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My last box.
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I guess I'm a real
Los Angelener now.
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Los Angelite?
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Wait, what are we called?
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Not that.
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What do you call a woman
whose wardrobe is 90% fleece?
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I'm from Iowa.
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My clothes
don't have to look good.
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They just have to help me
survive the winter.
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Ooh, hey,
I found pistachios.
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Do nuts expire?
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Eh, I'll roll the dice.[ Door opens ]
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Hey.
Hey, that's a nice vest.Hey.
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Is that new or did you just
reverse yesterday's?
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Oh, no, no, no.
Don't encourage the vest.
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We're trying to get her
to branch out,
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look a little less "Fargo,"
a little more
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not embarrassed
to be seen with her.
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No, I like a woman
in a vest.
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It says, "I'm dependable
in a storm,"
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you know, but also, "I feel
pretty good about my arms."
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I'll wear it to our
"Grey's Anatomy"
marathon tonight.
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But I'm gonna have to turn
the thermostat down
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because I'm already sweating
under my bra.
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Oh, I know
what you mean.
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I sweat in my lower back
when I tuck in my flannel.
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Oh.Is this elder-flirting?
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I don't know,
but it's very upsetting.
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Anyway, I came by
to let you know
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I actually have to cancel
tonight.
Oh, okay.
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I completely forgot --
I've got a few mates in town.
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We already had plans.
I'm so sorry.
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Oh, no, it's fine.
"Grey's" can wait.
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And we can raincheck
for tomorrow, yeah?
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You free?
Oh, you know me.
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[ Door opens ] I'm always free.
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That's what I love
about you.
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[ Chuckles ][ Door closes ]
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"You know me,
I'm always free"?
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That's like something you would
write on a bathroom stall.
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Yeah, what the bucket?
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You guys have something planned,
and he just cancels day-of?
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I don't like that.
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It's no big deal.
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His divorce isn't final,
so we're just friends now.
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We hang out.
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Unless something comes up.
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For him.
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She doesn't even
hear it.
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This "you and Danny"
thing
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is becoming a "you waiting
around for him" thing.
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You're like the booty call
without the booty.
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Excuse me.
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I don't wait around
for anyone.
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I think I have a little more
pride than that.
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Ooh! [ Gasps ]
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Hey!
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My hot boobs heated up
my pistachios.
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It's like being in first class
on an airplane.
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Mmm! Want some?
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Absolutely not.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Ooh, I haven't bought new
clothes in so long,
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I don't even know
what size I am.
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Jackie, check the tag.
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Absolutely not.
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You know, guys, ever since
I decided to live by
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that whole Steve Jobs "one
outfit for success" mentality,
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I don't dread shopping
anymore.
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Just give me 90 pairs
of beige pants
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and call me a billionaire.
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I think it's great
you're doing this, Jean.
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I'm obsessed
with makeovers.
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Being a lifelong "after," I'm
always fascinated by "befores."
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I'll have you know,
I'm a Waterloo "after."
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Mother Raines,
I'm so excited.
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How do you feel about
peek-a-boo shoulder tops?
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Unh! Don't answer that.
You love them.
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Okay, let's shop.
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Mm.
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Hey, Lane.
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Oh, hey, Victor.
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Is the back of my shirt
wrinkled?
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I swear I iron it
before work,
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but by the time
I get here,
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the wrinkles
are back somehow.
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Uh, well, the secret
is a steamer.
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I have a great one.
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It's actually my ex's,
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but, hey, if you're gonna
break up with me in an e-mail
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w-with absolutely
no closure,
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then I get to keep
the steamer.
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[ Laughs, snorts ]
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Uh...but you can borrow it
anytime.
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I could bring it to work, or I
could come to your apartment
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and steam
all your stuff.
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Or you could come to mine and
steam it all yourself there?
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I'll talk to you later.
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Not if I talk
to you first!
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[ Chuckles ] Ugh.
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Ohh.
