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Back up! Back up!
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Back up! Back up!
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Fans, it's the bottom of the ninth.
and the bases are loaded.
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And guess who the orphans
have at bat!
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That's right.
It's the home-run queen herself.
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The Belter from the Shelter. Miss--
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Amanda Lemmon!
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- What?
-I'm going to kill you!
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Didn't I tell you
not to play in that dress?
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Come on. Diane!
I ain't going to hurt it.
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It's time for your interview.
Drop the bat. Let's go!
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Just let me smash
this ball downtown. okay?
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All right. you got 1O seconds.
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Otherwise. the game is going to be
called on account of bloodshed!
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Come on. Frankie.
I got to go to Staten Island.
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Staten Island?
What about camp?
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You'll miss the bus!
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I won't. It's just a look-see.
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They're trying to place you
with the Butkises?!
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So what if they are?
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You ever met those people?
That family collects kids.
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They'll take anybody.
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Even rejects like you.
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Shut up. Frankie!
At least I got an interview.
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And Amanda Butkis steps to the plate.
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- Come on. Hop in.
-it was a grand slam!
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See if they want a little boy!
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Me and her. Two for one.
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What am I. on sale?
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Get your own!
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Staten Island. please.
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You're out. We win!
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Amanda didn't touch home plate!
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You're a dead man. Frankie!
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Okay. so...
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...it's not Park Avenue.
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You can't judge a book by the cover.
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You don't want to
be an orphan forever.
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- So adopt me. why don't you?
-They won't let me. on my salary.
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Besides that. you deserve
a mother and a father.
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So get a husband!
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It's not like buying a car, you know!
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I know. It's got to be that
"Can't eat. can't sleep...
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...reach for the stars.
World Series" kind of stuff. right?
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A girl has her standards.
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Well. I got mine. And I say.
let's blow off these people!
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Gum.
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Hat.
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Other gum.
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Look. I know these people
have a stupid name...
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...but they really like kids.
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Okay? So put on a smile.
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Sell it, girl!
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Why do I always got to wear a dress?
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Because it makes you
look so pretty.
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Oh. isn't she the most precious thing?
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What a pretty little dress!
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She's a honey! Look.
she's got your mother's smile.
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And your father's sense of humor.
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That's very funny!
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Come on in!
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Come in. sweetie!
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Why. you'll love it in here!
It's going to be fabulous.
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Callaway. huh?
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Must be a real big shot.
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You'd be surprised how big.
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All this for her?
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Welcome home. princess.
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He forgot again, didn't he?
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I'm afraid your father's
been unavoidably detained.
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If it's any consolation...
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...I know an old butler
who's mighty glad to see you.
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I'm sorry. Vincenzo.
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How terribly rude of me!
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I'm very glad to see you too.
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Thank you. honey.
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I see you've been practicing.
Congratulations!
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What's his excuse?
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Your father? Well...
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...he's preparing for your arrival
up at the summer house.
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- Which one?
-Lake Minocqua.
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But that's been closed for years.
He never goes there.
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He does now.
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Vincenzo. you big fat fibber!
What's going on?
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My lips are sealed.
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You mean it's a surprise?
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You could put it that way.
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It's a welcome home party for me!
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I knew Daddy was up to something.
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Alyssa. I didn't say--
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I won't tell.
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I've never had a surprise party
in my whole life!
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Well. this'll certainly
be a surprise.
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Come on. move it!
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- I got 43.
-Me too. Guess who's missing?
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Carmen. where's Amanda?
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She's not coming.
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Hey, slugger. What's up?
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I'm not going to stupid camp.
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I don't blame you.
Look at this place. It's a pigsty!
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It'll take you a week
to make your bed.
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Don't joke. I'm serious.
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I'm not joking.
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That's why I sent
the bus ahead without us.
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Liar.
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- How much you want to bet?
-Fifty bucks.
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- Okay. so I didn't send the bus.
-Cough it up.
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But I will.
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Then we can sit here until
you tell me what's really wrong.
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I'm not going
to stupid Butkis' either.
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I was waiting for that one.
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If they're the best I can do.
Frankie's right. lam a reject.
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You're not a reject.
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It's just that most people
want to adopt...
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Babies.
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I know.
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This orphan stuff is
like growing up in a dog pound.
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Everybody wants a puppy.
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Just once. I'd like to sleep
in my own room.
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Hey. come here a minute.
Listen to me.
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You listening to me?
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I'm going to find you the best home
in the entire world.
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That's a promise.
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You don't make promises. remember?
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I didn't say I don't make promises.
I don't make promises I can't keep.
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There's a big difference.
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Now can we please go to camp?
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Please?
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But you still owe me $50.
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Oh. Vincenzo. it's gorgeous!
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I think this house is going
to be my favorite.
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I remember many happy years here.
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- There she is.
-Daddy!
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Come over here. my little--
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Wait a minute!
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You're not Alyssa. She's little.
You're a foot taller than her.
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It's me. Honest!
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It is?
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I've missed you.
I'm sorry I wasn't at the airport.
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That's okay. I knew it had
to be something really important.
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Like a party. maybe?
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She knows?
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I didn't say a thing!
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Vincenzo didn't tell me.
I figured it out on my own.
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I should have let you surprise me.
but I'm too excited.
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You are?
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It's still on. isn't it?
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Of course it's still on. sweetheart.
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But are we talking
about the same party?
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Roger. she's darling!
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I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.
Clarice Kensington.
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Hello. Miss Kensington.
How do you do?
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What a perfect little girl!
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Roger. I'm absolutely smitten!
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You and I are going
to be great friends.
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Are you here for my party?
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Your party?
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Roger. don't tell me
you haven't told her?
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Told me what?
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Sweetheart. the party is not for--
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Another couple of hours.
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Let's get you settled in. princess.
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Yes. why don't you do that?
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I'm sure you two have lots
to talk about.
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He didn't tell her.
I can't believe he didn't tell her.
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Maybe he wanted
to tell her in person.
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I'm sorry.
Did I say something to you?
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Remember to bring your own bag.
Everybody off!
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Yo. Carmen. you blind?
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What?
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Girl. when you going
to get a life?
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Miss Kensington seems nice.
Does she work with you?
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Not exactly.
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I got something to show you.
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Right up here.
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You see there? Across the lake?
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That's Camp Callaway.
That was your mom's favorite project.
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So is she from the camp?
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Who?
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Miss Kensington.
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Sweetheart...
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...I want to have a talk with you.
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You know. Alyssa...
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...a let's happened
while you were gone.
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I haven't been able to come up
to this house since Mom passed away.
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But there comes a time
when a person has to move on.
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You're getting older.
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There's just so much
a father can do without help.
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- We have Vincenzo. He helps us.
-Yes. he does.
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He's been a good friend
to this family for a long time.
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But what I think
our family needs is a--
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Excuse me.
Telephone. Board meeting.
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- Let me call them back, okay?
-it's urgent.
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I'm with my--
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Forgive me?
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Don't I always?
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So good to have you home.
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On two?
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Hey. young lady!
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Summer vacation. Official.
Go play!
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Will you come with me?
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I wish I could. but I got
a lot of work to do. Sorry.
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Check it out!
Buckingham Palace.
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That's in London. brainless.
It's the Callaway house.
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Nobody's lived there for years.
It's haunted.
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- It's not either!
-Ask anyone. Every full moon...
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...old lady Callaway's ghost crosses
the lake and eats a camper.
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Yeah. right. And Santa Claus lives
with the tooth fairy in Queens.
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- You ever been there?
-No.
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If it's not haunted.
why don't you go ring the doorbell?
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- You think I'm scared?
-Five bucks says you're chicken.
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Cough it up. choirboy!
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Show me your money.
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This I got to see!
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They say the first Mrs. Callaway
was a lovely woman...
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...but look at this room!
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No wonder she's dead!
She had absolutely no taste.
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I can't wait to sell this house.
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I want one bar set up in here
and two out in the patio.
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Well. hello. munchkin!
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Daddy!
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Honey. what's the matter?
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- You all right?
-No!
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What?
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What happened?
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She hates this house!
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Let's not be dramatic, darling.
She was hiding in the den.
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I simply said that
we might fix it up someday.
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That is. if you'll let me.
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Who is she?
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There's no easy way to say this.
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Sweetheart...
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...Clarice and I
will be married next month.
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You'll finally have a real family.
She's going to be your new mother.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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She does this sometimes.
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- Honey.
-And she gets away with it.
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I'm sorry. Roger. but little tantrums
mustn't be rewarded.
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Come on. sweetheart.
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You're making it worse.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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All right. people!
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Back to work. Shoo!
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Let's focus on the engagement party.
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Sure hope you're right.
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Trust me. I'm a woman.
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Look at the time!
I've got to get my face on.
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How's about some milk and cookies?
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I've lost my mother.
Now I've lost my father.
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I have no family!
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I'm an orphan. and I'm running away!
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And don't you dare tell Daddy!
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- We got to hide!
-What if we get caught?
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- Don't let her see us!
-Wh0?
255
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,623
Old lady Callaway!
256
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,685
There's no ghost.
257
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:19,659
Look at her!
258
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,924
She's nuts!
259
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,231
I won't go back.
260
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,872
I won't!
