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- Previously this season on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- I woke up this morning,
and I thought,

"You know, I'm gonna shoot
the cover of my book."

You're given an opportunity
once in your lifetime,

so I'm gonna maximize
my mother... ing time.

- Who's the most
professional one?

- Teddi.
- Teddi.

- Look at you, sexy mama.

- Did I tell you
I bought the house?

Everything is a blur. "We found
a house. We're moving.

They closed the escrow.
It's time to go."

This has been
the hardest one to leave.

It's that lucky house.

- You're going to New York
for Fashion Week,

and you're moving there.

Delilah will always
have anxiety.

She called me yesterday
really, really homesick.

- Everything that we'll be
doing is gonna be extra small,

'cause it needs to be ready
for the fashion show.

- Right.

Here I am about to launch my
first collection in five years.

Lisa's a bit like
she needs a lot of attention.

- Well, have you
told me everything?

- Um...

- That is so pretty.

- There's the eclipse in it.

- Are you talking about the
eclipse in our relationship?

- Hey, Kyle, come here.
Were you mad

that I didn't spend
the night here last night?

- I don't care where you sleep,

but I wish you would've
stayed and had fun with us.

- There were things said
about me and Lisa Vanderpump

that should not... ing
have been said.

I feel... ed over.

- I can't understand this rage
for the life of me.

Maybe she's had
too much tequila.

When I gave Erika
the panties last year,

and then I went to the bathroom,

and Erika was suddenly
very mad at me.

- I had nothing to do
with Erika's reaction

to Dorit
giving her the underwear.

- Are going to
Dorit's fashion show?

- Uh, I'm going to Dorit's
fashion show.

We're fine.

- It doesn't seem like it.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- You ready?

- I don't know. I think so.

I'm, uh, excited.

- I'm excited. Yeah.

- Fabulous.

- Oh, my God!
- The trees, stop.

- He found a way
to get my palm trees in.

Amazing.

I'm a perfectionist.
Palm trees are...

- Well, there's logistics
because we have a small door,

and we can't bring
in a forklift.

- We're in Beverly Hills!
- I know. I know. I know.

- Hi!
- Hi.

- Hi.
- I can't believe you managed

to get the palm trees.

- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

- What do you think?
- Love it.

I love the flowers.

- Good.
- Absolutely killed it.

They got my palm trees.

This is exactly
what I envisioned.

- After you. [both gasp]

- Oh, my God! Oh!

- I love the glow
on the "Beverly Beach."

- Cory, you just know how to
interpret exactly what I want.

Amongst fashion industry execs,
family, and friends,

I have invited press.

- Baby, I'm gonna go and do
this seating plan?

- I think the press are on

the rise next to the stage,

so you don't need to worry
about that.

I think that... - Influencers.

- Whatever influencers... Yeah,

you got to speak to Don about
all of those things, honey.

- Okay. All right.

- It's their first look
at this collection,

and they're the ones that
are gonna put the word out.

If they don't like it and
they don't think it's good,

I'm gonna get a bad review.

- This is beautiful.
- I've got 16-foot palm trees.

- Actually they are 19 feet.

- So those aren't
coming home with me.

- If you can fit them
in your car, they will.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Stop yawning.
You're supposed to be excited.

It's a fashion show.

- Sorry. I'm...
- Don't fall asleep.

- I'm really intrigued
to see what it's like.

- You mean you're intrigued
to see the young models

cavorting around the catwalk?

That will probably
actually keep you awake.

It's probably the only show
that you'll actually

stay awake through.

- [yawns]

- I'm excited to see
the swimwear line.

- Ow. All right,
this is not a good sign.

I'm already falling.

- Should we open up
another button?

- No.
- No?

- Only one of us
can show cleavage tonight.

♪ ♪

- Ladies and gentlemen,
here is Beverly Beach.

When PK had asked me
to give up my company

to start a family,
it was very difficult.

I was synonymous with being
a businesswoman and a designer.

- I just got a bit tearful
when I walked in there.

Pretty special. - I know.

PK, I felt the same thing.

- Yeah, it kind of came... Yeah.
- Right?

- Yeah. You're not gonna
be bad tonight.

- I told PK
I was gonna go on hiatus.

That was the only way I could
reconcile it in my head...

- Well, I'm very proud
of you, honey.

I'm very excited for you.

- And now we have two
beautiful little munchkins

to show for it.

Let me just focus 'cause
I've got very short time.

- No, you focus.
- I'm so nervous, PK.

- Don't be.

♪ ♪

- I forgot to ask you
how New York was.

- New York was great.
I'm just sick now.

I'm sweating it out.
It's getting better.

- I know. It's good.
You'll be fine.

- I'm excited for tonight.

- Me too.
- She texted me last night.

- What'd she say?
- "I'm a little nervous."

- Of course! That's good though.

The whole fashion game
I can totally relate to.

It's a big deal
to launch a swimwear line.

