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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,629 --> 00:01:11,764 Hey, kids. You know what time it is? 2 00:01:11,797 --> 00:01:13,431 It's birthday time! 3 00:01:13,465 --> 00:01:17,302 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 4 00:01:17,335 --> 00:01:20,940 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 5 00:01:20,973 --> 00:01:23,141 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 6 00:01:23,174 --> 00:01:25,111 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 7 00:01:25,143 --> 00:01:29,314 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 8 00:01:30,816 --> 00:01:33,119 Okay now, kids, clap your hands 9 00:01:33,151 --> 00:01:35,121 like there's no tomorrow. 10 00:01:35,153 --> 00:01:38,289 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 11 00:01:38,323 --> 00:01:39,457 That's right. 12 00:01:39,491 --> 00:01:40,660 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 13 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:42,962 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 14 00:01:57,175 --> 00:02:00,178 Carl! 15 00:02:14,694 --> 00:02:18,329 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 16 00:02:18,363 --> 00:02:24,502 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 17 00:02:24,536 --> 00:02:26,337 Okay now, kids, clap your hands 18 00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:28,339 like there's no tomorrow. 19 00:02:28,373 --> 00:02:31,844 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 20 00:04:23,321 --> 00:04:24,455 Ah. 21 00:05:09,534 --> 00:05:11,670 Yeah, I tell everybody that attempts the 50, 22 00:05:11,704 --> 00:05:13,005 there ain't shit out here, 23 00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:15,341 but you gotta be prepared for anything. 24 00:05:15,373 --> 00:05:17,676 A bunch of fun-loving kids stole the zigzag 25 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:20,012 out of the back of the sheriff's pickup a month ago. 26 00:05:20,045 --> 00:05:22,715 Guess you found it for 'em. 27 00:05:22,748 --> 00:05:24,683 You know what some folks consider funny? 28 00:05:24,717 --> 00:05:26,685 Just ruin a man's whole damn day. 29 00:05:26,719 --> 00:05:28,386 God's honest truth. 30 00:05:28,419 --> 00:05:30,555 Now, where'd you say you're from? 31 00:05:30,589 --> 00:05:31,690 Oh, you're one of those guys 32 00:05:31,724 --> 00:05:33,025 that don't wanna look back, huh? 33 00:05:33,058 --> 00:05:35,060 You're one where the past lives in the past, huh? 34 00:05:35,094 --> 00:05:37,528 Yeah, I understand. No, I can't blame you. 35 00:05:37,562 --> 00:05:39,198 I mean, we all got so much baggage. 36 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:40,699 I just say, move forward. 37 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:42,701 You're a rolling stone. Yup. 38 00:05:42,735 --> 00:05:44,535 We had a car chase around here a while back. 39 00:05:44,569 --> 00:05:46,205 Some boy got up to 150 miles an hour, 40 00:05:46,238 --> 00:05:48,539 just launched it right off Tension's Peak, man. 41 00:05:48,573 --> 00:05:50,709 It's like a superhero. It went fwoom! 42 00:05:50,743 --> 00:05:54,947 Carnage was terrible. It was just... wow. 43 00:06:24,442 --> 00:06:26,412 Oh, fuck me. 44 00:06:42,962 --> 00:06:44,763 - Will you just stop it? - Open the door! 45 00:06:44,797 --> 00:06:46,966 I'll open the damn door. 46 00:06:46,999 --> 00:06:49,601 What the hell is wrong with you? 47 00:06:49,635 --> 00:06:52,638 No! God damn it. 48 00:06:55,307 --> 00:06:56,608 Hey Jed, what's up? 49 00:06:56,642 --> 00:06:58,110 This old boy had the misfortune 50 00:06:58,143 --> 00:06:59,945 of finding your zigzags out there. 51 00:06:59,979 --> 00:07:01,613 I figured I'd bring 'em back to you. 52 00:07:01,647 --> 00:07:03,782 - He all right? - Yeah, he'll be all right. 53 00:07:03,816 --> 00:07:05,317 Tire's not, but he'll be fine. 54 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:07,453 He had this pretty Camaro right here. 55 00:07:07,485 --> 00:07:09,455 Yes, yes, it was that ocean blue... 56 00:07:16,527 --> 00:07:17,796 Jed, I'll come by and get 'em later. 57 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:19,164 All turning around, spinning out, everything. 58 00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:20,966 He just slid right in there and then pop, pop... 59 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,302 I don't have time for this today, okay? 60 00:07:23,335 --> 00:07:24,636 Yes, ma'am. 61 00:07:33,679 --> 00:07:35,814 - Take this off me. - Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 62 00:07:35,848 --> 00:07:37,149 There's not a chance in hell 63 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:38,984 I'm letting you out of this trailer tonight. 64 00:07:39,018 --> 00:07:39,985 I hate you. 65 00:07:40,019 --> 00:07:42,488 Oh, talk sweet to me all you want. 66 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:45,657 Get down. You know the drill. Get down. 67 00:07:45,691 --> 00:07:47,826 - Get out of my way. - Come here. 68 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:50,996 What the hell are you doing? 69 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,331 - Wait. - I'll be back in the morning. 70 00:07:52,364 --> 00:07:54,833 What... how the hell am I supposed to eat? 71 00:07:54,867 --> 00:07:56,835 How am I supposed to take a piss? 72 00:07:56,869 --> 00:07:58,504 There are chips is on the coffee table 73 00:07:58,536 --> 00:08:00,172 and a bucket on the floor. 74 00:08:00,205 --> 00:08:01,539 Try not to make a mess. 75 00:08:01,572 --> 00:08:03,042 You're a bitch. 76 00:08:03,075 --> 00:08:05,010 Oh, I love you too. 77 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:51,223 Hey, it's gonna be about $250 for the tow, 78 00:08:51,256 --> 00:08:54,059 and we'll need all four tires replaced. 79 00:08:54,093 --> 00:08:55,727 And there was something wrong with that chip, I think. 80 00:08:55,761 --> 00:08:59,231 But I can fix it for about $1,000. 81 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:00,265 Yep. 82 00:09:03,769 --> 00:09:06,738 No, cash only. Uh-uh, no. And in advance. 83 00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:08,774 Yeah, I don't take no plastic credit cards. 84 00:09:14,947 --> 00:09:16,248 Oh, that over there. 85 00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:19,084 Yeah, we ain't got no internet in Hayesville. 86 00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:21,920 Yeah, so all the ATMs, they just don't work. 87 00:09:21,954 --> 00:09:25,924 Yeah, we were gonna get it, but they just didn't. 88 00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:31,630 You ain't got the cash, huh? 89 00:09:31,663 --> 00:09:33,999 Now ain't that a dilly of a pickle? 90 00:09:36,969 --> 00:09:38,437 Hmm. 91 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:40,139 You willing to work it off? 92 00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:48,147 Okay, then. 93 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:50,649 I think I've got somebody who can accommodate. 94 00:09:58,157 --> 00:09:59,958 Hey, kid. 95 00:09:59,992 --> 00:10:02,629 I got a guy for you. 96 00:10:11,036 --> 00:10:12,639 You want god to laugh, 97 00:10:12,671 --> 00:10:13,640 you tell him your plans. 98 00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:17,976 Howdy there, partner. 99 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:20,312 My name is Tex, same as the state. 100 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:22,814 Got the handle Macadoo. 101 00:10:22,848 --> 00:10:24,483 Welcome to Willy's Wonderland. 102 00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:27,654 - Yeah, he don't talk much. - And I respect that. 103 00:10:27,686 --> 00:10:29,688 I enjoy a man of few words. 104 00:10:33,025 --> 00:10:34,993 Well, business is not what it used to be, 105 00:10:35,027 --> 00:10:36,495 but I am fixing to reopen 106 00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:38,864 and make Willy's better than ever. 107 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:44,503 Anyway, enough horseshit. Here's my offer. 108 00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:46,838 You spend the night cleaning Willy's Wonderland 109 00:10:46,872 --> 00:10:49,341 and I will pay to have your car fixed. 110 00:10:49,374 --> 00:10:52,377 I go on in tomorrow, you come out of there, 111 00:10:52,411 --> 00:10:55,347 and your ride will be ready for you right there. 112 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:57,549 Deal? 113 00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:14,733 If not, I got places to be. 114 00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:20,707 All right. All right. 115 00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:23,542 Let's go inside. 