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♪♪
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I got my campaign posters back
from the printer.
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Tell me what you think.
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"Greg Otto: Integrity."
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Babe, I love it!
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That's the same voice
you use
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when the kids show you
their art projects.
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Fine.
I don't like the slogan.
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What's wrong
with "integrity"?
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As someone
without integrity,
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it feels like an attack.
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Plus, it's boring.
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The slogan needs
to be catchy,
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like
"Make Westport Greg Again!"
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How can I make Westport
more Greg?
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And the word "again"
implies that the town
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was once Greg
and now it's not.
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You took the fun out of this
real fast.
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I'm sticking
with integrity.
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It's the perfect slogan
because my opponents have none.
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Principal Ablin's only in it
for power,
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and Steve Hobert's
a dirty politician
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who only pushes policies
in exchange for favors.
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That's the gig, Greg.
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If you want to be
a politician,
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you got to get
your hands dirty.
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Not gonna happen.
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My hands will stay clean
because I have...
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You're a good person.
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We get it.
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Taylor, heads up --
I'm not doing laundry today.
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So, if you need underwear,
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cut two holes in one
of your dad's NPR totes.
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Mom,
you're so embarrassing.
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I'm on with the Joshes.
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-Hey, Mrs. Otto.
-Hi, Mrs. Otto.
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Katie. My lady.
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Hey, Josh.
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Hi, Josh.
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Hello. Josh.
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What are you doing still
hanging out with these idiots?
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Mom, they can hear you.
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Sweetie, it's okay.
[ Scoffs ]
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They know they're idiots.
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Mrs. Otto,
you should come with us
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to Blow A Gasket.
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It's this cool rage-room
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where you can pay to smash
old electronics.
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And we think
it'd be healthy for you,
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seeing how you're so filled
with rage.
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It's not rage.
It's hate.
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Rage is fleeting.
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Hate is forever.
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-But, Katie --
-Mom,
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stop intimidating
my friends!
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The Joshes
are a bad influence.
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You're in college now.
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You need to find
higher-quality people.
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You're right.
I am in college,
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which means you can't tell me
who to hang out with anymore.
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She just walked away
from me.
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Can you believe her?
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Are you really using my totes
for underwear?
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Watch me undress tonight
and you'll have your answer.
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♪♪
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Somebody named
Jessica Van Hought was arrested
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for shoplifting
a toothbrush.
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How embarrassing.
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Ooh, public shaming.
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I love it.
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This is why
I moved to Westport.
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And because of my job.
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Actually, it was really
only my job,
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but this is fun.
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Jessica is loaded.
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Why would she shoplift?
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Mm.
For the thrill.
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And that's why I steal
the silverware here
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and throw it away
when I get home.
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Well, I have
some actual big news.
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I'm close to picking
an egg donor!
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I'm down
to two candidates.
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This is so exciting.
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Both my donors
are smart, healthy,
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and play musical instruments,
so it's a tie.
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I want my kid
playing Britney Spears' "Toxic"
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on a baby grand
by the time they're three.
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Well, in my experience,
musical talent is not genetic.
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I mean, my kids can't sing,
but I sure --
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♪ Ca-a-a-a-an ♪
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Well, next time,
give me a heads up
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and I'm gonna come in
with the harmony.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'm going
to the fertility clinic
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to see if they have
any more information,
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and I want you guys to come with
to help me decide.
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I'm in.
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We got to pick you out
a good-looking baby
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so that I don't have
to give vague compliments
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like, "Oh,
what a darling outfit,"
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or "Wow, just look at her."
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I'm in, too.
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If I could have had control
over Grace's genetics,
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I would make sure
she didn't get
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the "dip all my lipsticks
in the toilet" gene.
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I knew I could count
on you guys.
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This is
the best squad ever.
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Aww. I wish Taylor had a group
like this.
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All of her friends went off
to college,
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and now she is left
with The Joshes.
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Uh, The Joshes?Mm-hmm.
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They're great.
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Josh has a lacrosse net
in his yard.
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He said I can use it
at any time.
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I mean, I haven't yet,
but again,
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totally can at any time.
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I need a fork.
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♪♪
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So, is everyone happy
with the fan placement?
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I went with
an indirect wind
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as opposed to the fans
on you guys.
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It's an old trick
Richard Branson taught me.
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Do either of you
need any help?
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No, thanks. Uh, I've got this
business plan under control.
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And nobody touches
my code.
