All language subtitles for Unforgettable.S04E02.WEBRip.x264-ION10

We'll outsmart him.
Every step,
we'll outsmart him.

We only got
two, three hours head start.

They'll probably
figure we're gonna

take him over
to Fort Huachuca.

They don't make movies
like this anymore.

That's a good thing.
All they do is talk.

That was quick. Go ahead.

Alex, will you let me finish?

There she is.
Carrie Wells.

You got my stuff, Zeke?

You're not a cop,
are you, Red?

I always wanted
to use that on you.

July 11th,
June 19th, October 31st,

all three times
you used it on me,

all three times
you said you'd always
wanted to use it on me.

That's weird.

It's all there.

Really?
Feels a little light to me.

I won on Texas,
I won on BYU,

and I won on San Diego State.

Oh, look at that. I'm short.
Hand it over.

Green Bay and
the over tonight.

Sure. Speaking of tonight,
you free?

I got tickets to this show
in town from Mexico,
a woman...

Okay, stop.
Why is it that
every time I come

to place
a respectable illegal bet,

you ask me out
on some disgusting date?

I've never asked
you out before.

February 14th,
Valentine's Day,
no less, 2011.

You asked me to join you
to watch your cousin

strip on amateur night
at the Kinky Kitty-Cat Club.

You missed out.
Just the fact that

you remember
all those things

tells me that
you're interested.

You know what it tells me?

That you're a pig
and I'm a super cop
who remembers everything.

Come with me tonight,
or I'll let everyone know

that the super cop
is breaking the law
and making illegal bets.

Are you blackmailing me, Zeke?

How about I arrest your ass,

throw you in jail,
and then it's your
word against mine?

So you're taking Green Bay
in the over tonight, right?

Yeah, exactly.

You'll say yes someday,
Carrie Wells.

Never gonna happen.

Hey, Al.

Sorry I'm late... Wow!

Sporting a new tie,
I like it.
New?

Just grabbed
whatever off the rack.

Right.
I've been working with you
for four years,

and you normally rotate

the navy blue tie
with the burgundy spots,

or the burgundy tie with
the navy blue spots.
That's a new tie.

Just once,
I'd like to sneak
a new look by you.

Okay,
here's what I'll tell you.
I like it. It suits you.

Skinny, hip, edgy.
It's a good look for you.
Yeah?

It doesn't have
anything to do with
that hot new detective

that just
transferred in, does it?

Oh, come on.
You think I'm
jealous of Denny?

Two men shot. Both had guns.

One was drawn.
Neither got a shot off.

Looks like a professional hit.
Who are they?

Don't know.
Neither man had ID.

This room and
the adjoining suite
were booked

by a dummy corporation
out of Delaware.

The killer used a silencer,
so none of the guests
heard anything.

Hotel employee
delivering bath salts
found the bodies.

Where is the other suite?

Back this way.

Figure there was a woman
staying in this room.

No telling if
she's a call girl
or a colleague of the victims.

Nobody in the hotel
got a good look at her.

What about
the surveillance video?
Can we ID her from that?

Well, cameras have been down
for a couple of days.

Head of hotel security
should be on his way.

So, the question is,
did she orchestrate this

or was she the target?

Detectives, I'm Jerry.
Jerry Hayes.

I saw your picture
down in the lobby.

Employee of the month,
head of security,
very impressive.

I'm sorry about the issue
with our cameras going out.

We have been long overdue
for an upgrade.

So you have nothing?

One of my outside cameras
didn't go down.

This was at around
the time of the incident.

Well, you can't even tell
who is entering and
exiting the hotel there.

JERRY: Sorry again.

Surveillance system
has a number of issues.

Just once,
I'd like to sneak
a new look by you.

Wow, Jerry,
that is a nice watch.

Much nicer than
the one you had in

your "employee of
the month" photo.

What is that, a Rolex?

How much did that cost you?
Those things are expensive.

This was a gift.

Fancy.

You want to know
something cool?

My partner here,
he's a tech whiz.

Right?
I... I am.

He could look at
your surveillance stuff,

and he could
tell you if someone

had tampered
with it like that.

You know what,
just let me access the, um,

the mainframe,
and I'll let you know.

Look, I thought
they were gonna have

a bachelor party
for someone famous.

I didn't think anyone
was gonna get hurt, I swear.

So you turned off
the cameras.
Who paid you, Jerry?

I don't know.
All contact was
done electronically.