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Hey, you okay,
Cookie?
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Lane had his heart broken
in college and never recovered.
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Ever since then, whenever
he has a crush on someone,
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he completely
falls apart.
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I didn't think
it was so bad.
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Mom, don't lie to him.
That was terrible.
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I mean, this is why
you're both alone.
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As the only person with
a boyfriend, you know --
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Playing pretty fast and loose
with the word "boy"
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when your boyfriendwent to
summer camp with Bernie Sanders.
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Bernie was a counselor.
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Hank came to the mall
with us once,
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and he literally couldn't stop
telling us,
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"You know, this place
used to all be orange groves."
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Okay, fine,
my boyfriend is old.
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Just listen to me.
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Both of you are giving away
your power.
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That's how you end up
getting hurt.
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I made the same mistake
with Andy.
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I mean, for three years,
I let my life become about him,
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and then he left
and I had nothing.
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So when I met Hank,
I decided
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to invest nothing
and keep myself safe.
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And she got Hank a Life Alert
to keep himsafe.
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I told him it was an iPod.
[ Chuckles ]
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And now I'm gonna help you,
because out of the three of us,
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I'm the guru.
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Look, we're in
a Three Bears situation.
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You're doing too much,
you're not doing enough,
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and I'm doing it
just right.
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Mom, you need
to get out there
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and flirt with someone
who's not Danny.
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Flirt?
I'm not sure I remember how.
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Watch.
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Hey.
How's it going?
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Okay, we're done.
Thank you for your service.
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[ Chuckles ]
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See?
All there is to it.
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Man, I do not miss
being single.
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Dating is
such a nightmare.
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Ugh, I know,
it's exhausting.
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A new person every week,
date after date.
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Calling that number
over and over again
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and wondering why
it's a grocery store.
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And you think you found
someone special,
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then she starts dating
your roommate.
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Oh!
You dated shes?
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Yeah, there were
hes, shes,
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couples, throuples,
what-have-yous.
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What-have-yous?
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I told you
my Berlin story.
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You know, just like when
you told me about that time
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you got a hickey
in a corn maze.
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Oh, yep. Yeah.
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That was a three-hickey year
for me.
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See, we both had our fun,
and now we have each other.
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[ Chuckles ]
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S-Still having --
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Still having fun,
though, right?
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♪♪
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Oh!
Oh. I'm sorry.
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Go ahead.N-No, you go ahead.
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It's fine.
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Oh. [ Sighs ]
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Hey.
How's it going?
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What?
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Hey.
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Hi.
[ Chuckles ]
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So, what are you gonna do
with all those lemons?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Uh, probably just use them
for lemonade.
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Ooh, so you're gonna
squeeze 'em.
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Lucky lemons.
[ Chuckles ]
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Sweetheart,
do you have the lemons?
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What? Oh!
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This is your sweetheart?
I'm so sorry.
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I-I didn't know, or I wouldn't
have been flirting with him.
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That was flirting?
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I don't think it was.
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[ Sighs ] Sorry.
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I was just trying
to open myself up.
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My landlord and I
almost kissed,
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and now he won't
watch TV with me.
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Why do you have to talk
to everybody?
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I'm sorry.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, you look like
you could use a drink.[ Sighs ]
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I've got pressed
celery juice
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and...some sort
of bone broth.
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They say it's good for your
immune system, but if you sweat,
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it smells like
you're making soup.
Mm.
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I-I'm Steve.
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I thought that guy
was flirting with me.
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I haven't dated in so long,
I can't tell the difference
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between flirting
and grocery shopping.
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Although, I thought
the "squeeze 'em" line was good.
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Oh, it wasn't.
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No, but,
for the record,
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if a man offers you
bone broth,
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he's definitely
flirting with you.
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I mean, he might be trying
to sell you bone broth.
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But in this case...
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I am flirting.
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You are?
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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♪♪
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Oh, to be
that mannequin.
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Come on, Lane.
