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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,470 ? We're not going out 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:06,350 ? Not staying in 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,229 ? Just hanging around with my head in a spin 4 00:00:09,279 --> 00:00:11,589 ? But there is no need to scream and shout 5 00:00:11,639 --> 00:00:15,108 ? We're not going out 6 00:00:15,158 --> 00:00:18,478 ? We are not going out. ? 7 00:00:25,036 --> 00:00:27,146 What are you doing here all alone? 8 00:00:27,196 --> 00:00:29,986 Is it wrong for a woman to be sat on her own at the bar? 9 00:00:30,035 --> 00:00:31,145 AT the bar? 10 00:00:31,195 --> 00:00:34,745 With those shoulder pads, I thought you WERE the bar. 11 00:00:34,795 --> 00:00:37,354 Are you shrugging that comment off? I can't tell. 12 00:00:40,434 --> 00:00:43,103 I just popped in for a bit of Dutch courage. 13 00:00:43,153 --> 00:00:46,223 I've got a very important meeting at the restaurant next door. 14 00:00:46,273 --> 00:00:47,312 Kind of... 15 00:00:48,592 --> 00:00:49,942 job interview. 16 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:53,191 Oh, right. Do the Dallas Cowboys need a new quarterback, then? 17 00:00:54,871 --> 00:00:57,301 Will you stop going on about the coat? 18 00:00:57,351 --> 00:01:01,260 This could be a big deal for me, Lee. Very big. 19 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,620 Do you understand? 20 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:04,099 OK. I understand. 21 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:06,269 You've got a lot on your shoulders. 22 00:01:10,188 --> 00:01:13,658 Great, thanks for the confidence boost. 23 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:15,057 It was just a joke. 24 00:01:15,107 --> 00:01:17,817 Yeah, it's always a joke, isn't it? 25 00:01:17,867 --> 00:01:19,777 Why do you never pay me compliments? 26 00:01:19,827 --> 00:01:20,816 I do. 27 00:01:20,866 --> 00:01:22,016 When? 28 00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:24,336 Last night. I thought you looked very nice. 29 00:01:24,386 --> 00:01:25,576 Well, why didn't you say? 30 00:01:25,626 --> 00:01:27,615 Because I didn't know how you'd respond. 31 00:01:27,665 --> 00:01:29,135 What's the worst I could have said? 32 00:01:29,185 --> 00:01:32,264 "It's three o'clock in the morning. Get out of my bedroom, Lee"? 33 00:01:36,544 --> 00:01:38,293 You just can't do it, can you? 34 00:01:38,343 --> 00:01:39,693 Yes, I can. 35 00:01:39,743 --> 00:01:42,253 Go on, then, give me a compliment. 36 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,172 All right. 37 00:01:44,222 --> 00:01:45,532 Your... 38 00:01:45,582 --> 00:01:47,252 skin looks... 39 00:01:47,302 --> 00:01:48,342 clear. 40 00:01:50,301 --> 00:01:52,301 I said a compliment, not a check-up. 41 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:55,090 All right, what about this? 42 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:56,610 Your eyes look nice. 43 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:58,690 Why do they look nice? 44 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:04,329 Because your eyelashes look like two tiny little crows 45 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,858 that have crashed into the windscreen of your face. 46 00:02:09,018 --> 00:02:10,378 I'm going to be late. 47 00:02:11,657 --> 00:02:14,607 I'll probably still be here later, so why don't you join me for a drink? 48 00:02:14,657 --> 00:02:17,656 You can have some peanuts. You'll like them, they're complimentary. 49 00:02:21,496 --> 00:02:22,855 Actually, I'd rather not. 50 00:02:24,215 --> 00:02:27,525 I just feel like sometimes we live in each other's pockets, Lee. 51 00:02:27,575 --> 00:02:32,004 Which is fine if you're married, or a couple, but we're not, are we? 52 00:02:32,054 --> 00:02:33,763 We're just flatmates. 53 00:02:33,813 --> 00:02:36,333 I think we need to start doing our own thing a bit more. 54 00:02:37,493 --> 00:02:40,642 After all, we may be seeing a lot less of each other if... 55 00:02:40,692 --> 00:02:42,522 things come off. 56 00:02:42,572 --> 00:02:45,611 Surely if things come off, we'll be seeing more of each other. 57 00:02:47,371 --> 00:02:48,571 I mean the job. 58 00:02:49,571 --> 00:02:52,040 It'll mean me not being around as much. 59 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:54,290 In fact, hardly at all. 60 00:02:56,569 --> 00:02:58,369 Anyway. Wish me luck. 61 00:02:59,529 --> 00:03:00,769 Break a leg. 62 00:03:02,288 --> 00:03:04,808 With the weight of those shoulder pads, you probably will. 63 00:03:06,568 --> 00:03:08,557 What are you doing here all alone? 64 00:03:08,607 --> 00:03:10,877 Still, at least you're drinking like a real man. 65 00:03:10,927 --> 00:03:12,207 Fancy another rose? 66 00:03:13,886 --> 00:03:15,396 It's Lucy's. She's just left. 67 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:16,606 Something you said? 68 00:03:17,646 --> 00:03:19,355 Something I did. 69 00:03:19,405 --> 00:03:20,755 Bitter? 70 00:03:20,805 --> 00:03:22,165 No, I'd never bite her. 71 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:26,594 Oh. 72 00:03:26,644 --> 00:03:27,804 No, I'm fine. 73 00:03:29,444 --> 00:03:31,313 So, er, where's Anna tonight? 74 00:03:31,363 --> 00:03:33,673 She's not ready. You know what women are like. 75 00:03:33,723 --> 00:03:36,752 She has to try on 11 different outfits before she can leave 76 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,592 and then she says she looks too fat. 77 00:03:38,642 --> 00:03:41,002 Probably because she's wearing 11 different outfits. 78 00:03:44,801 --> 00:03:45,911 Can I ask you something? 79 00:03:45,961 --> 00:03:49,750 Does Anna ever suggest that you two spend less time together? 80 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,429 No. We love each other's company. 81 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:55,269 You mean she won't let you out of her sight. 