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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,002 --> 00:00:03,002 [skateboard rolling] 2 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,379 [jungle ambience] 3 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:29,261 ♪♪ 4 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,371 HARRY NARRATING: Every day we make decisions. 5 00:00:38,648 --> 00:00:41,148 Decisions that get us from one day to the next. 6 00:00:42,469 --> 00:00:45,241 Decisions that change our path ever so slightly. 7 00:00:46,543 --> 00:00:48,076 Most go unnoticed. 8 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:50,554 What should I wear today? 9 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,929 What should I have for lunch? 10 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,749 What route should I take to work? 11 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:59,562 Should I respond to that text message? 12 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:03,139 Will it warrant a rabbit hole of unwanted conversation? 13 00:01:03,971 --> 00:01:05,617 Then there's the other decisions, 14 00:01:06,001 --> 00:01:07,584 the kind that can change you, 15 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,210 maybe even forever. 16 00:01:11,804 --> 00:01:12,893 Uh, don't. 17 00:01:12,929 --> 00:01:15,107 Don't. You don't need to. You don't need to turn around. 18 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,809 Who cares? I mean, she's fine. 19 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,905 She'll probably be fine, right? Probably fine. 20 00:01:20,426 --> 00:01:22,193 Fuck! I mean, who the fuck cares? 21 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:24,804 I don't even fucking know her. Fuck! Fuck! 22 00:01:25,145 --> 00:01:31,383 ♪ Time's running out, and I'm ready for takeoff ♪ 23 00:01:32,849 --> 00:01:35,550 ♪ Look to the sky and I'm ♪ 24 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:36,829 Hey! 25 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,312 Hey! 26 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,148 Oh, fuck. 27 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:44,369 Shit. 28 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,749 Come on, you crazy bitch, vomit. 29 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,108 Come on, come on. 30 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,043 - [coughs] - Come on. 31 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,912 There you go. 32 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:55,815 - Oh, gross. - [coughs] 33 00:01:56,127 --> 00:01:58,550 Put me down. Who are you? 34 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:01,987 You can kill us both later. I'm Harry, by the way. 35 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:04,824 You're the fucking worst. 36 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:06,132 You're welcome. 37 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,679 HARRY: Well, she isn't entirely wrong. 38 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,629 Huh? I could be the worst. 39 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:12,698 Not that I'm a horrible guy. 40 00:02:12,734 --> 00:02:14,934 I just don't always make the best decisions. 41 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,839 [snoring] 42 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,746 [knocking] 43 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,849 [knocking continues] 44 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,187 Oh, shit. 45 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:39,358 [knocking] 46 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:42,119 What are you doing? I've been calling you. 47 00:02:42,177 --> 00:02:43,395 This is Lana. 48 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,631 We've been dating for three months. 49 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,333 Maybe four. 50 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,434 Could be two. 51 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,669 The TV was on loud. 52 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:53,205 Come on in. 53 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,373 LANA: I had plans to make dinner tonight. 54 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,475 It's date night. Did you forget? 55 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,809 No. 56 00:03:00,592 --> 00:03:02,489 Are you sleeping? 57 00:03:02,825 --> 00:03:04,358 No. 58 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,953 Are you drunk? 59 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,922 No. 60 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,657 Stoned? 61 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,892 No. 62 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:14,263 Maybe. 63 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,989 When did you get a fish? 64 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:19,031 - Oh, yesterday. - Why? 65 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:22,701 I don't know. He's cool. What's with the interrogating? 66 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,638 Paul McCartney once sang, 67 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:28,641 "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away." 68 00:03:29,239 --> 00:03:32,511 But to be honest, yesterday was shitty too. 69 00:03:32,764 --> 00:03:34,597 Except for getting a fish. 70 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:37,650 Welcome to my office. 71 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,351 I rob houses for a living. 72 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,287 It's not the best career choice, 73 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,789 but it pays the rent. 74 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:47,026 The guy in the green hat? My cousin Chris. 75 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,994 My partner in crime. 76 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,470 [car door closes] 77 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,440 [engine starts] 78 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,345 [car door closes] 79 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:12,151 [beeping] 80 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:13,352 2-2-2-5. 81 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,955 2-2-2-5, 2-2-2-5. 82 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,957 2-2-2-5, 2-2-2-5. 83 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,730 2-2-2-5, 2-2-2. 84 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,966 2-2-2-5. 85 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:35,474 ♪♪ 86 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,647 ♪ I wanna burn my own bridges ♪ 87 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,650 ♪ Walk my own road to ruin ♪ 88 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:49,521 ♪ Don't waste your breath trying to stop me ♪ 89 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:52,491 ♪ I know for well what I'm doing ♪ 90 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:57,263 ♪ I got time on my hands ♪ 91 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:58,597 ♪ Salt on my tongue ♪ 92 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,699 ♪ I'm going downtown ♪ 93 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,601 ♪ I'm gonna get myself stung ♪ 94 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,937 ♪ Yeah, I'm crazy ♪ 95 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:08,286 ♪ 'Cause all I wanna do is wrong ♪ 96 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,091 Coming, milady? 97 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,093 ♪ I'll be the first to be taken ♪ 98 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:31,096 ♪ When they start calling out names ♪ 99 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,202 ♪ I can't even remember half the bad things I've done ♪ 100 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:41,340 ♪ But I'll wear the blame for anything they wanna pin on ♪ 101 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,842 ♪ Yeah, I'm crazy ♪ 102 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:46,878 ♪ 'Cause all I wanna do is wrong ♪ 103 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:51,016 ♪ I'm a bad penny, baby ♪ 104 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,484 Fuck! 105 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,953 ♪ Right from my head to my tail ♪ 106 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:00,292 ♪ And sooner or later ♪ 107 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,894 ♪ I'm gonna fly off the rails ♪ 108 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,306 Anything else? 109 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:17,192 - No. We're good. - Okay. 110 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:25,984 CHRIS: Why do you do it? 111 00:06:26,331 --> 00:06:27,631 Do what? 112 00:06:27,841 --> 00:06:29,621 You take a piss in every house we rob. 113 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,023 Why? 114 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,691 Marking my territory. 115 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:35,127 Why don't you just take a dump? 116 00:06:35,419 --> 00:06:37,419 That's disgusting. 117 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,970 - Whoa! What are you doing? - I'm feeding him. 118 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,271 Stop that. They can't eat that. 119 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:47,506 What? Why the fuck not? 120 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,989 Because they're carnivores. 121 00:06:50,145 --> 00:06:52,466 You gotta feed 'em something with a higher protein content. 122 00:06:52,942 --> 00:06:55,647 You know, like betta pellets or bloodworms. 123 00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:57,629 What are you, some sort of fish expert? 124 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,253 No. It's just common knowledge. 125 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,721 Okay. 126 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,333 Look, I wanna talk to you about something. 127 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,601 What's up? 128 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,692 I've been doing a lot of thinking and... 129 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:20,205 I got a job. 130 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,505 What area? 131 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,675 No, not like a rob job. 132 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,478 Like, I got a real job. 133 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,549 Okay, you know, Aunt Lacy's friend, Esther? 134 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,606 Yeah. I lost my virginity to her. 135 00:07:33,466 --> 00:07:34,620 That's weird. 136 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:38,657 Anyway, she got me a temp job at this company 137 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,489 as a paper distributor. 138 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,095 I thought it'd be a really good opportunity for me. 139 00:07:44,027 --> 00:07:46,520 Yeah, as long it doesn't fuck up our shit. 140 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,401 Ah, man. 141 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,840 No, you're not getting it. 142 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:53,939 I'm getting a real job 143 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,641 so I don't have to do our shit anymore. 144 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:58,403 You know, like, I'm gonna be 28 years old, man, 145 00:07:58,658 --> 00:08:00,692 and I can't be breaking into houses 146 00:08:00,728 --> 00:08:02,695 and stealing shit the rest of my life. 147 00:08:02,731 --> 00:08:06,919 I don't wanna be some old loser fucking robbing families. 148 00:08:07,218 --> 00:08:10,486 Like, what if I want a family someday, man? 149 00:08:10,522 --> 00:08:12,055 [chuckles] 150 00:08:12,239 --> 00:08:14,059 I'm not gonna lie. You sound crazy. 151 00:08:15,777 --> 00:08:17,629 You should get some sleep. 152 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,766 Hey, I got a good job on Friday in WeHo. 153 00:08:21,074 --> 00:08:23,107 It's gonna be fun. 154 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,605 Did you hear me? 155 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:30,042 Yeah, man, I heard you. 156 00:08:30,287 --> 00:08:31,352 Okay, good. 157 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:35,367 But it's gonna be my last one, Harry. 158 00:08:35,403 --> 00:08:36,815 Your last what? 159 00:08:37,146 --> 00:08:38,816 Robbery. 160 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,452 Why do you not take anything I say seriously? 161 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,661 Can you please stop yelling at me? 162 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,442 Good night. 163 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,261 Hey, I'll text you Friday morning! 164 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,497 Protein. 165 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,735 HARRY: Okay, maybe I shouldn't have stolen the kid's fish. 166 00:08:56,894 --> 00:09:00,896 Great. Just what I need. One more thing to take care of. 167 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,045 So how's work? 168 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:08,973 Usual. 169 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,185 - Chris is apparently quitting. - What? 170 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,453 [sighs] Yeah. 171 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:15,988 Some stupid temp job. 172 00:09:16,575 --> 00:09:18,156 - Good for him. - Good for him? 173 00:09:18,731 --> 00:09:19,695 Why good for him? 174 00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:20,864 It's just... nothing. 