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Okay, then.
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What can I do?
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Nothing.
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Because you're useless.
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Defend my honor.
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That is not true.
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Cooper brings tons of value
to our start-up.
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Like what?
Uh...
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he can wear the crap out of
a pair of Gucci driving loafers.
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I really can.
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Let me lay out some facts
for you, alright?
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Fact number one --
when you had money,
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you could have been
an investor.
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But now that you have no money,
you serve no purpose.
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And fact number two --
you've got toothpick legs.
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It seems highly unlikely
that a pair of driving loafers
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would look good on you.
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Okay. Feels like a natural
stopping point for today.
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Don't let Trevor
get under your skin.
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He's right about me,
man.
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Without my money,
what am I good for?
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You're a talented guy.
How?
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You can raise your eyebrow
really well
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in an inquisitive manner.
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So my brow game
is at a hundred.
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Big whoop.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Toothpick legs.
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[ Metal music playing ]
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I'm sick of my mom
judging my friends!
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I keep forgetting
my Hulu password!
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There's an owl outside my window
that keeps waking me up!
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Nobody will go see Shawn Mendes
with me!
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♪♪
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Chuckles ]
Wow. That was fun.
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What do you guys want to do
next?
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I say we all go
hot tubbing.
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And then get hot chocolate.
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That sounds great.
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I don't know
why my mom thinks
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you guys are such
a bad influence on me.
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Hot tub hopping
is trespassing,
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but since
it's her first offense,
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I'm letting her go
with a warning.
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Thank you so much,
Officer.
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We will take it
from here.
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What the hell is wrong with you,
Taylor?!
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It's just tub hopping,
Mom.
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Relax.
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Relax?
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Uh-oh.
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You said a "no-no" word.
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This is not
about hot tub hopping.
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This is about The Joshes
always getting you into trouble.
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Next time, do it right.
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Pick a house where the people
aren't home,
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throw a party,
it gets out of control,
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call the cops
on yourself.
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That's how it's done.
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Taylor, did the police officer
take you to the station
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beforehe drove you home?
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I got booked and everything,
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but I think he just did it
to scare me.
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Haberdashery!
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Ooh,
you're in big trouble.
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Your father
is talking old-timey.
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If you got booked,
that means your picture
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is definitely going to make it
in the police blotter
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in the Westport Gazette.
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I'm running for office.
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How can I run on integrity
when my daughter is a criminal?
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The cop let me off
with a warning.
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I'm sure if we explain that
to the newspaper dudes,
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they won't run the story.
I'll come with you.
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That's actually
a pretty good idea,
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and you volunteering
to fix your mistake
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shows a lot of integrity.Hey!
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Integrity's a good thing.
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Oh. Okay.
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Mm.
Hmm.
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♪♪
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Ooh, we have enough.
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We can upgrade our house.
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Franklin: Oh. Yes.
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[ Refrigerator door opens ]
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What are you doing, man?
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What does it look like?
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I'm eating my feelings.
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I have no value,
nothing to offer the world.
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That's your opening,
dude.
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You're killing the vibe,
man.
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I'm on a date here.
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It's hard to play
when you're moping around.
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So, cheer up.
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Or shut up.
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Give him a break.
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He's trying to figure out
his place in the world.
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Is there anything you've always
wanted to try, but haven't?
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I feel like I have
the soul of an artist,
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but I've never actually
drawn anything.
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Grab the crayons.
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The nice ones.
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They're in the safe
in my closet.
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You know the code.4932276098.
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Great.
Now we all know the code.
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♪♪
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Alright, guys,
let's see your portraits.
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Here's mine.
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What do you think?
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Wow. Wow, Cooper.
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Seriously, your drawing
i-is amazing.
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Love, hate, life, death.
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It's all in there.
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Hmm.
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Let me see your drawings.
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Holy crap.
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Mine's terrible.
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Franklin,
let me see yours.
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Normally, I'm more
of a surrealist,
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but with the medium of crayon,
impressionism called to me.
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Oh, yeah?
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Did a tragic fashion sense
call you, too?
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Sorry. I'm lashing out
'cause I'm hurting.
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It's actually
quite lovely.
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It's crap!
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♪♪
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So, I'm deciding
between Donor 20 and Donor 11,
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and I was wondering if you had
any more information on them.
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All the donor information can be
accessed on the online portal.
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I've read the files,
and I need to know more.
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You can tell a lot from looking
into someone's eyes.