To have a fashion show,
you're one collection away

from being a huge success
or a complete failure.

- And then to be just, like,
with us in Berlin last week...

- I know. And then...

- And then come home
and pull off the show.

♪ ♪

- Oh, cool. Look.

"Beverly Beach by Dorit."

♪ ♪

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hey. I mean, I'm great.
How are you?

- Good. How are you?
- Amazing.

- Let's check all the girls,
yeah?

Let me just fix your...
The top, honey.

- I'm Ryan.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Ryan is our partner.
- I'm Kenny.

- Ryan. Pleasure.
- How do you feel?

- I feel good.
- Great.

- It's definitely gonna eat...
My boob's

gonna eat it, but it feels good.

- You know what?
It's like... You know what it is?

It's a swimwear fashion show.
It's acceptable here.

- Hi!

Hey, Teddi, you look cute.
- Thanks.

So do you. I love this.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

- Hello, darling.
- Hello, hello, everyone.

- Don't even.

- What do you think?

- Oh!
- [inaudible]

- Congratulations.
When did that happen?

- Last night.

- I'm so happy for you.
- Yay.

- Thank you.
David is a good guy,

and he makes me laugh.

I am looking forward to
spending the rest of my life

with somebody,
so life is pretty darn good.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Look at the hair.

It's all perfect. - Hi.

- Hello.
- You're engaged?

Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry.
Oh, my God.

- I know.
- It's [inaudible].

- Thank you.
- Whoo-hoo,

Camille finally took my advice,
and she kind of went for it.

- I feel so choked up. Like...
- I know.

- Congratulations.
You deserve it.

- Thank you.

- She's had a horrible
tumultuous ride

dealing with divorce.

- I hope you win.
- I've won already.

It's just the night
and everything that's...

- Hey, okay. I can see...

- I thought he was gonna say,
"Me won already,"

'cause he has me
in his life, but it's...

- Ah, yes.
- Thank you.

- These are all true things
as well. I'm just tired.

- And now here she is.

She's really in a great place,

and I couldn't be
happier for her.

- Yeah, and I want a...

- Just come to wish
you good luck.

- Thank you, my love.
I love you.

- I love you. I'll see you.
- Hello!

- Hey.
- Hello.

- I'm excited for you to do all
my security at the new house.

- Yeah.

- We got a new... ing
kick-ass system.

I don't want to (BLEEP)
around at all.

- Yeah, definitely.
- So is this,

like, gonna be your dream house

where you don't move
out again, or...

- There's no such thing
as a dream house in life.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- I mean, you just... It's
my next house.

- I mean, you see them
all, right?

- It's my next house.

- When did you get sick,
just the night after?

- I started to get sick
when we were horseback riding.

- Can I ask you a question?

In your room
when we had dinner,...

- Yes?
- And Dorit said,

"I found it very suspicious

when I give Erika
the panties at the..."

- Oh, yeah.
- Or underwear.

- I couldn't quite und...
- And I came back,

and you were upset.

I was like, "How did... What?"

- Okay, so I couldn't

understand where that came from.

- Me either.

- I don't want to
fight with Dorit,

but I am still upset with her.

This is the second time
where I feel

that she's trying
to create a problem

between Erika and me,
and I don't appreciate it.

- It's all water
under the bridge.

- Bye-bye.

- Hey, how you doing?
Big night tonight.

- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm good, thank you.
- Big night.

- Yeah, congratulations.
- I'm excited.

Thanks for coming. - Of course.

- Nice and tight in there?

They're holding up?

- Ladies and gentlemen,
can I get everybody's

attention please?

My name's PK.
This is my wife's event, Dorit,

and I'm beyond proud
of her tonight.

Can I ask you to look
towards the curtain?

- PK and Dorit love a curtain.

- I know I told everyone earlier

that I've had
some water damage, and...

- Ah!
- Whoo!

- I mean, what on earth could
be behind this curtain,

an actual beach?

- Here we go.
- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Everyone's so busy kissing ass

that they don't want
to tell the truth,

and I'm not in to ass-kissing

and not being honest,
so I'm done.

- What's going on?
- Kyle. Kyle?

- Can I ask you to look

- Can I ask you to look
towards the curtain?

- Here we go.
- Yay.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

Let's go. Front row, girls.

- I'm excited. I'm nervous.

I feel like I can't
really catch my breath.

This, you know, can't be turned.

This is it.
There's no going back now.

This is what I've worked so
hard for.

Get you lined up.

- Oh, it's gonna start.
I feel it.

- Okay.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

here is Beverly Beach.

[cheers and applause] - Yay.

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- All right!

- Whoo!
- Gorgeous.

- Yeah. Uh-huh.

My God, she's so skinny.

- Look at her,
how gorgeous that body is.

- Right?
- Ah!

- Whoo!
- Pull your boobs in, yeah?

- Yeah.
- That's very chic.

