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Did you know there are more people
with genius IQs living in China
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than there are people of any kind
living in the United States?
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- That can't possibly be true.
- It is.
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What would account for that?
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Well, first, an awful lot of people
live in China, but here's my question.
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How do you distinguish yourself
in a population of people
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who all got 1600 on their SATs?
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- I didn't know they take SATs in China.
- They don't.
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I wasn't talking about China anymore,
I was talking about me.
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You got a 1600?
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Yes. I could sing in an a Capella group,
but I can't sing.
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Does that mean you actually
got nothing wrong?
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I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.
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Or you could get into a final club.
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Or I get into a final club.
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You know, from a woman's perspective,
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sometimes not singing in
an a Capella group is a good thing.
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This is serious.
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On the other hand,
I do like guys who row crew.
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Well, I can't do that.
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I was kidding.
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And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.
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- Have you ever tried?
- I'm trying right now.
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- To row crew?
- To get into a final club.
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To row crew? No.
Are you, like, whatever, delusional?
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Maybe it's just sometimes
you say two things at once.
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I'm not sure which one
I'm supposed to be aiming at.
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But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
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No.
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Okay, well, they're bigger than me.
They're world-class athletes.
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And a second ago,
you said you like guys who row crew
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so I assumed you had met one.
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I guess I just meant I like the idea of it.
You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.
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Okay.
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Should we get something to eat?
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Would you like to talk
about something else?
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No. It's just since the beginning of
the conversation about finals club,
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I think I may have missed a birthday.
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There are really more people in China with
genius IQs than the entire population...
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The Phoenix is the most diverse.
The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc.
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Which one?
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The Porcellian, the Porc.
It's the best of the best.
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- Which Roosevelt?
- Theodore.
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Is it true that they send a bus around
to pick up girls
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who want to party with
the next Fed chairman?
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So you can see why
it's so important to get in.
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Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?
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- Why would you ask me that?
- I was just asking.
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None of them. That's the point.
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My friend Eduardo made $300,000
betting oil futures one summer
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and Eduardo won't come close to getting in.
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The ability to make money doesn't
impress anybody around here.
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Must be nice.
He made $300,000 in a summer?
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- He likes meteorology.
- You said it was oil futures.
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You can read the weather,
you can predict the price of heating oil.
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I think you asked me that
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because you think
the final club that's easiest to get into
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is the one where I'll have the best chance.
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I... What?
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You asked me which one was
the easiest to get into
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because you think that that's the one
where I'll have the best chance.
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The one that's the easiest to get into
would be the one
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where anybody has the best chance.
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You didn't ask me which one
was the best one,
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you asked me which one
was the easiest one.
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I was honestly just asking, okay?
I was just asking to ask.
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- Mark, I'm not speaking in code.
- Erica.
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You're obsessed with finals clubs.
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You have finals clubs OCD
and you need to see someone about it
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who will prescribe you
some sort of medication.
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You don't care if the side effects
may include blindness.
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Final clubs. Not "finals clubs."
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And there's a difference between
being obsessed and being motivated.
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Yes. There is.
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Well, you do.
That was cryptic, so you do speak in code.
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I didn't mean to be cryptic.
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I'm just saying I need to do
something substantial
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in order to get the attention of the clubs.
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- Why?
- Because they're exclusive.
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And fun, and they lead to a better life.
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Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president
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because he was a member
of the Phoenix Club.
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He was a member of the Porcellian,
and yes, he did.
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Well, why don't you just concentrate
on being the best you you can be?
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Did you really just say that?
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I was kidding.
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Just because something's trite
doesn't make it less true.
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I wanna try to be straightforward with you
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and tell you I think you might
want to be a little more supportive.
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If I get in, I will be taking you
to the events and the gatherings,
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and you'll be meeting a lot of people
you wouldn't normally get to meet.
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You would do that for me?
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We're dating.
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Okay.
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Well, I wanna try and be
straightforward with you
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and let you know that we're not anymore.
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- What do you mean?
- We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry.
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- Is this a joke?
- No, it's not.
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You're breaking up with me?
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You're gonna introduce me to people
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I wouldn't normally
have the chance to meet?
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What the... What is that supposed to mean?
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- Wait, settle down.
- What is it supposed to mean?
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Erica, the reason we're able to sit here
and drink right now
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is 'cause you used to sleep
with the door guy.
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"The door guy"? His name is Bobby.
I have not slept with the door guy.
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The door guy is a friend of mine,
and he's a perfectly good class of people.
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And what part of Long Island
are you from, Wimbledon?
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- Wait. Wait, wait.
- I'm going back to my dorm.
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- Is this real?
- Yes.
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- Then wait, I apologize, okay?
- I have to go study.
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- Erica?
- Yes?
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- I'm sorry, I mean it.
- I appreciate that, but I have to go study.
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Come on, you don't have to study.
Let's just talk.
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- I can't.
- Why?
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Because it is exhausting.
Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.
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All I meant is that you're not likely to...
Currently...
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I wasn't making a comment
on your appearance.
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I was saying that you go to BU.
I was stating a fact, that's all,
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and if it seemed rude, then I apologize.
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- I have to go study.
- You don't have to study.
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Why do you keep saying
I don't have to study?
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'Cause you go to BU.
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Do you want to get some food?
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I am sorry you are not sufficiently
impressed with my education.
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And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat,
so we're even.
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- I think we should just be friends.
- I don't want friends.
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I was just being polite.
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I have no intention
of being friends with you.
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I'm under some pressure right now
from my OS class
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and if we could just order some food,
I think we should...
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Okay, you are probably going to be
a very successful computer person.
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But you're gonna go through life
thinking that girls don't like you
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because you're a nerd.
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And I want you to know from the bottom
of my heart that that won't be true.
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It'll be because you're an asshole.
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Erica Albright's a bitch.
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Do you think that's because her family
changed their name from Albrecht,
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or do you think it's because
all BU girls are bitches?
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For the record, she may look like a 34C,
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but she's getting all kinds of help
from our friends at Victoria's Secret.
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She's a 34B, as in barely anything there.
False advertising.
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The truth is, she has a nice face.
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I need to do something
to take my mind off her.
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Easy enough, except I need an idea.
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I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
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So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m.
And it's a Tuesday night?
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Billy.
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The Kirkland facebook
is open on my desktop,
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and some of these people have
pretty horrendous facebook pics.
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Billy Olson's sitting here and had
the idea of putting some of the pictures
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next to pictures of farm animals
and have people vote on who's hotter.
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Good call, Mr. Olson.
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Yeah, it's on.
I'm not gonna do the farm animals,
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but I like the idea of comparing
two people together.
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It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel
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since people's ratings of the pictures
will be more implicit
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than, say, choosing a number to
represent each person's hotness,
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like they do on hotornot. Com.
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The first thing we're going to need
is a lot of pictures.
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Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep
a public centralized facebook,
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so I'm going to have to get all the images
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from the individual houses
that people are in.
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Let the hacking begin.
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First up is Kirkland.
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They keep everything open and allow
indexes in their Apache configuration.
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So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary
to download the entire Kirkland facebook.
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Kids' stuff.
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Next is Eliot.
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They're also open,
but with no indexes on Apache.
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I can run an empty search
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and it returns all of the images
in the database in a single page.
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And I can save the page and Mozilla
will save all the images for me.
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Excellent. Moving right along.
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Excuse me! Everybody!
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You are at one of the oldest,
one of the most exclusive clubs,
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not just at Harvard, but in the world.
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And I want to welcome you all
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to Phoenix Club's first party
of the fall semester!
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Lowell has some security.
They require a user name/password combo,
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and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't
have access to the main FAS user database,
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so they have no way
of detecting an intrusion.
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Adams has no security, but limits
the number of results to 20 a page.
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All I need to do is break out the same script
I used on Lowell and we're set.
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Quincy has no online facebook.
What a sham.
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Nothing I can do about that.
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Dunster is intense.
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Not only is there no public directory,
but there's no directory at all.
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You have to do searches,
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and if your search returns more
than 20 matches, nothing gets returned.
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And once you do get results,
they don't link directly to the images.
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They link to a PHP that redirects
or something. Weird.
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This may be difficult. I'll come back later.
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- Hey, Shark Week's on.
- What?
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- Great white, beautiful fish.
- Nice.
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Leverett is a little better.
They still make you search,
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but you can do an empty search and get
links to pages with every student's picture.
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It's slightly obnoxious that they
only let you view one picture at a time,
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and there's no way I'm going to go
to 500 pages to download pics one at a time.
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So it's definitely necessary to break out
Emacs and modify that Perl script.
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Here you go.
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Done.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Perfect timing. Eduardo's here
and he's going to have the key ingredient.
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- Hey, Mark.
- Wardo.
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You and Erica split up.
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How did you know that?
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It's on your blog.
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- Yeah.
- Are you all right?
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- I need you.
- I'm here for you.
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No, I need the algorithm you use
to rank chess players.
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- Are you okay?
- We're ranking girls.
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- You mean other students.
- Yeah.
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You think this is such a good idea?
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- I need the algorithm.
- Mark...
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I need the algorithm.
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Give each girl a base rating of 1400.
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At any given time Girl A has a rating R-a
and Girl B has a rating R-b.
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When any two girls are matched up,
there's an expectation of which will win
220
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based on their current rating, right?
221
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Yeah. And those expectations
are expressed this way.
222
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Let's write it.
223
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One on the left.
224
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The right.
225
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Yeah, still the right.
226
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- It works.
- Who should we send it to first?
227
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- Dwyer.
- Neal.
228
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- Who are you gonna send it to?
- Just a couple of people.
229
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The question is,
230
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who are they gonna send it to?
231
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Hey, guys, check this out.
232
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Someone go to the left. Dude, do left.
233
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,260
Look at these girls. Right or left?
234
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- Left is hot.
- Left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
235
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,390
Right or left?
236
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,270
That's my roommate.
237
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,270
- Oh, my God.
- The girl on the left.
238
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This is pathetic.
239
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,480
Right.
240
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Left.
241
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- Left.
- Left?
242
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:27,860
Oh, shit.
243
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Albright.
244
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He blogged about you.
245
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,870
You don't wanna read it.
246
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Left.
247
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Latina.
248
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Erica.
249
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,210
Is this yours?
250
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I stole it from a tranny.
251
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,880
Get the hell out of here!
252
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:51,550
- Left.
- One on the right.
253
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Left.
254
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,310
Man, that's an awful lot of traffic.
255
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:06,730
You think maybe we shouldn't shut it down
before we get into trouble?
256
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,780
Hello?
257
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,910
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?
258
00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:22,870
At 4:00 in the morning?
259
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,090
Well, there's a very unusual amount
of traffic to the switch at Kirkland.
260
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:28,630
You're saying it's unusual
for 4:00 in the morning?
261
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,800
No, this'd be unusual
for halftime at the Super Bowl.
262
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:33,840
All right.
263
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,140
I gotta go in.
264
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,270
What's going on?
265
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,980
Harvard's network is about to crash.
266
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,280
You don't think...
267
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,570
I do.
268
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,490
Go see if it's everybody's.
269
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I can't connect.
270
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,380
The network's down.
271
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,130
Unless it's a coincidence, I think this is us.
272
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,670
It's not a coincidence.
273
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,630
Holy shit.
274
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,470
So you were called in front of the Ad Board.
275
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,220
That's not what happened.
276
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,930
You weren't called in front
of the Administrative Board?
277
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,770
No, back. I mean back at the bar
with Erica Albright. She said all that?
278
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,480
- Mark...
- That I said that stuff to her?
279
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,230
I was reading from the transcript
of her deposition.
280
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,980
Yeah, why would you even need
to depose her?
281
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,740
That's really for us to decide.
282
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:36,360
You think if I know she can make me
look like a jerk, I'll be more likely to settle.
283
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:37,870
Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute?
284
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,700
Can we do that?
It's been almost three hours.
285
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,450
And frankly, you did spend an awful lot
of time embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg
286
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,370
with the girl's testimony from the bar.
287
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,080
I'm not embarrassed,
she just made a lot of that up.
288
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,250
She was under oath.
289
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,710
Then I guess that would be the first time
somebody's lied under oath.
290
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,520
The site got 2,200 hits within two hours?
291
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,980
Thousand.
292
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,230
What?
293
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,190
Twenty-two thousand.
294
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,610
Wow.
295
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,880
These guys are just freaking fast.
296
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:41,010
Is there any way to make this a fair fight?
297
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,850
Jump out and swim.
298
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,480
I think we'd have to jump out and drown.
299
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,600
Well, you could row forward
and I could row backward.
300
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:51,940
We're genetically identical.
Science says we'd stay in one place.
301
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,110
Just row the damn boat.
302
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,950
- You guys hear about this?
- What?
303
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,660
Two nights ago, a sophomore choked
the network from a laptop at Kirkland.
304
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,250
- Really?
- At 4:00 a.m.
305
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:09,830
How?
306
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,960
He set up a website where you vote
on the hotness of female undergrads.
307
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,880
What were we doing
that none of us heard about this?
308
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,010
I don't know.
309
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,630
A three-hour low-rate
technical row before breakfast.
310
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,180
Full course load. Studying.
311
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,550
Another three hours in the tank
and then studying.
312
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,850
I'm not sure how we missed it.
313
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,560
How much activity was there on this thing?
314
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,430
Twenty-two thousand page requests.
315
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,350
Twenty-two thousand?
316
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,900
Cam, this guy hacked
the facebook of seven houses.
317
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,650
He set up the whole website in one night,
and he did it while he was drunk.
318
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:35,900
Twenty-two thousand?
319
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,400
- Well, how do you know he was drunk?
- He was blogging simultaneously.
320
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:43,160
- You know what I think?
- Way ahead of you.
321
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,910
This is our guy.
322
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:46,910
Cameron Winklevoss.
323
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,210
W-l-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S.
324
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,580
"Cameron" spelled the usual way.
325
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,250
Tyler Winklevoss.
326
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,670
Tyler spelled the usual way, and my
last name is the same as my brother's.
327
00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,470
Mr. Zuckerberg, this is
an Administrative Board hearing.
328
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,760
You're being accused
of intentionally breaching security,
329
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,260
violating copyrights,
330
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:10,640
violating individual privacy
by creating the website www.facemash.com.
331
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,520
You're also charged with
being in violation of university policy,
332
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,820
on distribution of digitized images.
333
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,940
Before we begin with our questioning,
you're allowed to make a statement.
334
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:20,240
Would you like to do so?
335
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,280
I...
336
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:27,990
You know, I've already apologized
in The Crimson to the ABHW,
337
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,660
to Fuerza Latina,
338
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,080
and to any women at Harvard
who may have been insulted,
339
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,420
as I take it that they were.
340
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,380
As for any charges stemming
from the breach of security,
341
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:40,340
I believe I deserve
some recognition from this board.
342
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,470
- I'm sorry?
- Yes.
343
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,550
I don't understand.
344
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,680
Which part?
345
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,850
You deserve recognition?
346
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:53,060
I believe I've pointed out
some pretty gaping holes in your system.
347
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,150
- Excuse me, may I?
- Yes.
348
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,650
Mr. Zuckerberg,
349
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,940
I'm in charge of security
for all computers on the Harvard network,
350
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,450
and I can assure you of its sophistication.
351
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:07,120
In fact, it was that level of sophistication
that led us to you in less than four hours.
352
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:08,830
- Four hours?
- Yes, sir.
353
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:09,950
That would be impressive,
354
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,370
except if you had known
what you were looking for,
355
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,250
you would have seen it
written on my dorm room window.
356
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,000
So?
357
00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:22,420
Six months academic probation.
358
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,760
Wow. Well, they had to make
an example out of you.
359
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,430
They had my blog.
360
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,300
I shouldn't have written
that thing about the farm animals.
361
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,680
That was stupid.
362
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,850
But I was kidding, for God's sakes.
Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor?
363
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,350
- I tried to stop you.
- I know.
364
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,980
How do you do this thing where
you manage to get all girls to hate us?
365
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,980
- And why do I let you?
- I know.
366
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,570
- You can't do that.
- Wardo, I said I know.
367
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,740
Okay, let's look at a sample problem.
368
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:49,200
Suppose we're given a computer
with a 16-bit virtual address
369
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,580
and a page size of 256 bytes.
370
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,870
The system uses one-level page tables
that start at address hex 400.
371
00:20:57,420 --> 00:21:00,590
Maybe you want DMA on your 16-bit system.
Who knows?
372
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:04,340
The first few pages are reserved
for hardware flags, etc.
373
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:07,300
Assume page-table entries have
eight status bits.
374
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,220
The eight status bits would then be...
375
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,600
Anybody?
376
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,310
And I see we have our first surrender.
377
00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:16,690
Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg.
378
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:18,980
Brighter men than you
have tried and failed this class.
379
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:23,860
One valid bit, one modified bit,
one reference bit and five permission bits.
380
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,200
That is correct.
381
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,160
Does everybody see how he got there?
382
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,000
Mark?
383
00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:40,040
- You Mark Zuckerberg?
- Yeah.
384
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:42,340
- Cameron Winklevoss.
- Hi.
385
00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:43,460
Tyler Winklevoss.
386
00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:44,920
Are you guys related?
387
00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:46,510
- That's good.
- Funny.
388
00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,050
We never heard that before.
389
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:50,430
So, what can I do for you?
Did I insult your girlfriends?
390
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,600
No. You didn't. Actually, I don't know.
391
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,390
- Yeah, we never asked.
- We should do that.
392
00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:55,520
No.
393
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,560
We have an idea
we want to talk to you about.
394
00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,940
You got a minute?
395
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:03,070
You guys look like
you spend some time at the gym.
396
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:04,690
- We have to.
- Why?
397
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,190
We row crew.
398
00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,110
- Yeah, I've got a minute.
- Great.
399
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,120
- So, you ever been inside the Porcellian?
- No.
400
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,830
You understand we can't take you
past the bike room,
401
00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:19,000
because you're not a member.
402
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,500
I've heard.
403
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,260
- You want a sandwich or something?
- Okay.
404
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:28,010
- Mark, right?
- Yeah.
405
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:30,090
- Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner.
- Hi.
406
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,010
We were really impressed with Facemash.
407
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,680
When we checked you out,
you also built CourseMatch.
408
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,810
I don't know CourseMatch.
409
00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:38,310
You go online and see
what courses your friends are taking.
410
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,020
It's really smart, man.
411
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,270
- Mark.
- Yeah.
412
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,150
We were talking about CourseMatch.
413
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:48,190
It was kind of a no-brainer.
414
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,240
But you invented something
in high school, too, right?
415
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,740
An app for an MP3 player
that recognizes your taste in music.
416
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:55,790
Anybody try to buy it?
417
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:57,450
Microsoft.
418
00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,620
Wow. How much?
419
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:01,790
Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free.
420
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,540
- For free?
- Yeah.
421
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:04,840
Why?
422
00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:09,260
Okay, well, we have something
that we've been working on for a while
423
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,420
and we think it's great.
