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Announcer: NOW BATTING --
NUMBER 9, DANNY GANNON.
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COME ON, DANNY.
YOU GOT THIS.
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YOU GOT THIS.
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AAH!
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
Umpire: DEAD BALL.
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[ BOYS LAUGHING ]
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HIT BATTER.
TAKE YOUR BASE.
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OH.
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OKAY, BUDDY,
HEY, LET'S, UM, LET'S, UH,
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LET'S WIPE THE SMILE
OFF YOUR FACE, OKAY?
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LET'S NOT BE SMILING
AFTER THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, BACK TO WORK.
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SWEETIE,
ARE YOU OKAY?
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[ Voice breaking ]
IT REALLY HURTS.
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OHH.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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DON'T RUB IT. DON'T RUB IT.
DON'T RUB IT.
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IF YOU RUB IT,
PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE HURT.
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DAD, IT DOES HURT.
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HEY, LISTEN.
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OH, NO.
DON'T DO THIS, PLEASE.
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DO NOT CRY.
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IT IS OKAY TO CRY.
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NO. GANNONS, WE INFLICT PAIN,
AND THEN WE LAUGH.
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WHAT?!
WHAT ARE YOU, A MONSTER?
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DO ME A FAVOR.
TAKE A LITTLE BREAK, WILL YA?
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PLEASE?
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LISTEN TO ME, DANNY.
JUST FIGHT THROUGH IT.
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PAIN IS TEMPORARY.
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CRYING HURTS YOU
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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NOW, WHEN I WALK AWAY,
SPIT.
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***
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SO, SOMEBODY HAS
A BIG BIRTHDAY COMING UP, HUH?
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THE BIG 1-1.
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SO, I WAS THINKING, UH,
INVITE A FEW FRIENDS OVER.
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YOU KNOW,
WE CAN HANG OUT,
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WATCH A MOVIE,
MAYBE DO A LITTLE FACE-PAINTING.
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Danny: FACE-PAINTING?
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YOU KNOW THAT I'M A BOY,
RIGHT?
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WELL, AFTER TODAY,
THE JURY'S STILL OUT.
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SHUT IT!
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
WE COULD DO SOMETHING ELSE.
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HOW ABOUT
A CUPCAKE STATION?
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HOW ABOUT
A PAINTBALL PARTY?
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SORRY, BUD.
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YOU KNOW, I LOOKED INTO IT,
AND IT'S JUST A LITTLE...
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100% OUT OF OUR PRICE RANGE.
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BUT WE COULD RENT A MOVIE,
HAVE SOME PIZZA,
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AND HANG OUT
WITH SOME FRIENDS.
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LOOK, MOM, I'VE BEEN TO
FOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
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THREE WENT GO-KARTING,
ONE WENT TO LASER TAG.
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I CAN'T JUST HAVE MY FRIENDS
OVER FOR A MOVIE AND A PIZZA.
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I'M STILL GONNA
STOP BY THE REDBOX AT THE MARKET
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JUST IN CASE.
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THE POOR KID.
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I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH
HE'S A CRYBABY,
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HE DESERVES
A BETTER PARTY THAN THAT.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET ONE OF
THEM GERM-INFESTED BOUNCE HOUSES
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WHERE YOU GET CONCUSSIONS,
YOU KNOW?
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THAT'S EVEN BETTER
THAN WHAT YOU GOT PLANNED.
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STEP IT UP, WILL YOU?
HUH?
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STEP IT UP.
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* I'M BACK
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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* I'M BACK
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Danny:
WHAT'S A FAKE NOODLE CALLED?
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WHAT?
AN IM-PASTA. [impostor]
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OHHHH.
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THAT'S -- THAT'S GOOD.
YOU GET IT?
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IT'S -- IT'S
A PRETTY GOOD PUN.
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LET ME KNOW
IF YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING ELSE.
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THANKS, CHELLE.
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HEY, SO,
WE ARE GONNA HAVE PEOPLE OVER
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FOR DANNY'S BIRTHDAY.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE PIZZA.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE VIDEO GAMES.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE
FACE-PAINTING.
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NO, WE KILLED THAT. THAT'S NOT
SOMETHING WE'RE DOING.
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RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU HATE
WAY-COOL FACE-PAINTING.
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LET IT GO.
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ANYWAY,
IT'S THIS SATURDAY,
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AND I KNOW
THAT'S REALLY LATE NOTICE,
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BUT PLEASE TELL ME
YOU GUYS ARE FREE.
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WHAT, NO?
THIS SATURDAY?
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WE CAN'T.
IT'S MICHAEL'S PARTY.
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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
TOO?