116 00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:25,744 Good luck, mister. 117 00:11:28,947 --> 00:11:32,384 Watch your step. 118 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,920 Check this out. 119 00:11:34,953 --> 00:11:37,055 Hey kids, it's Willy the Weasel. 120 00:11:37,089 --> 00:11:39,224 Welcome to my wonderland. 121 00:11:39,258 --> 00:11:40,892 Come on down and meet the gang. 122 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:43,895 We've got Arty the Alligator, Siren Sara, 123 00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:46,231 Cammy the Chameleon, Gus Gorilla, 124 00:11:46,265 --> 00:11:48,567 Knighty Knight, Ozzie the Ostrich, 125 00:11:48,601 --> 00:11:50,569 and Tito the Turtle. 126 00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:54,573 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 127 00:11:54,607 --> 00:11:58,110 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 128 00:11:58,143 --> 00:12:01,581 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 129 00:12:01,614 --> 00:12:03,782 We had some great times. 130 00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:05,752 Kids laughing, smiling, 131 00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:08,621 eating hot dogs, opening presents. 132 00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:16,094 You know the story, right? 133 00:12:16,128 --> 00:12:18,130 Well, some of these little bastards start crawling 134 00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:20,265 over the characters, they get hurt. 135 00:12:20,299 --> 00:12:23,636 A couple of lawsuits later from Mommy Safety Organizations 136 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:25,937 and wham, bam, thank you ma'am, 137 00:12:25,971 --> 00:12:27,774 we're out of business. 138 00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:28,807 Shut us right down. 139 00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:58,638 Damn thing always gets jammed. 140 00:13:00,673 --> 00:13:02,642 Yeah. 141 00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:05,010 This stuff oughta do the trick. 142 00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:08,313 Broom, mop, bucket, drain snake, 143 00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:12,484 Windex, rags, whatever you need, we got it. 144 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:16,488 Oh, lookee here. 145 00:13:16,521 --> 00:13:17,824 Congratulations. 146 00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:20,892 You are officially on staff. 147 00:13:30,737 --> 00:13:33,338 Well, pal, it's gonna be dark soon. 148 00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:35,507 I'll be back in the morning with that car of yours 149 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:39,344 dapper and ready to drive or my name is not Tex Macadoo. 150 00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:42,715 Help yourself to whatever you can find in the kitchen. 151 00:13:42,749 --> 00:13:43,882 It's on the house. 152 00:13:43,915 --> 00:13:47,018 And be sure to take breaks. 153 00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:50,690 Always good to pace yourself. 154 00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:53,058 That's it. Good luck. 155 00:14:13,579 --> 00:14:16,214 Damn. 156 00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:18,383 I thought you quit. 157 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:19,918 My last one. 158 00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:27,058 Piece of shit. 159 00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:29,227 All right, let's get the hell outta here. 160 00:14:29,261 --> 00:14:32,931 I can't stand to hear a grown man scream. 161 00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:38,236 - Liv, you in there? - Oh, shit. 162 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:39,906 Yeah, I'm in here. Can you help me out? 163 00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:42,073 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Okay, calm down, dude. 164 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:43,910 No need to be a superhero. 165 00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:45,076 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 166 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:47,747 Oh, damn it! Oh! 167 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,948 Nice one, genius. The door was unlocked. 168 00:14:49,981 --> 00:14:51,416 How am I supposed to know that? 169 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,451 Oh, shit. 170 00:14:52,484 --> 00:14:53,952 Let me see if we can find something 171 00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:56,756 to get you out of that. 172 00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:58,791 She gave you a bucket? 173 00:14:58,825 --> 00:15:00,125 Bitch is wicked. 174 00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:02,260 - Liv, you okay? - Are you okay? 175 00:15:02,294 --> 00:15:04,095 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just... 176 00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:05,598 I found a screwdriver. 177 00:15:05,631 --> 00:15:07,098 What the hell are we gonna do with a screwdriver? 178 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:08,433 Have y'all never worn handcuffs before? 179 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:09,434 Oh, shut up. 180 00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:11,771 Why not just look for the key? 181 00:15:11,804 --> 00:15:13,940 What the hell am I looking in the fridge for? 182 00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:16,308 God, these eggs are definitely bad. 183 00:15:16,341 --> 00:15:19,144 We need, like, a saw or a pliers or something. 184 00:15:19,177 --> 00:15:22,280 - Pliers? - Can't find no key in here. 185 00:15:22,314 --> 00:15:24,784 - Shut up and find something. - You shut up! 186 00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:26,619 You ain't had no handcuffs on. 187 00:15:28,688 --> 00:15:30,623 Gee, thanks for the help, guys. 188 00:15:30,656 --> 00:15:31,791 - Cool. We good. - Yo. 189 00:15:31,824 --> 00:15:33,826 Come on. We're late. I saw the bait already. 190 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:35,126 Where? 191 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,629 Well, he was with Jed in his truck. 192 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:38,798 Probably locked inside Willy's by now. 193 00:15:38,831 --> 00:15:41,132 Well, let's roll out. I wanna see that bitch burn. 194 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,468 Yeah, burn, baby, burn. 195 00:15:43,502 --> 00:15:46,806 Wait, guys, this isn't for your entertainment, okay? 196 00:15:46,839 --> 00:15:48,139 It's for doing what's right. 197 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:50,141 It's gotta be a little entertaining. 198 00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:51,978 Look, I wanna see them freak bastards die 199 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,144 for what I see 'em do. 200 00:15:53,178 --> 00:15:55,146 Shut up, dude. What have you seen them do? 201 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:56,314 Remember that one time I was... 202 00:15:56,348 --> 00:15:58,149 Okay, shut up. Guys. 203 00:15:58,183 --> 00:15:59,317 If we're doing this, 204 00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:00,820 we're gonna do this as a mission, 205 00:16:00,853 --> 00:16:03,823 not a field trip. 206 00:16:03,856 --> 00:16:06,826 Are you with me or not? 207 00:16:06,859 --> 00:16:09,160 Yeah, we're with you, Liv. 208 00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:10,362 Whatever you say. 209 00:16:10,395 --> 00:16:11,998 Yeah. 210 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:14,667 All right. Let's do this. 211 00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,288 I'm gonna feast on your face! 212 00:22:50,596 --> 00:22:53,399 Sheriff, if I may, 213 00:22:53,431 --> 00:22:56,235 why'd you request the state to send backup for one night 214 00:22:56,268 --> 00:22:59,071 to curfew a place the size of a postage stamp? 215 00:23:01,273 --> 00:23:03,075 Oh, don't get me wrong. 216 00:23:03,108 --> 00:23:06,912 I got a wife and kid on the way and I do love the overtime pay. 217 00:23:06,946 --> 00:23:09,782 - Double overtime. - Right. 218 00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:18,757 So what's the plan the rest of the evening? 