424
00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:11,760
It's called the Harvard Connection.
425
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,260
You create your own page.
Interests, bio, friends, pics.
426
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,640
And then people can go online,
see your bio, request to be your...
427
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,140
Yeah, how is that different
from MySpace or Friendster?
428
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,150
Harvard. Edu.
429
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:27,650
Harvard. Edu is the most prestigious
e-mail address in the country, man.
430
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,070
I mean, the whole site's kind of
based on the idea that girls...
431
00:23:30,150 --> 00:23:32,070
Not to put anything indelicately, but...
432
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,910
Girls wanna go with guys
who go to Harvard.
433
00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:36,280
Divya and my brother don't have trouble
putting things indelicately.
434
00:23:36,370 --> 00:23:39,870
The main difference between what we're
talking about and MySpace or Friendster,
435
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,370
or any of those other
social networking sites is...
436
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,210
Is exclusivity. Right?
437
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,090
- Right.
- Yeah.
438
00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:47,630
We'd love for you to work with us, Mark.
439
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,420
I mean, we need a gifted programmer
who's creative.
440
00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:51,130
And we know that
you've been taking it in the shins.
441
00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:54,140
Women's groups are ready
to declare a fatwa.
442
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,680
But, you know, this could help
rehabilitate your image.
443
00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:59,680
Wow. You would do that for me?
444
00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:03,350
We'd like to work with you.
445
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,520
Our first programmer graduated
and went to work for Google.
446
00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:09,190
Our second programmer
just got overwhelmed with schoolwork.
447
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,490
We would need you to build the site and
write the code, and we'll provide all the...
448
00:24:12,570 --> 00:24:13,860
I'm in.
449
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,530
What?
450
00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:18,530
I'm in.
451
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:19,950
Awesome.
452
00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:21,700
That's what you said?
453
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:25,080
It was three or four years ago.
I don't know what I said.
454
00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:26,500
When did you come to Eduardo?
455
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,590
I don't understand that question.
456
00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,340
Do you remember answering
in the affirmative?
457
00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,170
The affirmative?
458
00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,220
When did you come to Eduardo
with the idea for Facebook?
459
00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:35,930
It was called The Facebook then.
460
00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,550
This doesn't need to be that difficult.
461
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,140
I'm currently in the middle
of two different lawsuits.
462
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,600
Did you answer affirmatively
463
00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:45,140
when Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss
and Divya Narendra
464
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,810
asked you to build Harvard Connection?
465
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,560
Did you say yes?
466
00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:51,440
I said I'd help.
467
00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:54,530
When did you approach Mr. Saverin
with the idea for The Facebook?
468
00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:56,110
I wouldn't say I approached him.
469
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,370
- Sy.
- You can answer the question.
470
00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,870
At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi.
471
00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:02,330
What's that?
472
00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,370
The Jewish fraternity.
473
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,210
It was Caribbean Night.
474
00:25:24,430 --> 00:25:27,140
It's not that guys like me
are generally attracted to Asian girls.
475
00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:30,150
It's that Asian girls are
generally attracted to guys like me.
476
00:25:30,270 --> 00:25:32,270
I'm developing an algorithm
to define the connection
477
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,280
between Jewish guys and Asian girls.
478
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,360
I don't think it's that complicated.
They're hot, they're smart,
479
00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:40,410
they're not Jewish, and they can't dance.
480
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,950
Hey, Mark's here.
481
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,240
Mark!
482
00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:47,960
Be right back.
483
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:56,550
I think I've come up with something.
484
00:25:56,630 --> 00:25:58,840
Hang on. I gotta tell you something
that you're not gonna believe.
485
00:25:58,970 --> 00:25:59,970
What?
486
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,350
I got punched by the Phoenix.
487
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,640
- Are you kidding?
- No.
488
00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:07,060
I mean, it's just the first
of a four-step process,
489
00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:09,940
but they slid the invitation
under my door tonight.
490
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:11,900
I go to my first punch party tomorrow.
491
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,150
So...
492
00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:15,650
You got punched by the Phoenix.
493
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:18,450
Yeah, but, you know,
it was probably just a diversity thing.
494
00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:21,030
It was just a diversity thing.
Just ride that horse until...
495
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,830
What did you wanna talk to me about?
496
00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:24,370
- Mark?
- Yeah.
497
00:26:24,490 --> 00:26:25,490
You said you'd come up with something.
498
00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:28,210
Yeah, I think I've come up with something.
Come outside and let's talk.
499
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,580
It's 20 degrees outside.
500
00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:31,830
I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls,
501
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,000
which has absolutely
nothing to do with the Caribbean.
502
00:26:45,810 --> 00:26:47,140
People came to Facemash
in a stampede, right?
503
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,310
Yeah.
504
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:49,980
But it wasn't because
they saw pictures of hot girls.
505
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:52,270
You can go anywhere on the Internet
and see pictures of hot girls.
506
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,400
Yeah.
507
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,150
It was because they saw pictures
of girls that they knew.
508
00:26:56,650 --> 00:26:58,570
People want to go on the Internet
and check out their friends,
509
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,110
so why not build a website that offers that?
510
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,320
Friends, pictures, profiles,
whatever you can visit.
511
00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:05,200
Browse around.
Maybe it's someone you just met at a party.
512
00:27:05,330 --> 00:27:07,410
But I'm not talking about a dating site.
513
00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:12,920
I'm talking about taking the entire social
experience of college and putting it online.
514
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,590
- I can't feel my legs.
- I know.
515
00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:17,210
I'm totally psyched about this, too.
But, Wardo?
516
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,380
Yeah?
517
00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:20,550
"It would be exclusive."
518
00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:23,640
You would have to know the people
on the site to get past your own page.
519
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,600
Like getting punched.
520
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,600
Now, that's good.
521
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,850
Wardo, it's like a final club,
except we're the president.
522
00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:33,100
I told him I thought it sounded great.
523
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,230
It was a great idea.
524
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,360
There was nothing to hack.
525
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,490
People were gonna provide
their own pictures, their own information.
526
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:44,370
And people had the ability to invite,
or not invite, their friends to join.
527
00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:48,490
See, in a world where
social structure was everything,
528
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,410
that was the thing.
529
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,290
It was a big project,
530
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,540
and he was going to have to write
tens of thousands of lines of code,
531
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,250
so I wondered why he was
coming to me and not his roommates,
532
00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:01,010
Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes.
They were programmers.
533
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:04,470
We're gonna need a little start-up cash
to rent the servers and get it online.
534
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,680
So that was why.
535
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,390
- Did he offer terms?
- Yes.
536
00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:10,430
We'll split it, 70/30.
537
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,060
70 for me, 30 for you
for putting up the $1,000
538
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,400
and for handling everything
on the business end. You're CFO.
539
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,520
And you said?
540
00:28:16,610 --> 00:28:18,230
I said, "Let's do it."
541
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,190
Okay. Did he add anything else?
542
00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:21,650
Yes.
543
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,950
It probably was a diversity thing.
544
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,330
But so what?
545
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,790
Why do you think he said that?
546
00:28:31,870 --> 00:28:34,080
Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting,
but whose discovery is this?
547
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,920
Sy, if you'll let me continue
with my line of questioning.
548
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,080
What are you suggesting?
549
00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,340
That I was jealous of Eduardo
for getting punched by the Phoenix
550
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:41,000
and began a plan
to screw him out of a company
551
00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:42,800
- I hadn't even invented yet.
- Were you?
552
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,130
- Gretchen.
- Jealous of Eduardo?
553
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,470
Stop typing. We're off the record.
554
00:28:45,550 --> 00:28:46,590
Ma'am, I know you've done your homework,
555
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,260
and so you know that money
isn't a big part of my life.
556
00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:50,350
But at the moment,
I could buy Mount Auburn Street,
557
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:53,640
take the Phoenix Club
and turn it into my ping-pong room.
558
00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:59,860
I'll let you know how the party is.
559
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,990
We recognize that you're a plaintiff
in one suit involving Facebook,
560
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,490
and a witness in another.
561
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,660
Yes, sir.
562
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,750
At any time in the weeks
prior to Mark's telling you his idea,
563
00:29:14,830 --> 00:29:17,330
did he mention Tyler Winklevoss,
Cameron Winklevoss,
564
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,710
Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection?
565
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,460
Yes. He said they'd asked him
to work on their site,
566
00:29:22,550 --> 00:29:26,470
but that he looked at what they had
and decided it wasn't worth his time.
567
00:29:26,550 --> 00:29:28,140
He said even his most pathetic friends
568
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:32,100
knew more about getting people
interested in a website than these guys.
569
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,100
"These guys," meaning my clients.
570
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:38,150
Yes. He resented...
Mark resented that your clients thought
571
00:29:38,230 --> 00:29:40,650
that he needed to rehabilitate
his image after Facemash.
572
00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:42,820
But Mark didn't want
to rehabilitate anything.
573
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,690
With Facemash, he'd hacked into
the Harvard computers,
574
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:48,410
he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board,
he'd gotten a lot of notoriety.
575
00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:51,120
Facemash did exactly
what he wanted it to do.
576
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,660
Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg
was building The Facebook,
577
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,540
he was also communicating
with the plaintiffs?
578
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,790
Not at the time, I wasn't. But...
579
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,500
It really didn't have much to do
with the Winklevosses' dating site.
580
00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:03,630
How would you know?
You weren't even there.
581
00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:04,800
Ty.
582
00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:08,220
Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg
was building The Facebook,
583
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:11,760
he was leading the plaintiffs to believe
he was building Harvard Connection?
584
00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:13,310
You're offering a conclusion
not found in evidence.
585
00:30:13,390 --> 00:30:16,060
We are about to find it in evidence.
586
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,980
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss.
587
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,980
November 30th, 2003.
588
00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,860
"I read over all the stuff you sent me
re: Harvard Connection.
589
00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:26,490
"And it seems like it shouldn't
take too long to implement.
590
00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:31,280
"So we can talk about it after I get all
the basic functionality up tomorrow night."
591
00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:35,790
From Mark Zuckerberg
to Cameron Winklevoss. December 1 st, 2003.
592
00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:39,370
"Sorry I was unreachable tonight.
I just got about three of your missed calls.
593
00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:42,290
"I was working on a problem set
for my systems class."
594
00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,670
From Mark Zuckerberg
to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.
595
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,920
December 10, 2003.
596
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:50,180
"This week has been pretty busy
thus far with classes and work,
597
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:53,390
"so I think it's probably best
to postpone the meeting."
598
00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:55,600
"I'm also really busy tomorrow."
599
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,060
Okay, anybody else feel like
there's something up with this guy?
600
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,190
Tell him okay,
601
00:31:00,270 --> 00:31:03,020
but we do have to make sure that
we meet up before we all go off for break.
602
00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:06,360
I know, I know. Yeah, watch out.
603
00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:38,520
Hey, Mark.
604
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,520
I need a dedicated Linux box
running Apache with a MySQL back end.
605
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,100
It's gonna cost a little more money.
606
00:31:43,190 --> 00:31:45,560
- How much more?
- About 200 more.
607
00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:48,150
- Do we need it?
- Gotta handle the traffic.
608
00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:53,360
- Do it.
- I already did.
609
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:58,830
Hey, guess what?
610
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,160
I made the second cut.
611
00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:03,920
That's good.
612
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,670
You should be proud of that right there.
Don't worry if you don't make it any further.
613
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:13,970
I'll get out of here.
614
00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:16,390
From Mark Zuckerberg
to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss
615
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:17,510
and Divya Narendra.
616
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,770
December 15th, 2003.
617
00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,230
"I have a CS problem set
that I'm just getting started with
618
00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:25,980
"and it should be about 15 hours of coding,
so I'll be busy tomorrow night."
619
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:29,400
"I won't really be free to meet
until next Wednesday afternoon."
620
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,610
"I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.
621
00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:34,860
"I've basically been in the lab
this whole time, and also I..."
622
00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:39,580
"...won't be able to do Saturday,
as I have to meet up with my parents."
623
00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:48,130
As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard,
founder of Harvard University in 1638.
624
00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:50,550
It's also called the Statue of Three Lies.
625
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,470
What are the three lies?
626
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,430
Mr. Dowd.
627
00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:57,640
The three lies. First...
628
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,850
Shit!
629
00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:00,760
- Take your pants off.
- I know.
630
00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:03,180
Mr. Saverin.
631
00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:06,810
One, Harvard was founded in 1636, not 1638.
632
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,230
Two, Harvard was not founded
by John Harvard.
633
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,860
And three, that is not John Harvard.
634
00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,280
Who is it?
635
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:16,490
It's a friend of the sculptor, Daniel Chester.
636
00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:18,530
Keep your jacket on.
637
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,960
Thirty-nine days after Mr. Zuckerberg's
initial meeting with my clients,
638
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,420
and he still hadn't completed work
on Harvard Connection.
639
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,300
But on January 11th, 2004,
640
00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:36,260
Mr. Zuckerberg registered
the domain name The Facebook
641
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:39,140
via Network Solutions.
642
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,270
To the best of your knowledge, had he even
begun work on Harvard Connection?
643
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,480
Not to my knowledge. No.
644
00:33:51,770 --> 00:33:53,900
What in the world is this?
645
00:33:55,030 --> 00:33:59,110
"Hey, Cameron, I'm still a little skeptical
that we have enough functionality in the site
646
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,780
"to really draw the attention
and gain the critical mass necessary
647
00:34:01,990 --> 00:34:04,490
"to get a site like this to run"?
648
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,410
"We'll speak soon"?
649
00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:11,330
This is the first time
he mentioned any problem?
650
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:12,500
Yes, it was.
651
00:34:12,590 --> 00:34:17,090
You sent 36 e-mails to Mr. Zuckerberg
and received 16 e-mails in return,
652
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,760
and this was the first time
he indicated he was not happy.
653
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,890
That's correct.
654
00:34:20,970 --> 00:34:23,640
He had 42 days to study our system
and get out ahead.
655
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,810
- Do you see any of your code on Facebook?
- Sy, could you...
656
00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:27,430
Did I use any of your code?
657
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,350
You stole our whole goddamn idea.
658
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,650
- Fellas.
- What? Match.com for Harvard guys?
659
00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:32,860
Can I continue with my deposition?
660
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:36,070
You know, you really don't need
a forensics team to get to the bottom of this.
661
00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:37,780
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,
662
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,160
you'd have invented Facebook.
663
00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:44,530
I can't wait to stand over your shoulder
and watch you write us a check.
664
00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:45,910
No shit.
665
00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:49,000
Let's continue.
666
00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:53,130
February 4, 2004.
667
00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:59,800
Mark.
668
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,760
There is a girl in your art history class.
Her name is Stephanie Attis.
669
00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:05,720
Do you happen to know
if she has a boyfriend?
670
00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:09,390
Have you ever seen her with anyone?
671
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,690
And, if not, do you happen to know
if she's looking to go out with anyone?
672
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:16,070
Dustin.
673
00:35:17,530 --> 00:35:21,280
People don't walk around with
a sign on them that says...
674
00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:26,580
Mark?
675
00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:55,440
We were supposed to meet at 9:00.
676
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,280
- Have you slept yet?
- I have to add something.
677
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,530
What?
678
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,660
Shit, that looks good.
That looks really good.
679
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:14,210
It's clean and simple.
680
00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:17,000
No Disneyland, no "live nude girls."
But watch.
681
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:20,130
What'd you write?
682
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,180
"Relationship Status." "Interested In."
683
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:26,180
This is what drives life at college.
"Are you having sex or aren't you?"
684
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:29,560
It's why people take certain classes
and sit where they sit and do what they do.
685
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,520
And at its center, you know, that's
what The Facebook is gonna be about.
686
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,810
People are gonna log on because
after all the cake and watermelon,
687
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:36,940
there's a chance they're actually gonna...
688
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,230
- Gonna get laid.
...meet a girl. Yes.
689
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:40,860
That is really good.
690
00:36:40,940 --> 00:36:41,990
And that was it.
691
00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:43,740
- What do you mean?
- It's ready.
692
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:45,950
- It's ready? Right now?
- Yeah. That was it.
693
00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:48,030
And here's the masthead.
694
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,580
- You made a masthead.
- Yeah.
695
00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:53,040
- "Eduardo Saverin, co-founder and CFO."
- Yeah.
696
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,170
You have no idea what
that's gonna mean to my father.
697
00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:56,580
Sure I do.
698
00:36:59,090 --> 00:37:01,130
So when's it going live?
699
00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:04,130
Right now. Get your laptop out.
700
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,890
What? Why do we need my laptop?
701
00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:10,470
Because you got e-mails
for everybody at the Phoenix.
702
00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:18,060
Yeah, I'm not sure if it's gonna be cool
with them that I spam their e-mails.
703
00:37:18,150 --> 00:37:20,860
- This is not spam.
- No, I know it's not spam.
704
00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:23,280
If we send it to our friends,
it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin.
705
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,690
I haven't gotten in yet.
706
00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:27,820
These guys know people.
And I need their e-mails.
707
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:30,870
- Sure.
- Good.
708
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,160
Give me the mailing list.
709
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,580
Jabberwock12.listserv@harvard.edu.
710
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,830
These guys.
711
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,960
Yeah, they're literary geniuses
712
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,170
because the world's most obvious
Lewis Carroll reference is in...
713
00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:41,800
- They're not so bad.
- I'm just saying.
714
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,670
Yeah, you're right.
715
00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:52,100
The site's live.
716
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,230
You know, let's go get a drink and celebrate.
717
00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:58,140
I'm buying.
718
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,730
Mark.
719
00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:04,900
Mark, are you praying?
720
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,880
Whatever happened to Cole Porter
and Irving Berlin?
721
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,040
It's a Valentine's Day theme.
They're playing love songs.
722
00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:24,170
Good point.
723
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:27,170
'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin
never wrote any love songs.
724
00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:33,350
Honey, you should put your laptop away.
725
00:38:33,430 --> 00:38:35,390
Seven different people
spammed me the same link.
726
00:38:35,470 --> 00:38:37,060
- KC.
- What is it?
727
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,180
I don't know.
728
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:40,020
But I'm really hoping
it's Cats That Look Like Hitler,
729
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,810
'cause I can never get enough of that.
730
00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,480
No, it's not.
731
00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:50,200
Div!
732
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:52,950
What?
733
00:38:58,660 --> 00:38:59,710
This isn't mine.
734
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,540
Okay, what is wrong?
735
00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,960
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
736
00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:24,650
Hey!
737
00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:25,900
Not now!
738
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:27,070
We need 20 minutes!
739
00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:28,530
Okay.
740
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,860
I just wanted to let you know
that Zuckerberg stole our website.
741
00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:36,120
Mark Zuckerberg?
742
00:39:36,580 --> 00:39:38,410
He stole our website.
743
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:40,870
It's been live for more than 36 hours.
744
00:39:46,090 --> 00:39:48,590
Mr. Hotchkiss?
