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HERE I COME, DANNY!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GASPS ]
OH!
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OOPS.
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[ ROARS ]
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I'M GONNA WEAR THIS
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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DON'T TELL ME.
UM, I'LL TAKE A SHOT.
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YEAH.
YOU GOT A HAIRCUT, HUH?
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[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
EVERY HALLOWEEN,
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DANNY AND I DRESS UP
AS RAGGEDY ANN AND ANDY,
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AND WE GO
TRICK-OR-TREATING.
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ALL THESE WORDS NECESSARY?
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I'M TRYING TO WATCH
A LITTLE TELEVISION.
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I'M KEELEY SUMMERS.
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COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK,
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MORE EXTREME-SPORTS ACTION
RIGHT HERE ON SPORTS X.
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HEY, ISN'T THAT -- ISN'T THAT
THE GIRL FROM HIGH SCHOOL,
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YOU KNOW,
ON THE BEACH AND EVERYTHING?
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[ GROANS ]
YEAH.
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KEELEY SUMMERS.
TURN IT OFF.
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I GUESS SHE'S IN TOWN
COVERING THAT, UH,
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INTERNATIONAL STUPID
ROLLER THING OR SOMETHING.
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SHE WAS SO HORRIBLE TO ME.
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SHE STOLE EVERY GUY
I EVER LIKED,
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AND SHE GOT
FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE YEAR
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BECAUSE I PLAYED BOYS BASEBALL
AND WASN'T ELIGIBLE.
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LOOK HOW, UH -- LOOK
HOW SHE HOLDS HERSELF, YOU KNOW?
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OH, HOLD THIS, OLD MAN.
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Man: KEELEY?
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[ GASPS ]
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OH, GOOD.
ANOTHER ONE.
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HELP ME, CANNON.
SHE TOOK PICTURES.
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IF YOU'RE GONNA
LET THIS KID
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DRESS LIKE
SOME MEASLE-INFESTED RAG DOLL,
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DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,
SAVE SOME TIME.
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LET HIM JUST GO BEAT THE CRAP
OUT OF HIMSELF. GO AHEAD.
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DANNY,
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM.
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WE ARE GONNA
HAVE A GREAT TIME
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AND GET HOPPED UP ON ABBA-ZABAS
LIKE WE DO EVERY YEAR.
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SEE?
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
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HALLOWEEN IS NOTHING
BUT CHILD WELFARE.
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A BUNCH OF THESE GARGOYLES
WALKING UP AND DOWN THE STREET
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LOOKING FOR A HANDOUT.
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OH, LIGHTEN UP, DAD.
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IT'S KIDS DRESSING UP
AND GETTING CANDY.
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WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID,
THE TRICK WAS NOT GETTING POLIO,
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AND THE TREAT WAS TO GET A JOB
WHEN YOU WERE 8 YEARS OLD.
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WELL, IT IS
A FAMILY TRADITION,
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AND WE ARE
GOING TO KEEP IT GOING.
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LOOK, DON'T WE HAVE TO AGREE ON
FAMILY TRADITIONS?
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GO GET READY FOR PRACTICE.
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THANK YOU.
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HEY, HEY, DANNY BOY.
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I'M SORRY. I WAS ONLY TEASING
ABOUT THE OUTFIT.
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YOU LOOK GREAT.
SEE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL.
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YEAH, THANKS.
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BE SURE TO BRING
SOME CANDY,
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'CAUSE I'M NOT GETTING ANY
DRESSED LIKE THIS.
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WHY DO YOU DO THAT
TO HIM?
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IT IS OUR FIRST HALLOWEEN
SINCE THE MOVE,
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AND I WOULD LIKE HIM
TO FEEL
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THAT SOME THINGS
DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE.
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YOU CAN COME WITH US.
YOU CAN DRESS AS DESPAIR.
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OH, THAT'S CLEVER.
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BUT, YOU SEE,
I HAVE A TRADITION.
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1997 HALLOWEEN,
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A BUNCH OF KIDS
CAME INTO OUR CEMETERY
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AND TURNED OVER
GRAVESTONES.
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AND ONE OF THEM
WAS YOUR MOTHER'S.