261
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,975
She's not the boss of me.
262
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,273
Have you seen Alyssa?
263
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,711
I'm under strict orders
not to tell you that she ran away.
264
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,247
Why didn't you stop her?
265
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:47,186
I thought I'd give her a head start
so she could reclaim a little dignity.
266
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,157
You'll make sure she comes home okay?
267
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,090
Don't worry.
Right away. boss.
268
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:53,930
Thanks. Vin.
269
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,459
It doesn't look haunted.
270
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,998
That's what they want you to think.
271
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,537
This isn't funny.
Let's get out of here!
272
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,402
Don't worry!
She'll chicken out.
273
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:28,723
Well...
274
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,901
...if it isn't
the little orphan girl.
275
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:33,592
Someone's home!
276
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,098
We were just coming after you.
277
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,569
I didn't mean nothing!
It was just a joke.
278
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,574
I was just kidding around!
279
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,213
She didn't even scream.
280
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,881
Let's get you ready
for the big dinner.
281
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:49,916
Big dinner?
282
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,918
Listen. Lurch. you don't want me.
I'm too skinny!
283
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,415
There are other kids.
284
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,423
Big. fat ones. right outside.
Eat them!
285
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,723
What in the world
are you talking about?
286
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,398
The full moon.
That's tonight. right?
287
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,810
Old lady Callaway's ghost!
288
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,910
It's her!
289
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,484
I guess you think I'm stupid.
290
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,686
No. you're just a little upset.
that's all.
291
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:36,161
Looks like I just won five bucks.
292
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,426
So when's this party?
Am I invited?
293
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,394
Your dress is upstairs.
294
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:42,901
Cocktails are at five.
295
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,234
Now if you'll excuse me. please.
296
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,139
A dress?
297
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,470
Me?
298
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,806
You got to be kidding!
299
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,318
Nobody's even looking for me.
300
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,056
There you are!
301
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,887
I have been looking
everywhere for you!
302
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:07,324
You have?
303
00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,294
Of course I have.
304
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,559
Let me ask you a question.
305
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,695
You did not come
all the way up here...
306
00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:17,901
...to sit around
like a bump on a log. did you?
307
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:19,837
No.
308
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,737
I guess not.
309
00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:25,647
Come on. slugger.
they're playing football.
310
00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:28,283
You're missing out on all the fun.
311
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:45,293
I thought, "Where is she?
What's happened to her?"
312
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:54,066
- I hear Amanda's quite the jock.
-The kid's a natural. Great speed.
313
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:58,009
Student body. left. Everybody block
for Amanda. On four. Ready?
314
00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,440
Break!
315
00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:01,279
Who's Amanda?
316
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:02,679
Funny.
317
00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:59,332
She's probably
eating her liver right now.
318
00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:04,206
You think one camper's enough?
I mean. what if she's still hungry?
319
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:05,842
Look!
320
00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,644
Hey. I got it!
321
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,288
Ru"!
322
00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:16,585
You're going the wrong way!
323
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,035
Great speed.
324
00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:29,364
Bad sense of direction.
325
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,050
Do you see what I see?
326
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,383
I don't know what you see.
but what I see is me.
327
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,425
I see me. too.
328
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,922
Does that mean there's two of you?
329
00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,927
Or two of me?
330
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,779
There really is two of us!
331
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,013
Don't you find this odd?
332
00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:53,480
No. this is weird.
This is really. really weird.
333
00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:55,989
Wait a sec!
334
00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:58,256
You live at the Callaway house!
335
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,726
You're that girl from camp!
336
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,462
They thought I was you!
337
00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:06,363
Alyssa Callaway.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
338
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,299
Amanda. Put her there!
339
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,199
No wonder that penguin guy
asked me in!
340
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:14,466
That's Vincenzo. He's our butler.
341
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,441
Who's the woman with the long hair?
342
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,270
I liked her.
343
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,940
That's Diane. We're buds.
She's pretty cool for a grownup.
344
00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:25,979
What were you doing over there?
345
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:29,989
I wanted to see what
it was like to be an orphan.
346
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,449
What?
347
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:34,127
- Why?
Because it looked like fun.
348
00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:38,724
Fun? Being an orphan?
What's the matter with you?
349
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,965
So why were you at my house?
350
00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:44,403
I was just...
351
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:46,836
I was just ringing the doorbell.
352
00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:48,402
What for?
353
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,143
Because kids think
that place is haunted.
354
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,014
That's stupid.
355
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:56,548
Well. then who's
that scary blond lady?
356
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,318
She's absolutely horrid!
357
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:03,015
- If I were you. I'd get rid of her.
-Any suggestions?
358
00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:05,023
You're talking to a pro here!
359
00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,754
I've driven away more possible parents
than you'll ever meet.
360
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,531
Don't you want a family?
361
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,267
A girl's got to have her standards.
362
00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:17,666
So tell me. this party.
you really don't want to go?
363
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,800
I'd rather eat dirt.
364
00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:20,976
Okay. listen.
365
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,908
You be me. I'll be you.
One night only.
366
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:26,878
Tomorrow at noon. we switch back.
What do you say?
367
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:31,119
That's wonderful! That way.
you can scare off Clarice for me.
368
00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:35,018
Don't be such a goody-goody.
I got a reputation to protect.
369
00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:37,792
I scored a touchdown. didn't I?
370
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:40,060
Okay. just don't talk so good.
371
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,629
Use lousy English like:
372
00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:46,496
Ain't ya never gonna wanna
doncha hafta go to the bathroom?
373
00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:47,692
That sort of thing.
374
00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,702
You ain't got nothing to worry about.
375
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,340
I say. you do catch on rather quickly.
376
00:28:56,634 --> 00:28:58,773
Stables. noon.
377
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:31,369
Miss Kensington says
fashionably late was an hour ago.
378
00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:33,139
What's the problem?
379
00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:34,817
I'm a hairdresser...
380
00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:37,043
...not a Zookeeper.
381
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,597
What in the name of God
is going on here?
382
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:53,064
Hi. Vinnie. I mean, Vincenzo.
383
00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,430
I got...
384
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,900
...distracted .
385
00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,370
You don't have to apologize.
386
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,036
Really?
387
00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:01,744
Cool!
388
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,875
I mean. it's just that
I'm so terribly relieved that you...
389
00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:07,981
...aren't pissed.
390
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:12,453
"Pissed." miss?
391
00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:21,029
Why don't you get dressed. please?
And let Carlo do your hair.
392
00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:24,093
I liked it better when she fainted.
393
00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:00,326
This is really good!
394
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:04,134
Of course it is, silly.
It's your favorite.
395
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:05,535
It is?
396
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,975
Yes. of course.
397
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,882
The big. gooey. messy burger.
398
00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,174
Also known as a sloppy joe.
399
00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,511
Sloppy joe. Right.
400
00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,419
Your favorite?
401
00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:23,486
And with dern good reason!
402
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,120
Did you just say "dern"?
403
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:43,506
Good evening.
404
00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:45,612
How swell of you to come!
405
00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:47,783
So nice to see you.
406
00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:49,417
Like my dress?
407
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,479
Escargot. Miss Callaway?
408
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,084
Why. thank you. waiter person.
409
00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:56,789
I'm starving.
410
00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:59,928
I mean. I'd adore one!
411
00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:06,159
This tastes like a balloon.
412
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:07,870
It's snails. miss.
413
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:10,604
Good.
414
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:12,873
Nice.
415
00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:14,775
Chewy.
416
00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:23,879
All this money
and these people eat slugs!
417
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:31,192
Look who's finally decided
to grace us with her presence!
418
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:34,794
Clarice. right?
You looked better with the mask.
419
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:36,897
I beg your pardon?
420
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:43,234
Clarice has been regaling us with
your accomplishments at the academy.
421
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:47,567
- Might we entice you to play something?
-Of course.
422
00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:51,976
I'd be delighted!
Whatever did you have in mind?
423
00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,045
Checkers?
424
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,011
Dodge ball?
425
00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:01,083
No. dear girl.
426
00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:04,791
Muffy was referring to the piano.
427
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:10,428
Ladies and gentlemen.
may I have your attention, please?
428
00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:14,592
Before we sit down to dinner.
my future stepdaughter...
429
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,398
...whom I absolutely adore...
430
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:20,201
...has consented to play
one of the pieces...
431
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,971
...that won her first prize
at the Windsor Academy youth recital.
432
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,788
Hold it! Time-out.
I can't play the piano.
433
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:34,857
I just told them you would.
434
00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:37,454
Then do me a grand favor
and untell them!
435
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:44,155
If you embarrass me
in front of all these people...
436
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,859
...I'll make sure that
you never play anything...
437
00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:50,936
...ever again.
Have I made myself clear?
438
00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:53,974
Clear as glass.
439
00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:57,708
In fact. I can see right through you.
440
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,253
Ladies and gentlemen.
441
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,623
Normally. I'd be tickled
to play a selection...
442
00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,025
...from...
443
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:17,529
...Chopin.
444
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,362
But in honor of my new stepmother...
445
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,903
...whom I absolutely adore...
446
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:28,504
...I decided to play
a little something of my own.
447
00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:57,105
Do you think my daughter's
asking for attention?