82 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,229 She's practically got a tracker chip in you. 83 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,668 It's not a tracker chip. 84 00:03:58,718 --> 00:04:01,278 It's just an app on her phone that blinks when I move. 85 00:04:04,037 --> 00:04:05,547 Anyway, why do you ask? 86 00:04:05,597 --> 00:04:08,987 Oh, no reason. Just something Lucy said. 87 00:04:09,037 --> 00:04:11,146 But you're not even a couple. 88 00:04:11,196 --> 00:04:14,026 Although I must admit, I thought you were when we first met. 89 00:04:14,076 --> 00:04:16,105 Oh? Why did you think that? 90 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:18,875 Oh, I don't know, man and woman living together. 91 00:04:20,474 --> 00:04:23,704 Then I noticed the arguments. The sarcasm. 92 00:04:23,754 --> 00:04:26,393 The way she looks embarrassed by you all the time. 93 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,073 Then I assumed you were married. 94 00:04:30,913 --> 00:04:32,462 No, she's just my landlady. 95 00:04:32,512 --> 00:04:35,262 So there's never been anything more between you? 96 00:04:35,312 --> 00:04:36,742 How do you mean? 97 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:39,261 Well, you know the phrase - friends with benefits. 98 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:41,261 No, we're just friends. 99 00:04:41,311 --> 00:04:42,830 Although I am on benefits. 100 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:46,020 Never even come close? 101 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:48,659 You know, sharing a flat with someone young and attractive, 102 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:50,219 walking round in skimpy underwear, 103 00:04:50,269 --> 00:04:51,549 she's going to get tempted. 104 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,508 But no. 105 00:04:56,748 --> 00:04:59,058 What about the future? 106 00:04:59,108 --> 00:05:01,057 Do you think anything might happen? 107 00:05:01,107 --> 00:05:02,417 Just between me and you. 108 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:04,097 You'd have to buy me a lot more drinks 109 00:05:04,147 --> 00:05:06,976 before anything happened just between me and you. 110 00:05:07,026 --> 00:05:10,336 You know what I mean. Between you and Lucy. 111 00:05:10,386 --> 00:05:12,975 And there isn't even the slightest chance 112 00:05:13,025 --> 00:05:15,815 that you might both be in denial about how you really feel? 113 00:05:15,865 --> 00:05:18,734 No, she's like the sister I never had. 114 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:22,653 There's no secret feelings or denial. OK? 115 00:05:22,703 --> 00:05:24,093 I knew it! 116 00:05:24,143 --> 00:05:26,933 I told Anna she was completely wrong about all of that. 117 00:05:26,983 --> 00:05:28,532 All of what? 118 00:05:28,582 --> 00:05:32,092 Anna's got this theory that you and Lucy act like there's nothing 119 00:05:32,142 --> 00:05:34,331 going on between you, whereas really, 120 00:05:34,381 --> 00:05:36,491 there is this powerful latent energy 121 00:05:36,541 --> 00:05:40,650 that will one day result in emotional and sexual fusion. 122 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:44,100 I feel like I've phoned Babestation but Stephen Hawking's picked up. 123 00:05:47,899 --> 00:05:49,259 So, er... 124 00:05:50,658 --> 00:05:52,208 what made Anna think that? 125 00:05:52,258 --> 00:05:53,888 Was it, er... 126 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:55,088 something Lucy said? 127 00:05:55,138 --> 00:05:56,767 No, I don't think so. 128 00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:58,207 But it doesn't matter, does it? 129 00:05:58,257 --> 00:06:01,127 Cos you just told me you weren't interested and never will be. 130 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:04,086 Exactly. Good. That's what I said to Anna. 131 00:06:04,136 --> 00:06:06,326 I said "Lee's not interested, so he won't be bothered" 132 00:06:06,376 --> 00:06:08,565 "that we've set up Lucy up on this date tonight." 133 00:06:08,615 --> 00:06:11,325 Anyway, can we now please move on? 134 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,324 Did you see that documentary 135 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,844 about the assassination of JFK the other night? 136 00:06:15,894 --> 00:06:17,804 Sorry, what date? 137 00:06:17,854 --> 00:06:20,043 Ooh, now you're asking. 138 00:06:20,093 --> 00:06:23,013 November 22nd, 1963. 139 00:06:25,692 --> 00:06:27,162 No-one told me about that. 140 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,372 I think it's fairly well documented. 141 00:06:30,611 --> 00:06:32,521 I mean Lucy, tonight. 142 00:06:32,571 --> 00:06:34,561 Oh, yeah, she's on a date next door. 143 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,160 She told me it was a business meeting. 144 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:37,730 Oh, I wonder why she lied? 145 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:41,359 So, er... who is he, then? 146 00:06:41,409 --> 00:06:43,359 He's my cousin, Carl. 147 00:06:43,409 --> 00:06:45,199 You've set her up with your cousin? 148 00:06:45,249 --> 00:06:47,398 I know up north you prefer to date your own cousins, 149 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,848 but I like to mix it up a bit. 150 00:06:50,728 --> 00:06:52,517 So what does he do? This Carl. 151 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:54,557 He's a fully qualified barrister. 152 00:06:54,607 --> 00:06:56,327 Oh, yeah? Starbucks or Costa? 153 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:03,036 No, Lee, the type who charge serious money for their services. 154 00:07:03,086 --> 00:07:04,685 Oh, Caffe Nero. 155 00:07:06,165 --> 00:07:07,675 He's wealthy, is he? 156 00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:09,074 Yeah. 157 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,914 But, you know, money is no guarantee of happiness. 158 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:14,154 He needs to find someone to share it with. 159 00:07:14,204 --> 00:07:16,793 All alone in his great big mansion. 160 00:07:16,843 --> 00:07:19,673 Driving around in his Ferrari. 