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YEAH. "DANCING WITH
THE BIRTHDAY STARS." NO WAY.
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DID YOU NOT GET
THE INVITATION?
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[ SPORTS EVENT PLAYING ON TV ]
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AHHH.
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WEIRD.
MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST.
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LOOK, IT'S OKAY
IF YOU GUYS CAN'T MAKE IT.
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UM, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE HAVING
A REAL PARTY, ANYWAY.
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OR -- BRILLIANT IDEA
FROM LULU --
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UM, WHY DON'T WE
COMBINE PARTIES?
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AND NOW THAT I SAY IT, MORE
OBVIOUS THAN BRILLIANT, BUT...
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WELL, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
MOM, CAN WE?
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OH, I DON'T --
I DON'T KNOW.
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WE DON'T WANT
TO JUMP ON YOUR THING.
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OH, TERRY, COME ON. IT'S ME.
JUMP ON MY THING.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE HUGE.
MY MOM DOES EVERYTHING BIG.
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MAKES EVERYTHING BIG.
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UH, HONESTLY,
WE WERE GONNA GO SMALL.
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I'M ON
A REALLY TIGHT BUDGET.
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OH, TERRY,
DON'T BE SO SILLY.
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I'VE GOT CONTACTS
ALL OVER TOWN --
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GET US A GREAT PRICE.
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AND WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.
IT'LL BE FUN.
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DANNY, WHAT KIND OF PARTY
WOULD YOU LIKE?
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YOU CAN HAVE
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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PAINTBALL.
PAINTBALL?!
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PAINTBALL?
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DANNY, ANYTHING YOU WANT.
YEAH, PAINTBALL.
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OH, COME ON, MOM.
IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
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OKAY.
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DANCING AND VIOLENCE
IT IS.
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YES!
IT'S SO "WEST SIDE STORY." I'M LOVING IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY!
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Lulu:
AND HOW MUCH ARE THE BALLOONS SHAPED LIKE ARMY TANKS?
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ONLY $50?
GREAT. WE'LL TAKE 10 OF THOSE.
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OR ONE.
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WE'LL TAKE
ONE SAD, LONELY BALLOON
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SHAPED LIKE AN ARMY TANK.
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AND A BUBBLE MACHINE.
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GREAT.
THANK YOU, MR. BALLOON MAN.
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[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ACTUALLY
PLANNING A PARTY TOGETHER.
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OH, I KNOW. IT'S AN EXCITING
TWIST IN OUR FRIENDSHIP.
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YEAH, IT'S LIKE
WE'RE IN "THE PARENT TRAP"
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AND WE JUST FOUND OUT
WE'RE TWINS.
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OH, YES.
A COUPLE OF LOHANS, WE ARE.
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YOU KNOW, THOSE TWO WERE GREAT.
THEY REALLY SHOULD WORK MORE.
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I'M HEARING A LOT
OF CLICKS OVER THERE.
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OH, I'M JUST
ON THE PAINTBALLING WEBSITE
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GETTING A FEW
LAST-MINUTE ESSENTIALS.
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YOU'VE GOT THE LASER SCOPE
AND THE UTILITY BELT AND --
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JUST "SELECT ALL."
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OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
"SELECT ALL."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT FEELS LIKE A BIT MUCH.
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YEAH, KIDS DON'T NEED
ALL THAT.
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WELL,
AT LEAST DANNY DOESN'T.
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OH, WELL, MY MICHAEL
DOES NEED ALL THAT.
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HE'S ACCUSTOMED
TO A CERTAIN LEVEL OF GOING BIG.
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[ LAUGHS ]
[ BEEP ]
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DANNY, I THINK,
FEELS MORE COMFORTABLE
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BEING...
LESS ACCESSORIZED.
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SO, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE
JUST DO THE UTILITY BELTS,
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AND THEN BEFORE GOING BIG,
WE JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER.
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FINE. FINE.
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JUST GET THE BELTS...
AND THEY'LL LOOK GREAT.
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WOW. SPLITTING THE COST
HAS ACTUALLY MADE THIS WHOLE THING DOABLE.
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WHAT'S OUR GRAND TOTAL?
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$4,000.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I OWE YOU 2 GRAND?
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YES! CHEAP AS CHIPS!
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YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD PLAN
ALL OUR PARTIES TOGETHER.
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[ SIGHS ]
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HEY, LOOK.
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I GOT YOU A -- AN EARLY
BIRTHDAY PRESENT JUST TO MAKE UP
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FOR WHATEVER LAME THING
YOUR MOTHER GETS YOU.
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AND...HERE IT IS.
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WOW.
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A SOCK.
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DON'T BE A WISE GUY.
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IT IS NOT A SOCK.
