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-Take aim!
-Take aim!
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-Fire!
-Fire!
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Unprecedented, historic casualties.
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More Americans died
in the so-called Civil War
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than in the two World Wars combined.
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Six-hundred and eighteen thousand.
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Although the popular media
usually portrays the Civil War
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as a series of epic battles
for honor and glory,
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the reality is far from either.
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General Sherman's march
through South Carolina alone
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cost over 8,000 innocent Southerners
their lives.
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Yep.
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Sparing no women or children,
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Sherman reduced the city of Columbia
to ashes overnight,
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so while you're on spring break
next week down in Florida,
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you might better understand
why so many Southerners
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still are angry at the North
and their rampage of death and destruction.
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l get it.
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Their fashion might be
a little bit out of date.
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-Nelson.
-Rest assured, one day in the future,
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your grandkids will be laughing
at photos of you.
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Shit.
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All right, all right, settle down.
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One of the big problems
for the Southerners...
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Fucking piece of shit! God damn it!
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-Nelson!
-lt's jammed, sir.
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-What's going on?
-Oh, God.
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Have a nice break. See you in two weeks.
You, you, you.
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Stay!
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lt's about respect, gentlemen.
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Respect for me,
respect for the subject matter,
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but most of all, respect for yourselves.
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Papers like this,
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"General Sherman: A Total Badass,"
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ain't going to cut it.
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Your antics today clearly demonstrated
how serious you are about your studies.
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You, Anderson,
you missed class yesterday.
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Actually, l didn't miss it at all.
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You think this is very funny, eh?
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This university won't miss any of you
next semester,
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when you're expelled.
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That is, unless you all turn in
three new term papers
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by, let's say, the end of spring break.
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Let me remind you of an old saying.
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"Those who don't learn from history
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"are doomed to repeat it."
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Gentlemen, the party's over.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah! Yes!
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Vilano Beach, Palm Beach, Palm Coast.
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-Daytona!
-Shut the fuck up.
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-How much farther are we?
-l don't know. lt's not even that bad.
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lt's only, like,
another eight hours till Florida.
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So dump the fucking map.
l'll find us a shortcut.
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Dude, this is so nice, man.
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Why do we even want to go to Florida?
We should just stay right here.
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Have you guys taken a moment
to look around you? Look at this place!
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Yeah. lt's fucking awesome.
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l love the smell of cow shit in the morning.
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-Take it all in, boys. Sniff it.
-All right, all right, all right.
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l know what l'm gonna write
my term paper on.
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"Cow Shit of the South:
The Smell of Victory."
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Dudes!
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The whole point was getting away
from history class.
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-What is that?
-Oh, my God!
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Fuck! What the fuck is this?
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Who is this guy?
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What the fuck? That was my armadillo.
We've been tracking that all day.
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-You totally wasted it.
-l'm sorry, man. l didn't see it.
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lt was like it fell out of the sky, dude,
l swear.
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Tell you what. lf, you know...
lf you give me and Dr. Mambo here a lift,
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-you know, we'll totally call it even.
-Dr. Mambo?
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-Where you guys heading?
-South. Daytona Beach.
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Awesome! Awesome!
Let me get my pack, dude.
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Yeah, hop in, man. Go.
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Face!
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The way l see it,
if we drive through the night,
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we'll be quaffing beers by noon
and boffing chicks by 5:00.
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And pushing up daisies by midnight.
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Go, banjo boy, go!
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All right!
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Whoa.
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Holy...
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-Fucking...
-Shit.
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-God, man. l could drink her bath water.
-Dude, l'd eat the peanuts out of her shit.
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She's not your type, dawg. Trust me.
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Dude, if she has a pulse, she's my type.
Watch and learn.
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Hey, man.
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What's up, dude?
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Not much.
Just going on a road trip with the ladies.
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-Where are you guys heading?
-Daytona Beach.
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My brother's got a beach house.
On the beach.
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-Yeah. Must be fate.
-Must be. We're headed there mañana.
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Cool. Well, l was thinking that...
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We should all hook up
when you guys hit town.
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-You got a number, hon?
-Yeah. Sure.
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You wouldn't happen
to have a pen or paper?
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Who needs paper?
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You know what, ma'am?
l couldn't agree with you more.
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-So, what's your name, cowboy?
Anderson.
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Whenever you're finished,
you can come up for air,
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Anderson.
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And what is your name?
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l'll tell you.
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lf l call.
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-Later, boys.
-On the beach.
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Was that a score? l can't really say.
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She'll call. She wants the house.
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Okay. We're in Deliverance country now,
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so unless you're into squealing
like Porky Pig's love bitch, Nelson,
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-we need a shortcut.
-You guys have no faith, man. Let's go.
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Nice overalls, dude.
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Pushing up daisies by midnight.
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Yep. Yep, we're lost. Yep.
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Great. Anderson, you got the map?
Of course you don't.
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-lt's in the trunk.
-Trunk? Yeah.
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Way to stay up with me, guys.
l gotta do all the driving while they...
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lt's midnight, boy!
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Man, shut up! Hey, hey, hey!
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lt's just a dream.
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Dream, whatever. Where the fuck are we?
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You took a shortcut, didn't you, Nelson?
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Hey, look. l tried to wake
you two douchebags, all right?
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This is your fault, too. Kind of.
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-Our fault?
-Yeah. l mean, no.
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-Guys, look, sign, all right? Detour sign.
-Enough. Enough. Get out of the front seat.
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Come on. Get out. Get out.
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-l'm driving. That's it. That's it.
-Fine, you drive.
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Shit.
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-Later!
-Shit! Wait up!
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Assmunches.
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-Get him.
-Hey!
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-l can't reach him.
-You cinched my sack. Bitch!
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l just want to go to the beach!
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This isn't a real detour.
Where the hell are we?
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Whoa.
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Check it out.
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Looks like it's abandoned.
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What the hell is that?
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This place is like a ghost town.
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Welcome to Pleasant Valley.
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Well, don't be a wet ding-dong, fellas.
Buckman's the name.
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Mayor's my game.
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Now, why don't y'all here
give us a big howdy-do?
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Anderson Lee. Nice to meet you, sir.
My two partners here go by...
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Lee? Lee. Anderson Lee.
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My, my, my, what a beautiful surname you...
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-Y'all ain't from the South now, are you?
-Born and raised, sir.
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Lived in South Carolina till freshman year.
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Then you crossed over to the other side,
l see.
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Well, well, we might just save you yet.
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You see, y'all arrived just in time
to be our honored guests
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at the Guts 'n Glory Jubilee!
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Dude, l say we get the hell out of Dodge.