448
00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:59,536
I'd say she's demanding it.
449
00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:06,609
Finn!
450
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,281
Huckleberry Finn!
451
00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:09,713
You got it!
452
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:20,122
The guys are ahead of us
by eight seconds.
453
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,591
- Amanda. it's your turn. Go. girl!
-Me?
454
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,632
You're the best.
Show them what you got.
455
00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,647
Look at her. She's nervous!
456
00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:44,819
Yeah. so?
457
00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:47,489
The old Amanda wasn't
scared of nothing.
458
00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:54,285
What am I supposed to do?
459
00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:58,431
Ready.
460
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,097
Set.
461
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:01,436
Go!
462
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:04,901
Song!
463
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:18,820
What happened?
464
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:21,119
"London Bridge is Falling Down"!
465
00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:22,780
That's it!
466
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:45,076
You may enter.
467
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:47,941
Mind if we talk?
468
00:36:48,439 --> 00:36:50,112
Whatever about?
469
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:52,452
Clarice.
470
00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:55,854
None of that.
471
00:36:56,180 --> 00:37:00,890
She was upset with your performance.
Shouldn't you give her a chance?
472
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:05,133
I did. and she's a big phoney-baloney.
if you ask me.
473
00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:09,396
I've never heard you this outspoken.
It'd be nice to have a mother.
474
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:14,841
Yeah. and it'd be nice
to have a father too. I mean--
475
00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:18,878
No. no. Sweetheart. I think the
person you're really angry at...
476
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:19,912
...is me.
477
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,474
You?
478
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,345
What'd you do?
479
00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:28,680
I haven't been much of a father lately.
I haven't seen you.
480
00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:32,326
But all that's going to change.
Clarice is going back to the city.
481
00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:35,664
Gee. I hope it was nothing I did.
482
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:40,599
No. she's got a wedding to plan. but
we'll get to spend some time together.
483
00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:43,567
Get to know each other again.
Is that okay?
484
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,837
Let's tuck you in.
you little snuggler.
485
00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:52,804
See you tomorrow.
486
00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:56,917
Good night, honey.
487
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:00,982
I like having a father.
488
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:05,259
I like having a daughter.
Good night, sweetie.
489
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,860
Lights out!
490
00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,633
Lights out. cabin three!
491
00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:37,453
- Come on. come on.
-This I got to see!
492
00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:40,094
We're going to get caught.
I just know it!
493
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:44,425
Come on. Frankie. It's a full moon!
494
00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:48,601
Shut up. stupid!
Zombies hear better than dogs.
495
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:03,080
It's a frog!
496
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:09,188
Amanda? Scared of a frog?
She's changed. all right!
497
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,825
Now do you believe me?
498
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:15,395
Yeah. she's one of them pod people.
Let's get out of here!
499
00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:19,729
A frog?
500
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,636
You know what?
501
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,003
You should have kissed it.
502
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,005
He might've turned out
to be Prince Charming.
503
00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:28,443
Gross!
504
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:30,270
Not for you. For me!
505
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:32,105
You'd kiss a frog?
506
00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,247
No.
507
00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,643
Toads are my specialty.
508
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,821
Big. old. ugly suckers
with tongues like this.
509
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,249
- It is not.
-it is too!
510
00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:44,017
- How else am I going to catch a guy?
-I don't know.
511
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,762
There's that smile!
512
00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:52,765
And that time. I think it went
all the way up to your eyes.
513
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:55,266
You remind me of someone.
514
00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:57,336
I do? Who?
515
00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,371
Someone I've never met.
516
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,540
How. if you've never met her?
517
00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:05,641
Sometimes when I dream.
I think I see her.
518
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:11,479
You know. you've been acting
just a little bit weirder today.
519
00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:14,315
I think maybe it's all this fresh air.
520
00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:16,218
Don't make fun.
521
00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:18,554
Sorry.
522
00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:21,489
Usually you're such a tough guy.
523
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:23,392
Don't tell anyone. okay?
524
00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:25,064
Scout's honor.
525
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:29,398
I mean. after all. I wouldn't
want to spoil my reputation none.
526
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:30,866
None.
527
00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:32,039
I've got an idea.
528
00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:34,903
Let's go spy on the boys.
529
00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:53,584
Safe trip. honey.
530
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:34,966
Oh. my God!
531
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,464
How was the party?
532
00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:44,568
Well. the good news is
Clarice is gone.
533
00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:46,067
You did it!
534
00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:49,142
The bad news is
she'll be back in a week.
535
00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,004
Oh. you didn't.
536
00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:55,075
What's a cool guy like your dad
doing with a witch like her?
537
00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:57,775
It's too bad he didn't
meet Diane first.
538
00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:59,682
Now. she's awesome.
539
00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:02,858
Yeah. they'd be perfect
for each other.
540
00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:09,691
You're not thinking what
I hope you're not thinking.
541
00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,493
Want to bet?
542
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,325
But he's getting married!
543
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:16,937
They got to meet once.
Then they'll fall in love for sure.
544
00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,401
How do you know?
545
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,907
Because Diane says. when it happens.
it happens like that.
546
00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:23,401
Okay. so look.
547
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,548
You go back to Diane
and I'll go back to your dad.
548
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,217
Wait! Why not the other way around?
549
00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:32,250
You know what he likes.
and I know what she likes.
550
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,423
They need all the help they can get.
551
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,558
But how will we get them together?
552
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,297
I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.
553
00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:54,305
You're too tense. Relax.
554
00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:58,207
I got 1.000 pounds of animal
under my butt. and she says. "Relax."
555
00:43:58,402 --> 00:44:00,712
Move with the horse
and you'll be fine.
556
00:44:00,904 --> 00:44:03,612
When did you become an expert
all of a sudden?
557
00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:06,183
Ain't you never seen a Western?
558
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,221
Honey. the last Western I saw
was an omelet.
559
00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:19,432
What happened to those
equestrian classes you took?
560
00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:22,297
Are you asking me a question?
561
00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,369
Come on.
I'll race you to the lake.
562
00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:28,804
No. no. Slow is good.
563
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,309
I like to enjoy the scenery.
564
00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:37,241
I got spurs that jingle jingle jangle
565
00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:41,384
As I ride merrily along
566
00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:44,249
We're doing a good job. aren't we?
567
00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:46,860
I'm finally getting the hang of this.
568
00:44:49,753 --> 00:44:51,664
I'm getting the hang of this!
569
00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:57,301
Oh. come on. Amanda.
My voice isn't that bad!
570
00:45:01,231 --> 00:45:04,212
I been in the desert
On a horse with no name
571
00:45:04,401 --> 00:45:06,881
It's good to get out of the rain
572
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,849
Not only is she an excellent rider.
she's a gourmet cook...
573
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,520
...she paints...
574
00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:14,653
...she speaks four languages...
575
00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:17,519
You know. honey.
you could learn a lot from Clarice.
576
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,353
Alyssa. there's a...
577
00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:24,958
Honey!
578
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:39,212
Come here! Come here!
579
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,684
Where is that girl?
580
00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:52,721
Did you bring it?
581
00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:05,737
Whoa. bud!
582
00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:12,847
Someone turn this thing off!
583
00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:27,261
Stop this right now!
I'm telling you! Stop!
584
00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:36,064
Step on it!
585
00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:45,711
Oh. dear! Oh, my!
586
00:46:58,282 --> 00:46:59,420
Help me!
587
00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,287
Somebody help me!
588
00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:03,628
Hang on!
589
00:47:10,427 --> 00:47:11,929
Call 911!
590
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:13,338
Slow down.
591
00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:15,339
Don't talk to me!
Talk to the horse!
592
00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:17,205
I was talking to the horse!
593
00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:18,778
Okay. it's okay.
594
00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:22,944
I'm on a killer!
They gave me the killer horse!
595
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:23,982
Relax.
596
00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:35,256
You okay?
597
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,432
I about dropped
my transmission back there.
598
00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:43,196
If it's any consolation. I used to
look like a real jerk on a horse.
599
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,604
How many fingers. cowboy?
600
00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:53,947
Six.
601
00:47:54,271 --> 00:47:56,308
Close enough.
Can you stand?
602
00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,151
Which is more bruised.
my butt or my ego?
603
00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:05,120
Have someone take a look at that.
604
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,884
- My butt?
-No.
605
00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,219
That cut. Right there.
606
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,190
Oh. great.
607
00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,463
We have first aid at the camp.
608
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,967
Oh. thanks.
I just live over here.
609
00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,201
Are you Roger Callaway?
610
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,610
- I think so.
-The Roger Callaway?
611
00:48:21,798 --> 00:48:23,709
From the Callaway Foundation?
612
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,209
Yeah. that's me.
613
00:48:25,435 --> 00:48:29,906
I'm Diane Barrows. I always wanted
to meet you. My kids love your camp.
614
00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,177
You have kids?
615
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:34,948
They're not mine. I work for
the East Side Children's Center.
616
00:48:35,145 --> 00:48:36,715
Of course.
617
00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:40,659
It was nice to meet you. Mr. Callaway.
618
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:41,829
Roger. please.
619
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,826
And thank you for saving my life.
620
00:48:48,358 --> 00:48:51,396
And you really should put
some iodine on your butt.