I love that design of that top.

- This is backwards.

- Very "Sports Illustrated."

- Oh, my God, so cute.

♪ ♪

- Cute.

Listen, Dorit, I need, like,

five of these suits immediately.

Come over with your tape measure

'cause I need custom fitting.

- Oh, I love that.

- That's amazing right there.

- I feel, like, really proud
of Dorit.

Like, she nailed it!

- She did a phenomenal job.

- Oh, I miss having
an ass like that.

- Lisa would look good in that.
- I like that.

I'm loving this.
I would totally buy one

of Dorit's bathing suits,
but you know,

I always like something
for free,

so hopefully she'll
just give me some.

- I need that cover-up
immediately.

- That's exactly what I thought.

- Whoo!
- Yeah, she owned it!

- Whoo-hoo!
[cheers and applause]

- I really feel
very proud of myself.

Well done.
You guys all killed it.

Dorit the designer, she's back.

- Yay!
- Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

- Yay, girl!

- Great!

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

- Yay!
- Congratulations.

- Yay, girls!

Yay!

Oh, my God. You did great.

My husband!

I was just thinking
about my husband.

[crying]

- I'm so proud of you.
Well done.

Amazing. - Oh.

I couldn't have got to
this place without PK.

I feel so thankful
for his support,

and he's empowered me
to do what I love to do.

♪ ♪

[inaudible] Hi, Courtney.

- I'm so proud of you.
- Oh, thank you.

- Well, congratulations.
- Thank you so much.

- What is that?
I've got to have one.

- Thank you.

- The reaction was amazing.
- So sorry. It was so amazing.

Oh, my God,
that was so beautiful.

It was looking fabulous.
Can I have everything?

That's the first thing
Erika said.

- I am so... ing
proud of you tonight.

- We're so happy!
- I'm so proud of you.

I think you murdered it.

- Thank you.
- Don't you?

- I mean, the detail, the cuts,
the fabrics, all of it.

- Really, really flattering.

- If you asked me a year ago
if I would be moving on

with Dorit and PK,

I would've said, "Hell would
have to freeze over."

- She loves the cranberry
by the way.

- I love the cranberry.

We have come 360.

Maybe 180. I don't know.
180, 360,

it's miraculous.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.

- Congratulations!
- Thank you so much.

- Oh, my God, I'm so proud
of you, honey.

- Anyway, good job, darling.

- Thank you, Lis. Oh, my God.
- A lot of work.

A lot of anxiety.
- So much. So much.

Genuinely, girls,
I really, really, really

appreciate you
all being here to support me.

- Oh, absolutely.
- Really. And when I came out

and I saw you girls
there in the front row,

I just felt, like, this...
It just means a lot, so...

- Well, cheers to that.
All your hard work paying off.

Yes.

- I'm very proud of Dorit.
Say what you want about her,

but she always has
good intention.

Yeah, she talks too much,
but she's a great girl,

and she's very, very supportive
of her friends.

- Lisa, you could have
Camille model

for your "Beverly Hills
Lifestyle Magazine."

- I'm gonna do the wedding.

- Okay, so when does

the "Beverly Hills
Lifestyle Magazine"

issue come out with you guys?

- Well...

♪ ♪

Well, we're kind of not

doing the photo shoot that
you weren't happy with.

- It's terrible.

I don't like any thing
about it, but...

- What?

- I'm a bit of a perfectionist.

- That's gonna be the, like,
front page.

- Mark just said,
"You know what?

I don't want any
negativity around it."

- But I think... I never even had
the conversation with Mark.

- He was upset that you thought
something negative about it.

- It's a bit sh... y that Lisa
took me out of the magazine,

didn't even tell me.

I don't even know
if she would've told me

if Kyle hadn't brought it up.

- Mark felt what would you felt?

- If she's not 100% happy
with the whole situation,

he didn't want any negativity.

♪ ♪

We're using the shoot,

but we're just not
using the pictures.

- Was Dorit not happy
with the photos,

or was Lisa
not happy with Dorit?

That's a good question.

Did you tell her about that

and ask her about it,
or you just did it?

- Well, it was
only decided yesterday.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

- It's your jewelry.

It's our magazine,
and we made her look stunning,

and then she decides
that it's just not good enough?

I... I don't want that energy
in the magazine.

We're dropping it.
We have a stunning model.

We have an amazing shoot today.

- And then you have options.
- Okay.

- And now we have options.
- Are we gonna see you

at all or your hands,
or what are we gonna see?

- You know what?
Just the jewelry.

- But will we know it's Dorit?

- Probably not.

It's actually not a big deal.
We'll still use the pictures.

We've just chopped her head off.

That's what we do in England
when you misbehave,

is "off with your head."

- So why did you not ever ask me

to be in "Beverly Hills
Lifestyle Magazine"?

I mean, I'm just wondering.

♪ ♪

- Wow, Kyle.

- I want you on the cover.