Ty, lawyer's on the phone with Dad.
745
00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:51,220
Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler
and our business partner Divya.
746
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,340
"Welcome to The Facebook.
747
00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:54,340
"The Facebook is an online directory
that connects people
748
00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:55,890
"through different social networks.
749
00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:59,140
"You must have a harvard. Edu address
to register."
750
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,680
Yeah, I called earlier.
I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg.
751
00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:03,100
Yes, sir.
He's actually quoted a couple times.
752
00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:04,230
I can read it to you.
753
00:40:04,310 --> 00:40:07,520
"'Everyone's been talking a lot about a
universal facebook within Harvard,' he says."
754
00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:08,650
"He" meaning Mark.
755
00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:10,690
"'I think it's kind of silly
that it would take the university
756
00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:11,900
"'a couple of years to get around to it.
757
00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:14,530
"'I can do a classier job than they can
and I did it in a week."'
758
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,820
Tell him Divya Narendra called.
759
00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:17,990
- I know, that's how he talks.
- Appreciate it.
760
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,160
"As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said,
761
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:24,000
"over 650 students had registered
to use thefacebook. Com.
762
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,670
"He said he anticipated that 900 students
would have joined the site by this morning."
763
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,010
Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650
students signed up for it on the first day.
764
00:40:31,090 --> 00:40:35,340
God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't
give free drugs to 650 people in one day.
765
00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:38,930
And this guy doesn't have three friends
to rub together to make a fourth.
766
00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:40,520
All right.
Yes, that's what we'll do, Mr. Hotchkiss.
767
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,520
We'll put all this together
and we'll e-mail it to you.
768
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,350
Well, you won't be able
to go on the website yourself.
769
00:40:45,350 --> 00:40:47,520
Because you don't have a Harvard...
770
00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:49,940
You know what, it would just be easier
for us to e-mail it to you.
771
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,030
I'm sure you're right.
772
00:40:51,150 --> 00:40:54,030
He's a good guy and he's very bright
and I'm sure he didn't mean to do...
773
00:40:54,110 --> 00:40:55,200
Wow.
774
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:56,700
...what he did.
775
00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:59,030
All right, thank you very much. And, Dad...
776
00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:00,700
All right, love you, too.
777
00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:03,540
- This is a good guy?
- We don't know that he's not a good guy.
778
00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:04,620
We know he stole our idea.
779
00:41:04,710 --> 00:41:06,120
We know he lied to our faces
for a month and a half.
780
00:41:06,210 --> 00:41:08,380
- No, he never lied to our faces.
- Okay, he never saw our faces.
781
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:11,880
Fine, he lied to our e-mail accounts
and he gave himself a 42-day head start,
782
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,970
because he knows
what apparently you don't,
783
00:41:14,050 --> 00:41:15,800
which is that getting there first
is everything.
784
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:16,890
I'm a competitive racer, Div.
785
00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:20,390
I don't think you need to school me in the
importance of getting there first. Thank you.
786
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,810
- That was your father's lawyer?
- It was his in-house counsel.
787
00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:24,810
He's gonna look at all this
and if he thinks it's appropriate
788
00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:25,890
he'll send a cease-and-desist letter.
789
00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,060
What's that gonna do?
790
00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:28,480
What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer
and sue him?
791
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,730
No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat
the shit out of him with a hammer.
792
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,900
- We don't even have to do that.
- That's right.
793
00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:36,320
We could do that ourselves.
I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.
794
00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:37,410
- I'm with this guy.
- Well, whatever.
795
00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:39,910
I'm saying, let's calm down
until we know what we're talking about.
796
00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:42,080
How much more information
are you waiting for?
797
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,000
We met with Mark three times,
we exchanged 52 e-mails,
798
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,660
we can prove that he looked at the code.
799
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,830
- What is that on the bottom of the page?
- It says "A Mark Zuckerberg production."
800
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,170
- On the home page?
- On every page.
801
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,920
Shit, I need a second to let
the classiness waft over me.
802
00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:56,090
Okay, look, we don't know...
803
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:58,090
Cam, they wrote, "Zuckerberg said
he hoped the privacy options
804
00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,090
"would help restore his reputation
805
00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:03,180
"following student outrage
over facemash. Com."
806
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:06,600
That's exactly what we said to him.
He's giving us the finger in The Crimson.
807
00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:09,350
While we're waiting for Dad's lawyer
to look this stuff over,
808
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,860
we can at least get something
going in the paper so people know...
809
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:13,440
- What?
...that this is in dispute.
810
00:42:13,570 --> 00:42:15,610
We're not starting a knife fight
in The Crimson.
811
00:42:15,690 --> 00:42:17,110
And we're not suing anybody.
812
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,530
Why not?
813
00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:22,450
I don't understand, I don't understand.
Why not?
814
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:25,450
He's gonna say it's stupid.
815
00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:26,540
What, who, me?
816
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:28,120
Say it. Why not?
817
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:31,710
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard.
818
00:42:31,790 --> 00:42:36,130
This is Harvard, where you don't
plant stories and you don't sue people.
819
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,720
You thought he was gonna be
the only one who thought that was stupid?
820
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,470
During the time when you say
you had this idea,
821
00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:46,640
did you know Tyler and Cameron
came from a family of means?
822
00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:48,810
"A family of means"?
823
00:42:48,890 --> 00:42:50,440
Did you know their father was wealthy?
824
00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:52,980
I'm not sure why you're asking me that.
825
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:55,320
It's not important you be sure
why I'm asking.
826
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,400
- It's not important to you.
- Sy.
827
00:42:58,490 --> 00:43:00,320
Did you know that they came from money?
828
00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:02,320
I had no idea whether
they came from money or not.
829
00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:04,410
In one of your e-mails to Mr. Narendra,
830
00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:07,830
you referenced Howard Winklevoss'
consulting firm.
831
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,160
If you say so.
832
00:43:09,290 --> 00:43:13,000
Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose
assets are in the hundreds of millions.
833
00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:15,340
You also knew Tyler and Cameron
were members
834
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:17,760
of a Harvard final club called the Porcellian.
835
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,090
They pointed that out.
836
00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:21,180
- Excuse us for inviting you in.
- To the bike room.
837
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:25,260
Please. So it's safe to say you were aware
that my clients had money.
838
00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:27,930
Yes.
839
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,430
Let me tell you why I'm asking.
840
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,940
I'm wondering why, if you needed $1,000
for an Internet venture,
841
00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,610
you didn't ask my clients for it.
842
00:43:34,690 --> 00:43:37,190
They had demonstrated an interest to you
in that kind of thing.
843
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,360
I went to my friend for the money because
that's who I wanted to be partners with.
844
00:43:40,490 --> 00:43:42,950
Eduardo was the president of
the Harvard Investors Association,
845
00:43:43,030 --> 00:43:44,990
and he was also my best friend.
846
00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:49,450
Your best friend is suing you
for $600 million.
847
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,370
I didn't know that. Tell me more.
848
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,710
Eduardo, what happened
after the initial launch?
849
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,050
I'm sorry, Sy, would you mind
addressing him as Mr. Saverin?
850
00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:58,800
- Gretchen, they're best friends.
- Not anymore.
851
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,880
Well, we already went through this on the...
Never mind.
852
00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,640
Mr. Saverin, what happened
after the initial launch?
853
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,140
It exploded.
854
00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,060
Everybody on campus was using it.
855
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:10,730
"Facebook me" was a common expression
after two weeks.
856
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,230
And Mark?
857
00:44:12,310 --> 00:44:16,150
And Mark was the biggest thing on
a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates,
858
00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:20,740
15 Pulitzer Prize winners,
two future Olympians, and a movie star.
859
00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:22,490
Who was the movie star?
860
00:44:22,570 --> 00:44:24,160
Does it matter?
861
00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:25,570
No.
862
00:44:27,870 --> 00:44:31,620
...at Out of Town News and picked up
that copy of Popular Electronics magazine
863
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,920
with the MIT'S Altair kit on the cover.
864
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,540
It was a beautiful day
and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room.
865
00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:38,670
He brought that magazine up
and he showed it to me and he said,
866
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,630
"Look, it's gonna happen without us.
We've gotta start now."
867
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,890
And I said, "Okay.
Let's get BASIC out there."
868
00:44:46,470 --> 00:44:49,350
Now, most of you think you know
the rest of the story, but you may not.
869
00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:51,720
The beginnings of this industry
were very humble.
870
00:44:51,810 --> 00:44:56,060
That kit computer on the cover of
that magazine had an 8080 processor in it.
871
00:44:56,150 --> 00:45:00,270
Unless you paid extra for
a 1 K memory board, you got 256 bytes.
872
00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:04,780
So the challenge when I wrote BASIC
wasn't just to run at 4 k-bytes,
873
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:09,780
but I also had to leave room for the users
to run their programs in 4 k-bytes.
874
00:45:10,950 --> 00:45:12,950
Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg?
875
00:45:13,290 --> 00:45:14,330
Yeah.
876
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:16,620
- He made The Facebook.
- Yeah.
877
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,290
I mean, it's both of ours. We're...
878
00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:21,250
Yeah, we... Yes.
879
00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:22,510
Cool.
880
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,260
I'm Christy Ling. This is Alice.
881
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:25,380
Hi.
882
00:45:25,470 --> 00:45:27,680
Well, very nice to meet you.
883
00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:29,510
Facebook me when you get home.
884
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,140
You know, maybe we can all go out
and grab a drink.
885
00:45:31,970 --> 00:45:32,970
Certainly.
886
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:34,980
Absolutely do that.
887
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:44,940
She said, "Facebook me
and we can all go for a drink later,"
888
00:45:45,030 --> 00:45:46,570
which is stunningly great for two reasons.
889
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,370
One, she said "facebook me," right?
And then the other is, well, you know...
890
00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:50,490
They wanna have drinks later.
891
00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:52,200
Yes, have you ever heard
so many different good things
892
00:45:52,330 --> 00:45:53,830
packed into one regular-sized sentence?
893
00:45:53,950 --> 00:45:55,620
Excuse me, Mark?
894
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,250
Yeah?
895
00:45:57,330 --> 00:45:59,170
I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your OS lab.
896
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,880
Sure.
897
00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:03,210
- Awesome job with The Facebook.
- Awesome job.
898
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:04,340
Thanks.
899
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,260
- I'm Bob.
- How you doing?
900
00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:07,760
You know, I could swear
he was looking at you
901
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,050
when he said the next Bill Gates
could be right in this room.
902
00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:12,640
I doubt it.
903
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,270
And I showed up late.
I don't even know who the speaker was.
904
00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:18,190
It was Bill Gates.
905
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,440
Shit, that makes sense.
906
00:46:22,270 --> 00:46:24,360
All right. Thanks, guys.
907
00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:28,570
- Are you a moron?
- Are you medically stupid?
908
00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:30,360
You can't tell Bill Gates
is in front of you for an hour?
909
00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:32,280
I wasn't wearing my contacts.
910
00:46:32,370 --> 00:46:34,740
Can I get a Glock and kill you?
911
00:46:36,370 --> 00:46:37,960
It's time to monetize the thing.
912
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,330
What were their names?
913
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:41,210
- Hear what I just said?
- When?
914
00:46:41,290 --> 00:46:43,380
I said it's time to monetize the site.
915
00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,380
What does that mean?
916
00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:48,300
It means it's time for the website
to start generating revenue.
917
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,720
No, I know what the word means.
I'm asking how you wanna do it.
918
00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:53,720
- Advertising.
- No.
919
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:56,270
Well, we got 4,000 members.
920
00:46:56,390 --> 00:46:57,520
'Cause The Facebook is cool,
921
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,810
and if we start installing pop-ups
for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool.
922
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:02,520
Well, I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew,
but at some point,
923
00:47:02,610 --> 00:47:05,070
and I'm talking as the business end
of the company, the site...
924
00:47:05,150 --> 00:47:08,360
We don't even know what it is yet.
We don't know what it is.
925
00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:10,910
We don't know what it can be.
We don't know what it will be.
926
00:47:10,990 --> 00:47:12,320
We know that it is cool.
927
00:47:12,410 --> 00:47:14,620
That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up.
928
00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:16,910
- So when will it be finished?
- It won't be finished.
929
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,700
That's the point.
The way fashion's never finished.
930
00:47:18,790 --> 00:47:21,080
- What?
- Fashion. Fashion is never finished.
931
00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:22,630
You're talking about fashion? Really, you?
932
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:25,290
I'm talking about the idea of it
and I'm saying that it's never finished.
933
00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:28,760
Okay. But they manage
to make money selling pants.
934
00:47:30,010 --> 00:47:31,510
Mark, what is this?
935
00:47:31,590 --> 00:47:33,050
- What?
- This.
936
00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:35,430
It's called a cease-and-desist letter.
What were their names?
937
00:47:35,510 --> 00:47:36,560
- Who?
- The girls.
938
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,810
When did you get this?
939
00:47:37,930 --> 00:47:40,020
About 10 days ago.
Right after we launched the site.
940
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,940
- Jesus Christ.
- Hey, the girls. What were their names?
941
00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:45,150
The Winklevoss twins are saying
that you stole their idea.
942
00:47:45,270 --> 00:47:47,610
I find that to be a little more
than mildly annoying.
943
00:47:47,690 --> 00:47:50,950
Oh, well, they find it to be
intellectual property theft.
944
00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:52,240
- Look...
- Why didn't you show this to me?
945
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,820
It was addressed to me.
946
00:47:53,950 --> 00:47:57,030
They're saying that we stole The Facebook
from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses.
947
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,160
- I know what it says.
- Did we?
948
00:47:59,290 --> 00:48:00,290
Did we what?
949
00:48:00,370 --> 00:48:01,960
Don't screw around with me now.
Look at me.
950
00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:04,290
The letter says we could face legal action.
951
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:06,040
No, it says I could face legal action.
952
00:48:06,130 --> 00:48:08,380
This is from a lawyer, Mark.
They must feel they have some grounds.
953
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:11,590
- The lawyer is their father's house counsel.
- Do they have grounds?
954
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,090
The grounds are
our thing is cool and popular,
955
00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:14,590
and Harvard Connection is lame.
956
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,930
Wardo, I didn't use any of their code,
I promise.
957
00:48:17,010 --> 00:48:18,060
I didn't use anything.
958
00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:19,970
Look, a guy who builds a nice chair
doesn't owe money
959
00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:21,680
to everyone who ever
has built a chair, okay?
960
00:48:21,810 --> 00:48:23,600
They came to me with an idea,
I had a better one.
961
00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:26,400
- Why didn't you show me this letter?
- I didn't think it was a big deal.
962
00:48:28,730 --> 00:48:29,900
Okay.
963
00:48:31,190 --> 00:48:36,820
So if there's something wrong, if there's
ever anything wrong, you can tell me.
964
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,540
I'm the guy that wants to help.
This is our thing.
965
00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:43,080
Now, is there anything
that you need to tell me?
966
00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:44,620
No.
967
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,460
What are we doing about this?
968
00:48:49,550 --> 00:48:52,970
I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services
and he told me to write them back.
969
00:48:53,050 --> 00:48:54,220
And what did you say?
970
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,430
"When we met in January,
I expressed my doubts about the site.
971
00:48:57,510 --> 00:48:59,890
"Where it stood with graphics,
how much programing was left
972
00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:01,390
"that I had not anticipated."
973
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,730
"The lack of hardware
we had to deal with site use,
974
00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:07,060
"the lack of promotion that would go on
to successfully launch the website."
975
00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:10,730
This was the first time you raised
any of those concerns, right?
976
00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:12,440
I'd raised concerns before.
977
00:49:12,530 --> 00:49:13,780
- Bullshit.
- Not to us.
978
00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:17,910
Gentlemen, I'm talking about at the meeting
in January to which this letter is referring.
979
00:49:17,990 --> 00:49:19,030
Yeah.
980
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,990
Let me rephrase this.
981
00:49:21,290 --> 00:49:25,750
You sent my client 16 e-mails.
In the first 15 you didn't raise any concerns.
982
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:26,920
Is that a question?
983
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,540
In the 16th e-mail you raised concerns
about the site's functionality.
984
00:49:30,630 --> 00:49:33,380
- Were you leading them on for six weeks?
- No.
985
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:36,550
Then why didn't you raise
any of these concerns before?
986
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,510
- It's raining.
- I'm sorry?
987
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,850
It just started raining.
988
00:49:39,930 --> 00:49:43,020
Mr. Zuckerberg,
do I have your full attention?
989
00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:44,930
No.
990
00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,400
Do you think I deserve it?
991
00:49:47,690 --> 00:49:48,730
What?
992
00:49:48,810 --> 00:49:51,770
Do you think I deserve your full attention?
993
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,360
I had to swear an oath
before we began this deposition
994
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,570
and I don't wanna perjure myself,
so I have a legal obligation to say no.
995
00:49:57,660 --> 00:50:01,450
Okay. No.
You don't think I deserve your attention?
996
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:04,580
I think if your clients wanna sit on
my shoulders and call themselves tall,
997
00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:05,790
they have a right to give it a try,
998
00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:09,210
but there's no requirement that I enjoy
sitting here listening to people lie.
999
00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:12,710
You have part of my attention.
You have the minimum amount.
1000
00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:16,010
The rest of my attention is
back at the offices of Facebook,
1001
00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:18,380
where my colleagues and I are doing things
that no one in this room,
1002
00:50:18,470 --> 00:50:20,050
including and especially your clients,
1003
00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:23,470
are intellectually or creatively
capable of doing.
1004
00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:27,270
Did I adequately answer
your condescending question?
1005
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,950
Well, I have 12:45.
Why don't we say that's lunch?
1006
00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:41,240
Back at 2:30.
1007
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,200
So what were their names?
1008
00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:48,000
Their names were Christy and Alice,
1009
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:53,090
and they wanna have drinks tonight.
1010
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:58,590
You're not supposed to be in here.
This is a men's room.
1011
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,800
Wow.
1012
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:19,240
Oh, my God.
1013
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,660
I don't care.
1014
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,850
Hey, man, sorry.
1015
00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:47,850
A couple girls are freshening up in there.
1016
00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:50,270
Sweet.
1017
00:51:54,690 --> 00:51:56,400
We have groupies.
1018
00:52:04,910 --> 00:52:06,200
I'll be right back.
1019
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,080
Mark, where you going? Mark.
1020
00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:14,380
Erica?
1021
00:52:16,290 --> 00:52:17,340
Hi.
1022
00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:20,050
I saw you from over there.
I didn't know you came to this club a lot.
1023
00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:21,840
- First time.
- Mine, too.
1024
00:52:22,510 --> 00:52:23,800
Could I talk to you alone for a second?
1025
00:52:25,050 --> 00:52:26,260
I think I'm good right here.
1026
00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:30,390
I just... I'd love to talk to you alone
if we could just go someplace.
1027
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,730
Right here is fine.
1028
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,520
I don't know if you heard about
this new website I launched.