260
00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:41,738
Like, your favorite
Beyoncé album is...
261
00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,392
Oh, my God.
It's "B'Day"!
262
00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,046
Girl,
you are a loose cannon.
263
00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,004
I'm sorry, but we don't go
that in-depth with the donors.
264
00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,789
Well, is there any way
we could contact them
265
00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,312
to see if they'd be willing
to set up a meeting?
266
00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,357
I can't give out
any of that information.
267
00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:53,794
Egg donation is anonymous.
268
00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,447
Oh, I see.
269
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,537
Like how Alcoholics Anonymous
says it's anonymous,
270
00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,364
but it's not
really anonymous.
271
00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,192
If someone sees a celebrity
there, they're gonna tell.
272
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,151
Yeah, my uncle was in AA
with someone
273
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:06,676
whose name rhymes
with Shmel Bibson.
274
00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:07,982
Would a hundred dollar bill
change your mind?
275
00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:08,939
Tami, cough it up.
276
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,201
I don't have any cash.
277
00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,246
J.D.?
278
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,203
Uh, do you take Venmo?
279
00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,161
Get out.
280
00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,728
-Okay.
-Oh.
281
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,208
I'll just tell you.
282
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,210
It was Mel Gibson.
283
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,043
Guys, I don't know
if I can have a baby
284
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,828
without meeting my egg donor
in person.
285
00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:29,394
What if she's someone who claps
when a plane lands?
286
00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:31,092
I can't live with
that kind of genetic material.
287
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,789
Hey, I do that.
Why is that bad?
288
00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,574
We lived.
Don't worry.
289
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,184
We can still meet
your donors.
290
00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,446
Before we left,
I went to the bathroom
291
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,404
and unlocked the window.
292
00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:40,841
So we can sneak back in
tonight
293
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,494
and get the addresses
of your donors.
294
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,105
What if we get caught?
I can't go to jail.
295
00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,541
Come on.
Be cool.
296
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:46,977
Oh, okay. I'm in.
297
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,283
I'm very susceptible
to peer pressure.
298
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,763
Tami, if we get caught,
299
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:50,807
they're never going
to consider me viable
300
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,026
for an egg donation.
301
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,854
Oh, that's true.
I'm back out.
302
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,116
But you just said if you don't
meet them face-to-face,
303
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,552
then you're not going
to do it.
304
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,033
If we don't do this,
no baby.
305
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,948
I really want a baby.
306
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,645
I'm in.I'm back in, too.
307
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:03,820
Wow! This is fun.
308
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:04,734
I'm all over the place.
309
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,127
Yeah, you are.
310
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:09,130
♪♪
311
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,436
I can't believe the publisher
wouldn't retract the story.
312
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,047
I guess
hehas integrity.
313
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,918
You learned a new word today.
We get it.
314
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,485
Hey.
315
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,574
Aren't you that dude
from Stewart and Kingston's
316
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,315
who writes a quote
on every check?
317
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,838
"Knowledge is power.
318
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,535
Knowledge shared
is power multiplied."
319
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,233
Robert Boyce.Yeah, I need to get a photo
of you
320
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,713
to prove to the guys
in the kitchen
321
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,888
that you're not
a 90-year-old woman.
322
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,280
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
323
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,587
Why were you guys meeting
with my dad?
324
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,197
[ Cellphone swishes ]Your dad is the publisher
of the Westport Gazette?
325
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,764
Sure is. In fact,
the only reason he bought it
326
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,331
was to keep me
out of the arrest page.
327
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,941
As someone who always
tips you 20%,
328
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,464
would you mind asking
your dad
329
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,727
to keep her out
of the police blotter?
330
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,032
I'm running
for city council.
331
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,643
I can't afford a scandal
right now.
332
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,383
It won't be the first time
I've helped a politician
333
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,342
keep his mistress
out of the newspaper.
334
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,257
She's my daughter.Ew! He's my dad!
335
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,041
Oh. You guys have
your story straight.
336
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:51,999
Well done.
337
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,565
I'd be happy to help you,
338
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,480
ifyou're willing
to help me.
339
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,699
Once you're on
the city council,
340
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,353
I need you to rezone
my ex's house
341
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,833
so it's not in Westport.
342
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,225
Why would you want that?
343
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,879
To lower
her property value.
344
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,968
That'll teach her
to call me petty and vengeful.
345
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,753
I don't think a deal like that
would be ethical.
