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- We
- Are the Crystal
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- Gems
- we'll always save the day
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? and if you think we can't ?
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? we'll always find a way ?
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- that's why the people
- of this world
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- believe in...
- Garnet
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- Amethyst
- and Pearl
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? And Steven! ?
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For your consideration...
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The koala, a marsupial
from the forests of Australia,
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and the sloth, hailing from
the forests of South America.
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Who should be crowned the king
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of the "hanging around,
doing nothing" mammals?
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- I think sloths eat poop.
- Gross.
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Well, that's definitely
going to affect the rankings.
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Eating poop would be
better than this.
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Just let him do his thing.
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So glad I don't have to
deal with this tomorrow.
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Oh, yeah, they're closing
shop to get those gulls
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- out of the vents. Any plans?
- Nah.
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Would you...
Want to come by my place?
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I know it's kind of
been awhile,
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but we could get some food,
watch some movies.
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Nah. Sounds boring.
I'll see if Buck wants to do stuff.
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Well, I hope you guys
have fun together.
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Yeah. We will.
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Hey, Steven?
You're staring a little bit.
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No, I'm not.
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Hey, Lars?
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Why didn't you want to
hang out with Sadie?
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I see her at work.
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Why do I need to see her
on my day off?
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But aren't you going to
get married, and have kids,
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and name one of them
after his Uncle Steven?
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Oh, let me think...
No!
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Me and Sadie
aren't getting married.
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We aren't even dating.
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And if she thinks we are,
that's her problem.
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You're lying!
I know how you feel about Sadie.
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You don't know what you're
talking about, so butt out!
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Go annoy someone else.
You little weirdo.
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Why can't you just admit
you love her?!
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Lars.
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Lars?
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You don't need to be
such a jerk all the time.
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I wish I could just show you.
Aah!
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Aah! Huh?
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Wha? Whoa!
Wait a minute!
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This isn't the temple.
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This isn't my voice.
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Whoa ... I'm Lars?
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Ooh!
I'm naked!
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I must've jumped into Lars' mind.
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I guess while I'm in
here, I'd better do my
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best to respect Lars'
body, and his privacy.
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No. We can do this, Dante.
We have to talk to him.
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Hi, there.
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Oh, there's our boy.
How are you feeling?
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- Uh... taller?
- Here you go.
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Oh, it's good to see you
this morning, Laramie.
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- Who's Laramie?
- I mean... Lars.
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Now, Lars, we know school
is a touchy subject,
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but we need to talk about this.
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"F-f-f-f-f-f-b-d-f."
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That doesn't spell anything.
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Please, Lars.
We let you move into the attic,
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and your grades
are still below average.
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All we're asking from you is...
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A little effort!
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Wow. You guys seem so nice.
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I'm sure I don't want to
let either of you down.
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I, Lars, promise to go out
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and do my very best
at being your son.
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Wow.
He didn't even swear.
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And he's wearing
the plugs I got him.
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I'm Lars.
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I'm Lars, I'm Lars, I'm Laaaars!
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Hey, Onion?
Look. I'm Lars.
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? I'm Lars for the day ?
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Hey, it's Buck and Sour Cream.
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Hi, guys!
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Whatcha doing?
Hanging out?
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- Yeah.
- That's cool.
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Would you say you hang out
more like koalas or sloths?
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- I'm asking for Steven.
- I like that kid.
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Yeah, he's the best.
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Tell Steven we're more like
sleeping tigers.
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Okay.
Then I'll be a panther.
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- Oh. Hey, Lars.
- Hi, Jenny.
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Ugh. Dad made me work
this morning.
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- Now I stink like Pizza and fish.
- You don't stink.
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Lars?!
What a nice thing to say!
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I can say way nicer stuff.
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Like you're really cool
and pretty and fun to be around.
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Lars, this is so unlike you.
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- I see what's going on here.
- Huh?
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This isn't the Lars we know.
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Maybe Lars is actually...
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a good guy who likes
making people feel good.
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Yep. You got me.
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That's the kind of vibe
I want on our dance crew.
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Lars is going to be psyched!
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Buck is pleased.
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- Can he dance, though?
- Can I?
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- Whoa! Lars got moves!
- Whoo.
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We going to a dance competition,
and we need you.
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Come with us.
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Oh. Sorry. I can't.