175 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,767 I'm happy for him. 176 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,231 Maybe you should think about it too. 177 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,733 Think about what? 178 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,736 I don't know, quitting, getting a real adult job. 179 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,905 Not always avoiding getting arrested. 180 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,440 I like what I do. I'm good at it. 181 00:09:35,670 --> 00:09:37,871 - I enjoy it. - Okay. 182 00:09:38,005 --> 00:09:39,945 You know, it doesn't make me less of a person 183 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,239 than someone with some shitty office job. 184 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,416 Just means I have more fun. 185 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:45,497 I'm not boring. 186 00:09:46,027 --> 00:09:47,594 So how's work for you? 187 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:51,148 Hmm. Do you actually wanna know? 188 00:09:51,184 --> 00:09:53,091 I'm asking, aren't I? 189 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:55,727 Guys move locations or something? 190 00:09:56,783 --> 00:09:58,897 I didn't actually think you were listening. 191 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,486 I'm a great listener. 192 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,769 Well, I like it. It's a little farther from my house, 193 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,470 so it takes me like 10 minutes longer. 194 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,923 You know, and with traffic, it'd take like half an hour, 195 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,705 so yeah. 196 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,369 That's awesome. 197 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,283 HARRY: I think both of us know this relationship is over, 198 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,851 but neither one of us has decided 199 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,533 to do anything about it. 200 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,489 Oh, Harry, give it to me! 201 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,592 Oh! Give it to me! Don't stop! 202 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,694 Oh! Oh, don't stop! Don't stop! 203 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,529 - [Harry moans] - Oh, don't stop! 204 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:35,133 - Oh! - [panting] 205 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,072 Hey, you wanna smoke some weed? 206 00:10:41,494 --> 00:10:44,395 No. You talk too much when you smoke. 207 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,775 - Harry, do you love me? - What? 208 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:55,970 - What kind of question is that? - Well, do you? 209 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,556 Let's go to bed. You're acting silly. 210 00:11:10,574 --> 00:11:13,208 - What are you doing? - I'm leaving. 211 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,447 Oh. Okay. 212 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,658 That's it? 213 00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:21,755 What? 214 00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:24,349 I tell you I'm leaving, and you don't try to stop me 215 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,352 or ask me where I'm going? 216 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,154 Where are you going? 217 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,056 Can't believe I tried to make this work, okay? 218 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,692 You're stupid and immature and selfish, 219 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,595 and I can't do this anymore. 220 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,764 That-- That's it? 221 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,466 Yes, Harry, that's it! 222 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,634 - Oh. - Leaving you. 223 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,869 If that's what you want. 224 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,205 [screams] 225 00:11:48,645 --> 00:11:50,845 HARRY: Well, I guess she made the decision. 226 00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:54,523 - [door closes] - I could run after her. 227 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,419 - [click] - [bubbling] 228 00:12:04,089 --> 00:12:06,089 Looks good. 229 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,259 What are these scratches right there? 230 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,764 Those? Uh... 231 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,666 - From my dog. - You have a dog? 232 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,102 Yeah, yeah, he's ferocious. 233 00:12:17,392 --> 00:12:19,408 Yeah, he's sleeping. 234 00:12:20,631 --> 00:12:23,064 All right, bro, I'll take it. 235 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,713 Uh, let's go this way. Come on. 236 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,883 Hey, so what kind of dog do you have anyway? 237 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,285 These are pretty deep scratches. 238 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,487 It's a cock-a-doodle poodle Spaniard thing. 239 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,789 I got a dog too, you know. It's a West Highland Terrier. 240 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,357 They're really cute, you know. 241 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,626 Actually, he's really good with aggressive dogs. 242 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,061 Since you got an aggressive, mean dog, 243 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,497 - we could take 'em out. - Thanks. 244 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,048 Take them for a walk to the park sometime, and... 245 00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:51,210 All right, bro, I'll catch you later. 246 00:13:01,527 --> 00:13:03,634 Do you have the money from the last one? 247 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,518 - What? - From the last job. 248 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,052 Did you sell everything? 249 00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:09,778 Yeah. What kinda fucking question is that? 250 00:13:09,814 --> 00:13:12,457 I'm just asking, man. I wanna be done after today. 251 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,960 [sighs] You don't think I'm gonna pay you? 252 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,495 I didn't say that. 253 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,696 I just don't wanna have to ask for it later, man. 254 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:18,997 It's awkward. 255 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,132 For someone having an awakening of morals, 256 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,966 you sure are money hungry. 257 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,564 You'll get your cash, okay? 258 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,544 We'll just do this one today, 259 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:29,074 and then you can move on to your real job 260 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,909 and start popping out a shitload of kids 261 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,644 - or whatever it is you want. - [engine starts] 262 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,347 And I've never seen anyone so fucking excited 263 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,315 to sit at a desk. 264 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,128 Dude, stop sleeping, man. 265 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,455 Not sleeping. Just resting my eyes. 266 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:58,680 Hey. 267 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,538 Look. 268 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,845 [scoffs] Too easy. 269 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,650 Must be hard trying to figure out which car to take. 270 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,618 [imitating woman] Oh, honey, let's take the sports car. 271 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,053 Let's take the convertible. 272 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,639 Oh, let's take the convertible sports car. 273 00:14:16,674 --> 00:14:18,602 It's gonna be nice this weekend. 274 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,430 Oh, this dude's definitely a sugar daddy. 275 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,998 Yeah. 276 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,102 [engine starts] 277 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:39,157 Let's go. 278 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,347 Wait. These people always forget something. 279 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,123 Dude, let's go, man. I wanna get this shit over with. 280 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,792 - I said wait. - I wanna get this over with! 281 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,393 Just wait. 282 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,397 [sighs] 283 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,400 [exhales] 284 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,073 See? What'd I say? 285 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:10,775 20 bucks says it's a phone charger. 286 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,923 - Jesus fuck. - Called it. 287 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,358 - You owe me 20 bucks. - Fuck you. 288 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,206 [engine starts] 289 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,725 Come on. 290 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,073 Fancy. 291 00:16:26,806 --> 00:16:28,153 What the fuck are you doing? 292 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,388 Getting into the holiday spirits. 293 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,293 - Harry! - What? 294 00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:37,128 What are you doing, man? Come on. 295 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,730 Chris, look around. 296 00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:42,334 I mean, this is the life, man. That's your problem. 297 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,189 You're always rushing around, looking for the next best thing. 298 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,374 Tell me that this is not better 299 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,343 than your shitty Tarzana apartment. 300 00:16:54,369 --> 00:16:54,980 Am I wrong? 301 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,015 Yes! 302 00:16:56,911 --> 00:16:58,228 Not about that. 303 00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,361 Let's fucking go. 304 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,353 No! I don't want it! Come on! 305 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,024 Yes, ma'am. 306 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,495 Grab the electronics. 307 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,400 I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms. 308 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,876 [tunes in pop music] 309 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,311 ♪♪ [foreign language] 310 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,617 ♪♪ [continues] 311 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,358 What the hell? 312 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,827 Hey! What the hell is going on? 313 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,599 Whoa-ho-ho-ho. 314 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,934 Got you, you fuck. 315 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,501 - Son of a bitch. - Harry! 316 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,305 - [whistling] - [urinating] 317 00:18:28,365 --> 00:18:29,464 - Harry! - Harry? 318 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,618 He's back! 319 00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:32,720 Come on. 320 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,245 Hey, monkey! 321 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,447 [speaking French] 322 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,883 Huh? 323 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,288 Harry! Get-- 324 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,625 CHRIS: Harry, get down here! 325 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,632 Oh, fuck. 326 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,800 Harry, go! 327 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,506 Harry, Harry, Harry! 328 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,275 Get the fuck off me! 329 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,376 Get the fuck off! 330 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,779 [thuds] 331 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,915 Keys, keys, your keys! Gimme the keys! 332 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,452 [woman yelling in French] 333 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,323 - [engine starts] - [tires screeching] 334 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,828 [woman yelling] 335 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,664 Putain. 336 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,985 Holy shit! Can you believe that? 337 00:19:39,102 --> 00:19:41,513 I mean, I've never seen 'em come back twice. 