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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,780 --> 00:00:04,619 ? We're not going out 2 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:06,299 ? Not staying in 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:09,059 ? Just hanging around with my head in a spin 4 00:00:09,060 --> 00:00:11,659 ? But there is no need to scream and shout 5 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:15,179 ? We're not going out 6 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:18,220 ? We are not going out. ? 7 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:25,459 Oh, are you and Toby still OK for our tapas night next week? 8 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:27,339 Yes, looking forward to it. 9 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,939 Oh, and talking of nights out, 10 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:31,659 last week, Toby and I paid a small fortune 11 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:33,699 for tickets to the ballet, and sod's law, 12 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,499 the morning after we saw it, one of Toby's rich patients 13 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,979 gave him tickets to the exact same ballet as a gift. 14 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:41,259 You know what it's like when these things happen. 15 00:00:41,260 --> 00:00:42,420 Yeah. 16 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:46,219 Like that time I bought the box set of Touch Of Frost 17 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,540 and then they go and repeat it all on ITV2. 18 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:50,979 Right. 19 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:53,379 Well... it's tomorrow night. 20 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:55,459 The tickets are yours, if you'd like them. 21 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,459 Oh, wow! Thanks, Anna. That's amazing. 22 00:00:57,460 --> 00:01:01,699 You don't think it will be a bit of a culture shock for Lee? 23 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,939 Any culture comes as a shock to Lee. 24 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:06,899 As much I'd like to see the look on Lee's face, 25 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,139 I really do have to dash. See you soon. 26 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:11,219 OK, bye. Thanks, Anna. 27 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:14,380 - What look on my face? - We've got two tickets for the ballet. 28 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,739 That look there. 29 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:22,099 The only problem is, who are we going to get to baby-sit? 30 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:23,579 Why can't you ask your mum? 31 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:25,979 Because it's tomorrow night and that's her bridge night. 32 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:29,659 Oh, finally decided to chuck herself off one, has she? 33 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,859 I knew your dad would grind her down in the end. 34 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:33,139 And we can't ask Dad either, 35 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:35,939 because he's got some big, important dinner at the golf club. 36 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:37,819 - Well, ask a friend. - I can't ask a friend. 37 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:39,899 Some of them don't know the kids or what they're like. 38 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,699 So? They're more likely to agree. 39 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:45,299 If we can't find a family member to do it, maybe we can't go. 40 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,699 All right, I'll ask me dad. 41 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,299 Your dad? 42 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:51,779 - Yeah. He's a family member. - Are you serious? 43 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:55,219 Yes, I've got a DNA test from the Child Support Agency to prove it. 44 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:58,139 Actually, do you know what, Lee? You're right. 45 00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:01,060 I'm being silly, aren't I? I'll just ask Anna to baby-sit. 46 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,939 - Sorry? - Well, she knows the kids. She'll be great. 47 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:07,819 Oh. I'm assuming you've already asked the Child Catcher 48 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,339 from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 49 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:11,499 I thought you said it had to be a family member. 50 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,179 - And you said that was ridiculous. - No, I said I'll ask me dad. 51 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:16,659 Yeah, well, that's the same thing, isn't it? 52 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:19,299 Look, I know I'm always banging on about what a waster he is, 53 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:22,699 but maybe it's time the kids spent some time with Grandad Frank, 54 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:25,059 get to know him, see what he's like as a person. 55 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:26,379 Maybe. 56 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,339 That way, when I'm slagging him off, they'll know what I'm talking about. 57 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:30,779 What do you reckon? 58 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:34,659 OK. But I can't say he'd be my first choice of baby-sitter. 59 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:38,379 Yeah. Well, he wouldn't be my first choice of father, but he is. 60 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:40,739 Come on, what's the worst that can happen? 61 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:42,660 Try not to think too much about that. 62 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:53,219 Dad'll be here in a minute. 63 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:54,819 What are you doing? 64 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:57,459 Nothing. Just having a bit of a tidy. 65 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:58,819 Oh, I see. 66 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:00,819 You're hiding the booze. 67 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:03,219 Dad is not going to come here and get drunk. 68 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,179 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 69 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:07,500 He'll already be drunk. 70 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:13,739 - All right, son? - All right? What's in the bag? 71 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,859 I brought a little hair band, some ribbons and bows. 72 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:18,259 - Aww! That's nice. Molly'll like that. - They're not for her. 73 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:20,739 They're for you to wear at the ballet. 74 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:23,219 Ah, here he is, my little Benji. 