All language subtitles for Stuart Little 3 Call Of The Wild 2005

- Stuart, are you down there?

- Yeah, Mom, I'm here.
- Oh!

Thank goodness.
You had me worried.

It's okay.
He's down ¡n the basement.

- Have you finished packing?
- Yeah, Mom.

Did you remember
clean underpants?

Yes.

- Well, we're leaving in...
- Five minutes.

I'll be right there.

Yes!

Hey, Mr. Big Game Hunter...

You better_ ta ke those
batterles opt before you Cook him.

Hey, Snowbell. You all
ready for our vacation?

You call spending - the summer
in a capin In the woods a vacatlon?

I call ¡t cru_el and unusual
punishment.

Oh, come on. Don't you
hear the call of the wild?

Learning to live off the land,
exploring the woods.

Sleeping in the dirt, no air
conditioning, Lyme disease.

I hate to burst your bubble,
Daniel Boob, but it's dangerous there.

The closest you've been
to the woods

is the occ_asional whiff
of plne alr freshener.

You sound just
like Mom and Dad.

But I have instinctive,
natural abilities.

I mean, after all,
I am somewhat like a mouse.

Yo_u're also somewhat
IIke a mental case.

This summer is gonna be
a real turning point.

I'm gonna prove
to Mom and Dad

that I don't need them
watching my every step.

I can take care of myself.

I don't need to
be told what to do.

Stuart.

It's a long drive.
Did you go potty?

Mom!

The whole neighborhood
will hear yo...

I'm sure Davy
Crockett's mother

- asked him the very same question.

- Monty.
- Oh, man.

I didn't believe it.

Believe what?

Well, word _¡n the alle_y is
you are going camping.

Camping?

Now you're gonna
have to rough ¡t

just like the rest of us,
Mr. Fancy Pants.

That's malicious slander.

Well, then where
are you going?

Where? Well,
to...

Where? Yes, we're going... Oh,
we're going to a fancy resort.

It's the Hartz Mountain
Resort and Spa.

Sounds mee.

It's paradise.

AII-you-can-eat
kibble buffet,

whisker waxing,
pawdicure, tail grooming,

24-hour Animal Planet.

WOW

Hey, can 1 come?

Can you co...
Yeah, well...

- I don't know.
- Oh, come on, can I come? Please?

Hey, it's not me,
it's the Littles.

They don't exactly... Oh,
what am I trying to say here?

They don't like yo...

Well, I guess I know
when I'm not wanted.

Actually, you don't.
But you're learning.

Ancl I'll think of you when I'm
eating caviar for breakfast.

- And I'll think of you when I'm... Whoa!

Like taking
sardines from a kitten.

Time to go, Snow.

Given a choice,
I'd rather be at the vet.

Come on, come on. Yes!

Yes, yes, RO, “0-

We're on our way.

We should be at the lake
in two hours, 34 minutes.

Well, I'm forgetting
about time altogether.

I have nothing
on my calendar all summer

but lazy days
and carefree nights.

Hey, Mom, Dad?

I'm doing research
about Lake Garland.

There's a group there
called the Lake Scouts.

That's good, son.

1 wanna 30 m

- That's not so good.
- But it's totally cool.

They go rock climbing,
boating, exploring.

My, that sounds...
- Dangerous.

Oh, Mom, I'm not a baby.
I can handle it.

Oh, I don't know, Stuart.
Something could happen to yo...

But I want something
to happen to me.

Stuart, sweetie, I have to put
my foot down and say...

Yes!

It might do him some good. I mean,
I myself was a Lake Scout.

And a pretty
darn good one, too.

But he's too small.
Who will take care of him?

- Well, I will.
- Yeah.

- You mean...
- What ¡f I were there?

Watching him
every step of the way.

Wait. That's not quite what...

Every step?
- Every step.

- And George can join, too.
- No way.

I've got to get to Ievel 38
by the end of the summer.

Now, George, ¡t'II be a bonding
experience for us Little men.

Just testing your reflexes,
dear. And you passed.

Hmm.

You'll watch him every minute?

