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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:05,005 My last box. 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,355 I guess I'm a real Los Angelener now. 3 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:09,139 Los Angelite? 4 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:10,488 Wait, what are we called? 5 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:12,490 Not that. 6 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:15,276 What do you call a woman whose wardrobe is 90% fleece? 7 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,625 I'm from Iowa. 8 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,409 My clothes don't have to look good. 9 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:19,758 They just have to help me survive the winter. 10 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,891 Ooh, hey, I found pistachios. 11 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,675 Do nuts expire? 12 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,982 Eh, I'll roll the dice.[ Door opens ] 13 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:28,593 Hey. Hey, that's a nice vest.Hey. 14 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,856 Is that new or did you just reverse yesterday's? 15 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,728 Oh, no, no, no. Don't encourage the vest. 16 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:34,121 We're trying to get her to branch out, 17 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,774 look a little less "Fargo," a little more 18 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:37,385 not embarrassed to be seen with her. 19 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:38,647 No, I like a woman in a vest. 20 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:40,866 It says, "I'm dependable in a storm," 21 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,347 you know, but also, "I feel pretty good about my arms." 22 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:46,220 I'll wear it to our "Grey's Anatomy" marathon tonight. 23 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,004 But I'm gonna have to turn the thermostat down 24 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:49,310 because I'm already sweating under my bra. 25 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,225 Oh, I know what you mean. 26 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,009 I sweat in my lower back when I tuck in my flannel. 27 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,793 Oh.Is this elder-flirting? 28 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,708 I don't know, but it's very upsetting. 29 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:59,102 Anyway, I came by to let you know 30 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,061 I actually have to cancel tonight. Oh, okay. 31 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:02,888 I completely forgot -- I've got a few mates in town. 32 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,499 We already had plans. I'm so sorry. 33 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:06,762 Oh, no, it's fine. "Grey's" can wait. 34 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:08,111 And we can raincheck for tomorrow, yeah? 35 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,330 You free? Oh, you know me. 36 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:10,592 [ Door opens ] I'm always free. 37 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:11,549 That's what I love about you. 38 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,421 [ Chuckles ][ Door closes ] 39 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:16,772 "You know me, I'm always free"? 40 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,079 That's like something you would write on a bathroom stall. 41 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,298 Yeah, what the bucket? 42 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:23,779 You guys have something planned, and he just cancels day-of? 43 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:24,910 I don't like that. 44 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,782 It's no big deal. 45 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,524 His divorce isn't final, so we're just friends now. 46 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:30,960 We hang out. 47 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,440 Unless something comes up. 48 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:33,615 For him. 49 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:34,746 She doesn't even hear it. 50 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,661 This "you and Danny" thing 51 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,011 is becoming a "you waiting around for him" thing. 52 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,144 You're like the booty call without the booty. 53 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:42,841 Excuse me. 54 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:44,321 I don't wait around for anyone. 55 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:46,236 I think I have a little more pride than that. 56 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,716 Ooh! [ Gasps ] 57 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,326 Hey! 58 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,068 My hot boobs heated up my pistachios. 59 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,462 It's like being in first class on an airplane. 60 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:55,811 Mmm! Want some? 61 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,465 Absolutely not. 62 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:58,988 ♪♪ 63 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:01,599 -- Captions by VITAC -- 64 00:02:01,773 --> 00:02:08,693 ♪♪ 65 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:12,132 ♪♪ 66 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,659 Ooh, I haven't bought new clothes in so long, 67 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:18,834 I don't even know what size I am. 68 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,836 Jackie, check the tag. 69 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,099 Absolutely not. 70 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,057 You know, guys, ever since I decided to live by 71 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,495 that whole Steve Jobs "one outfit for success" mentality, 72 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,584 I don't dread shopping anymore. 73 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:30,759 Just give me 90 pairs of beige pants 74 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,761 and call me a billionaire. 75 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:35,155 I think it's great you're doing this, Jean. 76 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,287 I'm obsessed with makeovers. 77 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:41,248 Being a lifelong "after," I'm always fascinated by "befores." 78 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,859 I'll have you know, I'm a Waterloo "after." 79 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,861 Mother Raines, I'm so excited. 80 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:47,341 How do you feel about peek-a-boo shoulder tops? 81 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,994 Unh! Don't answer that. You love them. 82 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,735 Okay, let's shop. 83 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:52,694 Mm. 84 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:53,782 Hey, Lane. 85 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,610 Oh, hey, Victor. 86 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:57,133 Is the back of my shirt wrinkled? 