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Terry Sr.: OH, BOY.
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YOU KNOW, DONNY,
YOU AND THE ANGLES
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ARE STARTING
TO LOOK NOT TERRIBLE.
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HIS NAME IS DANNY.
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WHO?
YOUR GRANDSON. HIS NAME IS DANNY.
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WELL, WHAT DID I SAY?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID.
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WHAT, YOU NEVER HEARD
OF NICKNAMES?
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DONNY IS A NAME,
NOT A NICKNAME.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
WHAT I CALL HIM?
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HE KNOWS
WHO I'M TALKING TO.
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Y-YOU KNOW, MOM,
I REALLY DON'T MIND. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
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IT IS A SIGN OF RESPECT
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TO CALL SOMEONE
BY THEIR ACTUAL NAME.
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LOOK. PEOPLE CALL ME
THE CANNON. I REST MY CASE.
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I CALL PEOPLE WHAT I CALL THEM
FOR A FEW REASONS.
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WHAT, LIKE YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
THEIR NAMES?
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THAT'S ONE.
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IT'S ALSO A SIGN OF FAMILIARITY,
UH, A BOND, IF YOU WILL.
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IT'S OLD SCHOOL.
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THE OLD SCHOOL
OF INSENSITIVITY?
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THE BRONX.
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MM-HMM.
SO, WHAT ARE WE PRACTICING TODAY?
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SOME OLD-SCHOOL IDEAS.
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HERE YOU GO.
HERE'S THE WAY WE THROW.
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SEE -- RIGHT, LEFT.
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THIS IS CALLED
THE ELEPHANT WALK, GUYS.
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THIS IS WAY WE HIT --
LEFT.
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IT'S ALL RHYTHM.
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ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT.
HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
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BLACK KID, COME UP.
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YOU'VE SEEN A LOT OF ELEPHANTS
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IN YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY, RIGHT?
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YOU LEAD THE WAY.
GO AHEAD.
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LEFT, RIGHT.
COME ON, RHYTHM.
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YOU GOT TO BEND OVER.
MAKE BELIEVE THE GRASS IS CHEESE. GET DOWN.
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ALL RIGHT, HEY, BOYS.
THIS IS AN OLD-SCHOOL EXERCISE.
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IT TEACHES US HOW TO RELEASE
THE HEAD OF THIS BAT
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SO WE GET FULL EXTENSION,
A STRAIGHT LINE OUT.
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THROW IT OVER THAT TREE.
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RELEASE THE HEAD OF THE BAT,
OKAY?
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TOWELHEAD, LET'S SHOW THEM
HOW TO DO IT. READY?
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ALL RIGHT, JUST LET IT GO
JUST LIKE A TOMAHAWK.
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BOOM. JUST LET IT RIP.
LET IT GO.
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WHOA! THAT'S GREAT.
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TAKE THAT, ISRAEL, HUH?
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NO?
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BLOCK THE BALL.
BLOCK IT.
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DON'T FLAG IT.
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DON'T FLAG IT.
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GOOD, GOOD!
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WAX ON, WAX OFF.
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YOU GOT IT.
THE KID GETS IT.
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YOU SEE?
IT'S IN HIS BLOOD.
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NOW WE CAN BEGIN
TO PLAY BASEBALL.
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BLACK KID, LISTEN UP.
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FEEL THE BALL,
THROW IT TO THE BAG.
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TOWELHEAD,
COME OVER TO SECOND,
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FIRE THE BALL
TO COFFEE AND CREAM, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU GOT THAT, GIRLY?
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DONG, WHEN I HIT THE BALL,
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YOU'RE GONNA RUN
TO FIRST -- STRAIGHT.
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REMEMBER, YOU'RE NOT DRIVING,
YOU'RE RUNNING.
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RUN.
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CANNON, LANGUAGE.
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WHAT?
THEY TALK ENGLISH.
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Dick: NAME-CALLING? I GOT
TO DEAL WITH THIS NOW, TOO?
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Stan:
WELL, HALF OF YOUTH BASEBALL
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IS DEALING WITH COMPLAINTS
FROM PARENTS.
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YOU KNEW THAT, DICK.
DON'T TELL ME THINGS I KNOW, STAN.
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THAT'S NOT HELPFUL.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN A BUILDUP
OF PARENT HYSTERIA LIKE THIS
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SINCE VAN HALEN
TOURED WITH AC/DC.
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I BLAME MYSELF.