161 00:07:19,723 --> 00:07:21,642 Doesn't that damage the carpets? 162 00:07:23,002 --> 00:07:25,432 But he still finds time for all his charity work, though. 163 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:28,431 He's just back from climbing Kilimanjaro for the Guide Dogs. 164 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,351 Did he find any? 165 00:07:30,401 --> 00:07:32,160 MOBILE BEEPS 166 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,520 Carl's just texted me. 167 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,149 What does it say? 168 00:07:38,199 --> 00:07:39,429 "What a knockout." 169 00:07:39,479 --> 00:07:41,839 Lucy's probably floored him with her shoulder pads. 170 00:07:42,918 --> 00:07:44,468 Lucy could be so good for Carl. 171 00:07:44,518 --> 00:07:46,588 I've got really high hopes for this thing. 172 00:07:46,638 --> 00:07:49,347 Hang on. Back up a minute, Cupid. It's only a blind date. 173 00:07:49,397 --> 00:07:50,827 Lucy might not like him. 174 00:07:50,877 --> 00:07:53,547 It's not exactly a blind date. 175 00:07:53,597 --> 00:07:56,186 They've been e-mailing each other for months, 176 00:07:56,236 --> 00:07:58,066 Facebooking, texting, Skyping. 177 00:07:58,116 --> 00:08:00,305 It's not like when you meet a girl, Lee, 178 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,585 and she looks nothing like she did on the card in the phone box. 179 00:08:03,635 --> 00:08:07,584 It still might not mean there's any chemistry when they meet in person. 180 00:08:07,634 --> 00:08:10,264 I read a thing that said 80% of a relationship 181 00:08:10,314 --> 00:08:12,623 between a man and a woman is based on smell. 182 00:08:12,673 --> 00:08:14,183 Probably more in your case. 183 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:16,742 I'm just saying, let's not get carried away. 184 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,342 Things might not progress. 185 00:08:18,392 --> 00:08:22,061 I've just told you, it already has progressed. On social media. 186 00:08:22,111 --> 00:08:25,861 He's already talked about inviting her to his place in Naples. 187 00:08:25,911 --> 00:08:27,341 I said Naples was a bit much. 188 00:08:27,391 --> 00:08:30,220 Start with the mews house in Belgravia and then at the weekend, 189 00:08:30,270 --> 00:08:32,300 surprise her with a trip to the villa. 190 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:34,419 Oh, right, he's got a season ticket, has he? 191 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:37,179 Do you know what, I'd better give Anna a call. 192 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:39,258 See if I've got time for another pint 193 00:08:39,308 --> 00:08:41,018 and pretend it's still my first. 194 00:08:41,068 --> 00:08:43,218 Well, that's the advantage of being single, mate. 195 00:08:43,268 --> 00:08:46,537 I could get cirrhosis of the liver and no-one would bat an eyelid! 196 00:08:46,587 --> 00:08:49,577 You can't get cirrhosis if you're under 60. 197 00:08:49,627 --> 00:08:51,066 Oh, good, it's you. 198 00:08:52,346 --> 00:08:55,536 No, hang on, not cirrhosis. What am I thinking of? 199 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:57,505 B&Q discount card. 200 00:09:02,264 --> 00:09:04,134 Why aren't you with Lucy? 201 00:09:04,184 --> 00:09:05,614 We're not joined at the hip. 202 00:09:05,664 --> 00:09:07,533 Of course we're joined at the hip. 203 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,383 Or else our legs would fall off. 204 00:09:11,943 --> 00:09:13,812 She's at the restaurant next door. 205 00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:16,292 On a date with a bloke she's never mentioned. 206 00:09:16,342 --> 00:09:17,852 Do you know about him? 207 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:19,011 The honest answer? 208 00:09:19,061 --> 00:09:21,251 No, the made-up answer(!) 209 00:09:21,301 --> 00:09:22,691 Yes, I did know about him. 210 00:09:22,741 --> 00:09:25,250 It's early days, but she thinks he's the one, 211 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:28,010 and they've been picking out names for children and everything. 212 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:29,609 Really? 213 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:31,259 No. That was the made-up answer. 214 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,379 And the honest answer? 215 00:09:36,018 --> 00:09:37,688 Never heard of him. 216 00:09:37,738 --> 00:09:38,848 Do me a favour. 217 00:09:38,898 --> 00:09:41,127 Can you sort of casually walk by the restaurant 218 00:09:41,177 --> 00:09:42,607 and check out what's happening? 219 00:09:42,657 --> 00:09:44,407 You want me to spy on them? 220 00:09:44,457 --> 00:09:47,126 Well, "spy" is a big word, Daisy. 221 00:09:47,176 --> 00:09:50,536 No, it's not. Unless it's written big, like "SPY!" 222 00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:56,485 OK. I'll go and stand outside and read the non-verbals. 223 00:09:56,535 --> 00:09:58,884 That's how people really communicate. 224 00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:00,204 Believe it or not, 225 00:10:00,254 --> 00:10:04,613 what I actually say to you contains very little information. 226 00:10:09,812 --> 00:10:15,091 Great news. Anna's not ready yet, so I can sneak in another half. 227 00:10:18,371 --> 00:10:19,721 You all right? 228 00:10:19,771 --> 00:10:22,810 You've been a bit edgy since I mentioned Lucy's date. 229 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,799 Look, I don't want to tread on any toes here, Lee. 230 00:10:27,849 --> 00:10:30,919 If there is anything going on between you and Lucy, 231 00:10:30,969 --> 00:10:32,758 now is the time to say. 232 00:10:32,808 --> 00:10:35,848 I'll just text Carl and I'll tell him to back off. 233 00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:38,927 Why would he listen to you? 234 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,207 I dunno. He just would. 