338 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,414 What are the fucking odds? 339 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,250 - Do you think this is funny? - What? 340 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,684 No! My adrenaline is just through the roof! 341 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,485 I mean, I hit a guy with a fucking water jug! 342 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,256 [laughs] This is fucking crazy. 343 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,490 We almost got killed, Harry. 344 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,025 - What? - That guy wanted to fucking kill me. 345 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,059 He wasn't gonna kill you. 346 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,362 Yes, he was! Are you insane? 347 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,930 This is why I don't wanna do this shit anymore. 348 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,832 Hey, relax! We're alive, aren't we? 349 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,600 - We're here. - I'm going. 350 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,102 - Wait, wait wait. - What, Harry? 351 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,188 I got a job in Toluca Lake tomorrow. 352 00:20:07,997 --> 00:20:09,430 You're kidding, right? 353 00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:11,376 - This some kinda fucking joke? - Wait, wait, wait! 354 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,178 It's a gold mine, I swear to God. 355 00:20:13,907 --> 00:20:15,079 No! 356 00:20:15,438 --> 00:20:17,248 No! I'm done! 357 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,883 Okay, I told you, man. 358 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,318 I don't wanna risk my life 359 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:23,613 for some fucking jewelry and out-of-date laptops. 360 00:20:23,649 --> 00:20:25,456 Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want your cash? 361 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,192 No! You can keep it. 362 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,665 - Wait! - What? 363 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,282 Are you coming to Grandma's on Sunday? 364 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,632 Yeah, I'll be there. 365 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,069 Hey, if you close that door there's no coming back. 366 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,837 [sighs] 367 00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:42,974 HARRY: They say you can't have rainbows without a little rain. 368 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,676 I think rainbows are overrated. 369 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,744 - If I got to choose... - He'll be back. 370 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,080 ...I'd pick sunshine every day. 371 00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:50,782 ANSWERING MACHINE: Hey, it's Chris. 372 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:51,883 Leave a message 373 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,952 or just text me like a regular person. 374 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,320 [beep] 375 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,122 Hey, where are you? The job's at noon. 376 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,625 I'll text the address. [spits] 377 00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:03,628 Maybe I'll forgive you for all the shit you said. 378 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,762 [spits] 379 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,837 [line ringing] 380 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,973 FEMALE: At the tone, please record your message. 381 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,040 [beep] 382 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,542 Chris, what the fuck? 383 00:21:17,868 --> 00:21:20,745 I mean, it's noon. It's actually past noon. 384 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,380 I'm starting to think you were actually being serious 385 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,782 about all the crazy shit you were saying yesterday. 386 00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:30,055 Maybe you're on your way. I'll wait a little bit longer. 387 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,903 [engine starts] 388 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,805 [tires screeching] 389 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,646 [line ringing] 390 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,314 At the tone, please record your message. 391 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,382 [beep] 392 00:21:57,518 --> 00:21:59,418 Chris, you fucking blew it. 393 00:21:59,524 --> 00:22:00,852 I'm telling you, you fucking blew it. 394 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,305 I mean, don't even think about showing up. 395 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,356 8-7-8-9, 8-7-8-9. 396 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,659 If I find a billion dollars in a briefcase, 397 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,009 I'm not fucking sharing it with you. 398 00:22:10,837 --> 00:22:13,398 I mean, I don't even give a fuck if we're cousins. 399 00:22:13,673 --> 00:22:14,832 You know what? You know what else? 400 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,501 - To listen to your message... - Fuck you! 401 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,916 [dog barks] 402 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,118 Shit. 403 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,859 [distant barking] 404 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,911 [hinge creaking] 405 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:31,742 Ah, crap. 406 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,157 ♪ A-one, two, three, four ♪ 407 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:49,427 ♪♪ 408 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,562 ♪ Well, way down south ♪ 409 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,297 ♪ In Tennessee ♪ 410 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,299 ♪ They've got a dance ♪ 411 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,335 ♪ You ought to see ♪ 412 00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:59,003 ♪ They burn a hole ♪ 413 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,838 ♪ Right through the floor ♪ 414 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,107 ♪ And come back up ♪ 415 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,876 ♪ And rock some more ♪ 416 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,944 ♪ Well, diddle diddle diddle diddle diddley dee ♪ 417 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,946 ♪ I love you, you love me ♪ 418 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:12,450 ♪ We'll spend all night rocking around the barn ♪ 419 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,886 ♪ Well, diddle diddle diddle diddle diddley dee ♪ 420 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,788 ♪ I love you, you love me ♪ 421 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,390 ♪ We'll spend all night rocking around the barn ♪ 422 00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:21,798 [urinating] 423 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,595 Ah, fuck! Holy shit! 424 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,831 - Oh, fuck me. - Oh, hey. 425 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:27,932 [snorts] 426 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,171 Are you okay? 427 00:24:33,829 --> 00:24:34,839 Mm-hmm. 428 00:24:35,165 --> 00:24:38,196 You know, I'm robbing you right now. 429 00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:42,141 I basically just stole all your shit. 430 00:24:43,305 --> 00:24:44,038 Yeah, that's cool. 431 00:24:44,074 --> 00:24:45,797 Can you close the door on your way out? 432 00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:48,592 What are you doing? 433 00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:50,222 Waiting. 434 00:24:56,797 --> 00:24:59,464 Are you trying to kill yourself? 435 00:24:59,663 --> 00:25:00,863 Mm-hmm. 436 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,915 Yeah, these are antibiotics. 437 00:25:10,379 --> 00:25:12,079 That's not gonna do it. 438 00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,047 Oh, motherfucker. 439 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,993 Hydrocodone. That'll do the trick. 440 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,561 Thank you. 441 00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:37,134 Can you close the door on your way out? 442 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:45,643 The door! 443 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,030 Crazy bitch. 444 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,765 [engine starts] 445 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,272 HARRY: So here I am again. 446 00:26:14,745 --> 00:26:16,044 Decision time. 447 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,613 Save someone's life, 448 00:26:17,649 --> 00:26:20,634 or go home and eat some popcorn in front of my new TV. 449 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,614 I guess you know what I chose. 450 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:25,983 Fuck! Fuck! 451 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:29,954 Hey! 452 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:31,055 Come on. 453 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,657 - There you go. - [coughing] 454 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,625 Oh, gross. 455 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:41,098 HARRY: Should I stay or should I go now? 456 00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:44,704 If I go, there will be trouble. 457 00:26:45,639 --> 00:26:48,445 If I stay, there will be double. 458 00:26:49,382 --> 00:26:50,884 I love that song. 459 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,078 I guess I'll stay, stay, stay. 460 00:26:58,351 --> 00:26:59,417 [buzz] 461 00:26:59,592 --> 00:27:01,859 [garbage disposal grinding] 462 00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:07,091 ♪♪ [acoustic guitar] 463 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:16,467 ♪ And my eyes were closed for most of the ride ♪ 464 00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:20,905 ♪ I crossed over the borderline ♪ 465 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:26,077 ♪ And I don't know where I'm going ♪ 466 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:28,646 ♪ But I will drive ♪ 467 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,449 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 468 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:36,320 ♪ And I wasn't bred to waste my time ♪ 469 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:40,891 ♪ Biting my tongue and forcing a smile ♪ 470 00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:45,363 ♪ My hands are tired and broken ♪ 471 00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:47,698 - ♪ But I won't lie ♪ - [bells ringing] 472 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:49,867 ♪ No, I won't lie ♪ 473 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,570 ♪ I'm not afraid ♪ 474 00:27:52,605 --> 00:27:54,805 ♪ I'll never change ♪ 475 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,108 ♪ It's in my blood ♪ 476 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,610 ♪ It's in my veins ♪ 477 00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:02,113 ♪ The walls will break ♪ 478 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,448 ♪ The earth will shake ♪ 479 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:08,886 ♪ With this parade of renegades ♪ 480 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:14,892 [light switch clicking] 481 00:28:38,031 --> 00:28:41,265 - [TV playing] - [groaning] 482 00:28:43,741 --> 00:28:45,174 [grunts] 483 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:46,893 Morning, sunshine. 484 00:28:47,130 --> 00:28:49,397 Fuck, my head fucking kills. 485 00:28:49,573 --> 00:28:51,307 I'd offer you some painkillers, 486 00:28:51,545 --> 00:28:53,235 but I think you threw them all up. 487 00:28:57,446 --> 00:28:59,503 What are you still doing here? 488 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,540 Are you making sure I'll blow my brains out? 489 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,442 You wouldn't do that. 490 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,910 Why? 491 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:09,547 Well, women don't generally do that. 492 00:29:09,675 --> 00:29:13,010 You know, you guys, like, slit your wrists or take pills, 493 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,419 so you look pretty when you die. 494 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:18,255 Men, they blow their brains out and hang themselves. 495 00:29:18,571 --> 00:29:22,340 - They did a study on it. - Fascinating. 496 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,166 Did you dress me? 497 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:32,290 Yes. 498 00:29:32,622 --> 00:29:35,356 It felt weird, staring at a half-dead girl's tits. 499 00:29:41,714 --> 00:29:43,080 Oh, dear God. 500 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,116 Are you actually following me everywhere? 501 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,984 Why didn't you just call the cops and leave? 502 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,452 Well, I was going to, 503 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,454 but you said you'd rat me out if I called. 504 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,289 - I did? - You did. 505 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,191 [scoffs] So what's your plan then? 506 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:56,927 You know, you can't just babysit me forever. 