219 00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:20,759 - See that phone? - Yeah. 220 00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:23,796 We're gonna sit here and pray it don't ring. 221 00:23:25,463 --> 00:23:26,765 Copy that. 222 00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:52,077 ♪ To the beat ♪ 223 00:25:52,111 --> 00:25:55,914 ♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪ 224 00:25:55,948 --> 00:25:59,418 ♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪ 225 00:25:59,451 --> 00:26:01,588 - Hey, Tito. - Hola, Willy. 226 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,622 I hear that there's a birthday boy 227 00:26:03,655 --> 00:26:05,090 in the audience tonight. 228 00:26:05,124 --> 00:26:07,259 Sí, Willy. Cantamos. 229 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:11,096 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 230 00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:15,100 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 231 00:26:15,134 --> 00:26:18,637 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 232 00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:19,938 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 233 00:26:19,972 --> 00:26:22,141 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 234 00:26:50,836 --> 00:26:54,173 Let's play hide and seek. 235 00:26:56,842 --> 00:27:01,013 ♪ You'll never find me ♪ 236 00:27:01,046 --> 00:27:04,651 I'm gonna eat your eyes out and then feast on your soul. 237 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,158 You're as icy as an igloo. 238 00:27:13,192 --> 00:27:14,661 Happy day. 239 00:27:14,693 --> 00:27:17,329 You're getting warmer. 240 00:27:17,362 --> 00:27:19,698 You're as hot as a pancake on a grill 241 00:27:19,731 --> 00:27:21,366 and just as yummy. 242 00:27:32,244 --> 00:27:33,378 Gorilla greetings. 243 00:27:46,925 --> 00:27:49,528 That tickles. 244 00:28:12,585 --> 00:28:15,220 But we were friends. 245 00:30:09,534 --> 00:30:10,502 Ah. 246 00:30:47,072 --> 00:30:48,540 - Hey, Chris. - What? 247 00:30:48,573 --> 00:30:50,375 Can you pour gas literally anywhere else? 248 00:30:50,409 --> 00:30:51,878 I'm sorry you pour like crap, Aaron. 249 00:30:51,910 --> 00:30:53,378 You're pouring gas on top of my gas. 250 00:30:53,412 --> 00:30:54,747 All right, let me go over here 251 00:30:54,781 --> 00:30:56,548 - and I'll just paint the bush. - Perfect. Thank you. 252 00:30:56,582 --> 00:30:59,886 Hey, you blowing bubbles? Bring your ass. 253 00:30:59,918 --> 00:31:00,887 You forgot the lighter, didn't you? 254 00:31:00,919 --> 00:31:02,053 No, I didn't. 255 00:31:02,087 --> 00:31:03,388 - Then let me see it. - Oh, my God. 256 00:31:03,422 --> 00:31:05,591 There you go. Yeah, all right. 257 00:31:09,428 --> 00:31:11,062 Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Not yet. 258 00:31:11,096 --> 00:31:12,899 That guy's still in there. 259 00:31:12,931 --> 00:31:14,433 We gotta get him out first. 260 00:31:18,103 --> 00:31:21,607 Hey, sir! Sir! 261 00:31:21,641 --> 00:31:23,942 You're not safe in there. We gotta get you out. 262 00:31:27,946 --> 00:31:29,916 - Hey! - Well, that was rude. 263 00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:31,249 Hey, look, if he don't wanna be safe, 264 00:31:31,283 --> 00:31:32,752 it's his ass, not ours. 265 00:31:32,785 --> 00:31:34,085 Tough shit. 266 00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:35,420 I'm getting him out whether he likes it or not. 267 00:31:35,454 --> 00:31:36,756 You wanna go in there with those things? 268 00:31:36,789 --> 00:31:37,924 Are you high? 269 00:31:37,956 --> 00:31:39,257 Look, if he wanna be cremated, 270 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,593 - that's his business. - Yeah. 271 00:31:40,626 --> 00:31:41,960 I'm sorry, but I'm just not okay 272 00:31:41,993 --> 00:31:43,428 with letting somebody burn alive in there 273 00:31:43,462 --> 00:31:46,599 if we can do something about it. 274 00:31:46,632 --> 00:31:48,601 - She's right. - Of course she is, Chris. 275 00:31:48,634 --> 00:31:49,602 Oh, shut up! 276 00:31:49,635 --> 00:31:51,102 Hurry this shit up so we can go home. 277 00:31:51,136 --> 00:31:52,437 I'll figure out how to get inside, 278 00:31:52,471 --> 00:31:54,272 but I'm not putting you guys in danger. 279 00:31:54,306 --> 00:31:57,610 You just figure out how to get us out once I do. 280 00:31:57,643 --> 00:31:59,144 Okay. 281 00:33:21,727 --> 00:33:23,194 I didn't even know you smoked. 282 00:33:23,228 --> 00:33:26,064 Where'd you get this? 283 00:33:26,097 --> 00:33:28,034 I grew it myself. I call it No Clue. 284 00:33:28,066 --> 00:33:30,736 - How much THC is in it? - No clue. 285 00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,439 - What? - I'm cold. 286 00:34:00,466 --> 00:34:02,969 I've waited so long for a girl to play with. 287 00:34:08,507 --> 00:34:10,277 - Wanna see my treehouse? - Uh-uh. 288 00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,645 Not today, girlfriend. 289 00:34:14,147 --> 00:34:16,448 Ow. 290 00:34:16,482 --> 00:34:18,785 Come play with me. 291 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:30,329 ♪ Ring around the rosie ♪ 292 00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:36,169 ♪ A pocketful of posies ♪ 293 00:34:36,203 --> 00:34:41,640 ♪ Ashes, ashes ♪ 294 00:34:41,674 --> 00:34:45,477 ♪ We all fall ♪ 295 00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:50,150 Holy shit. Guys, that was Liv. 296 00:34:50,183 --> 00:34:51,650 We gotta go after her. 297 00:34:51,684 --> 00:34:52,819 I'm out this bitch. Y'all playing. 298 00:34:52,853 --> 00:34:54,653 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Both: Bobby! 299 00:34:54,687 --> 00:34:56,323 What? 300 00:34:56,355 --> 00:34:58,158 Are y'all serious right now? 301 00:34:58,191 --> 00:34:59,993 We supposed to go in there and get killed too? 302 00:35:00,026 --> 00:35:01,828 You wanna stay here? We gotta do something. 303 00:35:01,862 --> 00:35:03,529 No, I actually wanna leave, 304 00:35:03,562 --> 00:35:05,497 and I thought y'all might want to also, but I don't care. 305 00:35:05,531 --> 00:35:07,366 - Fine. I'll go. - No, no, I'll go. 306 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,501 No, wait... hey, stop, stop. 307 00:35:09,535 --> 00:35:11,004 This is Liv we're talking about. 308 00:35:11,037 --> 00:35:13,672 - Move out of the way. - What? No! 309 00:35:13,706 --> 00:35:15,876 Damn! 310 00:35:15,909 --> 00:35:18,011 Hey, hey. Whoa, hey. Y'all look away. 311 00:35:18,044 --> 00:35:20,713 Baby, God damn. Hey, y'all back up, man. 312 00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:48,375 Thank God you're still alive. We gotta get you outta here. 313 00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:49,708 I stopped that bitch, 314 00:35:49,742 --> 00:35:52,379 but that won't keep her away for long, so... 315 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,712 hey! 316 00:35:53,746 --> 00:35:57,217 Did you not hear what I just said? 317 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,885 Hey! 318 00:36:06,126 --> 00:36:09,561 We go in, fast, we split up, and as soon as we find Liv 319 00:36:09,595 --> 00:36:12,564 and this janitor dude, we're out. 320 00:36:12,598 --> 00:36:14,267 - Hmm. - What, Aaron? 321 00:36:14,301 --> 00:36:16,403 We just don't need any more Batman bullshit, all right? 322 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,736 Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know. 323 00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:19,738 It's only going to make it less safe for everyone else. 324 00:36:19,772 --> 00:36:23,076 You mean kinda like Liv just did? 325 00:36:23,109 --> 00:36:24,911 Excuse me? 326 00:36:24,945 --> 00:36:27,746 Say what you gotta say. Speak up. 327 00:36:27,781 --> 00:36:30,083 Now's the time, Dan. 328 00:36:30,116 --> 00:36:32,751 You ain't gonna say it? 329 00:36:32,786 --> 00:36:34,453 Do you guys have something in mind? 330 00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:35,621 Hell yeah, we do. 331 00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,290 Everything you telling us not to do, 332 00:36:37,324 --> 00:36:40,093 that's exactly what your dream girl got us up here doing. 333 00:36:40,126 --> 00:36:42,262 And now we probably all getting fucked up because of it. 334 00:36:42,295 --> 00:36:44,431 - Bobby. - What? 335 00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:46,132 Am I lying? 336 00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:49,936 No, I'm not. It's the truth. 337 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,939 - Fine. I'll just go myself. - Oh, whatever, Chris. 338 00:36:52,973 --> 00:36:55,607 When are you getting it through your thick-ass skull, huh? 339 00:36:55,641 --> 00:36:57,110 Kissing that ass 340 00:36:57,143 --> 00:36:59,112 ain't gonna get you that ass, playboy. 341 00:36:59,145 --> 00:37:00,981 It'll more than likely get you killed, 342 00:37:01,014 --> 00:37:04,150 and ain't nobody, except for you, baby, 343 00:37:04,184 --> 00:37:06,453 worth none of this bullshit you got us up here doing. 