621
00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:52,766
Cut.
622
00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:54,572
Miss Barrows...
623
00:48:55,499 --> 00:48:56,375
Diane.
624
00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:01,042
I was wondering if
I could offer you iced tea.
625
00:49:01,238 --> 00:49:04,412
I'd love to hear more about
the camp and how it's going.
626
00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:06,119
Only if we walk.
627
00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:08,381
You took the words out of my mouth.
628
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:10,147
Come on.
629
00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:12,527
Now hold still.
630
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,393
You certainly are an angel of mercy.
631
00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:22,502
- I see worse cuts than this every day.
-Thanks.
632
00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:25,264
My gang always invents
new ways to get hurt.
633
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:28,602
- You must really love children.
-What's not to love?
634
00:49:32,602 --> 00:49:35,208
- No. really.
-You big baby! Come here.
635
00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:38,208
Is that better?
636
00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,760
I can't hear anything!
637
00:49:55,025 --> 00:49:57,335
We've got to get closer!
638
00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:01,533
You know. you're not at all
what I expected.
639
00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:02,642
Really?
640
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:04,477
What were you expecting?
641
00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:06,645
Blue blood. for one thing.
642
00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:12,009
I thought you'd be some rich. big.
old. fat geezer who smokes cigars.
643
00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:13,187
Really?
644
00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:16,586
I made my money the old-fashioned way.
Pure dumb luck.
645
00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:17,656
I doubt that.
646
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,156
I swear to God.
647
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:22,956
Twelve years ago. a cell phone
was something out of Sta! Trek.
648
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:26,430
But I thought it was pretty cool.
so I bought airspace.
649
00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:28,260
Get out!
650
00:50:29,326 --> 00:50:31,636
That's. like. money out of thin air!
651
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,365
You'll notice I don't carry one.
I hate them.
652
00:50:34,564 --> 00:50:35,702
Excuse me.
653
00:50:35,899 --> 00:50:37,776
Miss Kensington. boss.
654
00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:39,537
She insists.
655
00:50:40,437 --> 00:50:43,111
Excuse me. It's my--
Miss Kensington.
656
00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:46,883
How you doing?
657
00:50:47,444 --> 00:50:49,856
How am I doing?
658
00:50:52,015 --> 00:50:53,688
Please. honey. look.
659
00:50:55,619 --> 00:51:00,466
Do you have any idea
what your daughter has done?
660
00:51:00,957 --> 00:51:03,528
- Na, what?
- Sh e s pi t --
661
00:51:03,693 --> 00:51:05,366
Gum? In your hair?
662
00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:08,206
Are you sure?
663
00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:12,505
Am I sure?
Oh. my God! You should see it!
664
00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:14,841
I'm certain it wasn't intentional.
665
00:51:15,038 --> 00:51:17,814
Look. of course.
You've had a rough day.
666
00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,514
Rough is a broken nail. darling.
667
00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:23,247
What I've had is a train wreck!
668
00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:26,059
Just try to calm down.
I'll speak to her.
669
00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:27,819
I'm just going to go now.
670
00:51:28,151 --> 00:51:30,495
Just one second.
One second, please.
671
00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:35,396
What? ls there a woman
there with you?
672
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:39,096
Yes. there's sort of a woman here.
She's from the camp.
673
00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:44,177
How delightful!
I'm in the middle of a crisis...
674
00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:47,246
...and you're having a bachelor party!
675
00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:49,448
I'm in a meeting. That's all.
676
00:51:49,639 --> 00:51:51,516
It's just a meeting.
677
00:51:53,176 --> 00:51:57,283
No. we're not going to have dinner.
There's nothing going to go on--
678
00:51:57,714 --> 00:52:01,252
Please. I'll see you
at the end of the week.
679
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:03,826
Me too. Bye-bye.
680
00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:05,363
I'm so sorry.
681
00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,103
Sorry about that!
682
00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:22,410
But she squeezed me so hard.
it just sort of popped out.
683
00:52:23,673 --> 00:52:25,619
I don't think she likes me much.
684
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:29,086
She's been looking forward to
meeting you for months.
685
00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:31,225
Do you know how much she loves kids?
686
00:52:32,182 --> 00:52:34,128
No. Do you?
687
00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:39,032
Well. you are the first kid
I've ever seen her with.
688
00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:40,599
But I'm sure it's a bunch.
689
00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:42,434
And you love her. right?
690
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:49,804
Like that "Can't eat, can't sleep.
reach for the stars...
691
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,844
...over the fence. World Series"
kind of stuff?
692
00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:56,183
Is that what the dictionary says?
693
00:52:56,373 --> 00:52:59,411
You're marrying her
because Alyssa needs. I mean...
694
00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:00,849
...I need a mother?
695
00:53:03,413 --> 00:53:05,825
I think that's
enough questions for today.
696
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:06,858
Wait.
697
00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:09,028
I only got one left.
698
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,458
Let's have it.
699
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,903
Who was that pretty woman
out on the patio?
700
00:53:16,493 --> 00:53:18,336
The Roger Callaway?
701
00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:21,433
On a white horse. no less.
702
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:22,832
SQ?
703
00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:27,211
He comes riding up. saves my life.
704
00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:29,884
He's probably worth billions.
Totally cute.
705
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,481
Oh. my God! He is so cute.
706
00:53:32,676 --> 00:53:33,711
To top it all off...
707
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:36,550
...he's. honest to God. a nice guy.
708
00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:39,090
I'm stupid enough
to think he's available.
709
00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:41,159
- Isn't he?
-No.
710
00:53:41,351 --> 00:53:43,024
Is too.
711
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,360
How would you know?
712
00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:47,125
Was he wearing a ring?
713
00:53:50,026 --> 00:53:53,633
Even if he was available.
he wouldn't be interested in me.
714
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:55,309
Don't put yourself down.
715
00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:57,808
Guys like him like
girls with food names.
716
00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,544
Cookie. Muffin...
717
00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:03,873
...Candy.
718
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,678
They don't marry girls like me.
719
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,183
He did once.
720
00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:09,214
Is this published somewhere?
721
00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:12,484
Her name was Cathy.
She wasn't a food. but a teacher.
722
00:54:14,217 --> 00:54:16,288
He's even more perfect
than I thought.
723
00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:18,864
I'm cheating.
Give me one of those.
724
00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:21,667
Give me that stick.
725
00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:27,001
Vineenzo. do you believe in magic?
726
00:54:27,197 --> 00:54:28,141
Like card tricks?
727
00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:30,709
No. sparks between two people.
728
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:32,880
It happens when you least expect it.
729
00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:34,412
Why do you ask?
730
00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:38,715
No reason.
731
00:54:38,908 --> 00:54:41,752
It's been so long since Cathy and...
732
00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:45,724
I didn't think it'd happen again.
733
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,689
That Miss Kensington
is really something.
734
00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:53,559
Well. actually...
735
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:56,301
...that's not who I meant.
736
00:54:58,028 --> 00:54:59,063
I know.
737
00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:07,112
You're my best man. You're supposed
to come up with words of wisdom now.
738
00:55:09,839 --> 00:55:11,841
Why don't you go for a drive?
739
00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,749
See where you end up.
740
00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:27,025
Now. where's he going?
741
00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:37,003
It's the home office.
742
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,340
The Butkises want Amanda.
The paperwork just went through.
743
00:55:42,972 --> 00:55:44,952
Who the hell is this?
744
00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:49,389
Diane Barrows. Since when does
your department okay an adoption...
745
00:55:49,579 --> 00:55:52,082
...without the caseworkers report?
746
00:55:53,116 --> 00:55:54,789
I know these people are nice.
747
00:55:56,786 --> 00:55:59,062
Have you ever met those people?
748
00:55:59,255 --> 00:56:02,361
These people collect kids.
They'll take anybody.
749
00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:22,523
Where is Diane Barrows?
750
00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,623
I think she's in the office.
751
00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:28,119
Let me just run this by you
one more time.
752
00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:31,162
Just hear me out one more time.
753
00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:36,933
I know I don't make that much money.
And I know I'm a little bit single.
754
00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:38,572
But I want to adopt Amanda.
755
00:56:40,296 --> 00:56:43,072
Are you laughing at me?
He's laughing at me!
756
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,843
You stupid jerk!
757
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,221
What?
758
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,326
Oh. it's you.
759
00:57:02,152 --> 00:57:03,358
Is this a bad time?
760
00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:05,332
A bad time?
761
00:57:05,622 --> 00:57:06,760
For a meeting?
762
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,829
No. I'm having a problem
with one of my kids.
763
00:57:11,027 --> 00:57:12,199
Anything I can do?
764
00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:16,502
You've already saved my life.
What can I do for you?
765
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,077
I want to apologize for yesterday.
766
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,217
It was very rude.
I shouldn't have taken that call.
767
00:57:23,406 --> 00:57:24,817
I'd like to make it up.
768
00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:26,919
Okay. then give me your car.
769
00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:34,527
Perhaps we could discuss it
at a pizza joint I saw in town.
770
00:57:34,851 --> 00:57:36,888
I'm sorry. I can't.
771
00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:41,902
I understand.
Maybe some other time. then.
772
00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:44,594
No. it's not like that.
