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Beach City ...
a sleepy seaside town.
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From far away, it looks ordinary,
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but take a closer look,
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and you'll start to notice
the cracks in the facade.
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My name is ...
uh...
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My name is Ronaldo.
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For years, I've run a blog called
"Keep Beach City weird."
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My mission ...
keep Beach City weird!
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And also to expose the truth.
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Most people choose to ignore
my mind-blowing revelations.
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But no one could deny it when the truth
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was pointing right in the
town's collective face.
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It's an invasion!
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Look at that thing!
It's right there!
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Beach City needed to be saved.
But from what?
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Duhm! Duhm! Duhm!
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Eh, I was just cleaning up
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some fish for a very big order
when it happened.
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I felt this very peculiar rumbling,
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like, "boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom!"
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And then a sonic boom!
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And the fish I was preparing
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flew up into the air
and fell on the ground.
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I ran outside and saw
this great big thing in the sky.
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- The town was under attack!
- What is this for, again?
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It's a web-sclusive for my bl...
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Oh. Uh, yes.
That day was crazy.
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- The mayor said ...
- Were you scared?!
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What?! No!
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I wasn't ... I was just concerned
that something bad
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- would happen to the shop.
- So you cried a lot?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Let it go!
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Dad, no!
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Please, no!
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I was under a lot of
stress at the time!
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- Aww. Hey.
- What?
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I'm here for you, bro.
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- Mmmm.
- I'm fine! Let me go!
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You can't make up drama this good!
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With the space
hand closing in for
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a high-five of the third
kind, we fled the town.
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But then, just as mysteriously
as the space hand appeared,
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it exploded into an explosion.
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What in blue blazes was that?!
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I think it was an explosion.
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Unbelievable.
I missed it!
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There's no actual footage
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of the giant hand thing
crashing into the beach,
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but here's a little
re-enactment for you.
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Whoooooooa!
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Pfff! Whah!
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Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.
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My hand!
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Beach City was saved.
But by whom?
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- Miss!
- Huh?
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Who do you think saved Beach City
from the giant hand craft?
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Oh. Hey, Ronaldo.
Wait. A-Are you filming?
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Please answer the question.
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Oh. Okay.
Um, yeah, sure.
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Who saved us?
Um, well, wasn't it Steven's... family?
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I-I think they pretty
much keep to themselves.
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Steven says they protect
the planet and the human race
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and that they have magic powers.
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It sounds hard to believe,
but I've seen some pretty wild stuff.
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Once, they made us hamburgers,
and we were having a pretty good time.
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But then we were attacked
by a huge creature.
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- Hey! You making a movie?
- Oh, let him be.
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It's a docu-web-umentary
about the Crystal Gems.
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They are c-ra-zy.
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One of them tried to knock me
in the face. I ain't mad, though.
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Mayor Dewey, who do you think
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saved Beach City from the hand craft?
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Why, young man, I credit the
voters with saving Beach City.
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My constituents know they've elected
a mayor whom they can trust to ...
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Huh? No, I'm talking
about the Crystal Gems.
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W-Why?
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Well, I'm covering the story.
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Cover-up?!
What cover-up?!
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- But, mayor ...
- Security!
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H-Hey!
You can't suppress the truth!
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Obviously, the Crystal
Gems were involved,
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even at the highest
levels of local government.
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I decided to go to the source.
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Speak up!
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Right now, I'm standing directly below
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the fortress of the Crystal Gems!
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I am now going to
attempt to make contact
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with the mysterious, reclusive, and ...
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Hi, Ronaldo.
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Uh, hi, Peedee.
Is that a camera?
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Yeah. We're
making a movie about ...
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It's an investigative report,
shot camera vérité.
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Cool!
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So... want to participate in
a groundbreaking interview?
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Hmm.
Only if you...
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participate in a glass of
fresh-squeezed lemonade!
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Ohhh. That giant hand?
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- It was a spaceship coming to get us.
- Us?! I knew it!
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- Steven, we know too much!
- No, not "us" us.
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I-I meant me and the Crystal Gems.
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Wait. So the hand wasn't
here to snatch up humans
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for a human zoo?
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Or interfere with our
subsidized Beach City wind farm?
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Or thaw the cryogenically
frozen pets of the one percent?!
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Uh... no, I'm pretty sure
it came to Beach City for
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- me and the Crystal Gems.
- Oh.
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So if you and the
Crystal Gems weren't here,
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we wouldn't have been
attacked by the giant hand?