507 00:29:56,962 --> 00:30:00,664 You say that like you think I actually have a plan. 508 00:30:01,243 --> 00:30:03,657 So, I mean, why do you wanna kill yourself anyways? 509 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:08,072 - You're joking, right? - Never mind. 510 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:11,308 You think I'm gonna have a heart-to-heart with you now? 511 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,343 I said never mind. 512 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,582 At the tone, please record your message. 513 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:19,850 [beep] 514 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,990 - What is it? - Nothing. 515 00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:37,635 Want me to turn that on for you? 516 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:38,751 Nope. 517 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,205 You just wanna stare at a blank screen? 518 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,240 Mm-hmm. 519 00:30:45,696 --> 00:30:48,612 - Oh, my God. - Are you hungry? 520 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,214 I mean, do you need to eat? 521 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,149 I don't know what the protocol is after almost dying. 522 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,885 - Are you supposed to eat? - I couldn't tell you. 523 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,387 You know what? Let's look it up. 524 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:58,626 - Good. - Mm-hmm. 525 00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:00,925 How do you even word that? 526 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,226 [dings] 527 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,562 Is it okay to eat after almost dying? 528 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:06,197 SIRI: I do not need to eat anything. 529 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,332 I am only here to serve. 530 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,900 Should I look up food and OD-ing? 531 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,335 That's what I'll do. 532 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,503 [dings] 533 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,704 What are you supposed to eat 534 00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:15,739 after almost OD-ing on painkillers? 535 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:17,575 SIRI: You should probably go to the hospital. 536 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:20,774 Oh, my God, I'll eat. Just stop talking, both of you. 537 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,891 - Pasta? - Don't care. 538 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,519 - Eggs? - Whatever. 539 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,094 Half a sandwich? 540 00:31:33,987 --> 00:31:34,992 Eww. 541 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,141 Mmm. 542 00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:39,296 Uh, let's go eggs. 543 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,599 Breakfast for dinner. 544 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:45,202 Where are your pans? 545 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,339 You're a lot of help. 546 00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:52,676 Oh, there we go. 547 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:56,219 I take it your boyfriend does most of the cooking around here. 548 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:57,281 What? 549 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:59,283 The guy who lives here, is he not your boyfriend? 550 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:02,305 I mean, all the preppy attire in the closet. 551 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,521 Oh. [clears throat] 552 00:32:05,235 --> 00:32:08,235 Yeah, no, we're not together anymore. 553 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,828 Really? 554 00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:12,029 That was fast. 555 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,497 What was fast? 556 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,001 Saw him here a couple days ago. 557 00:32:16,109 --> 00:32:19,444 I don't pick places at random. I scope 'em out. 558 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:23,040 Make sure there's no gun owners or mean doggies. 559 00:32:24,313 --> 00:32:25,709 I don't wanna get myself killed. 560 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,011 How thoughtful of you. 561 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:28,646 I mean, that guy? 562 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:31,415 He drives a Prius and drinks green smoothies for breakfast. 563 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,318 Definitely not a gun owner, am I right? 564 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,920 You are. 565 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,521 Where are your knives and forks? 566 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:38,923 I don't know. 567 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,024 Again, no help. 568 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,162 So? 569 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,946 So what? 570 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:49,867 So when did it happen? 571 00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:51,402 Jesus Christ, dude. 572 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,204 You ask more questions than my fucking therapist. 573 00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:55,547 You have a therapist? 574 00:32:56,298 --> 00:32:57,637 You should get your money back. 575 00:32:57,688 --> 00:32:58,915 Ha ha. 576 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,936 It happened this morning. 577 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:05,516 Shit. 578 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,493 Yeah, we were engaged. 579 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,813 Double shit. I'm sorry. 580 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:20,965 [salt shaking] 581 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,700 That's a lot of salt. 582 00:33:23,204 --> 00:33:23,867 What? 583 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:25,930 Do you always use that much salt? 584 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,838 Yeah. Salt makes everything taste better. 585 00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:29,306 Well, it's not good for you. 586 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,375 Why? It's natural. It's from the earth. 587 00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:32,743 Why wouldn't it be good for you? 588 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:34,141 It's just not. 589 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,547 For someone who tried to kill themselves a couple hours ago, 590 00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:38,837 you sure are worried about your sodium intake. 591 00:33:39,903 --> 00:33:43,372 Who would wanna kill themselves when salt and butter exist? 592 00:33:43,408 --> 00:33:46,501 I mean, these right here are two reasons to live. 593 00:33:48,950 --> 00:33:51,151 You're a hoot and a half. 594 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:00,567 Ah! 595 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:06,677 At the tone, please record your message. 596 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:07,911 [beep] 597 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,680 Are you fucking kidding me? 598 00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:11,598 Answer your phone, Peter! 599 00:34:11,634 --> 00:34:14,718 Be a fucking man and answer your goddamn phone! 600 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,153 Asshole. 601 00:34:18,561 --> 00:34:20,298 Oh, my God. 602 00:34:21,086 --> 00:34:22,819 You okay? 603 00:34:24,329 --> 00:34:26,997 You wanna get high? 604 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:28,132 Yes, please. 605 00:34:29,118 --> 00:34:30,501 [exhales] I mean... 606 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:32,369 the guy actually thinks he's gonna be happy 607 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,937 working at a temp job. 608 00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:35,539 Yeah, fucking right. 609 00:34:35,884 --> 00:34:37,941 I mean, who's ever happy at a temp job? 610 00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:39,410 No one. 611 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:42,579 Who's ever happy ever, you know? 612 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:43,647 [giggling] 613 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:46,183 [inhales] 614 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:49,420 I mean, it just doesn't make sense to me. 615 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:50,687 He has all this knowledge. 616 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:53,157 He knows shit about shit, you know? 617 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:56,260 He even knows about fishes. 618 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,295 I mean, not just fishes. 619 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,597 He knows about everything. 620 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:01,765 [giggles] 621 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,001 What? 622 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:04,468 Fish. 623 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,670 - "Fish" is already plural. - Fishes. 624 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,672 "Fishes," I don't think that's a word. 625 00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:11,041 You're so high. 626 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:12,943 What? Just a little. 627 00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:15,345 You're really stoned. 628 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,314 It's okay. Don't get weird about it. 629 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,884 I'm high too. Self-medication is key, bruh. 630 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,586 [chuckles] 631 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:28,792 - Hey, I got a question. - Hmm? 632 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,961 Why the bathtub? 633 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,173 What? 634 00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:35,040 Why kill yourself in the bathtub? 635 00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:37,468 I just figured if the pills didn't take, 636 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,403 you know, maybe I'd drown. 637 00:35:40,579 --> 00:35:42,673 There's a pool right here. 638 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:44,441 [laughs] 639 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,843 Oh. 640 00:35:45,878 --> 00:35:47,845 I didn't think about it. 641 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,714 [laughing] 642 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,549 My mistake. 643 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:56,920 Fishers. 644 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:59,690 Fishers. Fishermen. 645 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,329 Fishies. 646 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:02,960 Fisheesh-- 647 00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:04,294 - Facetious. - "Fa-she-sess." 648 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,263 - It's facetious. - "Fa-she-sess." 649 00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:08,899 - Is that right? - No, it's totally not right. 650 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:11,502 I mean, I wouldn't say I have a horrible relationship with her, 651 00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:13,370 but it's definitely not healthy-healthy, 652 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,572 and she's my mom, and I love her, 653 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,207 but sometimes I just wanna throw her in a home. 654 00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:18,542 Oh, God, amen. 655 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:20,344 I mean, people always make you feel bad, 656 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,679 like your mom gave birth to you, 657 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,047 and it's like I'm 30 years old. 658 00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:26,150 I didn't realize that being born, 659 00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:28,652 you have to be eternally in debt to someone. 660 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,154 [laughs] 661 00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:32,523 Oh, my God. I can't-- 662 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,658 I can't pee with you standing here. 663 00:36:34,915 --> 00:36:37,761 - Why? - 'Cause I'm like pee shy, 664 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:38,929 and I'm freaked out. 665 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,064 It's just freaking me out right now. 666 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,466 Well, I don't like it either, 667 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:45,369 but we both know you can't be trusted alone. 668 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:47,304 Can you make water sounds? 669 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,906 - Water sounds? - Yeah. 670 00:36:48,941 --> 00:36:52,042 - Just turn the faucet on. - No, no, just make the noise. 671 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:53,649 Just make the noise. 