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UH,
I BLAME YOU, TOO.
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I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING
TO THE CANNON.
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BUT, QUITE FRANKLY,
HE TERRIFIES ME.
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SHUT UP, STAN.
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Terry Sr.:
ALL RIGHT, FAT KID, BALL.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S SEE IT WORK.
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***
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OH! OH!
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ALL RIGHT!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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WAY TO GO!
WAY TO GO, ANGLES!
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FIRST DOUBLE PLAY.
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YES!
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ALL RIGHT!
WAY TO THROW, BIG GUY!
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YOU'LL BE THE CAPTAIN.
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SEE WHAT I DID?
Terry Jr.: WHAT YOU DID?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE
BEEN DOING WITH THESE KIDS THE WHOLE TIME?
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LOSING. HEY, YOU WALKED
INTO THAT ONE, ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH.
[ ALL CHEERING, CHANTING "CANNON" ]
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LISTEN, I AM SO PROUD
OF YOU GUYS. I'M SO PROUD.
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DICK,
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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UH, NO. I MUST HAVE TURNED AWAY
AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT.
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MM.
TERRY, LOOK, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
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IT'S ABOUT
LEAGUE BUSINESS. ABOUT MY HOTNESS?
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I'M ACTUALLY SERIOUS.
ABOUT MY SERIOUS HOTNESS?
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ARE YOU DONE?
DONE WITH MY HOTNESS?
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TERRY! I'M ACTUALLY STRESSED OUT
ABOUT SOMETHING.
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CAN WE TALK, PLEASE?
IT'S ABOUT YOUR DAD.
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ALL RIGHT.
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All: [ Chanting ] CANNON!
CANNON! CANNON! CANNON! CANNON!
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Terry Sr.: UH-HUH!
OH, YEAH! CANNON! CANNON! CANNON!
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Man: * I'M BACK
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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***
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* I'M BACK
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Dick: OKAY.
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TERRY, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A SEAT...THERE?
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SO, LOOK.
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THERE HAVE BEEN
NUMEROUS REPORTS
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THAT
YOUR ASSISTANT COACH --
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AND FATHER.
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I CAN HANDLE THIS, STAN.
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SORRY.
I WAS GIVING CONTEXT.
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I KNOW THAT!
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LOOK,
JUST ASSUME FROM NOW ON
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THAT I KNOW...EVERYTHING.
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I'LL GO AHEAD
AND SHUT IT DOWN. OKAY.
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SO, SOME PARENTS HAVE...
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[ CLATTERING ]
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SOME PARENTS
HAVE BEEN FILMING
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YOUR DAD'S INSENSITIVE BEHAVIOR
WITH THEIR PHONES.
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AND, UM,
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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JUST PUSH "PLAY" ON THERE
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AND YOU'LL SEE
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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[ TERRY SR.
SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
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YOU, PUT THE HELMET ON.
GO PINCH RUN.
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WHY ARE YOU SENDING HUNTER IN
TO PINCH RUN?
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HE'S BLACK.
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[ WINCES ]
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I MEAN...
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COME ON.
GET YOUR GLOVE READY.
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SOFT.
SOFT HANDS.
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LIKE YOU'RE PICKING
STRAWBERRIES. WELL, THAT'S...
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IF YOU DAMAGE THEM, YOU GO BACK
TO OAXACA, ALL RIGHT?
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OH.
READY?
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CATCH IT!
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CATCH IT LIKE LIZA
WAS THROWING IT OFF THE STAGE.
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WON'T YOU DO THAT,
BROADWAY?
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PLEASE!
RIGHT.
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LOOK, I KNOW
THIS LOOKS REALLY BAD,
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BUT HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.
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I MEAN, HE LOVES THESE KIDS.
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IT'S JUST HIS OLD-SCHOOL WAYS.
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JUST HIS OLD-SCHOOL WAYS?
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ISN'T THAT WHAT
ALL RACISTS SAY?
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LOOK, I CAN'T HAVE HIM COACHING
WITH YOU ANYMORE.
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I CAN'T DO IT.
LOOK, I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO HIM.
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I PROMISE YOU --
I PROMISE YOU IT WILL STOP.
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NO, THIS COULD EXPLODE
INTO A HUGE LAWSUIT,
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OKAY, AND IT COULD
DEVASTATE THE LEAGUE.
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I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN.
IT IS OVER.
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NO, IT IS NOT OVER.