Like, my brother's waiting on us, bro.
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Well, good morning, Miss Peaches.
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lf l supply the peaches, do you think
you boys could supply the cream?
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-We're staying.
At least for five minutes.
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Well, looky here.
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Appears we got more guests
fresh on the way.
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-What?
-The pussy wagon's here.
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Well, don't that beat all?
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You all the prettiest damn Yanks
l ever seen.
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Jesus Christ, it's Toontown.
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Toony Town? Son, this is Pleasant Valley,
and for the next two days,
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there's gonna be nothing
but dancing and games,
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and best of all,
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a mouth-watering barbecue.
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Let me guess. Detour sign?
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-Detour sign. What do you think?
-l'm game for anything.
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Tell you what. You stay, we'll stay.
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Cool.
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Judas Priest.
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We got ourselves two more Yanks
for the jubilee.
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What the hell kind of detour was that?
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-And a negro and Chinaman to boot.
-That's Chinawoman.
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And what a woman!
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Well, don't just stand around, folks!
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Granny's got rooms waiting on you
at the hotel.
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Come on! Come on!
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Welcome to Granny Boone's hotel.
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What's up?
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l don't think so, Amos.
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-l'm Hestor.
And l'm Glendora.
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Granny Boone said we're supposed
to show you to your rooms.
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You girls want to burn some blunts?
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You know, spleef?
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Reefer?
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You two are so lucky you're hotties.
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-Anymore luggage, boy?
-Boy?
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Ain't y'all motherfucks ever heard
of the civil rights movement?
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ls that anything like a bowel movement?
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-What, are you out of your fucking mind?
-Kick back, hon.
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Granny Boone done wash out
some fresh sheets for you.
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Guess you people aren't wearing
those things anymore, huh?
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Tell me, where do black folks
hang out around here?
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From off that tree
down there yonder, usually.
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You want to get down, huh? All right.
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Chill, baby. l don't think our bell-hick
is playing with a full deck here.
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Granny Boone say we gotta please
all of our festival guests.
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Even you.
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Well, we wouldn't want to piss
old Granny Boone off now, would we?
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All right, then, that's more like it.
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Now, remember,
dinner is at 7:00 p.m. sharp.
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-And Granny Boone, she hates tardiness.
-Well, then y'all best leave us to prepare.
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Okay, then.
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l bid you adieu.
That's German for "l'll see you later."
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Shit we gotta go through for a free meal.
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Come on, Malcolm. A little old-fashioned
hospitality might be fun.
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-Fuck old-fashioned hospitality.
-l'd rather fuck you.
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Shit.
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This sure is a fine reenactment setup
they've got going here.
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l ever tell you guys how much
l love Civil War tourist attractions?
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Don't y'all mind us none.
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Jezebel! Come here, you little mutton chop!
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-l say to hell with Daytona.
-l, sir, am in accordance.
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You know, l never knew you were Southern.
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l was raised by my Aunt Charlotte.
She was old-school Southern.
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She taught me to open the door
for the ladies,
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say, "Yes, ma'am." "Why, no, ma'am."
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You sure unlearned that shit fast.
Right, Cory?
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lt's still in me, in the background.
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School's in session!
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My misguided spawn.
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Now, why in the hell
did you let them two devils
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in Pleasant Valley?
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Lord knows l don't cotton
to waiting on a darky,
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yet, however, in service to the festival...
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Well, it'll all be over soon.
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Looks like Miss Peaches done
snagged herself a Yankee boy already.
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l got my eye on that purty one
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with them long legs
leading up to them tender buttocks.
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Now, now, now.
You leave her to Harper, boy.
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That tasty dish don't stand a chance
once he walk up on her.
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Am l right or am l right?
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-Trouble
-Trouble
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-Came a-knocking
-Came a-knocking
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-Trouble
-Trouble
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-Came a-knocking
-Came a-knocking
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TroubIe
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ls this place a hoot or what?
240
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:09,350
Can you believe these hicks actually think
we're gonna sleep in separate beds?
241
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,145
Well, l say we hang,
grab whatever we can and blow.
242
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,106
The whole town orjust those frat boys?
243
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,233
-Don't worry, Ricky, l'll save one for you.
-Yeah, right.
244
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,526
Hey, what about saving one for me?
245
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,697
Now, which one would that be?
Perhaps Mr. "l'll stay if you stay"?
246
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,372
-Hey, handsome.
-Hello, everybody.
247
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:35,001
On behalf of our little town,
l'm here to welcome y'all
248
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:39,505
-and invite you to take in some of our sites.
-l'll wrestle you for him.
249
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,717
-What's that?
-Nothing. Just ignore him.
250
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,512
Dang, Jethro. You got some muscles there.
251
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,223
lt's Harper, ma'am. Harper Alexander.
252
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,059
l'm Kat, as in "pussy."
253
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:58,524
-This is Joey, this is Ricky.
-Perhaps if Miss Pussycat is willing,
254
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:02,737
the sun sure looks mighty nice
reflecting on the lake right about now.
255
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,323
Miss Pussycat is more than willing.
256
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,909
Well, then, l guess l'll be seeing
you other fine folks at the festival.
257
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,244
lf you will.
258
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,581
Wait, Kat.
259
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,419
-lt's my good-luck dog tag.
-Don't do anything l wouldn't do.
260
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,172
ls there anything you wouldn't do?
261
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,424
Later, kitty cat.
262
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:37,271
-Welcome, welcome.
-Don't tell me. You must be Miss Boone.
263
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,316
-lt's a real pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
Allow me.
264
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,319
-Here you go, boys.
-Miss Boone, from the bottom of our hearts,
265
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,863
we thank you
for such fine accommodations.
266
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:50,159
Don't make me blush.
And that's Granny to you, sonny boy.
267
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,913
-Y'all like my ladies?
-Yes, ma'am.
268
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,540
Y'all ready for a good old time?
269
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,292
-Yes, ma'am.
-Yeah.
270
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:04,048
-So...
-Gosh, dang it. Kitty's getting away.
271
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,592
Come here, you stupid cat. Get over here.
272
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:09,929
-Why don't you gentlemen give him a hand?
-All right.
273
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,764
See you soon, boys.
274
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:15,226
ls this some hillbilly reality show
type of thing?
275
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,729
You know this is Georgia, Miss Pussycat.
276
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:24,110
Harper, try just calling me Kat.
Miss Pussy sounds so formal.
277
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:29,573
Well, Kat, how could one not but smile
whilst in the company
278
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:33,202
of such a beautiful Northern sophisticrat
like yourself.
279
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,331
You're either the most romantic guy
l've ever met,
280
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,251
or you're completely full of shit.
