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? FIGHT THE CRIMINALS,
CHASE THE BAD GUYS ?
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? SAVE THE WORLD,
FLY THROUGH THE SKY ?
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? HALF KID, HALF AMAZING, OK ?
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? STATIC SHOCK'S
WHO YOU'RE FACING ?
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? YEAH, ONE ZIP,
THEN YOU ZAPPED ?
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? GOOD AGAINST EVIL,
GET TRAPPED ?
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? LOOK IN MY EYES,
I'VE GOT THE POWER ?
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? VILLAINS RUN
FROM STATIC SHOWER ?
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? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?
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? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?
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? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?
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? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?
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? THE BELL RINGS
AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?
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? NOBODY KNOW
WHAT I DO, OK ?
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? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?
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? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?
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? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?
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? ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?
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? GOOD AGAINST EVIL,
GET TRAPPED ?
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? LOOK IN MY EYES,
I'VE GOT THE POWER ?
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? VILLAINS RUN
FROM STATIC SHOWER ?
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? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?
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? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?
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? THE BELL RINGS
AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?
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? NOBODY KNOW
WHAT I DO, OK ?
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? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ?
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION
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JEFF GORDON CAN
STAY HOME TONIGHT, FOLKS.
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VIRGIL "SPEED DEMON" HAWKINS
IS BURNING UP THE TRACK,
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BUT RICHIE
"CRASH TEST DUMMY" FOLEY
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IS ONE TOUGH COMPETITOR.
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OH! HO HO! FRIENDS,
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THIS IS NOT GREAT.
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OH, DUDE, COME ON.
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YOUR CONTROLLER'S
LIKE BRAND NEW.
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[DOOR BELL RINGS]
YOU CALLED THE OTHER ONE.
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THAT'S SHARON.
[BUZZER]
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I DIDN'T HOOK UP
A TESTER.
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I JUST SAID,
"THAT ONE."
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THIS THING'S A DUD.
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HEY, ADAM, I GOT
A PROPOSITION.
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YOU LIKE MY SISTER.
I LIKE YOUR GAME STATION 2.
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LET'S DO SOME BUSINESS.
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QUIT PLAYING,
VIRGIL.
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I'M UPSTAIRS,
BABY.
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QUIT PLAYING?
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HEY, WHAT I LACK
IN MATURITY,
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I MAKE UP FOR
IN IMMATURITY.
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READY, ADAM?
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WHOA! SHARON!
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THAT DRESS
IS AWESOME.
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Virgil: DUDE!
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YEAH, WE HAWKINS'
ALWAYS CLEAN UP NICE.
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YEAH, YOU SHOULD
TRY IT SOMETIME.
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LET'S GO...
SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY FROM LITTLE BROTHER.
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YOU GUYS CAN STAY HERE
AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.
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JUST REMBER
TO CLEAN UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
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START GAME?
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NO, I'M ON STRIKE.
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FOR THE GOOD CONTROLLER?
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DANG.
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MAYBE I'LL JUST
READ A MAGAZINE...
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OR--WELL, I WOULD
IF I COULD FIND ONE.
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MAN, I DON'T EVEN
SEE A BOOK.
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I'LL JUST READ SOME
OF THIS HERE FAN MAIL
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WHILE I WAIT FOR YOU
TO COME TO YOUR SENSES.
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OH. NONE IF IT'S OPENED.
AW, NO BIGGIE.
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"STRETCH UNDERARMSTRONG'S"
A POPULAR GUY.
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YOU SURE NONE OF THAT
MAIL WAS OPENED?
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SEALED TIGHT AS FAR
AS I COULD TELL.
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YOU'D THINK HE'D READ
SOME OF IT.
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WHAT A FUN PLACE.
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WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?
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I'LL HAVE WHATEVER
YOU'RE ORDERING.
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AWW, THAT'S SO SWEET
THE WAY YOU DO THAT.
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IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE
SUCH GOOD TASTE.
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[BEEPING]
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[LOUD BEEP]
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[ALARM]
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Man: WHAT IS IT, MR. ALVA?
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A DIRECT ATTACK
TO THE SECURITY MAIN FRAME.