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IT IS A REDEMPTION SOCK.
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THERE'S A CUE BALL
IN THE TOE OF THIS THING.
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SO ONE QUICK LITTLE MOVE --
FOREHAND OR BACKHAND --
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THE GANNONS ARE NOT
THE ONES CRYING ANYMORE.
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WE'RE BACK.
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AND I'M IN JUVIE.
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WHY IS THIS
SUCH A BIG DEAL?
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DID I SERIOUSLY
DISAPPOINT YOU?
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YOU'RE MY GRANDSON --
MY ONLY GRANDSON --
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AND I CARE FOR YOU
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MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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SO, UH, YEAH.
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU'RE A MESS.
WHAT, DID YOU SLEEP IN YOUR PIZZA CLOTHES?
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YES.
YES, I DID, ACTUALLY.
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I WORKED A DOUBLE SHIFT
LAST NIGHT,
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AND I'M WORKING ANOTHER ONE
TODAY.
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MOM, I KNOW
WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS,
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AND I REALLY
APPRECIATE IT.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BUDDY.
I'M HAPPY TO.
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OH, NO.
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NO, NO, NO.
NO REDEMPTION SOCK!
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THIS HAS SPAGHETTI SAUCE.
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THAT'S THE SAME ONE
FROM WHEN I WAS A KID!
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THAT'S WRONG.
THAT IS NOT SPAGHETTI SAUCE.
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DANNY IS FINE.
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THERE WILL BE NO BRAINING OF
KIDS WITH THE REDEMPTION SOCK.
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LOOK, WE HAD AN EMBARRASSING
MOMENT IN PUBLIC.
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WE ARE NOT FINE UNTIL WE GET
THIS WHOLE THING BALANCED OUT.
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NO ONE CARES, DAD.
LET IT GO.
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DANNY, GET YOUR STUFF.
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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Redemption Sock II
is in your lunch bag,
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and the sequel
is just as good as the original.
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GO GET 'EM, BUDDY.
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GO. HEY.
[ WHISTLES ]
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VZZT! VZZT!
"TIMBER!"
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[ LAUGHS ]
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O.M.G.!
THE RSVPs ARE ROLLING IN!
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THIS IS THE MOST KIDS
I'VE EVER HAD A PARTY.
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I'M SO JAZZED.
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HEH-HEY!
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HOW'S THE ARM, WUSS BOY?
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I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING
A PAINTBALL PARTY?
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YEAH. YEAH, WE ARE.
PSHOO!
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AND GUESS WHAT --
YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
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GUESS WHAT, DANNY.
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ANYONE CAN SHOW UP
TO A PAINTBALL RANGE
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AND RUIN THE WHOLE PARTY
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BY SHOOTING THE BIRTHDAY BOYS
UNTIL THEY CRY.
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THERE'S ALSO GOING TO BE
DANCING.
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NOT THE TIME,
MICHAEL.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU DITCHED ME
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TO JOIN
THIS ENTIRE TEAM OF LOSERS!
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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A MILD CASE OF ADHD.
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WE'RE DEAD.
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WHAT?
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HUP. EIGHT. HUP.
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00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,300
[ PANTING ]
CHANGE OF PLANS, EVERYONE. HOLD ON.
229
00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,628
PARTY IS CANCELED,
ALL RIGHT?
230
00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,374
DAVID AND THE PIRATES --
THEY'RE GONNA COME,
231
00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,628
AND THEY'RE GONNA KICK OUR BUTTS
IN PAINTBALL, ALL RIGHT?
232
00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,298
EMPHASIS ON MY BUTT.
233
00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,035
SO, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE JUST
GONNA RUN AWAY AND HIDE?
234
00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:28,042
YEAH. THAT SEEMS LIKE
THE "I WANT TO MAKE IT TO 12" THING TO DO.
235
00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,135
NO, SEE, WE CAN JUST
TURN THIS WHOLE THING AROUND.
236
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,307
WE CAN GET RID OF
THAT CRYING NONSENSE, RIGHT?
237
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,645
I MEAN, THIS IS
YOUR CUE-BALL-IN-A-SOCK MOMENT.
238
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,152
I JUST WANT TO HAVE
A NORMAL BIRTHDAY.
239
00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,383
YOU WILL.
240
00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:40,047
I CAN TEACH YOU THE BASICS
OF INFANTRY TRAINING,
241
00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,557
BUT YOU GOT TO LISTEN.
242
00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,519
NOW, THESE PIRATES OVER THERE --
THEY WILL SHOW YOU NO MERCY.
243
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:45,988
THEY THINK YOU'RE ALL
A BUNCH OF WUSSES ANYWAY.