75 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,859 - That's Charlie. - Oh, yeah. 76 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,659 You know, you're growing up that fast, I thought you was the oldest. 77 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:30,699 He is the oldest. 78 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:33,539 Hiya, Frank. Say hello to your grandad. 79 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:35,419 Do I have to kiss him? 80 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,819 Charlie, say hello to Grandad Frank. 81 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:39,059 Never mind Grandad Frank. 82 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:41,379 - I want you to start calling me Grandpops. - Grandpops? 83 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:44,179 Yeah, that's what I used to call my grandad. 84 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:48,019 We thought it was nice that I had a cosy name for the bitter old racist. 85 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,059 Hello, Grandpops. 86 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:51,339 That's better. 87 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:52,739 Have you come to burgle us? 88 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:55,779 - Ha-ha! The questions kids ask. - Yeah. 89 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:57,460 Have you come to burgle us? 90 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:02,699 Oh, here come the other two monkeys. Are you ready for some fun? 91 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:07,179 Are you going to teach us to play poker, like you did at Christmas? 92 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,780 Yeah, but I did give you some of the money back, though, didn't I? 93 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,259 Frank, I've jotted down a little list of things. 94 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,579 I've set the timer on the oven, 95 00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:19,099 so all you have to do is wait for the ping and then dish up. 96 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,419 Pyjamas are all laid out, 97 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,979 and bed at eight o'clock at the very, very latest, please. 98 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:25,099 You forget, I've raised a child myself. 99 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,459 Have you? You never told me that. 100 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:29,419 Look, I know I let you down as a father, Lee, 101 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:31,179 but that's all behind us now. 102 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:33,739 I want to be the best grandfather I can be. 103 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,579 I promise you, Lucy, I would walk through fire for those kids. 104 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,659 Please don't. 105 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:41,339 - We're going to be late. - OK, well, you've got my phone number, 106 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:44,259 - so if there's even the slightest problem... - Yes. 107 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:45,700 I was talking to the kids. 108 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:56,460 Frank? We're back. 109 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,899 Well, the furniture's still here. That's a start. 110 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,459 Dad? 111 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:04,819 - Please don't say he's popped to the pub. - I hope not. 112 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:06,820 Last time he did that, he was gone for 11 years. 113 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,459 You check on the kids. I'll phone his mobile. 114 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:13,779 Oh, you're back. 115 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,219 - Where have you been? - Where does it look like? 116 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:18,659 Cornwall in the 1700s. 117 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:21,019 I've emptied your recycling bin. 118 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,740 I did a bit of tidying-up. Hope you don't mind. 119 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:28,139 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 120 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:31,059 Me and the kids made a bit of a mess playing pirates, 121 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,219 but I tidied up, did a bit of hoovering. 122 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:36,179 Even changed a couple of light bulbs while I were at it. 123 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:38,099 Where's, er...? Where's Lucy? 124 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,059 Never mind that. Where's my dad? 125 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,019 She's upstairs. 126 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,259 Is she, er...? Is she OK? 127 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,139 - Yeah, she's fine. - Well... 128 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,739 It's none of my business, 129 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:50,620 but when I was tidying up, I found a load of booze under the sink. 130 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:57,899 Now, I'll say no more, as long as you know I'm never far away. 131 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,859 That's probably why she needs to drink. 132 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,339 Oh! Hiya, Frank. 133 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:05,179 Dad's been having a tidy-up. 134 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:06,659 Oh, yeah. 135 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:07,979 What's with the face? 136 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:10,979 Well, after supper, we did some pirate face-painting, 137 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:13,059 and that wore 'em out before bath time. 138 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,979 Then we brushed teeth, read stories. 139 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:17,499 Shouldn't have done two, but they wouldn't let me stop. 140 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,819 And then they were fast asleep before eight. 141 00:06:19,820 --> 00:06:21,979 Everything on the list is done. 142 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,219 So, do you need a lift home, 143 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:26,099 or are you just going to open up your umbrella and take off? 144 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:28,099 Well, I'll be off. 145 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:31,139 Any time you want to go out again, just say the word. 146 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,779 Well, actually, Frank, 147 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:35,259 Anna and Toby have invited us out next Saturday. 148 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:37,099 Oh, really? What is it this time, son? 149 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:39,539 Flower arranging or hopscotch lessons? 150 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:41,339 - It's tapas. - Oh. 151 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:44,459 I was going to ask my mum and dad, but if you've got nothing on...? 152 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:47,179 Say no more. I'm looking forward to it already. 