87 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,830 I swear I iron it before work, 88 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,092 but by the time I get here, 89 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,790 the wrinkles are back somehow. 90 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,226 Uh, well, the secret is a steamer. 91 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,140 I have a great one. 92 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,403 It's actually my ex's, 93 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:07,796 but, hey, if you're gonna break up with me in an e-mail 94 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,189 w-with absolutely no closure, 95 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:10,277 then I get to keep the steamer. 96 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:11,713 [ Laughs, snorts ] 97 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,976 Uh...but you can borrow it anytime. 98 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,369 I could bring it to work, or I could come to your apartment 99 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:17,197 and steam all your stuff. 100 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:18,633 Or you could come to mine and steam it all yourself there? 101 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:19,721 I'll talk to you later. 102 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,157 Not if I talk to you first! 103 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,115 [ Chuckles ] Ugh. 104 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,508 Ohh. 105 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:27,772 Hey, you okay, Cookie? 106 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,427 Lane had his heart broken in college and never recovered. 107 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:31,385 Ever since then, whenever he has a crush on someone, 108 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:32,908 he completely falls apart. 109 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:34,649 I didn't think it was so bad. 110 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:36,477 Mom, don't lie to him. That was terrible. 111 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,219 I mean, this is why you're both alone. 112 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,177 As the only person with a boyfriend, you know -- 113 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,440 Playing pretty fast and loose with the word "boy" 114 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:46,138 when your boyfriendwent to summer camp with Bernie Sanders. 115 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,705 Bernie was a counselor. 116 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,664 Hank came to the mall with us once, 117 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,187 and he literally couldn't stop telling us, 118 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,407 "You know, this place used to all be orange groves." 119 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,322 Okay, fine, my boyfriend is old. 120 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:56,975 Just listen to me. 121 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,935 Both of you are giving away your power. 122 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,415 That's how you end up getting hurt. 123 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,199 I made the same mistake with Andy. 124 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,680 I mean, for three years, I let my life become about him, 125 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,203 and then he left and I had nothing. 126 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:08,987 So when I met Hank, I decided 127 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:10,902 to invest nothing and keep myself safe. 128 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,253 And she got Hank a Life Alert to keep himsafe. 129 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:15,777 I told him it was an iPod. [ Chuckles ] 130 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,127 And now I'm gonna help you, because out of the three of us, 131 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,650 I'm the guru. 132 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,218 Look, we're in a Three Bears situation. 133 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,872 You're doing too much, you're not doing enough, 134 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,482 and I'm doing it just right. 135 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,528 Mom, you need to get out there 136 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,573 and flirt with someone who's not Danny. 137 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,793 Flirt? I'm not sure I remember how. 138 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,360 Watch. 139 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:36,276 Hey. How's it going? 140 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:37,929 Okay, we're done. Thank you for your service. 141 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,627 [ Chuckles ] 142 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,629 See? All there is to it. 143 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,805 Man, I do not miss being single. 144 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,459 Dating is such a nightmare. 145 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:46,895 Ugh, I know, it's exhausting. 146 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:49,289 A new person every week, date after date. 147 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,465 Calling that number over and over again 148 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,510 and wondering why it's a grocery store. 149 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,033 And you think you found someone special, 150 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,861 then she starts dating your roommate. 151 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,211 Oh! You dated shes? 152 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,518 Yeah, there were hes, shes, 153 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,215 couples, throuples, what-have-yous. 154 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,434 What-have-yous? 155 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,828 I told you my Berlin story. 156 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,525 You know, just like when you told me about that time 157 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:09,961 you got a hickey in a corn maze. 158 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,441 Oh, yep. Yeah. 159 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:14,531 That was a three-hickey year for me. 160 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:16,968 See, we both had our fun, and now we have each other. 161 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:17,926 [ Chuckles ] 162 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,319 S-Still having -- 163 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:20,363 Still having fun, though, right? 164 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:25,281 ♪♪ 165 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:26,500 Oh! Oh. I'm sorry. 166 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:27,762 Go ahead.N-No, you go ahead. 167 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:28,980 It's fine. 168 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:31,592 Oh. [ Sighs ] 169 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,159 Hey. How's it going? 170 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,683 What? 171 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:38,468 Hey. 172 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:41,428 Hi. [ Chuckles ] 173 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,212 So, what are you gonna do with all those lemons? 