I need you to focus, okay?
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[ Sighs ]
Play it cool.
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Don't give anything away,
okay?
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The more Victor knows
about you,
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the more
he can hurt you.
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Now go.
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May the flirt be
with you.
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Hey.
Could you help me out?
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Maybe.
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Just need that tank top
over there.
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Cool, cool.
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No, seriously,
hand that to me.
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The toy store across the way
calls the manager
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if we leave these mannequins
naked too long.
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Sure.
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Well, see ya around.
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I'm about to go
on lunch.
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Oh, me too.
Want to grab a kebab?
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Um...
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Pause, please. BRB.
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Um, he just asked me
to lunch.
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I should shut him down,
right?
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No, say yes,
but wait 10 minutes.
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Okay.
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Okay, this is weird.
Just go back to him.
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Okay, but slowly,
slowly, slowly, slowly.
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Uh, regular, regular.
Just go, go, go.
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♪♪
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So, he was like,
"Do you, like, like the kebab?"
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And I was like,
"I guess. I don't know."
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Like, "I'm so aloof."
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And then there was
like three minutes of silence,
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and then he finally goes,
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"So, do you want to go out
tomorrow after work?"
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Just like you said!
Ahh!
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Of course.
That's why I'm the guru.[ Door opens ]
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So, I'm really loving
some of this new stuff.
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My arms are a little constricted
in this jacket.
252
00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,993
I'm really missing
that vest life.
253
00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,430
Please don't say "vest life"
on your date.
254
00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,825
Hey. Oh, wow.
You look nice.
255
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,088
Pretty dressed up for a Season 2
"Grey's" marathon.
256
00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,090
Where do you keep your nuts
in that outfit?
257
00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:48,005
Oh, shoot.
I forgot to call you.
258
00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,790
I'm sorry.
I have to cancel for tonight.
259
00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,400
Oh.
She has a date.
260
00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,837
So do I, just in case
I was your backup plan.
261
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,273
[ Chuckles ]
Congratulations.
262
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,537
Um, you have a date, too, Jean?
That's...
263
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,190
That's a bit of a shocker.
You don't really date.
264
00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,323
Hmm.
Not sure
it's a "shocker."
265
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,020
I've dated.
Mm.
266
00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,109
2006.
267
00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,329
2011, 2012.Mm-hmm.
268
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:10,027
Okay, fine, 2011, 2012
was the same guy,
269
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,463
overnight
on New Year's Eve.
270
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,640
And today.
271
00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:14,989
I have a date with a guy
I met at the Farmers Market.
272
00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,468
What, and you're
going out with him?
273
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,079
What do -- What do you know
about this guy?
274
00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:20,995
Well, his name is Steve,
and he wanted to go out with me.
275
00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,692
What else do I need?Uh, maybe an address,
276
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,694
a criminal history,
DNA sample.
277
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,522
I mean, you live in a big,
dangerous city now, Jean.
278
00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,568
You can't just go out on a date
with a stranger.
279
00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,527
[ Scoffs ]
Isn't that what a date is?
280
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,790
Besides,
you were a stranger,
281
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,575
and I moved into
your guesthouse.
282
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,707
Yes, but I came with reviews,
which were all 5-star.
283
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,361
Except for one
Mormon family
284
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:42,190
who found the art
too provocative.
285
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,671
Why is this
your business?It's not, it's not.
286
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,498
I was just looking forward
to a bit of "Grey's" action,
287
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,413
and, uh, it's a little
last-minute to cancel.
288
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,415
That's all.
You canceled on me
yesterday.
289
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,679
Ah, yes, I did, and now
you're getting me back.
290
00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:55,290
Oh, I'm not getting you back.
I'm just living my life.
291
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:56,073
Okay, then, well,
enjoy your date.
292
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,292
Oh. Alright.
293
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,250
Hey! What's up, man?Oh, nothing.