153 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,859 Oh, thanks, Frank. 154 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:51,619 I'm going to go and make myself a drink. Do you want one, Lee? 155 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,220 Why don't you have a glass of water with it as well? 156 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:02,699 What did you make of the ballet, Lee? 157 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,179 Was the principal dancer shocked 158 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:07,219 when you tried to slip a �10 note down her top? 159 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,859 Quite enjoyed it, actually. 160 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:11,739 Inspirational doesn't begin to describe its maverick approach 161 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:15,419 to this often more traditionally based piece by Jeremy Rogan. 162 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:18,379 I think Jeremy Rogan was the name of the reviewer. 163 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:25,579 So, everything still OK for our tapas night? 164 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:28,099 Yup. Lee's dad's all booked in to baby-sit. 165 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,819 Frank? Really? 166 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:33,139 - You sound surprised, Anna. - Well, only because... you know. 167 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:34,659 What? 168 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:36,180 I've met him. 169 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,299 Well, to be honest, we were a little nervous at first, 170 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:42,379 but he did a great job the other night. 171 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:44,579 Well, good for Frank. 172 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:46,979 I think it's wonderful to expose the children 173 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:49,979 to... all different aspects of life. 174 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:52,379 I wish you had that attitude towards our son. 175 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:54,259 I recently took Jack on the bus. 176 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:57,219 I don't think the park and ride shuttle bus 177 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,219 to the Chelsea Flower Show really counts. 178 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,899 Actually, Lucy, if you don't mind, 179 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:07,459 I think I'll just take the iPad off them. 180 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:10,140 Leave it, Anna. A bit of noise never hurt anyone. 181 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:13,460 And yet looks can kill. 182 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,899 Can you pass that to me, please? 183 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:21,179 - No. - Come on, now, Benji, time to hand it over. 184 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,980 Oh, ... off. 185 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:27,259 What did you say? 186 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:28,739 Oh, ... off. 187 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:30,259 I beg your pardon?! 188 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,900 Don't keep making him say it. 189 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:36,099 Benji, where did you learn that word? 190 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,620 Grandpops said it. 191 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:41,980 Go to your room right now. 192 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:46,299 Anna, I'm so, so sorry. 193 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,499 It's fine, really. 194 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,059 Don't believe her. She says that to me. 195 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:55,259 Anyway, we really need to be on our way. Jack... 196 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:57,179 Not because of what just happened, I hope. 197 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:59,620 Yeah, you don't have to leave just because Benji told you to. 198 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:05,979 - Toby, I'm so, so sorry. - Don't worry about it. 199 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,660 It's nice to hear someone finally pluck up the courage to tell her. 200 00:09:12,540 --> 00:09:14,699 I knew we should never have let your dad baby-sit. 201 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,419 We need to get him round right now 202 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:17,979 and see what he has to say for himself. 203 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:20,259 Get him round? That's overreacting a bit, isn't it? 204 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,979 Oh, so you think it's acceptable to swear in front of young children? 205 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,459 I never said that, but I'm sure he didn't mean any harm. 206 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:27,459 It's... It's just a cultural thing. 207 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:30,739 Oh, don't start all that "pushing your bike up the cobbles 208 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:34,699 "to see your auntie, who was a one-eyed prostitute" claptrap. 209 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,019 Bad language is bad language. 210 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,539 Look, he's coming over again on Saturday, anyway, to baby-sit, 211 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:43,019 so I'll have a chat with him then, so it's less of a big deal. 212 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,619 You're not serious? 213 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,819 There's no way that he's baby-sitting again. 214 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,659 - What, because of one swearword? - That we know of. 215 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:51,779 Who knows what other words he might have used. 216 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:53,179 All right, let's get Benji down, 217 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,819 read out a list and see which other ones he recognises. 218 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:58,899 I'm serious. There is no way that Frank is baby-sitting again. 219 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:02,099 - Either you can tell him or I will. - All right, I will tell him. 220 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,379 And make sure you let him know exactly the reasons why. 221 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:07,059 It's important the message gets across and he knows we're not happy. 222 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:09,060 Maybe we should get Benji to tell him. 223 00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:19,339 Dad... 224 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,579 Thank you. 225 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:21,939 Oh, "Barista". 