672 00:36:54,279 --> 00:36:55,779 [imitating running water] 673 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:56,814 Yeah. 674 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:59,962 - Ah, okay, thank you. - [urinating] 675 00:37:01,376 --> 00:37:03,176 [exhales] 676 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:05,556 - What was I talking about? - [laughs] 677 00:37:05,739 --> 00:37:08,024 I don't know. Something about your mom. 678 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,579 Uh, for giving birth to you? 679 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,197 - No. - Oh. 680 00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:14,531 [screaming on TV] 681 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,400 Why is it always the smallest girl 682 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:18,068 who survives in these movies? 683 00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:21,004 - What do you mean? - It's always the skinny girl 684 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:24,174 who's, like, disheveled, but not actually disheveled, 685 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:25,943 like day two of Coachella disheveled, 686 00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:27,578 and then the bad guy's always like, 687 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:30,547 "Can't grab tiny ankles with giant hands." 688 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,383 It's like her ankles are covered in grease or something. 689 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:34,952 Yeah, you're right. 690 00:37:35,292 --> 00:37:37,563 Like this girl. Watch. Come here. 691 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,523 Look, he's grabbing her, grabbing. 692 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:41,225 She's like, "Let me go!" 693 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:42,759 Bam! She escapes. 694 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:46,029 [laughs] Holy shit. That's so true. 695 00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,075 Greased ankles. 696 00:37:49,379 --> 00:37:51,774 [scoffs] It's annoying 697 00:37:53,049 --> 00:37:55,216 and offensive to everyone else. 698 00:37:55,415 --> 00:37:58,341 ♪♪ [calm] 699 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:16,293 ♪♪ [spirited] 700 00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:32,325 You texting him? 701 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,412 Are you? 702 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,634 It's not your business. 703 00:38:40,884 --> 00:38:42,085 Don't text him. 704 00:38:42,121 --> 00:38:44,554 Gosh, I don't why you think I'm gonna listen to you. 705 00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:46,456 Well, I just figured if I keep saying shit, 706 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,591 maybe something will stick. 707 00:38:52,035 --> 00:38:55,540 I mean, honestly, what-- what is your plan here? 708 00:38:56,711 --> 00:38:57,910 What? 709 00:38:57,946 --> 00:38:59,870 I'm gonna kill myself, Harry. 710 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:02,172 I am, whether it be tonight or tomorrow 711 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,341 or the day after that, it's gonna happen. 712 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:06,376 And you can ramble at me all you want, 713 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:07,744 and you can watch me like a hawk, 714 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,479 but it's not gonna change anything. 715 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,548 I don't wanna be here. Why don't you get that? 716 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,550 - That's not true. - It is true! 717 00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:16,019 It is, and it's selfish of you to make me stay. 718 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,854 I guess I'm selfish then. 719 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,321 Oh, my God. 720 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,120 [groans] 721 00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:24,861 Stop following me! 722 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,863 I just don't understand why anyone would wanna die. 723 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:30,100 Well, you know what? It's not for you to understand. 724 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,904 Shit. 725 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,011 I don't know why you care so much. 726 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:42,379 You don't even know me. 727 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:44,407 I know. I mean, I don't know either. 728 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:46,750 Look, I'm gonna do it, okay? 729 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,418 And there's nothing that you can do or say 730 00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:49,953 that's gonna stop it from happening. 731 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:52,756 Just stop making it so fucking difficult. 732 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,258 - I just think-- - Please just stop! 733 00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:56,560 Please. 734 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,061 Fine. I mean, if that's what you want. 735 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,963 It is what I want. 736 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:04,701 One condition. 737 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,069 You need a last meal. 738 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,238 - What? - A last meal. 739 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,474 Go big or go home. 740 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:11,875 Wait. You are home. 741 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,877 Look, even prisoners get a last meal. 742 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,345 You need one. 743 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,080 God, what is your deal with food? 744 00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:19,249 Dude, you're like obsessed or something. 745 00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:20,884 I'm pretty sure you're the only person on Earth 746 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,186 who isn't obsessed with food. 747 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,021 Look, I'll cook for you, 748 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,540 and if you still wanna kill yourself after, I'll leave. 749 00:40:27,576 --> 00:40:28,576 Deal? 750 00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:32,729 Is this like you asking me out in some weird, fucked-up way? 751 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,364 - What? - I don't know. 752 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,633 It just feels like you're cooking me dinner and stuff. 753 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,468 - It's kind of... - No, it's like you said. 754 00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:40,370 - The food obsession thing. - Okay. 755 00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:41,771 Come on. 756 00:40:43,175 --> 00:40:44,908 So all I have to do is eat. That's it? 757 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,777 - That's it. - And then you'll go away, 758 00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:48,111 and you'll let me die in peace. 759 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,346 Yes. 760 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:50,981 God, fine. 761 00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:52,749 But make it super fancy. 762 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,385 Is filet mignon fancy enough for you? 763 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:57,154 Yeah. Peter's a vegetarian, 764 00:40:57,189 --> 00:41:00,123 so good luck finding that in this house. 765 00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:01,591 Figures. 766 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,262 Come on, I have an idea. 767 00:41:05,297 --> 00:41:06,696 - No. - Come on. 768 00:41:06,731 --> 00:41:08,798 - Come on. - Oh, God. 769 00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:15,471 - No. - Why? If you die, 770 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:17,352 I'll just be doing you a favor, right? 771 00:41:18,443 --> 00:41:21,344 [engine rumbling] 772 00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:25,915 ♪♪ [lazy] 773 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:32,789 DAISY: You're going too fast. HARRY: You're welcome. 774 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,459 ♪ I've been down and out of luck ♪ 775 00:41:35,494 --> 00:41:37,227 ♪ Most of my days ♪ 776 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:40,430 ♪ Spent all my innocence wrestling with the devil ♪ 777 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:42,632 ♪ In my way ♪ 778 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,903 ♪ My own prison, behind bars ♪ 779 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,873 ♪ Learned a thing or two about breaking hearts ♪ 780 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:54,744 ♪ And listening to the silence through all the rage ♪ 781 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:56,646 ♪ Yeah ♪ 782 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:05,355 Hey, so how often do you have to feed fish? 783 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:07,224 What, like in the ocean? 784 00:42:07,259 --> 00:42:10,092 - No, like a pet fish. - I don't know. 785 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:14,130 I mean, I think people feed them pretty much like every day. 786 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,198 Really? 787 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,734 I think so. I don't know. 788 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:20,141 Daisy? 789 00:42:20,737 --> 00:42:23,672 Oh, my goodness! I thought it was you! 790 00:42:23,977 --> 00:42:25,415 Anna, hey, yeah. 791 00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:27,309 How you doing? You okay? 792 00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,646 - Yeah, I'm good. - You remember Michael? 793 00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:31,615 - Good to see you. - Yeah. 794 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,183 Good to see you. 795 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:34,818 Is this your new boyfriend? 796 00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:37,454 God, no. No, that's Harry. 797 00:42:37,489 --> 00:42:38,989 He broke into my house 798 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,757 and now he's apparently kidnapping me. 799 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:43,594 Oh, honey, you've always been so funny. 800 00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:45,729 How you doing though? You okay? 801 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:47,397 - Yeah, I'm good. - Yeah? You sure? 802 00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:48,532 Yes! Jesus! 803 00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:50,567 We should do coffee sometime. 804 00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:52,969 Okay? You still have the same number? 805 00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:55,639 - We gotta go. Yeah. - I'll text you. 806 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,041 I'm so sorry about you and Peter. 807 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,609 [engine rumbling] 808 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:05,014 ♪♪ 809 00:43:36,548 --> 00:43:38,147 You okay? 810 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,085 - You ask me that too much. - I do? 811 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,287 Yeah. It's a dumb question. 812 00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:45,788 Fair enough. 813 00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:49,025 [garage door closing] 814 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,895 You're a fucking coward, Pete! I hate you! 815 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,396 God, I fucking hate you! 816 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:57,066 Don't you ever think about calling me again, okay? 817 00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:06,743 [line rings, beeps] 818 00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:10,113 Hey, I'm sorry, okay? I'm upset. 819 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:13,083 I really need to talk to you, so please call me. 820 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:14,350 Please. 821 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:23,393 Don't. 822 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:24,561 I didn't say anything. 823 00:44:24,596 --> 00:44:26,262 Dinner at seven. 824 00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:29,001 Is that what you're wearing? 825 00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:35,538 What's wrong with this? 826 00:44:36,024 --> 00:44:37,741 Nothing. 827 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:39,409 Is there something wrong with what I'm wearing? 828 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:41,077 No, not at all. 829 00:44:41,659 --> 00:44:44,235 I just thought maybe you'd wanna look better when you die. 830 00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:48,518 Am I supposed to like dress up? 831 00:44:48,693 --> 00:44:50,393 You can do whatever you want. 832 00:44:50,506 --> 00:44:52,439 It's not my last meal, it's yours. 833 00:45:12,744 --> 00:45:15,311 [ringtone] 834 00:45:17,749 --> 00:45:20,483 Well, look what the pussycat dragged in. 835 00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:22,085 Look, hey, I got your messages. 836 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,987 - ♪♪ [rock] - I'm sorry, man. 837 00:45:24,022 --> 00:45:25,755 I just didn't want this to end weirdly. 