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AND I...
[ BASEBALL BAT THUNKS ]
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...AM NOT GONNA LET THAT
HAPPEN AGAIN.
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THAT'S MY TRADITION.
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* I'M BACK
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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* I'M BACK
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***
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[ LAUGHS ]
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***
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[ THUD ECHOES ]
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[ AIR RUSHING ]
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***
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WHOA.
NICE HIT, BUDDY.
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IT ONLY TOOK YOU SIX MONTHS
TO GET A PIECE OF IT.
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LOSER!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.
YOU DRILLED THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, VANESSA.
YOUR TURN AT BAT.
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NICE HIT, DANNY.
THANKS.
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HEY, ARE YOU GOING
TRICK-OR-TREATING TOMORROW NIGHT
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WITH THE TEAM?
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UM...I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL, IF YOU DO,
MAYBE I COULD GO WITH YOU GUYS.
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YEAH, BUT AREN'T YOU
GOING WITH DAVID?
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NO.
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HE THINKS COSTUMES
ARE STUPID.
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OH. OH, YEAH.
DEFINITELY.
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YOU CAN COME WITH US.
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GREAT.
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***
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Yes.
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OKAY.
THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
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YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
HAVE TO LEARN TO DO
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IN BETWEEN THE BASES.
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IT IS CALLED RUNNING!
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Danny: HEY, CANNON.
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UH, YOU MIND IF I INTERRUPT
YOUR YELLING FOR JUST A SECOND?
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I AM NOT YELLING.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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HEY, UH, YOU GUYS,
YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GREAT IDEA?
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YEAH, IF WE ALL
GO TRICK-OR-TREATING
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TOMORROW NIGHT!
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All: NO!
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I'M NOT GOING.
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DAVID AND HIS GANG
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ARE GONNA PUSH ME DOWN
AND TAKE MY CANDY AGAIN.
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LAST YEAR, THEY EVEN
BROKE MY CANDELABRA.
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LIBERACE WITHOUT HIS CANDELABRA
IS JUST ELVIS.
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WELL, WE HAVE TO GO OUT.
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IT'S HALLOWEEN.
I'M TALKING FREE CANDY.
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LISTEN, I'D KILL A MAN
FOR A BUCKET OF CANDY.
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BUT THESE GUYS
SCARE ME.
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THEY PICKED ME UP
BY MY SIDE SKIN.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET BULLIED
ANYMORE.
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LOOK, WE ARE NOT GONNA
GET BULLIED TOMORROW NIGHT.
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I CAN GUARANTEE THAT.
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RIGHT, CANNON?
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
WHAT?
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YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR
SET OF SKILLS.
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YOU CAN CRACK THE BULLY CODE
FOR US.
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RIGHT.
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THAT IS RIGHT.
I CAN DO THAT.
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BUT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
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SO, HERE'S WHAT WE CAN DO.
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WE CAN PULL
A NUMBER 19.
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NOW, FOR NUMBER 19,
YOU GOT HAVE A KIT.
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED A PIPE,
VENETIAN BLINDS, A ROPE.
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***
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED
SUPER GLUE.
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED GREASE,
SOME PEPPER, MAYBE A UNICYCLE,
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A BAG OF CEMENT,
AND SILK STOCKINGS
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AND A COUPLE OTHER ITEMS.
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WHOLE THING COSTS YOU
$3,000, $4,000.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
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RIGHT. NOT IN YOUR BUDGET.
I GET IT.
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HERE'S THE DEAL.
GATHER UP HERE.
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Dick:
HEY, TERRY.
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JUST THOUGHT I'D MAKE SURE
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YOU'RE COMING TO MY DICK-TOBER
AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME JAM
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TOMORROW NIGHT.
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT
JUST PUTTING A BOW ON
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AND COMING AS
GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN,
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BUT THEN...
I COULDN'T BE A COWBOY.
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AND COWBOYS
ARE FRIGGIN' AWESOME.
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PEW! PEW! PEW!
PEWNG!
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THAT ONE RICOCHETED.
YOU HEAR THAT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, DON'T DO THAT.
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I SPEND HALLOWEEN
WITH MY SON, DICK.