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LEAGUE CHARTER DICTATES THAT
IF THERE IS A PERCEIVED OFFENSE,
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THE PARENT OR COACH CAN
APOLOGIZE FIRST TO THE TEAM.
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IF ALL KIDS VOTE
TO FORGIVE THE OFFENDER,
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THEN HE/SHE
CAN APOLOGIZE TO THE BOARD
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AT THE NEXT LEAGUE MEETING.
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AT WHICH POINT,
IT WOULD BE PUT TO VOTE
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TO DECIDE
ON REINSTATEMENT.
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YOU JUST RECITED
THE CHARTER WORD FOR WORD.
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I KNEW
THIS DAY WOULD COME.
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MM.
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DAD,
I SAW SOMETHING TODAY.
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THAT WAS OLD-SCHOOL GREAT
DOUBLE PLAY, THANKS TO ME.
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YEAH, WELL, THE LEAGUE
WANTS TO KICK YOU OUT
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BECAUSE OF YOUR
OLD-SCHOOL WAYS.
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WHAT
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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DAD, YOU CAN'T REFER
TO THE MEMBERS OF OUR TEAM
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BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN
OR THEIR ETHNICITY.
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I DON'T DO THAT.
CHINAMAN KID?
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HE'S A KID FROM CHINA.
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IT'S A NICKNAME.
DAD, THAT'S OLD-MAN RACIST TALK.
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NO.
NO, IT IS NOT.
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IT'S THEM
BEING OVERSENSITIVE.
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POLITICALLY CORRECT CRAP,
OKAY?
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THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE WAY I WAS
RAISED. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
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I AM SO SICK OF THE
"I WAS RAISED THAT WAY" EXCUSE.
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AND THEN WHAT?
YOU WENT TO SLEEP FOR 50 YEARS?
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DAD, THE WORLD HAS MOVED ON
AND SO SHOULD YOU.
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FOR GOODNESS SAKES,
WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT.
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BLACK PRESIDENT, SEE?
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I CALL HIM.
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THE LEAGUE
HAS SUSPENDED YOU.
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YOU CAN NO LONGER
GO ON THE FIELD
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UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE.
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WELL, FINE.
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I'M SUSPENDED
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'CAUSE I'M NOT APOLOGIZING
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FOR CALLING
MY KIDS NICKNAMES.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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I THINK EVERYBODY ON THAT FIELD
OWES ME AN APOLOGY.
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I'M NOT WALKING ON THAT FIELD
UNTIL PEOPLE APOLOGIZE TO ME.
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[ SCOFFS ] OH, GOD.
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I DON'T NEED THIS,
YOU OLD GOAT,
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AND I DON'T NEED YOU.
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OH, HEY!
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ENJOY YOUR
"MATLOCK" RERUNS.
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UGH!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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OKAY, ANGLES,
TODAY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE
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A NEW-SCHOOL
KIND OF PRACTICE, OKAY?
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THERE WILL BE NO NAME-CALLING
AND NOTHING NEGATIVE.
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IT'S JUST GONNA BE
YOU AND ME.
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WE'RE GONNA GET OUT THERE,
WE'RE GONNA BE POSITIVE,
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AND WE'RE GONNA GET BETTER!
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NOW, ANGLES, TAKE THE FIELD!
HIT IT!
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YOU'RE A WINNER. YOU'RE
A WINNER. YOU'RE A WINNER.
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YOU'RE A WINNER.
YOU'RE THE BIG WINNER. OH, THANKS.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
GOOD.
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OKAY, ANGLES, LET'S GET TWO!
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OH, UH, DONG?
UH, SWEETIE?
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COULD YOU PLEASE STAND UP?
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AND, UH -- AND NO TEXTING!
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HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
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OW! OW!
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OH, GUYS!
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!
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HEY, IF YOU
DON'T BREAK THEM UP,
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THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE
A CAIN/ABEL INCIDENT.
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OW!
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COACH TERRY,
I'M GOING HOME.
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WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S NOT SAFE
OUT THERE.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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ANGLES!
WE NEED TO STAY FOCUSED!
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OKAY, CAN WE FOCUS?
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THIS IS NEW SCHOOL!
W-WE NEED TO STAY POSITIVE!
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OH, OH, GUYS!
GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!
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00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,518
YOU NEED
THE CANNON BACK. I DO NOT!
230
00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,687
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
231
00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,085
SWEETIE.
232
00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:20,195
OKAY, WHO HASN'T GOTTEN
A GAME BALL FOR PRACTICE YET?