281
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,429
-Come here.
-Get back here, kitty.
282
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,431
-l ain't gonna hurt you!
-Come on, guys.
283
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,516
Come here, kitty. Come on.
284
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,937
My daddy proposed to my mama
right here on this spot.
285
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:04,150
My daddy proposed to my mom
in the back of a '69 Chevy.
286
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,235
'Course, that was before the troubles.
287
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,405
Before all that fire done burnt this spot
to the ground.
288
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,575
Feels like a fire right now.
289
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:17,037
You know, life always finds a way of
pushing itself up through death, Miss Kat.
290
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:21,375
Feels like something else is trying
to push its way through now, baby.
291
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,546
You like horses?
292
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,632
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
293
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,594
-Come here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
-Here, kitty.
294
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,430
-Come on. Come on, you little cat.
-Got him!
295
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,640
Once again, Anderson Lee
showing how to get pussy.
296
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,185
Thanks, mister. Name's Hucklebilly.
297
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,812
-Hey, what's up, Huckleberry?
-lt's Hucklebilly, dumbass.
298
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:45,733
-Damn. Feisty little fella.
-Y'all want to play a little game with me?
299
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:46,942
l don't know, Hucklebilly.
300
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:50,279
We got some ladies waiting for us,
if you know what l mean.
301
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,239
Yeah. Heck with it, then.
302
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,619
-Come on.
-The little kid has no one to play with.
303
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,079
Poor little circus clown.
304
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,792
So, how about that roll in the hay
you were talking about?
305
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:14,845
-Make me scream that rebel yell.
-Well, that, ma'am, l can guarantee.
306
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,473
You just lay right here, okay?
307
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,062
l didn't know my Southern gentleman
had a touch of kink in him.
308
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,857
lf a kink means a hunger for you, ma'am,
then that he does.
309
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,948
-Hey, look, dude. We're sorry.
-Leave me alone.
310
00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:38,452
Hey, we'll play a game with you, all right?
What do you got in mind?
311
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,704
-lt's called Kill the Kitty.
-Shit.
312
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,790
See, kitty's been bad.
313
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,418
Real bad. l'm gonna lynch her.
314
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,589
-And y'all can be the witnesses!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right.
315
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,967
What would your mother think
if you hurt that poor little kitty?
316
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,135
My mama?
317
00:25:55,762 --> 00:26:00,349
Mister, my mama give me a silver dollar
for every broke-neck pussy l bring home.
318
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,664
Harper, honey,
this isn't exactly what l had in mind.
319
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:28,502
Well, Miss Pussy,
it's exactly what l had in mind.
320
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:34,008
Now, l know you city folk think
us country boys naive in the ways of love,
321
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:37,845
but we ain't as innocent as you might think.
322
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:39,805
l mean,
323
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,685
l think this might be taking it
just a little too far.
324
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,772
Frankly, Miss Pussy, l don't give a damn.
325
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:15,799
l know it's not etiquette
to eat without everyone present,
326
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,968
but a little birdie advised me that
327
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:21,722
that purty friend of yours
is gonna be just a little bit tardy.
328
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,349
So let us pray.
329
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,393
Dear Lord,
330
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,396
we thank you for the food
we are about to eat
331
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:34,276
that makes us whole
in mind, body and soul.
332
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:35,861
Amen.
Amen.
333
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,446
Amen.
-Dig in.
334
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:41,867
l'm so hungry l could eat an entire goat
and not share a single hoof.
335
00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:44,411
-Huckleberry's got the munchies.
-Disgusting.
336
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,791
lt's Hucklebilly, pig breath.
Can't you Northern folks get nothing right?
337
00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:54,880
Miss Boone... Excuse me, Granny.
338
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,883
-You've simply outdone yourself.
-Thank you.
339
00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,135
-Hear, hear.
-Sure looks tasty.
340
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,638
-Speaking of tasty...
-This is great.
341
00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:05,432
...it appears that our Harper Alexander
342
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:10,062
has done gone and swept
your Miss Kitty Cat here off her feet.
343
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:11,772
Lucky bitch.
344
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,569
Guest or no guest,
l will not tolerate swearing at my table.
345
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,279
Just ignore him.
346
00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:22,157
Jealousy always gets in the way
of his manners.
347
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,327
-Jealousy?
-Kat always bags the fine guys first.
348
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,666
Just once, l wish she was the one
eating sloppy seconds.
349
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,818
May l offer you some fresh milk
with your pie?
350
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,155
l think... l think you just did. Yeah.
351
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,782
l'll keep my jug handy.
352
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,707
-Holy mother of God.
-Holy mother of God.
353
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,421
ls this seat taken, miss?
354
00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:20,090
What if l said it was?
355
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,552
Well, l guess l'd have to tell you
what a mistake you've made,
356
00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:26,263
and what an opportunity you've missed.
357
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:32,186
-And l guess l couldn't give you these.
-How romantic.
358
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:36,356
-You ever hear of a 60-second romance?
-No.
359
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,526
-Got a minute?
-l got all night.
360
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,542
You listen up careful now.
361
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,923
Harper done did his duty for the festival
with that Yankee filly.
362
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:05,469
Time's now come for you two to do yours.
363
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,554
Hey! You!
364
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,766
That's a mighty big noose
you got there for a cat.
365
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,143
Who says it's for a cat, jug head?
366
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,938
-Why, if you even think of hurting Jezebel...
-Shut your mouth now, Lester.
367
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,565
Leave that boy alone!
368
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:24,154
Been meaning to talk to you about Jezebel.
369
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:30,577
-ls this mutton chop at least a girlie?
-She's a woman to you, Daddy.
370
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:35,499
Now, if y'all excuse us. Come on, baby.
371
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,544
Now, Daddy.
Daddy, don't mind Lester none.
372
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,337
l got full confidence in him.
373
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:45,008
Son, one time l had full confidence in a fart.
374
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:48,262
Shat all over myself.
375
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,141
Hey, perv.
376
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,102
Hey, chick with milk jugs walk by?
377
00:30:55,770 --> 00:31:00,732
Yeah. She was heading toward
the cow pasture, crying your name.
378
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,945
When you're finished with your boyfriend,
you know where to find me.
379
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,366
What?
380
00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:12,286
Gentlemen,
381
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:16,999
-l believe it is time for another toast.
-Hit me, bartender.
382
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:21,628
To the ties that bind, friendship,
383
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:27,342
and in this case,
the fine folks of Pleasant Valley!
384
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,139
Three queens.
385
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,223
-What?
-Nothing.
386
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,517
Bitch.