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There's someone
who needs me more.
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Okay, okay, geez.
Hold your horses.
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Still want to hang out?
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Well, if it ain't
the human boomerang ...
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always coming back to me?
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Look, sorry.
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I was going to watch a
movie, if ... if you wanna?
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I don't ... I don't know.
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- N-Nothing fancy.
- I don't need anything fancy.
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Just get in here.
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Are those hearts in your ears?
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There's a bunch of stuff
down there you probably
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haven't seen yet.
Take your pick.
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"Night Terrors,"
"Enjoy the Violence,"
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"Critter Crematorium,"
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"The Organ Pickler, part 7"?
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I keep telling you,
that's the good one.
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How about this?
"Fangs of Love."
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I think I'd rather
have my organs pickled.
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And you love me?
Even like this?
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I dooooooo!
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Didn't I try to warn you?
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They just wanted...
to be together.
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Hey?
What is with you tonight, huh?
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What do you mean?
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Look, it's like yesterday
I asked if you wanted
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to come over,
but you made a big deal,
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saying no in front of Steven,
and now you're here?
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It's just, it's getting to be
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- kind of a roller coaster, isn't it?
- Roller coasters are fun.
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It's like you're one way in private
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and a different way in public.
You act like I don't know you
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don't want to be seen with me,
but I do know.
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I'm not stupid.
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- Don't be sad.
- It's just, I need to know.
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How do you really
feel about me?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I love you.
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Ugh!
What are you doing?!
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- Finally telling you!
- Nuh! Are you kidding me?!
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All right, I get it.
I see how it is.
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Some cute little heart gauges,
some dumb, fluffy movie,
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that's enough for Sadie.
Right, Lars?
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Uh, d... I-I-I just wanted
to fix everything.
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Get out!
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Stop. You're hurting me!
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- Good!
- You don't understand!
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I understand enough!
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You're only my friend
when it's convenient for you.
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Just get out of my life!
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I'm not Lars!
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What?!
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I'm... Steven.
I just woke up this morning
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with my mind in Lars' body.
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Ugh! I didn't mean to hurt
your feelings like this.
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- I'm sorry.
- Okay. Maybe you are Steven.
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Lars would never apologize to me.
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Wait. So does this mean
Lars' mind is inside your body?
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- I don't know.
- You don't know?!
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- Maybe we should check?
- Ya think?
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At least we got second place.
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Hey, look,
it's Lars and doughnut girl.
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It seems like Lars is
really turning a corner.
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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Where's he going?
Who's that girl?
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- Let's follow him and find out.
- Oh, Martha!
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It's locked.
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Hyah!
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Why are they breaking
into Steven's house?
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Our Lars ... a burglar.
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Now, now, you know we've
been ready for this day.
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There you are.
How do you switch back?
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This looks weird, but
don't jump to conclusions.
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Come on, wake up!
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- Guhhh...
- Oh!
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What's going on?
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Mnh.
Huh? Sadie?
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How did I get here?
What are all you doing here?!
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- Lars, don't get mad.
- Huh?!
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- But Steven really didn't mean to...
- You! What did you do?!
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I spent the day... with
my mind... in your body.
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Unh! Aah!
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- Whoa. Where's your chill?
- Buck is no longer pleased.
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I'm so sorry.
He wasn't like this this morning.
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I was acting weird all day
and you all just liked it?!
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Please don't make a scene, Laramie.
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Mnh!
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Hey, Lars?
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Um... I'm really, really
sorry about yesterday.
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I got you a card.
It's got a koala and a sloth.
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I hope I didn't ruin your
friendship with Sadie.
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With Sadie?!
Oh, what did you say to her?
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I said you loved her.
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A-And what did she say?
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She thought you'd only say
something like that to hurt her.
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Yeah. I guess she's right.
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Maybe that's why everyone
liked the you me
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- better than the real me.
- Not everyone.
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- Uh, hey.
- Hey!
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Weird day yesterday, huh?
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Ugh. Every day
in Beach City is weird.
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- That's why I hate it here.
- It's good to see the real you.
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Yeah? Uh, uh, you
should come over later,
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you know, bring a movie
to watch or something.
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- Okay.
- Awesome.
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? Look at you go,
I just adore you ?
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? I wish that I knew ?
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? what makes you think
I'm so special ?
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