773
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:49,470
I'm on duty today in the mess hall.
It's my kids' turn to serve.
774
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,804
Oh. I see.
775
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,879
If your heart's set on Italian.
you could join us.
776
00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:55,410
We're having...
777
00:57:55,605 --> 00:57:57,209
macaroni and cheese.
778
00:57:57,407 --> 00:57:58,545
And peach cobbler?
779
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,785
Oh. yeah. All you can eat.
780
00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:12,599
Darling. Craig can meet
the president on Sunday.
781
00:58:12,789 --> 00:58:15,599
I need bridesmaids!
782
00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:18,068
You must come.
783
00:58:19,062 --> 00:58:20,700
Fabulous!
784
00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:23,844
There's my other line.
Love you. Mean it. Ciao.
785
00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:27,246
Bernard.
786
00:58:27,937 --> 00:58:31,749
Why do you keep bothering me
with numbers? It's my wedding.
787
00:58:31,941 --> 00:58:34,421
Whatever it costs, just get it!
788
00:58:44,888 --> 00:58:46,629
It's a cozy little spot!
789
00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:48,632
When were you last here?
790
00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:49,860
It must be 1O years!
791
00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:51,629
Ten years?
792
00:58:51,828 --> 00:58:54,604
Did you build the camp
and never come back?
793
00:58:54,797 --> 00:58:57,471
No. it was my wife's idea.
She had a big heart.
794
00:58:57,834 --> 00:58:58,835
Had?
795
00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:01,742
She passed away when Alyssa was born.
796
00:59:01,938 --> 00:59:03,281
Sorry.
797
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,987
I just never could come back.
Until now. that is.
798
00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:24,398
Here YOU go!
799
00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,865
Hey. Carmen. Where's Amanda?
800
00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:29,634
I don't know.
One minute she's behind me...
801
00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:32,904
Would you get her? I want to
introduce her to somebody.
802
00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:39,918
I'm having the hardest time keeping
tabs on her. She keeps running off.
803
00:59:40,109 --> 00:59:43,022
Tell me about it.
I got one just like her at home.
804
01:00:15,211 --> 01:00:16,690
What are you doing?
805
01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:20,357
I'm cleaning this window.
Look at it. It's filthy.
806
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,621
Diane wants to see you. Come on.
807
01:00:25,722 --> 01:00:26,962
Hey. my hat!
808
01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:32,331
Do something. Alyssa!
809
01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:34,973
Here she comes.
810
01:00:41,204 --> 01:00:43,480
My compliments to the chef.
811
01:00:44,674 --> 01:00:46,813
Amanda. take that thing off.
812
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,322
Let her keep it on.
it might be the latest thing.
813
01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:34,568
Excuse me. ma'am.
814
01:01:36,159 --> 01:01:37,263
Did you just snort?
815
01:01:42,331 --> 01:01:44,743
I suppose you think this is funny?
816
01:01:46,602 --> 01:01:50,277
Well. maybe you'll get
a little chuckle out of this.
817
01:01:50,473 --> 01:01:52,350
You wouldn't dare!
818
01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:56,047
Food fight!
819
01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:15,170
That was great!
820
01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:17,810
I couldn't have done it better myself.
821
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,207
I almost had a heart attack.
822
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:42,395
I guess that's what they mean
by "eat and run."
823
01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,536
We need doggie bags.
824
01:02:44,727 --> 01:02:48,539
Oh. dear. Look at me.
I am covered in cobbler.
825
01:02:48,731 --> 01:02:50,005
You look good in peach.
826
01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,406
Leave it. I may still be hungry.
827
01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,817
I can't believe you hit me
with the butter.
828
01:02:58,374 --> 01:03:02,618
I didn't start it. You just talk
to that short-order cook of yours.
829
01:03:02,812 --> 01:03:04,587
Oh yeah. Where is she. anyway?
830
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,920
Look at your head.
831
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:10,795
If you want to get cleaned up.
there's showers over there.
832
01:03:11,988 --> 01:03:14,491
I've got a better idea.
Will you excuse me?
833
01:03:14,690 --> 01:03:17,466
And maybe hold some of that?
Pardon me.
834
01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:28,911
What's wrong with him?
835
01:03:29,105 --> 01:03:32,917
Beats me.
I've never seen him act like this.
836
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,994
I think he's gone mental.
837
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:49,670
He's got a lot on his mind.
838
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,310
Don't you know
not to swim after you eat?
839
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:57,974
Oh. yeah. I forgot.
840
01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:59,840
I got a cramp!
841
01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:01,640
I can't swim!
842
01:04:08,377 --> 01:04:10,323
No fair. I saved you.
843
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,850
It's too cold.
844
01:04:13,049 --> 01:04:14,824
I'm not going in there.
845
01:04:19,722 --> 01:04:22,669
Come on!
I don't want to save you right now.
846
01:04:25,328 --> 01:04:28,366
All right. buster.
You better be worth it.
847
01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:38,010
You're not funny.
848
01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:42,580
Oh. my God!
849
01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:45,685
SEW"
850
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:48,357
...a guy could drown waiting for you.
851
01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:50,588
Callaway. I'm going to kill you!
852
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,126
Banzai!
853
01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:58,305
Roger. I am going to kill you!
854
01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:00,632
It's working.
855
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,309
Look at them.
856
01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:07,043
Now that's more like it.
857
01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:12,076
Roger. darling? Anyone home?
858
01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:18,720
Miss Kensington! What a surprise.
We weren't expecting you.
859
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,986
Yes. I know. Where's Roger?
860
01:05:21,617 --> 01:05:24,791
Mr. Callaway is out for the afternoon.
861
01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:27,559
L see.
862
01:05:28,157 --> 01:05:31,138
Would you please tell him
I wish to speak with him?
863
01:05:31,327 --> 01:05:32,237
Yes. ma'am.
864
01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:33,805
Thank you so much.
865
01:05:39,201 --> 01:05:40,509
I'd like a Diet Coke.
866
01:05:40,903 --> 01:05:43,383
One Diet Coke. coming up.
867
01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:47,788
With lime.
868
01:05:58,521 --> 01:06:01,832
Awfully early in the day
to be looking at stars.
869
01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:15,472
What do we have here?
870
01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:26,858
You can't always be this much fun.
It wouldn't be fair.
871
01:06:27,049 --> 01:06:27,891
Trust me.
872
01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:30,424
I haven't done this in years.
873
01:06:30,619 --> 01:06:31,996
Well. it feels good.
874
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:34,801
It feels better every second.
875
01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:37,635
- Don't move.
-Why?
876
01:06:37,893 --> 01:06:39,065
There's a thing.
877
01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:41,172
What do you mean "a thing"?
878
01:06:42,031 --> 01:06:43,533
A bug?
879
01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:47,141
A dreaded maraschino bug.
880
01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:49,077
It's highly poisonous.
881
01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:52,012
And you wanted to go for pizza.
882
01:06:57,546 --> 01:06:59,548
I almost didn't come over at all.
883
01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:01,857
I'm glad you did.
884
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,538
What was that?
885
01:07:19,168 --> 01:07:21,978
- It's a sign.
-What do you mean "a sign"?
886
01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:24,243
I don't know.
887
01:07:25,474 --> 01:07:27,385
I think I know what you mean.
888
01:07:28,077 --> 01:07:30,216
It's your Miss Kensington. right?
889
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,722
I'm getting married next month.
890
01:07:35,451 --> 01:07:37,658
Well. of course you are!
891
01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:52,902
So what was this?
Just sort of a last fling?
892
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:55,309
I didn't know.
I was hoping to find out.
893
01:07:55,504 --> 01:07:58,110
Don't worry about it.
I can help you out.
894
01:07:58,307 --> 01:08:00,378
It was nice to meet you.
895
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:02,647
And thanks for the camp.
896
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,286
Oh. by the way. congratulations!
897
01:08:05,481 --> 01:08:07,358
Diane. please.
898
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,158
You know what?
899
01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:11,831
This just kills me.
900
01:08:12,488 --> 01:08:15,264
We might've hit this one
out of the park.
901
01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,529
It was there. I know it.
902
01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:19,763
That "can't eat, can't sleep...
903
01:08:19,962 --> 01:08:22,067
...reach for the stars.
over the fence...
904
01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,266
...World Series" kind of thing.
905
01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:27,942
Oh. well.
906
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:37,056
I've got to get a dictionary.
907
01:08:38,547 --> 01:08:41,118
They were so close!
908
01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:44,894
Grownups. they think too much.
909
01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:47,461
L give LIP-
910
01:08:47,656 --> 01:08:49,226
No. we mustn't!
911
01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:51,234
And why mustn't we?
912
01:08:51,427 --> 01:08:54,408
Because third time's a charm. Right?
913
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,409
Right.
914
01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:02,339
Boss!
915
01:09:02,538 --> 01:09:03,949
It's Miss Kensington.
916
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,245
Thanks. I'll take it down here.
917
01:09:07,409 --> 01:09:08,410
Not here.
918
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:10,180
Up there.
919
01:09:12,748 --> 01:09:14,159
UP there?
920
01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:15,761
Afraid so.
921
01:09:19,622 --> 01:09:21,693
Roger. darling!
922
01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:25,304
Clarice! Your hair.