346
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,232
Alright,
well, think about it.
347
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,799
And if you two ever broke up,
trust me,
348
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,322
you'd want to do the same thing
to her.
349
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,802
She's my daughter.
350
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,587
And you're her daddy.
[ Clicks tongue ]
351
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:21,376
♪♪
352
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,943
What about
construction worker?
353
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,206
Oh, no.
I promised my great-grandfather
354
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,817
on his deathbed
never to do manual labor.
355
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,254
I wasn't a pallbearer at his
funeral for that very reason.
356
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,778
Fair enough.
357
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,649
What about...comedian?
358
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,478
I have been known to make
some fairly keen observations
359
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:37,871
about the world.
360
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,481
Maybe it's time I put it
in joke form.
361
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,483
Yeah.
I love your observations.
362
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,485
Oh.
Which ones?
363
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,139
The...keen ones.
364
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,011
[ Chuckling ]
I love those, too.
365
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,404
[ Laughter ]...then the kangaroo said,
366
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,406
"Because I'm a marsupial,
for God's sake!"
367
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,016
[ Laughter ]
368
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,410
My boy can literally
do anything.
369
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,804
Thank you, guys.
That has been my time.
370
00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:01,459
[ Applause ]Next up on the stage
is an up-and-coming comedian.
371
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,985
Put your hands together
for Cooper Bradford!
372
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,726
[ Applause ]
373
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,861
So, I was having some spa water
the other day,
374
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:15,343
and I was like,
"Why do they call it spa water?"
375
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,867
You don't just drink it
in the spa.
376
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,522
You drink it on your yacht,
in your mansion.
377
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,785
They should call it
everywhere water.
378
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,135
[ Chuckles ]
379
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,615
Guys, that's --
that's funny.
380
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,835
Don't talk to us.
Just keep going.
381
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:32,142
What's a yacht owner's
favorite rap song?
382
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:35,145
"I Like Big Boats
and I Cannot Lie."
383
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,974
These jokes used to kill
with my staff.
384
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,236
Why aren't you guys
laughing?
385
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,760
Because
you were their boss.
386
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,283
You paid them to laugh.
387
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,198
Oh. Tough crowd.
388
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,635
Looks like I need
some everywhere water.
389
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,160
Nothing? That's called
a callback, people.
390
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,248
C'mon!
391
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,903
♪♪
392
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,644
[ Keyboard clacking ]
393
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,820
I found a way to keep Taylor
out of the police blotter,
394
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,779
but I need your help.
Should I keep my integrity
395
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,084
or should I make
a backdoor deal?
396
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,825
Greg, come on.Come on, what?
397
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,305
We both know
what's happening here.
398
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,351
You, Mr. Integrity,
are coming to me,
399
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,093
Mrs. Not A Shred Of Integrity,
so I can tell you
400
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,052
to make the decision
that you're too afraid to make.
401
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,444
That's exactly
what's happening.
402
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,924
Help me justify
my actions.
403
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,926
Even though you are benefiting
politically
404
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,406
by keeping Taylor
out of the paper,
405
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,495
you are protecting her
from embarrassment.
406
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:23,585
Keep going.And whenever you're trying
to protect your family,
407
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,066
you will always have
integrity.
408
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,198
Wow.
That kind of makes sense.
409
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,070
Just like when the guy
in the Mafia whacks someone
410
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,245
who's looking
at his wife wrong.
411
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,899
What?
Forget that part.
412
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:33,813
Make the deal.
413
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:38,034
♪♪
414
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,561
Okay, ladies.
Let's make this quick.
415
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:48,915
[ Keyboard clacking ]
416
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,133
[ Beep ]
Damn.
417
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,613
There's a password.
418
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,788
If this were one
of my boys' computers,
419
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,224
I could crack it
in a second.
420
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,879
I spent years
hacking into their devices.
421
00:13:56,966 --> 00:14:00,578
Boobs123, HotBoobs,
TigOleBitties.
422
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,754
I've seen a thousand episodes
of "The Mentalist."
423
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,800
My grandmother and I both think
Simon Baker's hot.
424
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,628
Oh, my God.
So hot.
425
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,369
I don't know who that is,
but I'm gonna say he's hot, too,
426
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,805
'cause I don't want
to get left out.
427
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,111
One thing I've learned
is that people
428
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,547
will often leave clues
for you.
429
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,984
You just have to look
for them.