1029
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,690
No.
1030
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,280
- The Facebook?
- You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark.
1031
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,190
That's why I wanted to talk to you.
1032
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,280
- On the Internet.
- That's why I came over.
1033
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,990
Comparing women to farm animals.
1034
00:52:45,490 --> 00:52:46,950
I didn't end up doing that.
1035
00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:48,700
It didn't stop you from writing it.
1036
00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:51,370
As if every thought that tumbles
through your head was so clever
1037
00:52:51,450 --> 00:52:53,750
it would be a crime for it not to be shared.
1038
00:52:55,330 --> 00:52:57,880
The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark,
it's written in ink,
1039
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,880
and you published that Erica Albright
was a bitch,
1040
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,340
right before you made some ignorant crack
about my family's name, my bra size,
1041
00:53:05,430 --> 00:53:07,260
and then rated women
based on their hotness.
1042
00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:10,470
- Erica, is there a problem?
- No, there's no problem.
1043
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,680
You write your snide bullshit
from a dark room
1044
00:53:13,770 --> 00:53:16,560
because that's what the angry do nowadays.
1045
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,610
I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it.
1046
00:53:19,690 --> 00:53:21,650
If we could just go somewhere for a minute...
1047
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,940
I don't wanna be rude to my friends.
1048
00:53:24,030 --> 00:53:26,450
Okay.
1049
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,620
Good luck with your video game.
1050
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:32,620
Hey, that was great.
That was the right thing to do.
1051
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:34,620
You apologized, right?
1052
00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:38,630
We have to expand.
1053
00:53:38,710 --> 00:53:40,130
Sure. Mark?
1054
00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:44,050
Is he mad about something?
1055
00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:47,300
Okay, we are expanding
to Yale and Columbia.
1056
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,090
Dustin, I want you to share
the coding work with me.
1057
00:53:49,180 --> 00:53:50,970
Chris, you're gonna be in charge
of publicity and outreach,
1058
00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:53,270
and you could start by getting a story
in the BU student newspaper.
1059
00:53:53,350 --> 00:53:54,390
It's The Bridge.
1060
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,730
They hate doing stories about Harvard.
1061
00:53:55,810 --> 00:53:57,730
Somebody at the newspaper
will be a computer science major.
1062
00:53:57,810 --> 00:54:00,230
Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg
will do 10 hours of free programing.
1063
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,020
Why do you want a story
in the BU newspaper?
1064
00:54:02,110 --> 00:54:03,320
Because I do. Now here's the arrangement.
1065
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,400
Eduardo is CFO
and owns 30% of the company.
1066
00:54:05,490 --> 00:54:07,030
Dustin is vice president
and head of programing,
1067
00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:09,700
and his 5% of the company
will come from my end.
1068
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,080
Chris is director of publicity,
1069
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,540
and his compensation will depend on
how much work he ends up doing.
1070
00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:14,660
Any questions?
1071
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:18,330
- Who are the girls?
- Sorry. They're Christy and Alice.
1072
00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:19,710
- Hi.
- Hi.
1073
00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,210
- Hello.
- Hi.
1074
00:54:21,710 --> 00:54:23,130
Is there anything we can do?
1075
00:54:23,210 --> 00:54:24,300
No, that's it.
1076
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:26,720
- Yale and Columbia, let's go.
- And Stanford.
1077
00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:29,430
- What?
- Stanford.
1078
00:54:29,510 --> 00:54:31,720
It's time for them to see this in Palo Alto.
1079
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,940
You don't want any lunch?
1080
00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:40,100
No.
1081
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,190
You're welcome to some salad.
1082
00:54:42,270 --> 00:54:43,820
No, thank you.
1083
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,160
This must be hard.
1084
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:53,740
Who are you?
1085
00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:56,830
I'm Marylin Delpy.
I introduced myself when we first...
1086
00:54:56,910 --> 00:54:58,290
I mean, what do you do?
1087
00:54:58,370 --> 00:55:00,500
I'm a second-year associate at the firm.
1088
00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:03,170
My boss wanted me to sit in
on the deposition phase.
1089
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,960
What are you doing?
1090
00:55:06,050 --> 00:55:09,050
Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.
1091
00:55:09,130 --> 00:55:10,380
Bosnia.
1092
00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:13,680
They don't have roads,
but they have Facebook.
1093
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,350
You must really hate the Winklevosses.
1094
00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:23,440
I don't hate anybody.
1095
00:55:24,690 --> 00:55:27,940
The Winklevi aren't suing me
for intellectual property theft.
1096
00:55:28,030 --> 00:55:30,570
They are suing me because
for the first time in their lives,
1097
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,070
things didn't work out the way
they were supposed to for them.
1098
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,210
He's expanding.
1099
00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:43,460
What?
1100
00:55:43,540 --> 00:55:44,960
He's expanding
to Yale, Columbia and Stanford.
1101
00:55:45,170 --> 00:55:46,210
It's gonna be in The Crimson tomorrow.
1102
00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:47,340
- Really?
- Yep.
1103
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:50,670
Well, looks like that cease-and-desist letter
really scared the shit out of him, huh?
1104
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,050
I wanna hire a lawyer to file for injunctive
relief and get the site taken down now.
1105
00:55:54,140 --> 00:55:57,100
Every minute the site is up,
Harvard Connection becomes less valuable.
1106
00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:59,980
I want an injunction. I want damages.
I want punitive relief.
1107
00:56:00,060 --> 00:56:01,100
And I want him dead.
1108
00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:02,270
Yeah, I want those things, too.
1109
00:56:02,350 --> 00:56:03,650
Then why aren't we doing anything about it?
1110
00:56:03,730 --> 00:56:05,020
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard?
1111
00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:06,820
No, it's because you're not thinking
how it's gonna look.
1112
00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:07,940
How's it gonna look?
1113
00:56:08,030 --> 00:56:09,230
Like my brother and I
are in skeleton costumes
1114
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,570
chasing the Karate Kid
around a high school gym.
1115
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:15,280
Cam, he's violated Massachusetts state law.
1116
00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:17,200
When he goes to Connecticut,
New York and California,
1117
00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,620
he'll have violated federal law.
1118
00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:20,500
And, by the way,
he's in violation of Harvard law.
1119
00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:22,500
There's no such thing as Harvard law.
1120
00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:25,080
Wait. Yeah, there is.
1121
00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:31,510
Harvard Student Handbook.
1122
00:56:31,590 --> 00:56:34,390
Every freshman is issued one of these,
and somewhere in this book it says...
1123
00:56:34,470 --> 00:56:35,890
You can't steal from another student.
1124
00:56:37,850 --> 00:56:39,600
This is what we needed.
We're going to Summers.
1125
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,560
Well, you can't get a meeting
with Larry Summers.
1126
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,480
My brother and I,
we pay tuition at this school.
1127
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,770
We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school.
We've won trophies for this school.
1128
00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:49,320
And we'll be rowing in the Olympics
for this school.
1129
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,860
I want a meeting with
the goddamn president of this school.
1130
00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:54,450
Why Stanford?
1131
00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:56,320
Why do you think?
1132
00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:01,950
I'm sorry.
1133
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,620
I'm late for biochem.
1134
00:57:05,290 --> 00:57:06,330
Okay.
1135
00:57:09,130 --> 00:57:10,420
You don't know my name, do you?
1136
00:57:11,130 --> 00:57:12,260
Is it Stanford?
1137
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,930
I should just kick your ass.
1138
00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:17,180
How do you go to a party
and you meet someone...
1139
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:20,510
Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy.
You're from Orinda.
1140
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,770
Your father's in commercial real estate
and your mother's 10 years sober.
1141
00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:25,440
What's my major?
1142
00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:27,520
- Trombone.
- Really?
1143
00:57:28,150 --> 00:57:30,020
I remember something about a trombone.
1144
00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:35,110
French.
1145
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,280
Your major's French.
1146
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,030
- And yours?
- Mine?
1147
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,330
- I don't have one.
- You haven't declared?
1148
00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:42,790
I don't go to school.
1149
00:57:42,870 --> 00:57:44,710
- You're kidding.
- No.
1150
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,040
Well, where did you go to school?
1151
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,460
William Taft Elementary, for a little while.
1152
00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:50,630
Seriously?
1153
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,630
You're not like 15 years old or anything,
are you?
1154
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,380
No.
1155
00:57:56,050 --> 00:57:57,130
Wait, you're not like 15, are you?
1156
00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:58,340
No.
1157
00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:01,560
So, what do you do?
1158
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,310
I'm an entrepreneur.
1159
00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:06,890
- You're unemployed.
- I wouldn't say that.
1160
00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:08,060
What would you say?
1161
00:58:08,190 --> 00:58:09,310
That I'm an entrepreneur.
1162
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,060
Well, then, what was your latest preneur?
1163
00:58:11,190 --> 00:58:15,820
Well, I founded an Internet company that
let folks download and share music for free.
1164
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:17,240
Kind of like Napster?
1165
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,740
Exactly like Napster.
1166
00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,490
What do you mean?
1167
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,910
I founded Napster.
1168
00:58:21,990 --> 00:58:23,990
Sean Parker founded Napster.
1169
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,410
Nice to meet you.
1170
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,330
You're Sean Parker?
1171
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,250
You see, the shoe's on the other...
1172
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:31,420
- Foot?
- Table, which has turned.
1173
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:34,250
I just slept with Sean Parker?
1174
00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:36,050
You just slept on Sean Parker.
1175
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,680
- You're a zillionaire.
- Not technically.
1176
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,260
What are you?
1177
00:58:40,930 --> 00:58:42,600
Broke. There's not
a lot of money in free music,
1178
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,020
even less when you're being sued by
everyone who's ever been to the Grammys.
1179
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,600
This is blowing my mind.
1180
00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:48,690
I appreciate that.
1181
00:58:48,770 --> 00:58:50,600
I gotta hop in the shower
and get ready for class.
1182
00:58:50,730 --> 00:58:54,110
Biochem, even though you're
a French major whose name is Amy.
1183
00:58:54,610 --> 00:58:55,860
You passed.
1184
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,280
I'm a hard worker.
1185
00:58:58,860 --> 00:59:02,620
There's juice or anything else you can find.
Help yourself.
1186
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:03,780
You mind if I check my e-mail?
1187
00:59:04,370 --> 00:59:05,950
Yeah, go ahead.
1188
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,130
Amy!
1189
00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:20,470
Jesus.
1190
00:59:20,590 --> 00:59:22,890
- Amy! Can you come out here?
- Yeah?
1191
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,260
Just a second.
1192
00:59:28,270 --> 00:59:29,730
There's a snake in here, Amy.
1193
00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:30,890
What?
1194
00:59:33,310 --> 00:59:34,400
Where?
1195
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,900
There isn't a snake,
but I need to ask you something.
1196
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,990
Are you kidding me? I could've been killed.
1197
00:59:38,110 --> 00:59:39,240
How?
1198
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:43,070
By running too fast
and getting twisted in the curtain.
1199
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,830
What do you need to ask me?
1200
00:59:44,950 --> 00:59:47,740
Yeah, I went to check my e-mail and
there's a website open on your computer.
1201
00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:52,080
Yeah, after you passed out last night
I went on The Facebook for a little bit.
1202
00:59:52,170 --> 00:59:54,330
- What's that?
- The Facebook?
1203
00:59:54,460 --> 00:59:57,420
Stanford's had it for, like, two weeks now.
1204
00:59:57,630 --> 01:00:00,760
It's really awesome,
except it's freakishly addictive.
1205
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,180
Seriously, I'm on the thing
like five times a day.
1206
01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:04,760
Mind if I send myself an e-mail?
1207
01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:06,350
Yeah, is everything okay?
1208
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:08,270
Everything's great.
1209
01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:13,270
I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.
1210
01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:18,780
I've never been in this building before.
1211
01:00:18,860 --> 01:00:23,200
This building's 100 years older
than the country it's in, so do be careful.
1212
01:00:24,530 --> 01:00:26,200
We're sitting in chairs.
1213
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,160
Yes.
1214
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,370
Very good. You can go in now.
1215
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,630
That's their own stupidity.
I should've been there.
1216
01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:40,300
Well, darkness is the absence of light,
1217
01:00:40,380 --> 01:00:43,220
and the stupidity in that instance
was the absence of me.
1218
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:45,220
Catherine, I've got students
in my office now.
1219
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,220
Students. Undergrads.
1220
01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:48,810
I don't know.
1221
01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:51,640
From the looks of it, they want
to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise.
1222
01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:52,980
All right, bye-bye.
1223
01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:54,900
- Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.
1224
01:00:54,980 --> 01:00:56,900
I'm Cameron Winklevoss
and this is my brother, Tyler.
1225
01:00:56,980 --> 01:00:59,070
And you're here because...
1226
01:01:00,530 --> 01:01:01,570
Either of you can answer.
1227
01:01:01,650 --> 01:01:03,150
I'm sorry, sir,
I thought you were reading the letter.
1228
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,320
I've read the letter.
1229
01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:07,660
Well, we came up with an idea for
a website called Harvard Connection...
1230
01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:10,910
We've since changed the name to ConnectU.
And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea...
1231
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,410
I understand.
1232
01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:15,000
And I'm asking what you want me
to do about it.
1233
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:19,000
Well, sir, in the Harvard Student Handbook,
which is distributed to each freshman,
1234
01:01:19,090 --> 01:01:21,420
under the heading "Standards of Conduct
in the Harvard Community,"
1235
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,180
it says the college expects all students
to be honest and forthcoming
1236
01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:27,680
in their dealings with members
in this community.
1237
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,260
Students are required to respect
public and private ownership,
1238
01:01:30,890 --> 01:01:32,770
and instances of theft, misappropriation or...
1239
01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:34,350
- Anne?
- Yes, sir?
1240
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,270
Punch me in the face. Go ahead.
1241
01:01:39,230 --> 01:01:43,190
...or unauthorized use
will result in disciplinary action,
1242
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,280
including the requirement
to withdraw from the college.
1243
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,450
And you memorized that
instead of doing what?
1244
01:01:47,570 --> 01:01:50,950
What my brother and I came here today
to ask of you, respectfully, of course...
1245
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,200
Sir, it's against university rules to steal
from another student, plain and simple.
1246
01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:55,540
And you've spoken to your House Master?
1247
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:57,960
Yes, sir. And the House Master made
a recommendation to the Ad Board,
1248
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,630
but the Ad Board won't see us.
1249
01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,550
Have you tried dealing with
the other student directly?
1250
01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:04,460
Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding
to any of our e-mails or phone calls
1251
01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:05,630
for the last two weeks.
1252
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,550
He doesn't answer when
we knock on his door at Kirkland,
1253
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,470
and the closest I've come
to dealing with him face-to-face
1254
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,890
is when I saw him on the quad
and chased him through Harvard Square.
1255
01:02:11,970 --> 01:02:13,060
You chased him?
1256
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:15,730
I saw him and I know he saw me.
I went after him and then he disappeared.
1257
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,900
- I don't see this as a university issue.
- Of course this is a university issue.
1258
01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:22,400
There's a code of ethics and an honor code
and he violated them both.
1259
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,940
You enter into a code of ethics with
the university, not with each other.
1260
01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:29,990
I'm sorry, President Summers, but what
you just said makes no sense to me at all.
1261
01:02:30,070 --> 01:02:31,240
I'm devastated by that.
1262
01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:33,990
What my brother means is, if
Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room
1263
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,250
and stole our computer,
that would be a university issue.
1264
01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:38,670
I really don't know.
This office doesn't handle petty larceny.
1265
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:40,080
This isn't petty larceny.
1266
01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:42,340
This idea is potentially worth
millions of dollars.
1267
01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:43,590
- Millions?
- Yes.
1268
01:02:43,670 --> 01:02:46,260
You might just be letting
your imaginations run away with you.
1269
01:02:46,340 --> 01:02:49,180
Sir, I honestly don't think you're
in any position to make that call.
1270
01:02:49,260 --> 01:02:53,510
I was the US Treasury Secretary.
I'm in some position to make that call.
1271
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:54,930
Letting our imaginations run away with us
1272
01:02:55,020 --> 01:02:56,930
is exactly what we were told to do
in your freshman address.
1273
01:02:57,020 --> 01:03:00,020
Well, then I would suggest
that you let your imaginations
1274
01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:01,440
run away with you on a new project.
1275
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:02,690
You would?
1276
01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:04,190
Yes. Everyone at Harvard's
inventing something.
1277
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:08,950
Harvard undergraduates believe that
inventing a job is better than finding a job.
1278
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,780
So I'll suggest again that the two of you
come up with a new new project.
1279
01:03:12,870 --> 01:03:15,950
- I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point.
- Please, arrive at the point.
1280
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,790
You don't have to be
an intellectual property expert
1281
01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,370
to understand the difference
between right and wrong.
1282
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,290
And you're saying that I don't?
1283
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:23,380
- Of course I'm not saying that, sir.
- I'm saying that.
1284
01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:25,170
- Really?
- Sir.
1285
01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:27,300
Anne, how did they get this appointment?
1286
01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:29,300
Colleagues of their father.
1287
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,140
Let me tell you something,
Mr. Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss,
1288
01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:35,640
since you're on the subject
of right and wrong.
1289
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:39,980
This action, this meeting,
the two of you being here is wrong.
1290
01:03:40,230 --> 01:03:43,560
It's not worthy of Harvard.
It's not what Harvard saw in you.
1291
01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:46,070
You don't get special treatment.
1292
01:03:46,230 --> 01:03:48,650
- We never asked...
- Just start another project?
1293
01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:50,570
Like we're making a diorama
for a science fair?
1294
01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:52,160
If you have a problem
with that, Mr. Winklevoss...
1295
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,320
We never asked for special treatment.
1296
01:03:53,410 --> 01:03:57,080
...the courts are always at your disposal.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
1297
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,830
You can take the Harvard
Student Handbook and shove it...
1298
01:03:58,910 --> 01:04:00,000
Ty.
1299
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:02,870
Thank you very much for your time, sir.
1300
01:04:08,090 --> 01:04:09,380
Whoops.
1301
01:04:09,590 --> 01:04:12,090
Broke your 335-year-old doorknob.
1302
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,850
Eduardo, spring break, you
and Mr. Zuckerberg took a trip to New York.
1303
01:04:16,930 --> 01:04:19,520
- Yes.
- What was the purpose of the trip?
1304
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,270
Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings
with potential advertisers.
1305
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:25,110
Who paid for the trip?
1306
01:04:25,190 --> 01:04:28,280
It was paid for out of the $1,000 account
I had set up a few months earlier.
1307
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,200
At this point, your $1,000 was the only
money that had been put into the company?
1308
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,280
- Yes.
- How did you feel the meetings went?
1309
01:04:35,780 --> 01:04:37,870
- They went terribly.
- Why?
1310
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,200
Mark was asleep.
1311
01:04:39,290 --> 01:04:40,700
I was not asleep.