226 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:23,460 That's a very pretty name. 227 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,819 Dad, about this baby-sitting on Saturday. 228 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:31,139 Yes, I'm really looking forward to it, son. 229 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:33,179 Look what I've made the kids. 230 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:35,579 It's a map of hidden treasure. 231 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,859 I said I'd go in the garden and help 'em to dig it up. 232 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:40,379 - X marks the spot. - You might want to move that a bit. 233 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,979 That's close to where we buried the cat. 234 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,219 The thing is... 235 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:46,539 When you and Lucy said to me I'd done a good job, 236 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,180 it meant the world to me, son. 237 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:52,739 Those kids, they didn't see me as some daft old man 238 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,539 who were always messing things up. 239 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,019 They saw me as Captain Grandpops, 240 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,099 head of the pirate fleet, 241 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:01,939 - and I swore there and then... - I know you did. 242 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:05,539 ...I swore I wouldn't let them kids down the way I let you down. 243 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,340 I can't wait to baby-sit again. 244 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:11,380 Right. The thing is... 245 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:16,099 What? 246 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,939 We don't want you to baby-sit on Saturday. 247 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:21,980 Why not? What have I done wrong this time? 248 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:29,139 Nothing. Nothing at all. 249 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:32,819 You did a great job and we want to use you again very soon. 250 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:36,419 It's just that Toby and Anna have had to cancel the tapas night 251 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:40,459 because they're going on a last-minute trip to Spain. 252 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:43,259 Obviously, they wanted to taste the real thing. 253 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:46,259 As long as you were pleased with me baby-sitting the other day. 254 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:48,059 Dad, you did a brilliant job. 255 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:51,219 Thanks, son. That means a lot to me. I'll get off. 256 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,659 - Oh, hello. - Oh, for... 257 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:56,939 Hi, Toby. Looking forward to going away? 258 00:11:56,940 --> 00:12:00,699 I was just explaining to my dad why he can't baby-sit this weekend. 259 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,139 Oh, I see. 260 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,979 Persona non grata, eh, Frank? 261 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:07,419 Oh, practise the language before you get there, eh? 262 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,259 I've explained that the evening's cancelled 263 00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,859 because you and Anna are going abroad this weekend. 264 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,859 Oh, yes. That's right. 265 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,260 Italy. 266 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,219 Lee said Spain. 267 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:21,620 Well, it's sort of on the Spanish-Italian border, isn't it? 268 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:26,099 Yeah, there's nothing like a bracing swim across the Mediterranean 269 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,939 to whet the appetite. 270 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,380 Well, I'll see you later. 271 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:34,619 - It was just one little white lie. - I'm not bothered about that. 272 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,779 I'm bothered about the four-letter word 273 00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:40,339 my Jack can't stop saying since your son taught it to him. 274 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:43,979 Yesterday he told both the cleaner and the gardener to eff off. 275 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,340 If either of them spoke English, we would be mortified. 276 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:52,099 So I'm assuming you were meant to confront your dad about it just now 277 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,859 and you chickened out. 278 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,739 No, I didn't chicken out. 279 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,219 I just happen to think my dad is a bit of a new man. 280 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:01,379 I think he's got something to offer. Look at this. 281 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,299 Don't trust him. You'll be digging for ages. 282 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,459 There'll be nothing there. 283 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,459 He never did stuff like this for me when I was a kid. 284 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,259 I honestly think he might be changing, 285 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:12,139 and I am not going to punish him for one simple mistake. 286 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,299 So, no, I didn't chicken out, 287 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,179 cos I don't chicken out of difficult conversations. 288 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:20,259 So you're going to tell Lucy what just happened? 289 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,140 Am I hell! She'll bloody kill me. 290 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,459 Oh, we'd better get a move on. 291 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,059 Anna and Toby are picking us up soon. 292 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:37,259 Still can't believe we cancelled me dad baby-sitting. 293 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,059 And I can't believe he's had all week 294 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,339 and still hasn't phoned me to apologise. 295 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:43,299 Well... he's ashamed. 296 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,379 He's never felt shame before. 297 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,259 It's like three-ply quilted toilet paper. 298 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,539 He hadn't felt that till last year. 299 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,739 Well, as long as you made it perfectly clear 300 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,219 that we weren't happy. 301 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,859 I couldn't have been clearer. 