I did leave the cameras on
in the stairwell.

This may be useful.

There's our mystery woman.

What's on that floor?

Guest rooms and
the health club.

She wouldn't have
gone on the street
in a bathrobe, right?

I don't know,
maybe the locker room
at the health club?

Worth a try.

She could still
be in the building.

Health club services,
hotel guests,
and local members.

Unis are checking
membership cards.

I already told you
my wallet was
taken from my locker.

I see.

AL: Figure there was a woman
staying in here.

What about
the surveillance video?
Can we ID her from that?

Thank you, Officer.

You're welcome, ma'am.

You missed a spot.

NYPD, let's go.

Makes sense why
you were trying

to keep a low
profile at the hotel.

You're famous. Rosie Webb,
Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida,

star witness in the ongoing
Barry Madden trial.

Says here you helped him bilk
billions from
innocent investors.

Just 'cause I
work with the guy

doesn't mean I
helped him steal.

So you didn't?

Uh, it's complicated.

Complicated is two dead men
with guns in a hotel room

while you got away
without a scratch.

John and Alex
died protecting me,
and I'm sorry about that.

What happened in that room?

The guys were watching TV,

and I was putting
on my avocado mask,
getting ready for my soak,

and then, boom,
I heard this loud thud in
the next room, so I ran.

Someone went to a lot trouble
to take you out.

Any idea who'd want you dead?

Barry embezzled
money from a lot of
powerful people,

and I worked with him.

So maybe someone
was out for revenge.

Word is, your testimony
is gonna put Barry away.

Maybe he wants
to keep you from talking.

Barry wouldn't
do that to me.

We had a bond.

Do you want to bond with me,
Lieutenant?

I like your tie.

Sit tight. I'll be back.

So, I think that lady's taken
a shine to you, boss.

Sooner we figure out
which agency is
protecting her,

the sooner she becomes
someone else's problem.

What do you have?
All right.

Our two dead guys are
Alex Soler and John Kim.

Former military,
both of them employed by
Firestone Security.

What's a private
security firm doing
protecting a federal witness?

I don't know, but it's clear
why she's being protected,
right?

I mean, Madden defrauded
his investors
out of $20 billion.

It's a ton of cash.
Look into his investors.

It's also a ton of motive.

All right.

Hey, Carrie.

Yes.
Listen.

I have been all
over that footage

from outside
the hotel and nothing.

I mean, I bet you nearly
solved the case yourself.

Not yet,
but you know, you'd be
smart to put your money on me.

Hey, it's kind of like
that murder you solved

with the maid in
the hotel room.
Wow.

Have you read
every single case
I ever worked on?

Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry,
that's a little creepy.

Well...
Okay.

No, yeah, a little.

I'm very enthusiastic,
you know?

You are enthusiastic,
and it's endearing.

Anyways, you know, I'm sure
you will solve this one, too.

I'm sure we will, Denny,
when you get back to work.

What?
Work.

Yeah, right, sorry, okay.

Bye, Denny.
Hey, boss.

Guys...
Hmm.

It turns out Rosie belongs
to the US Marshals Service.

They outsourced
her protection

since they feared
they had a mole in
their department.

Why is she up here, anyway?
Trial's in Miami.

They had to keep
her out of sight.

The whole Madden case
rests on her testimony.

Well, now she's their problem.
They can come and get her.

Mmm.

Actually,
the Marshals Service
is requesting

that Major Crimes
take over her protection

and deliver her to court
by Monday morning.

We can't just
leave in the middle

of a double
homicide investigation.

I guess they'll have to find
another way to
get Rosie to Miami.

Miami.
Miami.

See? Here we go.

Okay, I think it
is entirely possible

that our killer followed
Rosie from the great
state of Florida.

Would be prudent
to investigate down there.

It's our duty
to hop on a short
flight to Miami,

drop Rosie off,
find the killer,

and spend a day
at the beach.

Two days, tops.
CARRIE: Three maybe.

You know,
just a simple
yes would suffice.

Yes, and we'll even have
a mojito for you.

Please do,
and I have a gift for you.
CARRIE: Oh!

A free Highway Hoagies.
You shouldn't have.

I did not.
I got you my AAA card.

What do I need
your AAA card for?

Oh. You mean
I didn't mention that

because of Rosie's recent
lap band surgery,
she can't fly,

and you'll be driving
the 1,300 miles to Miami?

Have fun.