387
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:39,354
You know, l feel like
we're in a Confederate frat party.
388
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,773
You know what l always say?
389
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,776
The only difference
between a frat boy and a gay boy
390
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,737
is a six-pack of beer.
391
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,073
You know it's true.
392
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:55,370
And remind Lester
393
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,415
that he has to cornhole that sissy boy.
394
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,627
l know.
l know it goes against the good Lord.
395
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:02,836
l'll do it, Daddy!
396
00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:07,257
That's nothing to get excited about, Rufus!
God damn it!
397
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:11,178
-Come on, Rufus, put your weight into it.
-That's right, girl!
398
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,305
Get him, Pretty Ricky.
399
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,724
Miss Angry!
400
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:19,645
You got angry muscles. Big-ass muscles.
401
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,188
Come on.
402
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,149
-Not you.
-Hey, Rick!
403
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,275
-See you, dude.
-Come on, Rick.
404
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,526
Let's go.
405
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,362
God damn.
406
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,366
Winner does the pitching,
loser does the catching.
407
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:35,911
-Screw that. Even you're gonna get laid?
-That's right.
408
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,581
-Don't whack it too hard.
-Come on, girl.
409
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,709
God.
410
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:49,508
And to all a good night.
411
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,532
Not yet, boy.
412
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,767
Take it off. Take it all off.
413
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,114
Get away. Get away!
414
00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:29,649
ls that what you want?
415
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:43,705
Nelson!
416
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,125
-Surprise!
-Holy shit.
417
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,296
Oh, my God.
l've been thinking about you all night.
418
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:56,635
You gonna invite me in,
orjust stand there polishing your musket?
419
00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,554
Damn right l'm gonna invite you in!
420
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,729
-Peek-a-boo.
-Whoa.
421
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:09,856
That was fast.
422
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,943
Hey, nice to see you.
423
00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:15,570
-Got milk?
-Milk?
424
00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:21,118
So, want to get to know each other
a little bit, maybe?
425
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,995
Maybe even tell me your name.
426
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:25,664
Nope.
427
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,249
Yeah.
428
00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:30,961
Okay.
429
00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:34,798
Oh, my God.
430
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:39,803
You know, my mom never had to say to me,
"Drink your milk, Poopy."
431
00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:41,513
Poopy?
432
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:45,225
Yeah, my mom used to call me Poopy.
Long story.
433
00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:47,561
Very long.
434
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:52,524
Honey, do you want to talk
or have a little fun?
435
00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:55,402
-Have some fun.
-That's what l thought.
436
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,280
What the hell is that? ls that a milk bong?
437
00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,698
Silly boy.
438
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:03,368
This is special moonshine
l made just for you.
439
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:07,706
-You gonna suck it?
-Look, moonshine is not really my thing.
440
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:10,542
l'm more into beer
and things like that, and...
441
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,461
Are you a boy or a man?
442
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,549
-A man, God damn it.
-Suck it, Mr. Man.
443
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,224
l prefer a nonsmoker.
444
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:28,203
The South's gonna rise again
445
00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:31,081
Hey, Opie man.
446
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,541
l'll give you a dollar if you get ZZ Top
to play some Hendrix.
447
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:35,210
So, how'd it go?
448
00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:37,963
Well, it was extraordinary.
449
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:42,717
-Yeah, we talked till 3:00. Mind sex, bro.
-Mind sex?
450
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:46,888
-Miss Ricky don't mind sex, does she?
-No, she doesn't.
451
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:52,394
Looks like Cupid's arrow hit somebody
in the ass last night.
452
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:56,481
Wasn't my ass that got hit.
l was the one shooting the arrows.
453
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,277
Well, buttermilk pancakes!
454
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,361
-Howdy.
-Hey.
455
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,280
lf it ain't our honored guests.
456
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:06,866
Just in time to inaugurate
the grandest jubilee ever!
457
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:10,036
Well, shoot dang, Mayor Bumpkin.
458
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,291
lf this ain't the bestest festival ever.
459
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,511
l would not besmirch
460
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:31,891
the sincerity and efforts
of our proud little town here
461
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,727
if l were you, sir.
462
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:38,481
A great price has been paid
to ensure the success of this festival.
463
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,400
Whoa. Excuse me, sir.
464
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:44,571
We're... We're just a little hung-over,
you know? Hair of the dog?
465
00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:53,246
Apology accepted, Mr. Lee.
466
00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,790
-Well, guess we're staying.
-l guess so.
467
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,751
Hey, anybody seen Kat?
468
00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:01,713
-Anybody seen Nelson?
-Ten to one he's hitting it.
469
00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:04,257
What did you do to Miss Kitty Cat?
470
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,302
Well, l didn't get to do
anything with her, mister.
471
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:11,639
Like he said, that big rough-and-tumble
Connecticut boy done stoled her from me.
472
00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:12,849
Nelson?
473
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:14,768
And Kat?
-Sure enough.
474
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:18,063
l was doing my best to court her properly.
That boy cut right in.
475
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,982
All right, y'all. Quit your dillydallying.
476
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:26,488
Boys with the boys
and ladies with the ladies.
477
00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:32,410
Well, now, let's all get this party started!
478
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:47,133
-You ever seen a kissing meadow?
-Hell no.
479
00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:50,762
-You want to see one?
-Hell yeah.
480
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:54,808
-Man.
-When in Rome...
481
00:39:57,269 --> 00:40:00,146
Come on, China girl.
Let's get you all cleaned up.
482
00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:07,862
-The South's gonna rise again
-The South's gonna rise again
483
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:18,164
Ole Granny Boone done cooked up
one hell of a roast with this one here.
484
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,167
Yes, sir.
485
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:25,380
Granny Boone gonna have her hands full
for the festival.
486
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,508
Yeah. Can't wait to taste the rest of her
at the barbecue.
487
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:33,805
You know, like l always say,
two heads are better than one.
488
00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:41,187
What's the deal
with these people anyway, huh?
489
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,732
-lt's like a damn time tunnel.
-Come on. Just admit it.
490
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:48,987
You guys aren't used to old-fashioned,
unspoiled Southern manners.
491
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:52,866
-Hey, l'm digging it. This place is a trip.
-Sure it is.
492
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,702
After you done turned
a curious country boy
493
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:58,204
against all that's right and decent.
494
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,541
-He wasn't bad. For a beginner.
-No shit.
495
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,089
You ever taken a turn at the shoes?
496
00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:11,801
-Not since l was a kid.
-That's the thing, friend.
497
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:14,304
You need to get better practice
at the manly arts.
498
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,139
Hunting and soldiering and whatnot.
499
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:20,643
-That has what to do with horseshoes?