302 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:58,099 I even folded my arms when I said it. I learnt from the master. 303 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,539 I don't do that. 304 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,659 You always do that. Arms folded for serious. 305 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:05,219 Weight on the left leg for really serious. 306 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,499 And if you add on a, "I beg your pardon?!" 307 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,899 I know it's time to hit the eject button. 308 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,699 I'm not joking, Lee. 309 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,939 I know. I made it very clear when I told him. 310 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,819 In fact, he was so embarrassed about the swearing, 311 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:21,699 he said that if it ever gets brought up again in conversation, 312 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:24,299 he'll pretend to know nothing about it. 313 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:28,699 So it's probably best to never, ever mention it to him again, ever. 314 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,299 At all. 315 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,339 Well, I suppose it would make it less awkward. 316 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,859 Oh, it certainly would. 317 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:36,339 Oh, that'll be Mum and Dad. 318 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,460 Mm, I thought the temperature had suddenly dropped. 319 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,579 Hello, Lucy, love. 320 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,019 Oh. 321 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,539 Hi, Frank. We weren't expecting you. 322 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:50,139 I know, but you've no need to worry. I'm not baby-sitting. 323 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,939 It's cancelled. Lee explained. 324 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,339 Good. 325 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,579 Well, I hope you understand the situation. 326 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,059 Well, these things happen. It's no big deal. 327 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,619 It's nice for them to have new experiences, new language, 328 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,020 that sort of thing. 329 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,259 Dad... 330 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,419 Just brought these things for the kids. 331 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,899 Right. That's very kind of you. See you later. 332 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,779 No, no, wait... Don't you want to know what it is? 333 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,179 Let me guess. 334 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,059 Is it a DVD of Shaun Ryder doing Jackanory? 335 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:21,299 It's just a few pirate costumes that I got from the pound shop. 336 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,819 - What's going on? Why have you got dressed up? - I haven't. 337 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,740 You have. I can smell toothpaste. 338 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,859 - Are you going out? - No. 339 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,499 - Yes, we are. - Oh, sorry. 340 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,339 Um, I forgot to say, Toby and Anna cancelled at the last minute. 341 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,019 Gone to Spain. 342 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,939 I only spoke to Anna 20 minutes ago. 343 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:40,779 Well, like I say, it was very last-minute. 344 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,139 Is there another reason why you cancelled me? 345 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,259 You know very well why we cancelled you. 346 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:47,819 Well, you should know, anyway. 347 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,939 Yeah, but we agreed to forget about that, didn't we? 348 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,820 - Forget what? - That's the spirit. 349 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,179 You didn't tell him, did you? 350 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:56,659 What the hell's going on? 351 00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:59,979 "What the hell"? Frank, you missed your favourite word. 352 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,339 I'm sorry? 353 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,699 He's apologised. Let's move on. 354 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:06,539 Clearly, Lee didn't have the guts, Frank, so I'll tell you. 355 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,939 The day after you were here, Benji told my friend Anna to eff off. 356 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:11,540 Well, I can see his point. 357 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,459 Why's that my fault? 358 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,699 Because he heard you using the word when you baby-sat. 359 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,419 He most certainly did not, cos I never said it. 360 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,819 Well, that's not what Benji says. 361 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:23,139 Look, can we talk about this later? We're on our way out. 362 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,259 No, no, no, no. 363 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,579 You two are going nowhere till we get to the bottom of this. 364 00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,979 Whoever that is, you can tell 'em to go and get... 365 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,300 All right, you're not helping your case. 366 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,899 - Hello. - Oh, good(!) This'll help calm things down. 367 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,539 Oh, I see. 368 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,619 You've invited the respectable side of the family to baby-sit, have you? 369 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:45,339 That's right, Frank. Turned out Roy Chubby Brown wasn't available. 370 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,179 I was first choice, you know? 371 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,459 Really? You never mentioned that to us, darling. 372 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,659 Why should she mention it? 373 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:52,699 I've got as much right to baby-sit as you. 374 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:57,619 Am I right in assuming our untimely entrance has come mid-altercation? 375 00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:01,139 Now, that's the kind of language you want to keep your kids away from. 376 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,859 What's going on? 377 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:04,859 Frank baby-sat last weekend. 