BOTH: Driving?

Are we there yet?

Yeah, Al, are we there yet?

We are eight minutes
closer than the last
time you guys asked.

You guys wanna see
the scar from my lap band
incision again?

Ew, no, put your shirt down.

Let's just enjoy the view.

I think you've been
enjoying the view, Burns.

Oh, yeah. I see you
sneaking peeks back here.

Is this guy an animal
or what?

Yeah, Al, actually,
I've kind of noticed you

checking her out
in the rear view.

You're so pretty, Carrie.

I mean, I'd kill
for pores like that.

Can I get my
video game back again?

If you promise to
stop talking. Okay?

ROSIE: Come on!
Get up there! No!

Hey, guys,
we gonna pull over soon?

'Cause Doc says I gotta move
every couple hours

or the fluid builds up,

and that's when
the gastroesophageal
reflux kicks in.

And you do not want
to smell it.

No, we do not.

So, Al, could you
please pull over?
ROSIE: Yes.

Okay, roadside dining it is.

You remember our
last road trip?

July 2002.

Drove down to Virginia Beach
for the weekend

and had a big blow-up

'cause I forced you to eat
at that diner.

AL: What are you doing
back there?

Please be quiet.

Liquid diet. Sorry, guys.

Could you be quiet?

Sorry, it's doc's orders,
but I'll keep it quiet.

Okay, really... Okay.
It's doc's orders.

Actually, that's...

Actually... Okay!

Okay. Geez.

Actually,
that fight happened on the

drive to Newport,
not Virginia Beach.

November 24th, 2001,

we listened to Miami
crush the Washington Huskies.

It was raining,
and then we spent
the entire night making up.

Big time. And those...
Did we?

Oh, my God.

You are one of
those memory people
who remembers everything!

People, dates, places.

Oh, my God,
I saw this on 60 Minutes.

You know the lady
from Taxi has this?

Oh, sister,
teach me your ways.

Al, are we there yet?

Oh, hey, what brings you
up to these parts, Delina?

I got an autopsy
report for Carrie.

Figured I'd walk
them up myself.

Well, uh, Carrie and
Al are out of town.

So, maybe you
just came to see me.

DELINA: Maybe.

Or maybe I was just getting
my cardio in for the day.

Do you cardio?
What for? That's like
airbrushing a Rembrandt.

Well, even
a Rembrandt needs upkeep.

So, I'm going for
a long loop around

Manhattan this weekend.
You run?

I always do better
when someone's pacing me.

Well, running leads to
serious knee problems, right?

I mean, first the joints go
and then the tendons.

And then before you know,
you got a full
knee replacement,

and you're running around
the supermarket
with a scooter, so...

Okay. I guess I'll just
leave this here then.

Yeah.

See you.
Okay.

That was horrible.

True. You choked.

But, look, it happens
to the best of us, kid.

Just go after Delina,
and ask her out, okay?

She wants you, too.

No, no, not after
that meltdown, I can't.

Look,
you take her out for a drink.
It will be rewarding.

You will thank me, bro.

I will thank you both
when you get back to work.

Oh! Yes, boss.

So no one has more motive
to take Rosie out than Madden.

But if he is behind it,
how is he communicating
with the world

out of sight of
the prison guards
and the officials?

Burner phone,
easy to smuggle inside.

You like him
for the hotel job?

I'm not sure.
But if he was behind it,

he's possibly orchestrating
another attack on Rosie.

Denny,
check every outgoing call
from Madden's prison.

If he's using a burner,
I wanna know who
he's talking to.

There's like
1,500 prisoners there.

I mean, there's a lot
of outgoing calls, boss.

It's gonna be tough.

But rewarding.
You'll thank me, bro.

Okay, what about that guy?

No.
Uh...

Oh, how about that lady
in the red hoodie?

Okay, I told you,
I can't remember

something I've
never seen before.

How you two doing here?

Carrie's an imposter.

I asked her about him
and her and him,

and she doesn't recognize
any of them.

That is because
I've never seen...

What about this?

June 18th, 2009.

What have you got for me?
AL: Don't do it.

You give in,
she'll never stop.

I'm not cracking.

I'm not even
acknowledging her.
I stumped you, didn't I?

It was a Tuesday.
It was a Thursday.

And I know that 'cause
that's the day I found
my dog, Mojito,

at the Biscayne Country Club.

They have
the best mojitos there.
That's why I named him Mojito.