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DEPLOY THE DEFENSE BOTS
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AND ELECTRIFY
THE CORRIDORS.
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YES, SIR.
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STOP THAT CREATURE!
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AAH!
[GASPS] AAH!
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DOUBLE PAY FOR WHOEVER
BRINGS ME HIS HEAD.
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TO SHARON HAWKINS...
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WHO EVERYDAY MAKES ME
FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO.
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ADAM, YOU MAKE CORNY STUFF
SEEM SO...RIGHT.
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[CRASH]
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WHAT'S THAT?
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Man: HEY, THAT'S
ALVA INDUSTRIES.
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Second man: WHAT'S THAT?
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SHARON, WHAT'S IT SAY
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN?
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HUH?
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UH, THERE'S A GLARE
FROM THIS ANGLE. WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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"LIVE FROM
ALVA INDUSTRIES COMPLEX,
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MASSIVE DESTRUCTION BY
UNIDENTIFIED BANGBABY."
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I HAVE TO GO.
I'M NEED.
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CORNY, BUT I LIKE IT.
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Both: OH...
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AAH!
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YOU BETTER RUN...
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'CAUSE I'M TARMAC,
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THE LIVING CHUNK
OF THE BIGGEST, BADDEST ROAD
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THAT YOU'LL EVER
DRIVE ON,
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AND THE ROAD IS HARD.
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IS THAT THE FUSION ENGINE
BEHIND YOU?
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NO, IT'S A GARBAGE
DISPOSAL.
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YOU MAKING FUN OF ME, ALVA?
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THE SECURITY
IN YOUR PLACE STINKS.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE
HIRED A BOUNCER.
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NOW THERE'S AN ENTRANCE LINE
IF I EVER HEARD ONE.
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UHH!
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YOU, OUTTA HERE.
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YOU FREAK!
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I'M GONNA--
I'M GONNA--
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UHH!
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Static: YOU'RE GONNA
COOL OFF, SMOKEY.
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AARRGGHH!
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GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
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WE DON'T WORK
FOR YOU, ALVA.
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WE JUST LIKE
BAGGING BAD GUYS.
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AARRGGHH--
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AARRGGHH!
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LOOKS LIKE
"ASPHALT MAN'S" A TOUGH ROAD TO HOE.
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HEY! THE NAME'S TARMAC!
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WHAT KIND OF A NAME
IS "THUMBTACK"?
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NO, NO, MAN,
HE SAID "KNICKKNACK."
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Static: "FAT BACK"?
[GROWLS]
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Gear: I THINK
IT WAS "RAT PACK".
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OH,
"SHORT STACK".
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[GROWLS]
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I'LL PAVE YOU ALIVE!
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I GOT HIM.
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OH--UHH...
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GETTING HOT IN HERE.
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UHH--AAH!
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AARRGGHH!
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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UNH!
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Alva: AAH!
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GOT WHAT I CAME FOR.
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AAH!
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HA HA HA!
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YOU CAN STILL STOP HIM.
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PUSH THE OVERRIDE BUTTON
ON THAT CONSOLE.
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ALL THE EXITS IN
THE BUILDING WILL SHUT.
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HURRY!
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THIS ONE!
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I SEE YOU, THROWBACK!
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[GASPS]
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HA HA HA!
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YOU ELASTIC BUFFOON!
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DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOUR HESITATION HAS COST ME?
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WHAT DID
TARMAC TAKE?
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A FUSION ENGINE.
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A FUSION ENGINE?
WHAT'S IT DO?
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IT GENERATES POWER.
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POWER ENOUGH
TO WIPE OUT THE CITY.
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[GASPS]
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[GASPS]
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AH, MR. TRAPPER,
OUR DELIVERY BOY IS HERE.
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DELIVERY BOY?!
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HEY! THAT ISN'T
A CAN OF BEANS, YOU DOLT!
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I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS
WHAT DOLT MEANS.
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I DON'T NEED
YOUR CUTE COMMENTS.
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JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY!
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HA HA HA!
2, 4, 6--
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WHY, LOOK, MR. SPECS.