You're here!
923
01:09:26,795 --> 01:09:29,036
What did you do?
Fall in the lake?
924
01:09:29,231 --> 01:09:32,769
It's the funniest thing--
Shouldn't you be in New York?
925
01:09:32,968 --> 01:09:35,414
I couldn't bear to be away
a moment longer.
926
01:09:35,604 --> 01:09:37,140
You were just gone a day.
927
01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:41,287
I know! And I was positively
miserable the entire time.
928
01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:44,185
So I've decided we mustn't
wait another day.
929
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:45,222
To what?
930
01:09:45,414 --> 01:09:49,260
To be married. silly.
Next month seems like an eternity.
931
01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:52,131
When two people are
as much in love as we...
932
01:09:52,321 --> 01:09:54,927
...I say.
"What's wrong with tomorrow"?
933
01:09:55,991 --> 01:09:56,901
Tomorrow?
934
01:09:57,726 --> 01:10:00,605
Darling. you haven't said
a word about my hair.
935
01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,310
Okay. listen to this.
936
01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:09,815
“Dear Roger.
You are so totally fresh.
937
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:12,542
Just thinking about you
drives me mental.
938
01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:15,582
Meet me whale we met
with the horses.
939
01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:18,156
Seven o'clock tonight.
Love. Diane."
940
01:10:18,347 --> 01:10:19,655
How's that?
941
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,358
Very romantic.
942
01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:23,052
Want to hear mine?
943
01:10:23,719 --> 01:10:24,754
"Dear Diane...
944
01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:31,436
Deal Diane. eve! since
I saw you riding the horse...
945
01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:33,163
...I can't stop thinking about it.
946
01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:36,138
And I know we were disturbed
at the fake.
947
01:10:36,332 --> 01:10:40,280
...hut I must see you again
where I saved your life. at 7:30.
948
01:10:41,637 --> 01:10:44,345
Yours truly. Roger Callaway.“
949
01:10:57,219 --> 01:11:00,223
There you are, my little
gum-chewing assailant.
950
01:11:00,956 --> 01:11:01,798
You're back!
951
01:11:01,991 --> 01:11:04,164
What? No big hug "hello"?
952
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:08,502
- You're not supposed to be here.
-In a perfect world. neither are you.
953
01:11:08,864 --> 01:11:10,673
We're leaving for the city.
954
01:11:10,866 --> 01:11:13,176
Right now? It's too soon!
955
01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:16,879
Maybe I didn't make myself clear.
956
01:11:17,373 --> 01:11:20,252
We're leaving tonight.
957
01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:22,786
This little act of yours
is getting old.
958
01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:24,251
What act?
959
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:26,560
Oh. please.
960
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:30,260
When I was your age.
I'd been through three stepmothers.
961
01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:34,832
I know all the lengths girls go through
to keep Daddy all to themselves.
962
01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:37,765
You got that all wrong. lady.
963
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,167
Alyssa. don't be rude.
I'm talking.
964
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:41,940
Where was I?
965
01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:43,736
Oh. yes.
966
01:11:43,932 --> 01:11:48,005
You had Roger to yourself
for nine wonderful years.
967
01:11:48,203 --> 01:11:50,945
But after tomorrow.
I'm the woman of the house.
968
01:11:51,173 --> 01:11:54,746
And you're off to a year-round
boarding school.
969
01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:56,183
Possibly in Tibet.
970
01:11:57,713 --> 01:11:59,522
Did you say tomorrow?
971
01:12:03,519 --> 01:12:05,260
Should I have come here?
972
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:08,767
Yes. stupid.
973
01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:13,667
He's only worth about $20 billion.
for God's sakes!
974
01:12:13,929 --> 01:12:17,069
Great! Now I'm just after him
for his money.
975
01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:18,939
How shallow is that?
976
01:12:19,134 --> 01:12:21,944
I liked him before
I knew he was rich.
977
01:12:24,106 --> 01:12:25,779
So I should've come here.
978
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,279
He's a little bit engaged.
979
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:35,128
I've never met her.
so maybe that doesn't count.
980
01:12:40,956 --> 01:12:42,958
Come on. ladies. Perk up.
981
01:12:50,566 --> 01:12:51,704
Come on. Amanda!
982
01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:54,243
We're missing the fireworks!
983
01:12:57,406 --> 01:13:00,250
This is Miss Van Dyke
from Children's Services.
984
01:13:00,442 --> 01:13:01,614
Hello there.
985
01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:05,415
I believe I have
some very good news for you.
986
01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:09,188
Come to Mama. sweetheart!
987
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:17,830
I feel pretty ding-dang-dong stupid.
988
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,003
But my name's Amanda!
989
01:13:21,196 --> 01:13:22,675
Alyssa. stop it.
990
01:13:23,966 --> 01:13:25,445
Come on. honey.
991
01:13:25,834 --> 01:13:29,407
Do we have to listen to this
the whole way?
992
01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:36,085
Oh. great.
Now I'm going to be road kill.
993
01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:46,031
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
994
01:13:47,122 --> 01:13:48,396
Damn!
995
01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:53,133
You were supposed to protect her!
996
01:13:53,328 --> 01:13:55,638
You could've slit their tires!
Anything!
997
01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:57,071
They had paperwork.
998
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,108
What paperwork?
999
01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:00,439
We couldn't find you.
1000
01:14:00,636 --> 01:14:02,843
Did you want us to
lie in front of the van?
1001
01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:04,750
I would have.
1002
01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:08,622
I'm taking the Jeep.
1003
01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:09,983
That's the camp's.
1004
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,420
Oh. don't you keep me here!
1005
01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:17,187
Lots of tie-ups.
It's 20 minutes for the Lincoln.
1006
01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:20,856
Ten for the Holland.
The BQE is backed up for two miles.
1007
01:14:21,056 --> 01:14:24,003
If you're taking the Van Wyck.
allow an extra 15.
1008
01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:26,070
Just stay out of midtown.
1009
01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:29,538
It'll be wall-to-wall limos.
as Clarice Kensington...
1010
01:14:29,731 --> 01:14:32,177
...finally lands he! man.
1011
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,780
Now. these nincompoops are
your new brothers and sisters.
1012
01:14:36,972 --> 01:14:38,383
From the left, you got...
1013
01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:40,417
...Bubba. Bridget. Brenda...
1014
01:14:40,609 --> 01:14:43,886
...Bonnie. Billy. Bobby. Ben...
1015
01:14:44,079 --> 01:14:45,820
...and little Harry. Jr.
1016
01:14:46,081 --> 01:14:47,719
Now. he's ours.
1017
01:14:48,450 --> 01:14:50,487
There's been a big mistake.
1018
01:14:50,686 --> 01:14:53,462
You see. my name is not Amanda.
1019
01:14:54,056 --> 01:14:55,626
We know that. honey.
1020
01:14:55,891 --> 01:14:56,767
You do?
1021
01:14:56,959 --> 01:15:00,873
Sure. And you will never
have to be Amanda again.
1022
01:15:01,063 --> 01:15:04,135
That's right. Because from now on.
you're going to be...
1023
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:07,576
...Little Betty Butkis.
1024
01:15:08,136 --> 01:15:10,082
Give Betty some Coco Puffs.
1025
01:15:11,373 --> 01:15:12,943
And after breakfast...
1026
01:15:13,141 --> 01:15:16,384
...we're going to go down
and see where your daddy works.
1027
01:15:16,578 --> 01:15:18,717
Isn't that going to be fun?
1028
01:15:23,986 --> 01:15:25,363
Callaway residence.
1029
01:15:25,554 --> 01:15:26,692
One moment, please.
1030
01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:28,891
Miss Callaway. it's for you.
1031
01:15:30,759 --> 01:15:32,670
Hello. this is Miss Callaway.
1032
01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:36,365
I can't talk long. It's me.
1033
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,608
Or should I say...
1034
01:15:42,004 --> 01:15:43,381
...Betty Butkis.
1035
01:15:43,572 --> 01:15:45,609
Oh. no! I'm adopted?
1036
01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:51,885
Are those guys scary or what?
1037
01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,522
What happened yesterday?
1038
01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:54,887
Are you sitting down?
1039
01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:56,528
Yeah. kind of.
1040
01:15:57,152 --> 01:15:58,563
Clarice moved up the wedding.
1041
01:15:58,787 --> 01:16:00,232
Your dad's getting married...
1042
01:16:00,422 --> 01:16:03,130
...in two hours and 12 minutes.
1043
01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:05,799
- What do we do now?
-f don't know-
1044
01:16:05,994 --> 01:16:08,133
But it'll have to be something major.
1045
01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:09,398
And quick.
1046
01:16:09,598 --> 01:16:11,908
You've got to get me out of here.
1047
01:16:12,167 --> 01:16:14,773
These people aren't
just scary, they're--
1048
01:16:23,879 --> 01:16:28,419
New kids aren't allowed to use
the phone. Butkis rules.
1049
01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:37,260
Hey. Vin. You've been taking care
of Alyssa all her life. right?
1050
01:16:37,459 --> 01:16:39,439
Oh. no. Alyssa. Not again.
1051
01:16:39,628 --> 01:16:40,766
Answer the question.