244
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,226
WE'LL USE THAT.
245
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,400
WE WILL MAKE THEIR HUBRIS
BE THEIR DOWNFALL, SEE?
246
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,030
WHAT'S A HUBRIS?
WHAT'S A HUBRIS?
247
00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,695
YOU'LL BE
THE FIRST TWO TO GO.
248
00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,574
YAY! FIRST!
YAY! FIRST!
249
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,836
HEY, UH, WHERE'S DONG?
250
00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,841
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK ABOUT DONG,
THEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.
251
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,575
I JUST GOT A CHILL.
252
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,711
* PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA
LET'S DO THIS!
253
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,876
All: YEAH!
* PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA PAPA-OOM-MOW-MOW *
254
00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,015
OKAY, THEN, LET'S GO.
255
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,179
DOWN.
256
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,418
UP.
257
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,022
DOWN.
258
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,064
UP.
259
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,688
DONG, NOT DOWN AND DOWN.
DOWN AND UP.
260
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,755
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
261
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,732
NO, NO.
THOSE ARE NOT SHILLELAGHS.
262
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,101
THIS IS NOT A SCOTTISH DANCE.
263
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,529
STRIKE WITH IT!
264
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,073
CRAWLING, CRAWLING.
265
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,198
CRAWLING!
266
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,433
ROLL!
267
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,437
GOOD.
268
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,038
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
269
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,710
AAH!
AAH! PUSH IT!
270
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:34,039
ALL RIGHT, CRAWL.
CRAWL.
271
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,044
FASTER! FASTER!
272
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,735
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
273
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,277
YOU WANT TO QUIT, DONG?!
YOU WANT THIS?!
274
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,222
I HAVE NO PLACE LEFT TO GO,
MR. THE CANNON.
275
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,219
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
276
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,751
* WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD *
277
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,317
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
278
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,234
HEY, SLIM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR?
279
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,230
YOU'RE SPOILING
MY PERFECT ASS FORM.
280
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:58,232
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE
A PAINTBALL PARTY.
281
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,795
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
NO PARTY?
282
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,303
COULDN'T COME UP WITH
THE MONEY.
283
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,404
I GOT THE KIDS
BATTLE-READY.
284
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,906
I MEAN,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
285
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,408
I-I-I TRAINED THEM
HOW TO KILL TODAY.
286
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,579
I FEEL HORRIBLE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
287
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,108
I AM A COMPLETE FAILURE
AS A PARENT.
288
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,654
UH, NO ARGUMENT THERE.
289
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,584
W-WHAT KIND OF MONEY
WE TALKING ABOUT?
290
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,745
UH, LIKE, UH, RANSOM MONEY,
LIKE, FOR ALEC BALDWIN
291
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,316
OR FOR STEPHEN BALDWIN?
292
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,323
I NEED $2,000,
AND I HAVE $684.
293
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,956
OH. AND 73 CENTS.
294
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,132
[ COINS JINGLE ]
295
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,489
PEOPLE SUCK AT TIPPING.
296
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,927
SO, $1,315.27, RIGHT?
297
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,974
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
298
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,469
WAIT RIGHT THERE.
299
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,312
THIS OUGHT TO COVER IT.
300
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,938
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
301
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,176
WELL, SOMETIMES
I BURY CASH IN THE YARD --
302
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,482
SO I KNOW WHERE IT IS.
303
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,613
DAD.
304
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,777
THANK YOU.
I-I-I'LL PAY YOU BACK.
305
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,787
NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS NOT A LOAN.
306
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,149
I THINK DANNY SHOULD HAVE
A REAL NICE BIRTHDAY PARTY,
307
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,517
YOU KNOW,
WITH HIS FRIENDS --
308
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,285
JUST LIKE THE KIND
I USED TO GIVE YOU.
309
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,534
THE CLOSEST YOU EVER CAME
TO CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY
310
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,699
WAS TELLI ME
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
311
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,299
NINE MONTHS
FROM MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY.
312
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,971
IT WAS A SURPRISE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
313
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,199
ANYWAY, UH,
HE'S A GOOD KID.
314
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,195
AND, BY THE WAY,
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
315
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,138
SIX MONTHS AWAY.
316
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,142
SIX?
317
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,513
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER.
318
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,151
Otis: IF YOU INSIST
ON HAVING ICE SCULPTURES,
319
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,850
THEN YOU WILL NEED
A REFRIGERATED TABLE.
320
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,052
OH, I ABSOLUTELY INSIST,
LIEUTENANT.
321
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,324
OH. WHAT'S ALL THIS?
322
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,552
OH, WE GOT PARTY PLANS
ON TOP OF PARTY PLANS.