294
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,512
Your mother's just
picking up strange men
295
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,427
at the Farmers Market,
but none of my business!
296
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,994
[ Door closes ]
297
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,517
What?
W-What's happening?
298
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,258
I have a date,
because I'm not gonna be
299
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,217
Danny's booty call
without the booty.
300
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,785
Ugh! No! Why?
301
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,221
Because, Freddie,
she's not just your mother.
302
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,701
She's a woman
with needs.Mm-hmm.
303
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,660
Ugh! No! Why?
304
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,098
Okay.
I need some advice.
305
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,187
Which one of these says,
"I am sexually adventurous"?
306
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,363
Ugh! No! Why?
307
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,801
Honey, what are you doing
with all those things?
308
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,065
Well, Celia's had this
interesting, amazing life,
309
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,849
and I'm just 90 pairs
of beige pants.
310
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,416
[ Sighs ]
She's had all these, like,
311
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,027
interesting,
incredible partners.
312
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,550
Uh, she didn't
come right out and say it,
313
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,596
but I think she was
Justin Bieber's muse.
314
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,685
The edgiest thing I've got
is a callus on my thumb
315
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,774
from playing too much
"Animal Crossing."
316
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,341
Do you see this,
you guys?
317
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,516
This is what
I've been talking about.
318
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,084
He is so invested
in his relationship,
319
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,738
he's willing to give up
his entire identity
320
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,217
for another person.
321
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,784
Look at this.
Learn from this.
322
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,090
Do not be this.
323
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,918
Honey,
just be yourself.
324
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,963
And if Celia doesn't
want you for you,
325
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,878
then she's not
the right person for you.
326
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,924
It's like Jackie says.
Hold onto your power.
327
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,013
Okay, you're taking advice
from Jackie?
328
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,449
She's our guru.
329
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,320
Yeah, now we both
have dates.
330
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,322
And I have nowhere
to put my nuts.
331
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,977
I'm having a very similar issue
with this onesie.
332
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:24,379
♪♪
333
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,772
[ Grunts ]
334
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,164
Excuse me.
Uh, can I help you?
335
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,210
Oh, yeah.
You got a step stool?
336
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,733
Let me rephrase
the question.
337
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,127
What the hell are you doing?
That's my tree.
338
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,869
[ Chuckles ] I don't think
anyone can own nature.
339
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,741
[ Chuckles ] As someone who owns
this yard, I think I can.
340
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,787
Yeah, I planted that tree
seven years ago,
341
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,658
and this is the first season
it's bearing fruit, okay?
342
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,878
It's been through a drought.
It's been through fungus.
343
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,053
It's been through
my divorce.
344
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,229
Those are my lemons.
345
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,840
Alright, simmer down,
Captain Serious.
346
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,712
There's plenty of lemons
for everyone.
347
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:53,974
Okay, but they're not
foreveryone,
348
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,671
are they,
Dr. Steals-my-lemons?
349
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,499
They're mine.
[ Sighs ]
350
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,327
See, it's moments like this
that make me really miss
351
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,677
living in Canada.
352
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,505
[ Sighs ]
353
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,206
Oh, hey, Sunshine.
I brought you a gift.
354
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,686
I couldn't get flowers,
so I brought you these.
355
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,732
Aww, lemons!
356
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,256
Like when we met.
Oh, yeah.
357
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,475
Yeah, that's why I got them.
Yeah.
358
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:18,825
Are you parked out front?
359
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,478
Oh, am I driving?
360
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,132
Oh, alright, then you better
give me a moment
361
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,003
to put a towel down
on the front seat.
362
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,921
You probably don't want
to hear this from me,
363
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,661
but I don't think you should
go out with that guy.
364
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,706
No, you have to stop.No, no, no.
365
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,361
He just stole
my lemons --
366
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,666
that one you're holding
right in your hand.Do you want it back?
367
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,712
No, I have more than I can use.
But what are you doing?
368
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,497
What are youdoing?
I'm living my life.