IT CAN COUNT.
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DON'T BURN IT ALL
IN ONE PLACE.
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WHAT IS
THAT THING, ANYWAY?
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YOU WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND.
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THINK OF IT
AS A BIG BOOM BOX...
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WITH AN
EXTRA-BIG BOOM.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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SO, THE FUSION ENGINE'S
A NUCLEAR REACTOR?
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A VERY COMPACT,
EFFICIENT ONE.
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A SOURCE OF
ENDLESS ENERGY.
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BUT IT'S HIGHLY
EXPERIMENTAL.
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MEANING "UNSTABLE."
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WELL, YES.
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IN THE WRONG HANDS,
IT COULD START A CHAIN REACTION
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THAT WOULD
LEVEL SEVERAL SQUARE MILES.
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YOU BUILT THIS THING
IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY?
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I HAVE A LICENSE.
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NEVER MIND THAT.
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WE NEED TO FIND
THE FUSION ENGINE AND SHUT IT DOWN.
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WELL, DR. EVIL,
ANY IDEAS HOW?
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CAREFULLY.
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I'VE DOWNLOADED
THE ENTIRE SHUTDOWN PROCEDURE ONTO THESE.
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THAT'S THE BUTTON
YOU PUSH TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.
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THANKS.
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WE'LL CALL YOU
WHEN WE FIND SOMETHING!
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Static: HEY, WHAT
KIND OF SATELLITES
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CAN TRACK A LIT
FUSION ENGINE?
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
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00:10:32,935 --> 00:10:35,634
I'VE GOT BACKPACK
SCANNING A LIST OF RESEARCH SATELLITES
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00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,800
FOR ANOMALOUS
ELECTROMAGNETIC DATA.
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00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:39,167
GOOD JOB.
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00:10:39,234 --> 00:10:40,867
WILL YOU QUIT
LOOKING SO GRIM?
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THIS IS ALL
BECAUSE RUBBERBAND MAN
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COULDN'T PUSH
A SIMPLE BUTTON.
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YEAH.
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00:10:46,735 --> 00:10:50,935
AND I'M THINKING
I KNOW WHY.
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SAY, TARMAC.
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SPOT ME A FEW BUCKS
FOR SOME NACHOS.
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00:11:02,201 --> 00:11:04,201
AH, WHAT THE HECK?
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00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:06,868
I JUST MADE A BIG SCORE.
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00:11:06,935 --> 00:11:09,567
I LIFTED THAT
FUSION ENGINE FROM ALVA.
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00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:11,601
NO! WHAT'D YOU GET?
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00:11:11,668 --> 00:11:14,800
HA HA HA! A COOL
THOUSAND BUCKS.
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00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,834
HA HA HA!
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00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,369
AIN'T YOU
SEEN THE NEWS?
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ALVA'S OFFERING A MILLION
TO RETURN THAT THING, ASPHALT-FOR-BRAINS.
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00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:26,900
HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH!
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NO, NO!
NO, WAIT! WAIT!
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I'LL GIVE YOU A BUCK
TO GO ROB FORT KNOX FOR ME.
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[EVERYONE LAUGHING]
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H-HEY! WHOA!
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REMIND ME
NEVER TO HIRE YOU TO D.J. A DANCE PARTY.
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I'M NOT
IN THE MOOD, STATIC. YOU FIND THE ENGINE?
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NOT YET.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.
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LOOK AT THIS,
IT'S A REVIEW OF YOUR NEW C.D.
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I DON'T
READ MY REVIEWS.
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00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:02,134
"DON'T" OR "CAN'T"?
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00:12:02,201 --> 00:12:04,501
LOOK, I'M DYSLEXIC,
ALL RIGHT?
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00:12:04,568 --> 00:12:06,800
THEY PUT ME
IN A SPECIAL LEARNING PROGRAM.
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00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,067
THEY SHOWED
ME TECHNIQUES.
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00:12:08,134 --> 00:12:09,301
LIKE WHAT?
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A LOT OF STUFF.