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Ohh. Definitely not.
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And there it was.
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The Crystal Gems weren't saving us.
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They were putting us in danger.
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I felt I had no choice
but to lay bare this ugly truth
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to the unwitting citizens
of Beach City.
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Ma'am!
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Are you aware that the Crystal
Gems not only saved the town
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but also caused the
invasion in the first place?
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Oh. Well, no more fish
are getting knocked
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out of my hands, so I'm not complaining.
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Sir! Sir! How do you feel
about the Crystal Gems
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attracting an onslaught
of dangerous space beings?
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Do you feel safe?
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Hey!
You can't keep quiet forever!
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How can you possibly go on,
knowing that we are under siege
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by forces meant to
destroy the Crystal Gems?
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How close are you to being
done with this project?
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Just answer the question, dad!
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I-I guess it's pretty bad.
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But what's a regular guy like
me supposed to do about it?
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I've got work to do.
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And so do you!
Put down that camera!
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Everyone was too afraid
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to realize they were actually afraid.
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Beach City needed a hero.
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And that hero would have to be me.
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- Whoa, whoa ...
- Okay, everything's ready
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for our full-on nighttime
stealth coverage.
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Is it really okay for us to be
lurking around here like this?
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We're not lurking!
We're investigating!
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This is a moment of true bravery.
Are you brave like me?
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I'm so brave to be doing this.
Come on!
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Stay back, little bro!
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Race you back to the danger zone.
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- Wait up!
- Steven!
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Uh, hey, Ronaldo.
Hey, Peedee.
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- You guys should be careful ...
- Cut the pleasantries!
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- You're all a danger to our city!
- What are you talking about?
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Pearl! Now!
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Hohhh, my gosh!
What the heck is that?!
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Pearl! Now!
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- Ha!
- Aim for the eye!
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Aye-aye, Garnet.
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- Where's Amethyst?
- Right here!
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Let's finish the job.
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This is exactly the kind of
thing I'm talking about, Steven!
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But the Crystal Gems
are here to help people.
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But all the monsters just
come here to get you guys
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and then wreck things
and put us in danger!
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Beach City would be way safer
if you guys weren't here!
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Listen, Frybo.
Magic beings are indeed drawn to us,
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but we were here long before
Beach City even existed.
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Who cares how long you've been here?!
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Innocent people are in danger
as long as you're hanging around!
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You're right. I guess
we'll just leave, then.
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- Excuse me?
- Really?!
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- But, Garnet ...
- Put your buts away, Steven.
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We're not wanted here,
so let's just leave.
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But, Garnet, we'll have
to move all the bubbles.
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A-And what about Steven's things?
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Man! Ugh.
I kind of liked it here.
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Uh...
mission accomplished!
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Uh, you can turn the camera o...
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That's right. I did it.
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Thanks to me,
the Gems are gone forever.
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Mm. That's too bad.
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Now you won't have anything
to blog about anymore.
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Come on, dude.
I'm trying to finish the movie.
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Well, this relates to your movie.
You said it yourself ...
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the gems cause all the
weird stuff in Beach City,
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so now that they're gone,
there'll be no more weird stuff.
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No...
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No!
What have I done?!
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What had I done?
I done bad.
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I made a terrible mistake.
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This ... this is ...
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This is a matter of weird and death!
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I'm going...
as fast as I can!
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Crystal Gems!
You have to stay!
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Every messed-up
consequence of your presence
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gives me reason to
wake up in the morning!
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Without you, my blog
doesn't stand a chance!
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I'm too late!
What have I done?!
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I've made Beach City...
normal!
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I've broken my promise to the city!
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And to myself!
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You're still here!
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Please don't leave!
I was wrong!
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Stay and keep this town weird!
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I had no idea how this Crystal Gem
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would respond to my plea.
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The answer will shock you.
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Okay.
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Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
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I had skillfully negotiated
for the Gems to stay.
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Perhaps I have a future in...
intergalactic diplomacy?
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In the end, I suppose the gems
really do save Beach City ...
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from being not weird!
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Okay, Peedee, I think
that about wraps it up.
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- Good job with the camera, bro.
- Oh. Thanks.
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That was very poorly edited.
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Were we really
gonna leave Beach City?
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No. I just wanted him to get
that camera out of my face.
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I wonder how many people
have seen this thing.
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Oh.
I think we're the only ones. See?
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Hmm.
Click.
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