369
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,108
If you thought I was just gonna
sit around and wait for you,
370
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,674
you thought wrong.
Oh.
371
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,328
Besides, I don't owe you
an explanation.
372
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,766
The only thing I owe you
is rent.
373
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,246
Which I will get to you,
by the way.
374
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,074
I ran out of checks.
375
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,684
Okay, fine. Doesn't matter.
Fine, whatever.
376
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,121
I'm just trying to save you
from having a bad night.
377
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,383
Oh.
378
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,081
Okay, we are all set.
379
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:01,128
Back seat is a disaster, though,
so if this goes great,
380
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,043
we're gonna have to make out
on my hood.
381
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,480
[ Chuckles ]
Don't wait up.
382
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:10,267
♪♪
383
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,966
Alright, I got us a little bit
of everything.
384
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,883
And for some reason,
a lot of hummus.
385
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,320
Uh, when you said we were gonna
grab something to eat,
386
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,104
I didn't think we were
coming back here.
387
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,672
I-I was kind of thinking
restaurant...
388
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,716
menus...
389
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,502
chairs.
Oh.
390
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,244
Sorry, Jean.
I don't go to restaurants.
391
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,680
I should have
said something sooner,
392
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,638
but I'm a freegan.
393
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,424
A freegan what?
394
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,296
No, a-a freegan.
It's a way of life.
395
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,255
I haven't dated
in a long time.
396
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,518
I-Is that a religion
or a type of sex?
397
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,302
Because if it's a religion,
then I'm out.
398
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:48,001
Uh, n-- You see,
I-I don't pay for things.
399
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,829
I think the gross consumerism
in this country
400
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,092
has gotten out of hand,
so I just try to make do
401
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,138
with what people are giving away
or throwing out.
402
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,792
So, you never pay
for food?
403
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,055
Oh, not just food.
404
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,797
I mean, I get all my furniture
from the -- the curbside,
405
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,321
I get my towels from the gym,
and as for my clothes,
406
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,583
I pretty much just wait
for people my size
407
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,412
to, you know, die.
408
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,023
Oh.
409
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:13,330
Wow.
That's...resourceful.
410
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,811
I see treasure
in what others cast aside.
411
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,161
Kind of like
how I met you.
412
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,033
Remember, you thought that guy
was flirting with you?
413
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,556
I remember.
And he wasn't.
414
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,818
I remember.
And he had a wife.
415
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,776
I remember.
Yeah.
416
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,822
Well, that seemed like a perfect
moment for me to swoop in
417
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,259
and pick up
what he left behind.
418
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,566
Same way I got
my Ping-Pong table.
419
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:35,309
Although you're a lot prettier
than my Ping-Pong table.
420
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,398
And you have a lot less
bird crap on you.
421
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,313
Okay.
You know what?
422
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,227
This has been great.
[ Chuckles ]
423
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,011
And I learned
a new word.
424
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,708
Thanks for asking me out,
425
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,581
but this is the end
of your free sample of me.
426
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,017
You take care.
427
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,541
I figured
you'd probably leave.
428
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,282
You're clearly
out of my league.
429
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,545
I was surprised you said yes
in the first place.
430
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,634
I don't date much.
431
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,898
You know, it was just really
nice to be out with someone
432
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,596
instead of sitting at home
in some dead guy's pants,
433
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:05,556
watching TV through
my neighbor's window.
434
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,994
I'm just really tired of waiting
for something to happen.
435
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,474
It's nice to be out.
436
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,955
I was tired
of waiting around, too.
437
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,523
[ Sighs ]
438
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,612
I did great.
439
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,354
I got half an ear of corn,
flavored pretzels,
440
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,138
all of the kombuchas,
441
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,749
and I got one hand exfoliated
by the lotion lady
442
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,577
when I told her
it was my birthday.
443
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:29,276
[ Whispers ]
It's not my birthday.
444
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,626
You are a natural
at this.