174 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,040 [ Chuckles ] 175 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,564 Uh, probably just use them for lemonade. 176 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:50,393 Ooh, so you're gonna squeeze 'em. 177 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:53,178 Lucky lemons. [ Chuckles ] 178 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,832 Sweetheart, do you have the lemons? 179 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,747 What? Oh! 180 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,228 This is your sweetheart? I'm so sorry. 181 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,230 I-I didn't know, or I wouldn't have been flirting with him. 182 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,232 That was flirting? 183 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,277 I don't think it was. 184 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,931 [ Sighs ] Sorry. 185 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,629 I was just trying to open myself up. 186 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,544 My landlord and I almost kissed, 187 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,633 and now he won't watch TV with me. 188 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,199 Why do you have to talk to everybody? 189 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,855 I'm sorry. 190 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,990 [ Sighs ] 191 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:28,518 Hey, you look like you could use a drink.[ Sighs ] 192 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,607 I've got pressed celery juice 193 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,393 and...some sort of bone broth. 194 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,351 They say it's good for your immune system, but if you sweat, 195 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,309 it smells like you're making soup. Mm. 196 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,181 I-I'm Steve. 197 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,357 I thought that guy was flirting with me. 198 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,794 I haven't dated in so long, I can't tell the difference 199 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,883 between flirting and grocery shopping. 200 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:48,016 Although, I thought the "squeeze 'em" line was good. 201 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,322 Oh, it wasn't. 202 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:51,976 No, but, for the record, 203 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,413 if a man offers you bone broth, 204 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:55,371 he's definitely flirting with you. 205 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:56,503 I mean, he might be trying to sell you bone broth. 206 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:58,026 But in this case... 207 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,028 I am flirting. 208 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:02,334 You are? Mm-hmm. 209 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,293 Oh, thank you so much. 210 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,731 ♪♪ 211 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,211 Oh, to be that mannequin. 212 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,605 Come on, Lane. I need you to focus, okay? 213 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:12,910 [ Sighs ] Play it cool. 214 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,346 Don't give anything away, okay? 215 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,652 The more Victor knows about you, 216 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:16,784 the more he can hurt you. 217 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,002 Now go. 218 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:19,047 May the flirt be with you. 219 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,052 Hey. Could you help me out? 220 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,446 Maybe. 221 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,100 Just need that tank top over there. 222 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,973 Cool, cool. 223 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,931 No, seriously, hand that to me. 224 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,846 The toy store across the way calls the manager 225 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,021 if we leave these mannequins naked too long. 226 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:39,633 Sure. 227 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,765 Here you go. Thank you. 228 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:42,984 [ Inhales deeply ] 229 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,595 Well, see ya around. 230 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:46,988 I'm about to go on lunch. 231 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:49,904 Oh, me too. Want to grab a kebab? 232 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:51,427 Um... 233 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:52,950 Pause, please. BRB. 234 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:56,911 Um, he just asked me to lunch. 235 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:57,868 I should shut him down, right? 236 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,740 No, say yes, but wait 10 minutes. 237 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:00,828 Okay. 238 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,006 Okay, this is weird. Just go back to him. 239 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,399 Okay, but slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly. 240 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,576 Uh, regular, regular. Just go, go, go. 241 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,579 ♪♪ 242 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:15,059 So, he was like, "Do you, like, like the kebab?" 243 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,583 And I was like, "I guess. I don't know." 244 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,410 Like, "I'm so aloof." 245 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,716 And then there was like three minutes of silence, 246 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,413 and then he finally goes, 247 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,372 "So, do you want to go out tomorrow after work?" 248 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,896 Just like you said! Ahh! 249 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,246 Of course. That's why I'm the guru.[ Door opens ] 250 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,336 So, I'm really loving some of this new stuff. 251 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,209 My arms are a little constricted in this jacket. 252 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,993 I'm really missing that vest life. 253 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,430 Please don't say "vest life" on your date. 254 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,825 Hey. Oh, wow. You look nice. 255 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,088 Pretty dressed up for a Season 2 "Grey's" marathon. 256 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,090 Where do you keep your nuts in that outfit? 257 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:48,005 Oh, shoot. I forgot to call you. 258 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,790 I'm sorry. I have to cancel for tonight. 259 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,400 Oh. She has a date. 260 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,837 So do I, just in case I was your backup plan. 261 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,273 [ Chuckles ] Congratulations. 