Anyway, look, here he is.
Isn't he cute?

Oh, that's... Yeah.

Oh, booja, booja.

And I found him on a Tuesday.

It was a Thursday.

It was a Tuesday,
memory girl.

She's not so reliable,
is she, Burnsy?

June 18th, 2009.
It was a Thursday.

And NASA sent
a rocket to the Moon
to find water.

The Orioles beat the Mets 5-4.

And I saw Up in 3D
for the third time.

It was a Thursday.

That is so frigging cool.

So, tell me,
every time you look at Burns,

do you get flashbacks
of all the times

you guys did the deed?

Backa-chick-a-wow-wow!

Too many times to count.
What?

I knew it.
I knew you guys had history.

What is wrong with you?

We will delve
into that after I hit the can.

Stomach ain't
what it used to be.
Literally.

Why are you
encouraging her?

Coming from the person
who just had to
show off her memory.

You're throwing
fuel to the fire.
I was correcting her.

You were showboating.

You were showboating
about the two of
us being together.

Can you blame me?

No, not really.
Not really.

If you're gonna try to run,

at least give us
a challenge.

I was just stepping out here
to get some air.
Uh-huh.

We don't have
foliage like this
down in Florida.

Just, stop talking.

Rosie, why do you keep
trying to run from us

when all we're trying to do
is protect you?

You do realize
there are people
trying to kill you, right?

Look, once I testify,
that's it, it's over.

It's goodbye, Rosie,
hello witness protection.

They won't even let me
bring Mojito with me.

Well,
one of my outside cameras
didn't go down.

Oh, shit.

No!

Cover me, Carrie!

You remember those guys?

I remembered their car.

ROSIE: This is not good
for my stomach!

Rosie,
we have to get to the car.
Okay, okay!

Get up and run!
All right!

I want you to run!

I'm pretty sure
this isn't doctor recommended!

Run!

Let's go, let's go!

Okay, get down.
Ditto.

Holy shit!

Go faster, Burns. Faster!

Yeah, Al, faster. Come on.

Calm down. We got those two.
They're not coming after us.

Who the hell were they?
I don't know.

But if the word's out,
we're sitting
ducks in this car.

Oh, no!
What?

You forgot my blender
in the restaurant, Carrie!

Are you kidding me?

Your blender?

REPORTER: Authorities arrived
at the scene to find one dead

and another injured,

whom they've
taken into custody.

No word on
the other shooter...

Hey, boss man.

Looks like Carrie and Al
are handling themselves well.

You'll come to discover
that they give
better than they get.

One of the attackers is dead,
the other one's in custody.

How's it going
with that burner phone?

I've tracked 70
inside Madden's prison,
so far.

And I haven't
linked any one of them
to him yet, but I will.

Let me know
the second you do.

Carrie and Al
cannot get slowed down again.

The prosecutor says
the trial's had
delay after delay,

and Madden's lawyers
have filed for a dismissal.

Judge Grumann down there
has lost all patience,

and he is going
to dismiss the case

if Rosie doesn't
appear on time.

So if Rosie is not there
by tomorrow morning...

Madden's gonna walk.

They'll get her there,
boss.

(INDISTINCT RADIO
CONVERSATIONS)

FBI.

I need to speak to this man.

Where is Rosie Webb?

I don't need to
say shit to you.

What are you doing?

Care for some more?

Where is Rosie Webb?

With two cops.

A red-headed lady
and a dude.

Driving a gray SUV
with New York plates.

That's all I know, man.

I believe you.

Thank you for
your cooperation.

ROSIE: I thought you were
supposed to be super cops.

Why do you two bozos
have us out in the open here?

Let's get to a police station
where we...

You know what?
If you could fly
like a normal person,

we'd be in Miami already.

Flying will kill me.

We need to get you to Miami
to testify.

Which means we need a new car,
one that no one's
gonna recognize.

A car we don't know
how to pay for, by the way.

We'll be tracked if we use
our credit cards or an ATM.

Well, we can steal one.
ROSIE: Come on.

Problem is,
I know you're not joking.

Wait a second.

I got you my AAA card.

CARRIE: What do I need
your AAA card for?

Eliot is feeling
very generous today.

I don't think I wanna know
what you're about to do.

I saw his credit
card yesterday.
Platinum.

Eliot's gonna buy us a car,

and I don't even think
I'm gonna haggle on the price.

Come on, Rosie.