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OH, COME ON.
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WE'RE HAVING ALL KINDS OF RELAY
RACES, COOL PRIZES. JUST --
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OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE RELAY RACES?
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THAT'S SO COOL!
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THAT'S MEAN.
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OH, MY GOD.
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THAT'S KEELEY SUMMERS.
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
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YOU KNOW KEELEY?
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I MET HER LAST YEAR
AT THE SIDECAR.
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SHE'S BACK IN TOWN,
AND SHE'S DEFINITELY COMING
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TO MY DICK-TOBER AWESOME
HALLOWEEN COSTUME JAM.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, SLINGBAUGH.
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SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT
AT THE PARTY?
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[ LAUGHS ]
YES, YOU WILL, KEELEY.
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GANNON?
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MM?
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TERRY?
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OH, MY --
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[ GASPS ]
IS THAT YOU?
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OH, YOU NEVER GREW!
[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, AND YOU'RE STANDING UP
AND WEARING CLOTHES.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
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I WAS CLASS PRESIDENT,
AND TERRY WAS THE, UH --
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GOD,
WHAT DID YOU DO, AGAIN?
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VENDING-MACHINE LIAISON.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, TERRY AND I
WERE ALWAYS COMPETING,
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AND I ALWAYS WON.
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GOD, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.
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YEAH, HIGH SCHOOL.
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SO LONG AGO.
SO IRRELEVANT NOW.
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WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY.
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LIFE IS JUST HIGH SCHOOL
ALL GROWN UP.
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NO.
NO ONE SAYS THAT.
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WELL, I JUST SAID IT,
SO PEOPLE DO SAY IT.
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[ Chuckling ]
THEY DO.
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SO, DO YOU STILL
LIVE HERE?
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OH, TERRY --
UH, TERRY HAD TO QUIT COLLEGE
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WHEN SHE GOT KNOCKED UP.
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AND THEN, SHE, UH, MARRIED
A LOSER AND GOT DIVORCED... OH.
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...AND HAD TO MOVE BACK DOWN
HERE TO LIVE WITH HER DAD.
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SHE ALSO COACHES, AND, UH,
SHE WORKS FOR ME --
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AT THE PIZZERIA.
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TERRY GANNON, MAKING POOR
LIFE DECISIONS SINCE 1997.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WOW.
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WELL, TERRY,
I WOULD LOVE TO CATCH UP,
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BUT I HAVE A SPORTS X INTERVIEW
AT THE OTHER FIELD HERE.
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BUT, HEY, MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU
AT DICK'S HALLOWEEN PARTY.
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AT MY DICK-TOBER AWESOME
HALLOWEEN COSTUME JAM.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT? OR JUST
FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM,
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AND I'LL TAKE PICS
OF EVERYTHING THAT YOU MISSED.
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OKAY. BYE.
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OH-HO-HO!
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SHE IS SOMETHING, HUH?
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YEAH.
SHE'S SOMETHING.
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LOOK, TERRY,
I CAN UNDERSTAND NOW
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WHY YOU'RE NOT COMING
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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I WOULDN'T WANT TO COMPETE
WITH THAT, EITHER.
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I MEAN...
[ Laughing ] SHE'S PERFECT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SHUT UP, DICK.
I'LL BE THERE.
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***
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ALL RIGHT. COOL.
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OH.
HEY, MOM.
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YOU KNOW, I KNOW
WE HAVE A TRADITION,
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AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
TO ASK YOU THIS,
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BUT, YOU KNOW, DO YOU THINK,
THIS HALLOWEEN,
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MAYBE I COULD GO
TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH MY OWN --
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00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:52,469
FRIENDS?
232
00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,876
OH, YEAH.
YEAH.
233
00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:55,878
ABSOLUTELY.
234
00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:56,939
YEAH, AND I'LL
GO OUT WITH MINE.
235
00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:57,977
GOOD IDEA.
THANK YOU.
236
00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,051
GREAT NEW TRADITION.
GOOD THINKING, BUDDY.
237
00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,109
YEAH.
YEAH.
238
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,156
***
239
00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,802
MOM, SOMEONE'S HERE TO MILK
OUR COWS THAT WE DON'T HAVE.
