeah. - Good. I need you to be careful... 282 00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,709 ...and efficient. And remember, if I'm harsh with you... 283 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,712 ...it is only because you're doing it wrong. 284 00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:06,842 Hey, Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are. 285 00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:09,720 - You did? How? - Well, I was cleaning out the closet... 286 00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:12,264 ...and I found some pictures of them... 287 00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:16,351 - ...being used. - Oh, my God, let me see. 288 00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:19,479 Who's that dirty old lady? 289 00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:22,482 Monica's grandmother. 290 00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:27,613 Oh, my God. Nana liked it rough! 291 00:19:29,197 --> 00:19:30,907 - Hi. - Hey. 292 00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:32,451 Here, have a seat. Yeah. 293 00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:34,578 - How was your night? - Oh, it was okay. 294 00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:37,497 I went to a movie with my cousin then out for dinner. 295 00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,625 We went to this place that had... 296 00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:49,009 Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers. 297 00:19:51,803 --> 00:19:55,057 - Erica, are you okay? - Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. 298 00:19:55,223 --> 00:19:59,936 I keep getting these stomachaches. They come and go every few minutes. 299 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:06,151 - Oh, my God. - Relax, we'll just get her some antacids. 300 00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:09,196 She doesn't have a stomachache! She's in labor! 301 00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,823 - Oh, my God! - Yeah, you gotta get to the hospital! 302 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:15,952 Chandler, get the coats! Erica, let's go! Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! 303 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,664 Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby. 304 00:20:19,414 --> 00:20:21,208 We're gonna have a baby! 305 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,460 Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby! 306 00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:26,838 Oh, God, I've gotta sit down! I've gotta sit down! 307 00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:32,094 - Honey, it's gonna be okay. - You can do this. Just breathe. 308 00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:35,305 Okay. Okay. 309 00:20:35,472 --> 00:20:36,890 Okay, I feel a little better. 310 00:20:37,057 --> 00:20:40,018 Oh! Are you sure? 311 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:43,897 - Yes, I'm sure. Oh, honey, let's go. - Okay. 312 00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,774 - Come, let's go. - Bye! 313 00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:47,818 - We're having a baby! - Good luck! 314 00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,778 - Chandler, wait, wait, wait! - What? 315 00:20:49,945 --> 00:20:53,448 If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger. 316 00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:03,959 You think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care? 317 00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:05,669 That's what it seemed like. 318 00:21:05,836 --> 00:21:10,549 I cannot believe that after 10 years you do not know one thing about me! 319 00:21:10,716 --> 00:21:16,012 - Then why didn't you say something? - Because it is too damn hard, Ross! 320 00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:20,809 I can't even begin to explain to you how much I am gonna miss you. 321 00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:25,647 When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go. 322 00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:29,609 Okay? So if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you... 323 00:21:29,776 --> 00:21:33,572 ...because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. 324 00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:36,491 It's because you mean more to me. 325 00:21:36,658 --> 00:21:39,119 So there, all right? There's your goodbye! 326 00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:40,996 - Rash! - What? 327 00:21:41,163 --> 00:21:43,373 - You keep... You can't... - What? 328 00:22:05,771 --> 00:22:07,981 - A little more. - Okay. 329 00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:11,318 - A little more. A little more. - All right. 330 00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:14,905 Little more. 331 00:22:17,073 --> 00:22:19,743 - All right. All right, let's do this. - All right, ready? 332 00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:22,496 Yep. Now give me your best shot. 333 00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:25,582 All right. Here goes. 334 00:22:30,796 --> 00:22:33,006 Doesn't work. 27471

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