233
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,543
NO ONE
DESERVES A GAME BALL.
234
00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,199
THAT WAS ANARCHY
OUT THERE.
235
00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,006
OH, BUT YOU GUYS GAVE IT 100%.
IT WAS A GREAT EFFORT.
236
00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,379
THAT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
IF THE CANNON WAS HERE.
237
00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,838
THIS IS GOING
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, MOM.
238
00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,708
Both: YOU'RE NOT YELLING
AT US ENOUGH!
239
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,216
OR CALLING US
ENOUGH NAMES. WHAT?
240
00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,848
IT SEEMS
WE RESPOND TO THAT.
241
00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,224
YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE.
242
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,021
Both:
WE MISS THE CANNON.
243
00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,923
THE CANNON
ROLLS OLD SCHOOL.
244
00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,385
WELL, THAT OLD SCHOOL
GOT HIM KICKED OUT OF HERE.
245
00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:45,934
SO, FROM NOW ON,
WE'RE GONNA DO IT MY WAY,
246
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,329
AND MY WAY'S
GONNA BE FUN.
247
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,560
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
248
00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,756
WE NEED A COACH,
NOT A CHEERLEADER.
249
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,843
SO, ARE YOU
GONNA BE STUBBORN,
250
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,841
OR ARE YOU GONNA GET THE CANNON
BACK OUT HERE?
251
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,613
HEY, I AM NOT
THE ONE BEING STUBBORN.
252
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,442
Dick: WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW
WHO THE BETTER COACH WAS.
253
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,877
HE MEANS THE CANNON.
254
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,883
SHUT UP, STAN.
255
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,858
SO, PRACTICE
DIDN'T GO VERY WELL, HUH?
256
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,718
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
257
00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,387
UH, THE CHINAMAN KID --
HE JUST TEXTED ME.
258
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,756
AND HE WAS, YOU KNOW,
VERY UPSET.
259
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,595
YOU TEXT WITH DONG?
260
00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,901
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
HE HELPED ME SET UP MY PHONE.
261
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,973
AND, UH, WE BOTH
LIKE JACKIE CHAN MOVIES.
262
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,971
AWESOME.
SO, LISTEN.
263
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,403
YOU SAY YOU NEED ME
264
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,908
AND I WILL
STRONGLY CONSIDER APOLOGIZING.
265
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,911
WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGIZE
BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRONG?
266
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,254
WRONG? LISTEN.
I'M HELPING THESE KIDS.
267
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,409
I'M TRYING
TO GET THEM THROUGH LIFE.
268
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,578
YOU THINK THEIR BOSSES ARE GONNA
CALL THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAMES?
269
00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,887
YES!
NO.
270
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,388
YES.
NO.
271
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,789
NOT ON THE DOCKS.
NOT IN THE COAL FACTORIES.
272
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,832
COAL FACTORY? THAT'S NOT
EVEN HOW COAL IS MADE.
273
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,089
I SEE. SO, NOW YOU KNOW
HOW COAL IS MADE.
274
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,057
LOOK. THIS ALL BOILS DOWN
TO YOU BEING SELFISH.
275
00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,067
WHAT?!
AND, QUITE FRANKLY, IT'S NOT HELPING THE TEAM.
276
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,270
YOU JUST WILL NOT ADMIT
277
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,471
THAT THAT NEW-SCHOOL STUFF
DOESN'T WORK
278
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,513
AND THAT THE ONLY THING
THAT DOES WORK
279
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,938
IS THE OLD-SCHOOL STUFF.
280
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,914
THAT'S WHAT GETS IT DONE.
281
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,842
DAD, THE KIDS
ARE RESPONDING TO YOU,
282
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,448
NOT WHAT
YOU ARE CALLING THEM.
283
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:16,579
WELL, I AM WHO I AM
AND I'M NOT CHANGING, ALL RIGHT?
284
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,686
AND IF YOU CONTINUE
TEACHING THIS NEW STUFF,
285
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:23,759
IT'S GONNA GET WORSE AND WORSE
AND MAYBE EVEN WORSE.
286
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:27,831
AND THEN, MY DEAR,
YOU WILL BE CALLING ME.
287
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:31,771
"OH, DAD? DAD?"
288
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,769
WORSE AND WORSE.
289
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:37,811
MAYBE WE HAVEN'T GONE
NEW SCHOOL ENOUGH.
290
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,838
AND THEY WILL GET WORSE.