-Horseshoes is a military game in origin.
500
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:25,565
Goes back to the ole French trappers'
method of gapping mink, as they called it.
501
00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:30,403
She's just playing hard to get.
502
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,405
Jezebel!
503
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:57,931
Now, the good Lord has blessed
each one of us with distinct virtues,
504
00:41:58,432 --> 00:42:01,142
and it is our responsibility as ladies
505
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:04,062
to figure out what they are
and how to use them.
506
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,523
l got the gift of tongues.
507
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:09,567
l got it from my step-pappy,
the Reverend Jonas.
508
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:12,445
-Bet the reverend's a very proud man.
-He is.
509
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:16,115
l hope you all will allow us
to share our ways.
510
00:42:16,992 --> 00:42:18,493
You were shy and rough,
511
00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:23,873
but under them Northern exteriors,
l think y'all gonna clean up real good.
512
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,418
Who wants me in their tub?
513
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,171
Nobody. And get some pants
on that little dingdong of yours.
514
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:33,132
Shoot, Granny.
Today's my turn in the barrel.
515
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,300
My, oh, my.
516
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,847
Here we are. Place where l got my first kiss.
517
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:41,933
Me, too.
518
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,894
Of course you, too.
You're the one who kissed me.
519
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,980
You are my first cousin.
520
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:50,692
-Who else was gonna do it?
-Whoa. Wait a sec. You're cousins?
521
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:53,403
Cool.
522
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,078
-Well.
-l thought you'd never ask.
523
00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,249
No. The napkin.
524
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,086
-Here.
-You can watch from over there,
525
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:11,796
if you're quiet.
526
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,548
Okay.
527
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,100
Fuck, yeah.
528
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:31,566
You, sir, are a pig!
529
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:34,110
-What?
-A pig!
530
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:38,489
-You're boning your cousin and l'm the pig?
-Go away, boy.
531
00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:40,366
But you said l could watch.
532
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,953
-But you weren't quiet.
-But you weren't quiet.
533
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:50,627
So, what exactly do we do here?
534
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:54,797
Gap, gentlemen. Refers to the part
of the mink that's not there after the toss.
535
00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,716
Most usually the head.
536
00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,594
Fuck!
537
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:07,518
Whatever, dude.
538
00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:12,899
Excuse me.
Let me get that shot there, playboy.
539
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,861
Hold my beer there, Rufie.
Just watch the style.
540
00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:23,326
Shit! Fuck y'all.
541
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,829
Philly ain't exactly horse country.
542
00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:29,207
The dog is in the house.
543
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:32,293
Hey, lucky.
Why don't you try your luck at this?
544
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:34,921
Maybe it'll work out better for you.
545
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:41,761
-Hell is that?
-lt's a mink or something.
546
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,930
Go on, gap it.
547
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,265
Gap it!
548
00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:52,146
Son of a bitch!
549
00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,567
You must've gotten some!
550
00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,113
You done real good.
551
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:14,460
-Oh, my, my, my.
-So very pretty.
552
00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:17,171
Don't you make a heavenly Southern belle.
553
00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:20,591
Miss Joey, you're gonna be the next one
to steal my heart.
554
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,301
l don't think so.
555
00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,887
Think role-playing, babe.
556
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:28,015
l mean, l know my man is gonna want
to hit this when he sees it.
557
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,144
Now you're talking like a real Southern lady.
558
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:33,730
Well, gosh darn it, heck.
559
00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,773
Ain't you the purtiest little thing
l ever saw?
560
00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:37,400
Easy, Cinderella.
561
00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:40,820
Well, if that ain't the pot
calling the kettle black.
562
00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:45,241
By the way, Joey,
your little boy Anderson's looking for you.
563
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:46,659
Thank God.
564
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:51,247
Saved by the bell. Leah. Ladies, have fun.
565
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:56,127
-Don't you pay her no mind.
-Later, Rick.
566
00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,422
Let the hoedown begin.
567
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,562
Grab your partner and give her a whirI
568
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:15,688
Yeah!
569
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,566
Now twinkle your hair and give it a twirl
570
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,445
SIap your backside, Iift your arms
571
00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:23,696
All right!
572
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,865
'Cause the cows and the chickens
ls returning to the barn
573
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,336
Little china doll, ain't you sweet
574
00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:40,129
Yeah!
575
00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:42,673
l reckon you'll make a tasty treat
576
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:46,844
Now dance right up to the podium of honor
577
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,095
Yeah!
578
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,431
And let's bestow the honor upon her
579
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:53,392
Go IittIe China girI
580
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:54,477
What?
581
00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:58,773
Cute butt
Perky little breasts, yeah
582
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,525
I want one
583
00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,695
Time has come to do what's right
584
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,155
-Right!
-Right!
585
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,115
'Cause we've onIy begun to renew the fight
586
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,159
Yeah!
587
00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:12,411
To avenge the horror
That occurred in this place
588
00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:14,038
-Yeah
-Yeah
589
00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:22,213
lt's your maker, now, bitch,
you'll have to face.
590
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:38,437
That Chinawoman had a lot of guts.
591
00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,332
Need a hand?
592
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,463
Joey.
593
00:48:07,634 --> 00:48:11,512
-Now, where do you think you're going?
-Where'd you get that?
594
00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:16,309
-Your friend gave it to me.
-But Ricky gave that to Kat for good luck.
595
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:22,607
-Be that as it may, it's mine now.
-Sorry. That must be a mistake.
596
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:27,987
Give it back to me. l'll give it to Kat.
We're getting ready to go.
597
00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:33,868
-You're not leaving.
-No, Peaches. We are.
598
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:42,043
Good luck.
599
00:48:46,214 --> 00:48:48,007
You're right on time!
600
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:58,142
Well, well,
l see the festivities are in full swing.
601
00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:03,564
-Are we enjoying ourselves yet, ladies?
-Your son fucking loved it.
602
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:09,695
Our honored guest's having so much fun,
he can't stand it.
603
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,530
He squealed like a pig!
604
00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:24,418
See, our barb-a-cuties
got the skewering rod raring to go!
605
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,878
Well, are we ready?
606
00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:29,215
l said, are we ready?
607
00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:32,843
-One, two, three.
-One, two, three.
608
00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:35,012
Ramming speed!
609
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,943
lt's Ricky on a sticky.
610
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:51,904
l love my meat pink in the middle.
611
00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,995
Take him to the slaughterhouse, boys.
612
00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:06,877
Good job, gals.
613
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:15,761
They were actually licking pie
off each other's tits.
614
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:19,724
lt was so wrong, bro, but so right.