323
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,657
OH, WE'RE JUST GOING OVER
324
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,388
SOME LAST-MINUTE DETAILS
FOR THE PARTY, TERRY.
325
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,163
PLEASE CONTINUE,
LIEUTENANT OTIS.
326
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,692
TALK ABOUT
THE PYROTECHNIC SHOW. THANK YOU, CORPORAL.
327
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,728
LUCKILY FOR YOU,
LULU UPGRADED YOUR PARTY
328
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,074
TO THE SHOCK-AND-AWE
PACKAGE.
329
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,398
IT'LL MELT YOUR FACE OFF.
330
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,232
BANG!
331
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,527
OH. NO. NO.
332
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,368
NO SHOCK. NO AWE.
AND NO FACE-MELTING.
333
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,914
YOU KNOW WHAT --
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
334
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,909
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,
AND -- AND THEN GIVE ME A CALL?
335
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,581
I GOT SOME STUFF TO DO,
SO...
336
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,039
UM, LULU, WHAT, UH...
337
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,048
HM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
338
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,020
WELL, I JUST ADDED
A FEW EXTRAS, DARLING,
339
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,218
AND I'VE ONLY DONE IT
340
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,849
BECAUSE THE PARTY WAS STARTING
TO FEEL A LITTLE...SAD.
341
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,516
OH. WELL,
WE AGREED TO KEEP IT SAD.
342
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,863
I MEAN...SIMPLE.
343
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,519
OKAY, THIS ISN'T
PRISON CAMP FOR KIDS, TERRY.
344
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,727
IT'S A PARTY.
IT NEEDS TO BE SPECIAL.
345
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,360
CUPCAKES ARE SPECIAL --
TO AN 11-YEAR-OLD.
346
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,055
THAT'S BECAUSE
THEY HAVEN'T TRIED FOIE GRAS.
347
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,527
[ LAUGHS ]
348
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,234
LISTEN, STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT,
TERRY. IT'LL GIVE YOU WRINKLES.
349
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,426
IT'S ON ME.
350
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,937
I UNDERSTAND -- YOU'RE WORKING
WITHIN A...BUDGET.
351
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,370
YEAH, BUT THAT'S
NOT THE POINT.
352
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,865
WE AGREED TO BE PARTNERS,
YOU KNOW?
353
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,037
W-WE -- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
RUN ALL THIS STUFF BY ME.
354
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,205
I JUST DID.
355
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,913
OH. LULU. WOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
356
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,375
YOU'RE BEING
REALLY THOUGHTLESS.
357
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,783
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WE AGREED TO TALK BEFORE GOING BIG.
358
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,416
I KILLED MYSELF
TO MAKE THIS MONEY.
359
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,720
MY DAD EVEN CHIPPED IN.
360
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,721
AND NOW YOU'RE JUST
THROWING YOUR MONEY IN MY FACE.
361
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,893
LIKE, HOW IS THIS
GONNA LOOK TO DANNY?
362
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,233
THAT YOU'RE AN AWESOME MOTHER
AND NOT SOME WOMAN
363
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,588
WHO WORKS IN A PIZZA PLACE
AND CAN'T THROW A PARTY.
364
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,757
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
LISTEN, TERRY,
365
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,255
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD
AT SOME THINGS, LIKE...
366
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,397
PONYTAILS...
367
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,902
AND WEARING SHORTS.
368
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,444
SPITTING --
YOU'RE GREAT AT THAT. [ GASPS ]
369
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,968
I-I PLAN PARTIES.
370
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,073
AND FRANKLY, WORKING WITH YOU,
IT'S BEEN VERY LIMITING FOR ME.
371
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,906
OH. WELL, I DON'T THINK
THIS IS WORKING OUT.
372
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,582
SO I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST
IF WE HAD --
373
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,909
WELL, WE SHOULD HAVE
SEPARATE PARTIES!
374
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,645
I SAID IT FIRST!
I DUMPED YOU! NO!
375
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,779
THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY,
376
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,454
BUT YOU ALWAYS
TALK FIRST!
377
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,752
TERRY, PLEASE, JUST GET OUT
OF MY GORGEOUS HOUSE!
378
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,924
OH, WHO DOES A-A WHITE RUG
WITH -- WITH...WHITE WALLS?!
379
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,115
IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE
SUPER-CHEESY HEAVEN!
380
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,117
[ SCOFFS ]
381
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,928
IT'S TASTE, TERRY!
382
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,660
TASTE!
383
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,104
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
384
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,429
BREATHE THROUGH IT,
DARLING.
385
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,272
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
386
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,474
HEY.