838 00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:26,823 I'm sorry. 839 00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:27,891 I can't hear you. 840 00:45:27,926 --> 00:45:29,092 I'm too busy rolling around 841 00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:31,094 in a giant pile of hundred dollar bills. 842 00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:33,396 [laughs] That's good. I'm glad to hear. 843 00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:36,700 What's all that music? You're having a party? 844 00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:39,002 What? No, I'm working out. 845 00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,470 Oh, that's less exciting. 846 00:45:40,505 --> 00:45:41,771 Gotta fit into the one suit I have. 847 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:43,039 You took the rest of 'em. 848 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,708 So I take it you're not coming back. 849 00:45:44,743 --> 00:45:45,743 Nah, man. 850 00:45:46,222 --> 00:45:48,548 I'm not. I'm sorry. 851 00:45:49,594 --> 00:45:50,780 Your funeral. 852 00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:51,915 Hey, listen. 853 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:55,552 ♪♪ [rock continues] 854 00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:57,420 Thanks for everything, Har. 855 00:45:57,455 --> 00:45:58,788 It was really fun. 856 00:46:00,415 --> 00:46:02,859 Yeah. Yeah, it was all right. 857 00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,561 And I'll still see you all the time. 858 00:46:05,313 --> 00:46:07,931 You know, it's just not gonna be running away from people 859 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,065 trying to kill me. 860 00:46:10,688 --> 00:46:11,367 [chuckling] Yeah. 861 00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:13,636 Well, hey, man, have fun at that fucking paper job 862 00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:15,105 or whatever the shit it is. 863 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,940 Try not to die of boredom. 864 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:19,342 - I'll try not to, man. - All right, man. 865 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,444 Listen, I gotta run. 866 00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:22,512 Oh. 867 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:24,748 Okay. Uh... 868 00:46:25,110 --> 00:46:26,965 I'll see you at Grandma's thing, right? 869 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,118 Yeah, man. I'll see you then. 870 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:32,855 - Bye, dude. - Later, man. 871 00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:34,457 [beeps] 872 00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:40,897 ♪♪ [electronic] 873 00:46:45,103 --> 00:46:47,270 ♪ My, my-my ♪ 874 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:50,373 ♪ My mama raised me right ♪ 875 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:52,408 ♪ I've always been the honest type ♪ 876 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,744 ♪ You, you-you ♪ 877 00:46:54,779 --> 00:46:56,379 ♪ You crashed into my life ♪ 878 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:58,281 ♪ And ever since that night ♪ 879 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:01,351 ♪ I just can't say what I'm thinking ♪ 880 00:47:01,386 --> 00:47:06,856 ♪ Wake up, this dream is getting hard to believe that ♪ 881 00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:08,525 ♪ I'm on your mind ♪ 882 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,360 ♪ You've been teasing all this time ♪ 883 00:47:10,395 --> 00:47:14,297 ♪ We ain't crossed a single line ♪ 884 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:17,801 ♪ We both don't know what's gonna happen ♪ 885 00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:19,202 ♪ While we lay low ♪ 886 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:21,504 ♪ Ain't nothing gonna happen ♪ 887 00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:23,473 ♪ Till you say so ♪ 888 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:26,876 ♪ Are you feeling what I'm feeling ♪ 889 00:47:26,911 --> 00:47:30,713 ♪ Don't tell me that you don't know ♪ 890 00:47:30,748 --> 00:47:34,584 ♪ Whoa oh ♪ 891 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:36,486 ♪ Whoa oh, whoa oh ♪ 892 00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,021 ♪ Don't know ♪ 893 00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:40,623 ♪ Whoa oh, whoa oh ♪ 894 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:48,297 ♪♪ [jazz] 895 00:47:51,936 --> 00:47:54,270 Don't laugh, okay? 896 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,509 Wow. 897 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,118 Ugh. 898 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,012 I look ridiculous. 899 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,647 - No, no, you don't. - I do. 900 00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:07,917 I look like one of those girls in the movie they make over 901 00:48:07,952 --> 00:48:09,173 out of pity. 902 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:11,946 No, you look... 903 00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:14,323 You look amazing. 904 00:48:16,970 --> 00:48:19,237 This is fancy, all right. 905 00:48:19,930 --> 00:48:22,198 You wanted fancy, you get fancy. 906 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,266 Please. 907 00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:26,569 Oh, thank you. 908 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:31,548 What? 909 00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,744 Nothing. This is just very datey. 910 00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:36,774 So what if it is? Whatever. 911 00:48:37,587 --> 00:48:38,948 Nice suit. 912 00:48:38,983 --> 00:48:40,483 Oh, this old thing. 913 00:48:40,954 --> 00:48:43,253 Did you just find it lying around? 914 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:46,022 That's exactly where I found it. 915 00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:49,959 Oh. 916 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:53,529 - To you. - To me? 917 00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:54,898 Yeah, this is your night. 918 00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:56,366 Please don't toast to me. 919 00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:57,841 Then what do you wanna toast to then? 920 00:48:58,106 --> 00:49:00,306 Literally anything else. 921 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,072 To me. 922 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,974 God, that's even worse. 923 00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:06,376 Okay, to you. 924 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,678 Harry Last-name-I-don't-know. 925 00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:10,012 [clink] 926 00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:16,719 Here goes nothing. 927 00:49:17,168 --> 00:49:19,669 - Good luck. - Hah! 928 00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:23,092 - Oh, my God. - It's good, huh? 929 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,360 This is so good. 930 00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:26,062 I'll let you in on a little secret. 931 00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:28,999 Salt. Fuckloads of it. 932 00:49:29,143 --> 00:49:31,310 Revolutionary. 933 00:49:33,371 --> 00:49:34,570 So... 934 00:49:34,964 --> 00:49:36,664 what are you gonna do after you die? 935 00:49:37,502 --> 00:49:38,668 What do you mean? 936 00:49:38,930 --> 00:49:40,696 Like what's your first stop? 937 00:49:41,612 --> 00:49:42,845 After I die? 938 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,147 Yeah. 939 00:49:44,182 --> 00:49:45,882 What, do you mean, like, afterlife? 940 00:49:46,581 --> 00:49:47,581 Of course. 941 00:49:49,087 --> 00:49:50,987 Do you actually believe in all that stuff? 942 00:49:52,697 --> 00:49:54,532 - What, like God? - Yeah. 943 00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:57,493 I think so. I mean, don't you? 944 00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:58,528 No. 945 00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,966 So what's the meaning of all this then? 946 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,567 See, I knew you were gonna ask that. 947 00:50:05,329 --> 00:50:06,002 Well? 948 00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:08,048 The question doesn't make any sense. 949 00:50:08,649 --> 00:50:09,605 Why? 950 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,508 The question should be, "How did we come to exist?" 951 00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:14,310 Or, "What can we do while we're here?" 952 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,946 To ask why we're here, it's idiotic. 953 00:50:16,981 --> 00:50:19,015 - There's no reason. - No reason? 954 00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:22,585 No. Humans spend their entire life wondering, 955 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,920 "Why are we here?" 956 00:50:23,955 --> 00:50:25,755 when in actuality, we're just a bunch of monkeys 957 00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,357 running around on a rock, 958 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:30,180 trying to have sex with each other and not get blown up. 959 00:50:30,828 --> 00:50:32,829 So you don't think anything happens after you die? 960 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,017 No, it does. 961 00:50:35,053 --> 00:50:37,055 It just doesn't involve me. 962 00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:38,634 With an attitude like that, 963 00:50:38,669 --> 00:50:41,471 I know why you wouldn't wanna stay alive. 964 00:50:41,506 --> 00:50:43,306 Hilarious. 965 00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:46,075 So if you're an atheist, I mean, why do you wanna die? 966 00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:47,610 What's the difference? 967 00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:50,747 Like most people, they get something after all this. 968 00:50:51,063 --> 00:50:53,263 As far as you're concerned, this is it. 969 00:50:54,219 --> 00:50:57,828 Why would you wanna give up the one thing you'll ever have? 970 00:50:58,289 --> 00:51:01,257 I just don't think it's all that great. 971 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:04,961 So will you tell me why then? 972 00:51:04,996 --> 00:51:06,863 Tell you what? 973 00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:08,735 Why you wanna do it. 974 00:51:09,263 --> 00:51:11,547 Why do you need to know so badly? 975 00:51:12,164 --> 00:51:13,571 I don't know. 976 00:51:14,137 --> 00:51:17,148 I guess I just want to. 977 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:20,209 ♪♪ [calm] 978 00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:24,547 I don't know how to explain it. 979 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:26,115 Try. 980 00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:35,857 Okay. [clears throat] 981 00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:39,662 You know, there's like those moments in life 982 00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:43,366 that you'll always remember because you were so, so happy 983 00:51:43,401 --> 00:51:46,002 you couldn't forget it if you tried? 984 00:51:46,037 --> 00:51:47,603 Yeah. 985 00:51:49,841 --> 00:51:51,707 I've never had one of those. 986 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:53,342 I've never felt that. 987 00:51:53,377 --> 00:51:54,844 What about when you were a kid? 988 00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:56,704 I mean, I smiled. 989 00:51:57,315 --> 00:52:00,251 I went through the motions. I looked happy. 990 00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:04,720 But... nothing on the inside. 991 00:52:06,858 --> 00:52:08,124 Wait here. 992 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:21,137 ♪♪ [slow guitar] 993 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:28,111 You know, when I was a kid, and I'd get sad, 994 00:52:28,293 --> 00:52:32,295 my mom would throw on a record and make me dance with her. 995 00:52:32,331 --> 00:52:33,930 May I? 996 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:40,823 ♪ I don't know where you've been ♪ 997 00:52:44,228 --> 00:52:45,361 ♪ Someplace ♪ 998 00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:48,344 What is this song? I like it. 999 00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:51,267 I don't know. It's your record. 1000 00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,006 How do you feel right now? 1001 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,399 Right now? 1002 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,110 You still feel shitty? 1003 00:53:01,913 --> 00:53:03,613 I feel... 1004 00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:04,766 less shitty. 1005 00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:07,883 Less shitty is good. 1006 00:53:29,842 --> 00:53:35,112 ♪ The songs I'd written for you ♪ 1007 00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:42,918 ♪ 'Cause time and distance won't play ♪ 1008 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:50,726 ♪ The sentiment that is true ♪ 1009 00:53:54,265 --> 00:53:57,667 ♪ My old flame ♪ 1010 00:53:57,702 --> 00:54:01,003 ♪ Don't put me out with your tears ♪ 1011 00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:03,672 No! No, no, no, no! 1012 00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:05,408 I'm gonna throw you in the pool. 1013 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:07,009 You're going, you're going. 1014 00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:08,310 Stop! 1015 00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:15,696 You asshole! 1016 00:54:15,828 --> 00:54:17,161 [laughs] 1017 00:54:17,321 --> 00:54:18,727 Oh, I knew it. 1018 00:54:19,151 --> 00:54:20,454 I knew it. 1019 00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:23,025 Trust my instincts. 