- I don't even need
a glam squad.

- Is that a little bit of shade
you're throwing my way?

Kyle, the way I feel about you,

and what I think
about our friendship,

means a lot to me...

- I totally agree.
- So if you have

unresolved feelings

or you have anything
to say to me or we have to

clear things up,
then let's clear it up.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- In your attempt to get
closer to Erika,

you want to throw me
under the bus for no

...ing reason again.

- Kyle, if you have

- Kyle, if you have
unresolved feelings

or you have anything
to say to me

or we have to clear things up,
then let's clear it up,

because you keep telling
me we're great.

- Dorit, you can't expect there
not to be

any repercussion from the dinner

in Erika's hotel room.

You were saying things that
didn't make sense to me.

- What doesn't make sense?
- Oh, about the underwear?

- Yes. It surprised me because
I had nothing to do with that,

and that wasn't fair,
and it felt like...

- Well, it sounds like...

- In your attempt
to get closer to Erika,

you wanted to throw me
under the bus

for no... ing reason again.

♪ ♪

I had nothing to
with Erika's reaction

to you giving her the underwear.

Dorit, you may believe your
own delusions, but I don't.

Take responsibility
for your own actions.

- But maybe you shouldn't
tell me that

everything's fine, we're great,

you love me, everything
is good, if it's not.

You know, I care about you.

I love you.
We have so much fun together.

At this point,
it is what it is, you know?

We'll move forward.

I wanted to get past it,
and I do care about you,

so I said,
"So we're good? It's fine?"

But obviously I still have bad
feelings about it. I am sorry.

- I was drawing a comparison.
I am not insinuating, not now.

- It's actually not
a direct comparison.

- It does sound like
a comparison, Dorit.

- It's a weird comparison.

- Find a comparison
that makes sense.

That makes no sense.

And by the way, that coming
on the heels of you saying,

"Kyle said it first.
We were annoyed you left."

Like, you can't do that.

Like, you can't do that
to friends.

You can't do that.

- I didn't say you were
a part of it.

- Yes, you did.

Did she not say
I was a part of it?

- It insinuated.

- You insinuated I was
a part of it.

That's the problem.

And until you can admit you did
that, we can't be okay.

- I had zero to do with
all this current bullsh...,

but somehow or another
I'm being drawn in to it

for something
that I put to bed a year ago.

- The underwear thing
is just ridiculous.

- And what's ridiculous
about it, Lisa?

- What?
- What's ridiculous about it?

- Well, I think going back
to the underwear thing

is ridiculous,
because I think it's...

- And do you think
I had a part of that?

- I didn't say in that moment,

"Kyle was the one
who started Pantygate."

- Can you... can you help me
give me some clarity?

- What do you need me to say?

- Apparently you've got
a little bit of guilt there,

because I don't know
why you keep being

so sensitive about it.

♪ ♪

- All it would take would be
for Erika to speak up and say,

"You know what? Wait a minute.

"Kyle had nothing to do
with my reaction.

"You hurt my feelings.
You embarrassed me.

Kyle had nothing
to do with that."

Is that so hard to say?

Why can't Erika speak up
and squash this?

Everybody knows I had
nothing to do with it.

- Oh, my God, Kyle,
I don't believe that.

- Kyle, I don't believe you
had anything to do with it.

- Nobody said that!

- Nobody believed you had
anything to do with it.

- Kyle is so worked up

that she's not hearing me.

I never thought
she was involved in Pantygate

then or now.

I have defended her,
and we're good.

- Congratulations.
You did a great job.

- Kyle,
you can't leave like that,

and you don't kiss someone
like it's nothing.

- No, no. So I'm done.

- That's a little bit too
Beverly Hills for my liking.

- Please move past...

- Everyone's so busy kissing ass

that they don't want
to tell the truth,

and I'm not in to ass-kissing
and not being honest,

so I'm done.

- Hey, what's going on?
- Kyle? Kyle?

- I think that it goes
deeper with Kyle

because throughout her life,

she'll have her family,
then she won't have her family,

so it's not consistent,

and so I think with her friends,

she likes that consistency,
and if it's not consistent,

then it triggers her stuff
with her family.

- Kyle and I are...
We don't have issues.

I don't... Kyle and I, I don't...

- Exactly.
- Stress.

- Stress [inaudible].
- You're fine. You're fine.

- What's wrong?
- Let me... I just want

to speak with Kyle.

- And by the way, it's so
stupid, this whole thing.

Whatever.
- Who's not being honest?

- Everybody.
- Who? Me?

- Whatever.

- I don't understand why she's
saying everybody's kissing ass.

What does she mean by that?

- No idea. I swear to you guys...

- My issue with the underwear
with you is with you.

It was between us.
- Let's go, honey.

- All right.
- Are we leaving? Bye.

- Apparently. Bye.
- Bye, Mo.

- What happened, love?
- Rinna is up Erika's ass.