344 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,955 So you know what? I'm out this bitch. 345 00:37:08,989 --> 00:37:10,824 Baby, let's go. 346 00:37:13,026 --> 00:37:15,161 No, Chris! Chris! 347 00:37:15,195 --> 00:37:17,297 Oh, shit! 348 00:37:17,330 --> 00:37:20,467 Bobby! 349 00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,973 - God damn! - Everybody okay? 350 00:37:27,007 --> 00:37:29,009 - Yeah. - Nice of you guys to join us. 351 00:37:31,677 --> 00:37:32,812 Wait, what are you guys doing here? 352 00:37:32,846 --> 00:37:34,513 Oh, my God. Liv, you're alive. 353 00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:38,650 I thought we all agreed you were supposed to stay outside 354 00:37:38,684 --> 00:37:40,320 and help us find a way out. 355 00:37:40,353 --> 00:37:41,821 Yeah, uh... 356 00:37:41,855 --> 00:37:43,823 Now how the hell are we supposed to get out of here? 357 00:37:43,857 --> 00:37:45,158 I tried to keep 'em on the roof, 358 00:37:45,191 --> 00:37:46,026 but they wouldn't listen. 359 00:37:46,059 --> 00:37:47,160 It's your fault we were on the roof. 360 00:37:47,193 --> 00:37:48,660 - It's my fault? - It was your fault. 361 00:37:48,694 --> 00:37:50,662 Guys, guys, it's happening. It's happening now. 362 00:37:50,696 --> 00:37:53,500 Oh, that's the nasty bitch that tried to kill me. 363 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,001 Liv. 364 00:37:55,035 --> 00:37:56,668 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 365 00:37:56,702 --> 00:37:59,005 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing? 366 00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:00,840 - Hey, what the hell, man? - What are you... dude! 367 00:38:00,874 --> 00:38:02,008 Put her down, okay? 368 00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:05,011 I'm trying to help you, you dumbass! 369 00:38:05,045 --> 00:38:06,513 Seriously? 370 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:07,847 I'm trying to help him understand 371 00:38:07,881 --> 00:38:10,682 that he's gonna die in here, but he won't listen to me. 372 00:38:10,716 --> 00:38:12,385 ♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪ 373 00:38:12,419 --> 00:38:14,354 Wait a second. 374 00:38:14,387 --> 00:38:16,022 Wasn't there eight of them? 375 00:38:18,391 --> 00:38:20,193 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 376 00:38:20,226 --> 00:38:22,195 - ♪ We like to run ♪ - Oh, that's badass. 377 00:38:22,228 --> 00:38:26,366 ♪ Run, run, run to the beat of the drum ♪ 378 00:38:26,399 --> 00:38:27,733 Oh, this is good. 379 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:30,203 We're connecting. We're sharing our feelings. 380 00:38:30,236 --> 00:38:31,871 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 381 00:38:31,905 --> 00:38:33,705 ♪ We like to dance ♪ 382 00:38:33,739 --> 00:38:35,208 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 383 00:38:35,241 --> 00:38:37,410 ♪ Like there's ants in our pants ♪ 384 00:38:40,447 --> 00:38:41,881 Whoa. 385 00:38:41,915 --> 00:38:43,416 Have you been to my Super Happy Fun Room yet? 386 00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:45,051 This is cool. 387 00:38:45,085 --> 00:38:47,220 Well, what are you waiting for? 388 00:38:47,253 --> 00:38:50,890 ♪ The Super Happy Fun Room is super happy fun ♪ 389 00:38:50,924 --> 00:38:52,926 - Yo. Look. - ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪ 390 00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:55,061 ♪ Where you'll be number one ♪ 391 00:38:55,095 --> 00:38:56,896 - ♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪ - Let's go. 392 00:38:56,930 --> 00:38:58,730 ♪ Soda and candy too ♪ 393 00:38:58,764 --> 00:39:00,567 ♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪ 394 00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:02,569 I know the bullshit story they told you. 395 00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,404 That if you clean up the place tonight, 396 00:39:04,437 --> 00:39:08,074 they'll pay to have your tires fixed by morning, right? 397 00:39:08,108 --> 00:39:09,576 It's a lie. 398 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:10,776 They've said the same story 399 00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:13,413 to countless other over the last 20 years. 400 00:39:13,446 --> 00:39:14,581 They baited you. 401 00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,583 You're here to be a human sacrifice. 402 00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:19,252 You're here to be eaten and killed. 403 00:39:19,285 --> 00:39:21,921 Do you understand that? 404 00:39:21,955 --> 00:39:25,091 This town has a dark history. 405 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:29,095 And it all starts with this horrible place. 406 00:39:29,129 --> 00:39:30,430 You know, Willy's may seem 407 00:39:30,463 --> 00:39:33,099 like a happy-go-lucky child's play place, 408 00:39:33,133 --> 00:39:36,469 but it's much, much more than that. 409 00:39:36,503 --> 00:39:38,637 Willy's was built in 1996, 410 00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,608 the brainchild of Jerry Robert Willis. 411 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,444 If that name sounds familiar to you, it should. 412 00:39:44,477 --> 00:39:46,946 Jerry was one of the last century's 413 00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,616 most sick and sadistic serial killers. 414 00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:53,319 Jerry spent most of the time cultivating similar sickos. 415 00:39:53,353 --> 00:39:55,654 I mean, these were the most depraved people 416 00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,957 you could ever imagine. 417 00:39:57,991 --> 00:40:00,659 Often, Jerry and his crew would 418 00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:03,496 whisk away unsuspecting families 419 00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:07,300 to the Super Happy Fun Room. 420 00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:08,635 Once inside, 421 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:11,804 the families would be treated to a birthday cake 422 00:40:11,838 --> 00:40:14,974 and a private show by Willy Weasel. 423 00:40:15,008 --> 00:40:17,143 The shows would always end the same way. 424 00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:25,151 After numerous missing persons reports 425 00:40:25,185 --> 00:40:29,155 and suspicious smells coming from the inside of Willy's, 426 00:40:29,189 --> 00:40:31,524 the law felt it was time to investigate. 427 00:40:38,565 --> 00:40:41,000 Jerry and his gang refused 428 00:40:41,034 --> 00:40:43,870 to be taken alive. 429 00:40:43,903 --> 00:40:45,505 After the police finally entered 430 00:40:45,538 --> 00:40:48,208 the Super Happy Fun Room, 431 00:40:48,241 --> 00:40:51,844 they discovered that Jerry and his crew 432 00:40:51,878 --> 00:40:55,014 had performed a satanic suicide ritual. 433 00:40:55,048 --> 00:40:57,350 Instead of surrendering, 434 00:40:57,383 --> 00:41:01,187 the killers decided to take their own lives. 435 00:41:01,221 --> 00:41:05,024 Those familiar with satanic rituals speculate 436 00:41:05,058 --> 00:41:08,695 that the suicide ritual was some sort of a Katra 437 00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:10,530 transfer of energy 438 00:41:10,563 --> 00:41:12,031 where the memory 439 00:41:12,065 --> 00:41:13,900 and consciousness of the living 440 00:41:13,933 --> 00:41:17,704 relocate into non-living entities. 441 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:21,074 In this case, the animatronic robots. 442 00:41:22,909 --> 00:41:25,912 Ten years later, Willy's reopens 443 00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:28,248 with a new owner, Tex Macadoo. 444 00:41:28,281 --> 00:41:29,916 He tries to keep the current public 445 00:41:29,949 --> 00:41:32,552 unaware of its horrific past. 446 00:41:32,585 --> 00:41:35,054 Things are wrong from the start. 447 00:41:35,088 --> 00:41:37,557 There's reports that the creatures would 448 00:41:37,590 --> 00:41:38,891 move on their own. 449 00:41:38,925 --> 00:41:40,393 Some would say things 450 00:41:40,426 --> 00:41:42,562 they weren't programmed to say. 451 00:41:42,595 --> 00:41:46,399 Wanna fuck, fatty? 452 00:41:46,432 --> 00:41:48,767 And others would kill 453 00:41:48,801 --> 00:41:51,904 and feast on customers. 454 00:41:51,938 --> 00:41:54,107 After several ghastly incidents, 455 00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:57,277 Willy's closes its doors again. 456 00:41:57,310 --> 00:42:01,414 But Tex still doesn't bulldoze it to the ground. 457 00:42:01,447 --> 00:42:04,083 Why, you may ask? 458 00:42:04,117 --> 00:42:06,252 Because Willy got to him. 459 00:42:06,286 --> 00:42:08,921 Convinced him to make a deal with the devil. 