You killed me, Carrie.
Thanks a lot.

I'm gonna give Jay a call.

Hey, everything all right
with you guys?

We're about to get
on the move again.
What have you found?

So it looks like
the guys who attacked you

are linked to
this drug dealing

network operating
up and down I-95.

Drug dealers attacked us?

Not just any drug dealers, Al,
the Careyes Cartel.

These are the guys responsible
for the massacre

of all those
federales outside of
Mexico City last year.

Was Madden
involved with the cartel?

I don't know, but check this.

Virginia State
Police recovered

a .9 mm inside
the cartel guy's car.

And you're gonna
say the ballistics
match the crime scene

of Rosie's hotel room.

They sure do.
They killed
Rosie's security guys.

Great work, Jay.

I'll touch base
when we come up for air.

All right.

Whoo! Check it out.
Your chariot awaits.

Never saw you
as the station wagon type.

Yeah, well, according
to Car and Driver
September 2002 review,

this car is safe, reliable,
and turbo-charged.

So hop in, sexy.

Oh, I called shotgun.

No, you get
shotgun when you tell me

why a Mexican cartel
is trying to kill you.

Get in the back.

Look, boss, it took a while,
but I finally found a burner
in the prison

that received
a call two days ago

from that hotel
room in Manhattan.

Rosie called Madden?

God, yes,
like dozens of times
over the last month.

She is leaving
a trail of breadcrumbs
for people to find.

There is no leak
in the US Marshals.
Rosie is the leak.

Who else did you
trace calls to?

Well, that's another
interesting thing,
all right?

A law firm in Beaumont,
Texas.

But his legal team's
in Miami.

No, the Texas
firm's rumored to be
one of those places

fighting for, like, fixers
or cleaners or even hitmen.

Wait a minute,
you said hitmen.

I just got off
the phone with
the Virginia State Police.

Gunman at the diner
was found dead in
an ambulance

with a puncture
wound to his neck.

He died of cardiac arrest.

Now they think
the guy who did it
was posing as a cop.

Maybe Madden hired a hitman
to take Rosie out.

Jay, call Al.

I can't.

They powered off the phones
to keep from being tracked.

No back door for
you to sneak out of.
Bath's all yours.

Gross.
Did you see this tub?

May I remind you
I am the star witness?

And may we remind you
that some really bad guys

shot at all of us today?

Which raises the question
that you're not answering.

Why is a Mexican drug cartel
after you?

I should take my soak.

Do you know
what you should do?

You should talk to me now,
or you're not
gonna take a soak.

You're not gonna get any food.
We're not gonna
even let you sleep.

All right. The short version,

Barry handled money
for this company in Dallas.

Now, as his Chief
Financial Officer,

I naturally did
my due diligence...

This is the short version?

...like I always
did and I found out

this company was a front
for the Careyes Cartel.

So, when I told Barry this,
he saw it as an opportunity

to skim from
them since he knew
they couldn't go to the Feds.

And now they're after
you because you're
Barry's right hand.

Yeah, what a relief.

Relief?

Well, that means
Barry's not after me.

See, I knew
he wouldn't betray me.
No, no, no.

You and Madden had a thing.

Mmm-mmm.

Yes, you did.

That's crazy.

You don't wanna testify.

Where's all the
money hidden?

If I knew, would I be
hanging out with you two?

How much did Madden
skim from the cartel?

$3.4 million.

Oh!
But they had hundreds
of millions with us.

So, you know,
who is gonna notice
a couple mil here or there?

The cartel.
The cartel.

That appears to be correct.

Go and take a bath.

Okay.
Okay.

ROSIE: Fine.

But I see you
eyeing Burns over here.

Probably remembering
all the times you guys
did it in hotels.

Hey, we are in Georgia.

Maybe you guys can pretend
you're Rhett and Scarlett.

Call if you guys want company.
Seriously.

Hmm.

Wow.

AL: How many hotels
has it been?

I bet I can
guess within three.

Game on.

AL: Let's see,
there's Puerto Rico,

Jamaica,
Albany, Puerto Rico again.

December 31st, 2001,

to January 3rd, 2002,

and I was wearing, um,
not much.

Boston?

Nantucket?
We never went to Nantucket.

That wasn't you?
Quit stalling.

Come on!

Nine hotels.

It was actually eight.
You're off by one.

All right, you missed one.
You didn't include this place.

Maybe we should play
Rhett and Scarlett.