235 00:10:44,406 --> 00:10:46,716 Something doesn't ring true about all this. 236 00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:49,675 You conveniently appear at the bar the second that Lucy leaves, 237 00:10:49,725 --> 00:10:52,115 then you ask me loads of questions about me and her, and now 238 00:10:52,165 --> 00:10:54,804 you're telling me you can stop this date just by sending a text. 239 00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:57,554 What's going on? 240 00:10:57,604 --> 00:10:58,804 OK. 241 00:10:59,803 --> 00:11:02,993 Carl asked me to help him. 242 00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:04,992 Help him with what? 243 00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:07,512 Carl really likes Lucy, 244 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:10,152 but he's got this feeling that she likes someone else. 245 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,151 I said it might be you. 246 00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:14,991 So he persuaded me to casually bump into you this evening 247 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,110 and do a bit of fishing. 248 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,870 If I find out there is anything going on between the two of you, 249 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,159 I text him so he doesn't waste any more of his time. 250 00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:26,719 What kind of a man asks someone to spy on a person? 251 00:11:30,718 --> 00:11:32,748 I should go next door and punch him in the face! 252 00:11:32,798 --> 00:11:33,827 He's six foot four. 253 00:11:33,877 --> 00:11:36,077 Well, I should go next door and punch him in the tits! 254 00:11:38,317 --> 00:11:39,426 So? 255 00:11:39,476 --> 00:11:40,786 What? 256 00:11:40,836 --> 00:11:43,386 Is there anything going on between you and Lucy? 257 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,905 Because if you have even the slightest feeling for her, 258 00:11:46,955 --> 00:11:50,674 this might be your last chance to finally admit it. 259 00:11:53,314 --> 00:11:55,543 I've just told you, no. 260 00:11:55,593 --> 00:11:58,063 Right, OK. That's fine. 261 00:11:58,113 --> 00:12:00,673 Great. She can just carry on with her date. 262 00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:05,832 You don't want to worry about Carl. He's a very lovely man. 263 00:12:06,911 --> 00:12:09,021 Charming. Sweet. 264 00:12:09,071 --> 00:12:10,391 All the women love him. 265 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,140 And by all accounts, he's a very gentle lover. 266 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:16,620 All right, I do like her, all right? Happy? 267 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,219 I thought you said she was like the sister you never had. 268 00:12:19,269 --> 00:12:21,949 Well, she's more like the... Sister you'd quite like to have? 269 00:12:25,348 --> 00:12:26,818 Why didn't you tell me before? 270 00:12:26,868 --> 00:12:28,738 Because it was none of your business. 271 00:12:28,788 --> 00:12:31,297 But now it is my business, because you want me to put Carl off? 272 00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:34,697 Yeah, but I don't want Lucy finding out what I've just told you, OK? 273 00:12:34,747 --> 00:12:37,496 Does she feel the same way about you? Maybe. 274 00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:39,656 I'm not telling Carl to back off on a "maybe". 275 00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:42,575 OK. Definitely. She likes me too. For sure. 276 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:43,695 Prove it. 277 00:12:43,745 --> 00:12:48,614 She sometimes does things that could be considered as flirtatious. 278 00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:49,934 Like what? 279 00:12:49,984 --> 00:12:52,223 Last night she offered me a bit of flapjack. 280 00:12:56,023 --> 00:12:59,612 Unless that's a euphemism, that's not flirting. 281 00:12:59,662 --> 00:13:02,212 OK. Sometimes she runs me a bath. 282 00:13:02,262 --> 00:13:03,811 That could be seen as flirtatious. 283 00:13:03,861 --> 00:13:06,261 Or it could be called dropping a hint. 284 00:13:08,261 --> 00:13:11,250 That isn't enough evidence, Lee. I'm going to tell him to go for it. 285 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,650 Please, don't. Just lie to him. 286 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,689 Tell him you have found out there's something between me and Lucy. 287 00:13:15,739 --> 00:13:18,289 And that he should back off. And why would I do that? 288 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,648 Because we're mates. 289 00:13:20,698 --> 00:13:22,928 And you want to help me. 290 00:13:22,978 --> 00:13:24,648 Because you like me. 291 00:13:24,698 --> 00:13:27,097 Keep going, I'll tell you when you've got something. 292 00:13:28,657 --> 00:13:30,367 He's my cousin. 293 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:33,206 He might be your cousin, but I'm... 294 00:13:33,256 --> 00:13:36,126 not your cousin. What does that mean? 295 00:13:36,176 --> 00:13:37,485 I don't know, I'm panicking! 296 00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:40,085 Look, my fate might be in your hands. 297 00:13:40,135 --> 00:13:43,324 I am opening up to you here. I'm telling you I really like Lucy. 298 00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:45,244 I've never told anyone that before. 299 00:13:45,294 --> 00:13:48,363 So please just give me a chance. I'm begging you. 300 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:52,243 OK, I'll tell him to back off. 301 00:13:52,293 --> 00:13:55,242 I'll tell him there's someone else on the scene. 302 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,082 Thanks, Toby. 303 00:13:57,132 --> 00:13:59,241 Well, I'm not doing it just for you. 304 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:02,041 If there is even the slightest chance that something might happen 305 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,601 between you and Lucy, I'm not having Carl getting hurt. 306 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:10,040 I'm not having him getting involved in some accidental menage a trois. 