460 00:42:08,955 --> 00:42:11,424 Along with all those other backwoods inbreds 461 00:42:11,457 --> 00:42:14,127 in this sorry town. 462 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,629 Speaking of backwoods inbreds, 463 00:42:16,663 --> 00:42:18,264 where'd Bob and Kathy go? 464 00:42:23,803 --> 00:42:25,938 Whoa. 465 00:42:33,479 --> 00:42:36,282 This is where it actually happened. 466 00:42:36,316 --> 00:42:39,452 This is where those kid killers offed themselves. 467 00:42:39,485 --> 00:42:42,155 Oh. 468 00:42:42,188 --> 00:42:43,791 Cool. 469 00:42:43,823 --> 00:42:45,658 The fuck? 470 00:43:01,674 --> 00:43:05,478 Okay, yeah, this is... 471 00:43:05,511 --> 00:43:07,480 this is weird as fuck. 472 00:43:07,513 --> 00:43:11,017 Yo, who the hell bringing their kids up in here? 473 00:43:11,050 --> 00:43:13,353 Shit, not my kids. 474 00:43:13,386 --> 00:43:17,323 Not our kids. 475 00:43:17,357 --> 00:43:20,393 Is it weird that I'm getting really turned on right now? 476 00:43:22,228 --> 00:43:24,364 Oh, you a freak freak. 477 00:43:24,397 --> 00:43:27,835 It's never seemed to bother you before. 478 00:43:27,867 --> 00:43:29,502 Who says it bothers me now? 479 00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:42,715 Hmm. 480 00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,517 Happy birthday, baby. 481 00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:48,388 It's not my birthday. 482 00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:51,391 I still wanna see you in your birthday suit. 483 00:43:55,561 --> 00:43:57,530 Have you been listening to a word I've been saying? 484 00:43:57,563 --> 00:43:59,198 Look at all these naughty birthday boys 485 00:43:59,232 --> 00:44:01,033 - and birthday girls. - Oh, shit. 486 00:44:01,067 --> 00:44:03,871 I think it's time for them to go nightie night. 487 00:44:03,903 --> 00:44:07,573 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 488 00:44:07,607 --> 00:44:12,245 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's kill everyone ♪ 489 00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:24,590 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 490 00:44:24,624 --> 00:44:27,393 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 491 00:44:27,427 --> 00:44:30,096 ♪ One happy weasel says, "It's dinner time" ♪ 492 00:44:30,129 --> 00:44:32,565 ♪ Six little chickens oughta be just fine ♪ 493 00:44:32,598 --> 00:44:35,435 ♪ Six little chickens in the weasel's den ♪ 494 00:44:35,468 --> 00:44:37,937 ♪ Four little roosters and a couple of hens ♪ 495 00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:40,606 ♪ Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide ♪ 496 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,242 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 497 00:44:43,276 --> 00:44:46,078 ♪ Six little chickens ♪ Watch out, now! 498 00:44:46,112 --> 00:44:48,614 ♪ Six little chickens ♪ Here comes the weasel! 499 00:44:48,648 --> 00:44:50,950 ♪ Six little chickens running outta time ♪ 500 00:44:50,983 --> 00:44:52,752 Whoops! 501 00:44:52,786 --> 00:44:56,489 ♪ Five little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 502 00:45:02,962 --> 00:45:05,598 - Shit! - What the... holy fuck! 503 00:45:17,143 --> 00:45:20,480 Go. Leave. Leave! 504 00:45:20,513 --> 00:45:22,950 Chris, go. 505 00:45:30,656 --> 00:45:32,191 I'm sorry. 506 00:46:12,698 --> 00:46:14,166 Why you stopping? 507 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,837 Has that thing always been here? 508 00:46:16,870 --> 00:46:18,005 Girl, that thing been 509 00:46:18,037 --> 00:46:19,338 in every single room we've been in. 510 00:46:19,372 --> 00:46:21,008 It's on the wall right now. Come on, babe. 511 00:46:33,052 --> 00:46:34,720 It's staring at us. 512 00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:38,391 Well, then let's give it a show. 513 00:46:38,424 --> 00:46:40,027 What you talking about? Come on. 514 00:46:40,059 --> 00:46:40,894 Get nasty with it. 515 00:48:05,645 --> 00:48:09,281 - Hayesville Sheriff's Office. - Sheriff? 516 00:48:09,315 --> 00:48:11,651 This is Sheriff Lund. 517 00:48:11,684 --> 00:48:13,619 It's Chris Muley. 518 00:48:13,653 --> 00:48:16,622 What can I do you for, Chris? 519 00:48:16,656 --> 00:48:19,793 Christ, I did something stupid. 520 00:48:19,826 --> 00:48:22,495 We're at Willy's. 521 00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:28,634 Prank call. 522 00:48:35,341 --> 00:48:37,811 You want me to get that? 523 00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:39,980 People made their beds, they gotta lie in 'em. 524 00:48:40,013 --> 00:48:44,316 Pretty sure the saying is, "Protect and Serve," Sheriff. 525 00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:46,153 Shut your mouth, smart guy. 526 00:48:46,185 --> 00:48:48,187 You're not funny. 527 00:48:49,522 --> 00:48:51,158 Liv brought us here. 528 00:48:51,190 --> 00:48:52,658 Son of a bitch. 529 00:48:52,692 --> 00:48:54,393 Get your asses out of there, son. 530 00:48:56,195 --> 00:48:57,496 Put your balls on, Evan. 531 00:48:57,530 --> 00:48:59,365 We're going to Willy's. 532 00:50:52,979 --> 00:50:56,116 Bobby, that thing just moved! 533 00:50:56,149 --> 00:50:59,119 Where the fuck did it go? 534 00:51:00,987 --> 00:51:02,122 No! No! 535 00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:29,149 I really need you to help me find my friends. 536 00:51:29,182 --> 00:51:33,485 Please. 537 00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:38,325 Oh, my God. Kathy! 538 00:51:53,874 --> 00:51:55,175 Oh, my God. 539 00:52:54,267 --> 00:52:58,071 I'm so sorry. 540 00:53:05,111 --> 00:53:08,415 Hello, little boy. 541 00:53:08,447 --> 00:53:10,417 You don't have to be afraid of me. 542 00:53:10,449 --> 00:53:17,090 I'm not the same as the others. 543 00:53:17,123 --> 00:53:18,925 They're so mean to me. 544 00:53:18,959 --> 00:53:20,427 They call me ugly 545 00:53:20,459 --> 00:53:23,096 and they make fun of my colorful skin. 546 00:53:23,129 --> 00:53:25,597 I'm trapped in this body. 547 00:53:25,631 --> 00:53:28,767 I just want to be free. 548 00:53:28,802 --> 00:53:31,770 I guess I don't expect you to believe me. 549 00:53:31,805 --> 00:53:33,605 I hoped that you were different. 550 00:53:42,148 --> 00:53:43,783 I'm Chris. 551 00:53:43,817 --> 00:53:46,786 Trust me, Chris. You know you can. 552 00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:51,324 You can feel my goodness. 553 00:53:51,358 --> 00:53:55,462 If what you're saying is true, 554 00:53:55,494 --> 00:53:58,664 and you're not like the others... 555 00:54:01,001 --> 00:54:04,137 I could help you get to the next life? 556 00:54:04,170 --> 00:54:05,637 It's true. 557 00:54:05,671 --> 00:54:07,639 Evil has kept me here. 558 00:54:07,673 --> 00:54:09,309 You must have questions. 559 00:54:09,342 --> 00:54:12,511 I can tell you so much about the other side. 560 00:54:12,544 --> 00:54:15,348 I can answer all your questions. 561 00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:17,317 If you can help me. 562 00:54:19,518 --> 00:54:21,154 You ever use your sidearm? 563 00:54:21,187 --> 00:54:23,156 Oh. In training. 564 00:54:23,189 --> 00:54:24,991 But these are just punk kids, right? 565 00:54:25,025 --> 00:54:26,826 What, vandalizing and loitering? 566 00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:28,527 I doubt we'll need to drop 'em. 567 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,498 It's not the kids. 568 00:54:31,530 --> 00:54:33,366 It's Willy. 569 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,002 The dancing rat? 570 00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:39,372 Okay. 571 00:54:39,406 --> 00:54:40,672 I get it. I get it. 572 00:54:40,706 --> 00:54:44,177 The boys told you to pull a fast one on me. 573 00:54:44,210 --> 00:54:46,346 Bravo. Nice try. 574 00:54:46,379 --> 00:54:49,681 It ain't no prank. 575 00:54:49,715 --> 00:54:54,187 This is real as it gets. I guaran-damn-tee you that. 576 00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:57,023 See, in town, we knew what was happening at Willy's. 577 00:54:57,057 --> 00:55:00,527 We knew there was something supernatural going on. 578 00:55:00,559 --> 00:55:01,861 We bellowed to the high heavens 579 00:55:01,895 --> 00:55:03,695 that the machines were evil. 580 00:55:03,729 --> 00:55:05,365 No one believed us. 581 00:55:05,398 --> 00:55:07,367 They thought we were yokels. 582 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,370 Tex eventually hired a demolition crew 583 00:55:10,403 --> 00:55:11,871 to destroy Willy's, 584 00:55:11,905 --> 00:55:14,740 except the day before bulldozers were set to roll, 585 00:55:14,773 --> 00:55:17,709 Eric Miller, the contractor, was found in bed 586 00:55:17,743 --> 00:55:20,712 as chewed up as a McDonald's hamburger. 