445
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,758
Guess which hand they did.Okay. I love this game.
446
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,282
Alright.
447
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,675
Oh, I -- I think
it's the left one.
448
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,721
I mean, the other one
is really nice, too,
449
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,027
but, uh, this one's
a little softer.
450
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,724
[ Chuckles ]
451
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,424
Hey, have you ever been
to the Hollywood Bowl?
452
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,383
No, but I've always
wanted to.
453
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,124
Oh, well, I don't have tickets
or anything,
454
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:54,127
but if you hike like about
500 feet up above the Bowl,
455
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,563
you can almost see
the show
456
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,131
and you can almost hear
the music.
457
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,829
Is that why you have binoculars
in your car?
458
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,700
Yeah.
459
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,746
Well, that saves us
a conversation.
460
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,095
[ Both chuckle ]
461
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,793
♪♪
462
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,707
[ Door opens ]
463
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,580
Hey.
Oh, hey.
464
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,366
Whatcha doing?
465
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,715
I'm not really
doing anything.
466
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,065
Is that a bandage?
467
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,241
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
468
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,243
Yep. Yeah.
I got inked.
469
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,594
I got it
down at the tattoo shop.
470
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,422
I'm a tat guy now.
471
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,901
Got to keep it out of the water,
though.
472
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,338
No bubble baths
for this bad boy.
473
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,427
Ow!
474
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:36,125
You got a tattoo?
Are you insane?
475
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,648
Why?
I don't know.
476
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,346
Just trying
something new.
477
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,261
A.B.T. --
always be trying.
478
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,961
S.N. --
something new.
479
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,702
Okay, I know
what this is about.
480
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,269
You've been acting weird
481
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,226
ever since we had
that conversation
482
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,488
about our dating history.
483
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,403
What?
What conversation?
484
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,362
Oh, it had something
to do with, uh...
485
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,929
Germany and --
and throuples?
486
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,496
Yeah, I knew
that freaked you out.
487
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,846
Why?
488
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,587
I just want you to know that I'm
willing to do whatever it takes
489
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,024
to keep you interested.
490
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,764
I'll get tats,
piercings.
491
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,551
I'm willing to play
the saxophone again.
492
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,422
I really don't want you to get
tired of me, Celia.
493
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,381
Why would I get
tired of you?
494
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,470
Because you want --
495
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,690
you want variety and exotic
locations and adventure.
496
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,257
I'm just a...
497
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,391
just a straight,
white man.
498
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,785
Yeah, I can tell by the way
you're telling me what I want.
499
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:31,485
Look,
after quarantine started,
500
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,400
I couldn't travel,
there were no more parties,
501
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,923
I was still on probation,
502
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,968
my hairstylist moved
back to Omaha --
503
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,841
Wait. What?
Yeah, I know.
I had to cut this myself.
504
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:43,236
Ugh. I just had to stop
and be for a minute.
505
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,760
And it gave me time
to figure out
506
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,675
what I truly wanted
and needed.
507
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:51,853
And then we met,
and I realized it was you.
508
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,769
You mean me, the Iowa boy
with the beige pants
509
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,553
and the boring
work-from-home job?
510
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,686
I'm saying
I love you, dummy.
511
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,601
I love you, too.
512
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,256
Okay, let's see
that tattoo.
513
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,823
Okay. Okay.
But just so you know...Mm-hmm.
514
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,390
...I got it for you.
Great.
515
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:10,306
And it stands for
"Celia for all time."
516
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,960
Okay.
Okay.
517
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,483
Again...
Mm-hmm.
518
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,398
..."for all time."
Great.
519
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:18,923
"Celia FAT"?
520
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,796
"For all time."
521
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,146
Have it removed.I already made
the appointment.
522
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,324
Oh, honey,
you're still here.
523
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,021
I thought you had plans.
524
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,806
Oh, I'm just gonna see Hank
tomorrow.
525
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,590
His nap ran into
regular bedtime.