1312
01:04:40,790 --> 01:04:42,120
Can I rephrase my answer?
1313
01:04:42,290 --> 01:04:44,290
I wish he'd been asleep.
1314
01:04:47,090 --> 01:04:50,590
So we're in 29 schools now,
with over 75,000 members.
1315
01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:52,550
People who go on The Facebook
1316
01:04:52,630 --> 01:04:55,050
tend to stay on longer
than almost any other website.
1317
01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:56,890
Now, here's the most impressive statistic.
1318
01:04:56,970 --> 01:04:59,970
91% of people who try it once
will come back.
1319
01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:01,930
- Now, if you'll allow me...
- Excuse me one second.
1320
01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:04,390
What sound is he making? Is that like a tsk?
1321
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,070
It wasn't a tsk.
1322
01:05:09,230 --> 01:05:10,570
It was...
1323
01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:13,320
Like a glottal stop.
1324
01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:15,660
Almost a gag reflex.
1325
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,990
Guys, what is this?
1326
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:21,750
There was one more meeting scheduled
for the New York trip.
1327
01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:23,160
Yes, it was a dinner.
1328
01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:24,660
It was set up through
my girlfriend at the time.
1329
01:05:24,830 --> 01:05:27,830
Would you say that Mark was
excited about this meeting?
1330
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,170
Yes. Very.
1331
01:05:30,250 --> 01:05:32,260
- Look, they're not gonna card us.
- They might.
1332
01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:34,170
- I mean, look around.
- It'll be embarrassing.
1333
01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:37,090
- Tell him they're not gonna card us.
- They're not gonna card us.
1334
01:05:37,180 --> 01:05:39,100
- Mark...
- Are you gonna talk about ads again?
1335
01:05:39,180 --> 01:05:40,930
Unless you're the ballet theater of Hartford,
1336
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,020
the purpose of a business
is to make a profit.
1337
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:44,270
It isn't a business yet.
1338
01:05:44,350 --> 01:05:48,150
That's tough for me, 'cause my...
Never mind.
1339
01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:52,530
He's 25 minutes late.
1340
01:05:52,610 --> 01:05:55,360
He founded Napster when he was 19.
He can be late.
1341
01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:57,110
- He's not a god.
- Then what is he?
1342
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,700
He's 25 minutes late.
1343
01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,030
I think Wardo's jealous.
1344
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,330
I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous.
1345
01:06:03,540 --> 01:06:04,540
Why?
1346
01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:08,120
Well, I didn't know him at all, but I had
done a search and I'd asked around.
1347
01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:11,500
And he struck me as kind of a...
1348
01:06:13,380 --> 01:06:14,840
A wild card.
1349
01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:16,050
Why?
1350
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:19,470
He crashed out of two pretty big
Internet companies in spectacular fashion,
1351
01:06:19,550 --> 01:06:20,970
he's had a reputation with drugs...
1352
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,310
He also founded the companies.
1353
01:06:22,390 --> 01:06:23,720
We don't need him.
1354
01:06:24,350 --> 01:06:25,390
He's here.
1355
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,150
No, no, take your time.
1356
01:06:30,230 --> 01:06:32,980
- And he does own a watch.
- Stop it.
1357
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:36,070
- I'm Sean Parker.
- How do you do?
1358
01:06:36,150 --> 01:06:39,070
You must be Eduardo. And Christy.
And Mark.
1359
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,160
- Great to meet you.
- Great to meet you.
1360
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,740
You guys don't have anything
in front of you.
1361
01:06:42,870 --> 01:06:43,910
- No.
- Tori.
1362
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000
We were waiting.
1363
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,250
- Hey, baby boy.
- Can you bring out some things?
1364
01:06:47,370 --> 01:06:50,170
The lacquered pork with that ginger confit.
Tuna tartare?
1365
01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:52,090
And the lobster claws, that'll get us started.
1366
01:06:52,210 --> 01:06:54,090
Christy, what do you like to drink?
1367
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:56,920
An appletini.
1368
01:06:57,010 --> 01:06:59,050
Great. Four of those.
1369
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:02,430
From that point on, it was a Seanathon.
1370
01:07:11,270 --> 01:07:13,940
The question was,
"What did you talk about?"
1371
01:07:25,410 --> 01:07:27,700
He took us through his episode
with Napster.
1372
01:07:27,790 --> 01:07:30,790
I didn't wanna spend my 20s
as a professional defendant.
1373
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,960
Who knew? The music industry
doesn't have a sense of humor.
1374
01:07:34,090 --> 01:07:37,300
We tried to sell the company to pay the
35 million they said we owed in royalties,
1375
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:41,890
but I guess to them that was a little like
selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas.
1376
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,060
So we said screw it, declared bankruptcy.
1377
01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:47,810
- But you made a name for yourself.
- And you are dry.
1378
01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:49,640
- Tori!
- No, no, I'm good.
1379
01:07:49,730 --> 01:07:51,940
And then he went on to
his second business venture,
1380
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,650
which was an online Rolodex that
he got thrown out of by Case Equity.
1381
01:07:55,980 --> 01:07:57,730
And I wanted to do it nice this time.
1382
01:07:58,150 --> 01:08:01,740
I put on a tie and I shined my shoes,
but nobody wants to take orders from a kid.
1383
01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:04,740
So let me tell you what happens to
a 20-year-old at the top of a hot dot-com.
1384
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:07,990
- I'm not a psychiatrist, but...
- I'm glad we've got that on the record.
1385
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,330
You're not a psychiatrist, but what?
1386
01:08:10,460 --> 01:08:13,290
A psychiatrist would say
that he was paranoid.
1387
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:15,920
They'll hire private detectives
who'll follow you day and night.
1388
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,090
You're a target for high-priced escorts.
1389
01:08:18,170 --> 01:08:20,510
I can't prove it,
but I know they tap my phones.
1390
01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:23,180
Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up,
you've done already.
1391
01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:25,850
Private behavior is a relic
of a time gone by.
1392
01:08:25,930 --> 01:08:28,770
And if somehow, someway, you've managed
to live your life like the Dalai Lama,
1393
01:08:28,850 --> 01:08:30,020
they'll make shit up.
1394
01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:32,690
Because they don't want you,
they want your idea.
1395
01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:34,520
And they want you
to say "thank you" while you...
1396
01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:36,020
Excuse me.
1397
01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:37,520
...wipe your chin and walk away.
1398
01:08:37,650 --> 01:08:38,690
That's what happened to you?
1399
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:40,360
And delusional.
1400
01:08:41,030 --> 01:08:44,110
Yes. But there'll be payback at Case.
1401
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,780
I brought down the record companies
with Napster
1402
01:08:45,870 --> 01:08:47,200
and Case'll suffer for their sins, too.
1403
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,790
Sorry, you didn't bring down
the record companies.
1404
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:51,200
They won.
1405
01:08:51,370 --> 01:08:53,040
- In court.
- Yeah.
1406
01:08:53,370 --> 01:08:55,960
You wanna buy a Tower Records, Eduardo?
1407
01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:01,800
And he told story after story
about life in Silicon Valley,
1408
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:05,890
and parties at Stanford and down in LA,
and friends who'd become millionaires...
1409
01:09:06,010 --> 01:09:10,890
But mostly how Mark had to...
He had to come to California.
1410
01:09:11,810 --> 01:09:14,140
And then he got around to The Facebook.
1411
01:09:14,230 --> 01:09:16,730
So, tell me about your progress.
1412
01:09:16,810 --> 01:09:20,400
Well, we're in 29 schools now.
We got over 75,000 members.
1413
01:09:20,570 --> 01:09:22,240
- Tell me about the strategy you're using.
- Okay.
1414
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,320
For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas,
1415
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:26,240
but Baylor already had
a social network on campus.
1416
01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:27,910
So instead of going right after them,
1417
01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:30,080
we made a list of every school
within 100 miles...
1418
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,240
You put The Facebook
on those campuses first.
1419
01:09:31,330 --> 01:09:34,160
Pretty soon all the Baylor kids saw
their friends on our site and we were in.
1420
01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:35,580
It's called the Little Bighorn.
That's smart, Mark.
1421
01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:37,080
- Thanks, that was mine.
- Easy.
1422
01:09:37,170 --> 01:09:38,920
Hey, you know what?
Settle an argument for us.
1423
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,920
I say it's time to start making money
from The Facebook,
1424
01:09:41,050 --> 01:09:42,920
but Mark doesn't want advertising.
Who's right?
1425
01:09:43,010 --> 01:09:44,260
Well...
1426
01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,180
Neither of you yet.
1427
01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:48,600
The Facebook is cool,
that's what it's got going for it.
1428
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:49,760
Yeah.
1429
01:09:49,850 --> 01:09:51,510
You don't wanna ruin it with ads
because ads aren't cool.
1430
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,680
Exactly.
1431
01:09:52,770 --> 01:09:54,270
It's like you're throwing
the greatest party on campus
1432
01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:55,600
and someone's saying
it's gotta be over by 11:00.
1433
01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:56,770
That's exactly right.
1434
01:09:56,850 --> 01:09:59,020
- You don't even know what the thing is yet.
- Exactly.
1435
01:09:59,110 --> 01:10:02,820
How big it can get, how far it can go.
This is no time to take your chips down.
1436
01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:04,820
A million dollars isn't cool.
You know what's cool?
1437
01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:05,950
You?
1438
01:10:08,740 --> 01:10:10,070
"A billion dollars."
1439
01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:15,290
And that shut everybody up.
1440
01:10:15,370 --> 01:10:18,460
And that's where you're headed.
A billion-dollar valuation.
1441
01:10:19,210 --> 01:10:21,880
Unless you take bad advice, in which case
you may as well have come up with
1442
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:23,800
a chain of very successful yogurt shops.
1443
01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:28,010
When you go fishing, you can catch
a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish.
1444
01:10:28,090 --> 01:10:31,390
You ever walk into a guy's den and see
a picture of him standing next to 14 trout?
1445
01:10:31,470 --> 01:10:33,310
- No, he's holding a 3,000-pound marlin.
- Yep.
1446
01:10:33,390 --> 01:10:34,470
- That's a good analogy.
- Okay.
1447
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,940
But we all know marlins don't really
weigh 3,000 pounds, right?
1448
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,060
Have you seen the big ones up close?
1449
01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:41,110
No, but I don't think the guy's holding
a marlin the size of a Range Rover.
1450
01:10:41,190 --> 01:10:43,820
That would be a really big fish
and a very strong guy.
1451
01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:45,440
You think we might be getting away
from the point?
1452
01:10:45,530 --> 01:10:49,820
I don't have a dog in this fight.
I'm just a fan who came to say hi.
1453
01:10:49,910 --> 01:10:51,740
He owned Mark after that dinner.
1454
01:10:52,660 --> 01:10:55,040
He picked up the check,
he told Mark they'd talk again soon,
1455
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,200
and he was gone.
1456
01:10:56,290 --> 01:11:00,170
But not before he made his biggest
contribution to the company.
1457
01:11:02,540 --> 01:11:05,000
Drop the "The." Just "Facebook."
1458
01:11:05,590 --> 01:11:07,130
It's cleaner.
1459
01:11:10,050 --> 01:11:11,090
Shit.
1460
01:11:13,810 --> 01:11:14,850
Goodbye, sweetie.
1461
01:11:15,890 --> 01:11:17,100
Yeah.
1462
01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:23,900
That's gotta be some kind of
land speed record for talking.
1463
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:26,150
You wanna end the party at 11:00.
1464
01:11:27,110 --> 01:11:30,360
- I'm trying to pay for the party.
- There won't be a party unless it's cool.
1465
01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:32,660
So, what do you think?
1466
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:34,700
Yeah, sure, let's drop the "The."
1467
01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:37,910
I meant to catching the marlin
instead of the 14 trout.
1468
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,290
Doesn't that sound good?
1469
01:11:39,370 --> 01:11:41,080
If you're a trout.
1470
01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:42,710
I'm going to enter this into the record.
1471
01:11:42,790 --> 01:11:46,710
Incorporation papers for Facebook,
an LLC registered in Florida.
1472
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,880
- Why Florida?
- It's where my family lives.
1473
01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:51,550
And ask the respondent to stipulate
that the articles of incorporation
1474
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:55,390
state the ownership as follows:
65% for Mark Zuckerberg,
1475
01:11:55,470 --> 01:11:58,600
30% for Eduardo Saverin
and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz.
1476
01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,770
Yeah, we stipulate.
1477
01:11:59,850 --> 01:12:02,730
- And that was April 13th, 2004.
- You can mark it.
1478
01:12:02,810 --> 01:12:04,440
You have anything here?
1479
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:05,820
Yes. Thank you.
1480
01:12:05,900 --> 01:12:08,610
Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anything
1481
01:12:08,690 --> 01:12:11,280
that might be considered
legitimate grounds for termination?
1482
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,160
No.
1483
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:18,790
You never did anything to embarrass the
company or even seriously jeopardize it?
1484
01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:20,790
- No.
- No?
1485
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,420
No.
1486
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,670
You were accused of animal cruelty.
1487
01:12:29,260 --> 01:12:31,720
- Wait.
- You weren't?
1488
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:34,050
This is not happening.
1489
01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:36,470
I have here an article from The Crimson...
1490
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,640
Jesus Christ.
1491
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,770
I can't have this, Wardo.
1492
01:12:38,850 --> 01:12:42,310
Come on, man. This is bullshit.
This is another club playing a prank.
1493
01:12:43,850 --> 01:12:46,110
I'd gotten into the Phoenix.
1494
01:12:46,190 --> 01:12:48,820
I'd been accepted,
and as part of my initiation I had to,
1495
01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:52,900
for one week, carry with me at all times
and take care of a chicken.
1496
01:12:52,990 --> 01:12:55,620
They identify you
as one of the founders of Facebook.
1497
01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,080
"Junior Eduardo Saverin..."
1498
01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:59,120
I'm not the expert, but being connected
to torturing animals
1499
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,540
is probably bad for business.
1500
01:13:00,620 --> 01:13:05,460
I did not torture the chicken.
I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy?
1501
01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:09,380
No, and settle down, please.
I have here an article from The Crimson...
1502
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:11,260
- This is scathing.
- 956.
1503
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:14,180
I was having dinner in
the Kirkland dining hall with Mark,
1504
01:13:14,590 --> 01:13:15,970
and I had the chicken with me,
1505
01:13:16,050 --> 01:13:18,050
because I had to have the chicken
with me at all times.
1506
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:19,220
This was college.
1507
01:13:19,310 --> 01:13:21,390
- Somebody's gonna have to answer for this.
- 969.
1508
01:13:21,850 --> 01:13:24,020
And the dining hall
was serving chicken for dinner,
1509
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:26,520
and I had to feed my chicken, so I...
1510
01:13:26,610 --> 01:13:29,820
Well, I took little pieces of chicken
and I gave it to the chicken.
1511
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,070
Someone must have seen me,
because the next thing I knew
1512
01:13:32,150 --> 01:13:33,860
I was being accused of forced cannibalism.
1513
01:13:34,820 --> 01:13:37,320
I didn't know you couldn't do that.
1514
01:13:37,740 --> 01:13:39,740
I dealt with the various animal rights groups,
1515
01:13:39,830 --> 01:13:42,040
I dealt with the associate dean
of the college.
1516
01:13:42,330 --> 01:13:44,000
This was all resolved.
1517
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:45,120
988.
1518
01:13:45,210 --> 01:13:47,250
Someone from the Porc or the Fly
must have reported it.
1519
01:13:47,330 --> 01:13:49,170
For all I know, it was the Winklevosses.
1520
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,960
All right, let's just forget about it.
1521
01:13:51,050 --> 01:13:54,010
This is absurd.
I'm being accused of animal cruelty.
1522
01:13:54,090 --> 01:13:55,550
It's better to be accused of necrophilia.
1523
01:13:55,630 --> 01:13:57,260
It is better to be accused of necrophilia.
1524
01:13:57,340 --> 01:14:00,720
Now I have to explain this to my father.
I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody.
1525
01:14:00,810 --> 01:14:02,220
What is happening on that?
1526
01:14:02,310 --> 01:14:04,390
I have my final coming up
for Postwar and Contemporary Art
1527
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:05,730
and I haven't been to class.
1528
01:14:05,810 --> 01:14:07,060
I'm supposed to write about
these four paintings.
1529
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,770
That's a Facebook page?
1530
01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:09,900
Yeah. I opened it under an alias.
1531
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:11,400
I posted the paintings
and asked people to comment.
1532
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:14,490
Every once in a while, I hop on
and stir the pot to get a good debate going.
1533
01:14:14,570 --> 01:14:16,990
Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating
on his final exam?
1534
01:14:17,070 --> 01:14:19,870
- I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen.
- And why not?
1535
01:14:19,950 --> 01:14:22,700
Because I'm not suing him
for cheating on his final exam.
1536
01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:25,960
- That's not what friends do.
- Well, you just told us he was cheating.
1537
01:14:26,870 --> 01:14:27,920
Oops.
1538
01:14:30,250 --> 01:14:32,210
You told your lawyers
I was torturing animals?
1539
01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:33,920
No, he didn't tell us about it at all.
1540
01:14:34,010 --> 01:14:36,760
Our litigators are capable
of finding a Crimson article.
1541
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,550
In fact, when we raised the subject with him,
he defended you.
1542
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,060
Oops.
1543
01:14:43,470 --> 01:14:45,520
993. We are so close.
1544
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:49,310
Yeah, that reminds me,
we're gonna need more money, Wardo.
1545
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,440
Yeah, no, I agree. More servers, more help.
1546
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,270
I'm interviewing two interns
to come to Palo Alto
1547
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,440
and we're gonna have
to pay them something.
1548
01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:56,490
- Sorry, what?
- I already found a house for rent
1549
01:14:56,570 --> 01:14:58,320
on a street
two blocks from the Stanford campus.
1550
01:14:58,410 --> 01:14:59,740
It is perfect and it's got a pool.
1551
01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:01,820
When did you decide to go to California
for the summer?
1552
01:15:01,910 --> 01:15:03,160
You mean when did I actually decide?
1553
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,410
Was it somewhere in the middle
of the Sean Parker Variety Hour?
1554
01:15:06,830 --> 01:15:09,040
He was right,
California's the place we've gotta be.
1555
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,540
What, you're Jed Clampett?
1556
01:15:10,630 --> 01:15:12,670
I didn't know you guys
got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil.
1557
01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,420
Yeah, got the show in Brazil, it was genius.
1558
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:17,840
- What is your problem with Sean?
- He doesn't bring anything to the table.
1559
01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,970
He doesn't have money.
Dustin's a better programmer.
1560
01:15:20,050 --> 01:15:23,640
- He's got connections to VCs.
- We don't need VCs, we need advertisers.
1561
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,640
- And I have connections to VCs.
- No real players.
1562
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,310
And as somebody who's just really
embarrassed the company in a bad way...