291
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,683
HA!
292
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,639
WHAT DO YOU THINK, DARLING?
TOO MUCH?
293
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,447
MOTHER,
HEELS WOULD BE TOO MUCH.
294
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,278
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
UNDERSTATED.
295
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,484
Terry Jr.: WOW, LULU.
296
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,815
YOU LOOK LIKE ELTON JOHN
IN DRAG.
297
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:51,891
[ CHUCKLES ]
298
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:52,989
LET'S GO WARM UP.
299
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,350
SO, WHY EXACTLY
300
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,957
HAVE YOU ASKED ME
TO HELP COACH, DARLING?
301
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,529
BECAUSE YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING ABOUT BASEBALL.
302
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,858
GREAT. FABULOUS.
WHAT?
303
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,664
YEP. I NEED THIS TEAM
TO GET WORSE QUICKLY.
304
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,467
ONCE THE CANNON SEES
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH THEM,
305
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,228
HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET HERE
FAST ENOUGH.
306
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,237
SO, BASICALLY
YOU'RE USING ME.
307
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,199
WELL, I FIGURED
YOU'D BE UP FOR IT.
308
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,508
NOT MY FIRST DAY
AT THE RODEO. [ CHUCKLES ]
309
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,210
ALL RIGHT, ANGLES!
BRING IT ON IN!
310
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,042
ALL RIGHT.
311
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,847
LULU HERE
IS YOUR NEW ASSISTANT COACH.
312
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,250
LISTEN VERY CLOSELY
TO EVERYTHING SHE HAS TO SAY.
313
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,393
OKAY, WELL, I WANT YOU
TO HOLD HANDS AND FORM A CIRCLE
314
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,419
BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO PLAY
A LITTLE GAME CALLED
315
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,385
"SKIP AROUND
THE CRICKET PITCH."
316
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,933
[ LAUGHS ]
317
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:32,929
DONG...
318
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,830
DO YOUR MAGIC.
319
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,563
***
320
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,527
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
321
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,409
Dick: CANNON.
322
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,841
CANNON!
LISTEN TO ME.
323
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,378
I'M GONNA SPEAK FOR
ALL THE PARENTS IN THIS LEAGUE.
324
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,682
YOU SHOULDN'T
BE OUT THERE.
325
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,953
YOUR KIDS DESERVE
BETTER LESSONS.
326
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,052
YOU'RE BULLYING,
INSENSITIVE, AND MEAN.
327
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,248
YOU GONNA STOP ME?
YEAH.
328
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,261
NOPE!
I'M GONNA CALL A PARK RANGER.
329
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,225
AND HUH AND HUH AND KNEE.
330
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,931
LULU,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
331
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,203
W-WHAT'S THAT BLACK
RICHARD SIMMONS DOING OUT ON MY MOUND?
332
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,202
WHAT IS HE DOING?
333
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,043
CARDIO THEN CORE.
334
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,769
CANNON,
Y-YOU GOT TO HELP US, OKAY?
335
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,435
LULU'S MAKING US LOOK EVEN
WEIRDER THAN WE ALREADY ARE.
336
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,543
RIGHT. I --
CANNON, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE.
337
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,875
DICK'S
GONNA CALL THE COPS.
338
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,251
OH, THE COPS ARE THE LEAST
OF MY WORRIES.
339
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,948
DID YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS?
LOOK AT THIS.
340
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,280
WELL, YOU SAID YOU WANTED
NEW SCHOOL, SO HERE YOU GO.
341
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,646
LOOK,
I HAD TO BRING LULU ON
342
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,053
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME
A CHOICE.
343
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,915
I'M A SINGLE MOM.
I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE.
344
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:34,964
HELLO!
345
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,258
OH, ANTOINE, DARLING!
346
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,389
MWAH! MWAH!
MWAH! MWAH!
347
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,594
WHO ARE YOU?
348
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,825
ANTOINE.
PILATES --
349
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,830
LISTEN.
350
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,161
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
351
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,595
THIS SHOW OF FREAKS HERE,
THIS WHOLE THING,
352
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,970
YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS
TO GET MY BLOOD TO BOIL
353
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,399
SO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
AND WHY CAN'T YOU?
354
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,835
I'VE HAD TO TALK TO EACH
OF THESE KIDS' PARENTS JUST TO KEEP THEM ON THE TEAM.
355
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,011
THEY LOVE YOU.