387
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,775
YOUR PARTY'S STARTING TO CREEP
OVER TO MY SIDE AGAIN.
388
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,808
[ SCOFFS ] OH!
OH, I'M SO SORRY, TERRY.
389
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,775
I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THAT
SAD LITTLE TABLE WAS A PARTY.
390
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,954
CLASS.
391
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,483
OUT THE ASS, DARLING.
392
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,664
[ BLOWING ]
393
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,992
LISTEN, GUYS,
WHAT WE GOT HERE TODAY
394
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,027
IS AN OPPORTUNITY
FOR GREATNESS.
395
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:52,002
NOW, WE'VE BEEN TRAINING
REAL HARD FOR A WHOLE DAY.
396
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,802
YOU GUYS WERE BORN FOR --
397
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,373
WELL, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE NOT THIS, BUT...
398
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,544
WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT BASEBALL,
BUT...
399
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,642
YOU WERE BORN.
400
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,143
IF WE HAVE TO
FIGHT THOSE GUYS,
401
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,705
WE'RE GONNA NEED
A BETTER PEP TALK.
402
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:07,513
***
403
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,890
HEY, HERE THEY ARE.
COME ON. GAME FACES, GUYS.
404
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,020
DUDLEY, NOT "I GOT TO POOP"
FACE -- GAME FACE.
405
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,226
HEY, CANNON. WHAT ARE YOU
AND THE ANGLES DOING HERE?
406
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,488
YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW?
407
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,556
I DON'T KNOW.
408
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,663
DAVID'S HERE
PLAYING PAINTBALL.
409
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,734
I JUST CAME HERE
TO PAY FOR IT.
410
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,232
[ Laughing ] WHOA!
411
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,004
LOOK AT THIS, MAN!
412
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,333
THESE THINGS ARE AWESOME.
413
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,697
BE CAREFUL.
IT'S LOADED.
414
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,065
[ Mockingly ]
OH, OKAY, CANNON.
415
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,203
YOU THINK
I DON'T KNOW MY WAY AROUND --
416
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,668
[ PAINTBALL GUN FIRES ]
AAH HAH HAH HAH!
417
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,035
[ LAUGHTER ]
418
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,684
POOF!
THAT DID NOT STING.
419
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,578
David:
DAD! I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD!
420
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,580
[ Stifled ] OKAY.
421
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,051
LET IT OUT, NANCY.
422
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,420
LET WH OUT...NANCY?
423
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,419
[ COUGHS ]
424
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,420
PARDON ME.
425
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,721
[ LAUGHTER ]
426
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,422
OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN.
427
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,094
AS A SPECIAL "DANCING
WITH THE STARS" SURPRISE,
428
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,563
MARIA AND JUAN HERE ARE GOING TO
TEACH US ALL HOW TO MERENGUE.
429
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,903
[ LATIN MUSIC PLAYS ]
430
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,568
PIZZA'S HERE!
431
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,242
[ KIDS SHOUTING "PIZZA!" ]
432
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,242
PIZZA TIME!
433
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,713
WHOO! PIZZA!
434
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,040
OH!
435
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,236
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
436
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:15,218
LOOKS LIKE PRISON-CAMP FOOD
IS OWNING MERENGUE DANCERS.
437
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,378
BOOM!
438
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,886
YES. CLEARLY. YOU WIN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
439
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,218
YOU BEAT ME.
440
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,623
THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR
ALL OVER AGAIN.
441
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,724
[ CHUCKLES ]
442
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,055
WHY DID YOU COME HERE?
YOU HAVE MONEY.
443
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,092
YOU COULD HAVE MOVED YOUR PARTY
ANYWHERE IN TOWN --
444
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,457
LIKE A DANCE STUDIO
OR A DANCE BOAT...
445
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,626
OR A DANCE ISLAND.
446
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,233
YES, I-I COULD HAVE,
BUT HONESTLY,
447
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,596
I KEPT THE PARTY HERE BECAUSE
THIS IS WHERE THE KIDS ARE.
448
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,740
EVERY YEAR, NO MATTER
HOW MANY CHILDREN WE'VE INVITED,
449
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,283
MY MICHAEL
IS THE ONLY ONE UNDER 40
450
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,579
WHO'S ACTUALLY THERE,
TERRY.
451
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,640
[ GROANS ]
YEAH.
452
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,907
LULU.
453
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,745
LISTEN, I REALLY
DIDN'T MEAN TO BELITTLE YOU
454
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,080
WITH MY MONEY, TERRY.
455
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,316
I, UM...
456
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,090
I JUST WANTED THE BOYS' PARTY
TO BE EXTRA-SPECIAL.
457
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,450
BUT I GET IT.