Erika's up Dorit's ass.

Dorit's up
Lisa Vanderpump's ass.

Everybody's so busy
kissing ass and bullsh... ing,

no one's being honest.

And you know what?
It's at my expense.

I'm not gonna... ing
do it anymore.

- Did she leave? Is she here?
- She's gone.

- She left?
- She left?

- Gone.
- Yeah, Kyle just left.

- All right,
let's get out of here.

- I'm feeling like everybody's
full of sh...,

and I don't feel like sitting
here at a party being fake

with a bunch of bullsh... ers.

- The only thing that bothers
me is that Kyle,

who I love very much,
and you know,

has left feeling
frustrated and...

- And hurt.

- But I don't know... I don't
know that that was 100%

because of Dorit.

I think in that moment,
she wanted you to say,

"I didn't get upset
because of you, Kyle,

what you said to me."

- Oh, I've said that to her
a million times.

- Right, but that's exactly

what was just
going on right there.

- I've said that to her
a million times,

and she knows that.

She knows me, and she knows
that I would never...

I would've voiced
that a year ago if that...

Over a year ago.
That's not true.

- Erika's silence is just
as infuriating as when she

was yelling at me at Church Key.

You pretending

that it's full amnesia
right now is confusing to me.

- No, it's because you don't
ever say I'm pretending

'cause I'm not pretending.
I'm telling you the truth.

I don't remember saying that.

Don't ever say that to me again.

- Okay.
- Don't (BLEEP)

with me like that.
You don't want that.

- There's no difference.
Just come on, be a good friend.

Say your thoughts.

- You had a great show.
- Thank you, Erika. Thank you.

- Good to see you.
- Thank you.

- It was a brilliant show.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

Hey, Erika, wait!
- I was gonna call Kyle.

- You know, unfortunately
the spirit

of the evening gets ruined

because of the end
of the evening.

Are you... ing kidding me?

It's just one night,
for crying out loud.

I wouldn't do that
to somebody on a night

that's very important to them.
I just wouldn't.

- You said 18 minutes.
- No.

- No, no, no. I said you sent
me a text after six minutes...

- She left after...
- And I called you after 18.

I don't have it in me.

Once again,
Kyle has managed to ruin

a very special night for me.

First in New York,
now at my fashion show?

That's not cool. Good friends
don't do that, Lisa.

- Oh, look,
that's Erika calling now.

- Sweetheart, it's Erika,

and I hate to see you
leave like this.

Do me a favor. Call me
when you get a chance please.

I really want to know why you,
um...

I hate to see you upset like
that, okay,

so just call me
if you get a chance.

Thanks. Bye.

- Why didn't anyone
have the balls?

Just be honest and say,
"You know what?

That's actually not okay.
That's not true."

You know what? (BLEEP) you
and your kissing ass, Erika.

- Coming up...

- I decided to move on.

- Life's too short.
- Life's too short.

Exactly.

- Absolutely.
- Just call me Yoda.

[electronic music]

- Hey, Harry?
- What?

- I'm gonna call Delilah.

Hi!

- Yeah, you got Beauty
and the Beast.

♪ ♪

- Are you in your apartment?

- Mm-hmm. I just cleaned it.

- You did? Are we gonna... Can
you show us a little bit?

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh.
- Oh, cool.

- Nice.

- You want to see my... my sink?

- No. Ah!

Delilah Belle.
- You're a "Vogue" girl now,

so your kitchen's got
to be clean at all times.

- That's right.
- Your bed's got to be made.

Your kitchen's got to be
cleaned. No dust on the floor.

- Daddy...
- "Vogue" girls

have clean apartments.

Did you know that?
They're known for that.

- That's right.
- What are you guys up to?

- I'm shooting "Shooter"
next week.

- My arm hurts.

- I've got to match scenes
scene-for-scene

from six months ago...

- He's getting his hair cut.

- So I got to get my hair
cut to match it.

- Jonathan's coming.

I am so blown away
at the capabilities of Delilah.

Five, six years ago,

this was a kid that
could not leave the house.

- Love you.
- Love you. Bye.

- Bye. Love you.
- Proud of you.

All right. - She's insane.

- After having such anxiety

and being able
to move to New York,

live on her own, work,

I'm so proud of her.

- You're here. Let's do it.
- Hi.

- Hi. How are you?
- Good.

- You're looking good, man.
- I know.

- How are you?
- You know, I'm underdressed.

- You are.
- I am.

- I didn't know you were ready.
I see it.

This just needs a little love
right here, a little clean up,

and then just a little kiss
right here,

and then a tiny little
dusting here, and that's it.

- So we just talked to Delilah
in New York.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.
- How's Delilah?

- She's good.
- She's great?

- She's awesome.

Hasn't she come a long way?

- Now Amelia just booked
huge campaigns.

- Yeah, Amelia just did,
or just got,

the Hudson Jeans campaign...