615
00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,308
Southern style.
616
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:25,604
Corndog, you have done it.
You are the man!
617
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:26,689
The man?
618
00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,650
For taking 20 years
to get your first piece of ass?
619
00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,027
Whatever.
620
00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:34,488
Think this is all fun and games?
Look around.
621
00:50:35,323 --> 00:50:37,116
This place is fucked.
622
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,535
l mean,
you don't get something for nothing.
623
00:50:39,619 --> 00:50:42,371
When was the last time
you been somewhere
624
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:46,125
where there's no electricity, water, cable,
625
00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:49,462
hot black bitches?
626
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,840
Malcolm's right. This place is fucked.
627
00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:57,553
l just ran into Miss Peaches.
She was wearing Kat's dog tag.
628
00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,638
Said she gave it to her.
629
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:02,933
Kat would never give this away.
630
00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:07,229
And she wouldn't stay gone this long
without coming back to check in.
631
00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:09,899
lt's not like Nelson vanished
with all this free beer around.
632
00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:12,651
Wait a minute.
You went off with Leah, right?
633
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:14,653
Well, where is she now?
634
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,406
Square dancing and guest starring
on "Hee Haw."
635
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:22,286
Look, bottom line, this is all bullshit.
l'm tired of being the guest of honor.
636
00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:25,998
-She's right.
-l say we watch each other's backs.
637
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,751
We're in this together, right?
638
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:31,087
You got it, bro.
We tight till we all hit the road.
639
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:35,049
Good. l'll go check out the ride situation.
Malcolm, you go find Leah.
640
00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:38,385
You two head back to the hotels.
Get whatever stuff they haven't ripped off.
641
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,596
Now, everybody act
like this is all great here, okay?
642
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,849
We fucking love it.
Nobody let on that we're gonna bail.
643
00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,185
Heard that.
644
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:56,028
Miss Peaches says
you all might be inclining to leave town.
645
00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,156
ls that so?
646
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:06,705
Y'all don't want us thinking that you're
insulting our heritage, now, do you?
647
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,583
Of course not. We're thrilled to be here.
648
00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:13,712
Yeah, that's right,
so, you guys just excuse us.
649
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:16,549
Shit.
650
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,515
Sweet blade, ain't it?
651
00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,812
Pretty piece of steel.
652
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:38,362
Now, l'm only gonna say it one time.
653
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:44,827
This is the most important day of the year
654
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,830
for the good citizens of Pleasant Valley.
655
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:53,127
So, y'all don't want
to disappoint my kinfolk.
656
00:52:54,629 --> 00:52:56,255
Trust me on that.
657
00:52:57,757 --> 00:53:00,843
Yeah, you know,
we don't take too well to rejection.
658
00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:05,556
We've been known to react harshly to them
that crosses us.
659
00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:12,188
l guess you're right, Mr. Mayor.
660
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:16,275
l guess we shouldn't be so fast
to leave your fine festival.
661
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:18,652
Well,
662
00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:22,156
that's right polite, Mr. Lee.
663
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,366
Right polite.
664
00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:28,954
So, you all best be going.
665
00:53:29,956 --> 00:53:33,292
You don't want to miss the barbecue.
666
00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:06,450
-What do you think happened to Nelson?
-Nothing happened to Nelson.
667
00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:10,996
There's a simple explanation for all of this.
Don't worry, bro.
668
00:54:34,187 --> 00:54:35,271
Yep.
669
00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:40,192
l always said the South
ain't changed a damn.
670
00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:43,404
Leah would get mad at me for saying that.
671
00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:46,824
-You know, Kat, Ricky and me?
-Yeah.
672
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:51,954
We've done some pretty freaky things
in the past, but nothing beats this.
673
00:54:52,038 --> 00:54:54,540
Yeah. All for a free meal.
674
00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,834
Ain't this a bitch?
675
00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:02,798
Pleasant Valley. More like Death Valley.
676
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:06,385
Okay, kids. One hour.
We'll regroup at the hotel.
677
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,179
Well, all righty, then.
678
00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:12,850
l'll be seeing y'all at the barbecue tonight.
679
00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:15,185
Don't be late.
680
00:55:17,188 --> 00:55:19,606
Like he said, baby, don't be late.
681
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,080
Later, bro.
682
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,511
Folks.
683
00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:53,098
l'd like to propose a toast.
684
00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:55,642
To us!
685
00:55:57,145 --> 00:56:01,190
Survivors, in a spiritual sense,
686
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,444
of the worst atrocity of our times.
687
00:56:06,738 --> 00:56:09,448
A war between the states!
688
00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:21,627
l know you fine people of Pleasant Valley
689
00:56:21,961 --> 00:56:24,922
have suffered more than seems possible.
690
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:29,218
But one day, one day we will find rest,
691
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:35,099
we will find peace,
we will, we will be avenged.
692
00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:39,228
And l tell you now!
693
00:56:39,854 --> 00:56:44,858
Each and every one
of you sad, searching souls,
694
00:56:45,151 --> 00:56:47,444
as God is my witness,
695
00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:51,198
we will never, never go hungry again.
696
00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:16,265
Hey, precious. What you doing there?
697
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,894
What the hell... Shit.
698
00:57:22,063 --> 00:57:23,063
They all nasty.
699
00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,910
He's got our stuff.
700
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:12,070
Heads up.
701
00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:15,866
Remind me to thank you later.
702
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:19,453
At the beach house?
-On the beach.
703
00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,624
So l left my cell phone in my room.
704
00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:31,924
-Maybe they haven't found it yet.
-Go for it. l'll stand guard.
705
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:56,698
Ricky?
706
00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:04,122
Where you going, man?
707
00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:15,425
Ricky?
708
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,312
Not this shit again.
709
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,357
There are Iessons in this worId
710
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,359
Some are easy
711
00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:34,653
Some are hard
712
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,989
To swallllow, that is
713
00:59:37,156 --> 00:59:40,325
Fuck this.
l don't even like crackers in my soup.
714
01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:28,707
Ricky?
715
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:26,098
The guest of honor.
We ain't expecting you till later.
716
01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:32,187
You wouldn't happen to see where
my friend went through here, did you?
717
01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:36,900
No, l ain't seen nobody come through here.
You see anyone come through here?
718
01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:39,861
No, sir.
Ain't seen nobody come through here, sir.
719
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,822
Nobody except us mice.
720
01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:46,034
lt ain't polite to go sneaking
around a kitchen before dinner,
721
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:48,537
even if you is the guest of honor.
722
01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:50,122
l'm sorry.
723
01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:53,458
l was just going to get my best suit,
in my car.