262 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,537 Um, you have a date, too, Jean? That's... 263 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,190 That's a bit of a shocker. You don't really date. 264 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,323 Hmm. Not sure it's a "shocker." 265 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,020 I've dated. Mm. 266 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,109 2006. 267 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,329 2011, 2012.Mm-hmm. 268 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:10,027 Okay, fine, 2011, 2012 was the same guy, 269 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,463 overnight on New Year's Eve. 270 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,640 And today. 271 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:14,989 I have a date with a guy I met at the Farmers Market. 272 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,468 What, and you're going out with him? 273 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,079 What do -- What do you know about this guy? 274 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:20,995 Well, his name is Steve, and he wanted to go out with me. 275 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,692 What else do I need?Uh, maybe an address, 276 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,694 a criminal history, DNA sample. 277 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,522 I mean, you live in a big, dangerous city now, Jean. 278 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,568 You can't just go out on a date with a stranger. 279 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,527 [ Scoffs ] Isn't that what a date is? 280 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,790 Besides, you were a stranger, 281 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,575 and I moved into your guesthouse. 282 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,707 Yes, but I came with reviews, which were all 5-star. 283 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,361 Except for one Mormon family 284 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:42,190 who found the art too provocative. 285 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,671 Why is this your business?It's not, it's not. 286 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,498 I was just looking forward to a bit of "Grey's" action, 287 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,413 and, uh, it's a little last-minute to cancel. 288 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,415 That's all. You canceled on me yesterday. 289 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,679 Ah, yes, I did, and now you're getting me back. 290 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:55,290 Oh, I'm not getting you back. I'm just living my life. 291 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:56,073 Okay, then, well, enjoy your date. 292 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,292 Oh. Alright. 293 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,250 Hey! What's up, man?Oh, nothing. 294 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,512 Your mother's just picking up strange men 295 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,427 at the Farmers Market, but none of my business! 296 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,994 [ Door closes ] 297 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,517 What? W-What's happening? 298 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,258 I have a date, because I'm not gonna be 299 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,217 Danny's booty call without the booty. 300 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,785 Ugh! No! Why? 301 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,221 Because, Freddie, she's not just your mother. 302 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,701 She's a woman with needs.Mm-hmm. 303 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,660 Ugh! No! Why? 304 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,098 Okay. I need some advice. 305 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,187 Which one of these says, "I am sexually adventurous"? 306 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,363 Ugh! No! Why? 307 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,801 Honey, what are you doing with all those things? 308 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,065 Well, Celia's had this interesting, amazing life, 309 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,849 and I'm just 90 pairs of beige pants. 310 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,416 [ Sighs ] She's had all these, like, 311 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,027 interesting, incredible partners. 312 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,550 Uh, she didn't come right out and say it, 313 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,596 but I think she was Justin Bieber's muse. 314 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,685 The edgiest thing I've got is a callus on my thumb 315 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,774 from playing too much "Animal Crossing." 316 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,341 Do you see this, you guys? 317 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,516 This is what I've been talking about. 318 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,084 He is so invested in his relationship, 319 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,738 he's willing to give up his entire identity 320 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,217 for another person. 321 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,784 Look at this. Learn from this. 322 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,090 Do not be this. 323 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,918 Honey, just be yourself. 324 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,963 And if Celia doesn't want you for you, 325 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,878 then she's not the right person for you. 326 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,924 It's like Jackie says. Hold onto your power. 327 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,013 Okay, you're taking advice from Jackie? 328 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,449 She's our guru. 329 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,320 Yeah, now we both have dates. 330 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,322 And I have nowhere to put my nuts. 331 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,977 I'm having a very similar issue with this onesie. 332 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:24,379 ♪♪ 333 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,772 [ Grunts ] 334 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,164 Excuse me. Uh, can I help you? 335 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,210 Oh, yeah. You got a step stool? 336 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,733 Let me rephrase the question. 337 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,127 What the hell are you doing? That's my tree. 338 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,869 [ Chuckles ] I don't think anyone can own nature. 339 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,741 [ Chuckles ] As someone who owns this yard, I think I can. 340 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,787 Yeah, I planted that tree seven years ago, 341 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,658 and this is the first season it's bearing fruit, okay? 342 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,878 It's been through a drought. It's been through fungus. 343 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,053 It's been through my divorce. 344 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,229 Those are my lemons. 345 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,840 Alright, simmer down, Captain Serious. 