526
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,593
How was your date?It was great.
527
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,030
We had a small-plates dinner,
I got half a beauty treatment,
528
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,294
and we played a game
of "Which hand is softer?"
529
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:44,732
Wow!
That sounds w-weird.
530
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,604
So, um, are you gonna
see him again?
531
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,389
No. [ Chuckles ]
No, no, no, no, no.
532
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,174
I mean, he was very sweet,
but not for me.
533
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,784
But don't tell Danny
for at least a week.
534
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:54,785
[ Chuckles ]
535
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,396
You were right.
536
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,962
I feel like
I took my power back.
537
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,573
You know why?
538
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,097
It's because I'm a guru.
[ Chuckles ]
539
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,838
I'm really proud
of you, Mom.
540
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,100
I'm proud of me, too.
541
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,754
[ Door opens ]
542
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,321
Hey, Mother Raines.Hey.
543
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,670
Hey, Mother Raines
in the making.
544
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,237
Just grabbing some clothes
that I left here,
545
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,021
and I'll be heading out.
546
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,066
See you all later!
547
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,156
Wait. What's going on?
What happened on your date?
548
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,853
Still on it. Going to
Palm Springs for the weekend.
549
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,116
See you all later!
550
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,727
Uh, what happened to being
aloof, not giving it all away?
551
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,643
Well, what happened is...
Palm Springs.
552
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,079
I'll be giving away
plenty.
553
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,646
See you all la--
554
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:33,389
Okay, I mean,
thank you so much.
555
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,086
You definitely helped
with my nerves in the beginning,
556
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,785
but turns out,
that's not who I am.
557
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,700
I'm a sharer.
558
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,658
Victor says I'm as open
as a garden store on Saturday.
559
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,704
And he loves it.
560
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,663
So, seriously,
see you all later!
561
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,318
Have fun.
562
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,712
Bye.
[ Chuckles ]
563
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,454
This is exactly what
I told him not to do.
564
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,020
Sometimes you have to
give something away
565
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,283
to get something back.
566
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,849
He's going to get hurt.
567
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,677
Opening yourself up
is the only way
568
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,331
to have a real relationship,
sweetie.
569
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,551
My relationship is real.
570
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,248
Oh, I know.
571
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,815
I-I was talking about Lane.
572
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,556
Your thing is good.
573
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,166
And now I'm gonna get out
of these clothes
574
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,515
and put on
my victory fleece.
575
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:13,821
Thanks for your help.
576
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:20,131
♪♪
577
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,481
Oh.
Sorry.
578
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,395
No, you go ahead.No, no, please.
579
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,135
Oh. Wow.
580
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,876
I could never have sex
in a closet
581
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,574
after removing
a brain tumor.
582
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,489
I probably could.
583
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,057
[ Crunching ]
584
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,104
Mm. [ Chuckles ]
585
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:40,413
♪♪
586
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,723
[ Ringing]
587
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:47,811
[ Cellphone chimes ]
588
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,335
Hank. It's Jackie.
589
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,250
It's a video call.
590
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:52,163
Take your ear away
from the phone.
591
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,209
All I see is ear.
592
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,646
Hank, look at the phone.
My face is on the phone.
593
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,169
Okay.
594
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,128
Oh. No, you got to
turn it around.
595
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,695
The other way.
596
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,610
No, the other way.
597
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,002
I'm looking at the floor.
598
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,656
All I can see is the rug.
599
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,963
No, you don't -- No, no, no, no.
600
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,313
Keep holding the phone the way
that you're holding the phone.
601
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,184
It's the bottom --
bottom button.
602
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,143
Bottom button.
Can you see me at all?
603
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,014
Can you -- It's -- Just flip it.
604
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,799
If you hit that,
you're gonna hang up on me.
605
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,104
No. Okay. No --[ Cellphone chimes ]
606
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,150
Okay. You hung up on me.
607
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,370
♪♪
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