240
00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,858
MICHAEL, IT'S ME --
COACH TERRY.
241
00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:17,997
I'M RAGGEDY ANN.
242
00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,731
OH. WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY
HALF OF THAT.
243
00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,167
MOM, I'M LEAVING.
HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
244
00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,812
DON'T WORRY, TERRY.
MY MOM CAN WORK MAGIC.
245
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,808
GOODBYE, MOM.
246
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,209
BYE, DARLING --
OH, GOOD LORD.
247
00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,041
YOU LOOK LIKE A 7-YEAR-OLD
DOING THE WALK OF SHAME.
248
00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,478
IT'S HALLOWEEN, DARLING.
WHERE ARE YOUR BREASTS?
249
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,053
HELP.
I NEED A GROWN-UP COSTUME.
250
00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,153
***
251
00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:42,855
OH, I AM GOING TO TAKE
KEELEY SUMMERS DOWN TONIGHT.
252
00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,220
SHE COMPLETELY RODE MY COATTAILS
IN HIGH SCHOOL
253
00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,987
AND TOOK EVERYTHING
THAT WAS COMING TO ME.
254
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,926
HM.
SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE OVER IT.
255
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,661
I AM WAY TOO AMPED UP
FOR YOUR DRY BRITISH WIT.
256
00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,828
I WANT TO WIN -- ONCE.
257
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,837
I WANT TO SHOW UP TO THIS PARTY
LOOKING SO SMOKING HOT
258
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,410
THAT KEELEY SUMMERS DOESN'T KNOW
WHETHER TO CRY OR KISS ME,
259
00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,839
AND SHE'S SO CONFUSED
260
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,114
THAT SHE JUST MELTS INTO
A PUDDLE OF HER OWN MISERY.
261
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,784
OOH.
I LOVE DARK TERRY.
262
00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:10,124
NOW LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THAT
DREADFUL HAMBURGER-GIRL COSTUME
263
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,350
AND INTO SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE DELICIOUS.
264
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,715
OOH.
ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO LATEX?
265
00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,685
YES.
266
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,893
NO PROBLEM.
I HAVE OTHER CLOSETS.
267
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,955
***
268
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,118
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
269
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,224
CAROLINE?
270
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,115
THIS BUM JAMES
IS TRYING TO SHOW YOU UP.
271
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,458
"FRIEND AND NURSE"
AND THE PICTURE.
272
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,734
HE HAD TO DO THIS LAST WEEK.
273
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,274
I'M TELLING YOU,
WHEN HE SHOWS UP, MAN,
274
00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,428
I'M GONNA CUT HIM A NEW ONE.
YOU HEAR ME?
275
00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,496
James:
I'M HERE.
276
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,573
YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH MY CLARA'S STONE?
277
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,913
YEAH,
YOU BET YOUR ASS I DO.
278
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,309
YOU THINK YOUR DEAD WIFE
IS BETTER THAN MY DEAD WIFE?
279
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,011
WHAT IS THAT,
A FRIGGING RéSUMé?
280
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,854
"NURSE."
281
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,150
***
282
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,820
HI.
283
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,655
WOW.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
284
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,961
THANKS.
285
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,832
BUT WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED
LIKE ONE OF THE ANGLES?
286
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,160
IT'S HALLOWEEN?
287
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,255
YOU LOOK LIKE THE CHICK
FROM "THE HUNGRY GAMES."
288
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,797
AND, DONG,
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
289
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,543
HEY, WE ALL AGREED
TO COME IN OUR UNIFORMS, RIGHT?
290
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,168
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
291
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:41,675
WELL, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE DO SOME TRICK-OR-TREATING?
292
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,939
All: YEAH!
293
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,176
[ WIZARDZ OF OZ'S
"WELCOME TO THE NIGHT" PLAYS ]
294
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,821
* THERE'S A DARKNESS
AT THE EDGE OF TOWN *
295
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:56,886
* EVERYBODY HERE
GETS WARNED ABOUT *
296
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,064
WHOA-HO!
KEELEY!