- Every minute.
- Y¡ppee!

- But there are rules.

What kind of rules?

Never wander off by yourself.
Never wander off wlth someone else.

No wandering, period.

Don't sit too close to the
fire. You'll burn yourself.

Don't sit too fa_r away from
the fire. You'll catch a cold.

Insect repellent ¡s a must.

Remember, mosqu¡to's bite
is bacter¡a's delight.

* I don't know
why it has to be

* The sky is blue
and the grass is green

* And I don't know
why It's really true

* That one plus one
always equals two

* X dom: Know so
X have to guess

* There may be times
when a no means yes

* And maybe, just maybe

* It doesn't really matter

* Hey, now look around

* Does anybody know
what's going down?

* Hey, now it's okay

* The worid keeps
spinning anwNay

* Hey, now why ask why?

* Low is low and high ¡s high

* Hey, now just let go

* It's all right
if you really don't know

* And I really don't know

It's going to need
some sprucing up.

I've seen cleaner
Iitter boxes.

There goes my summer
with nothing to do.

Well, it ¡s called
«roughing it».

A little too rough,
if you ask me.

'(eme a menear now,
Snowbe“.

Get with the program.

I don't like this program.

Where's the remote?

Nothing like
the great Outdoors, huh?

The great outdoors
should stay outdoors.

That's why they invented
doors. To keep the outdoors out.

- Can't wait to become a Lake Scout, huh, George?

Stuart, what's the cheat code
for infinite health?

A-B-B-X-Y.

Just in time. Thanks.

Come on, George,
get your head out of the game.

Look around you.
1 mean, you want adventure?

You never know what you'll
find out here in the woods.

Well, hello, Diggity!

What have we here?

I mean, wouldn't you
rather...

Little help?

Wouldn't you rather feel
the wind in your face

than just sit here
punching buttons all day?

No, too many bugs.

What about all the stuff
we could learn?

How to protect yourself
against wild animals.

Or how to find your way home
if you get lost ¡n the woods.

You can't get
lost in the woods

if you never go
into the woods.

Boy, you've got an answer
for everything.

- Yep.
- Look at ¡t this way.

Scouting will teach you how to
stand on your own two feet.

- Gesundheit.
- Gesundheit.

How to take care of yourself.
How to be a man.

You know, Stuart,
I'm just not into

this outdoorsy
stuff like you are.

- _ - I mean,
what wlll I get out of the Lake Scouts?

Hi. I'm Brooke.

- Hellb.

I'm Stuart, ancl this ¡s
my brother, George.

You guys gonna join
the Lake Scouts?

X am, but X don“: thmk
George wants to.

He's trying to get to level 38
on Cyberdon Rex.

Good luck without
the unlimited ammo code.

Unlimited?

X-X-Y-A-B-A-B-X.

Huh!

Whoa!
Totally cool.

So when's_that Lake
Scout sngnup? Tomorrow?

_-Is that a cat?
- Nothing gets by this one.

Better be careful with him.

- Why's that?
- The Beast.

The Beast?

Yeah, the Beast.

They say it can hear you from
the other side of the forest.

And when ¡t drinks from the lake,
the water drops a foot.

They say it can smell a drop
of blood five miles away.

So you better keep
your animals inside

because I hear
its favorite food is cats.

Huh?

See you around, Stuart.
George.

Boy, she's a piece of work.

She sure is.

Does she really
expect us to believe

some crazy
story about a beast?

I'll tell you one thing,
if there ¡s a beast,

it wouldn't stand a chance
ifl ran into it.

I'd kick him.
I'd tie it in a...

Let me know
how that works out.

- Snowbell, where are you going?
- To hide.

Before that Beast gets a whiff
of USDA Prime Snowbell.

Things weren't bad enough. Now
I have to worry about being eaten?

- Is there someone there?

The Beast!

No, no...

AII right.
Take me, you monster.

- Monty?
- You should've seen your face, pal.

It was priceless.

Glad to be
a source of amusement.

What are you doing here?

I stowed away in the trunk.

So this is the fancy resort?

Resort? Right.