356
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,569
I-I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
357
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,836
I NEED YOU, OKAY?
358
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,446
Danny: CANNON...
359
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,278
HELP US, PLEASE.
360
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,924
HEY, ANGLES!
361
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,491
COME ON AROUND.
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
362
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,818
[ CLAPS ]
363
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,594
LOOK, UH...
364
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,661
THE LEAGUE, UH, THEY --
THEY THREW ME OUT, YOU KNOW?
365
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,530
I MEAN,
I-I CAN'T BE HERE
366
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,629
BECAUSE I WASN'T CALLING
YOU GUYS BY YOUR NAMES.
367
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,972
SO, I, UH --
I'M SORRY.
368
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,669
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO INSULT ANYBODY.
369
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,270
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO COACH
YOU GUYS, AND, UH...
370
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,213
I LIKE IT
AND I WANT TO COME BACK.
371
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,308
OKAY, SO, UH,
SHOW OF HANDS --
372
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,011
AND EVERYONE
HAS TO VOTE --
373
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,353
IF YOU WANT THE CANNON
TO COME BACK.
374
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:36,876
PARVU?
375
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,848
YOU FORGOT
TO RAISE YOUR HAND.
376
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,857
NO, I DIDN'T.
I DON'T WANT HIM BACK.
377
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:45,959
COACH CANNON,
YOUR WORDS HURT ME.
378
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,033
***
379
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,402
Dick: WITHOUT
EVERY KID'S VOTE, CANNON,
380
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,201
YOU GOT TO GET OFF
THIS FIELD.
381
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,897
YEAH.
382
00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:01,007
***
383
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,522
THE LEAGUE OF DORKS.
384
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,190
LEAGUE OF IDIOTS,
MORONS,
385
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,660
COMMUNIST
BLOODSUCKING PIGS!
386
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,858
DAD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
387
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,161
I AM MAKING
VEAL PICCATA.
388
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,563
[ GROANS ]
389
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,155
HERE.
390
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,197
WOW, THAT IS
THE THINNEST VEAL
391
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,374
I'VE EVER SEEN.
392
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,271
I-IT'S LIKE MEAT PAPER.
393
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,914
CANNON, I KNOW THIS WORLD
IS CHANGING
394
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,610
IN WAYS
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE,
395
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,541
BUT MAYBE CHANGING WITH IT
WOULDN'T BE THE WORST THING.
396
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,606
I TRIED.
397
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,277
I APOLOGIZED.
398
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,245
AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT
THAT YOUR SHORTSTOP IS STUBBORN
399
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,445
AND WEARS
A WEIRD TOWEL HAT.
400
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,557
OKAY.
401
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,758
SO, I GUESS
IT'S OVER THEN.
402
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,589
SO, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST QUIT?
403
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,864
AND WE ALREADY COVERED
RACIAL INSENSITIVITY EARLIER IN THE WEEK.
404
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,803
THIS WOULD JUST BE
ANOTHER GREAT LESSON FOR DANNY.
405
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,799
WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO DO?
406
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,371
FIGURE IT OUT.
407
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,300
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
408
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,135
FIGURE IT OUT, CANNON.
409
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,871
PLEASE.
410
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,535
***
411
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,576
I'M TAKING A WALK.
412
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,550
WOW, YOU ARE REALLY GOOD
AT PUSHING HIS BUTTONS.
413
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,616
HEY, YOU WERE
NOT SO BAD YOURSELF.
414
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,764
HIGH FIVE.
YES. THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.
415
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,560
YEAH, THAT WAS --
DON'T TOUCH THAT.
416
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,602
Parvesh:
PARV, GOT A VISITOR.
417
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,500
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
418
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,402
HEY. MANNERS.
419
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,474
SORRY, FATHER.
420
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,570
HOW YOU DOING, PARVU?
421
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,435
DON'T YOU MEAN
TOWELHEAD KID?
422
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,673
OR IS IT
CAMEL JOCKEY?
423
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,578
OR CURRY MUNCHER.
424
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,079
YEAH.
DOT HEAD.
425
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,581
AND WE GOT COW KISSER.
WE GOT MUSHROOM HEAD.
426
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,483
AND FLAT-OUT GENIE.
427
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,415
I GET IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
428
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,320
I JUST CAME BY TO SAY, UH,
I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT KID
429
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,263
AND, UH [SIGHS]
430
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,159
I'M REALLY SORRY
I HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
431
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,331
Y-YOU'RE REALLY MY FAVORITE
BALL PLAYER OUT THERE
432
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,761
AND I THINK YOU
REALLY GOT SOME TALENT.