297
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,332
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
298
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,390
* FORBIDDEN LIKE
MY LOVE FOR YOU *
299
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,828
[ LAUGHS ]
SHUT UP.
300
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,863
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
301
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,867
[ LAUGHS ]
302
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:05,998
BUT SERIOUSLY.
303
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,343
***
304
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,410
WOW.
305
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,441
WOW.
306
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,979
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
307
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,446
[ COUGHS ]
308
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:31,255
WHOA. TERRY.
YOU, UH --
309
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,431
WOW. I MEAN, LOOK AT HER.
THAT'S "WOW," RIGHT?
310
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,530
THAT -- THAT IS --
311
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,761
YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY,
TERRY.
312
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,656
I MEAN, SO MUCH BETTER
THAN YESTERDAY, RIGHT?
313
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,727
[ CHUCKLES ]
314
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,626
MM, THANKS.
YOU JUST LOOK THE SAME.
315
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,873
AND, DICK, IN YOUR
"ALONE RANGER" COSTUME.
316
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,107
HOW PERFECT.
317
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,181
YOU KNOW WHAT, TERRY?
318
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,079
I GIVE, AND I GIVE,
AND YOU JUST -- OH!
319
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,051
SLUTTY NURSE!
I GOT TO GO.
320
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,954
DID YOU SEE THE LOOK
ON KEELEY'S FACE?
321
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,594
SHE WAS RATTLED.
MM.
322
00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,748
IT WAS AWESOME.
323
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:00,917
YES, VERY GOOD.
324
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,294
UH, AND, DARLING,
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
325
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,222
YOUR BOOB TAPE IS ONLY
GONNA HOLD TILL MIDNIGHT.
326
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,027
AFTER THAT, YOUR LITTLE PUMPKINS
ARE COMING OUT.
327
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,399
OH, OPERATION "ME LOOKING HOT"
ACCOMPLISHED.
328
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,098
LET'S GET OUT OF THIS
DICK-TOBER CHEESE FEST.
329
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,128
[ GASPS ]
OH!
330
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,436
OOPS.
331
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,868
[ Flatly ] OH, I HOPE
THAT DOESN'T RUIN YOUR COSTUME.
332
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,065
WELL, THAT LOOKS TERRIBLE.
333
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,606
YOU KNOW WHAT, KEELEY?
334
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,941
I WAS GONNA BE COOL.
335
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,136
WELL,
THAT WOULD BE A FIRST.
336
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,447
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
337
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:29,118
I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN.
338
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,779
OH, LIKE YOU DID
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
339
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,988
[ GASPS ] OH, WAIT.
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
340
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,290
OH, I WILL STRANGLE --
Dick: WHOA, WHOA! HANG ON, GIRLS!
341
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,491
HEY, HEY! DON'T --
LET'S NOT WASTE THIS HERE.
342
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:40,163
YOU GUYS COULD GO HEAD-TO-HEAD
IN ONE OF MY COMPETITIONS.
343
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,733
OR YOU COULD JUST WRESTLE.
344
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,001
I'M IN.
345
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,131
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
346
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:52,066
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
WHAT I DON'T LIKE, OKAY?
347
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,965
I PUT FOUR THINGS
ON CAROLINE'S STONE
348
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,637
JUST TO SET HER APART
'CAUSE SHE'S A SPECIAL LADY.
349
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,146
NOW, HERE YOU COME
AND TRY TO RIP OF MY IDEA.
350
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,649
AND NOT ONLY THAT,
THEN YOU TRY TO ONE-UP ME.
351
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,851
NOW, THAT'S A DIRTBAG THING
TO DO, JAMES.
352
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,594
ARE YOU SAYING
MY CLARA'S NOT SPECIAL?
353
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,689
WHAT I'M SAYING IS
I'M GONNA RUN UP TO MY CAR
354
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,161
AND GET A CHISEL OR A SANDER
AND END THE CONVERSATION.
355
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,131
HOW'S THAT?
356
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,429
TELL YOU WHAT --
YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH,
357
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,361
AND I'LL ADD MORE LETTERS
TO THE STONE
358
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,666
LIKE, UH, "GREAT COOK,"
"NICE ASS."
359
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,269
WHOA, WHOA.