1563
01:15:28,390 --> 01:15:30,600
- It was the Winklevosses, Mark.
- Hang on.
1564
01:15:30,690 --> 01:15:32,150
Hit "Refresh."
1565
01:15:32,860 --> 01:15:35,980
150,004.
1566
01:15:36,070 --> 01:15:38,440
150,000 members, Wardo.
1567
01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:40,150
- Congratulations, dude.
- Congratulations.
1568
01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:44,700
You don't think it was strange that
he was followed by private detectives?
1569
01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:46,450
Who came up with nothing.
1570
01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:48,500
Enough to get him out of the company.
The drugs, the girls.
1571
01:15:48,580 --> 01:15:50,710
- We don't know that any of that's true.
- You can read about it.
1572
01:15:50,790 --> 01:15:52,330
I can read about you torturing birds.
Since when...
1573
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:56,090
Okay, don't fish eat other fish?
The marlins and the trout?
1574
01:15:58,590 --> 01:15:59,630
What's he talking about?
1575
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,390
I'm interviewing interns at 10:00
tomorrow night in the CS lab.
1576
01:16:02,470 --> 01:16:03,640
Get on board with this, man.
1577
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:06,260
You know, I don't really know
what else to say.
1578
01:16:29,620 --> 01:16:32,000
You can do one more! One more!
1579
01:16:36,710 --> 01:16:37,750
Wardo!
1580
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,130
Yo! Mark!
1581
01:16:41,050 --> 01:16:42,090
What's going on?
1582
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:44,550
They have 10 minutes to get root access
to a Python web server,
1583
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:45,930
expose its SSL encryption,
1584
01:16:46,010 --> 01:16:47,640
and then intercept all traffic
over its secure port.
1585
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:48,810
They're hacking.
1586
01:16:48,930 --> 01:16:50,930
Yes, all behind a Pix Firewall Emulator.
But here's the beauty.
1587
01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:52,850
You know I didn't understand
anything you just said, right?
1588
01:16:52,940 --> 01:16:54,060
- I do know that.
- So what's the beauty?
1589
01:16:54,150 --> 01:16:56,060
Every tenth line of code written,
they have to drink a shot.
1590
01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:59,150
Hacking's supposed to be stealth,
so every time the server detects an intrusion,
1591
01:16:59,230 --> 01:17:01,070
the candidate responsible
has to drink a shot.
1592
01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:02,860
I also have a program running
that has a pop-up window
1593
01:17:02,950 --> 01:17:04,780
appear simultaneously on all five computers.
1594
01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,870
The last candidate to hit the window
has to drink a shot.
1595
01:17:06,950 --> 01:17:09,080
Plus, every three minutes
they all have to drink a shot.
1596
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,620
- Three minutes!
- Drink one now!
1597
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:15,330
Hey, can I ask, what part of the intern's job
will they need to be able to do drunk?
1598
01:17:15,420 --> 01:17:16,460
You're right.
1599
01:17:16,540 --> 01:17:19,840
A more relevant test might be seeing
if they can keep a chicken alive for a week.
1600
01:17:21,630 --> 01:17:23,550
- That was mean.
- Here.
1601
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:24,760
What is this?
1602
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,930
I opened a new account
and put $18,000 in it.
1603
01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:31,270
Will that get you through the summer?
1604
01:17:31,350 --> 01:17:32,390
- Here!
- Mark?
1605
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:33,890
Right here!
1606
01:17:39,070 --> 01:17:40,900
Welcome to Facebook.
1607
01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:51,990
- $18,000?
- Yes.
1608
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,410
In addition to the $1,000
you'd already put up.
1609
01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:57,080
- Yes.
- A total of $19,000 now.
1610
01:17:57,170 --> 01:17:58,420
- Yes.
- Hang on.
1611
01:18:00,590 --> 01:18:02,050
I'm just checking your math on that.
1612
01:18:02,130 --> 01:18:04,470
Yes, I got the same thing.
1613
01:18:05,050 --> 01:18:06,130
May I continue?
1614
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,640
After expressing misgivings
about Mr. Zuckerberg taking the company
1615
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:11,760
and moving it to California for the summer,
1616
01:18:11,850 --> 01:18:14,850
why did you put $18,000
in an account for his use?
1617
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:18,690
I figured we were partners.
I wanted to be a team player.
1618
01:18:18,770 --> 01:18:21,860
I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns
could work on the site
1619
01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:24,400
while I was generating
advertiser interest in New York.
1620
01:18:24,490 --> 01:18:29,030
But mostly I figured, how much could
possibly go wrong in three months?
1621
01:18:30,830 --> 01:18:32,620
Go, go, go, go, go.
1622
01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,830
- I didn't die.
- I know.
1623
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,750
- I made it.
- You did.
1624
01:18:42,170 --> 01:18:43,500
Okay, ready?
1625
01:18:43,590 --> 01:18:45,840
- That was like an 8.
- That was like a 2.
1626
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,300
- It was better than that.
- Yeah.
1627
01:18:56,980 --> 01:18:58,020
I'm okay.
1628
01:18:58,100 --> 01:18:59,350
- You sure?
- Yeah.
1629
01:18:59,980 --> 01:19:01,060
Yikes.
1630
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:03,820
That's the doorbell.
1631
01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:05,110
I didn't know we had a doorbell.
1632
01:19:05,190 --> 01:19:07,900
- Andrew, get the door!
- No, he's wired in.
1633
01:19:07,990 --> 01:19:09,990
That's gonna cut into your security deposit.
1634
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,160
- Andrew.
- Not now.
1635
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,580
Good boy.
1636
01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:20,040
- Sean?
- Mark?
1637
01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:22,080
- Do you live here?
- Yeah.
1638
01:19:22,380 --> 01:19:23,420
Do you?
1639
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,050
We were right across the street.
We saw the chimney...
1640
01:19:25,130 --> 01:19:27,720
- Is anybody hurt?
- No. You live across the street?
1641
01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:30,300
I'm Sharon.
1642
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,720
This is my... Sharon.
She lives across the street.
1643
01:19:32,850 --> 01:19:34,140
I was helping her move out,
we saw the chimney...
1644
01:19:34,220 --> 01:19:36,180
We had a zip line to the pool.
1645
01:19:37,060 --> 01:19:39,520
You came to California.
1646
01:19:40,020 --> 01:19:41,020
Yeah.
1647
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:43,230
You made the right choice.
1648
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,200
Here you go.
1649
01:19:54,870 --> 01:19:55,910
Sharon?
1650
01:19:58,370 --> 01:19:59,370
I'm so sorry.
1651
01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:00,500
- No problem.
- I didn't know you were gonna...
1652
01:20:00,580 --> 01:20:02,630
- Here you go.
- No, no, no. Wait!
1653
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:08,090
This house and this team are great.
It's exactly what it should be.
1654
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,220
I'm Sean Parker.
1655
01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:11,430
Oh, he's wired in.
1656
01:20:11,970 --> 01:20:13,640
That's what I'm talking about.
1657
01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:16,350
Where's Eduardo?
1658
01:20:16,430 --> 01:20:18,930
He got an internship in New York.
1659
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:20,980
Eduardo didn't come out?
1660
01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:44,290
I was crashing there for a little bit
while I'm taking care of some things,
1661
01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:47,840
but she's done for the summer
so she's back at her parents' place.
1662
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:51,380
- The homeless rock star of Palo Alto.
- All right.
1663
01:20:51,470 --> 01:20:53,930
What's your plan for the summer?
1664
01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,300
Mark?
1665
01:20:56,930 --> 01:20:59,100
I'm sorry. I was looking at the architecture.
1666
01:21:00,430 --> 01:21:01,770
I asked what your plan for the...
1667
01:21:01,850 --> 01:21:03,350
A hundred schools
by the end of the summer.
1668
01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:05,190
- We're gonna go to the restroom.
- Okay.
1669
01:21:05,310 --> 01:21:07,310
Yeah, I'll go with you.
1670
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:12,440
Your date looks so familiar to me.
1671
01:21:12,530 --> 01:21:14,110
She looks familiar to a lot of people.
1672
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:15,450
What do you mean?
1673
01:21:17,450 --> 01:21:20,830
A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond
wants to buy his wife some lingerie,
1674
01:21:20,950 --> 01:21:23,750
but he's too embarrassed
to shop for it in a department store.
1675
01:21:23,830 --> 01:21:25,670
He comes up with an idea
for a high-end place
1676
01:21:25,790 --> 01:21:28,090
that doesn't make you feel like a pervert.
1677
01:21:28,170 --> 01:21:32,170
He gets a $40,000 bank loan,
borrows another 40,000 from his in-laws,
1678
01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:35,260
opens a store and calls it Victoria's Secret.
1679
01:21:35,340 --> 01:21:38,050
Makes a half million dollars his first year.
1680
01:21:38,140 --> 01:21:41,970
Starts a catalog, opens three more stores,
and after five years, he sells the company
1681
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:45,310
to Leslie Wexner and The Limited
for $4 million.
1682
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,650
Happy ending, right?
1683
01:21:47,190 --> 01:21:51,440
Except two years later,
the company's worth $500 million,
1684
01:21:51,530 --> 01:21:54,820
and Roy Raymond jumps off
the Golden Gate Bridge.
1685
01:21:57,030 --> 01:22:00,830
Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife
a pair of thigh-highs, you know?
1686
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,410
Was that a parable?
1687
01:22:04,210 --> 01:22:08,420
My date's a Victoria's Secret model.
That's why she looks familiar to you.
1688
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:09,960
- God.
- Don't be impressed by all this.
1689
01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:11,300
I read your blog.
1690
01:22:11,380 --> 01:22:13,420
You know, no, that was for web cretins.
1691
01:22:13,510 --> 01:22:15,170
You know why I started Napster?
1692
01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:21,140
The girl I loved in high school was with
the co-captain of the varsity lacrosse team,
1693
01:22:21,220 --> 01:22:23,270
and I wanted to take her from him.
1694
01:22:23,350 --> 01:22:25,270
So I decided to come up with
the next big thing.
1695
01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:28,230
- I didn't know that.
- Napster wasn't a failure.
1696
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,770
I changed the music industry
for better and for always.
1697
01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:36,110
It may not have been good business,
but it pissed a lot of people off.
1698
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:38,660
And isn't that what your Facemash
was about?
1699
01:22:38,740 --> 01:22:41,410
They're scared of me, pal,
and they're gonna be scared of you.
1700
01:22:41,530 --> 01:22:43,290
What the VCs want is to say,
1701
01:22:43,370 --> 01:22:46,210
"Good idea, kid,
the grown-ups will take it from here."
1702
01:22:46,290 --> 01:22:48,920
But not this time. This is our time.
1703
01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:52,840
This time, you're gonna hand them
a business card that says,
1704
01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:54,630
"I'm CEO, bitch."
1705
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,720
That's what I want for you.
1706
01:22:58,430 --> 01:23:00,050
So where the hell is Eduardo?
1707
01:23:01,220 --> 01:23:03,680
- He's in New York.
- Sucking up to ad execs.
1708
01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:05,720
- He's got an...
- An internship.
1709
01:23:06,890 --> 01:23:10,400
The company's here.
A billion-dollar company's here.
1710
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,360
- Do you live and breathe Facebook?
- Yes.
1711
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:14,570
I know you do.
1712
01:23:14,650 --> 01:23:17,740
Wardo wants to be a businessman
and for all I know he's gonna be a good one,
1713
01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:20,570
but he shouldn't be in New York
kissing Madison Avenue's ass.
1714
01:23:22,580 --> 01:23:25,740
This is a once-in-a-generation,
"holy shit" idea.
1715
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:29,750
And the water under
the Golden Gate is freezing cold.
1716
01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:35,590
Look at my face and tell me
I don't know what I'm talking about.
1717
01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:38,840
Do you ever think about that girl?
1718
01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:39,970
What girl?
1719
01:23:40,090 --> 01:23:43,430
The girl from high school
with the lacrosse thing.
1720
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:45,760
No.
1721
01:23:45,850 --> 01:23:49,390
If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth,
we need shots.
1722
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:50,980
A hundred schools
by the end of the summer?
1723
01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:52,100
Yeah.
1724
01:23:52,190 --> 01:23:53,560
Tell you what. Gesture of good faith.
1725
01:23:53,650 --> 01:23:58,110
While you're getting into 100 schools,
I'll put you on two continents.
1726
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,360
Two...
1727
01:24:04,830 --> 01:24:06,290
If you don't have a place to crash,
1728
01:24:06,370 --> 01:24:08,660
I think you should definitely
come and live with us.
1729
01:24:09,620 --> 01:24:11,540
Let's line up some shots.
1730
01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:13,750
- Excuse me!
- Yes, sir.
1731
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:16,960
You can take this away
and bring back the 1942.
1732
01:24:17,050 --> 01:24:18,960
Absolutely, Mr. Parker.
1733
01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:38,150
Attention... Go!
1734
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:59,510
At the barrier, Hollandia is
leading Harvard University by one length.
1735
01:25:09,350 --> 01:25:10,520
Approaching the grandstands,
1736
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:13,730
Hollandia maintains a lead
of three-quarters of a length.
1737
01:25:26,950 --> 01:25:28,200
Come on!
1738
01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:08,200
Whatever.
1739
01:26:13,870 --> 01:26:14,910
- Mr. Winklevoss.
- Tyler.
1740
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:16,870
- Tremendous race.
- Thank you.
1741
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:19,210
- And this is my brother, Cameron.
- Excellent.
1742
01:26:19,290 --> 01:26:20,340
Sir?
1743
01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:22,130
His Royal Highness Prince Albert.
1744
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:24,010
Your Highness, this is
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss.
1745
01:26:24,090 --> 01:26:27,430
Of course. Brilliant race.
I've never seen a race that close.
1746
01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:28,550
Yes, Your Highness.
1747
01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:31,680
My grandfather, Jack Kelly,
was one of the premier rowers of his day.
1748
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:35,230
I've been coming to Henley for 30 years
and I'd never seen a race that close.
1749
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,230
Have you? Have you seen a race that close?
1750
01:26:37,310 --> 01:26:38,400
No, Your Highness.
1751
01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,860
Mile-and-a-half races are more
commonly won by a boat length or two.
1752
01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:43,730
Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally close.
1753
01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:44,990
May I introduce my teammates?
1754
01:26:45,110 --> 01:26:47,030
I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse us.
1755
01:26:47,110 --> 01:26:48,780
On to the Dutch.
1756
01:26:52,290 --> 01:26:53,660
Sorry you flew all the way out here
to see that.
1757
01:26:53,790 --> 01:26:55,910
Wouldn't have missed it, brother.
How was the royalty?
1758
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,620
I just wanted him to tell me
a couple more times how close the race was.
1759
01:26:58,750 --> 01:27:02,250
Just brutal, brutally close.
Brutally excruciating. Jesus.
1760
01:27:02,340 --> 01:27:04,000
The guy is the prince of a country
the size of Nantucket.
1761
01:27:04,130 --> 01:27:05,130
Relax, it's fine.
1762
01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:06,420
- Boys. Divya.
- Dad.
1763
01:27:06,510 --> 01:27:08,550
- Mr. Winklevoss.
- That was a tough beat.
1764
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,720
I'm sorry that you and Mom
had to fly out here to see that.
1765
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:12,640
No, don't ever apologize to me
for losing a race like that.
1766
01:27:13,010 --> 01:27:15,640
Don't ever apologize to anyone
for losing a race like that.
1767
01:27:15,770 --> 01:27:17,600
- Boys.
- Mr. Kenwright.
1768
01:27:18,270 --> 01:27:20,940
Dad, this is Mr. Kenwright,
head of the host family for this week.
1769
01:27:21,020 --> 01:27:22,770
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Good to meet you.
1770
01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:24,270
I've just had a phone chat with my daughter.
1771
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:27,320
She told me that she and her friends
are already talking about the race,
1772
01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:29,700
which they've just seen via their computers.
1773
01:27:29,820 --> 01:27:33,660
A new website called Facebook.
Do you have this in America?
1774
01:27:34,990 --> 01:27:37,160
I'm gonna find your mother.
1775
01:27:38,710 --> 01:27:39,750
Have I said something wrong?
1776
01:27:39,830 --> 01:27:41,710
Your daughter doesn't go
to school in the States?
1777
01:27:41,830 --> 01:27:43,130
No, no. Cambridge.
1778
01:27:43,210 --> 01:27:45,960
Majoring in French literature, though
I wasn't aware there was such a thing.
1779
01:27:46,050 --> 01:27:47,130
And they have Facebook at Cambridge?
1780
01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:49,300
And apparently Oxford and
the London School of Economics.
1781
01:27:49,380 --> 01:27:50,470
That's where her friends are.
1782
01:27:51,050 --> 01:27:52,550
That's awesome.
1783
01:27:53,010 --> 01:27:56,520
Good race, boys.
Take the bitter with the better, eh?
1784
01:27:58,850 --> 01:28:00,230
I'm gonna go watch the race film.
1785
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:05,860
If this is online, I wanna see it.
1786
01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:07,320
Stop it.
1787
01:28:07,860 --> 01:28:09,360
Stop it, Cam.
1788
01:28:09,740 --> 01:28:11,240
Knock it off.
1789
01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:14,370
I don't mind that we lost
to the Dutch today by less than a second.
1790
01:28:14,490 --> 01:28:16,660
That was a good race,
and that was a fair race.
1791
01:28:16,740 --> 01:28:18,200
And they'll see us again.
1792
01:28:18,330 --> 01:28:20,460
What I mind, and what you should mind,
1793
01:28:20,540 --> 01:28:23,710
is showing up on Monday
for a race that was run on Sunday.
1794
01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:26,170
We tried talking to him ourselves,
we tried writing a letter,
1795
01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:29,840
we tried the Ad Board, and we tried
talking to the president of the university.
1796
01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:32,430
Now, I am asking you for the last time,
1797
01:28:32,550 --> 01:28:37,720
let's take the considerable resources
at our disposal and sue him in federal court.
1798
01:28:38,180 --> 01:28:39,430
Come on.
1799
01:28:40,850 --> 01:28:42,690
I need a real drink.
1800
01:28:49,570 --> 01:28:50,570
Screw it.
1801
01:28:52,030 --> 01:28:54,240
Let's gut the frigging nerd.
1802
01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:58,410
That's what I'm talking about!
1803
01:28:58,580 --> 01:29:00,410
No, no, no, no, no.
1804
01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:02,830
But check it out, I saw him today.
1805
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:05,330
Manningham, Mitchell Manningham,
my Case Equity guy.
1806
01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:06,500
Hang on.
1807
01:29:06,590 --> 01:29:08,250
Are you guys using Spikes
or Ghost Missiles?
1808
01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:10,010
We don't know,
we're just shooting at each other.
1809
01:29:10,090 --> 01:29:11,510
Use Sweet Kamikazes.
1810
01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:13,720
Like we know what that is.