Well, it Iooked much better
in the brochure.

- Oh, I can't believe you Iied to me.
- I didn't Iie.

I merely distorted
the truth to fit

the paradoxical
reality of the situation.

At least you weren't Iying.

Well, I'm glad you came,
but now you have to leave.

Leave? AII the way
back to New York?

How am 1
supposed to get there?

There's a new thing
called «walking».

Oh, man. I don't even know
why we're friends.

AII we ever do is fight.

Oh, no, I don't fight.
It's beneath me.

You, you're the fighter.
But...

Wait a minute.
You're the fighter.

Yeah, well, living on the streets,
you gotta be a fighter.

Rats and crows,
street sweepers...

Hey, you know what, old buddy?
I changed my mind.

Really? AII right.

Mi cabin es su cabin .

You can stay right here
under the porch

and keep an eye
on things for me.

- Um, what kind of things?
- You know.

Things that look odd,
or scary, or beastly.

Especially anything beastly.

I can't emphasize that enough.

And I will make sure your stay
with us ¡s comfortable.

When you get hungry,
just tap on this pipe here

and I'll bring you food.

- Cool._
- Monty, I'm countmg on yo...

You'll be my
first line of defense.

Hey, what do you mean,
«first line of defense»?

No, no. I said,
«Stay inside the fence».

Oh»,the fence». Right.

Right.
But there isn't any fence.

I was speaking metaphorically.

VVhoa!

I didn't know you spoke
another language.

Goodnight, baby.

Mom, I'm not a baby.

- George.
- Huh?

What?

Okay.

Look at them sleeping.

They've got
nothing to worry about.

I, on the other hand,
have to find a place to hide.

Cottontail, my fine,
fuzzy, flop-haired fellow.

How's the kids? AII 50
of them?

Ouch!

Okay, okay.
I'll talk to you later. Cool.

Beavie! Beave, hey!

Man, am I glad to see yo...

Don't even ask.

Come on, Beave.
I'll pay you back.

Oh, that'II be a first.

Xf X dom: Come through,
X am Beast chow.

Talk to the paw.

It's because I'm a skunk,
isn't it?

I guess you'll be asking me
to stand downwind next.

I'd like to ask him now.

If you ask me, somebody should
teach that Beast a Iesson.

Just once, just once, I'd like
to show that two-bit tyrant

the business end of my tail,
know what I'm saying?

Give him some of this.

- Beast?

Hey, Beast,
I was just talking about yo...

You are looking
beautiful tonight.

There's another_ beast out there going,
«Where's my baby?».

'
'

Well, never let ¡t be said
that Reeko comes empty-handed.

Aah, fiber.

Mmm...

Okay, now, I know it doesn't
look like much, but believe me,

there's a party
inside this bark,

and your taste buds are
invited. Ooh-ooh.

Or you could use it as a
fake moustache.

Oh, where did the Reeko go?
I'll go look for him.

You found me.

Mmm...

What do you say I pay you
double next full moon?

Hmm.

Okay? We're cool, right?

Yo, I am so sk...

Üoh!

Not good. Not good.

Oh!

You never heard
of closing the lid?

No swimming till
four hours after

eating or three
hours before eating.

And no swimming while eating.

Mom, I know the rules. I do.

I know. I'm sorry.

Just promise me you won't take
any unnecessary risks.

1 promvse.

Wa-hoo!

Unnecessary?

Mmm-hmm.

Let's go, George.
- Have fun, boys.

Don't worry about us, dear.

The Little men are completely
at home in the forest.

VVhoa!

Uh... Yup.

Isn't there someone
In charge here?

That would be me.

Do you know
anything about knots?

Is that the troopmaster?

Yeah, but he hasn't really
mastered the troops yet.

Oswald, a compass
is not a weapon.

Huh? Ow!

I'm Frederick Little,
and these are my sons.

- Stuart.
- HI!

And George.

Oh,
yeah. I'm Bicklemaster Troop.

I mean, Troopmaster Bickle.

Hey, Dad.

Are you gonna ask?

Oh. Of course, Stuart.