233
00:12:11,201 --> 00:12:12,600
YOU CHANGE WORDS
INTO SOMETHING YOU CAN FEEL
234
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:13,633
INSTEAD OF LOOK AT.
235
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,401
BUT IT
TAKES PATIENCE.
236
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,434
I COULD NEVER
SIT STILL AS A KID.
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00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:18,800
SO YOU DROPPED OUT
OF THE PROGRAM.
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00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:20,434
I FELT DUMB.
239
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DON'T TELL ANYBODY
ABOUT THIS, OK?
240
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:23,601
YOU'RE NOT DUMB.
241
00:12:23,668 --> 00:12:25,800
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE
MADE OF YOURSELF.
242
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:28,601
A HERO,
A FAMOUS MUSICIAN, BUT--
243
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:31,034
BUT
I MESSED UP.
244
00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:33,901
I WAS GONNA SAY,
"BUT YOU CAN'T GIVE IN."
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00:12:33,968 --> 00:12:36,600
YOU SAID YOU CAN READ,
IT JUST TAKES SOME WORK.
246
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,167
DO THE WORK.
247
00:12:38,234 --> 00:12:39,967
Richie: UH, EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT HERE?
248
00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:41,034
Rubberband Man:
YEAH, GREAT.
249
00:12:41,101 --> 00:12:42,034
WHAT'VE YOU GOT?
250
00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:44,234
BACKPACK'S FOUND
A HUGE ENERGY READING
251
00:12:44,301 --> 00:12:45,633
COMING FROM
WESTWOOD FLATS.
252
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:50,601
SWEET!
253
00:12:50,668 --> 00:12:54,767
1, 2, 3, PUSH,
MR. TRAPPER.
254
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:58,201
[BOTH GRUNTING]
255
00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:00,500
HA HA! FUNNY.
256
00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:01,835
WHAT'S THAT?
257
00:13:01,901 --> 00:13:04,600
WE STYMIED ALVA'S
STATE-OF-THE-ART SECURITY SYSTEM...
258
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,900
WITH A NEANDERTHAL.
259
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:08,301
[BOTH LAUGHING]
260
00:13:08,368 --> 00:13:11,301
YOUR SECURITY
AIN'T MUCH BETTER!
261
00:13:11,368 --> 00:13:15,134
THIS NEANDERTHAL
WANTS A PIECE OF THE PIE.
262
00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:17,568
A BIG ONE,
OR I'M TAKING THE ENGINE BACK
263
00:13:17,634 --> 00:13:20,633
AND COLLECTING
ALVA'S MILLION DOLLARS.
264
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,434
HE WANTS IN,
MR. SPECS?
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00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,201
HE WANTS IN,
MR. TRAPPER.
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00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:26,167
OVER HERE, PARTNER.
267
00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:31,234
A MILLION
IS PEANUTS COMPARED TO WHAT WE'LL MAKE.
268
00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:36,434
THE FUSION ENGINE
THAT YOU SECURED FOR US
269
00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:41,501
WILL POWER
OUR BRAINCHILD, THE DISASTER MATRIX.
270
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,067
I NAMED IT.
271
00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:46,201
WE CAN USE IT
TO CHANNEL ENORMOUS ENERGIES
272
00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:47,667
TO ANY SECTION
OF THE CITY,
273
00:13:47,734 --> 00:13:49,267
REDUCING IT
TO RUBBLE.
274
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:52,334
OR WE CAN DERAIL TRAINS,
CRACK AIRPORT RUNWAYS.
275
00:13:52,401 --> 00:13:54,767
WE'LL HOLD ALL
OF DAKOTA FOR RANSOM.
276
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,368
WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS.
277
00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:03,434
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
SEE ANOTHER NICKEL.
278
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:13,234
WE'RE GONNA
BLAST YOU TO TARNATION.
279
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:20,334
OH, EXTRA POINTS FOR
THAT ONE, MR. TRAPPER.
280
00:14:22,201 --> 00:14:23,567
YOU HIT
THE FUSION ENGINE!
281
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:24,983
HE MOVED!
282
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,334
NOTHING
IN PLAIN SIGHT,
283
00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:36,701
BUT IT'S GOTTA
BE HERE.