587 00:55:20,746 --> 00:55:22,882 His whole family too. 588 00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:25,085 After that, there wasn't a man alive 589 00:55:25,118 --> 00:55:26,718 that would take the job. 590 00:55:26,752 --> 00:55:29,255 The town decided that maybe it was better 591 00:55:29,289 --> 00:55:31,224 to let sleeping dogs lie. 592 00:55:31,257 --> 00:55:33,560 We told everybody just to stay away from there. 593 00:55:33,592 --> 00:55:37,063 We figured we'd just let it rot. 594 00:55:37,097 --> 00:55:40,400 But rabid dogs don't sleep when they're hungry. 595 00:55:40,433 --> 00:55:41,901 The machines got out. 596 00:55:41,935 --> 00:55:44,270 We found bodies at the ice cream shop, 597 00:55:44,304 --> 00:55:47,739 the hardware store, and even the school. 598 00:55:47,773 --> 00:55:50,742 We had a real Hobson's choice on our hands. 599 00:55:50,776 --> 00:55:52,245 You know what that is? 600 00:55:52,278 --> 00:55:53,413 No. 601 00:55:53,446 --> 00:55:55,582 No choice at all. 602 00:55:55,614 --> 00:55:58,418 We could either go to war with the machines, 603 00:55:58,451 --> 00:56:00,253 come off like crazy people, 604 00:56:00,286 --> 00:56:01,753 probably lose a lot of good folk 605 00:56:01,788 --> 00:56:04,090 along the way, or... 606 00:56:04,124 --> 00:56:06,259 Or what? 607 00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:09,262 We cut a deal. 608 00:56:09,295 --> 00:56:12,432 Leave our people be. 609 00:56:12,465 --> 00:56:13,933 Leave our children be. 610 00:56:13,967 --> 00:56:18,637 Leave our town be, and... 611 00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:21,441 and we will feed you. 612 00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:31,784 Well, the good news is, I can fix it. 613 00:56:31,818 --> 00:56:33,153 The bad news is, 614 00:56:33,186 --> 00:56:35,288 it's gonna have to sit till I get the part. 615 00:56:35,321 --> 00:56:39,292 Now, Hayesville's one hotel's booked. 616 00:56:39,325 --> 00:56:42,162 But I do have a place you can stay tonight. 617 00:56:42,195 --> 00:56:46,132 Now, it ain't the Ritz, but it's a roof 618 00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,467 and it's free 619 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,136 if you're willing to do a little light cleaning. 620 00:56:50,170 --> 00:56:53,806 Best place for a birthday party you've ever seen. 621 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,343 Heck, it once was, but we're gonna fix it. 622 00:56:57,377 --> 00:56:59,312 Bring her back to life. 623 00:56:59,345 --> 00:57:00,813 Congratulations. 624 00:57:00,847 --> 00:57:05,151 You are officially on staff. 625 00:57:05,185 --> 00:57:07,487 We lived up to our end of the bargain 626 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,355 and they kept theirs. 627 00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:12,492 We tried to find people who wouldn't be missed. 628 00:57:16,728 --> 00:57:21,568 People with low moral character. 629 00:57:21,601 --> 00:57:26,673 And some people who were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. 630 00:57:33,046 --> 00:57:36,849 Things didn't always go exactly as planned. 631 00:57:36,883 --> 00:57:38,717 I usually pride myself 632 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:41,554 on being able to expect the unexpected. 633 00:57:45,925 --> 00:57:49,696 But sometimes, life throws you a zinger. 634 00:57:55,235 --> 00:57:59,372 Well, this was the zinger of all zingers. 635 00:57:59,405 --> 00:58:00,873 Good night, darling. 636 00:58:00,907 --> 00:58:04,877 Sweet dreams. 637 00:58:04,911 --> 00:58:08,047 I never saw it coming. 638 00:58:08,081 --> 00:58:10,717 So that's why we're going? 639 00:58:10,749 --> 00:58:13,553 Liv. 640 00:58:13,586 --> 00:58:17,724 Much as she pisses me off, 641 00:58:17,756 --> 00:58:20,093 I couldn't live with losing that girl. 642 00:58:20,126 --> 00:58:22,729 I can show you what's on the other side. 643 00:58:22,761 --> 00:58:25,231 If you could help me get there. 644 00:58:25,265 --> 00:58:28,401 - Oh, Chris. - Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay. 645 00:58:28,434 --> 00:58:30,903 Kay, we're gonna make a deal and... 646 00:58:37,644 --> 00:58:39,412 Wanna play, bitch? 647 00:59:13,813 --> 00:59:16,282 Playtime's over now, girlfriend. 648 01:00:48,941 --> 01:00:50,376 Drop the lizard. 649 01:01:02,588 --> 01:01:04,390 Get that stuff off of her. 650 01:01:04,424 --> 01:01:06,592 Willy, I'm so sorry about this prick. 651 01:01:09,295 --> 01:01:11,397 Eloise, please, stop. He's a good guy. 652 01:01:11,431 --> 01:01:13,901 Shut your yap and get outside. 653 01:01:13,966 --> 01:01:14,934 They killed some of 'em. 654 01:01:14,967 --> 01:01:18,271 Oh. Stupid idiots. 655 01:01:18,304 --> 01:01:21,274 It'll just incite him more. 656 01:01:21,307 --> 01:01:24,410 Willy, this guy does not act for us. 657 01:01:24,444 --> 01:01:26,078 His actions should in no way reflect 658 01:01:26,112 --> 01:01:27,246 on the town of Hayesville. 659 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,917 You know that, right, Willy? 660 01:01:29,949 --> 01:01:31,117 Well, cuff him. 661 01:01:31,150 --> 01:01:33,085 For God's sakes, cuff him. 662 01:01:33,119 --> 01:01:34,420 No way. I'm not leaving him here. 663 01:01:34,454 --> 01:01:36,756 I'll give you two reasons why you are: 664 01:01:36,790 --> 01:01:38,926 your wife and your kid. 665 01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:40,259 If we don't do what needs to be done, 666 01:01:40,293 --> 01:01:42,328 nobody in this county is safe. 667 01:01:45,998 --> 01:01:49,937 Why couldn't you just die? 668 01:01:49,969 --> 01:01:52,104 Where are the others? 669 01:01:52,138 --> 01:01:54,106 They're dead. 670 01:01:54,140 --> 01:01:55,641 Stupid kids. 671 01:01:58,644 --> 01:02:00,814 Do you see? 672 01:02:00,848 --> 01:02:03,282 Okay, time to go. 673 01:02:03,316 --> 01:02:04,952 - Go. - No. Uh-uh. 674 01:02:04,984 --> 01:02:06,452 I'm not leaving without him. 675 01:02:06,486 --> 01:02:09,455 I'm not giving you a choice. Go. 676 01:02:09,489 --> 01:02:12,158 - I'm not leaving without him. - Get out of here. 677 01:02:12,191 --> 01:02:13,292 You don't understand. 678 01:02:13,326 --> 01:02:14,795 You've locked the wrong guy up in here. 679 01:02:14,828 --> 01:02:16,496 He's not trapped in here with them. 680 01:02:16,529 --> 01:02:19,298 They're trapped in here with him. 681 01:02:19,332 --> 01:02:21,334 Not for much longer. 682 01:02:23,837 --> 01:02:25,171 I'm sorry son. 683 01:02:35,181 --> 01:02:37,517 Is that what you did to my parents? 684 01:02:37,550 --> 01:02:39,519 You're a monster. 685 01:02:44,190 --> 01:02:45,324 What do we do now? 686 01:02:45,358 --> 01:02:46,359 Well, I'm gonna wait here 687 01:02:46,392 --> 01:02:47,828 until this problem solves itself. 688 01:02:47,861 --> 01:02:50,162 You drop her off in a cell, come back, and get me. 689 01:02:50,196 --> 01:02:52,198 Should be done by then. 690 01:03:07,915 --> 01:03:09,515 Hey, cowboy. 691 01:03:09,549 --> 01:03:12,051 Ready for a little ménage à trois? 692 01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:43,215 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 693 01:03:43,249 --> 01:03:44,717 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 694 01:03:44,750 --> 01:03:46,887 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 695 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,387 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 696 01:03:48,421 --> 01:03:52,592 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪ 697 01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:55,227 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 698 01:03:55,261 --> 01:03:56,596 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 699 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,235 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins ♪ 700 01:04:03,269 --> 01:04:04,403 ♪ Arms and chins ♪ 701 01:04:04,437 --> 01:04:08,107 - You can't arrest me - Can and will. 702 01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:10,409 Breaking and entering, destruction of property, 703 01:04:10,443 --> 01:04:12,578 and I'm pretty sure that was a dead body on the floor. 704 01:04:12,612 --> 01:04:15,082 What's worse, the dead body you saw, 705 01:04:15,114 --> 01:04:16,783 or the guy that you left to die? 706 01:04:16,817 --> 01:04:17,918 Are you ready to be a murderer? 707 01:04:17,951 --> 01:04:19,251 Because that's exactly what you're gonna be. 708 01:04:19,285 --> 01:04:20,921 You're gonna be a cold-blooded... 709 01:04:24,323 --> 01:04:28,127 Shut up! I ain't no murderer. 710 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,596 Then what are you? 711 01:04:30,630 --> 01:04:32,431 You're complicit. 