1020 00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:24,794 No, not again. 1021 00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:26,395 [laughing] 1022 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:30,766 ♪♪ [calm] 1023 00:54:35,072 --> 00:54:36,405 [distant dog barking] 1024 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,874 [doorbell rings] 1025 00:54:38,909 --> 00:54:39,976 Did you hear that? 1026 00:54:40,011 --> 00:54:41,055 What? 1027 00:54:42,013 --> 00:54:43,445 [doorbell rings] 1028 00:54:48,237 --> 00:54:50,137 Officers. 1029 00:54:50,173 --> 00:54:51,687 Sir, we've received a noise complaint 1030 00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:53,823 from some of your neighbors. 1031 00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:55,324 Yelling, loud music. 1032 00:54:55,359 --> 00:54:58,227 Yeah, I just, uh... 1033 00:54:58,262 --> 00:54:59,962 Sir, is everything okay? 1034 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:01,897 Yeah, everything... 1035 00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:05,401 I also noticed some spray paint on the sensor on your gate. 1036 00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:07,719 Looks like it may have been forced open. 1037 00:55:08,439 --> 00:55:10,439 We've been meaning to fix it. 1038 00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,007 Is there someone there with you? 1039 00:55:16,047 --> 00:55:18,381 Yeah, there's someone here. 1040 00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:20,916 Honey, is everything okay? 1041 00:55:20,951 --> 00:55:23,119 Ma'am, there's been a noise complaint. 1042 00:55:23,751 --> 00:55:26,102 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 1043 00:55:26,164 --> 00:55:28,566 You know what? It is our one-year anniversary. 1044 00:55:28,602 --> 00:55:32,235 We got a little carried away with the wine and the music. 1045 00:55:32,595 --> 00:55:34,128 I promise we'll keep it down. 1046 00:55:34,266 --> 00:55:35,431 I know you guys are just doing your job, 1047 00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:37,633 and I really appreciate-- we really appreciate-- 1048 00:55:37,777 --> 00:55:40,611 you coming out and letting us know. 1049 00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:45,321 You know... 1050 00:55:46,274 --> 00:55:49,544 some of the neighbors around here are a little uptight, 1051 00:55:50,048 --> 00:55:52,014 so we appreciate your understanding. 1052 00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:53,716 - I know, I know. - Yeah. 1053 00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:55,584 - Thank you, guys. - Thank you. 1054 00:55:55,619 --> 00:55:57,119 And please be safe tonight. 1055 00:55:57,154 --> 00:55:58,120 - All right. - All right. 1056 00:55:58,155 --> 00:55:59,221 Happy anniversary, guys. 1057 00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:00,923 Thank you, thank you. 1058 00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:05,428 Holy shit! Did you see their faces? 1059 00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:06,996 I mean, I froze. 1060 00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:08,509 How did you do that? 1061 00:56:10,182 --> 00:56:12,790 You know this doesn't change anything, don't you? 1062 00:56:14,630 --> 00:56:15,863 Doesn't it? 1063 00:56:18,529 --> 00:56:19,540 No. 1064 00:56:23,614 --> 00:56:25,247 I think you're wrong. 1065 00:56:25,282 --> 00:56:27,183 - Harry... - I do, I do. 1066 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:28,551 I think you're making a mistake. 1067 00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,907 I think you could be happy. 1068 00:56:31,798 --> 00:56:32,888 Jesus Christ! 1069 00:56:32,938 --> 00:56:35,524 You told me all I had to do was have dinner with you! 1070 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:36,692 You said that was it! 1071 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,194 Yeah, well, I changed my mind. 1072 00:56:38,229 --> 00:56:39,829 - You changed your mind? - Yes! 1073 00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:41,564 - It doesn't work like that! - Why not? 1074 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,799 Because this is my life, Harry! 1075 00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:45,901 And I decide if I fucking wanna be a part of it or not! 1076 00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:47,603 Well, I don't think you wanna do this! 1077 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:50,706 Well, I don't think you fucking know me at all! 1078 00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:53,876 [ringtone] 1079 00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:56,946 [ringtone] 1080 00:56:56,981 --> 00:56:58,407 Peter! 1081 00:56:59,196 --> 00:57:01,726 No, I'm sorry. Please don't yell. 1082 00:57:02,454 --> 00:57:05,020 Hold on, hold on. I'm going outside. Hold on. 1083 00:57:05,086 --> 00:57:07,120 [door opens] 1084 00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:09,758 [door closes] 1085 00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:16,064 ♪♪ [somber] 1086 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:58,374 [engine starts] 1087 00:57:58,409 --> 00:57:59,409 Wait, wait! 1088 00:57:59,659 --> 00:58:01,336 What are you doing? 1089 00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:03,379 Why are you leaving? 1090 00:58:03,414 --> 00:58:05,214 Just because you wanna kill yourself 1091 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:07,349 doesn't mean you should jump in front of someone else's car. 1092 00:58:07,384 --> 00:58:09,418 I don't want that on my conscience the rest of my life. 1093 00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:11,287 Well, where are you going? 1094 00:58:11,322 --> 00:58:12,790 Where am I going? 1095 00:58:13,363 --> 00:58:14,457 I'm leaving, Daisy. 1096 00:58:14,493 --> 00:58:15,991 I'm doing what you asked me to do. 1097 00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:17,660 But why? I don't understand. 1098 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:20,055 Are you actually this crazy? You wanted me to go. 1099 00:58:20,134 --> 00:58:21,699 What, do you want me to stay? 1100 00:58:21,735 --> 00:58:24,166 No! No. 1101 00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:26,168 What the fuck do you want? 1102 00:58:27,516 --> 00:58:29,855 God, you're such a fucking asshole. 1103 00:58:29,891 --> 00:58:32,415 I wanted to be dead! That's what I fucking wanted! 1104 00:58:32,451 --> 00:58:34,790 Well, I'm not stopping you anymore, am I? 1105 00:58:35,368 --> 00:58:36,445 Fuck you, Harry! 1106 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,280 Yeah, good luck! Hope you cut vertically! 1107 00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:40,583 Go! Go! 1108 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:42,618 Fucking go! 1109 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,156 Shit! 1110 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,157 [sobs] 1111 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:53,896 Oh, you fucking idiot. 1112 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:56,384 This is why you don't go and help people. 1113 00:58:56,806 --> 00:58:59,707 [heavy breathing] 1114 00:59:01,472 --> 00:59:04,873 ♪♪ 1115 00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:10,713 ♪ Your hair, your lips ♪ 1116 00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:13,249 ♪ Things I'm gonna miss ♪ 1117 00:59:13,284 --> 00:59:14,783 ♪ Dear God ♪ 1118 00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:17,319 Ah, fuck it. I don't need this shit in my life. 1119 00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:20,356 I don't need her. I don't need my cousin. 1120 00:59:20,391 --> 00:59:22,724 I don't need anyone. 1121 00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:25,528 I'm a fucking Lone Ranger. 1122 00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:29,565 ♪ And the days and the days and the days and the days ♪ 1123 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:32,067 ♪ But I ♪ 1124 00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:34,637 ♪ I never meant to make you cry ♪ 1125 00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:37,473 ♪ And I tried ♪ 1126 00:59:37,508 --> 00:59:40,676 ♪ To give you every bit of my ♪ 1127 00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:42,845 ♪ Heart ♪ 1128 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,614 ♪ But we tore each other apart ♪ 1129 00:59:45,649 --> 00:59:48,317 ♪ You wanted time ♪ 1130 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:51,153 ♪ It's better now we say goodbye ♪ 1131 00:59:56,493 --> 00:59:59,094 ♪ I know your telephone calls ♪ 1132 00:59:59,129 --> 01:00:01,564 ♪ They always felt so long ♪ 1133 01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:03,499 ♪ I tried to pick you up ♪ 1134 01:00:03,534 --> 01:00:04,900 I don't fucking care. 1135 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:07,236 ♪ Baby, you brought me down ♪ 1136 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:10,105 ♪ And I can't be your crutch ♪ 1137 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,541 ♪ Gave you way too much ♪ 1138 01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:14,610 Who cares? 1139 01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:18,080 You're not my fucking problem. 1140 01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:20,883 Fuck her. Fuck! 1141 01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:23,752 ♪ I never meant to make you cry ♪ 1142 01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:26,422 ♪ And I tried ♪ 1143 01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:29,358 ♪ To give you every bit of my ♪ 1144 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,594 ♪ Heart ♪ 1145 01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:33,929 - ♪ We tore each other apart ♪ - Come on, come on. 1146 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:35,898 Shit! Don't do it. Don't do it, Daisy. 1147 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,666 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 1148 01:00:37,701 --> 01:00:39,468 ♪ Better now we say goodbye ♪ 1149 01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:42,171 ♪ It's better now we say goodbye ♪ 1150 01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:44,440 ♪ It's better now we say goodbye ♪ 1151 01:00:44,475 --> 01:00:45,641 - [tires screeching] - Shit! 1152 01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:48,076 [engine revs] 1153 01:00:57,254 --> 01:00:58,687 Daisy! 1154 01:01:08,732 --> 01:01:10,232 Daisy! 1155 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,068 Daisy! Daisy! 1156 01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:21,076 Fuck. 1157 01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:41,797 Daisy? Daisy! 1158 01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:43,965 Fuck. 1159 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:51,473 Daisy! Come on. 1160 01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:54,476 Daisy? Come on, Daisy. 1161 01:01:55,646 --> 01:01:57,246 Fuck! 1162 01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:59,181 Hey, Daisy! 1163 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,716 Come on. 1164 01:02:00,751 --> 01:02:03,052 - HARRY: Like I said... - Fuck! 1165 01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:05,887 ...some decisions can be life-changing. 1166 01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:10,859 [coughing] 1167 01:02:11,795 --> 01:02:13,495 Daisy? There you go. 1168 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:15,433 Come on, there you go. 1169 01:02:15,469 --> 01:02:18,233 - Come on. - [gasping] 1170 01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:19,435 Daisy? 1171 01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:21,293 What the fuck, man? 1172 01:02:21,329 --> 01:02:24,406 Why don't you just let me die? 1173 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,274 I don't know. 1174 01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:39,521 Thanks. 1175 01:02:50,968 --> 01:02:53,335 Why do you like me? 1176 01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:56,977 I have no idea. 1177 01:02:58,509 --> 01:03:01,680 You don't have any marbles left in your head. 1178 01:03:02,169 --> 01:03:03,970 Neither do you. 1179 01:03:04,248 --> 01:03:05,781 You're the one who told a suicidal chick 1180 01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:08,350 another way she could commit suicide. 1181 01:03:10,122 --> 01:03:12,009 Well, then I guess we're both marble-less. 1182 01:03:24,319 --> 01:03:25,719 Where you going? 1183 01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:28,157 I'm letting you sleep. 1184 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:30,368 Why? 1185 01:03:30,975 --> 01:03:33,675 'Cause it looks like you're falling asleep. 1186 01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:38,814 Wait. 1187 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:44,680 Can you stay? 1188 01:03:44,973 --> 01:03:45,973 Stay? 1189 01:03:47,892 --> 01:03:49,058 In here? 1190 01:03:49,632 --> 01:03:50,634 Yeah. 1191 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,516 Can we just sleep? 1192 01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:58,834 Yeah. 1193 01:04:02,706 --> 01:04:08,343 ♪♪ [calm] 1194 01:04:31,335 --> 01:04:32,934 [sighs] 1195 01:04:34,771 --> 01:04:36,087 Harry. 1196 01:04:37,441 --> 01:04:38,540 Harry. 1197 01:04:39,349 --> 01:04:41,416 - Harry! - Hmm? 1198 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:43,879 I can't sleep. 1199 01:04:47,684 --> 01:04:49,951 What do you wanna do? 1200 01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:55,969 You know earlier when I said I've never really felt happy? 1201 01:04:57,394 --> 01:05:01,016 I lied. I did. I felt happy one time. 1202 01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:05,067 When I was a kid, there was this girl named Shelby, 1203 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:08,170 who used to get bullied by these two asshole girls. 