RIGHT THERE -- STOP.
360
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,871
TALKING ASS --
361
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:26,443
NOBODY -- NOBODY HAD
A BETTER ASS THAN THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE. NOBODY.
362
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:30,283
WELL, MY CLARA TOOK FIRST PLACE
IN A JAMAICAN DANCE CONTEST.
363
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,280
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
HOW THEY DANCE DOWN THERE?
364
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,723
YOU KNOW, DANCE LIKE --
WELL, YOU KNOW.
365
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,618
YEAH, I KNOW.
366
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,890
***
367
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,920
BEST.
368
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,363
MMM.
THIS COOKIE CRUNCH IS MUY BUENO.
369
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,195
I'M GONNA SEE HOW MUCH I CAN EAT
BEFORE MY KIDNEYS FAIL.
370
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,971
YEAH, WELL, MY MOM DOESN'T
USUALLY ALLOW ME TO EAT SUGAR.
371
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,401
WHY?
IS THAT A RELIGIOUS THING?
372
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,495
NO, MY MOM JUST SUCKS.
373
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,006
LOOK AT ALL THIS CANDY.
374
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,008
REMIND ME TO CALL MY TRAINER
WHEN I GET HOME.
375
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,310
YOU HAVING FUN?
376
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,411
YEAH.
I'M GLAD I CAME.
377
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,713
Both: COOL KID ALERT!
COOL KID ALERT!
378
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,005
OKAY, GUYS.
REMEMBER THE PLAN.
379
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:11,017
STAY CALM, GUYS.
WE GOT THIS.
380
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,191
SEE, NOW,
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
381
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,749
WOULD HAVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON
LAST YEAR.
382
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,356
SO, JUST
HAND OVER THE CANDY,
383
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,328
AND MAYBE WE'LL LET YOU KEEP
A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR DIGNITY.
384
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,158
COME ON, DAVID.
DON'T BE A JERK.
385
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,863
THESE ARE MY TEAMMATES NOW.
DON'T DO THIS.
386
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,726
I DON'T GET WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS
STICKING UP FOR THESE GEEKS.
387
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,935
CAREFUL, BABE, OR I'M GONNA
HAVE TO CUT YOU LOOSE.
388
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,869
HEY, LOOK,
WE ARE NOT GEEKS.
389
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,014
I AM.
390
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,740
YOU ARE NOT
STEALING OUR CANDY.
391
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,175
RIGHT, 'CAUSE...
WHO'S GONNA STOP US?
392
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,211
CERTAINLY NOT...SUPERMAN!
393
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,915
EH, I GAVE IT A SHOT.
394
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,494
I'M GONNA STOP YOU.
395
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,728
***
396
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,089
SON OF A...
397
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,358
GET HIM!
398
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,927
COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GO.
399
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,906
OKAY, EVERYBODY.
THE GAMES ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN.
400
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,241
THIS YEAR, THERE'S NO TEAMS.
401
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,476
IT'S JUST TERRY VERSUS KEELEY...
402
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,211
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
403
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,146
...FOR A PRIZE OF 5,000 BUCKS.
404
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,923
AND BY 5,000 BUCKS,
405
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,121
I MEAN 5,000 DICK DOLLARS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
406
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,923
HEY, LET'S
GET THIS THING STARTED! [ ALL CHEERING ]
407
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,656
[ BELL DINGS ]
408
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,890
***
409
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,964
LOOKS LIKE TERRY'S
DEFINITELY IN THE LEAD.
410
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,893
HER DOUGHNUT'S ALMOST GONE.
OOH, KEELEY'S CLOSE.
411
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,627
OHH, GUYS, CLOSER. CLOSER.
412
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,102
EYES ON ME! OHH!
413
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,671
YES. OH!
414
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,469
TERRY IS THE WINNER!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
415
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,071
TERRY IS THE WINNER
OF THE DOUGHNUT-EATING CONTEST!
416
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,144
I'M SORRY. YOU COULDN'T
EAT THE DOUGHNUT FAST ENOUGH.
417
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,412
WELL DONE, TERRY.