712 01:04:32,465 --> 01:04:34,433 You're just another cult member recruited by the sheriff 713 01:04:34,467 --> 01:04:35,802 to do all of her dirty work. 714 01:04:35,836 --> 01:04:39,138 I ain't no cult member and I ain't no murderer. 715 01:04:40,306 --> 01:04:41,774 And how 'bout you, huh? 716 01:04:41,808 --> 01:04:43,275 Living with the sheriff all these years, 717 01:04:43,309 --> 01:04:45,478 all this going on, what have you done? 718 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,682 You don't know what it's like living with her. 719 01:04:51,484 --> 01:04:54,654 My entire life, it's like I've been a ghost. 720 01:04:54,687 --> 01:04:58,624 And no matter what I do, it doesn't change who she is. 721 01:04:58,658 --> 01:05:00,292 So I thought maybe I could do something right 722 01:05:00,326 --> 01:05:02,963 and burn this fucking place down. 723 01:05:02,996 --> 01:05:04,296 So I am doing something. 724 01:05:04,330 --> 01:05:05,999 What about you? Hmm? 725 01:05:06,033 --> 01:05:08,334 You just gonna sit there and watch all of this happen 726 01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:10,336 and not do anything about it? 727 01:05:18,011 --> 01:05:20,312 I'm gonna set things right. 728 01:05:20,346 --> 01:05:21,647 That's what I'm goddamn gonna do. 729 01:05:21,681 --> 01:05:22,682 You'll see. 730 01:05:29,056 --> 01:05:31,357 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins ♪ 731 01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:32,859 ♪ Arms and chins ♪ 732 01:05:32,893 --> 01:05:37,030 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and chins ♪ 733 01:05:37,064 --> 01:05:40,000 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins, arms and ♪ 734 01:05:40,033 --> 01:05:42,002 Oh, my God! Evan! 735 01:05:54,213 --> 01:05:57,216 Give me the keys. Give me the fucking keys. 736 01:06:09,062 --> 01:06:10,362 Shit. 737 01:06:10,396 --> 01:06:12,698 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 738 01:06:12,732 --> 01:06:14,366 ♪ Legs and lips ♪ 739 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,368 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 740 01:06:16,402 --> 01:06:17,871 ♪ Legs and lips ♪ 741 01:06:17,904 --> 01:06:22,241 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and hips ♪ 742 01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:24,577 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 743 01:06:24,610 --> 01:06:26,213 ♪ Legs and lips ♪ 744 01:06:30,117 --> 01:06:32,718 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 745 01:06:32,752 --> 01:06:34,054 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 746 01:06:34,087 --> 01:06:36,555 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 747 01:06:36,589 --> 01:06:38,058 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 748 01:06:38,091 --> 01:06:42,062 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪ 749 01:06:42,095 --> 01:06:44,563 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 750 01:06:44,597 --> 01:06:46,233 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 751 01:06:46,265 --> 01:06:49,936 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 752 01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:02,949 Sucks to be you, chica. 753 01:07:02,983 --> 01:07:04,918 Sucks to be you, pendejo. 754 01:07:04,951 --> 01:07:06,619 No! 755 01:07:06,652 --> 01:07:08,789 Ay! Oi! 756 01:07:17,296 --> 01:07:19,099 Por favor, no más. 757 01:07:19,132 --> 01:07:20,466 No más. No más. 758 01:07:20,499 --> 01:07:21,935 No más, por favor. 759 01:07:21,968 --> 01:07:23,602 Por favor, no más. 760 01:07:23,636 --> 01:07:24,971 No más. 761 01:07:34,313 --> 01:07:37,784 Damn stupid kids. 762 01:10:07,968 --> 01:10:10,971 ♪ When the daylight's gone ♪ 763 01:10:11,004 --> 01:10:14,441 ♪ And you find yourself alone ♪ 764 01:10:14,473 --> 01:10:17,776 ♪ Standing face to face ♪ 765 01:10:17,811 --> 01:10:20,814 ♪ Against the coming storm ♪ 766 01:10:20,847 --> 01:10:24,317 ♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪ 767 01:10:24,351 --> 01:10:27,120 ♪ To take your fears away ♪ 768 01:10:27,153 --> 01:10:30,957 ♪ We just need to last the night alone ♪ 769 01:10:30,991 --> 01:10:33,625 ♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪ 770 01:10:33,659 --> 01:10:38,465 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 771 01:10:38,497 --> 01:10:39,966 ♪ I'm taking you ♪ 772 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:44,636 ♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪ 773 01:10:44,670 --> 01:10:46,638 ♪ It's nothing new ♪ 774 01:10:46,672 --> 01:10:51,344 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 775 01:10:51,378 --> 01:10:52,644 ♪ Can you make it through? ♪ 776 01:10:52,678 --> 01:10:57,150 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 777 01:11:11,530 --> 01:11:14,167 That G-D-S-O-B. 778 01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:37,524 Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. 779 01:11:37,556 --> 01:11:40,692 Hold it right there, boy. 780 01:11:40,726 --> 01:11:42,929 Inside, now! 781 01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:49,402 Move! 782 01:11:49,436 --> 01:11:50,870 We had a good thing, 783 01:11:50,904 --> 01:11:53,572 but you just went and fucked it all up. 784 01:11:56,608 --> 01:11:57,877 Look at me. 785 01:11:57,911 --> 01:11:59,913 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 786 01:12:01,915 --> 01:12:04,551 All you had to do was die. 787 01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:06,052 Was that so hard? 788 01:12:06,086 --> 01:12:08,388 No, you just had to go ahead and stay alive, 789 01:12:08,421 --> 01:12:11,057 and now we got five dead kids 790 01:12:11,091 --> 01:12:13,226 because of you! 791 01:12:13,259 --> 01:12:15,895 You might have taken apart a few electronics, 792 01:12:15,929 --> 01:12:20,066 but I got a feeling that you can't stop a round. 793 01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:22,235 Willy! 794 01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:26,239 Willy needs to eat, and I'm gonna feed him. 795 01:12:26,272 --> 01:12:29,741 Willy, come and get it! 796 01:12:56,336 --> 01:12:58,938 Hey, kids, do you know what time it is? 797 01:12:58,972 --> 01:13:01,441 It's birthday time. 798 01:13:01,474 --> 01:13:04,944 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 799 01:13:04,978 --> 01:13:09,449 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 800 01:13:09,482 --> 01:13:13,453 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 801 01:13:13,486 --> 01:13:16,823 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 802 01:13:16,856 --> 01:13:19,826 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 803 01:13:19,859 --> 01:13:22,962 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 804 01:13:22,996 --> 01:13:25,965 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 805 01:13:25,999 --> 01:13:30,470 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 806 01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,142 Okay, now, kids, clap your hands 807 01:13:36,176 --> 01:13:38,478 like there's no tomorrow. 808 01:13:38,511 --> 01:13:41,314 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's ♪ 809 01:13:41,347 --> 01:13:43,816 ♪ Where everyone's your friend ♪ 810 01:13:43,850 --> 01:13:45,318 That's right! 811 01:13:45,351 --> 01:13:49,656 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 812 01:13:49,688 --> 01:13:53,493 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 813 01:13:53,526 --> 01:13:56,162 ♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪ 814 01:13:56,196 --> 01:13:58,831 ♪ How old are you today? ♪ 815 01:13:58,865 --> 01:14:01,334 ♪ Everyone at Willy's is home ♪ 816 01:14:01,367 --> 01:14:03,336 - ♪ And you will stay ♪ - Forever. 817 01:14:03,369 --> 01:14:06,506 ♪ It's birthday time, it's birthday time ♪ 818 01:14:06,539 --> 01:14:09,842 ♪ It's birthday time, let's cheer ♪ 819 01:14:09,876 --> 01:14:12,711 ♪ At Willy's ♪ 820 01:14:12,744 --> 01:14:17,016 ♪ Wonderland ♪ 821 01:14:17,050 --> 01:14:20,687 Proudly serving families 822 01:14:20,719 --> 01:14:26,226 since 1984. 823 01:17:15,895 --> 01:17:17,196 Whoo! 824 01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:19,365 Now that is a whole lot of fun right there. 825 01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:21,869 - Yes, sir. - Tires are good to go. 826 01:17:21,901 --> 01:17:25,204 Even tuned her up for you. 827 01:17:25,238 --> 01:17:29,041 Always nice to add another toy to the collection. 828 01:17:34,914 --> 01:17:37,550 Take a peek yet? 829 01:17:37,583 --> 01:17:39,218 I was waiting for you. 830 01:17:39,252 --> 01:17:43,556 I ain't going in there. 831 01:17:43,589 --> 01:17:45,224 Pussy. 832 01:17:45,258 --> 01:17:47,895 Who are you calling a pussy? 833 01:17:59,772 --> 01:18:01,574 Son of a bitch. 834 01:18:11,785 --> 01:18:13,586 Oh, shit. 835 01:18:13,619 --> 01:18:15,621 I'll be God damned. 