433
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,026
THEN WHY DO YOU
INSULT ME?
434
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,165
NO, SEE, I --
I-I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
435
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,971
IN MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD,
EVERYBODY HAD A NICKNAME.
436
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,714
STEVIE THE GIMP,
SAMMY THE BLACK GUY,
437
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,340
FRANNY THE WHORE --
438
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,675
UH...WHORES KNOW MONEY,
YOU KNOW?
439
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,011
ANYWAY, THE POINT IS
I-I LOVED THEM ALL.
440
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,048
HERE'S WHAT YOU DON'T GET,
MR. GANNON.
441
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,383
LOOK AT HIM.
442
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,187
IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR HIM
LOOKING DIFFERENT
443
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,789
WHILE STILL HONORING
YOUR FAITH.
444
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,160
IT HURTS WHEN A COACH
WHO HE LIKES VERY MUCH
445
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,661
SAYS STUFF LIKE THAT.
446
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,162
YOU KNOW,
IT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS
447
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,365
FOR YOU TO STAND UP THERE TODAY
AND NOT RAISE YOUR HAND.
448
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,568
AND, UM...
449
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,240
ANYWAY, YOU HAVE
A-AN AWESOME SON.
450
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,840
GOOD NIGHT.
451
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,177
HEY -- HEY, COACH?
YEAH?
452
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,580
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S A SIKH TEACHING
453
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,051
THAT SAYS, "LOVE ME
WHEN I LEAST DESERVE IT
454
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,421
BECAUSE THAT IS WHEN
I REALLY NEED IT."
455
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,219
AND IN THAT SPIRIT,
456
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,022
I'D LIKE YOU TO COME BACK
AND COACH.
457
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:07,386
OKAY, UH,
PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME.
458
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,697
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
YOU KNOW MY NAME. Dick: ALL RIGHT.
459
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,099
LET THE RECORD NOTE
THAT TERRY GANNON SR.
460
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,072
IS AT THE LECTERN.
461
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,270
TAKE IT AWAY, CANNON.
462
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,071
MAKE YOUR CASE
FOR REINSTATEMENT.
463
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,773
RIGHT.
464
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,114
WELL, YOU SAID I HAD TO COME
DOWN HERE AND APOLOGIZE
465
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,380
FOR SOME OF THE NAMES I'VE BEEN
CALLING MY KIDS ON THE ANGLES.
466
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,580
CORRECT.
467
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,411
WELL, I'M SORRY.
468
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,176
I AM SORRY...
469
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:33,186
THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE BUNCH
OF WACKO HYPOCRITE ASSHATS.
470
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,190
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
471
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,691
OH, BOY.
HERE WE GO.
472
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,922
APOLOGIES DO NOTHING.
473
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,187
CHANGE IS DIFFERENT.
474
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,357
I GUESS I'VE BEEN
EMOTIONALLY ASLEEP
475
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,266
FOR QUITE A LONG TIME --
476
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:49,138
SOMETHING MY DAUGHTER'S
BEEN TRYING TO TELL ME.
477
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,639
BUT BECAUSE OF HER
AND THE ANGLES, I THINK, UH...
478
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,382
I THINK I'M JUST STARTING
TO WAKE UP.
479
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,648
SO, UH,
BETTER THAN APOLOGIZING,
480
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,208
UM, I'M GONNA TRY
TO CHANGE.
481
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,048
Dick:
THAT'S FINE, CANNON,
482
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,552
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ACTUALLY
LOOKING FOR REMORSE.
483
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,485
WE HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION
TO THESE KIDS.
484
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,891
A MORAL OBLIGATION?
YEAH.
485
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,963
IF THESE KIDS
ARE SO SPECIAL TO YOU,
486
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,733
IF THEY'RE SO SPECIAL,
HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T DRAFTED ANY ONE OF THEM?
487
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,003
NOT ONE OF THEM.
NOBODY WANTED THESE KIDS.
488
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,501
MY LITTLE GIRL
HAD TO START A NEW TEAM
489
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,574
JUST SO THESE KIDS
COULD PLAY.
490
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,073
I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT SIX TEAMS
IN THIS LEAGUE
491
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,505
AND FIVE OF THEM
ARE ALL WHITE.
492
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,581
IS THAT TRUE?
493
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,739
UH, YEAH.