418
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,080
[ BELL DINGS ]
419
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:45,179
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THE MUMMY-WRAP CONTEST
420
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:48,082
MIGHT BE WON BY KEELEY.
421
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,245
IS THAT A FACE? YES!
422
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,152
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
SHE WINS THE MUMMY-WRAP CONTEST!
423
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,024
KEELEY WINS!
424
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,123
DAMN IT, STAN!
425
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,164
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO WEAR
THAT STUPID HEADDRESS?
426
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,027
***
427
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,332
David: HERE I COME, DANNY!
[ LAUGHS ]
428
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,411
YOU COULDN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH
ALONE, COULD YOU?
429
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,049
NOW!
430
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,781
***
431
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,515
Dudley: PULL!
432
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,852
[ LAUGHS ]
433
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,316
HEY!
434
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,328
* TRYING TO GET TO HEAVEN
'FORE THE SUN GOING DOWN *
435
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,562
GET HIM!
COME ON, GUYS.
436
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,727
PULL!
437
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,125
I'M LOSING GRIP!
438
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,697
NO!
439
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,502
GET HIM, GUYS!
440
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,538
COME ON, GUYS!
PULL!
441
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,984
***
442
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,110
PULL!
443
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,048
[ ALL CHEER ]
444
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,524
YES! WHOO!
445
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,051
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON!
WE DID IT!
446
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,047
WHOO-HOO!
447
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,758
WE DID IT! COME ON!
448
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,593
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU'RE KIND OF RIGHT, THERE.
449
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,525
THAT IS QUITE AN ASS.
450
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,560
SO IS YOUR CAROLINE.
451
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,496
HOW'D YOU GET HER
TO POSE LIKE THAT?
452
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,231
OH, YEAH.
SHE DID THAT, YOU KNOW?
453
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,037
SENT IT TO ME
WHILE I WAS IN THE SERVICE.
454
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,539
WHO TOOK IT?
455
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,914
UM, NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
456
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,782
HERE. GIVE IT TO ME.
457
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,081
I DIDN'T MEAN, UH --
NO, NO, NO, NO.
458
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,913
JUST TAKE IT EASY.
RELAX.
459
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:31,047
LISTEN, ALL THESE YEARS,
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WONDERING.
460
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,554
I NEVER ASKED YOU HOW, UH --
HOW CLARA PASSED.
461
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,057
CAR ACCIDENT.
462
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,090
SHE WAS COMING HOME
FROM WORK.
463
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,926
IT HAD BEEN RAINING.
464
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,061
HOW ABOUT YOUR CAROLINE?
465
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,427
OH, CANCER.
466
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,066
I'M SORRY.
467
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,701
ME, TOO.
468
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,208
CANNON, SO YOU KNOW,
469
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,940
I DID ADD THOSE WORDS
TO ONE-UP YOU
470
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,145
BECAUSE BEFORE TONIGHT,
I DIDN'T LIKE YOU.
471
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,449
DO ME A FAVOR
AND JUST RELAX, JAMES.
472
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,081
JUST DON'T GET SWISHY ON ME,
ALL RIGHT?
473
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,117
HERE. WANT A BEER?
474
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,923
SURE.
475
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,485
RIBS?
476
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,993
UH, DRY-RUBBED OR SAUCED?
477
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,055
SAUCED.
478
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,933
WELL, THEN, I'M IN.
479
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,072
AND HERE'S TO GIRLS
WITH GREAT ASSES. [ Chuckling ] YEAH.
480
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,468
NOW, HERE'S THE DEAL.
481
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,140
YOU DON'T BULLY US ANYMORE.
YOU DON'T TEASE US ANYMORE.
482
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:27,010
THAT GOES FOR YOU, YOUR FRIENDS,
AND THE WHOLE PIRATES TEAM.
483
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,979
IF NOT, WE HAVE
ABOUT A THOUSAND EGGS UP HERE,
484
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,849
AND WE ALL
NEED PITCHING PRACTICE.
485
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,479
SO, YOU GONNA
TAKE THE DEAL?
486
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,954
I HAVE AN IDEA.
487
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,122
HOW ABOUT YOU LET US OUT,
488
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,520
AND I WON'T
SCRAMBLE YOUR FACE?!