307 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:12,479 That's French for three people being involved. 308 00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:14,049 I know what it means. 309 00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:17,998 And I don't want three people being involved any more than you do. 310 00:14:18,048 --> 00:14:20,448 I very much just want it to be mange tout. 311 00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:25,807 MOBILE BEEPS 312 00:14:27,846 --> 00:14:29,156 He's sent me a text already. 313 00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,156 What does it say? 314 00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,396 "I suspect you may be right." 315 00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:34,475 "She obviously has feelings for her flatmate." 316 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,835 "She keeps on mentioning him." 317 00:14:35,885 --> 00:14:38,315 "She says her feelings are contradictory," 318 00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:40,554 "sometimes ambivalent, but at other times," 319 00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:43,154 "she has a powerful yearning to connect." 320 00:14:43,204 --> 00:14:44,193 He's put that? 321 00:14:44,243 --> 00:14:45,923 Course he hasn't, it's a text message. 322 00:14:46,923 --> 00:14:48,403 It says "OK". 323 00:14:51,362 --> 00:14:53,792 Anyway, he's backing off, so you've got what you wanted. 324 00:14:53,842 --> 00:14:56,951 LEE SIGHS Thanks, Toby. It's appreciated. 325 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,791 Do you want another drink? 326 00:14:58,841 --> 00:15:01,350 What if Anna smells all this booze on my breath? 327 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,750 I've got mints. 328 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,990 She'll see through that. 329 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,200 I know, they're Polos. 330 00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:11,229 So when are you going to do it? 331 00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:12,468 Do what? 332 00:15:12,518 --> 00:15:14,318 Tell Lucy how you feel about her? 333 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:19,227 Well... er... you know. 334 00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:20,907 No rush, is there? 335 00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:22,867 I've got to plan my approach. 336 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,876 She's a woman, she's not a runway. 337 00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:28,186 I have cleared a path for you. 338 00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:29,705 There is an old Chinese proverb, 339 00:15:29,755 --> 00:15:32,385 "When the path is clearest, danger is closest." 340 00:15:32,435 --> 00:15:34,505 Who said that? Confucius? 341 00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,114 Actually, it was Kung Fu Panda. 342 00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:42,393 Just tell her! 343 00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:45,543 And how am I supposed to do that? 344 00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:48,792 I dunno. Wait until playtime and slip a note into her satchel(?) 345 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:52,901 You're unbelievable. How long have you known each other? 346 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:57,390 I'm guessing four, maybe five months and you haven't done anything. 347 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,940 Oh, don't tell me it's been longer than that. 348 00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:03,029 A bit longer. 349 00:16:04,149 --> 00:16:05,389 How much longer? 350 00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:07,779 Six or seven... 351 00:16:07,829 --> 00:16:08,868 years. 352 00:16:10,148 --> 00:16:12,298 Seven years! 353 00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:15,427 My God, you really could have slipped a note into her satchel! 354 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:21,376 My nan had a gallstone that moved more quickly than you. 355 00:16:21,426 --> 00:16:23,056 OK, so I take my time. 356 00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:25,575 But which is the fastest, the hare or the tortoise? 357 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:28,825 The hare is the fastest, and it has more sex. 358 00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:33,054 What are you doing? I'm giving Carl some better advice. 359 00:16:33,104 --> 00:16:35,934 You are clearly never going to do anything about you and Lucy, 360 00:16:35,984 --> 00:16:38,693 so I don't see why I should ruin Carl's chance of happiness, 361 00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:40,093 or Lucy's, for that matter. 362 00:16:40,143 --> 00:16:41,972 What have you said to him? 363 00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:43,732 I've told him I made a mistake last time. 364 00:16:43,782 --> 00:16:45,932 That there is definitely no-one else on the scene 365 00:16:45,982 --> 00:16:47,731 and that he should go for it. 366 00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:51,011 Send him another one and tell him to back off again. No chance. 367 00:16:51,061 --> 00:16:53,370 I don't see why other people's lives should be affected 368 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:54,770 because of your inaction. 369 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:57,730 You're talking like Lucy doesn't even get a say in this. Yeah? 370 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,129 But she might not even like him. 371 00:16:59,179 --> 00:17:02,049 Or she may be gazing into his eyes, 372 00:17:02,099 --> 00:17:04,608 and in her head, an orchestra might be playing 373 00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:06,328 the theme to Dr Zhivago. 374 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:08,888 Yeah, or in her head, 375 00:17:08,938 --> 00:17:10,967 she might be hearing that Radiohead song, 376 00:17:11,017 --> 00:17:12,217 You're A Creep. 