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? We are the Crystal Gems ?
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? we'll always save the day ?
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? and if you think we can't ?
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? we'll always find a way ?
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- that's why the people
- of this world
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- believe in...
- Garnet
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- Amethyst
- and Pearl
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? And Steven! ?
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S02xE03 - "Joy Ride"
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Do we really have to
get every piece?
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- Yes!
- Yes.
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Having a wrecked gem ship
lying around is too dangerous.
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We've got to take care of it ...
all of it.
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And we'll need to start looking
for Peridot's escape pod, too,
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assuming she even made it to Earth.
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- We've got lots of work ahead of us.
- On it.
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Whoa, that's a big one.
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Steven?
Steven?
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- Steven!
- Huh?
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- Yo.
- Hey, Steven. Welcome back to Earth.
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- What? Who told you?
- You looked a million miles away, man.
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Oh.
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Sorry. I was zoning out.
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We were about to go
chill at a parking lot
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- and freak out some squares.
- You should come with.
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Oh, but I-I don't really
have anything against squares.
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- I like all basic shapes.
- Yeah.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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You got that
much-needed counter-point
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to our cynical world-view.
You have to come.
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- It's good energy flow.
- Sorry, guys.
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I've got a lot of
important gem work to do.
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- Maybe later.
- Aww.
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- Bummer.
- Well, we'll catch you later, then.
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The calluses on my hands have calluses.
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The working man's burden
is truly a heavy one.
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Pizza rain.
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But no pizza clouds.
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Wha...
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What are you guys doing here?
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And why are you making it pizza rain?
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I only wanted to see you laughing...
in the pizza rain.
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- Is that a reference to something?
- Come on. It's time to hang out.
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You can't hang out at night.
Night is for dreaming.
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Night's whatever you want it to be.
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- Time's an illusion.
- Hmm.
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- Aren't you done working for the day?
- Mm. Yeah, okay.
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- Let's hang out.
- Nice.
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But first we need to deliver
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the rest of this pizza
to Mr. Smiley.
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Whoo!
Wind in your face ...
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- that's what I'm talkin' about.
- Breathe deep, Steven.
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This is the smell of freedom.
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Freedom smells like pepperoni.
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- That's just the car.
- You know what food
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definitely doesn't smell like freedom?
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- Fish.
- Why fish?
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- Uh-oh. Here we go.
- I just don't get what's wrong
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with wanting to be a deejay.
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But my step-dad was all on
my case again today, sayin'...
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Ugh.
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I'm just like,
"I don't want to be a fisherman.
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Everyone knows you can't
rave in a raincoat, step-dad."
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At least he only bugs
you about one thing.
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My dad's got to say something
about everything I do
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'cause I'm the mayor's son.
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And I'm like, "you
can't tell me what to do.
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I'm the mayor's..."
Wait.
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Puh-lease!
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You're just walking
in cake with that talk.
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You guys don't even know what
bad is until you have a sister.
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But I don't know why
I have to spell it out
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that I'm the evil twin
and she's the good one.
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Don't ask me to help
you with your homework.
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- I'm at some metal concert.
- Family stuff is tricky.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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A few months back, my dad and
the gems grounded me from TV.
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- Bummer.
- That's the worst.
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- No way!
- And then I found out that
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the gems are alien rebels
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and that there are
other gems out in space
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that want us dead 'cause
they think we're traitors.
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And they tried to take me hostage
'cause they think I'm my mom.
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And... maybe I kinda am?
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I wish I could talk to Garnet,
Amethyst, and Pearl about it,
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But I think they kinda blame
me for my mom not being around.
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- That's heavy.
- I guess.
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But you always seem so upbeat.
You're a real champ, Steven Universe.
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Yeah, man.
I'd turn to fishing in a heartbeat
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if it meant not dealing
with tha... that!
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- Look at that!
- What?! What did I hit it?
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- What is it?!
- Gloooowing.
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- We got to check it out.
- I'm down.