494
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,737
OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
495
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,678
HIT THERE, DONG.
496
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,782
[ BEEP ]
497
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,746
[ BEEP ]
498
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,024
[ BEEP ]
I THINK...
499
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,921
[ BEEP ]
...IT'S TIME YOU GUYS TOOK A --
500
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,793
[ BEEP ]
JUST A REAL GOOD LONG LOOK AT YOURSELVES.
501
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,293
OKAY.
502
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,492
[ BEEP ]
503
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,827
WELL, THE ANGLES --
504
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,131
WELL, THEY'RE THE FACE
OF AMERICA,
505
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,434
AND YOUR TEAM --
506
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,165
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY'RE LIKE NORWAY.
507
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,272
I MEAN, I MAY HAVE USED
SOME QUESTIONABLE LANGUAGE,
508
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,505
BUT IT'S SOMETHING
I GREW UP WITH.
509
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,380
BUT AS FAR AS, UH,
THESE BIG APOLOGIES GO,
510
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,813
IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
511
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,547
[ SCOFFS ]
512
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,892
BUT I WILL TO MY KIDS.
513
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,789
SO, HUNTER, VANESSA,
514
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,862
DONG, DANNY BOY...
515
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,863
...PARVU...
516
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,366
...MICHAEL, ANGEL,
517
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,969
VINCE AND VANCE,
518
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,900
AND THE FAT KID.
DUDLEY.
519
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,073
WHAT, THE GUY'S WHITE?
520
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,414
OKAY. DUDLEY.
521
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,741
I'M REALLY...
522
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,576
REALLY, UH,
VERY SORRY, GUYS.
523
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,881
VERY SORRY.
524
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,922
AND, UH...
525
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,389
I'M SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU.
526
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,987
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL I GOT.
527
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,761
SO IF YOU WANT TO KICK ME OUT
FOR THAT, KICK ME OUT.
528
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,091
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
529
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,825
BOY, I DON'T KNOW.
THAT WAS A GREAT SPEECH.
530
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,233
MM, YOU'RE OUT.
531
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,595
DICK,
WE HAVE TO TAKE A VOTE.
532
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,944
OKAY, FINE.
533
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:07,209
ALL IN FAVOR
OF TERRY GANNON SR.
534
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,380
BEING REINSTATED TO COACH
THE ANGLES, RAISE YOUR HANDS.
535
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,921
DOUBLE DANG IT!
536
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,453
TERRY GANNON SR.
COACHES THE ANGLES.
537
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,446
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
538
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,788
***
539
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,099
DON'T HUG ME IN PUBLIC,
OKAY?
540
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,400
OH, SHUT UP,
YOU OLD GOAT.
541
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,272
HEY, BOYS.
542
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,201
[ Chanting ]
CANNON! CANNON! CANNON!
543
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,807
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. IT'S
YOUR TURN. TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
544
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,376
WHO'S GOING FIRST?
545
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,915
I'LL GO FIRST.
546
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,749
GO AHEAD.
547
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,124
YOU'RE SO OLD
548
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,452
THAT WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE
YOU SAW "TITANIC,"
549
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,817
THEY THINK YOU MEAN
FROM A LIFEBOAT.
550
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:56,615
WHOA!
OH!
551
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,426
[ CHUCKLES ] GOOD.
552
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,428
YOU HAVE SO MANY BLUE LINES
ON YOUR ARMS,
553
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,790
YOU COULD BE
A ROAD MAP.
554
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,058
OHH.
OHH.OHH. OHH.
555
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,555
WHEN PEOPLE SAY
YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION,
556
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,797
THEY MEAN YEARS OLD.
557
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,302
OHH.
OHH. OHH.
558
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,844
ALL RIGHT.
559
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,798
I'VE SEEN DEAD BIRDS
WITH CLEARER EYES THAN YOU.
560
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,937
[ LAUGHTER ]
OOH.
561
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,072
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL
YOUR HAIR THAT IT'S DEAD?
562
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,577
[ LAUGHS ] GOOD.
563
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,809
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT --
564
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,014
WHAT'D YOU SAY
ABOUT MY MAMA?
565
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,151
WELL, I'VE NEVER MET HER
IN PERSON,
566
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,453
BUT I'M ASSUMING
SHE'S BIG AND FAT.
567
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,286
[ CHUCKLES ]
568
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,661
[ LAUGHTER ]
569
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,530
NICE.
570
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:37,130
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