- Unbelievable.

- For a year.
- What's going on with you...

- Well, let's see.
- And your girlfriends?

- They're pretty interesting
because I am not in the midst

of all of the drama
with these women

that I have been smack-dab
in the middle for three years.

- Yeah.
- My own doing.

- Well, why do you
suppose that is,

that you're not
in the midst of it?

- I know why I'm not,

because I decided to move on.

- Life's too short.
- Life's too short.

- Yeah.
- Exactly.

- Absolutely.
- There's, like, petty bullsh...

Going on that I am not
deeply invested in

in a way that I have to fight
for myself or anyone else.

These are big girls who can
take care of themselves.

- You're, like, the nicest
chick I've ever met in my life.

- That's a lot.
That's saying a lot.

- Definitely the nicest one
I've ever met.

- [laughs]

- And the smartest.
- Talented, beautiful,

sweet, wonderful,
great mother, great wife.

- This is your fan club here,
obviously.

I have to be honest, I am happy
that I'm not the center,

that I'm not the one
that everyone is talking about,

going after.

- So you're sort of the Yoda
of the group now?

- Obi Wan?

- Yeah. Just call me Yoda.

It's kind of miraculous.

- You have, like, an air
and light glowing.

- Wow. Love you.
Can you just stay here?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Jumping jacks.

- People still do these?

- Yeah.
- They do?

- Uh-huh.
- I'm more a hardcore than you.

Get your skinny ass
away from me.

- Come on. Come on. Come on!

[laughs]

- I used to work out
just to lose weight.

Then it became about health...

- Mental health for me.
- And then it became

about mental health.

Okay, good?

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- I will say I'm kind of
obsessed

with some of those bathing
suits from the fashion show.

- Well, Dorit has...

She has great taste.
She really does.

- They're really cute.
- I knew it would be great.

- How're you feeling?
What's going on?

- I'm feeling, uh... I mean,
you know, things are good.

I was a little torqued
about the other night.

I mean, I could've
handled it better,

but honestly,
no one's being honest.

I just snapped, and I left, and
I was like, "I can't do this."

- And have you talked
to anybody since?

- No.

But I'm gonna... I wanted to
invite everybody over to see,

you know, "American Woman."

I'm having you guys to watch
the "American Woman."

- Oh, no way.
- Yeah.

- We've got a lot of sh...
Coming up.

- A lot of stuff coming up.

- Here's the thing.
I think sometimes

everybody needs to stop

kissing everybody's ass
and be honest.

- And everyone sat there
like crickets. I was like...

- At that point... I mean,
truthfully, at that point,

and this isn't just because of
my past situation with Erika,

she could've said, "Dorit, stop.

"Kyle had... nothing Kyle said

ever got me
upset about Pantygate."

- Well, I could've handled it
better for sure.

I didn't have to... You know,

I was just like,
"Ugh, I'm done with these,

dumb talking in circles."

- Well, I think no matter what,
everybody is excited

'cause they want to support you,

so they're gonna put it aside.

Everybody wants
to see your show.

- I just have to get past my
frustration and clear the air,

because the truth is
I love everyone there.

I like everybody.
It's stupid, but...

- But I feel like there's
a... We're stuck in a situation

where at times
it's just exhausting

because nobody's actually
getting right to the point,

but you did the other night.

- Well, that's when they were
all dancing around the truth.

- The delivery may
have been a little...

- Yeah.
- But... I mean, just a titch,

but I agree with you
on what you were saying.

I 100% understand
why Kyle got upset.

I think Kyle and I deal with
our frustration pretty similar.

I may have a little cry.

She may have to flee
a fashion show,

but it both comes from
the same place... frustration.

One last run. We're gonna
invite the girls to your house.

We're gonna have fun. We're not
gonna argue, not one of us.

- No offense, but I'm running

to the Beverly Hills Hotel Cafe.

I'm running to the Polo Lounge!
- [laughs]

I'll win.

- Coming up...

- I can't reach anything.
- Oh, this is the best part.

- Every time I want something,
I'm like,

"Hold on. Let me get dressed."

- The struggle is real, Kyle.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[barking]

- Get him, Snoops.

- How're they doing?

- He doesn't look
that depressed for the moment.

- Where is she? Monroe?

- Over here.
- There she is.

Oh, my God. They seem
to be getting on well.

- They like roughhousing
together.

- That's what young people do.
They roughhouse.

This gorgeous dog
was an owner surrender,

but she was very, very sad,

so we brought her to our house

to try and cheer her up,

and we really spoiled her,

and we worked on her
for a few days,

and then she turned in
to this little pleasure chest.

I really want to keep her.

- I think you're right.
- But if we keep her,

I don't want
to call her "Monroe."

- Oh, right. Yeah, for sure.

- Hey, Monroe, come here.

Hey. They look perfect together.

I said I wouldn't.

They look perfect together.

I'm gonna call her "Binky."