1052
01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:44,775
Yes. From the day she was--
From the day you were born.
1053
01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:48,210
So you know pretty well
everything about her?
1054
01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:50,545
Every freckle, every bruise...
1055
01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:52,343
...every scar?
1056
01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:53,576
You could say that.
1057
01:16:54,209 --> 01:16:56,815
Bet you don't remember this one.
do you?
1058
01:16:57,512 --> 01:16:59,321
No. that one escapes me.
1059
01:16:59,514 --> 01:17:01,357
Broken bottle sliding into home.
1060
01:17:03,852 --> 01:17:05,195
This one?
1061
01:17:06,655 --> 01:17:08,931
Rusty nail right through my shoe.
1062
01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:10,603
Bled for six blocks.
1063
01:17:11,727 --> 01:17:12,671
How about here?
1064
01:17:13,061 --> 01:17:15,098
Ever seen this?
1065
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:16,332
When was that?
1066
01:17:16,531 --> 01:17:20,035
Roman candle last Fourth of July.
Right in the head.
1067
01:17:20,502 --> 01:17:22,311
My God!
1068
01:17:22,504 --> 01:17:24,108
You're not Alyssa!
1069
01:17:24,506 --> 01:17:26,042
Nope. Name's Amanda.
1070
01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:27,117
Put her there.
1071
01:17:27,376 --> 01:17:30,118
Identical strangers?
1072
01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,553
Holy mackerel. it's amazing!
1073
01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:34,659
Yeah. And it's weird too.
1074
01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:38,454
But if you're here with us.
then Alyssa is...
1075
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,962
In a lot of trouble.
1076
01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:42,635
- I got to tell Mr. Callaway.
-Oh. no.
1077
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,565
Wait! You can't tell him yet.
1078
01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:48,007
We got to get him to see
Diane before the wedding.
1079
01:17:48,196 --> 01:17:51,666
They'll fall in love.
and Clarice will be history.
1080
01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:55,974
Where the hell is everybody?
1081
01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:01,715
I sure hope you got a plan.
1082
01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:35,678
What are you doing here?
1083
01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:38,721
I came for Mr. Callaway's
daughter. Alyssa.
1084
01:18:40,048 --> 01:18:41,254
You got her.
1085
01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:42,895
I want her back.
1086
01:18:43,618 --> 01:18:45,063
What are you talking about?
1087
01:18:45,253 --> 01:18:48,132
I don't have her.
I don't even know her.
1088
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,203
Yes. you do.
1089
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:53,940
This is Alyssa Callaway.
1090
01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:57,372
No. you'd better get
your eyes checked because...
1091
01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,876
...this is a little girl
named Amanda.
1092
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,405
This is your Amanda.
1093
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,991
Oh. my God!
1094
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:17,021
Look. they' re identical.
1095
01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:20,756
This is amazing.
1096
01:19:20,956 --> 01:19:22,799
Yeah. And it's weird too.
1097
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:25,002
I understand...
1098
01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:28,402
...that through some simple mix-up...
1099
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:32,135
...that Alyssa is in the care
of Child Services.
1100
01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:34,580
I've been authorized to tell you...
1101
01:19:34,903 --> 01:19:38,680
...that if I get her back.
there'll be no legal entanglements.
1102
01:19:42,978 --> 01:19:46,050
She's not exactly with me here.
1103
01:19:47,516 --> 01:19:49,189
She's been...
1104
01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:51,764
Well. she was adopted.
1105
01:19:52,053 --> 01:19:54,465
Then you better un-adopt her quick.
1106
01:19:54,756 --> 01:19:57,794
Mr. Callaway's getting married
in 9O minutes.
1107
01:19:58,059 --> 01:20:00,130
He's expecting
his real daughter there.
1108
01:20:00,428 --> 01:20:02,237
Ninety minutes?
1109
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,369
I can't get to Staten Island
and back in 9O minutes.
1110
01:20:05,567 --> 01:20:09,538
Well. could I suggest that
you go really. really fast?
1111
01:20:11,506 --> 01:20:12,348
Here.
1112
01:20:12,574 --> 01:20:14,713
If you get into any trouble...
1113
01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:16,355
...call this number.
1114
01:20:17,345 --> 01:20:19,222
Ask for Lou.
1115
01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:24,554
Lou who?
1116
01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,312
Well. hey.
Look at this mess.
1117
01:20:39,701 --> 01:20:40,805
Clean it up.
1118
01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:42,948
You clean it.
1119
01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:46,447
Put a cork in it. okay?
He's management.
1120
01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:51,952
My father's Roger Callaway...
1121
01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:55,921
...and when he finds out
what you're doing here...
1122
01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:59,929
...he's going to buy this whole town
and kick you out of it.
1123
01:21:00,322 --> 01:21:04,270
Roger Callaway? Then how come
you ain't at his wedding?
1124
01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:13,940
Come on. Diane. You can do it.
1125
01:21:14,669 --> 01:21:16,546
We might have to stall a bit.
1126
01:21:17,606 --> 01:21:18,846
Haw?
1127
01:21:19,608 --> 01:21:20,882
How should I know?
1128
01:21:21,076 --> 01:21:23,056
You're the brains of this operation.
1129
01:21:23,845 --> 01:21:27,054
I must be crazy.
But I am not going in that church.
1130
01:21:27,249 --> 01:21:31,493
No matte! what happens.
I am not going in that church.
1131
01:21:41,263 --> 01:21:43,300
It's only natural to be nervous.
1132
01:21:44,966 --> 01:21:48,379
- I was thinking about the World Series.
-Baseball?
1133
01:21:50,538 --> 01:21:52,609
Did you ever hit a home run?
1134
01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:54,150
Not recently.
1135
01:21:54,776 --> 01:21:57,347
You know when it's
bottom of the ninth...
1136
01:21:57,545 --> 01:21:59,525
...the bases are loaded...
1137
01:21:59,714 --> 01:22:03,025
...and you know the next one's
coming right down the middle?
1138
01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:05,560
And then...
1139
01:22:06,988 --> 01:22:09,059
...you just connect.
1140
01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:11,999
And for an instant...
1141
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:17,066
...you know that it's going
over the fence and out of the park...
1142
01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:20,306
...further than
you could ever imagine.
1143
01:22:20,502 --> 01:22:22,379
Yeah. that's a great feeling.
1144
01:22:34,816 --> 01:22:36,727
Clarice hates baseball.
1145
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:45,795
Come on. Sea Biscuit.
Don't fail me now.
1146
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,821
Hello! Hello!
1147
01:23:03,011 --> 01:23:04,820
You looking for a Butkis?
1148
01:23:05,714 --> 01:23:07,455
You looking for a Butkis?
1149
01:23:08,016 --> 01:23:10,826
Yes. I am.
Do you know where he is?
1150
01:23:11,252 --> 01:23:13,357
At the salvage yard. where else?
1151
01:23:13,788 --> 01:23:15,995
Harry works those kids to the bone.
1152
01:23:16,257 --> 01:23:17,167
What?
1153
01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:19,501
Why do you think he's got so many?
1154
01:23:29,070 --> 01:23:30,572
Can I use your phone?
1155
01:23:30,972 --> 01:23:32,713
Yeah. sure. No charge.
1156
01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:48,558
We've been looking for you...
1157
01:23:48,757 --> 01:23:50,395
...Your Highness.
1158
01:23:51,126 --> 01:23:52,935
Leave me alone!
1159
01:23:53,228 --> 01:23:54,707
But Your Majesty...
1160
01:23:54,896 --> 01:23:56,637
...we brought you something.
1161
01:23:56,831 --> 01:23:58,902
Yeah. something to make you feel...
1162
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:00,670
...more at home.
1163
01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:06,150
I knew somebody in this church
would have a Prozac.
1164
01:24:06,441 --> 01:24:08,682
What is taking so long?
1165
01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:10,788
Relax. Enjoy the moment.
1166
01:24:10,979 --> 01:24:13,823
This is the happiest day
of your life.
1167
01:24:14,649 --> 01:24:15,855
I'm happy -
1168
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,826
Don't I look happy?
1169
01:24:18,086 --> 01:24:22,034
This is me happy! See?
1170
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,999
Happy. happy. happy!
1171
01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:27,536
Let's get the show on the road!
1172
01:24:28,129 --> 01:24:30,200
Here's your royal throne...
1173
01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:32,639
...Alyssa Callaway.
1174
01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:36,111
Hail. Betty.
Queen of the scrap heap.
1175
01:24:36,304 --> 01:24:38,284
Hail. Betty!
1176
01:24:38,473 --> 01:24:41,044
My name's Alyssa Callaway!
1177
01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:43,916
Yeah. right. And I'm Princess Di.
1178
01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:52,129
Attention. Harry Butkis_.
1179
01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,561
We're here to pick up
Alyssa Callaway.
1180
01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:57,737
All you kids in the yard,
stand clear.
1181
01:24:57,926 --> 01:24:59,803
We're coming in.
1182
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:26,362
Told you!
1183
01:25:34,529 --> 01:25:35,803
Alyssa Callaway?
1184
01:25:35,997 --> 01:25:38,273
I've got to get you to that church.
1185
01:25:39,234 --> 01:25:40,474
That is my kid!