1204 01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:09,972 And one day, they were yelling at her 1205 01:05:10,634 --> 01:05:13,208 and calling her names, and so I ran over, 1206 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,377 and I grabbed them both by their ponytails, 1207 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,646 and I shoved their faces in the sand. 1208 01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:20,751 And they ran away crying and screaming for the teacher. 1209 01:05:21,087 --> 01:05:22,384 That's what made you happy? 1210 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,353 - Yeah. - That's fucked up. 1211 01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:26,673 I know, I know. 1212 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:29,219 Was Shelby grateful? 1213 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:30,959 Not really, no. 1214 01:05:30,994 --> 01:05:34,062 She ended up ratting me out later. 1215 01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,297 - Really? - Yeah. 1216 01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:36,765 Wasn't that a dick move? 1217 01:05:37,657 --> 01:05:38,834 Fucking Shelby. 1218 01:05:38,869 --> 01:05:40,446 Fucking Shelby's right. 1219 01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:44,539 ♪♪ [jazz piano] 1220 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:47,042 How are you so sure I won't do it again? 1221 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,743 Back door was locked. 1222 01:05:50,782 --> 01:05:52,114 What? 1223 01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:54,750 When I got back, the door was locked, 1224 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,418 like you wanted me to find you. 1225 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,654 [chuckles] 1226 01:05:58,689 --> 01:06:00,689 That's ridiculous. 1227 01:06:02,339 --> 01:06:03,372 Maybe. 1228 01:06:10,033 --> 01:06:13,401 Are you sure you want a crazy girl like me? 1229 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:16,271 Not really. 1230 01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:42,564 ♪ I met a girl with a lip tattoo ♪ 1231 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:46,301 ♪ She looks skinny as a rail in her high-heel shoes ♪ 1232 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:48,704 ♪ She's got a spot above Webster Hall ♪ 1233 01:06:48,739 --> 01:06:53,175 ♪ Gonna run this town with her hair up in a ball ♪ 1234 01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:56,644 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1235 01:06:57,948 --> 01:07:00,716 ♪ Just a small-town girl, USA ♪ 1236 01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:02,451 ♪ Hell, her daddy's bagging groceries ♪ 1237 01:07:02,486 --> 01:07:04,419 ♪ Living day by day ♪ 1238 01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:06,688 ♪ And I know she knows it ain't her place ♪ 1239 01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:10,258 ♪ But she's tired of that living and the same clichés ♪ 1240 01:07:10,293 --> 01:07:13,028 ♪ So she the first to hold a degree ♪ 1241 01:07:13,063 --> 01:07:16,698 ♪ While her mama's waiting tables down at Ruby Tuesday ♪ 1242 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:19,001 ♪ But I ain't saying that at all like it's mean ♪ 1243 01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:20,969 ♪ 'Cause her mama probably taught the girl ♪ 1244 01:07:21,004 --> 01:07:23,805 ♪ Damn near everything ♪ 1245 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,274 I'm still mad you saved me. 1246 01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:30,478 I know. 1247 01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:49,297 [distant dog barks] 1248 01:07:54,037 --> 01:07:57,739 ♪♪ [calm] 1249 01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,713 ♪♪ [spirited] 1250 01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:16,425 - CYNTHIA: Oh, my God! - Oh, fuck! 1251 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,293 Here, take these. Please don't rape me. 1252 01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:20,028 What the fuck you talking about, lady? 1253 01:08:20,063 --> 01:08:21,196 PETER: Who are you? This is my house. 1254 01:08:21,231 --> 01:08:22,998 How'd you get in here? 1255 01:08:23,033 --> 01:08:24,866 DAISY: Peter. HARRY: This is Peter? 1256 01:08:24,901 --> 01:08:27,169 Daisy? What are you doing here? 1257 01:08:27,204 --> 01:08:28,637 Peter, I'm sorry. 1258 01:08:28,672 --> 01:08:30,172 Hey, look, you can't just show up like this. 1259 01:08:30,207 --> 01:08:32,140 We told you. We could have you arrested. 1260 01:08:32,175 --> 01:08:34,009 I know. I'm sorry. I freaked out. 1261 01:08:34,044 --> 01:08:35,343 I'm gonna call the police. 1262 01:08:35,378 --> 01:08:37,045 Okay, what the fuck's going on? 1263 01:08:37,445 --> 01:08:40,313 I mean, first with the voicemails and-- 1264 01:08:40,349 --> 01:08:42,016 What is this? 1265 01:08:42,106 --> 01:08:44,203 Did she tell you that she lives here? 1266 01:08:44,654 --> 01:08:47,255 Oh, my God. That is rich! 1267 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:50,192 This is like a new level of insanity for you! 1268 01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:51,793 Are those my lobster shorts? 1269 01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:54,629 Don't touch me, Cynthia! Don't you ever fucking touch me. 1270 01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:56,298 Sweetheart, I think you should get some help. 1271 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:59,000 - Back off. - Baby, don't. She's crazy. 1272 01:08:59,035 --> 01:09:02,204 What the fuck? Have you been going through our mail? 1273 01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:04,339 - I can't believe this. - OPERATOR: 911. 1274 01:09:04,374 --> 01:09:05,507 I'm calling to report a home invasion. 1275 01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:06,808 No one's calling the cops, buddy. 1276 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:09,511 - The address is-- - Shut the fuck up. 1277 01:09:10,763 --> 01:09:12,421 Daisy, you don't live here? 1278 01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:14,483 I used to. 1279 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:16,885 No, that was over a year ago, you psycho. 1280 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,587 You belong in an institution. 1281 01:09:18,622 --> 01:09:20,255 And then Peter fucked my best friend, 1282 01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:21,823 and here they are, all pregnant and happy 1283 01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:23,425 and living their perfect little life together, 1284 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,360 like nothing fucking happened. 1285 01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:27,495 - Her? - Yes. 1286 01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:30,499 I said I was sorry. 1287 01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:32,701 That's not what happened at all, okay? Look. 1288 01:09:32,736 --> 01:09:34,903 You and I were never gonna work because of you. 1289 01:09:34,938 --> 01:09:36,338 Okay? Your mental issues. 1290 01:09:36,373 --> 01:09:39,174 This has got nothing to do with Cynthia and I. 1291 01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:41,076 Hey, man, I don't know who you are, 1292 01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:43,945 but every guy deserves to know that this girl is crazy. 1293 01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:47,048 All right? She is not well, she's dangerous, and... 1294 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:48,850 I suggest that you run, all right? 1295 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:50,852 Run while you can. Trust me! 1296 01:09:50,887 --> 01:09:52,187 Do you have a home phone? 1297 01:09:52,222 --> 01:09:53,455 What? 1298 01:09:53,490 --> 01:09:56,057 - Do you have a home phone? - No. 1299 01:09:57,546 --> 01:09:58,827 - Gimme your phone. - No. 1300 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:00,629 Gimme your fucking cell! 1301 01:10:01,218 --> 01:10:03,198 - It's okay, baby. - Here's what's gonna happen. 1302 01:10:03,945 --> 01:10:04,799 We're gonna leave, 1303 01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:05,901 your wife's pregnant, 1304 01:10:05,936 --> 01:10:07,569 and you drive a hybrid. 1305 01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:09,404 - Hey! - [grinding] 1306 01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,359 So I don't think we're gonna have any trouble. 1307 01:10:12,195 --> 01:10:15,143 - Wait. You wanna say anything? - What? 1308 01:10:15,178 --> 01:10:16,778 Daisy, these people ruined your life. 1309 01:10:17,344 --> 01:10:18,828 Do you wanna say anything to them? 1310 01:10:21,284 --> 01:10:22,784 It's okay. 1311 01:10:27,023 --> 01:10:28,437 Cynthia... 1312 01:10:28,879 --> 01:10:31,148 I trusted you. You were my best friend. 1313 01:10:31,184 --> 01:10:33,060 I told you every little thing in my life. 1314 01:10:33,096 --> 01:10:36,171 I was there every time you got your heart broken. 1315 01:10:36,687 --> 01:10:38,800 I helped you get your clit ring out when it was stuck, dude. 1316 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:41,913 I told you not to get that. It was nasty and stupid. 1317 01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:45,574 And, Peter, you broke my heart, man. 1318 01:10:45,609 --> 01:10:48,243 You ripped it into a million fucking pieces, 1319 01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:49,644 and I hate you for it, I do. 1320 01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:51,846 I look at you, and I feel physically ill, 1321 01:10:51,881 --> 01:10:54,883 wondering how I ever had sex with you. 1322 01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,384 I don't love you. 1323 01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:58,587 I fucking hate both of you. 1324 01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:01,356 You know what? Fuck you and fuck you! 1325 01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:03,592 And fuck your stupid house, okay? 1326 01:11:03,627 --> 01:11:06,281 It's boring and poorly decorated. 1327 01:11:07,130 --> 01:11:09,130 And fuck your baby. 1328 01:11:09,165 --> 01:11:10,898 I hope he comes out retarded. 1329 01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:13,535 I don't think she meant that last part. 1330 01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:15,703 [Daisy laughs and groans] 1331 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:19,674 Ah! I hate this stupid house. 1332 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,410 No one even plays the piano! 1333 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:29,150 [no audible dialogue] 1334 01:11:29,185 --> 01:11:33,054 ♪♪ [calm] 1335 01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:45,288 I'm honestly not feeling super-stoked about lying to you, 1336 01:11:45,329 --> 01:11:47,067 so I'm sorry. 1337 01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:49,663 I broke into their house too, so I can't judge. 1338 01:11:50,687 --> 01:11:54,075 I wonder who would win in a who's more fucked-up contest. 1339 01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:55,977 You, by a landslide. 1340 01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:58,579 Yeah, no argument here. 1341 01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,650 Welcome to my humble abode. 1342 01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:02,817 Ah. 1343 01:12:06,323 --> 01:12:08,140 Oh, my God. 1344 01:12:08,521 --> 01:12:11,522 ♪♪ 1345 01:12:13,797 --> 01:12:16,331 People in this town are fucking animals. 1346 01:12:16,366 --> 01:12:18,333 [laughs] 1347 01:12:19,736 --> 01:12:21,970 Well, you hungry? I'll make you breakfast. 1348 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:24,139 Why are you always trying to feed me? 1349 01:12:24,174 --> 01:12:26,441 I'll put extra salt in it. You'll love it. 1350 01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:27,876 HARRY: I guess in the end, 1351 01:12:27,911 --> 01:12:30,945 life is just a summary of choices you make, 1352 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:33,515 and every day is an opportunity to decide 1353 01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:35,750 what you want it to be. 1354 01:12:38,788 --> 01:12:41,856 ♪ I told the people I'm closest to ♪ 1355 01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:45,126 ♪ She's my favorite way just to smile more ♪ 1356 01:12:45,161 --> 01:12:50,198 ♪ I'm able to call her mine, and I'm lucky to have her ♪ 1357 01:12:50,233 --> 01:12:52,834 ♪ She knows what I'm going for ♪ 1358 01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:58,473 ♪ I can't help but feeling inspired ♪ 1359 01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:05,380 ♪ So much so I just can't keep quiet ♪ 1360 01:13:05,415 --> 01:13:08,282 ♪ Outright, unequal ♪ 1361 01:13:12,122 --> 01:13:14,823 ♪ I'm afraid to leave her alone ♪ 1362 01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:18,793 ♪ But who said be the change you are looking for ♪ 1363 01:13:18,828 --> 01:13:23,064 ♪ You said everybody is on their own ♪ 1364 01:13:23,099 --> 01:13:26,668 ♪ And that's the way that they come and go ♪ 1365 01:13:26,703 --> 01:13:29,804 ♪ I hate to think that I'm going away ♪ 1366 01:13:29,839 --> 01:13:33,308 ♪ I never had respect for my proper home ♪ 1367 01:13:33,343 --> 01:13:36,845 ♪ So I never thought I was gonna stay ♪ 1368 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:40,715 ♪ But I never dreamed I'd have to roam ♪ 1369 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:46,687 ♪ I can't help but feeling inspired ♪ 1370 01:13:48,124 --> 01:13:53,428 ♪ So much so I just can't keep quiet ♪ 1371 01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:57,165 ♪ Outright, unequal ♪ 1372 01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:05,440 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1373 01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:08,109 ♪ Oh ♪ 95653