My boys were wondering
if they could join up.

- Why, sure.
- Yes.

Yes. Per article 17
of the Lake Scout Handbook,

- everyone is welcome.
- Yeah!

Great. And how about me?

Mmm, well,
there's no rule against it,

but don't you thmk youre a
“me too mg to be a scout'?

Well, I had some sort
of assistant position in mind.

But really, do I look like
I need an assistant?

- Ah!
Sorry.

Okay, I admit it.
I'm in way over my head.

Little, you've got the job.

Great!
How about a Scout shake?

No, 1 meant Scout handshake.

Okay, walk it, turn and up.

There you go.

Attention, scouts.

We'll start with
the skull assessment test.

I think that would be «skill».

Okay.
Well, that's different then.

The exceptional scouts will
get to wear the gold kerchief.

The intermediates
receive the blue.

And for those beginning
scouts who...

Need extra help?

Yeah.

The red shows up better
when they get lost.

Okay, you just need
to row your canoes

from the dock here,
over to the shore there.

This might be a problem.

I'm looking for how well
you control your craft.

Points will be taken off
for sinking and drowning.

Hmm.
Give this one a try, son.

Perfect.

Thanks, Dad.

Ready, set, go!

Come on!

You can do ¡t!

Oh!

What the heck was that?

Oh!

Wh...

Get out of here.

I'm being attacked by a shark!

Oh, no.
Oh, dear, I'm going down.

Shark!

Oh, this is it.

Goodbye, Mom and Dad,
and George and Snowbell, and Martha...

What are you
talking about, Stuart?

Yes! I made_ it.
How was my time?

- Could have been better.
- Good try.

I would have made it.
But there was this giant fish.

It was a shark.

And ¡t was pulling me
all around the lake.

Didn't you see it?

Maybe ¡t was
the Loch Ness monster.

Or Bigfoot.
Bigfoot doesn't swim.

He likes to be
called Sasquatch.

Whatever.

Sasquatch doesn't swim either.

Tonight, around this Lake
Scout campfire of burning logs,

we honor you by awarding
these kerchiefs.

EIwin.

Go, Elwin. Yeah.

- Brooke.
Yeah, Brooke.

George.

Well done, son.
Just like a Little.

- Stuart.
- Yeah?

Sorry there, Stuart.
You stay red.

Red?

Maybe next time.

Congratulations, scouts.

Tough day, huh, Stuart?

Yeah. Toughest one ever.

You know, son,
not everyone gets

a gold kerchief
their first summer.

- D¡d you?
- Well, Stuart...

Well, okay, I did.

But the point ¡s that
you try your best.

And that's what we Littles do.

It's only
the beginning of summer.

You'll have plenty
more opportunities.

Don't worry. I'm not
gonna stay red for long.

Hey, Dad...

I really love these talks.

Nice shot.

Aim. Aim. Yeah!

* I'm not afraid to fall

* I've fallen many times

* They Iaughed
when I fell down

* But I have dared to climb

* Not afraid to fall

* I know I'll fall again

* But I will win this
In the end

* Ifl get up I might fall
back down again

* So let's get up
C'mon

* Ifl get up I might
fall back down again

* But we get up anwNay

* Ifl get up I might fall
back down again

>|< Cmon

* -Get up
- C'mon...

You can do ¡t!
Come on, Stuart!

* Ifl get up
then I might fall

* Ifl get up
then I might fall

* Ifl get up
then I might fall

* We get up anyway

* Again

There you go. That's yours.

And yours.

Hey, Stuart. Shark!

- I'm just kidding.
- I got this one.

Dad.

Your mother
wouldn't be happy ¡f

I let you strain
your back, would she?

Everybody's supposed
to carry something.

Uh... Right.

Don't wrinkle
your nose, Stuart.

These little packages
pack quite a punch.

1 guess.

Here, a chocolate for later.

AII right, listen up.
One, two, three, eyes on me.

Ew!
- That's not all that's on him.

Okay, now remember, scouts, if
you get lost in these woods,

you're pretty much a goner.

No, no. He's joking, kids.