724
01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:57,629
l would hate to show up
at the festival underdressed.
725
01:01:57,714 --> 01:02:00,298
You wouldn't know where
the cars are parked, would you?
726
01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:02,759
They parked them things out by the barn.
Ain't that right?
727
01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:03,885
Yes, sir.
728
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:07,806
Your car, sir, is parked right down yonder
by that there barn.
729
01:02:10,309 --> 01:02:14,813
Well, thank you kindly, gentlemen.
l'll be seeing you all at the barbecue.
730
01:02:15,606 --> 01:02:17,899
We'll be seeing you, all right.
731
01:02:23,197 --> 01:02:24,239
-There once was a Iassie
-There once was a Iassie
732
01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:26,199
-SIant-eyed, kind of sassy
-SIant-eyed, kind of sassy
733
01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:27,909
-Airs and conceit
-Airs and conceit
734
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,286
-TiII Granny she did meet
-TiII Granny she did meet
735
01:02:29,370 --> 01:02:32,414
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
736
01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:34,833
Now, listen!
737
01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:37,252
Tired of this shit!
738
01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:42,174
Either one of you inbred country fucks
739
01:02:43,384 --> 01:02:46,845
knows where my woman is,
you better tell me now.
740
01:02:47,513 --> 01:02:49,055
-The boy wants his bitch
-The boy wants his bitch
741
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:51,141
-Yeah, the boy wants his bitch
-Yeah, the boy wants his bitch
742
01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:52,893
-Sad, sad thing
-Sad, sad thing
743
01:02:52,977 --> 01:02:56,730
-A boy without his bitch
-A boy without his bitch
744
01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:05,947
Well, it's about time, Leah.
Talk about a sight for sore eyes.
745
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:10,577
Hey, babe, where you going?
l don't get it. Hold on!
746
01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:13,371
Hey, Leah! Baby! Hold up!
747
01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:43,693
Oh, my God. No. No. No.
748
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:20,438
Cory.
749
01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,531
You looking for this?
750
01:04:35,454 --> 01:04:36,580
Yeah.
751
01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,208
Well, here you go.
752
01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:57,350
Slow down.
753
01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:01,646
Okay, you win.
754
01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:05,650
Time to go home. Come on.
755
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:11,156
What the fuck?
What kind of people are you?
756
01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,743
Now, now, now,
wait a cotton-picking minute here.
757
01:05:16,203 --> 01:05:19,664
-We thought y'all liked games.
-Games?
758
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,751
What kind of motherfucking game is this?
759
01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:28,214
You Northern boys may be used
to uptight ladies like Miss Joey,
760
01:05:28,382 --> 01:05:32,594
but one country fuck,
and all those city girls will seem
761
01:05:32,678 --> 01:05:35,805
like nothing more
than a hole in your mattress.
762
01:05:38,392 --> 01:05:40,810
What are you doing, huh?
Putting in your retainer, baby?
763
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,355
You could call it that.
764
01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:50,111
Help!
765
01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:14,719
What?
766
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,616
-What the fuck?
-Well.
767
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:43,039
Let's see, now. We... We done took him in,
768
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,084
clothed you, fed you,
769
01:06:47,586 --> 01:06:52,799
give you a place to call home,
and what'd you do to repay our gratitude?
770
01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:57,971
-You done run away.
-Motherfuckers!
771
01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:03,393
Need to wake up
and smell the 21 st Century!
772
01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:11,192
Well, seems we have to impress upon him
some good manners!
773
01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:26,458
Got any last requests, boy?
774
01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,293
Yeah.
775
01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:30,587
Kiss my black ass.
776
01:08:01,827 --> 01:08:04,662
Next year, no more last requests.
777
01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:15,381
Well, ding-dang-do.
778
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:19,260
l do believe you are trying to steal
that colored boy's bike.
779
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,305
l wasn't stealing, buddy.
l was just borrowing it.
780
01:08:22,389 --> 01:08:24,808
Anyway, what are you doing
with the keys to that bad boy, huh?
781
01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:28,269
Well, l reckon to take a little ride myself.
782
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:33,983
Granny done said l can't,
on account l gotta guard the barn all day.
783
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,860
Dumb old ugly bitch.
784
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:40,031
So, what do you say you and l,
we go for a ride?
785
01:08:40,741 --> 01:08:43,076
We'll find my buddies.
We'll play "Kill the Kitty."
786
01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:44,285
You mean it?
787
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:47,664
Sure, just toss me the keys
and we'll be on our way.
788
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:51,918
Shoot. lf l go for a ride with you,
789
01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:54,462
how in the heck
am l supposed to guard the barn?
790
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:58,091
Well, l won't tell Granny if you won't.
What do you say?
791
01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:02,262
l say shoot, doggie!
792
01:09:04,098 --> 01:09:07,100
-Ring the dinner bell.
-lt's killing time.
793
01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:11,479
You really don't think
l'm that much of a moron, do you?
794
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:21,573
Can't you Northern folks be nice for once?
795
01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:28,413
Well, well.
796
01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:32,250
Just in time for our grand finale.
797
01:09:33,961 --> 01:09:36,921
Year after year after year,
798
01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:41,759
it all comes down to this. Don't it, Granny?
799
01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:47,182
That it does, Bucky.
800
01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:52,562
Too bad his little friends couldn't make it.
801
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,568
Well, that's a matter of opinion.
802
01:09:59,778 --> 01:10:02,447
Ain't it just like you Northern folk?
803
01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:07,118
Always thinking you can waltz in here
and bring us low.
804
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:12,790
Well, there ain't gonna be no escaping
what you all got coming to you now.
805
01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:17,795
So, who is going to speak our gratitude?
806
01:10:18,964 --> 01:10:21,925
Our grace for what sustains us?
807
01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:29,224
My sweet Hucklebilly,
will you do the honor?
808
01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:36,481
To our guests from the North,
spread here at our feet,
809
01:10:37,524 --> 01:10:39,859
thanks for being such tasty meat!
810
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:53,414
The South's going to rise again
811
01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,090
Now, you two gonna be impressed
812
01:11:02,174 --> 01:11:06,010
when you see the barbecue
Granny's done cooked up for you!
813
01:11:15,854 --> 01:11:17,855
Missy, bet you can't eat just one.
814
01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:26,322
Now, you all like dark meat?
815
01:11:33,497 --> 01:11:39,210
Now, you might be surprised,
but l have always been partial to Chinese.
816
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:46,259
Only problem is,
817
01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:50,179
hour later, l'm still hungry!