- Really?
- I'm gonna call her

"Binky-Boo."

And who could resist this face?

Hey, Binks,
welcome to Villa Rosa.

[laughs]

She deserves to stay here.

Do you want to live here?
Binky-Boo?

Opening the dog rescue center

and the "Road to Yulin
and Beyond"

and losing Pink Dog and Pikachu,

it's just been
a lot to deal with,

and we just thought,
"You know what?

We just don't want
any more dogs for a while."

But adding Binky to the family
has brought us a lot of joy.

Cheers to Binky.

Let's make no mistake about it.

Kiki is still the king.

Keke, why are you wearing
such old scruffy pajamas?

Don't you know
there's a new girl in town?

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Where is everything?

I'm really happy that
while I was in Berlin,

Faye and Marissia

were getting everything
organized

and situated at the new house.

I told Faye that I don't want

to lose that old-world vibe.

I want to stay true
to the roots of the house,

but yet add that
modern feel to it.

Should I set this up
on this table?

- Where's that? Oh, totally.

I didn't even see that. - Right?

That's 'cause it just arrived
a half an hour ago, Glenn.

- So weird.
- Chloe, be quiet.

Stop being rude. [Chloe barks]

Chloe! Stop going
after River like that.

No! Don't be a bitch,

even though you are.

- Thank you so much.

Hello?

- Is it Timely Spice?

- It's Timely Spice.
- Hi, Timely Spice.

- Never late.

♪ ♪

- Wow. Thank you. Wow.

Are you kidding me?
Kyle, it is so gorgeous...

- Thank you.
- And it's huge!

- Look at your blouse.
- Hello?

- How are you?

- Kyle's house is beautiful.

It's like a kind
of romantic family house,

something like out of "Father
of the Bride" type thing.

It's really gorgeous.

- Hello.
- I love this place.

- Yeah?
- I love it. I love it.

- Oh, thank you.
- Hi, girls.

- How are you?
- Even though Kyle ruined

yet another night for me,

I'm always gonna be there
to support her.

- I don't have proper
champagne glasses.

Only three, and I don't
want anybody to get upset.

[both scream]

- I'm out of here!

- I know.

- What is this for?
- Well, it's not my house.

I don't know.

- Cheers to your fashion show.

When we left, it wasn't... We
weren't in such a great place,

but so now I guess
we're all feeling better,

so cheers to that.

- Thank you, girls.

- Cheers to "American Woman."

- Cheers, dear.
- Yes.

- Thank you.
- Whatever. Just it's...

- I will say that I feel bad

how we all ended
the other night.

That was a really important
night to you.

I'm s... You know, I do feel
bad the way it ended.

I was a little frustrated.

I'm sorry that it ended
like that, and...

- Kyle's frustrated
because she didn't feel

like I stood in for her.

- You could've shot it down
in two seconds, and...

- I'm sorry, sweetheart.
I was totally confused,

and I apologize for
leaving you out there,

but I know 100% you had
nothing to do with it.

We've never had an issue with
that, and we're never going to.

- Is that why you stormed out?

- I guess I would be
probably lying

if I said I wasn't pissed off,

but mainly I was hurt
and frustrated,

and I wanted to tell you guys
that because it was weird

that we were, like, you know,

all of a sudden here and acting
like it didn't happen,

so I'm sorry it ended like that.

I thought your fashion show
was amazing.

I think you did a great job.
I'm happy for you.

I'm proud of you,

and I feel like we cleared
that up that you said that now.

- Of course.
- I just, you know,

wanted just to say that
and move forward.

- Cool.
- Well, is there

anything else
you want to talk about?

- No.
- You need to support Kyle.

- I appreciate
that Kyle apologized,

but I feel like I need some time

to really think
about how I feel.

Do I have more things
I'd like to say to Kyle?

Yes, but I just don't have
any more fight in me.

- You guys want me to show you
the house really fast?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, for sure.

- Lisa for sure. Okay.

Down here is the theater,

but right now
it's holiday decorations.

- Ah.
- Is this the dining room?

- Yes. I'm doing a 14-foot long
quartz, lit-up quartz, table.

- Whoa.
- This is the living room,

which is still the furniture
from the last house.

This is all original from 1892.

- Wow.
- This is incredible.

- We chose to buy a new house

so that we wouldn't have
to go through a renovation,

but when you move in
to a new home,

you realize there're
still things you need to do

to make it your own.

This is gonna be wrought iron
with brass going up.

This is gonna be changed
actually on Friday.

And in order for this house
to feel like a home,

there are going to be things
I need to do to it.

- This is beautiful.
- Wow.

Look at this. This is amazing...

Like, a wrap-around balcony.

- Get out.
- Okay, here's my closet.

I can't reach anything.

- Oh, this is the best part.
- That's what I'm saying.

- But I can't reach anything.
Every time I want something,

I'm like, "Hold on.
Let me get dressed."