430
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,117
This woman's
really into reindeer.
431
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,467
Ugh. She's one of those
year-round Christmas people.
432
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,468
Hey,
I'm one of those people.
433
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,469
Why is that bad?
434
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,470
Christmas is magical.
435
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,819
Reindeer.[ Beep ]
436
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,473
Reindeer123.[ Beep ]
437
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,475
Try TigOleReindeer.
438
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,346
Christmas.[ Beep ]
439
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,044
Christmas123.
440
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,219
[ Chime ]Boom!
441
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,134
Damn, you're good!Thank you.
442
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,309
[ Police siren chirping ][ Gasps ]
443
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,832
Oh, crap!
The cops are here!
444
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,355
We must have tripped
the silent alarm
445
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,574
when we opened the door.What are we going to do?
446
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,054
Flush the evidence!
447
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,882
Sorry. Old habits.
448
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,279
[ Police radio chatter ]
449
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,151
I don't want to go
to jail.
450
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,717
Or maybe I do.
451
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,371
It would give me some time away
from Grace.
452
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,590
She's killing me.
453
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,461
Okay, I'm ready for jail.
454
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,029
You think a five-star hotel
is going to rehire a felon?
455
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,640
At best, I'll be managing
a four-star hotel,
456
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,555
where the guests can get cereal
in the lobby.
457
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,167
Guys, you two climb out the
window and I'll take the heat.
458
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,733
Martha Stewart went to jail
459
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:09,996
and now she's got a cooking show
with Snoop Dogg.
460
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,693
I honestly want this.
461
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,912
Follow me.
462
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,092
Okay.
You can let go.
463
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,180
On one.
464
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,181
[ Screams ]
465
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,313
[ Thud ]
466
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,837
You good?
467
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,882
Yeah.
468
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,275
The alleyway is clear.
469
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,624
I can't believe
we're doing this.
470
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,147
Katie,
this is all on you.
471
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,149
I know.
I'm such an idiot.
472
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,238
I'm really sorry.What are you
talking about?
473
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,240
This is the most fun I've had
since I've been in Westport.
474
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,981
Yeah.
I'd much rather be here
475
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,635
getting in trouble
with you guys
476
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,115
than at home eating a whole bag
of potato chips
477
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,899
one small bowl
at a time.
478
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,292
C'mon.
Give it a try.
479
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,382
Oh, Tami,
you beautiful, stupid woman.
480
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:54,605
♪♪
481
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,873
Dude, don't give up.
482
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,788
There's more to you
than just money.
483
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,486
No. There isn't.
484
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:08,271
I was bred to be rich.
I'm a show pony.
485
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,056
You can't put a plow on the back
of a show pony.
486
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,971
It'd look ridiculous.
487
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,103
I know you have tons of
qualities that money can't buy.
488
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,671
Like what?When I was the new kid,
489
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:20,283
you became friends with me,
even though I wasn't wealthy.
490
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,330
And in a town like Westport,
that took character.
491
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,201
I am good on the inside.
492
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,550
Now do my outside.
493
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,596
Your outfit is fire
right now.
494
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:29,727
Thanks, buddy.
495
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,599
Hey, food's ready.
496
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,344
Whoa.
497
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:42,610
[ Crunching ]
498
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,916
This is amazing.
499
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,092
What did you put
in these?
500
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,049
Nothing special.
501
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,746
Just four kinds of cheese,
502
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,792
caramelized onions,
and a thyme-sage butter I made.
503
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,360
Oh, my God. Cooper,
this is honestly
504
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,101
the best grilled cheese
I've ever had.
505
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,494
Okay, guys,
you don't have to lie.We're not lying.
506
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,280
This grilled cheese tastes like
the last days of summer,
507
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,846
when the sunshine is endless
508
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,327
and the lake water
is as warm as the air.
509
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,374
Deep down, you know life
can't be this beautiful forever,
510
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:10,159
but that's why you go ahead
and take another bite.
511
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,030
[ Crunches ]
512
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,379
Thank you.
513
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,815
And you wonder
why I love him.
514
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,295
Who taught you to cook
like this?
515
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,296
No one.
516
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,862
I did spend a lot of time
517
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,473
watching
my family's personal chef.
518
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,865
I must've learned
from watching.
519
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,954
Well, I'm impressed.
520
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,566
The texture
of your grilled cheese?
521
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,176
Exquisite.
522
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,483
[ Exhales sharply ]
523
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,224
The plating?