818
01:11:57,521 --> 01:12:00,940
The South wiII rise
819
01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:03,609
The South is gonna rise again
820
01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:08,114
The South wiII rise
821
01:12:08,198 --> 01:12:10,742
The South is gonna rise again
822
01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:22,670
-The South will rise! The South will rise!
-The South will rise! The South will rise!
823
01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:25,173
-The South is gonna rise again!
-The South is gonna rise again!
824
01:12:25,257 --> 01:12:28,718
-The South will rise! The South will rise!
-The South will rise! The South will rise!
825
01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:32,722
-The South is gonna rise again!
-The South is gonna rise again!
826
01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:37,060
We was gonna go easy on you, boy!
827
01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:40,021
Being you was a fellow reb, once, at least.
828
01:12:40,731 --> 01:12:42,899
But then little missy
done went and turned you!
829
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:52,575
Now, being that l'm a Southern gentleman,
l'm gonna offer you a second chance.
830
01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:57,955
All you got to do is gut the whore!
831
01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:07,590
Well, what's it gonna be, boy?
832
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,886
What's it gonna be, son?
833
01:13:17,017 --> 01:13:19,018
No time like the present.
834
01:13:28,987 --> 01:13:30,405
Here you go.
835
01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:34,409
lt's just like gutting a possum, honey.
836
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,929
Welcome back, son.
837
01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:57,473
To the glory
838
01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:00,601
and the honor.
839
01:14:00,686 --> 01:14:05,815
-Kill her. Kill her. Kill her. Kill her.
-Kill her. Kill her. Kill her. Kill her.
840
01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:07,817
-Kill her.
-Kill her.
841
01:14:08,193 --> 01:14:10,528
l'll take your glory and honor.
842
01:14:11,321 --> 01:14:13,698
And l'll shove it right up your ass.
843
01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:18,911
You okay?
844
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:22,957
-Fuck those maniacs!
-Guess that means yes.
845
01:14:24,668 --> 01:14:26,752
Go get that Yankee traitor!
846
01:14:39,391 --> 01:14:43,311
-Where the fuck did she come from?
-You'll never kill me again!
847
01:14:43,687 --> 01:14:44,687
They're everywhere!
848
01:14:44,771 --> 01:14:46,939
l thought we'd found a way
to put yourself up to death.
849
01:14:49,526 --> 01:14:51,777
Thinking about your lost cat,
you Northern folk?
850
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:53,029
Ain't that right?
851
01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:59,869
Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord.
Down into the fiery pits of hell with you.
852
01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:03,331
lt burns.
Burn thy sins and the sins of thy father.
853
01:15:03,415 --> 01:15:06,959
No, they did this! Bring back my baby!
854
01:15:15,844 --> 01:15:17,470
Y'all stand back.
855
01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,557
They're mine now.
856
01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:41,744
-Let me go!
-This ain't my first barbecue, son!
857
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,961
And it surely won't be my last.
858
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:58,261
Duel of honor. Man to man.
859
01:16:58,697 --> 01:16:59,947
Anderson!
860
01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:27,016
No!
861
01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:33,064
Please, son! l beg of you!
862
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:36,734
-Not my good eye!
-l'll do it. l swear l'll do it.
863
01:17:36,818 --> 01:17:39,570
You'll be whistling "Dixie" out of
your eye socket unless you let us go.
864
01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:47,244
We'll let you go! l swear it! Word of honor!
865
01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:51,749
-Word of honor?
-Southerner to Southerner.
866
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:54,669
Gentleman to gentleman.
867
01:17:56,421 --> 01:17:57,922
Word of honor.
868
01:17:59,257 --> 01:18:01,300
Let them go. Both of them.
869
01:18:01,968 --> 01:18:03,469
Set them free!
870
01:18:19,486 --> 01:18:22,196
Come on, boy. Take a ride.
871
01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:25,241
Only one way out, Mr. Lee.
872
01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,619
Right this way!
873
01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:37,128
-Are you with me?
-All the way.
874
01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:39,547
Charge!
875
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,448
An eye for an eye.
876
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,105
Hey, hey, hey!
877
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,191
Hey, what's your problem, boy,
charging in like that?
878
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:43,527
Look, you gotta help us.
l know it's crazy, okay,
879
01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:47,573
but the people at Pleasant Valley,
they put this detour sign on the road...
880
01:19:47,991 --> 01:19:49,325
They killed our friends!
881
01:19:49,409 --> 01:19:52,536
They barbecued them
and fucking ate our friends!
882
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,664
-What in God's name are you talking about?
-And then they...
883
01:19:56,708 --> 01:19:59,251
And then they started killing us,
one by one.
884
01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:00,461
Pleasant Valley, you say?
885
01:20:00,545 --> 01:20:02,713
Yeah. Yeah.
You know Pleasant Valley, right?
886
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,800
-Yeah, l know it, all right.
-Everything okay?
887
01:20:07,552 --> 01:20:10,596
l think you and me need to take a little ride.
888
01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:18,706
Ought to lock you both up
for wasting my precious time.
889
01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:20,708
This here's your Pleasant Valley.
890
01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:24,712
Ain't nothing but a graveyard been here
for the last 1 50 years.
891
01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:29,049
No. There was a town here. Full of people.
892
01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:31,844
-We saw them.
-lf l had a dollar
893
01:21:31,928 --> 01:21:34,388
for every drunken college kid
come hollering about flesh-eating ghouls,
894
01:21:34,472 --> 01:21:36,932
-l could have retired years...
-No, you're full of shit!
895
01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:39,852
-Hey! Hey!
-All right, all right, stop, stop, stop!
896
01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:44,773
We're sorry. lt was... lt was a joke.
897
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,068
A prank?
898
01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:54,658
l guess the poor souls of these fine people
who died at the hands
899
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:58,037
of you Northern heathens
ain't so partial to yourjoke.
900
01:21:58,121 --> 01:22:00,039
lt's called respect, son.
901
01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:18,682
"To the 2,001 innocent Confederate citizens
of Pleasant Valley
902
01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:22,603
"laid to waste on this very spot
by renegade Yanks
903
01:22:22,687 --> 01:22:24,396
"in the war between the states.
904
01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:27,024
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
905
01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:31,528
"Never will they rest until,
one for one, they are avenged."
906
01:22:32,989 --> 01:22:34,740
lt's dated April 22.
907
01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:37,326
That's today.
908
01:22:39,746 --> 01:22:41,538
But they're all dead.
909
01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:51,548
Come on.
910
01:22:57,889 --> 01:22:59,932
Fuck you, Pleasant Valley.
911
01:23:06,272 --> 01:23:10,442
Eye for an eye, Mr. Lee. Eye for an eye.
912
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:02,661
Damn Yankees.
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