346 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,712 There's plenty of lemons for everyone. 347 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:53,974 Okay, but they're not foreveryone, 348 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,671 are they, Dr. Steals-my-lemons? 349 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,499 They're mine. [ Sighs ] 350 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,327 See, it's moments like this that make me really miss 351 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,677 living in Canada. 352 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,505 [ Sighs ] 353 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,206 Oh, hey, Sunshine. I brought you a gift. 354 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,686 I couldn't get flowers, so I brought you these. 355 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,732 Aww, lemons! 356 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,256 Like when we met. Oh, yeah. 357 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,475 Yeah, that's why I got them. Yeah. 358 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:18,825 Are you parked out front? 359 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,478 Oh, am I driving? 360 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,132 Oh, alright, then you better give me a moment 361 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,003 to put a towel down on the front seat. 362 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,921 You probably don't want to hear this from me, 363 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,661 but I don't think you should go out with that guy. 364 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,706 No, you have to stop.No, no, no. 365 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,361 He just stole my lemons -- 366 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,666 that one you're holding right in your hand.Do you want it back? 367 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,712 No, I have more than I can use. But what are you doing? 368 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,497 What are youdoing? I'm living my life. 369 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,108 If you thought I was just gonna sit around and wait for you, 370 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,674 you thought wrong. Oh. 371 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,328 Besides, I don't owe you an explanation. 372 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,766 The only thing I owe you is rent. 373 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,246 Which I will get to you, by the way. 374 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,074 I ran out of checks. 375 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,684 Okay, fine. Doesn't matter. Fine, whatever. 376 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,121 I'm just trying to save you from having a bad night. 377 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,383 Oh. 378 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,081 Okay, we are all set. 379 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:01,128 Back seat is a disaster, though, so if this goes great, 380 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,043 we're gonna have to make out on my hood. 381 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,480 [ Chuckles ] Don't wait up. 382 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:10,267 ♪♪ 383 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,966 Alright, I got us a little bit of everything. 384 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,883 And for some reason, a lot of hummus. 385 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,320 Uh, when you said we were gonna grab something to eat, 386 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,104 I didn't think we were coming back here. 387 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,672 I-I was kind of thinking restaurant... 388 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,716 menus... 389 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,502 chairs. Oh. 390 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,244 Sorry, Jean. I don't go to restaurants. 391 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,680 I should have said something sooner, 392 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,638 but I'm a freegan. 393 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,424 A freegan what? 394 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,296 No, a-a freegan. It's a way of life. 395 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,255 I haven't dated in a long time. 396 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,518 I-Is that a religion or a type of sex? 397 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,302 Because if it's a religion, then I'm out. 398 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:48,001 Uh, n-- You see, I-I don't pay for things. 399 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,829 I think the gross consumerism in this country 400 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,092 has gotten out of hand, so I just try to make do 401 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,138 with what people are giving away or throwing out. 402 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,792 So, you never pay for food? 403 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,055 Oh, not just food. 404 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,797 I mean, I get all my furniture from the -- the curbside, 405 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,321 I get my towels from the gym, and as for my clothes, 406 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,583 I pretty much just wait for people my size 407 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,412 to, you know, die. 408 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,023 Oh. 409 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:13,330 Wow. That's...resourceful. 410 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,811 I see treasure in what others cast aside. 411 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,161 Kind of like how I met you. 412 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,033 Remember, you thought that guy was flirting with you? 413 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,556 I remember. And he wasn't. 414 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,818 I remember. And he had a wife. 415 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,776 I remember. Yeah. 416 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,822 Well, that seemed like a perfect moment for me to swoop in 417 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,259 and pick up what he left behind. 418 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,566 Same way I got my Ping-Pong table. 419 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:35,309 Although you're a lot prettier than my Ping-Pong table. 420 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,398 And you have a lot less bird crap on you. 421 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,313 Okay. You know what? 422 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,227 This has been great. [ Chuckles ] 423 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,011 And I learned a new word. 424 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,708 Thanks for asking me out, 425 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,581 but this is the end of your free sample of me. 426 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,017 You take care. 427 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,541 I figured you'd probably leave. 428 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,282 You're clearly out of my league. 429 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,545 I was surprised you said yes in the first place. 