If you get lost,
hug a tree until we find yo...

Now, everyone should
pair up with a buddy.

No scout left behind.

Hi, wanna be buddies?

Hi. Hey.

Uh...

Hey, buddy, you have nothing
to worry about.

I'll be right behind yo...

I'll be walking in your
footprints the whole way.

I'll be like a shadow. Wherever you go,
I'll be there.

Hey, hey, wait up.
Wait for me.

AII right.
Tight lines, everybody.

George, try looking up.
The graphics are much better.

Great resolution.

Eyes straight ahead,
scouts. Keep up, keep up now.

Hey, guys. I can't get across.

Hey...

Hmm.

Don't worry. I'm okay.
No problem.

Ahh!

I'll catch up with you
around the next bend.

Dad. George.

Uh...

Oh, dear.

A little bit of water
never hurt anybody.

I can handle this.

Well, ifl get lost,
I'm supposed to hug a tree.

I didn't get lost, I got left.

Okay. Okay, Stuart,

you wanted adventure,
here's your chance.

You just have to find
your own way back.

Okay, let's see. The sun is there,
and we came from that way,

so the scouts must be...

No, wait.
No, if they were there...

No, they were over there.

So I should be there.
But I'm not there, I'm here.

Where am I?
I don't know where I am.

- Hey, can anyone hear me?

A good scout should
assess the situation.

Hmm.

CreepY-

Okay, okay, Stuart, calm down.
There's nothing out there.

Before you know it,

you're gonna
start believing there

really is a bloodthirsty,
ferocious...

Hello?

Hey, ¡s somebody here?

Beast!

Beast? Where? No, no, please!

Me? Yeah, that's right.

I'm the Beast, believe that.

I'm big and I'm mean, and I'm
all sorts of scary. Yeah.

Actually, you're not as scary
as I thought you'd be.

Oh.

Well, that's because
I'm not in a scary mood today.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

In fact, what the heck,
I won't even eat you today.

- Yo_u won't?
- I'II Just say...

Grr.

Yeah.
This, on the other hand...

Hey, wait a minute.
That's mine.

Oh, no, no, no.

- It was yours.
- That's mine.

Now it's the Beast's.

Who, remember
my little friend, is me.

Mmm.

It's the survival
of the fittest, dude.

That's the way the
Beast rolls.

Yo, something stinks.

Mmm, and it's not me.
The Beast!

You're not the Beast, are you?

You're quick, kid.

You have better
pickup than my car.

- You drive a car?

That was awesome.

Awesome?

Man, you were running and dodging,
and swinging and sliding, and...

Yeah, yeah,
I recall some of that.

You are, like, the ultimate.

You are so cool.

Yo, I've been called a lot of things,
but never «cool».

Oh, yeah. I mean, that Beast
had nothing on yo...

Yeah, it's true.
I don't sweat that Beast none.

I mean, frankly,
if you weren't there, kid,

me and that Beast
would've had

a throw down,
a serious tussle.

And then,
it would have been...

Face fu“ of stmk.

«Oh, no! Please, Reeko,
don't hit me there!».

Bam! Been like, «No,
Beast». «Please, Reeko!».

- Reeko?
- That's my name, kid.

R-E-E...

Oh...
Reeko.

Stuart. Stuart Little.

Nice to meet you,
Stuart, Stuart Little.

Listen up. This is a beehive.

You can tell by its pale
coloring it is abandoned.

Actually,
I'm afraid you're wrong on this one, too.

Nonsense, Little. Watch.

Ym not sure 1 can.

Wow. You really know your way
around these woods.

Mmm-hmm. Nothing goes down in
this forest without me knowing about it.

- What was that?

How would I know?

Oh, it's a man being stung
in the butt by a million bees.

Obviously, I knew that.

In the butt.

Well, I guess
I gotta get going.

Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, you know, I'm busy.

I got lots of friend stuff
to take care of.

Lots of friends. I got folks coming
over and everything. I'm busy.

Oh.

- Okay, I'll see you.
- Yep, later.

- Bye.
- I'm busy. Busy, busy...

It was beautiful.