458
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,587
IT DOESN'T MATTER TO MICHAEL
HOW MUCH FUSS I MAKE.
459
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,663
HE JUST -- JUST WANTS
HIS FRIENDS THERE.
460
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,502
AND I ACTED LIKE A COMPLETE JERK
BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF MONEY.
461
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,269
I SEE NOW A KID NEEDS
A REAL BIRTHDAY SOMETIMES.
462
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,268
MM-HMM.
463
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,929
DANNY'S JUST GONE WITHOUT
FOR SO LONG,
464
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,497
I JUST ASSUMED HE'D BE OKAY
WITH SOMETHING SMALL.
465
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,439
I'M SORRY, LULU.
466
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,613
SO AM I.
467
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,442
DID WE JUST HAVE
OUR FIRST FIGHT?
468
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,477
[ Laughing ] OH!
469
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,311
OH, MY GOSH.
YES, I THINK WE DID.
470
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,517
[ LAUGHS ] AND THERE'S NOT
A SCRATCH ON EITHER OF US.
471
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,619
[ GASPS ] I THINK THAT MEANS
WE'RE REAL FRIENDS.
472
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,951
I'D SAY WE'RE BESTIES.
473
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,515
I'D SAY YOU BETTER GIVE ME
A HUG, RICHIE BITCH.
474
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,524
BRING IT IN!
475
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,785
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
476
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,462
OH!
477
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,831
ANGLES! LET'S TAKE CARE OF
BUSINESS OUT THERE, ALL RIGHT?
478
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,631
REMEMBER --
AMMO DISCIPLINE, OKAY?
479
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,134
LET'S GO!
480
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,366
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
481
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,301
***
482
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,496
Boy: GET THE ANGLES!
483
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,507
[ PAINTBALL-GUN FIRE ]
484
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,468
GET THE ANGLES!
485
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,037
Owen: I CAN SEE YOU!
I SEE YOU!
486
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,836
MANO A MANO!
I'M COMING FOR YOU!
487
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,478
Boy: GET THE ANGLES!
GET THE ANGLES!
488
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,653
[ SCREAMING ]
489
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,822
Boy #2: GET THE ANGLES!
490
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,720
GO!
GO!
491
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,823
I SEE YOU, PIRATE.
492
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,485
YOU CAN'T HIDE.
493
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,494
COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE.
494
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,156
HEY, ANGLE!
495
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,495
[ PAINTBALL-GUN FIRE ]
496
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,229
OW!
497
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,574
DANG IT!
498
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,729
***
499
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,567
HEY, PIRATES!
CHECK OUT THESE MOVES!
500
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,408
[ PAINTBALL-GUN FIRE ]
501
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,240
ANGLES!
502
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,175
ANGLES!
503
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,580
WHOO!
504
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,511
ONE, TWO, THREE!
ONE, TWO, THREE!
505
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,516
[ PAINT GUN FIRES ]
506
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,018
Dudley:
COVER ME, EVERYONE!
507
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,179
DIE, TUBBY!
508
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,748
OW! THEY GOT ME!
509
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,845
Vanessa: DUDLEY IS DOWN!
510
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,186
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU,
DUDLEY!
511
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,192
[ PAINTBALL-GUN FIRE ]
512
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,233
HIT THE GROUND, ANGEL!
513
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,558
DUDLEY,
HELP ME ROLL YOU OVER.
514
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,762
WAIT -- WHAT?!
515
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,863
OW! OW! OW!
516
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,064
I'M NOT A HUMAN SHIELD!
517
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,696
WHERE ARE THEY?
518
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,771
ARE YOU BLIND?!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
519
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,404
OW! OW! OW! OOH! OW! OW!
520
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,897
I TOLD YOU!
521
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:52,908
OHH.
522
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,069
OW!
523
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,777
WHAT THE HECK'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU GUYS?
524
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,378
I MEAN, I TAUGHT YOU
EVERYTHING I KNOW.
525
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,880
YOU'RE ALL DEAD.
526
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,911
YOU KNOW, IF THIS WAS REAL WAR,
YOU'D ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN.
527
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,547
[ SNEEZES ]
GESUNDHEIT.
528
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,052
Dudley:
IT'S CRAZY OUT THERE, MAN.
529
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,723
THEY'RE STORMING
OUR HEADQUARTERS.
530
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,422
THE GINGERS
HAVE GONE ROGUE.
531
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,764
I SAW THEM SHOOTING
AT AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK.
532
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,889
CANNON.
DANNY'S HURT.
533
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,264
WHERE IS HE?
534
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,425
HEY. KID.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
535
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,725
[ Voice breaking ] I LOST
MY GUN, AND I TWISTED MY ANKLE.