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All right. Hold on.
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That's as bright as
like 600 glow sticks.
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Peridot's escape pod!
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Okay, everybody step back!
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This is a gem machine
and could be extremely dangerous.
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- Check it out.
- What are you doing?
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Boom!
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Whoa, stop!
Peridot might still be in there!
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Peri-what?
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- This biz is empty.
- It looks so busted.
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- You need to get away from there!
- Whoa!
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You need to relax.
It's not doing anything.
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It's not just the pod.
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This means Peridot is
just out there somewhere,
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- trying to hurt the Earth.
- Not cool. Earth forever.
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Here come the rocks.
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Steven, come take a selfie
with me and this thing.
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- No, Jenny, I'm serious.
- So am I.
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- Sour Cream, what about you?
- Sure. I'm down for whatever.
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- Buck?
- Nah. I like to just
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experience the moment
for what it is sometimes.
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Plus, the lighting is weird.
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Ugh, okay. Steven?
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- Last call.
- Mmmm....
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I got funny stickers!
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These are so good!
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- How do I look?
- You look great!
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Look, stay right there.
I wanna take one mor...
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- Steven, get in it!
- W-What?
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Just for a second!
One picture.
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Okay, ready.
Three, two...
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Wha...
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- Dude!
- Oh, my gosh, Steven!
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Wha? This is so cool!
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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- Steven!
- Whoa!
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How are you doing that?
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Uh...
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I think it listens to what my hands do.
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I really shouldn't be playing with this.
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I have to take this back
to the temple immediately.
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No way.
You just got it working!
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Come on, aren't you your own mom?
You can do whatever you want.
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Yeah, you got to do some
donuts in that thing.
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At least a dozen.
Baker's dozen.
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Seriously, Steven, you've
been under a lot of pressure.
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Don't you think you deserve
to have a little fun?
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Whoo!
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Hey!
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You really got the
hang of that thing, huh?
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Yeah!
It always hooks to the left.
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Whoa!
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I should really get it
back to the gems, though.
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- No! No!
- No, no, no, no.
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Or right after I jump that haystack!
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- Yeah! Come on!
- Yeah! Do it!
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- Mess it up!
- Wreck it, Steven! Go, Steven!
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah! Whoo!
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I'm okay.
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It's not actually so bad if
you just give it a little ...
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Steven?
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Guys?
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Steven! What's going on?
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Guys, can you hear me?
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I knew it! That flare led
us right to the escape pod!
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What's going on here?
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- Help! Help us!
- Over here!
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Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl!
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We'll save you, humans!
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I can't believe it.
Peridot's still inside.
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She's probably weak from the landing.
Don't hold back.
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Got it!
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- No! No!
- No!
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Whoa!
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You got a lot of
nerve taking refuge here,
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of all places!
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- Garnet?
- But I don't know where you get off
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attacking defenseless humans
in your deadbeat escape pod.
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Garnet!
It's me, Steven!
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Can you hear me?
Garnet!
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And if you think you're safe
here, well, I got news for you.
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You lost!
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- Now...
- Garnet! Garnet! Garnet!
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...stay off my planet!
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Stop!
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Steven's in there.
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- Oh, Steven!
- Steven, what were you doing?!
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You found Peridot's escape pod,
and you didn't come get us immediately?
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- Dude, we almost wrecked you.
- Steven, this is unacceptable.
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I'm very disappointed in you.
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You're right.
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- Hey! Cut him some slack.
- It's not his fault!
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- Just let him be a deejay!
- Wha?
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We just wanted Steven to have some fun.
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I don't know what's going on with aliens
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trying to abduct him and
him being his own mom,
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but it sounds like he's
got a lot on his mind.
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I'm sure whatever you're
having him do is important,
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but everyone needs
a break once in a while.
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He's just a kid.
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Oh, maybe we have been
a little hard on him.
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He did just break us
out of space jail.
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Steven.
You're ungrounded from TV.
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I'm invincible!
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