1811
01:29:14,220 --> 01:29:18,010
I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera
and he saw me, too.
1812
01:29:18,100 --> 01:29:19,680
I know he did.
1813
01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:25,060
Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline.
1814
01:29:25,230 --> 01:29:26,560
Bong hit.
1815
01:29:27,270 --> 01:29:28,770
Does anybody hear that banging?
1816
01:29:28,860 --> 01:29:31,280
You don't hear anything.
You're writing code.
1817
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:33,360
Dude, somebody's at the door.
1818
01:29:33,450 --> 01:29:38,030
It's not a dish best served cold.
It's best served immediately and relentlessly.
1819
01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:43,580
I'm gonna call you back.
1820
01:29:45,580 --> 01:29:48,090
What's up?
1821
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,550
Mark was supposed to pick me up
at the airport an hour ago.
1822
01:29:51,630 --> 01:29:53,220
I've been calling his cell.
1823
01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:57,800
He was on a 36-hour coding tear,
so he took a nap for a couple of hours.
1824
01:30:04,060 --> 01:30:05,140
What happened here?
1825
01:30:05,270 --> 01:30:08,730
Not happened. Happening.
The next big thing.
1826
01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:09,980
Wardo.
1827
01:30:10,070 --> 01:30:11,070
Hey, man.
1828
01:30:11,150 --> 01:30:13,150
- Back to work.
- Okay.
1829
01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:16,150
The more bad I get at this,
the more wasted I get.
1830
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:17,780
I mean the more wasted that I get...
1831
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:19,570
We understand.
1832
01:30:21,950 --> 01:30:23,080
How old are they, Sean?
1833
01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:25,000
It's not polite to ask.
1834
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:26,250
Sean, how old are they?
1835
01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:28,830
You think you know me, right?
1836
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:30,170
I've read enough.
1837
01:30:30,290 --> 01:30:32,630
You know how much I've read about you?
1838
01:30:33,170 --> 01:30:34,510
Nothing.
1839
01:30:38,340 --> 01:30:40,100
- Wardo.
- Hey, man.
1840
01:30:40,180 --> 01:30:43,100
- I waited an hour for you at the airport.
- What time is it?
1841
01:30:43,180 --> 01:30:46,520
It's midnight. Or 3:00 a.m. In New York,
where I just came from.
1842
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:50,270
You gotta see some of the new stuff we got.
Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall.
1843
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:51,440
I'm just calling it the Wall.
1844
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:54,110
Forget the Wall, tell him about
the meeting I've got set up.
1845
01:30:54,190 --> 01:30:55,780
You know Peter Thiel?
1846
01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:57,200
- Nope.
- No reason you should.
1847
01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:00,530
He just runs a $2-billion hedge fund
called Clarium Capital.
1848
01:31:02,030 --> 01:31:03,620
Why's he setting up meetings?
1849
01:31:03,700 --> 01:31:04,790
Thiel might wanna make
an angel investment.
1850
01:31:04,870 --> 01:31:07,960
I don't care if he's an actual angel.
Why is he setting up business meetings?
1851
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:10,710
- You've had a long flight.
- No, I had a long wait on the tarmac at JFK,
1852
01:31:10,790 --> 01:31:13,040
then a long wait at the passenger
loading and unloading zone at SFO,
1853
01:31:13,170 --> 01:31:15,050
and in between there was a long flight.
1854
01:31:15,170 --> 01:31:16,880
I'm the business end of this company.
1855
01:31:17,630 --> 01:31:20,050
And he is a houseguest living here rent free
1856
01:31:20,180 --> 01:31:23,050
on a very generous grant
from the Eduardo Saverin Foundation.
1857
01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:26,480
I heard about your big-ticket ad buys.
Gary's Tuxedos.
1858
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:28,230
- Hey, man...
- Harvard Bartending Course.
1859
01:31:28,310 --> 01:31:31,520
You're just a small step away
from bagging Snookies Cookies, I can feel it.
1860
01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:42,990
- You wanna talk to me alone for a minute?
- Sure.
1861
01:31:47,330 --> 01:31:48,660
Bong hit.
1862
01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:51,040
- I'm so high.
- No, you're not.
1863
01:31:51,580 --> 01:31:53,340
So how's it going?
1864
01:31:53,670 --> 01:31:56,340
How's the internship? How's Christy?
1865
01:31:57,340 --> 01:31:59,670
- How's the internship?
- Yeah.
1866
01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:03,180
Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship.
1867
01:32:03,260 --> 01:32:05,760
We talked about this on the phone.
I quit on my first day.
1868
01:32:07,390 --> 01:32:09,770
I do remember you saying that.
1869
01:32:09,940 --> 01:32:11,730
So how is Christy?
1870
01:32:12,100 --> 01:32:13,770
Christy's crazy.
1871
01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:15,770
- Is that fun?
- No.
1872
01:32:15,860 --> 01:32:16,860
I mean, she's actually psychotic.
1873
01:32:16,940 --> 01:32:22,110
She's insanely jealous, she's irrational,
and I'm frightened of her.
1874
01:32:22,780 --> 01:32:24,070
Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.
1875
01:32:27,620 --> 01:32:31,710
I do not want that guy representing
himself as part of this company.
1876
01:32:31,790 --> 01:32:33,960
You gotta move out here, Wardo,
this is where it's all happening.
1877
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:36,040
- Did you hear what I just said?
- The connections, the energy...
1878
01:32:36,130 --> 01:32:37,130
Mark, you got...
1879
01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:39,800
I'm afraid if you don't come out here,
you're gonna get left behind.
1880
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:42,220
I want... I need you out here.
1881
01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:44,220
- Please don't tell him I said that.
- What did you just say?
1882
01:32:44,300 --> 01:32:46,390
It's moving faster than any of us
ever imagined it would.
1883
01:32:46,470 --> 01:32:48,220
- It's moving fast.
- What did you mean?
1884
01:32:48,310 --> 01:32:50,230
- And Sean thinks we have...
- Sean is not part of this company.
1885
01:32:50,310 --> 01:32:51,390
We have over 300,000 members, Wardo,
1886
01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:53,650
and we're in 160 schools,
including five in Europe.
1887
01:32:53,730 --> 01:32:55,230
I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO!
1888
01:32:55,310 --> 01:32:56,730
We need more servers
than I ever expected we'd need.
1889
01:32:56,820 --> 01:32:58,400
We need more programmers
and we need more money,
1890
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:00,990
and he set up the Thiel meeting.
He set up meetings all over town.
1891
01:33:01,110 --> 01:33:02,320
- He set up other meetings?
- Yes.
1892
01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:04,160
- Without me knowing anything about it.
- You're in New York.
1893
01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:08,160
I'm in New York riding subways
14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers!
1894
01:33:08,290 --> 01:33:09,950
And how's it going so far?
1895
01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:16,920
What did you mean, "get left behind"?
1896
01:33:21,630 --> 01:33:23,010
- Hi.
- Can I help you?
1897
01:33:23,090 --> 01:33:24,590
I'd like to freeze this bank account
1898
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:28,140
and cancel all existing checks
and lines of credit.
1899
01:33:29,470 --> 01:33:32,640
- May I see some ID, please?
- Yeah, sure, sorry.
1900
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:40,690
Sean, he'll be right with you.
1901
01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:42,190
No problem.
1902
01:33:44,030 --> 01:33:46,280
You know this is where
they filmed Towering Inferno?
1903
01:33:46,370 --> 01:33:48,120
That's comforting.
1904
01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,290
Hey, guys. Come on back.
1905
01:33:52,790 --> 01:33:55,040
- She offer you some waters?
- Oh, yeah. We're cool.
1906
01:33:56,630 --> 01:33:57,880
Sean, how are you? Come on in.
1907
01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,880
- You must be Mark.
- Hi.
1908
01:34:01,670 --> 01:34:05,010
We took a look at everything,
and congratulations.
1909
01:34:05,130 --> 01:34:08,640
We're gonna start you off
with a $500,000 investment.
1910
01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:12,720
Maurice is gonna talk to you
about some corporate restructuring.
1911
01:34:12,850 --> 01:34:14,890
We'll file as a corporation in Delaware
1912
01:34:14,980 --> 01:34:17,900
and come up with a stock structure
that allows for new investors.
1913
01:34:17,980 --> 01:34:20,320
Now, let me ask you something.
1914
01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:22,400
Who's Eduardo Saverin?
1915
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:44,010
Jesus Christ.
1916
01:34:47,590 --> 01:34:48,680
When did you get back?
1917
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:50,180
You scared me. I need you to knock.
1918
01:34:50,260 --> 01:34:52,180
When did you get back?
1919
01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:54,930
I got back this afternoon.
1920
01:34:55,060 --> 01:34:56,520
And when were you gonna call me?
1921
01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:59,270
Chris, it was kind of a rough trip
and I was tired...
1922
01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:03,270
Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts.
Did you know I sent 47 texts?
1923
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:07,240
I did, and I thought that was
incredibly normal behavior.
1924
01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:08,860
Are you mocking me?
1925
01:35:09,070 --> 01:35:10,280
I brought you a present.
1926
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:14,950
Why does your Status say "single"
on your Facebook page?
1927
01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:16,120
What?
1928
01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:20,130
Why does your Relationship Status
say "single" on your Facebook page?
1929
01:35:20,210 --> 01:35:21,880
Well, I was single when I set up the page.
1930
01:35:21,960 --> 01:35:24,050
And you just never bothered to change it?
1931
01:35:24,130 --> 01:35:25,210
What?
1932
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:26,880
I don't know how.
1933
01:35:26,970 --> 01:35:28,800
Do I look stupid to you?
1934
01:35:28,930 --> 01:35:30,220
No, calm down.
1935
01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:32,550
You're asking me to believe
that the CFO of Facebook
1936
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,890
doesn't know how to change
his Relationship Status on Facebook?
1937
01:35:34,970 --> 01:35:38,310
It's embarrassing, so you should take it
as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.
1938
01:35:38,440 --> 01:35:39,640
- Go to hell.
- Take it easy.
1939
01:35:39,770 --> 01:35:42,810
No, you didn't change it so you could
screw those Silicon Valley sluts
1940
01:35:42,900 --> 01:35:44,070
every time you go out to see Mark.
1941
01:35:44,150 --> 01:35:47,150
Not even remotely true, and I can
promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts
1942
01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:50,160
don't care what anyone's
Relationship Status is on Facebook.
1943
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:51,660
Please, open your present.
1944
01:35:51,780 --> 01:35:53,660
Your phone does work.
1945
01:35:54,620 --> 01:35:55,740
It's Mark.
1946
01:35:55,830 --> 01:35:58,000
Okay, this is gonna be tricky.
1947
01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:00,580
Open your present. It's a silk scarf.
1948
01:36:00,670 --> 01:36:02,330
Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?
1949
01:36:02,750 --> 01:36:04,590
This'll be your first.
1950
01:36:04,670 --> 01:36:05,750
Yeah.
1951
01:36:05,840 --> 01:36:07,090
- You froze our account?
- I did.
1952
01:36:07,170 --> 01:36:09,420
- You froze the account.
- I had to get your attention, Mark.
1953
01:36:09,510 --> 01:36:11,260
Do you realize that you jeopardized
the entire company?
1954
01:36:11,340 --> 01:36:12,930
Do you realize that your actions
could have destroyed
1955
01:36:13,010 --> 01:36:14,010
everything I've been working on?
1956
01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:15,180
We have been working on.
1957
01:36:15,260 --> 01:36:16,770
Without money, the site can't function.
1958
01:36:16,850 --> 01:36:19,100
Let me tell you the difference
between Facebook and everybody else.
1959
01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:20,270
We don't crash ever!
1960
01:36:20,350 --> 01:36:24,020
If the servers are down for even a day, our
entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.
1961
01:36:24,110 --> 01:36:26,110
- Look...
- Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that.
1962
01:36:26,190 --> 01:36:28,940
Even a few people leaving would reverberate
through the entire user base.
1963
01:36:29,030 --> 01:36:31,360
The users are interconnected.
That is the whole point.
1964
01:36:31,450 --> 01:36:33,200
College kids are online
because their friends are online
1965
01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:35,450
and if one domino goes,
the other dominos go.
1966
01:36:35,530 --> 01:36:36,620
Don't you get that?
1967
01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:38,330
I am not going back to
the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!
1968
01:36:40,330 --> 01:36:41,710
Holy shit.
1969
01:36:44,540 --> 01:36:45,880
What is wrong with you?
1970
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,460
Did you like being nobody?
1971
01:36:47,550 --> 01:36:49,300
Did you like being a joke?
Do you wanna go back to that?
1972
01:36:49,380 --> 01:36:50,800
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
1973
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:52,220
That was the act of a child,
not a businessman,
1974
01:36:52,300 --> 01:36:53,720
and it certainly was not the act of a friend.
1975
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:56,390
You know how embarrassing it was for me
to try to cash a check today?
1976
01:36:56,470 --> 01:36:57,720
I am not going back to that life.
1977
01:36:57,850 --> 01:37:00,230
- Maybe you were frustrated.
- Yeah!
1978
01:37:00,390 --> 01:37:02,690
- Maybe you were angry.
- I was!
1979
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:05,230
But I am willing to let bygones be bygones,
1980
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:07,650
because, Wardo, I've got some good news.
1981
01:37:07,730 --> 01:37:08,900
I'm sorry.
1982
01:37:08,980 --> 01:37:13,740
I was angry, and maybe it was childish,
but I had to get your attention.
1983
01:37:13,860 --> 01:37:16,660
Wardo, I said I've got some good news.
1984
01:37:17,080 --> 01:37:18,080
What is it?
1985
01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:20,750
Peter Thiel just made an angel investment
of half a million dollars.
1986
01:37:20,830 --> 01:37:22,000
What?
1987
01:37:22,210 --> 01:37:26,170
Half a million dollars.
And he's setting us up in an office.
1988
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:29,420
They wanna reincorporate the company.
They wanna meet you.
1989
01:37:29,550 --> 01:37:31,010
They need your signature
on some documents,
1990
01:37:31,090 --> 01:37:33,510
so you gotta get your ass
on the first flight back to San Francisco.
1991
01:37:33,590 --> 01:37:35,180
I need my CFO.
1992
01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:41,180
I'm on my way.
1993
01:37:41,270 --> 01:37:42,770
- Wardo?
- Yeah?
1994
01:37:42,940 --> 01:37:44,390
We did it.
1995
01:37:47,730 --> 01:37:48,940
Wardo?
1996
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,440
You're going back there already?
1997
01:37:51,570 --> 01:37:52,690
Yes.
1998
01:37:54,450 --> 01:37:56,610
And also, I'm breaking up with you.
1999
01:38:00,450 --> 01:38:02,250
Somebody stop her!
2000
01:38:04,750 --> 01:38:05,790
Four documents.
2001
01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:07,790
The first two are common stock
purchase agreements,
2002
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:10,960
allowing you to buy stock
in the newly reincorporated Facebook,
2003
01:38:11,050 --> 01:38:14,470
as opposed to the old shares,
which are now worthless.
2004
01:38:14,550 --> 01:38:15,720
The third is an exchange agreement
2005
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:18,550
allowing you to exchange
the old shares for new shares,
2006
01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:20,890
and then finally a voter holding agreement.
2007
01:38:20,970 --> 01:38:22,720
How many shares of stock will I own?
2008
01:38:22,810 --> 01:38:25,980
1,328,334.
2009
01:38:26,060 --> 01:38:27,440
Jesus Christ.
2010
01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:30,440
That represents a 34.4% ownership share.
2011
01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:33,280
Why the increase from the original 30%?
2012
01:38:33,360 --> 01:38:36,110
'Cause you may need to dilute it
to award shares to new investors.
2013
01:38:36,820 --> 01:38:39,070
- I love working with business majors.
- I'm telling you.
2014
01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:40,200
- Economics.
- Right.
2015
01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:45,200
You should know that Mark has already
taken his percentage from 60 down to 51.
2016
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:49,750
Well, Mark doesn't care about money
and he needs to be protected.
2017
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:54,130
Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%.
2018
01:38:54,210 --> 01:38:57,050
Sean Parker, 6.47%.
2019
01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:00,350
I can live with that.
2020
01:39:00,430 --> 01:39:02,260
And Peter Thiel, 7%.
2021
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:08,940
Would you like to use my pen?
2022
01:39:09,190 --> 01:39:12,150
Eduardo? Eduardo?
2023
01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:15,030
Can you please repeat the question?
2024
01:39:15,110 --> 01:39:17,320
No, it was an outrageously leading question
the first time around,
2025
01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:18,530
and now you want us to hear it twice?
2026
01:39:18,610 --> 01:39:20,490
Yes. Would you read it back, please?
2027
01:39:20,570 --> 01:39:21,620
Well, go ahead.
2028
01:39:21,700 --> 01:39:23,410
"Counsel: 'And when you signed
these documents,
2029
01:39:23,490 --> 01:39:26,250
"'were you aware that you were signing
your own death certificate?"'
2030
01:39:26,330 --> 01:39:27,410
No.
2031
01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:35,960
It was insanely stupid of me not to have
my own lawyers look over all the...
2032
01:39:36,050 --> 01:39:39,220
In all honesty,
I thought they were my lawyers.
2033
01:39:42,470 --> 01:39:44,060
I was your only friend.
2034
01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,310
You had one friend.
2035
01:39:52,150 --> 01:39:53,190
My father won't even look at me.
2036
01:39:53,270 --> 01:39:58,360
Okay, Eduardo, did Mr. Zuckerberg say
anything to you after you signed the papers?
2037
01:39:58,490 --> 01:40:01,490
There was a lot of handshaking,
a lot of congratulations.
2038
01:40:02,660 --> 01:40:04,030
He'd already told me that he wouldn't be
2039
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:07,250
coming back to school
for at least a semester,
2040
01:40:07,330 --> 01:40:10,080
so we were saying goodbye for a while.
2041
01:40:10,870 --> 01:40:12,130
And then before I left he said...
2042
01:40:12,210 --> 01:40:13,290
But you gotta come back.
2043
01:40:13,380 --> 01:40:15,880
Somewhere around the end of November
or early December.
2044
01:40:15,960 --> 01:40:18,420
Peter wants to throw us an amazing party
when we hit a million members.
2045
01:40:18,510 --> 01:40:20,260
It's gonna be out of control.
You gotta come back for it.
2046
01:40:20,340 --> 01:40:21,630
A million members?
2047
01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:22,890
Yeah.
2048
01:40:23,390 --> 01:40:26,680
Remember the algorithm
on the window at Kirkland?
2049
01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:28,810
Yeah.
2050
01:40:32,230 --> 01:40:33,480
Yeah, I'll be here.
2051
01:40:38,650 --> 01:40:39,820
You sure about this?
2052
01:40:39,900 --> 01:40:41,070
You're 20 minutes late.
2053
01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:42,610
You're gonna walk in there
and say you overslept
2054
01:40:42,700 --> 01:40:43,820
and didn't have time to get dressed.