378 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,219 Two weekends in a row? 379 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,379 We haven't done anything wrong, have we, Lucy? 380 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,659 Of course not, unlike Frank. 381 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,299 He swore in front of Benji, 382 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,459 and the next day, he repeated it in front of Anna. 383 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:18,419 Disgraceful behaviour, although I'd be lying if I said I was surprised. 384 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:21,299 Don't you look down your nose at me, you middle-class ponce. 385 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,459 All right, there's no need for that, Dad. 386 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,899 You would say that, wouldn't you? 387 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,339 Cos you've turned into a middle-class ponce, too. 388 00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:29,899 - No, I've not. I'm still working-class. - Oh, yeah(!) 389 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,219 You're like a matchstick man... 390 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:33,899 in a Lowry painting with your flat cap and your clogs, 391 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:37,099 off to get a tapas while you're going to the ballet. 392 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:41,139 - Don't start making this about me. I've not changed. - Course you have. 393 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,139 How long is it since you lived off your wits, 394 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,659 when you wondered where your next meal were coming from? 395 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:49,939 Sorry, Dad. I said I was working-class, not Oliver Twist. 396 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,699 Got nothing to do with class. 397 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:54,419 Swearing in front of children is simply not acceptable. 398 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,739 I never swore. 399 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,379 Maybe you didn't realise you'd said it. 400 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,099 The kids were probably in the other room. 401 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,859 It's never an excuse, ever. 402 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,859 Geoffrey, we can't wrap the kids in cotton wool. 403 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:05,979 No, but maybe you can plug their ears with it when Frank's here. 404 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,459 I can't believe you didn't ask us to baby-sit. 405 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,219 I would have cancelled my bridge night. 406 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,659 You should have just asked. 407 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:14,099 Given all the times we've looked after them, it seems a bit much 408 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,460 that we've now become second choice to... his side of the family. 409 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,659 Oh, sorry, me? I thought Genghis Khan had walked in. 410 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,739 - You're not second choice. - Is that right? 411 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:27,220 Yeah, Anna was second choice. You were third choice. 412 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,779 This is your fault we weren't asked first. 413 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,859 I told you Nick Faldo's autobiography 414 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,979 does not make a good bedtime story. 415 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,579 Don't start on me. 416 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:38,939 I'm not the one swearing at my grandchildren. 417 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,139 Neither am I. 418 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:42,859 Sorry, Frank? You calling my grandson a liar? 419 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,859 - Maybe. - Why would he lie about something like that? 420 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,499 I don't know. 421 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,700 Maybe your daughter's not bringing him up properly. 422 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,780 I beg your pardon?! 423 00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:00,419 Dad, it's time to hit the eject button. 424 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,419 Right, that's it. Benji, get in here right now. 425 00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:06,339 - There's no need for this. Dad's not on trial. - Exactly. I object. 426 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,659 Overruled. 427 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,779 Benji, 428 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,099 do you remember that bad word you said to Anna? 429 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,179 - Yes, it was... - No! 430 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,859 Don't say it. 431 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:18,299 Just tell us again where you heard it first. 432 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,859 Grandpops said it. 433 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:23,299 Will the defendant please rise? 434 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,779 Oh, sorry. 435 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,340 You're already stood up. 436 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:30,099 Not that grandpops. 437 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,020 That grandpops. 438 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,739 But that's not Grandpops. 439 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,139 That's Grandad. 440 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,939 Charlie told me we were supposed to call them both Grandpops 441 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,659 from now on. 442 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,499 No, that's only Grandad Frank. 443 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,740 Oh. My bad. 444 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:52,539 Hang on a minute. Grandad Geoffrey didn't even baby-sit last week. 445 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,779 It wasn't last week I heard him say the word. 446 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:55,899 It was another time. 447 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,300 We were at his house and he was on the phone. 448 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,900 - Can I go into the garden now? - Yes. 449 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:05,660 Can I come? 450 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:10,939 Can I just say...? I agree with every word that Lucy's saying. 451 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:15,619 I think that swearing is a terrible thing to do around young kiddies. 452 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,739 Obviously there's been some mistake. 