Or maybe you should take
a cold shower in
there with Rosie.

We're working.

We're not on vacation
and we're not
doing any of that,

and she's right
in the other room.

"Frankly,
my dear, I don't give a..."

Freeze! Drop your weapon!

According to witnesses,

you were
involved in a shooting
and fled the scene.

I had no choice
but to detain you.

Cops or not.

Detaining us is one thing.
You kept us in
a cell all night.

You've still got my partner
locked up in there.

Got a smart mouth on her.

I prefer handling
this between us.

Look,
I explained it to you.

We fled the diner

because our presence
put civilians in
the line of fire.

I hear you,
but I'm just
doing my job here.

You separated us
from a federal
witness in our custody!

Don't worry,
she's in good hands.

So I say,
"Put the stereo down or

"I'm sending
50,000 volts into you."

Aw, then what happened?

He put that stereo down.

Turned out he was
helping his brother
move, so.

You cops are so brave.

Hey, you know, I haven't had
anything to eat in ages.

Do you think
you could find
something for me?

My boss said to
keep an eye on you.

ROSIE: Oh.

Yeah, that's...
You know, I'm sure
the dizziness will pass.

It's fine,
don't worry about it.

Um...

English muffin okay?

Only if you get one
for yourself, too.

Thank you, Chapman.

Your partner's released now.

Thank you.
Mmm-hmm.

Um...

We switched cars,
so how did you
track us to the motel?

Someone sent
an anonymous email.

Virginia State
Police sent out a BOLO
for the blue Volvo,

and my guy
saw the car in
front of your hotel.

Here we are.

Unless the car dealer
recognized us somehow,

the only other person
who could have squealed is...

Rosie.

Where is she?

Rosie was here a minute ago.

You just let her walk?

Nice work, Officer.

Did you see where she went?

She got in
a brown pickup truck
with some guy.

Who the hell would Rosie know
around here?

Wait a second.

Rosie rigged her
video game to go on

the Wi-Fi at
the car dealership.

She was playing
with someone online.
WoodbineJenkins73.

What if she asked
the other player
to come get her?

Woodbine.
It's a town about
15 miles from here.

I'll get Jay to
track him down.

And we should hurry,
we're not the only ones
looking for her.

Come on, come on, come on.
Got it!

Guy Rosie's been chatting
with is Mike Van Loon
out of Woodbine.

Got an address, too.
DENNY: This guy owns
a brown pickup?

Uh... Sure does.

Matches the description
that Al and Carrie gave us.

Nice, Jay bone,
I'm gonna put a bulletin
out for the truck.

Hey, hey,
hey, you get anything solid

on that hitman we
think Madden hired?

Not yet,
but I'm working on it.

If he's been tailing
Al and Carrie this
whole time,

then he probably knows
that they got
picked up, right?

Yes, which means he's already
on Rosie's tail now, too.

Which means Al and Carrie
are running out
of time, Denny.

CARRIE: Clear.

The plates match
the ones Jay called in.

This is Van Loon's truck.

So why is he pulled over
less than a mile from home?

Where is she?

Jay is calling it
in to the locals.

Hasn't been dead long.

Injection mark in his neck,

same MO that was used
to kill the cartel guy.

Madden's hitman.

Why hire a killer
to kidnap Rosie?

Madden's supposed
to have billions

stashed away in
hidden bank accounts.

What if Rosie
knows where they are,
but he doesn't?

Madden needs Rosie
to get his money.

Where do you hide
billions of dollars?

Well, I mean,
you need to
hide bank accounts,

passwords, routing codes,

so if you're me,
in your memory

or flash drive
or a notebook.

I don't know, you could...

Rosie's charm.

Oh.

Must have fallen
off in the struggle.

'Cause that's the day
I found my dog, Mojito,

at the Biscayne Country Club.

Oh, boo-ja, boo-ja.

Ah, that's... Yeah.

Rosie was obsessed
with my memory, right?

And in the diner,
she kept going on

and on and on
about that story,

that story about
her dog, Mojito,

and how she found him
at the country club,

the Biscayne Country Club.

What if she knew
I'd remember that,

and she left
this to let us know
where they were taking her?

I don't know.
Rosie's that smart?

Uh, you can't judge
a book by its cover.

It's a stretch,
but it's all we got.

Members only, sir.

Hi, Justin.
Oh...

Hi, Miss Webb, didn't see you.
Go right ahead.