284
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,867
TARMAC COULD'VE
TAKEN THE ENGINE
285
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,434
INTO ANY ONE
OF THESE OLD TENEMENTS.
286
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:42,501
I'LL CHECK THIS ONE.
287
00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:51,267
WHOA! WHY'D HE
GO INSIDE?
288
00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:53,401
IT SAYS "CONDEMNED"
AND "DANGEROUS."
289
00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:54,700
NOBODY WOULD BE
IN THERE.
290
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:55,900
[RUMBLING]
291
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:58,967
WH-WHAT'S HAPPENING?
292
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:05,851
WE MUST BE CLOSE
TO THE ENGINE.
293
00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:09,084
[GASPS]
294
00:15:19,234 --> 00:15:22,834
Static: ADAM, OVER HERE!
295
00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:32,001
ARE YOU NUTS?
296
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,768
IF YOU'D STOPPED
TO READ THE SIGN,
297
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:37,600
YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN TARMAC
WOULDN'T BE IN THERE.
298
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,234
MY FAULT. SORRY, GEAR.
299
00:15:39,301 --> 00:15:42,501
FORGET IT.
300
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:47,568
BACKPACK FIGURED OUT
WHERE THOSE JOLTS CAME FROM.
301
00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:49,301
THANKS FOR NOT
SAYING ANYTHING.
302
00:15:49,368 --> 00:15:52,668
WHEN ARE
YOU GONNA
303
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,601
UNPLUG
EVERYTHING, MR. SPECS.
304
00:15:54,668 --> 00:15:57,001
I CAN'T HOLD
THIS GOON MUCH LONGER.
305
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,734
I'M MOVING
AS FAST AS I CAN!
306
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,034
[BANGING]
307
00:16:02,101 --> 00:16:07,101
SPECS AND TRAPPER!
I SHOULDA KNOWN.
308
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,301
UNH!
309
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:14,201
AAH! UHH!
310
00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:17,417
CONTAIN 22-1, MARK 7.
311
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,867
CONTAIN 17-2, MARK 12.
312
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:25,801
VOICE COMMAND?
AWESOME.
313
00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:28,234
HEY, BACKPACK,
JAM ANYTHING IN THE ROOM
314
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:29,433
PLOTTING COORDINATES.
315
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,767
[BEEPING]
316
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:36,067
[GASPS]
317
00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:37,434
I
SHOULD BLAST
318
00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:39,468
BUT THAT'S
UNGENTLEMANLY.
319
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,101
AW, WHO AM I KIDDING?
320
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,934
AAH!
321
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,400
YAAAH!
322
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:45,700
MR. TRAPPER!
323
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,967
COMING, MR. SPECS.
324
00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:49,301
UNH!
325
00:16:49,368 --> 00:16:52,900
[GROWLING]
326
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,617
UNH! [THUD]
327
00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:06,600
ZAP THE GOGGLES,
NOW THE GLOVES.
328
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:07,800
AND...
329
00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:09,967
AAH! AAH!
330
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:13,634
HEY, IT'S
2-FOR-ONE DAY.
331
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:25,533
[GRUNTING]
332
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,001
UNH!
333
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:27,817
WHOA!
334
00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:35,268
AAH!
335
00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:38,034
Computer voice:
MAJOR DAMAGE TO MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT FIELD.
336
00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:39,467
2 MINUTES TO LOCKDOWN.
337
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:40,500
UH-OH.
338
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:41,917
[BEEPING]
339
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,601
THAT SHOULD HOLD 'EM.
340
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,601
HEY, WHERE'S
RUBBERBAND MAN?
341
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:53,668
OUR DELIVERY BOY
TOOK HIS PACKAGE BACK,
342
00:17:53,735 --> 00:17:55,334
AND OLD STRETCH,
HE WENT AFTER HIM.
343
00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:58,935
BACKPACK'S DETECTING
AN ENERGY LEAK.
344
00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:01,900
STATIC, WE'RE LOOKING
AT A MELTDOWN IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES.
345
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,234
[BEEPING]
346
00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:06,301
GOTTA MAKE THIS BIGGER.