453 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:20,019 Geoffrey doesn't use language like that. 454 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:23,339 - Sorry, Wendy, are you calling my grandson a liar? - Dad? 455 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:26,139 How am I supposed to keep track of every word I say? 456 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:29,140 Oh, so you eff and jeff all the time, do you, Effy Geoffy? 457 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,019 Dad, did you swear in front of Benji, yes or no? 458 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,099 You never gave me multiple choice. 459 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,979 Well, now you come to mention it, there was a... 460 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,179 a terse phone call I made to the golf club 461 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:44,379 about them changing my seating arrangements at the dinner. 462 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:47,059 I did use some rather brisk language. 463 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:50,179 I thought the children were out of earshot in the other room. 464 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,820 Oh, never an excuse, Geoffrey, ever. 465 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:59,420 Frank, I am so very, very sorry for accusing you, and so's my dad. 466 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:05,339 Is he? I must have missed that. Could you repeat it, Geoffrey? 467 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,659 Dad? 468 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,700 Believe me, I really do wish this hadn't happened. 469 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,020 Still waiting. 470 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:15,339 Go on, Geoffrey. 471 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,019 Frank... 472 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:20,259 I'm sorry for any distress I might have caused. 473 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:23,539 I only hope it's offset by the immense self-satisfaction 474 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:26,179 I can see plastered all over your face 475 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:30,060 now that you're experiencing the novelty of the moral high ground. 476 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:35,299 Well, I'd take that, Dad. It's as good as you're going to get. 477 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,099 Well, I'm glad we got all that sorted out. 478 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,259 Maybe we should have a clearer system from now on. 479 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,019 You should be Grandad G and you should be Grandad F. 480 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,940 Oh, I think he should be Grandad F. 481 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:50,219 Anyway, can we put it all behind us and just move on? 482 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,939 Oh, hang on! Is that it? 483 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:54,179 Well, I've said sorry. I can't keep saying it. 484 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,379 No, I don't mean that. 485 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:58,099 When we thought my dad had sworn, we had to have a crisis meeting. 486 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,379 Well, we should have one now with your dad. 487 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:02,899 - Are you serious? - Oh, I'm deadly serious. 488 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:05,459 OK, then. Fine. 489 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:07,780 Dad... follow me. 490 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,899 - There. Done it. - You didn't say anything. 491 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,739 No, and neither did you to your dad at the coffee shop. 492 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,499 - Did you find that acceptable? - No. 493 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,379 Well, I don't find this acceptable. 494 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,939 You've got 'em, son. They're on the ropes. 495 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:30,619 Look, this is all nonsense. My dad's apologised. 496 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,939 Nobody owes anybody else any more apologies. 497 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,019 - Is that right? - Oh, for God's sake, Mum. 498 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:40,299 - I'm sorry that you were second-choice baby-sitter. - Third. 499 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,899 And I am sorry that I accused your dad. 500 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:46,139 Now, can we all just move on, please? 501 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,619 - Father? - I'm a reasonable man. 502 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:51,699 And do you promise to bring this up in the future at every opportunity? 503 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,579 Of course. 504 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,979 Then consider the matter dropped. 505 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,099 Good. 506 00:22:57,100 --> 00:23:00,059 Now, I'm sorry to rush things along, but any minute now, 507 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:02,059 Anna and Toby are going to land in our garden 508 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:05,259 in an easyJet plane from Barcelona to take us out for tapas, 509 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,339 so if you don't mind, Frank, we'll see you later? 510 00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:11,059 What are you talking about? I'm not leaving. 511 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:13,819 I'm baby-sitting. 512 00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:15,819 Wendy and Geoffrey are the ones who are leaving. 513 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:18,139 Frank, Mum and Dad are baby-sitting tonight. 514 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:21,019 Yes, but that was before we knew your father had a pottymouth. 515 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:24,179 Yeah, and it was my dad that was asked first, remember? 516 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:26,499 Oh, I remember. 517 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,979 But then we cancelled him. 518 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:30,339 Yes, because we thought he'd used bad language, 519 00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:33,299 but now we know it was your dad that swore, we should cancel him. 520 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:36,979 Exactly. Who knows what other filth they might have heard? 521 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:40,299 I'm beginning to wonder whether the full scale of these horrors 522 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,579 will ever be understood. 523 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:46,299 Well, there's a simple solution. Lucy, who do you want to baby-sit? 524 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,099 Sorry, do I get a vote? I'm 18 now. 525 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,659 Well, I'm not leaving. I never swore. 526 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,099 Fair point. 527 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:56,979 Me and Wendy will snuggle down on the settee and do it together. 