489
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,852
THE BANK CALLED.
490
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,157
NO DEAL!
491
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,519
FIRE!
492
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,816
***
493
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,801
HEY, DAVID. I'M TIRED OF
THE WAY YOU TREAT PEOPLE.
494
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,304
I'M CUTTING YOU LOOSE.
495
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,107
[ GASPS ]
496
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,338
[ LAUGHS ]
497
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,314
[ BELL DINGS ]
Dick: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, FOLKS.
498
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,153
THE FINAL EVENT
IS SPIKE THE APPLE.
499
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,979
OKAY, SO, THE PERSON
CLOSEST TO THE BULL'S-EYE
500
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,015
WITH THE APPLE WINS.
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
501
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,120
SO, LET'S INTRODUCE
OUR FIRST THROWER.
502
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,152
SHE'S TALL, AND SHE'S HOT --
503
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,988
IT'S KEELEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
504
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,961
All: OHH!
505
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,465
Dick: THAT IS NOT BAD.
BLUE IS NOT BAD.
506
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,998
COMING UP NEXT,
SHE'S A LITTLE SHORTER,
507
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,003
BUT SHE'S STILL HOT --
IT'S TERRY.
508
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,646
MOM.
509
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,748
DANNY?
510
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,909
W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ARE YOU OKAY?
511
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,978
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
THE NIGHT I JUST HAD.
512
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,746
HEY. ARE YOU GONNA THROW
OR WHAT?
513
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,215
SHUT UP.
I'M TALKING TO MY SON.
514
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,064
OKAY,
SO, THESE OLDER KIDS,
515
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,488
THEY TRIED TO STEAL
OUR CANDY,
516
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,863
BUT THE CANNON HELPED ME,
AND WE TOTALLY EGGED THEM.
517
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,532
AND THEN
VANESSA DUMPED DAVID,
518
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,331
AND SHE KISSED ME
ON THE CHEEK! [ GASPS ]
519
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,603
ALSO, I FOUND THIS HOUSE
THAT HAS A BUNCH OF ABBA-ZABAS,
520
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,001
AND I WANTED TO KNOW
IF YOU STILL WANTED TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH ME.
521
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,003
WE HAVE TO GO NOW,
OR ELSE THEY'RE GONNA RUN OUT.
522
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,466
OH, BUDDY.
523
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,776
OF COURSE
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
524
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,382
WAIT.
SO, YOU FORFEIT?
525
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,715
[ LAUGHS ]
I WIN.
526
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,720
I WIN AGAIN.
527
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,122
I'M SORRY.
528
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,763
DID YOU SEE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?
529
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,286
SAY WHAT YOU WANT
ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES.
530
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,926
YOU DON'T HAVE THIS.
531
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,060
I WIN.
532
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,756
[ SCOFFS ]
533
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,468
WHATEVER
YOU GOT TO TELL YOURSELF.
534
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,538
Dick: [ Laughing ]
OHH!
535
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,640
UNBELIEVABLE!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
536
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,212
JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.
537
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,140
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
538
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,223
[ SAINT-SAENS' "DANSE MACABRE"
PLAYS ]
539
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,051
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
YOU HEAR THAT?
540
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,956
TEENAGERS.
541
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,988
YEAH.
OHH.
542
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,494
IT'S BUTT-KICKING TIME.
543
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,627
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
544
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,002
GIVE ME
SOME OF THAT BARBECUE SAUCE.
545
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,730
YOU GUYS SUCK!
YOU HAD THEM!
546
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,296
[ GROANS ]
547
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,435
I NEED TO TAKE THIS OFF.
THIS STINKS.
548
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,340
[ BOTH GROWLING ]
549
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,314
ZOMBIES! AAH! RUN!
550
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,684
AAH!
551
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,182
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
552
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,153
HEY.
553
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,952
LET'S NOT WAIT A YEAR
BEFORE WE HANG OUT AGAIN, HUH?
554
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,945
YOU GOT A DEAL.
ALL RIGHT.
555
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:32,527
[ LAUGHS ]
LET'S HAVE A BEER.
556
00:21:32,577 --> 00:21:37,127
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