377 00:17:13,217 --> 00:17:15,207 Or she might be hearing that Tina Turner song, 378 00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:17,406 You're Simply The Best. 379 00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:20,526 Yeah. Or she might be hearing that Rolling Stones song, 380 00:17:20,576 --> 00:17:22,605 I Thought You Seemed So Good On Facebook, 381 00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:25,015 But Your Breath Smells Like A Tramp's Cock. 382 00:17:31,214 --> 00:17:32,963 All right, I made that one up. 383 00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,213 MOBILE BEEPS 384 00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:38,722 Interesting. 385 00:17:38,772 --> 00:17:40,882 What? What does it say? 386 00:17:40,932 --> 00:17:42,922 It doesn't say anything. It's a smiley face. 387 00:17:42,972 --> 00:17:44,201 Whose face? Lucy's? 388 00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:45,481 What's he doing to her? 389 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,721 It's not an actual face. 390 00:17:47,771 --> 00:17:48,921 It's a colon. 391 00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:50,650 He really is a fast mover, isn't he? 392 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:58,209 It means message received and understood. 393 00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:01,438 Oh, great! 394 00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:03,438 Don't take it out on me. 395 00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:04,758 Lucy might have been yours 396 00:18:04,808 --> 00:18:07,397 if you'd had the guts to tell her a long time ago. 397 00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:09,317 It's not my fault that Carl is sitting there 398 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,837 telling her he wants to be with her. 399 00:18:10,887 --> 00:18:13,086 But I want to be with her! Why? 400 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:17,006 Come on. What is it you like about her? 401 00:18:18,245 --> 00:18:19,635 Lots of things. 402 00:18:19,685 --> 00:18:22,835 Some of them just silly little things. 403 00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:25,394 And those are the things you should have told her. 404 00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:27,994 Women love it when you notice the little things about them. 405 00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:30,953 Come on, what things? 406 00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:36,122 I don't know. Things like the sweet little hair she's got on her top lip. 407 00:18:38,762 --> 00:18:42,311 The little patch of eczema she's got on the side of her neck. 408 00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:45,241 The way that cute bit of skin hangs down below her arms. 409 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,390 Actually, maybe you were right not to tell her those specific things. 410 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,429 Yeah, well, I think those things are nice. 411 00:18:51,479 --> 00:18:52,759 And that's why I love her. 412 00:18:57,318 --> 00:19:00,908 Congratulations, you've finally said it. 413 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,397 To the wrong person, seven years too late. 414 00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:08,226 Well, maybe it's not too late. 415 00:19:08,276 --> 00:19:10,226 I'm going to tell her right now. 416 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:12,946 In front of all those people in the restaurant. Including Carl. 417 00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:14,025 Really? 418 00:19:14,075 --> 00:19:16,785 Yeah. What have I got to lose? 419 00:19:16,835 --> 00:19:19,824 We are talking like it's down to me and Carl who she ends up with. 420 00:19:19,874 --> 00:19:21,184 But it's not. It's down to her. 421 00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:24,344 And by telling her I love her, at least I'm in with a fighting chance. 422 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:27,943 OK, maybe you're right. Go for it. 423 00:19:27,993 --> 00:19:29,463 May the best man win. 424 00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:31,352 Oh, I knew you'd take his side. 425 00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:38,701 I'm not taking sides, Lee. If you love her, you tell her! 426 00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:41,900 Damn right! You tell her that she's the only woman for you! 427 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:44,260 Absolutely! You tell her that you want to spend 428 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,500 the rest of your life with her! 429 00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,619 I will. I bloody will! 430 00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:51,139 You say to her that you want it all. 431 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:54,538 Marriage, kids. The lot! 432 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:55,628 What? 433 00:19:56,908 --> 00:19:58,538 I never said anything about marriage. 434 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,217 Well, what were you going to say to her? 435 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,137 Well, I was going to say, "Lucy, do you want to come back home" 436 00:20:03,187 --> 00:20:05,416 "and we'll see how things go for a bit?" 437 00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:07,666 So, basically, you're offering to sleep with her. 438 00:20:09,306 --> 00:20:11,975 Well, yes, but... That's not much of an offer. 439 00:20:12,025 --> 00:20:13,815 Speak for yourself. 440 00:20:13,865 --> 00:20:16,094 Lucy wants the full nine yards. 441 00:20:16,144 --> 00:20:17,864 All right, it's not that much. 442 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,693 She wants it all. 443 00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:23,053 How do you know? 444 00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:26,413 Cos Lucy tells Anna, and then Anna tells me later. 