528 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,339 Come on, Lucy, who do you want to baby-sit? 529 00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:02,099 - Well, I... - They're our grandchildren, Lucy. 530 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,019 - They're my grandchildren, too. - Come off it. 531 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:06,859 For years, your feckless behaviour has meant that you've come and gone, 532 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:09,579 whereas Wendy and I have been hands-on grandparents from the start. 533 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:11,659 Keep pushing me, I'll show you hands-on. 534 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:15,059 Oh, here it comes, the full Coronation Street. 535 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:17,819 I've a good mind to come over there and wash your mouth out with soap. 536 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:20,579 What, and risk getting some of it on your hands? 537 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,299 I've no need to listen to this. 538 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,380 I quite agree. Off you go. 539 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:27,540 Buenas noches, amigos. 540 00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:32,619 You can stop that nonsense. 541 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:36,019 I know you're not really in Spain, you liar. 542 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:38,619 Don't criticise my husband like that. 543 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:41,180 Yeah. Let Anna show you how to do it properly. 544 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:46,939 Thanks to your foul mouth and your filthy-mouthed grandchild, 545 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:49,699 my Jack is running around cursing like a scaffolder. 546 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:51,779 Don't you talk about my grandson like that. 547 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:53,739 You may think of yourself as all high and mighty 548 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:56,059 because you've gone up in the baby-sitting pecking order, 549 00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:57,539 but he's still my flesh and blood. 550 00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,339 Yeah, don't start having a go at my son. 551 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:01,939 Oh, yeah, but it's all right for people to have a go at your father? 552 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:05,179 That's different. You're big enough and ugly enough to look after yourself. 553 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,659 Well, ugly enough. 554 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:09,499 I knew it wouldn't be long before they turned on each other. 555 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,859 - Like father, like son. - Oh, that's rich, 556 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:14,299 coming from a man who screams obscenities at little kiddies. 557 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,219 For goodness' sake, you silly little man! 558 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:18,179 He was on the phone to the golf club. 559 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:19,819 So you say, but for all we know, 560 00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:22,219 he could have been on a loudspeaker on the phone 561 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:23,740 to a premium-rate sex line. 562 00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,939 I've just about had enough of this. 563 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:28,859 Oh, yeah? You want to get it on? 564 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:36,460 Oh, will you all just shut the ... up? 565 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:42,259 You're all a bunch of ... idiots. 566 00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:43,859 You're a pompous ... hole. 567 00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:46,179 You're always out for a ... fight with everyone you meet, 568 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,579 you silly ... 569 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,579 You're a stupidly oversensitive ... head. 570 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:52,219 You're a stuck-up ... You're a lying ... 571 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,899 And if you'd had a ... with this ... in the first place, 572 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,779 we wouldn't be in this ... of a ... mess. 573 00:25:57,780 --> 00:26:00,139 Well, I've had en ...ough. 574 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:03,380 None of you ... can ... baby-sit! 575 00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:18,900 Mummy, what's a ...? 576 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,260 I'm a terrible mother. 577 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,260 Have you finished that word? 578 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,660 Feel free to try and comfort me at any point. 579 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:46,419 Look... like I've been trying to tell you all week, 580 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:49,259 it is possible to accidentally swear in front of the children 581 00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:51,379 without it making you a bad person. 582 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:53,580 The kids will have forgotten about it by tomorrow. 583 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:56,739 All right, by next week. 584 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,179 All right, if they're still in therapy when they're 18, 585 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:01,420 we'll say it wasn't you, it was their real mother. 586 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:04,459 Well, whatever happens, 587 00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:07,859 I'm going to make sure the kids don't hear any more swearwords. 588 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:10,540 To be fair, I don't think there are any more swearwords. 589 00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:15,019 Now I've just got to make it up to everyone I insulted. 590 00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,819 Well... 591 00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:19,139 I'm one of the people you insulted. 592 00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:21,219 Maybe you should make it up to me. 593 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,619 Is that right? And how am I supposed to do that? 594 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:27,019 Well, use your imagination. 595 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,620 Which, as it turns out, is a lot filthier than I ever thought. 596 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:35,459 How about I just take us for a nice meal out? 597 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:37,499 You know, just the two of us. 598 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:40,500 Well, you could, but who are you going to ask to baby-sit? 599 00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:43,900 All right, you win. 600 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:48,500 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48205

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