836 01:19:26,526 --> 01:19:31,832 ♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪ 837 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:38,671 ♪ Would you still remember me? ♪ 838 01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:47,848 ♪ For I must be travelling on now ♪ 839 01:19:50,884 --> 01:19:53,020 ♪ 'Cause there's too many places ♪ 840 01:19:53,052 --> 01:19:55,187 ♪ I've got to see ♪ 841 01:19:59,225 --> 01:20:04,530 ♪ But if I stay here with you, girl ♪ 842 01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:11,537 ♪ Things just couldn't be the same ♪ 843 01:20:15,408 --> 01:20:20,546 ♪ 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now ♪ 844 01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:28,721 ♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪ 845 01:20:28,754 --> 01:20:31,557 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 846 01:20:31,591 --> 01:20:36,228 ♪ And the bird you cannot change ♪ 847 01:20:39,298 --> 01:20:40,232 ♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪ 848 01:20:49,108 --> 01:20:53,080 I gotta tell you, my hat's off. 849 01:20:53,112 --> 01:20:56,083 That is one tough hombre. 850 01:21:07,493 --> 01:21:08,929 Whoo! 851 01:21:08,962 --> 01:21:10,763 - Well, it's over. - Yeah. 852 01:21:10,797 --> 01:21:13,466 Oh, my God, it's actually over! 853 01:21:13,499 --> 01:21:16,103 Hell yeah, it is, boy. Hell yeah, it is. 854 01:21:16,168 --> 01:21:17,603 Hey, come on. I'm gonna give you a ride 855 01:21:17,637 --> 01:21:19,472 We gonna celebrate. I'm buying. 856 01:21:19,505 --> 01:21:21,607 - Sounds good. - It's our lucky day. 857 01:21:23,977 --> 01:21:25,812 Oh, man. 858 01:21:28,347 --> 01:21:32,618 Hey, with the machines gone, 859 01:21:32,652 --> 01:21:36,790 I just might actually reopen it. 860 01:21:36,823 --> 01:21:38,125 You gonna need a gimmick. 861 01:21:38,157 --> 01:21:40,127 And a name. 862 01:21:40,159 --> 01:21:42,796 Maybe Tex's Turf. 863 01:21:42,829 --> 01:21:44,463 That could sing. 864 01:21:44,497 --> 01:21:46,298 Maybe get you a mechanical bull. 865 01:21:46,332 --> 01:21:47,633 - Yeah. - Draw the customers in. 866 01:21:47,667 --> 01:21:50,302 Yeah, yeah, I just... I just might. 867 01:21:51,704 --> 01:21:53,472 Oh, fuck me. 868 01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:55,341 Thanks for visiting Willy's Wonderland. 869 01:21:55,374 --> 01:21:58,011 Hope you hand a fantabulous time. 870 01:23:08,748 --> 01:23:12,384 And remember, friends, the party never ends. 871 01:23:12,418 --> 01:23:16,255 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 872 01:23:20,426 --> 01:23:24,064 ♪ Clap your hands and stomp your feet ♪ 873 01:23:24,097 --> 01:23:28,235 ♪ Snap your fingers to the beat ♪ 874 01:23:28,267 --> 01:23:31,771 ♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪ 875 01:23:31,805 --> 01:23:35,407 ♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪ 876 01:23:35,441 --> 01:23:37,576 Hey, kids, do you know what time it is? 877 01:23:37,610 --> 01:23:39,246 It's birthday time! 878 01:23:39,278 --> 01:23:43,083 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 879 01:23:43,116 --> 01:23:46,953 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 880 01:23:46,987 --> 01:23:50,924 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 881 01:23:50,957 --> 01:23:55,095 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 882 01:23:56,629 --> 01:23:58,764 Okay, now, kids, clap your hands 883 01:23:58,799 --> 01:24:00,934 like there's no tomorrow. 884 01:24:00,967 --> 01:24:04,104 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 885 01:24:04,137 --> 01:24:05,272 That's right. 886 01:24:05,304 --> 01:24:06,772 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 887 01:24:06,807 --> 01:24:08,641 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 888 01:24:08,674 --> 01:24:10,609 ♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪ 889 01:24:10,643 --> 01:24:12,611 ♪ How old are you today? ♪ 890 01:24:12,645 --> 01:24:14,948 ♪ Everyone at Willy's is home ♪ 891 01:24:14,981 --> 01:24:16,482 - ♪ And you will stay ♪ - Forever. 892 01:24:16,515 --> 01:24:18,450 ♪ It's birthday time, it's birthday time ♪ 893 01:24:18,484 --> 01:24:20,120 ♪ It's birthday time, let's cheer ♪ 894 01:24:20,153 --> 01:24:22,956 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 895 01:24:22,989 --> 01:24:26,126 Proudly serving families since 1984. 896 01:24:48,014 --> 01:24:51,017 ♪ When the daylight's gone ♪ 897 01:24:51,051 --> 01:24:54,486 ♪ And you find yourself alone ♪ 898 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,824 ♪ Standing face to face ♪ 899 01:24:57,858 --> 01:25:00,861 ♪ Against the coming storm ♪ 900 01:25:00,894 --> 01:25:04,331 ♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪ 901 01:25:04,363 --> 01:25:07,167 ♪ To take your fears away ♪ 902 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:10,669 ♪ We just need to last the night alone ♪ 903 01:25:10,703 --> 01:25:13,672 ♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪ 904 01:25:13,706 --> 01:25:18,510 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 905 01:25:18,544 --> 01:25:20,213 ♪ I'm taking you ♪ 906 01:25:20,247 --> 01:25:24,851 ♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪ 907 01:25:24,885 --> 01:25:26,685 ♪ It's nothing new ♪ 908 01:25:26,719 --> 01:25:31,390 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 909 01:25:31,423 --> 01:25:32,691 ♪ Can you make it through? ♪ 910 01:25:32,725 --> 01:25:39,199 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 911 01:25:39,232 --> 01:25:42,534 ♪ There's an empty stage ♪ 912 01:25:42,568 --> 01:25:45,537 ♪ And a body on the floor ♪ 913 01:25:45,571 --> 01:25:48,875 ♪ Willy's on the prowl ♪ 914 01:25:48,909 --> 01:25:52,212 ♪ We can't hide from them much more ♪ 915 01:25:52,245 --> 01:25:55,547 ♪ So take a breath and close your eyes ♪ 916 01:25:55,581 --> 01:25:58,251 ♪ The shadow's on the wall ♪ 917 01:25:58,285 --> 01:26:01,754 ♪ We just need to make it out alive ♪ 918 01:26:01,788 --> 01:26:04,757 ♪ Before they kill us all ♪ 919 01:26:04,791 --> 01:26:08,761 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 920 01:26:08,795 --> 01:26:11,730 Okay, now, kids, I want you to clap your hands. 921 01:26:11,764 --> 01:26:15,567 ♪ Willy's Wonderland ♪ 922 01:26:15,601 --> 01:26:17,603 You can run, but you can't hide. 923 01:26:17,636 --> 01:26:21,740 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 924 01:26:21,774 --> 01:26:23,910 Have you been to my Super Happy Fun Room yet? 925 01:26:23,944 --> 01:26:28,447 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 926 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:32,419 Then what are you waiting for? 927 01:26:53,139 --> 01:26:55,607 ♪ Driving fast down slow roads ♪ 928 01:26:55,641 --> 01:26:58,111 ♪ That's just the way I roll ♪ 929 01:26:58,144 --> 01:27:00,779 ♪ I'm a moving train, I'm falling rain ♪ 930 01:27:00,814 --> 01:27:03,649 ♪ Free from heavy loads ♪ 931 01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:05,952 ♪ Love the sound an engine makes ♪ 932 01:27:05,986 --> 01:27:08,321 ♪ The wind against my face ♪ 933 01:27:08,355 --> 01:27:11,458 ♪ I'm a lightning bolt, a blue steel Colt ♪ 934 01:27:11,490 --> 01:27:14,127 ♪ I run but never race ♪ 935 01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:21,968 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 936 01:27:22,002 --> 01:27:24,337 ♪ Love me or leave me, it's all the same ♪ 937 01:27:24,371 --> 01:27:29,809 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 938 01:27:29,843 --> 01:27:32,312 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 939 01:27:32,345 --> 01:27:34,981 ♪ Tears in my rearview fading away ♪ 940 01:27:35,015 --> 01:27:39,819 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 941 01:27:39,853 --> 01:27:42,489 ♪ Don't tie me to a post ♪ 942 01:27:42,521 --> 01:27:44,991 ♪ Put a saddle on my back ♪ 943 01:27:45,025 --> 01:27:47,827 ♪ The road's my home, I travel alone ♪ 944 01:27:47,861 --> 01:27:50,330 ♪ Light is how I pack ♪ 945 01:27:50,363 --> 01:27:52,832 ♪ I rarely say a word ♪ 946 01:27:52,866 --> 01:27:55,335 ♪ I try to tell the truth ♪ 947 01:27:55,368 --> 01:27:58,038 ♪ I'm ready to fight to make wrong right ♪ 948 01:27:58,071 --> 01:28:01,174 ♪ I'm tied until I'm loose ♪ 949 01:28:06,212 --> 01:28:09,015 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 950 01:28:09,049 --> 01:28:11,351 ♪ Love me or leave me, it's all the same ♪ 951 01:28:11,384 --> 01:28:16,688 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 952 01:28:16,722 --> 01:28:19,225 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 953 01:28:19,259 --> 01:28:21,861 ♪ Tears in my rearview fading away ♪ 954 01:28:21,895 --> 01:28:27,200 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 66206

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