347
00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:09,101
DO THE WORK, ADAM.
348
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:12,433
NUMBER ONE,
FLEEP...
349
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,800
FLIP!
350
00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:18,034
SW-EETCHS...
351
00:18:18,101 --> 00:18:19,368
SWITCHES!
352
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:23,234
IN...S-SEQUENCE.
353
00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:25,067
Computer voice:
ONE MINUTE AND COUNTING.
354
00:18:25,134 --> 00:18:26,334
SHUT UP!
355
00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,001
GEAR, WE NEED
A LOCATION.
356
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,201
[BEEPING]
357
00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:38,667
GOT IT. THE DOCKS!
358
00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,700
[MUTTERING]
359
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,334
CORE!
360
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:46,301
REMOVE OVAL
MAGNETIC CORE!
361
00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,835
WHEW.
362
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,600
LET'S HOPE
RUBBERBAND MAN GETS THERE IN TIME
363
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,735
TO SHUT IT DOWN.
364
00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:55,301
HE'S GOT
THE INSTRUCTIONS ON HIM RIGHT?
365
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,501
STATIC?
366
00:18:56,568 --> 00:19:00,318
[READING WITH DIFFICULTY]
367
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,001
OH, MAN, WHAT'S THIS?
368
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:09,467
CAA--CA...
369
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:13,334
UHH!
370
00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:17,501
16 LETTERS. TOO LONG
FOR CLOCKWISE.
371
00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:20,468
IT'S GOTTA SAY
COUNTERCLOCKWISE!
372
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,967
[ENERGY SURGE
WINDING DOWN]
373
00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:25,968
Computer voice:
SHUTDOWN COMPLETE.
374
00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:28,434
Static: DON'T WORRY,
I'VE GOT THE SHUTDOWN PROCEDURE.
375
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,267
HERE. DON'T FORGET
STEP 3.
376
00:19:31,334 --> 00:19:32,267
HOW'D YOU--
377
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:34,584
I DID THE WORK.
378
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:47,867
YOU KNOW,
RUBBERBAND MAN
379
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:49,001
WOULD NEVER HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO READ
380
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,800
WITHOUT THE CLASSES
HE TOOK IN SCHOOL.
381
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,167
AAH!
382
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,601
AND I'M NOT DONE YET.
383
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:56,035
SEE, YOU CAN HAVE
REALLY GOOD LANGUAGE SKILLS,
384
00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:58,434
BUT STILL HAVE TROUBLE
RECOGNIZING GRAPHIC SYMBOLS.
385
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,867
HE MEANS LETTERS.
386
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:02,267
FOR INSTANCE,
SOMETIMES I CAN'T TELL
387
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:05,267
THE LETTER "B"
FROM THE LETTER "D."
388
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,601
YOU DID THAT
WITH MIRRORS.
389
00:20:07,668 --> 00:20:10,600
NOPE. MY BRAIN
PERCEIVES SPACE DIFFERENTLY.
390
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,967
SO TO A DYSLEXIC...
391
00:20:13,034 --> 00:20:15,601
"NOW" CAN LOOK
LIKE "WON."
392
00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:17,801
OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY.
393
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,401
25 MILLION AMERICANS
HAVE SOME KIND OF READING DIFFICULTY.
394
00:20:21,468 --> 00:20:22,934
DYSLEXIA'S
THE MOST COMMON.
395
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,901
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO
HOLD YOU BACK.
396
00:20:24,968 --> 00:20:26,901
SOME OF THE WORLD'S
MOST ACCOMPLISHED PEOPLE,
397
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:29,800
LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON,
THOMAS EDISON, AND ALBERT EINSTEIN
398
00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:30,901
HAD DYSLEXIA.
399
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,101
MOST SCHOOLS
HAVE PROGRAMS FOR DYSLEXICS.
400
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,167
OR THEY CAN TELL YOU
WHERE TO FIND HELP.
401
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,567
JUST ASK A TEACHER.
402
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:37,634
OR A PARENT.
403
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:41,751
EVERYONE CAN LEARN
TO READ.
404
00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:46,168
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