430 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,634 I don't date much. 431 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,898 You know, it was just really nice to be out with someone 432 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,596 instead of sitting at home in some dead guy's pants, 433 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:05,556 watching TV through my neighbor's window. 434 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,994 I'm just really tired of waiting for something to happen. 435 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,474 It's nice to be out. 436 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,955 I was tired of waiting around, too. 437 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,523 [ Sighs ] 438 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,612 I did great. 439 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,354 I got half an ear of corn, flavored pretzels, 440 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,138 all of the kombuchas, 441 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,749 and I got one hand exfoliated by the lotion lady 442 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,577 when I told her it was my birthday. 443 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:29,276 [ Whispers ] It's not my birthday. 444 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,626 You are a natural at this. 445 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,758 Guess which hand they did.Okay. I love this game. 446 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,282 Alright. 447 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,675 Oh, I -- I think it's the left one. 448 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,721 I mean, the other one is really nice, too, 449 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,027 but, uh, this one's a little softer. 450 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,724 [ Chuckles ] 451 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,424 Hey, have you ever been to the Hollywood Bowl? 452 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,383 No, but I've always wanted to. 453 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,124 Oh, well, I don't have tickets or anything, 454 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:54,127 but if you hike like about 500 feet up above the Bowl, 455 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,563 you can almost see the show 456 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,131 and you can almost hear the music. 457 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,829 Is that why you have binoculars in your car? 458 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,700 Yeah. 459 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,746 Well, that saves us a conversation. 460 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,095 [ Both chuckle ] 461 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,793 ♪♪ 462 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,707 [ Door opens ] 463 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,580 Hey. Oh, hey. 464 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,366 Whatcha doing? 465 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,715 I'm not really doing anything. 466 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,065 Is that a bandage? 467 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,241 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 468 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,243 Yep. Yeah. I got inked. 469 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,594 I got it down at the tattoo shop. 470 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,422 I'm a tat guy now. 471 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,901 Got to keep it out of the water, though. 472 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,338 No bubble baths for this bad boy. 473 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,427 Ow! 474 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:36,125 You got a tattoo? Are you insane? 475 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,648 Why? I don't know. 476 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,346 Just trying something new. 477 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,261 A.B.T. -- always be trying. 478 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,961 S.N. -- something new. 479 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,702 Okay, I know what this is about. 480 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,269 You've been acting weird 481 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,226 ever since we had that conversation 482 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,488 about our dating history. 483 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,403 What? What conversation? 484 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,362 Oh, it had something to do with, uh... 485 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,929 Germany and -- and throuples? 486 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,496 Yeah, I knew that freaked you out. 487 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,846 Why? 488 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,587 I just want you to know that I'm willing to do whatever it takes 489 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,024 to keep you interested. 490 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,764 I'll get tats, piercings. 491 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,551 I'm willing to play the saxophone again. 492 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,422 I really don't want you to get tired of me, Celia. 493 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,381 Why would I get tired of you? 494 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,470 Because you want -- 495 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,690 you want variety and exotic locations and adventure. 496 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,257 I'm just a... 497 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,391 just a straight, white man. 498 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,785 Yeah, I can tell by the way you're telling me what I want. 499 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:31,485 Look, after quarantine started, 500 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,400 I couldn't travel, there were no more parties, 501 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,923 I was still on probation, 502 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,968 my hairstylist moved back to Omaha -- 503 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,841 Wait. What? Yeah, I know. I had to cut this myself. 504 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:43,236 Ugh. I just had to stop and be for a minute. 505 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,760 And it gave me time to figure out 506 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,675 what I truly wanted and needed. 507 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:51,853 And then we met, and I realized it was you. 508 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,769 You mean me, the Iowa boy with the beige pants 509 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,553 and the boring work-from-home job? 510 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,686 I'm saying I love you, dummy. 511 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,601 I love you, too. 512 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,256 Okay, let's see that tattoo. 513 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,823 Okay. Okay. But just so you know...Mm-hmm. 514 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,390 ...I got it for you. Great. 515 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:10,306 And it stands for "Celia for all time." 516 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,960 Okay. Okay. 517 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,483 Again... Mm-hmm. 518 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,398 ..."for all time." Great. 