536
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,067
I CAN'T WALK.
537
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,601
David:
I HEAR YOU CRYING, GANNON.
538
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,906
I'M GONNA PUT YOU
OUT OF YOUR MISERY!
539
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,908
CANNON,
I'M NOT AS TOUGH AS YOU.
540
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,910
OKAY?
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
541
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,742
I'M SORRY
I DISAPPOINTED YOU.
542
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,778
THE HELL WITH ANYTHING
I EVER SAID, OKAY?
543
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,923
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE KID
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
544
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,748
AND YOU'RE ALWAYS
WITH ME, OKAY?
545
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,594
THANKS, CANNON.
546
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,949
LOOK, ONE MORE THING.
547
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:41,947
WHAT?
548
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,618
HOW CLOSE ARE THEY?
549
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,957
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU PLAYING POSSUM?
550
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,433
I'M USING THEIR HUBRIS.
551
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,261
I GET IT --
YOUR REDEMPTION SOCK, RIGHT?
552
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,298
OKAY, LISTEN,
THERE'S TWO TO YOUR LEFT
553
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,603
AND TWO TO YOUR RIGHT,
A STONE'S THROW AWAY.
554
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,635
ALL RIGHT?
555
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,839
GO GIVE 'EM HELL,
BUDDY.
556
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,441
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
557
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,783
[ ANTHONY NEWLEY'S "THE JOKER"
PLAYS ]
558
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,449
* THERE'S ALWAYS A JOKER
IN THE PACK *
559
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,779
* THERE'S ALWAYS
A CARDBOARD CLOWN *
560
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,646
* THE POOR PAINTED FOOL
FALLS ON HIS BACK *
561
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:17,186
* AND EVERYONE LAUGHS
WHEN HE'S DOWN *
562
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,464
* THERE'S ALWAYS A FUNNYMAN
IN THE GAME *
563
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,363
* BUT HE'S ONLY FUNNY
BY MISTAKE *
564
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,873
* BUT EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HIM
JUST THE SAME * [ GROANING ]
565
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,370
* THEY DON'T SEE
HIS PAINTED HEART BREAK *
566
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,803
[ GROANS ]
567
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,308
* THE JOKER IS ME
568
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,311
UNH!
* THE JOKER IS ME
569
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,883
* THE JOKER IS ME
570
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,052
* THE JOKER
571
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,222
* IS M-E-E-E-E-E-E
572
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,722
UNGH! UNGH!
* IS M-E-E-E-E-E-E
573
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,894
* IS M-E-E-E-E-E-E
574
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,056
YOU ALL RIGHT?
575
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,034
YEAH.
576
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,095
GOOD GAME.
577
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,679
THAT'S A HELL OF A KID.
578
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,011
***
579
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,875
[ SIGHS ]
580
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,746
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA GET
581
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,457
TRYING TO BE A TOUGH GUY
ALL THE TIME, DAVID.
582
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,455
COME HERE.
583
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,098
I'M SORRY.
584
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,530
LET'S GO HOME.
585
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,966
IT'S OKAY.
586
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,242
IT'LL BE OKAY, SON.
587
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,905
BACK TO WORK.
588
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,594
Lulu: NO TOUCHING A CUPCAKE
UNTIL I SAY SO.
589
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,549
NOW, WHICH BRAVE SOLDIER
DESERVES A CUPCAKE?
590
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,917
I DO!
I DO! I DO!
591
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,085
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
592
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,433
ME!
I DO! I DO!
593
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,058
OFF YOU GO.
YEAH! WHOO!
594
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,403
THIS IS SO FUN.
595
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,929
ALL OF THE KIDS TOLD ME
THIS WAS THE BEST PARTY EVER.
596
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,904
[ LAUGHS ]
THANKS, MOM.
597
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,773
YEAH,
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
598
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,901
OHH.
599
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,566
COME ON, DANNY.
600
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,744
AHH. WELL, THAT MADE IT
ALL WORTH IT.
601
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,942
IT IS INCREDIBLE.
602
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,943
OH, BOYS! PLEASE,
DON'T FORGET YOUR PARTY FAVORS!
603
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,806
LULU, WHAT DID YOU DO?
604
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,305
OH, JUST SOME TRUFFLES,
FACE CREAM,
605
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,247
AND SOME STERLING-SILVER
DOG TAGS.
606
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,421
THEY CAN GO BACK.
607
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,790
NO, NO, NO. NO.
LET THEM HAVE THEM.
608
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,948
BUT YOU'RE NOT
GETTING A DIME OUT OF ME.
609
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,587
[ LAUGHS ]
610
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,462
CHEAP.
611
00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:35,062
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