1186
01:25:40,668 --> 01:25:42,341
Out of my way. piece of junk!
1187
01:25:42,537 --> 01:25:44,710
I would love to kill you...
1188
01:25:44,906 --> 01:25:48,319
...before I turn you over
to Social Services.
1189
01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:15,379
Alyssa. go ahead. Hurry!
1190
01:26:17,639 --> 01:26:19,482
Oh. God!
1191
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:21,479
Hi. How you doing?
1192
01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:22,848
Good to see you.
1193
01:26:24,979 --> 01:26:28,552
Hi. Granny. Nice hat.
Thanks for coming.
1194
01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:30,593
Get moving!
1195
01:26:49,003 --> 01:26:51,847
Any slower and she'd be
walking backwards.
1196
01:26:53,741 --> 01:26:55,982
She's just not herself today.
1197
01:26:58,580 --> 01:27:01,823
We'll never make it.
We only have 10 minutes.
1198
01:27:02,016 --> 01:27:05,520
So Lou. how close can you land
this thing to the church?
1199
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,427
Central Park close enough?
1200
01:27:07,622 --> 01:27:10,262
Central Park? The Central Park?
1201
01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:11,935
That 'II do.
1202
01:27:51,966 --> 01:27:55,914
Who would've thought my first girl
would be the last to get married?
1203
01:27:57,205 --> 01:27:58,707
Shut up!
1204
01:27:59,807 --> 01:28:01,411
Enough of this.
1205
01:28:20,528 --> 01:28:22,303
I'm here. Let's do it.
1206
01:28:23,731 --> 01:28:26,177
We are gathered here
in the sight of God...
1207
01:28:26,367 --> 01:28:28,278
...to join in holy matrimony...
1208
01:28:28,603 --> 01:28:30,708
...Clarice and Roger.
1209
01:28:33,841 --> 01:28:37,288
I'm not going in the church.
I'm not going in the church.
1210
01:28:43,017 --> 01:28:44,223
Oh. no.
1211
01:28:44,585 --> 01:28:46,622
Not another horse.
1212
01:28:47,488 --> 01:28:48,558
Come on!
1213
01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:50,761
Fine!
1214
01:28:51,526 --> 01:28:53,130
Where is the driver?
1215
01:28:55,763 --> 01:28:56,969
Hey. buddy!
1216
01:28:57,398 --> 01:29:00,242
Take us to St. Bart's.
It's an emergency.
1217
01:29:00,601 --> 01:29:03,673
Yeah? 50's this.
I'm on my break!
1218
01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:11,390
Thank you for all your help. bud.
1219
01:29:17,652 --> 01:29:19,598
That's my horse!
1220
01:29:23,591 --> 01:29:25,366
Faster. horsey. faster!
1221
01:29:26,794 --> 01:29:29,468
To have and to hold.
for richer or poorer...
1222
01:29:29,664 --> 01:29:32,144
...in sickness and health.
as long as you live?
1223
01:29:32,333 --> 01:29:34,506
I do. I really do. Now him.
1224
01:29:38,339 --> 01:29:41,149
Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
1225
01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,824
'Hang on! I 'I m hanging on!
1226
01:29:51,819 --> 01:29:53,298
What street's it on again?
1227
01:29:53,688 --> 01:29:55,861
54th and Park.
1228
01:29:56,057 --> 01:29:57,058
Are we there yet?
1229
01:29:57,258 --> 01:29:58,134
Almost!
1230
01:29:58,326 --> 01:29:59,396
Signal!
1231
01:30:01,796 --> 01:30:03,742
And do you. Roger...
1232
01:30:03,931 --> 01:30:05,911
...take this woman. Clarice...
1233
01:30:06,100 --> 01:30:08,307
...to be your lawful wedded wife?
1234
01:30:08,636 --> 01:30:10,047
To have and to hold...
1235
01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:11,581
...for richer. for poorer...
1236
01:30:12,273 --> 01:30:15,254
...and in sickness and in health...
1237
01:30:15,443 --> 01:30:18,083
...as long as you both shall live?
1238
01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:40,439
Oh. God! We made it.
1239
01:30:44,839 --> 01:30:46,182
Aren't you coming?
1240
01:30:47,608 --> 01:30:50,521
No. I think I'll just wait
for Amanda out here.
1241
01:30:51,512 --> 01:30:52,752
Diane Barrows!
1242
01:30:52,947 --> 01:30:55,450
Get your butt up here...
1243
01:30:56,017 --> 01:30:57,621
...this instant!
1244
01:31:00,254 --> 01:31:01,597
I'll stand in the back...
1245
01:31:01,789 --> 01:31:03,791
...and take a little look-see.
1246
01:31:04,592 --> 01:31:05,730
L...
1247
01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,156
I can't.
1248
01:32:04,952 --> 01:32:07,432
Excuse me? What did you say?
1249
01:32:07,822 --> 01:32:09,426
I'm so sorry. I can't.
1250
01:32:14,762 --> 01:32:16,867
I should've said something earlier.
1251
01:32:25,506 --> 01:32:27,076
I'm in love with someone else.
1252
01:32:39,587 --> 01:32:41,225
I guess I deserve that.
1253
01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:47,334
This is all your fault!
1254
01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:51,669
Lady...
1255
01:32:51,866 --> 01:32:53,436
...if you touch that child...
1256
01:32:53,634 --> 01:32:57,275
...I'll pop you one. so help me God.
1257
01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:14,999
Oh. my God!
1258
01:33:15,189 --> 01:33:16,634
There's two of them!
1259
01:33:16,891 --> 01:33:18,837
It's a conspiracy!
1260
01:33:19,327 --> 01:33:21,898
Well. at least I'll get to
hit one of you.
1261
01:33:24,498 --> 01:33:25,977
Back off, Barbie!
1262
01:33:28,002 --> 01:33:29,242
And by the way...
1263
01:33:29,503 --> 01:33:32,484
...you have a little bit
of something on your teeth.
1264
01:33:34,976 --> 01:33:39,356
I have never been more
humiliated in my life!
1265
01:33:44,852 --> 01:33:45,694
Want to bet?
1266
01:33:54,829 --> 01:33:56,103
Daddy!
1267
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:00,977
Oh my God!
1268
01:34:07,108 --> 01:34:09,281
About time you showed up.
1269
01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,514
We got here soon as we could.
1270
01:34:11,979 --> 01:34:13,322
Hi. Daddy.
1271
01:34:22,156 --> 01:34:22,998
Impossible.
1272
01:34:23,691 --> 01:34:26,194
Nothing's impossible.
Right. Alyssa?
1273
01:34:26,694 --> 01:34:28,298
You got that right.
1274
01:34:30,998 --> 01:34:32,306
Wait. if you're...
1275
01:34:32,733 --> 01:34:34,076
...my...
1276
01:34:38,472 --> 01:34:39,348
Who are you?
1277
01:34:39,740 --> 01:34:42,846
Name's Amanda. Put her there.
I'm with her.
1278
01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:14,845
Well. I guess we're even.
1279
01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:16,848
What do you mean?
1280
01:35:18,312 --> 01:35:19,916
You saved my life.
1281
01:35:20,147 --> 01:35:23,560
Sorry. I didn't want
the wrong girl to go down the aisle.
1282
01:35:23,751 --> 01:35:26,197
I mean. the wrong flower girl.
1283
01:35:26,454 --> 01:35:28,058
You had it right the first time.
1284
01:35:28,923 --> 01:35:32,234
Told you.
Third time's a charm.
1285
01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:34,434
Wait a minute.
1286
01:35:34,628 --> 01:35:36,403
All of this was your doing?
1287
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,235
It was. was it?
1288
01:35:41,268 --> 01:35:44,613
Well. ladies. what do you have
to say for yourselves?
1289
01:35:46,507 --> 01:35:49,113
So kiss already!
1290
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:08,198
- Put her there.
-Sister.
1291
01:36:14,135 --> 01:36:17,514
And it's a high flyball...
1292
01:36:17,705 --> 01:36:20,652
...over the left field wall.
1293
01:36:23,677 --> 01:36:24,747
Excuse me.
1294
01:36:25,212 --> 01:36:27,385
This gentleman claims...
1295
01:36:27,581 --> 01:36:30,323
...that the ladies stole his buggy.
1296
01:36:31,385 --> 01:36:32,864
He's right. We did!
1297
01:36:33,053 --> 01:36:34,896
You did go out of your way.
1298
01:36:35,089 --> 01:36:36,625
It was her idea.
1299
01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:44,976
I'd like you to ask
that nice gentleman if he'd sell.
1300
01:36:45,232 --> 01:36:48,702
I don't care how much. That horse
deserves a house in the country.
1301
01:36:50,738 --> 01:36:54,709
I trust we can make
some kind of arrangement.
1302
01:36:56,877 --> 01:37:00,654
Girls. what do you say
we do a little sightseeing?
1303
01:37:00,848 --> 01:37:04,057
And then you girls
can tell us the whole story.
1304
01:37:04,251 --> 01:37:06,925
Driver. once around the park.
if you please.
1305
01:37:07,121 --> 01:37:09,567
It'll be my pleasure, boss.
1306
01:37:10,724 --> 01:37:12,067
Walk on. Duke!91807
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