524
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:34,053
Inspired.
525
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,532
Judges?
526
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,273
You may unpack your knifes
and stay.
527
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,971
So, wait...I'm a chef?
528
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:42,931
[ Exhales sharply ]
529
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,238
I'm a chef. [ Chuckles ]
530
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,761
You are going to wear
the crap
531
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:49,068
out of those black-and-white
checkered pants.
532
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,199
Yeah, I am.
533
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:54,160
♪♪
534
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,465
These are pretty.
535
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,032
Who sent them?
536
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,425
Oh, it's an apology
from The Joshes
537
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,035
for getting me busted.
538
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,342
I hate to admit it,
but you were right.
539
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,213
It's time for me to get
some more mature friends.
540
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,562
Hmm.
541
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,521
"Sorry, Bruh.
The Joshes."
542
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,305
Touching.
543
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,959
Actually, Taylor,
I think you should stay friends
544
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,003
with The Joshes.
545
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,657
I was wrong about them.
546
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,094
So, you don't think
they're idiots anymore?
547
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,878
Oh, no.
They're definitely idiots.
548
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,054
But my friendship
with J.D. and Tami has taught me
549
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,579
that sometimes, idiot friends
are the best kind of friends.
550
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,495
They spice it up
and they make life not boring.
551
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,671
But Tami and J.D.
aren't idiots.
552
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,847
No,
they're friends with me.
553
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,458
I'm the idiot.
[ Chuckles ]
554
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,155
[ Door opens, closes ]Walker kept his word.
555
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,157
Taylor isn't
in the police blotter.
556
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,727
That is true,
557
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,424
but did you check
the second page?
558
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,817
No. Why?
559
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,126
What the hell is this?!
560
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,388
You were arrested
breaking into
561
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,911
a fertility clinic
last night?!
562
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,652
Sounds like you know exactly
what the hell it is.
563
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,349
I made a deal with the devil
to keep my daughter
564
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,177
out of the paper
only to find my wife in there?
565
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,483
If it makes you feel
any better,
566
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,614
there won't be any charges
filed.
567
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,268
Or I assume.
568
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,661
I'm kind of treating it
like my parking tickets.
569
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,141
I've been a politician
for a week,
570
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,272
and I'm already doing
crooked deals,
571
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,491
and I have
a family scandal.
572
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,796
We're like the Kennedys,
573
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,450
without the money
or jawline.
574
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,930
Who are they?
575
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:14,109
♪♪
576
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,241
What is everyone
staring at?
577
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,851
You.
Your arrest
578
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,287
is all that anyone
is talking about right now.
579
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,854
Rumors are flying.
580
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,464
People think you were trying
to steal information
581
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,162
so you could sell your eggs
on the black market.
582
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,554
People have met
my children.
583
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,990
No one
is buying my eggs.
584
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,644
I'm sorry you got in trouble
for nothing.
585
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:28,689
It wasn't for nothing.
586
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,777
What do you mean?
587
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,173
Before the cops came in,
I logged back in
588
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,783
to the nurse's computer
and got the addresses
589
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,914
of your egg donors.
590
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,655
Katie, you're the best.
591
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,527
That's what idiot friends
are for.
592
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,140
[ Clears throat ]
They're also good
593
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,576
for giving you
free muffins.
594
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,838
Yeah, that's right.
I'm a part of this
595
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,362
whether you want me
or not.
596
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,412
Ooh!
Hamilton Rogers was cited
597
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,501
for using a gas-powered
leaf blower.
598
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,373
This police blotter
never disappoints.
599
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,723
Courtney Wellington
stole American Girl Dolls
600
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,681
out of a kids'
donation box?
601
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,249
It's horrible, but, like,
so horrible I kind of love it.
602
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,946
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
603
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,601
[ Gasps ] Jessica Varnacky
stabbed her husband!
604
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,125
Oh. I thought that was gonna be,
like, a funny one.
605
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,258
Mnh-mnh.
Anonymous vandal spray paints
606
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,565
"It Sucks" under
"Welcome to Westport" sign.
607
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,654
-[ Laughs ]
-Anonymous vandal?
608
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,960
[ Scoffs ] My dad doesn't
give me credit for anything!
609
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,353
Maybe he's trying
to protect you?
610
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,529
No. He's just not supportive
of my art!
611
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,321
[ Silverware clatters ]
612
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:36,583
Damn it!
613
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:41,183
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