2055
01:40:43,910 --> 01:40:46,080
They're gonna pitch you.
Case Equity is going to pitch you.
2056
01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:47,740
They're gonna beg you to take their money.
2057
01:40:47,830 --> 01:40:49,500
You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod,
you're gonna nod,
2058
01:40:49,580 --> 01:40:52,620
and then you're gonna say,
"Which one of you is Roth?"
2059
01:40:52,710 --> 01:40:54,130
No, not Roth. Manningham.
2060
01:40:54,210 --> 01:40:56,340
"Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?"
And he'll say, "I am."
2061
01:40:56,420 --> 01:40:59,880
And then you say,
"Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you."'
2062
01:41:00,420 --> 01:41:01,760
Walk out.
2063
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:03,050
Okay.
2064
01:41:15,900 --> 01:41:18,020
In late November, I got the e-mail from Mark
2065
01:41:18,110 --> 01:41:20,150
telling me to come out
for the millionth-member party.
2066
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:21,280
What else did the e-mail say?
2067
01:41:21,860 --> 01:41:24,030
It said that we had to have
a business meeting.
2068
01:41:24,910 --> 01:41:28,160
That Mark and Sean had played
some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity,
2069
01:41:28,830 --> 01:41:30,450
and that Manningham was so impressed
2070
01:41:30,540 --> 01:41:34,460
that he was now making an investment offer
that was hard to turn down.
2071
01:41:34,540 --> 01:41:38,710
So I went to California,
and I went straight to the new offices.
2072
01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:42,510
I didn't know whether to dress for the party
or for the business meeting,
2073
01:41:42,590 --> 01:41:44,970
so I kind of dressed for both.
2074
01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:47,640
- But it didn't matter.
- Why not?
2075
01:41:47,720 --> 01:41:49,930
Because I wasn't called out there
for either one.
2076
01:41:50,020 --> 01:41:51,600
What were you called out there for?
2077
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:56,810
An ambush.
2078
01:41:57,230 --> 01:41:59,070
Mr. Saverin. Hey. Right over here.
2079
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:07,240
Hey, man.
2080
01:42:07,320 --> 01:42:08,370
- How are you?
- Good. How are you?
2081
01:42:08,450 --> 01:42:11,160
- Good, good, good, good, good.
- Good to see you.
2082
01:42:11,250 --> 01:42:14,710
At first I thought he was joking.
Giving me more contracts to sign.
2083
01:42:19,090 --> 01:42:20,880
But then I started reading.
2084
01:42:24,260 --> 01:42:26,050
Wait, what is this?
2085
01:42:26,390 --> 01:42:29,640
Well, as you know, we had some
new investors that have come in.
2086
01:42:29,760 --> 01:42:30,810
What is this?
2087
01:42:43,110 --> 01:42:44,570
Mr. Saverin.
2088
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:48,360
Mark!
2089
01:42:49,660 --> 01:42:51,120
- Mark?
- He's wired in.
2090
01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:52,240
- Sorry?
- He's wired in.
2091
01:42:52,330 --> 01:42:53,790
- Is he?
- Yes.
2092
01:42:55,370 --> 01:42:58,120
- How about now? Are you still wired in?
- Call security.
2093
01:42:58,210 --> 01:43:00,040
You issued 24 million new shares of stock!
2094
01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:02,880
You were told that if new investors
came along...
2095
01:43:02,960 --> 01:43:06,090
How much were your shares diluted?
How much were his?
2096
01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:09,930
What was Mr. Zuckerberg's
ownership share diluted down to?
2097
01:43:10,260 --> 01:43:11,300
It wasn't.
2098
01:43:11,390 --> 01:43:15,020
What was Mr. Moskovitz's ownership share
diluted down to?
2099
01:43:15,100 --> 01:43:16,430
It wasn't.
2100
01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:19,440
What was Sean Parker's ownership share
diluted down to?
2101
01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:20,560
It wasn't.
2102
01:43:20,650 --> 01:43:23,320
What was Peter Thiel's ownership share
diluted down to?
2103
01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:24,480
It wasn't.
2104
01:43:24,570 --> 01:43:27,570
And what was your ownership share
diluted down to?
2105
01:43:28,570 --> 01:43:31,240
.03%
2106
01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:41,380
- You signed the papers.
- You set me up.
2107
01:43:41,460 --> 01:43:44,000
You're gonna blame me because you were
the business head of the company,
2108
01:43:44,090 --> 01:43:45,960
and you made a bad business deal
with your own company?
2109
01:43:46,050 --> 01:43:47,670
It's gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook.
2110
01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:49,090
It won't be like
you're not a part of Facebook.
2111
01:43:49,180 --> 01:43:50,220
You're not a part of Facebook.
2112
01:43:50,300 --> 01:43:52,680
- My name's on the masthead.
- You might wanna check again.
2113
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:54,100
This because I froze the account?
2114
01:43:54,180 --> 01:43:56,350
You think we'd let you
parade around in your ridiculous suits,
2115
01:43:56,430 --> 01:43:57,480
pretending you were running this company?
2116
01:43:57,560 --> 01:43:59,890
Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's!
2117
01:43:59,980 --> 01:44:04,360
Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you
flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
2118
01:44:04,440 --> 01:44:06,110
Security's here. You'll be leaving now.
2119
01:44:06,190 --> 01:44:09,110
- I'm not signing those papers.
- We will get the signature.
2120
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:11,320
Tell me this isn't about me
getting into the Phoenix.
2121
01:44:13,990 --> 01:44:18,200
You... You did it. I knew you did it.
You planted that story about the chicken!
2122
01:44:18,290 --> 01:44:20,410
- I didn't plant that story.
- What's he talking about?
2123
01:44:20,500 --> 01:44:23,460
- You had me accused of animal cruelty.
- Seriously. What the hell's the chicken?
2124
01:44:23,540 --> 01:44:25,250
And I'll bet what you hated the most
2125
01:44:25,340 --> 01:44:28,760
is that they identified me
as a co-founder of Facebook.
2126
01:44:29,220 --> 01:44:32,050
Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole.
2127
01:44:32,140 --> 01:44:36,680
'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%.
I'm coming back for everything.
2128
01:44:43,150 --> 01:44:46,110
- Get him out of here.
- It's okay, I'm going.
2129
01:44:48,070 --> 01:44:49,360
Hang on.
2130
01:44:51,570 --> 01:44:53,160
Almost forgot.
2131
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:56,490
Here's your $19,000.
I wouldn't cash it, though.
2132
01:44:56,580 --> 01:44:58,120
I drew it on the account you froze.
2133
01:45:03,420 --> 01:45:05,960
I like standing next to you, Sean.
2134
01:45:07,210 --> 01:45:09,340
It makes me look so tough.
2135
01:45:22,480 --> 01:45:23,770
Well...
2136
01:45:24,230 --> 01:45:27,150
That's it, that's our show for tonight, people.
2137
01:45:27,230 --> 01:45:29,530
And look, I wanna see everyone here
geared up for a party.
2138
01:45:29,610 --> 01:45:31,690
We're gonna walk into that club
like it's the Macy's Parade.
2139
01:45:31,780 --> 01:45:34,910
Mackey, put it up on the big screen.
We've gotta almost be there.
2140
01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:40,040
- You all right?
- Yeah.
2141
01:45:41,290 --> 01:45:42,750
You were kind of rough on him.
2142
01:45:42,830 --> 01:45:44,830
That's life in the NFL.
2143
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:46,670
You know you didn't have to be
that rough on him.
2144
01:45:46,750 --> 01:45:48,920
- Listen, I put him...
- Sean!
2145
01:45:50,210 --> 01:45:52,300
You didn't have to be that rough on him.
2146
01:45:52,380 --> 01:45:53,590
He almost killed it.
2147
01:45:56,350 --> 01:45:57,550
I'll send flowers.
2148
01:45:59,260 --> 01:46:03,980
Speaking of flowers, I'm putting together
a party after the party at Kappa Eta Sigma.
2149
01:46:04,060 --> 01:46:05,310
Ashleigh's a sister.
2150
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:06,940
- Ashleigh?
- The intern.
2151
01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:10,190
Yeah. I know who she is. Are you guys...
2152
01:46:10,820 --> 01:46:12,490
Ashleigh? Me? No.
2153
01:46:12,570 --> 01:46:14,030
Well, a little bit.
2154
01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:15,950
Why?
2155
01:46:16,030 --> 01:46:17,870
- No. Nothing, I just...
- Excuse me. Mark?
2156
01:46:17,950 --> 01:46:21,200
- We were just talking about you.
- Just that you're doing a really good job.
2157
01:46:21,870 --> 01:46:24,040
Thanks. I appreciate that.
2158
01:46:25,040 --> 01:46:26,120
These came in for you.
2159
01:46:26,210 --> 01:46:28,000
Put them on my desk.
2160
01:46:34,970 --> 01:46:36,380
What's the package?
2161
01:46:37,260 --> 01:46:38,300
Nothing.
2162
01:46:40,720 --> 01:46:42,220
- Mackey.
- Yes, sir.
2163
01:46:42,310 --> 01:46:43,600
Refresh.
2164
01:46:44,100 --> 01:46:45,310
Sweet!
2165
01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:53,360
And you're not a hugger.
2166
01:46:53,650 --> 01:46:54,940
I know.
2167
01:46:57,570 --> 01:46:59,030
One million!
2168
01:47:00,620 --> 01:47:03,370
Who's got champagne? Huh?
2169
01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:06,500
I've got champagne.
2170
01:47:26,350 --> 01:47:29,940
The next transformative development,
a picture-sharing application.
2171
01:47:30,020 --> 01:47:33,110
A place where you view pictures
that coincide with your social life.
2172
01:47:33,190 --> 01:47:36,190
It is the true digitalization of real life.
2173
01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:38,740
- You can use a CD.
- You can do it off of me.
2174
01:47:38,820 --> 01:47:40,530
You don't just go to a party anymore.
2175
01:47:40,620 --> 01:47:44,370
You go to a party with a digital camera,
and then your friends relive the party online.
2176
01:47:44,450 --> 01:47:45,830
And tagging. The idea...
2177
01:47:45,910 --> 01:47:49,120
- Would this be easier without the bra?
- It's worth finding out.
2178
01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:59,260
All right, shut the music down!
2179
01:47:59,630 --> 01:48:01,260
The party's over!
2180
01:48:01,340 --> 01:48:03,140
Everybody, go home!
2181
01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:06,100
I've spent hours watching
what people do when they log on.
2182
01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:07,560
How they check their friends' status updates.
2183
01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:09,140
Wait. That's weird. Why did the music stop?
2184
01:48:09,230 --> 01:48:10,390
Check to see which one of their friends
2185
01:48:10,480 --> 01:48:12,400
changed their profiles,
changed their photos...
2186
01:48:12,480 --> 01:48:14,060
Seriously, what happened to the music?
2187
01:48:14,150 --> 01:48:16,110
We lived on farms
and then we lived in cities,
2188
01:48:16,190 --> 01:48:18,150
and now we're going to live on the Internet!
2189
01:48:18,240 --> 01:48:21,910
Sean, stop.
I think something's going on downstairs.
2190
01:48:30,960 --> 01:48:33,750
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention, please?
2191
01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:37,090
It's time for you to go home.
The party is over.
2192
01:48:37,420 --> 01:48:39,260
Then it's all good.
2193
01:48:41,010 --> 01:48:42,090
- It's the cops.
- What?
2194
01:48:42,180 --> 01:48:43,220
Shit! Shit.
2195
01:48:43,300 --> 01:48:47,060
- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
- Okay, it's okay. Be cool.
2196
01:48:47,600 --> 01:48:49,770
Good to see you, Officer.
What can I do for you?
2197
01:48:50,980 --> 01:48:52,020
What's going on?
2198
01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:54,690
Was the music too loud?
We were having a celebration.
2199
01:48:54,770 --> 01:48:56,320
Miss, I need you to button your blouse.
2200
01:48:56,400 --> 01:48:59,190
I can tell them to turn the music down.
2201
01:49:03,110 --> 01:49:04,160
That's not mine.
2202
01:49:04,570 --> 01:49:07,580
Okay, we're gonna need identification.
Keep your hands where we can see them.
2203
01:49:07,660 --> 01:49:09,080
Oh, my God.
2204
01:49:09,160 --> 01:49:10,870
You got anything else in your pockets
I should know about?
2205
01:49:10,960 --> 01:49:12,000
No, sir. No.
2206
01:49:12,080 --> 01:49:14,330
- Don't be stupid, now.
- I don't, I don't.
2207
01:49:19,420 --> 01:49:20,920
What's this?
2208
01:49:21,130 --> 01:49:22,840
That's an EpiPen.
2209
01:49:23,930 --> 01:49:26,260
- And this?
- That's my inhaler.
2210
01:49:27,100 --> 01:49:28,760
How old are you?
2211
01:49:29,350 --> 01:49:32,270
Twenty-one.
2212
01:49:32,350 --> 01:49:33,770
- Twenty-one.
- I'm 21.
2213
01:49:33,850 --> 01:49:35,520
Lying only makes it worse.
2214
01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:39,400
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied.
2215
01:49:50,410 --> 01:49:51,450
Hello.
2216
01:49:51,540 --> 01:49:54,040
Listen, something's happened.
2217
01:50:01,340 --> 01:50:02,380
Shit.
2218
01:50:02,470 --> 01:50:04,380
No, it's all right. It's gonna be all right.
2219
01:50:04,470 --> 01:50:08,470
I posted bond, and I wasn't doing anything.
I mean, I've got allergies.
2220
01:50:13,270 --> 01:50:14,310
Interns.
2221
01:50:14,390 --> 01:50:16,230
It was just a party.
2222
01:50:19,020 --> 01:50:22,400
This is gonna be news, Sean.
It's gonna be online any second.
2223
01:50:23,610 --> 01:50:24,650
I know.
2224
01:50:24,740 --> 01:50:26,410
You know with an intern...
2225
01:50:26,490 --> 01:50:28,660
No, it's cool. I have it under control.
2226
01:50:28,740 --> 01:50:30,330
I will get it under control.
2227
01:50:30,450 --> 01:50:32,790
I will call someone
and see what the next move is.
2228
01:50:32,870 --> 01:50:34,410
But this is gonna be news now.
2229
01:50:35,170 --> 01:50:37,670
You don't think Wardo
was involved, do you?
2230
01:50:37,750 --> 01:50:38,790
I mean, do you think...
2231
01:50:38,880 --> 01:50:39,960
No.
2232
01:50:40,170 --> 01:50:42,050
Or Manningham. One of them.
2233
01:50:42,130 --> 01:50:45,380
Somebody. Somebody sent the coke
in there, because it got in there.
2234
01:50:45,470 --> 01:50:47,300
You believe me. God, this is gonna be fine.
2235
01:50:52,140 --> 01:50:53,350
Right?
2236
01:50:56,100 --> 01:50:57,690
Go home, Sean.
2237
01:51:12,910 --> 01:51:14,120
Mark?
2238
01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:17,080
Mark.
2239
01:51:19,580 --> 01:51:21,250
We're done for the day.
2240
01:51:21,340 --> 01:51:23,920
Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here.
2241
01:51:27,590 --> 01:51:29,510
What happened to Sean?
2242
01:51:29,840 --> 01:51:32,260
He still owns 7% of the company.
2243
01:51:36,430 --> 01:51:40,690
All you had all day was that salad.
Do you wanna get something to eat?
2244
01:51:40,770 --> 01:51:42,110
I can't.
2245
01:51:49,780 --> 01:51:51,030
I'm not a bad guy.
2246
01:51:51,120 --> 01:51:52,620
I know that.
2247
01:51:52,990 --> 01:51:56,500
When there's emotional testimony,
I assume 85% of it is exaggeration.
2248
01:51:56,620 --> 01:51:58,080
And the other 15?
2249
01:51:58,160 --> 01:52:01,290
Perjury. Creation myths need a devil.
2250
01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:06,300
What happens now?
2251
01:52:07,470 --> 01:52:11,680
Sy and the others are having a steak
on University Avenue.
2252
01:52:12,180 --> 01:52:13,640
Then they'll come back up to the office,
2253
01:52:13,720 --> 01:52:17,020
and start working on a settlement
agreement to present to you.
2254
01:52:17,140 --> 01:52:19,020
- They're gonna settle?
- Oh, yeah.
2255
01:52:19,640 --> 01:52:22,480
- And you're gonna have to pay a little extra.
- Why?
2256
01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:24,730
So that these guys sign
a nondisclosure agreement.
2257
01:52:24,820 --> 01:52:27,820
They say one unflattering word about you
in public, you own their wife and kids.
2258
01:52:27,900 --> 01:52:29,110
I invented Facebook.
2259
01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:31,320
I'm talking about a jury.
2260
01:52:31,570 --> 01:52:34,160
I specialize in voir dire, jury selection.
2261
01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:36,620
What a jury sees
when they look at a defendant.
2262
01:52:36,700 --> 01:52:39,080
Clothes, hair, speaking style, likeability...
2263
01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:40,370
Likeability.
2264
01:52:40,500 --> 01:52:43,330
I've been licensed to practice law
for all of 20 months,
2265
01:52:43,420 --> 01:52:44,790
and I could get a jury to believe
2266
01:52:44,880 --> 01:52:47,590
that you planted the story
about Eduardo and the chicken.
2267
01:52:47,670 --> 01:52:48,760
Watch what else.
2268
01:52:49,260 --> 01:52:51,340
Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party
that night?
2269
01:52:52,090 --> 01:52:54,300
- You think I'm the one that called the police?
- Doesn't matter.
2270
01:52:54,390 --> 01:52:56,470
I asked the question,
now everybody's thinking about it.
2271
01:52:56,560 --> 01:52:58,680
You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes.
2272
01:53:00,350 --> 01:53:01,480
Farm animals.
2273
01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:02,730
Yeah.
2274
01:53:03,730 --> 01:53:06,270
I was drunk and angry and stupid.
2275
01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:08,610
- And blogging...
- And blogging.
2276
01:53:09,740 --> 01:53:11,070
Pay them.
2277
01:53:11,360 --> 01:53:12,570
In the scheme of things,
2278
01:53:13,030 --> 01:53:14,360
it's a speeding ticket.
2279
01:53:16,370 --> 01:53:18,740
That's what Sy will tell you tomorrow.
2280
01:53:18,870 --> 01:53:21,750
Do you think anybody would mind if I stayed
and used the computer for a minute?
2281
01:53:21,870 --> 01:53:23,370
I can't imagine it would be a problem.
2282
01:53:23,460 --> 01:53:24,710
Thanks.
2283
01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:27,880
I appreciate your help today.
2284
01:53:31,720 --> 01:53:33,970
You're not an asshole, Mark.
2285
01:53:35,220 --> 01:53:37,720
You're just trying so hard to be.
2286
01:54:23,450 --> 01:54:27,580
Baby, your a rich man
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