- The struggle is real, Kyle.

I mean, if I had
that many Birkin

that I needed to pile up
that high,

I guess
I'd need a stepstool too.

- Okay, who wants to see
"American Woman"?

- Me.
- I do!

- Let's go.

- Coming up...

- How do you think your sisters
will feel when they watch this?

- I... I hope excited.
They haven't seen it yet.

- Okay, who wants to see

- Okay, who wants to see
"American Woman?"

- I'm so excited.
- I can't wait.

- Who thinks they can be quiet
for 22 minutes?

- Oh, hold on a second.

- I've been in TV my whole life.

My first TV series
I was five years old,

and it was just a natural fit
to go behind the camera.

Here it goes.

What started out as an idea
five years ago,

now it's going to be
airing on television...

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

- Is a dream come true.

- Did you order?

- Oh, no, I'm not eating.

- I want to lose a few more
pounds before Steve's party.

I need to watch my figure.

- You're probably right.
The only thing Greg wants

to see fat on you
is your pocketbook.

- [laughs]

- We need to talk.

- About what?

- Your father is
with another lady,

and I wish I didn't have
to tell you this,

but I want you
to know the truth.

I don't want to lie to you.

A liar is the worst thing
you can be.

- This brings me back
to the memories

of my sister, my mom, and I

moving in
to a house without my dad.

Even as an adult, you block out
a lot of memories,

and then it's just
something will show,

and it'll trigger you,
and it'll make you emotional.

[all exclaim]
- What did they do?

- Wow.
- This is so good.

- Thank you.
- How do you think you sisters

will feel when they watch this?

- I... I hope excited.
They haven't seen it yet.

- Oh, wow.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- My mom was the glue
that held everybody together,

and then when we lost her,

I tried to be the glue, but...

doesn't always work.

♪ ♪

- Great job. It's really...

- I think you have a lot
to be proud of.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, thank you, guys.

I'm glad you guys got to see it.

I'm glad you guys saw it.
Thank you.

- Yay.
- So excited for you.

- Thank you for showing us. Wow.

- It was great. Really good.

- This year has been all
about changes, you know,

changes with my home
and with my friends.

Just because you have
an argument with a friend

or you don't agree with them,

doesn't mean you don't
care about them,

and I care about these women,

and in all this craziness,
I think they care about me too.

Thank you. Thank you.

- I'm so proud of you.
Really amazing.

- You guys have all been
very supportive. Thank you.

- So how was the reaction
to the fashion show?

- Oh, my God, the press's
reaction, unbelievable.

You all have pretty
little boxes on its way...

- Oh.
- Along with a request

for your measurements.

- That's top secret.

- I've learned it
is never too late

to get back in the game
and do what you love.

- Kyle needs an extra-large,
but we'll send it to my house.

I'll give it to her.

- It'll be... it'll be, like,
the best suit of your life.

- 'Cause you know, it never
really covers your ass

if it covers your tits.
See, you say that.

- I would never talk like that.
- Stop it.

I want us to hear it
in your British accent.

In the last few years,

I have felt that there
have been some injustices,

and I react to injustice,
and maybe right now

I'd feel like if there
is injustice going on,

it's not my job to confront it.

It's a hard lesson.

It's taken me a while
to figure it out,

but I do believed
I have learned it.

- If you want the right swimsuit

to cover your posterior

or your bosoms...

[laughter]

- So tell me about your book.
Is it done?

- It's gonna be great.

- It's got to be done
by Wednesday.

- Wednesday?
- Mm-hmm.

I've learned to say "yes"
to everything.

"Would you like to do this show?

"Yes, I would.
Would you like to go here?

"Yes, I would.

Would you like
to eat a whole pizza tonight?

Yes, I would."

And when you start to say
"yes," life starts to open.

"Oh, I don't know if this is
quite right. It's not the..."

(BLEEP) all of that.

"Yes, I'll do it," because
one day no one's gonna ask.

I said I wasn't...
I didn't want sugar,

and now I'm eating sugar.

- I think this is a port...

[British accent] This is a port
glass, I thought.

Becoming closer friends
with some women than others,

what I've learned about myself
is I am true to who I am.

I'll say, "I'm sorry"
if I make a mistake.

I'll call you out on it
if you hurt me.

I'm authentically me,
whether people like it or not.

- Here, this is for you.
- Oh, well, I will only drink

it out of a champagne...
Would you like the port glass?

- You know, there was
this beautiful dog

that was left at the center,

so Ken brought her home.

Oh, my God, this year
has been an arduous year,

emotionally more than anything.

I just didn't want
the friendship

between all of us
to get so complicated.

Every relationship is different,

and if everybody understood it,

maybe life would be
a little bit more simple.

Another one that looks like Ken.

- You always pick dogs
that look like you and Ken.

- I know.

- It's called narcissism.

- Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

- Everyone's got champagne

in a different kind of glass.

[laughter]

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