445 00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:27,972 Why are you so interested? 446 00:20:28,022 --> 00:20:29,972 God, I didn't say I was interested. 447 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,852 You'll find this out when you get married. 448 00:20:31,902 --> 00:20:36,021 This is stuff you get told. In great detail. 449 00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:39,810 Do you know how many words women say every day? 450 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,540 No? No, no-one does. 451 00:20:43,899 --> 00:20:45,889 You lose count when you get to about a million, 452 00:20:45,939 --> 00:20:47,619 and then you finish your breakfast. 453 00:20:49,738 --> 00:20:52,648 I'm telling you, Lucy wants the lot. 454 00:20:52,698 --> 00:20:56,087 Marriage, house, garden, kids. 455 00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:57,767 I like... 456 00:20:57,817 --> 00:20:58,857 gardens! 457 00:20:59,937 --> 00:21:02,566 Marriage is a wonderful experience. 458 00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:05,286 Says you. You're always moaning about Anna. 459 00:21:05,336 --> 00:21:08,245 Yeah, well, I'm not asking you to marry my wife, am I? 460 00:21:08,295 --> 00:21:09,845 Or run off with her. 461 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,734 Or even just take her away for a few weeks. 462 00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:16,964 I'm talking about Lucy. 463 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,403 Yes, but you didn't just say marriage, did you? 464 00:21:19,453 --> 00:21:21,603 It's all the other things. Like kids. 465 00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:23,122 Kids are great. 466 00:21:23,172 --> 00:21:25,602 Sure, there are nappies and sleepless nights, 467 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,082 but it's all worth it. How's it worth it? 468 00:21:28,132 --> 00:21:32,441 It's worth it because every time you look into that baby's eyes, 469 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:36,290 you feel this huge, overwhelming sense of.. 470 00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:38,610 ...worry. 471 00:21:40,089 --> 00:21:41,239 Worry? 472 00:21:41,289 --> 00:21:43,639 Oh, sorry, I'm not exactly selling it, am I? 473 00:21:43,689 --> 00:21:45,768 Selling it? I wouldn't even rent it. 474 00:21:46,808 --> 00:21:48,718 What are you waiting for? 475 00:21:48,768 --> 00:21:51,597 I am waiting for the good bits. 476 00:21:51,647 --> 00:21:52,687 Well... 477 00:21:54,007 --> 00:21:56,886 there are some very encouraging tax incentives. 478 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,916 I know what you're doing here. 479 00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:04,315 You are trying to put me off to help your cousin. 480 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,515 No, I'm not. 481 00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:08,514 I'm trying to show you how great marriage can be. 482 00:22:08,564 --> 00:22:09,954 But you don't need me to tell you. 483 00:22:10,004 --> 00:22:12,234 You've seen enough married couples in your life. 484 00:22:12,284 --> 00:22:13,953 What about your parents? 485 00:22:14,003 --> 00:22:15,803 That's what puts me off. 486 00:22:18,283 --> 00:22:20,632 I've got no good memories of them at all. 487 00:22:20,682 --> 00:22:23,952 All I remember is sitting on the stairs listening to them argue. 488 00:22:24,002 --> 00:22:25,311 What about? 489 00:22:25,361 --> 00:22:27,041 About why we couldn't afford chairs. 490 00:22:29,801 --> 00:22:31,160 HE SIGHS 491 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,950 It's just not me, is it? 492 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,629 Marriage, kids, commitment. 493 00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,109 So what are you going to do now? 494 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,318 Just try and scupper every relationship that Lucy has? 495 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,157 No, of course not. 496 00:22:48,637 --> 00:22:50,037 Text your cousin. 497 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,317 And say what? 498 00:22:53,396 --> 00:22:54,746 Tell him to go for the jugular. 499 00:22:54,796 --> 00:22:56,636 I don't mean try and kill her. 500 00:22:58,675 --> 00:23:02,745 Suggest to him that he offers her that trip to Naples 501 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:06,434 and say she's been talking about him all the time to me. 502 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,594 Are you sure? 503 00:23:10,313 --> 00:23:14,313 Yeah. Like you say, who am I to get in the way of Lucy's happiness? 504 00:23:15,832 --> 00:23:17,152 If you're certain. 505 00:23:18,912 --> 00:23:21,021 That's very noble of you, Lee. 506 00:23:21,071 --> 00:23:23,781 It's like that bit at the end of Casablanca where 507 00:23:23,831 --> 00:23:26,141 Humphrey Bogart texts Ingrid Bergman. 508 00:23:26,191 --> 00:23:27,910 TEXT MESSAGE SENDING 509 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:31,740 Which poet was it who said, 510 00:23:31,790 --> 00:23:35,539 "Of all sad words of tongue and pen," 511 00:23:35,589 --> 00:23:39,388 "The saddest are these: 'It might have been!'" 512 00:23:41,148 --> 00:23:42,618 I don't know, but I thought 513 00:23:42,668 --> 00:23:47,417 it was put better by the poet Jim Bowen when he said, 514 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,466 "Let's have a look what you could have won." 515 00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:55,865 I'd better see if Anna's ready yet. 516 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,013 That was quick. 517 00:24:07,063 --> 00:24:11,612 I know. Things suddenly started to move really quickly. 518 00:24:11,662 --> 00:24:14,252 I had to come away to compose myself. 519 00:24:14,302 --> 00:24:15,852 This... 520 00:24:15,902 --> 00:24:17,851 company don't hang about. 521 00:24:17,901 --> 00:24:19,021 Company, right. 522 00:24:20,461 --> 00:24:23,740 So did they offer you anything? 523 00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:29,809 Sort of. They want me to go to Naples this weekend. 