Thank you, Justin.

Hey!

Always wanted to do that.

Check outside.
I'll look back here.
Okay.

AL: How many hotels
has it been? I bet I can
guess within three.

Gotcha!

Drop it!

You took your sweet time.

Rosie was right.
The mojitos here are great.

Well, look at that.

The flash drive.

And billions of dollars' worth
of missing bank accounts.

Showboat.

Who can blame me?

What did I tell you
about running away from us?

I just thought
that if I got my hands
on those bank accounts,

that I could help
Barry and keep him
from dying in jail.

But Barry sent
that killer after you

so he could stay out of jail
and keep all the money.

Yeah, I should have known
the guy was playing me.

He plays everybody.

Well,
I'm ready to testify now.

You know,
I got your number.

You act all
crazy and neurotic.

Crazy like a fox.

Very impressed
that you left this,
knowing we would find you.

My gosh, there it is.
Ah! I was looking
everywhere for this!

Oh.

Gotcha!

I remembered that
you would remember.

I showed you the way, sister!

Oh, you owe me a blender,
though.

I saved your life,
you're still going on
about the blender.

What's the point
of saving my life
if I'm gonna starve to death?

You're not gonna
starve to death.
Just buy a new blender.

They're really
expensive and they're
really hard to find.

They're not hard to find.
I just...
Everybody had a portable...

Will you two knock it off?
Ladies? Ladies. Ladies.

Eliot bought you
some more time,
but we're cutting it close.

Florida Highway Patrol
will take you
the rest of the way.

Oh...

Oh, this is goodbye.

Yeah.

Guys, bring it in.
Come here.

Ah!
Thank you, guys,
so much for looking after me.

No one's ever really done
that for me before.

All right,
one more for the road.

Um, okay.

April 6th, 1983,
my sister's birthday.

It was a Tuesday.

I finally stumped her.
Gotcha.

It was a Wednesday.

Keep an eye on
this one, Burnsy.

Hey, guys, how's it going?
What's your diet?
Do you eat healthy?

You wanna see my scar
from the lap band surgery?

You know,
I'm really gonna
miss her, maybe.

I don't know.
She...

Wow.

So, back to New York?
Hmm.

Yeah,
after we get a mojito.

Or 10.

Madden's going away
for the rest of his life.

His victims are getting
a good chunk of
their money back.

I love me
a fairy tale ending.

We didn't order these.

They're from a friend.

Is Rosie here?

No, there's only
one person I know

who still drinks
apple martinis.

Hi, kids.

Hello, Eliot.
AL: What are you doing here?

Thought I'd surprise you.

These cocktails
are for a job well done.

Speaking of which,
it appears that my work
on this case

caught
the attention of the Feds,

lots of praise,
lots of applause,
that kind of thing.

Wow.

You are still taking credit
for our hard work.

It's very
comforting to me to know
that some things never change.

Well, now, it seems that
some things do change.

It appears they
appreciate my value
more than others.

What's going on, Eliot?

I'm saying
that because of
your hard work,

I am getting a promotion

to Miami-Dade Field Office
of the FBI.

You don't wanna go work
with the Feds, right?

I mean, we're way more fun.
There's no way
you're gonna accept that.

Oh, I'm sorry,
but it's time for me
to move on up.

So we have to
break in another boss?

You were just
getting to the point

where you understood
that I am always right.

Wow.

I am touched by this
outpouring of sentiment,

but honestly,
I would like
to raise a glass

to the two finest detectives
I've ever worked with.

You are also
the two biggest
pains in the ass

that I've ever worked with.

Before we drink,
I wanna say something.

To one of the smartest,

weirdest,

kindest people
I've worked with.

I'll drink to that.

Apple martinis
are so '90s, Eliot.

They're delicious.
Aw!

Agh!

Hmm.

I guess I have
a going-away present for you.

I don't follow.

Oh, you will when you get
your next credit card bill.

Al, you are a fine detective,
but you're a better man.

Thank you.

And how you put up with that
every single day,

I'll just... I'll never know.

And, Carrie, I will deny this
if you ever repeat it.

But you are the best.

Don't forget me.

Well, I couldn't forget you
even if I wanted to.

But the good news is,
I don't.

Drink up.

He flew all the way to Miami
to tell us he's leaving.

Al, I think
I'm gonna miss him.

I know. Me, too.

To Eliot.

Yes.

To Eliot.
For him.

All right.