519 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:18,923 "Celia FAT"? 520 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,796 "For all time." 521 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,146 Have it removed.I already made the appointment. 522 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,324 Oh, honey, you're still here. 523 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,021 I thought you had plans. 524 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,806 Oh, I'm just gonna see Hank tomorrow. 525 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,590 His nap ran into regular bedtime. 526 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,593 How was your date?It was great. 527 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,030 We had a small-plates dinner, I got half a beauty treatment, 528 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,294 and we played a game of "Which hand is softer?" 529 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:44,732 Wow! That sounds w-weird. 530 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,604 So, um, are you gonna see him again? 531 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,389 No. [ Chuckles ] No, no, no, no, no. 532 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,174 I mean, he was very sweet, but not for me. 533 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,784 But don't tell Danny for at least a week. 534 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:54,785 [ Chuckles ] 535 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,396 You were right. 536 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,962 I feel like I took my power back. 537 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,573 You know why? 538 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,097 It's because I'm a guru. [ Chuckles ] 539 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,838 I'm really proud of you, Mom. 540 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,100 I'm proud of me, too. 541 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,754 [ Door opens ] 542 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,321 Hey, Mother Raines.Hey. 543 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,670 Hey, Mother Raines in the making. 544 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,237 Just grabbing some clothes that I left here, 545 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,021 and I'll be heading out. 546 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,066 See you all later! 547 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,156 Wait. What's going on? What happened on your date? 548 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,853 Still on it. Going to Palm Springs for the weekend. 549 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,116 See you all later! 550 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,727 Uh, what happened to being aloof, not giving it all away? 551 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,643 Well, what happened is... Palm Springs. 552 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,079 I'll be giving away plenty. 553 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,646 See you all la-- 554 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:33,389 Okay, I mean, thank you so much. 555 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,086 You definitely helped with my nerves in the beginning, 556 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,785 but turns out, that's not who I am. 557 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,700 I'm a sharer. 558 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,658 Victor says I'm as open as a garden store on Saturday. 559 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,704 And he loves it. 560 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,663 So, seriously, see you all later! 561 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,318 Have fun. 562 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,712 Bye. [ Chuckles ] 563 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,454 This is exactly what I told him not to do. 564 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,020 Sometimes you have to give something away 565 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,283 to get something back. 566 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,849 He's going to get hurt. 567 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,677 Opening yourself up is the only way 568 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,331 to have a real relationship, sweetie. 569 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,551 My relationship is real. 570 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,248 Oh, I know. 571 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,815 I-I was talking about Lane. 572 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,556 Your thing is good. 573 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,166 And now I'm gonna get out of these clothes 574 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,515 and put on my victory fleece. 575 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:13,821 Thanks for your help. 576 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:20,131 ♪♪ 577 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,481 Oh. Sorry. 578 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,395 No, you go ahead.No, no, please. 579 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,135 Oh. Wow. 580 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,876 I could never have sex in a closet 581 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,574 after removing a brain tumor. 582 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,489 I probably could. 583 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,057 [ Crunching ] 584 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,104 Mm. [ Chuckles ] 585 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:40,413 ♪♪ 586 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,723 [ Ringing] 587 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:47,811 [ Cellphone chimes ] 588 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,335 Hank. It's Jackie. 589 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,250 It's a video call. 590 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:52,163 Take your ear away from the phone. 591 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,209 All I see is ear. 592 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,646 Hank, look at the phone. My face is on the phone. 593 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,169 Okay. 594 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,128 Oh. No, you got to turn it around. 595 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,695 The other way. 596 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,610 No, the other way. 597 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,002 I'm looking at the floor. 598 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,656 All I can see is the rug. 599 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,963 No, you don't -- No, no, no, no. 600 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,313 Keep holding the phone the way that you're holding the phone. 601 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,184 It's the bottom -- bottom button. 602 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,143 Bottom button. Can you see me at all? 603 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,014 Can you -- It's -- Just flip it. 604 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,799 If you hit that, you're gonna hang up on me. 605 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,104 No. Okay. No --[ Cellphone chimes ] 606 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,150 Okay. You hung up on me. 607 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,370 ♪♪ 41277

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