524 00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:32,099 I think to kind of cement the deal. 525 00:24:34,018 --> 00:24:37,008 And? What did you say? 526 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:41,047 Well, it would take me away from the flat. 527 00:24:41,097 --> 00:24:44,007 Away from everything I've got here. 528 00:24:44,057 --> 00:24:45,366 But it's a big opportunity. 529 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:46,966 It could be life-changing. 530 00:24:47,016 --> 00:24:49,366 Not something I could turn down lightly. 531 00:24:49,416 --> 00:24:52,165 So what did you say? 532 00:24:52,215 --> 00:24:53,255 I said... 533 00:24:54,775 --> 00:24:55,935 yes. 534 00:24:59,654 --> 00:25:02,643 So you mean "yes" you turned it down? Or "yes" you're going? 535 00:25:02,693 --> 00:25:03,933 Yes, I'm going. 536 00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:06,573 Oh. 537 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:10,682 Well, you've got to move on in life. 538 00:25:10,732 --> 00:25:13,411 And there's nothing for me back here, is there? 539 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:23,690 Anyway, I've got a lot to sort out, so I'd better go. 540 00:25:25,209 --> 00:25:26,329 Don't go. 541 00:25:28,769 --> 00:25:30,278 Sorry? 542 00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:32,078 I don't want you to go to Naples. 543 00:25:32,128 --> 00:25:35,088 I want you to stay here with me. Because I love you. 544 00:25:38,047 --> 00:25:40,647 If this backfires, can we pretend I'm pissed? 545 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,476 I can't believe you started drinking before I got here. 546 00:25:45,526 --> 00:25:46,796 I've hardly had anything. 547 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,645 So why do you smell like a wino's trousers? 548 00:25:50,725 --> 00:25:53,274 Oh, for God's sake. 549 00:25:53,324 --> 00:25:55,194 Look at Romeo and Juliet. 550 00:25:55,244 --> 00:25:57,714 Do you know how vomit-making you two look, 551 00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:01,033 gazing into each other's eyes like a pair of lovesick puppies? 552 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:05,592 Will you please put us all out of our misery and just become a couple? 553 00:26:05,642 --> 00:26:07,282 Will you marry me? 554 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,269 Jesus. 555 00:26:21,319 --> 00:26:24,159 I wish everyone paid that much attention to what I tell them. 556 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,268 That is unfair. 557 00:26:28,318 --> 00:26:30,758 When you told me to propose, I did so, immediately. 558 00:26:34,357 --> 00:26:35,787 I'll take that as a yes. 559 00:26:35,837 --> 00:26:36,997 Yes! 560 00:26:38,156 --> 00:26:39,196 Lucy? 561 00:26:40,396 --> 00:26:42,106 Lucy, glad I've caught you. 562 00:26:42,156 --> 00:26:44,905 You left your contracts in the restaurant. 563 00:26:44,955 --> 00:26:46,745 Oh, I don't need them, thanks. 564 00:26:46,795 --> 00:26:50,064 I've decided against Naples and the whole deal. 565 00:26:50,114 --> 00:26:52,584 I want to stay here. 566 00:26:52,634 --> 00:26:54,753 You don't look much like a man to me. 567 00:26:56,553 --> 00:26:59,513 You need to work on your chat-up lines, sweetheart. 568 00:27:03,112 --> 00:27:04,182 Where's Carl? 569 00:27:04,232 --> 00:27:05,262 Who's Carl? 570 00:27:05,312 --> 00:27:06,461 Toby's cousin. 571 00:27:06,511 --> 00:27:08,181 Toby's only got one cousin. 572 00:27:08,231 --> 00:27:10,991 She's called Natasha and she's eight years old. 573 00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:14,540 Get the champagne in, Toby. 574 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,310 Sounds like we're celebrating. 575 00:27:19,509 --> 00:27:20,979 What's going on? 576 00:27:21,029 --> 00:27:23,418 I knew it was a business meeting all along, 577 00:27:23,468 --> 00:27:25,458 and I knew it involved Naples. 578 00:27:25,508 --> 00:27:27,498 So when Lucy left, I just waxed lyrical 579 00:27:27,548 --> 00:27:28,987 and made the rest up on the spot. 580 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,256 So Carl doesn't exist? 581 00:27:35,306 --> 00:27:36,736 No. 582 00:27:36,786 --> 00:27:38,666 I got to quite like him, though. 583 00:27:42,025 --> 00:27:44,465 That's funny, cos I still want to punch him in the tits! 584 00:27:46,704 --> 00:27:48,374 So what about all that phone business? 585 00:27:48,424 --> 00:27:49,654 What was that, Angry Birds? 586 00:27:49,704 --> 00:27:51,453 I was texting Anna. 587 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,663 So, yes. 588 00:27:55,063 --> 00:27:56,732 So why did you do it? 589 00:27:56,782 --> 00:27:59,132 Because I knew you want to be with Lucy. 590 00:27:59,182 --> 00:28:01,302 You just needed a kick up the arse. 591 00:28:02,661 --> 00:28:04,171 And I hate seeing you on your own. 592 00:28:04,221 --> 00:28:06,461 Why? Because then I have to talk to you. 593 00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:11,860 I went to the restaurant... 594 00:28:14,179 --> 00:28:17,059 ...like you asked, to spy on Lucy. 595 00:28:18,179 --> 00:28:21,338 I'm afraid she's having a secret lesbian affair. 596 00:28:26,257 --> 00:28:27,767 So, any more lies? 597 00:28:27,817 --> 00:28:30,366 Toby! Are you getting this bloody champagne or what? 598 00:28:30,416 --> 00:28:32,606 Only the bit where I said marriage was a good idea. 599 00:28:32,656 --> 00:28:35,535 It's actually a total, unrelenting nightmare. 600 00:28:39,495 --> 00:28:42,124 ? We're not going out 601 00:28:42,174 --> 00:28:43,724 ? Not staying in 602 00:28:43,774 --> 00:28:47,043 ? Just hanging around with my head in a spin 603 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,603 ? But there is no need to scream and shout 604 00:28:49,653 --> 00:28:52,882 ? We're not going out 605 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:56,292 ? We are not going out. ? 606 00:28:56,342 --> 00:29:00,892 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45615

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