Hey, Stuart.

George, I can explain.

That was kind of cool, huh?

Yeah,
I never saw anything like it.

Come on, let's go.

They didn't miss me at all.

And what else? I replaced
several shingles on the roof,

changed the washers
in the faucets,

and weather-stripped
the windows.

Really?
You did all that today?

Mmm-hmm.
And some painting.

Oh, and as I was
plastering the wall,

I could see
the electrical was shot.

So I replaced the wiring, too.

What happened to
«lazy days and carefree nights»?

Mmm, fight after
1 fimsh the gazebo.

Gazebo?

- I drew up the plans this afternoon.
- Oh.

Nothing too extravagant.

Just big enough to hold
the picnic table I built.

Well, as long as
you're having fun.

Oh, I am.

How about you boys? Are
you having fun with the Scouts?

- Uh, ¡t-'ÉJÉ-Hïzllfle' hard.

My natural abilities
haven't exactly kicked in yet.

Do you have new friends
who could help you?

Actually, I do.

- He's the best. And he knows everything.
- Mmm? Oh.

Reeko? Hey, Reeko?

Where are you?

Mmm. Must not be here.

Yo, Stuart, my man.

You lost again?

Because look, I am not running
a day care service here.

I'm npt lost.
I was looking for yo...

Looking for me?

No one ever looks for me.

Do 1 owe you money?

Look, I need to earn
the gold kerchief.

Hmm?

It's a Scout thing.

I thought maybe you could
teach me that cool stuff you do.

- L¡ke climbing and tracking, and...
- What?

You want me to teach you the ms and cuts,
the ups and downs?

What I have cannot be taught.

- Mmm-mmm.
- I'II pay yo...

Cannot be taught overnight.

* Yo, little man

* You want me to ¡mpart
all my knowledge upon you?

* Listen very carefully
Check this out

* So you wanna get down
and be like me?

* Well, you got
a long way to go

* So you wanna be down
But it's clear to me

* You need to hang
with your man Reeko

* I got a Ph.D in forestology

* Yo, man, the woods
are my hood

* You're a beginner
You don't wanna be a dinner

* If you stick with me
it's all good

* Sing!

* Listen to Reeko
No one knows all that he knows

* He's the skunk with the funk

* That's me

>|< FunkY

* He's got savoir faire

* Coming out my derriere

* -Because Reeko's...
- Funky

* He's so classy

* Someümes gassy
but 1 dom care

* -Because Reeko's...
- Funky

* -I'm a bad brother skunk!
- Hold your nose

* Say what?
I'm just talking about Reeko

* Eh-uh-ah-ow!

* So you wanna be a big man?
Put some bump in your jump

* A glide in your stride

* So you gotta be cool, man

* When you hear.

* You better be
the first to hide

* I know the hot spots
where they got good grub

* Man, you better listen to me

* -You like insects? I love them bugs...
- NO! EW!

* Yo, I mean grubs, Iiterally
Sing, giris

* Listen to Reeko
No one knows all that he knows

* He's the skunk with the funk

* That's me

>|< FunkY

* He's got savoir faire

* Coming out my derriere

* -Because Reeko's...
- Funky

* He's so classy

* Someümes gassy
but yo, 1 don't care

* -Because Reeko's...
- Funky

* Being funky
hey that's my duty

* Y'all move out the way
Stuart, move, man

* I gotta move my booty
Hey

* Listen to Reeko

* Better listen to Reeko

* No one knows
all that he knows

* He's the skunk with the funk
The smelly, smelly hunk

* AII this junk ¡n my trunk
That's me

* Reeko!

You know, Reeko,
I'm really having a good time this summer.

I'm learning a lot.

Thaïs why you DEN me-

Yeah, sure.

Well, gotta go.

Watch out for that.

Well, see you tomorrow, Reeko.

- Hey, Stuart.
- Yeah?

- You did good today, bro.
- Thanks, bro.

Hello. Hungry.

AII right, all right.
I only have four Iegs.

That Monty's
got some appetite.

Oh, no.

Snowbell, I'm sorry,
we're out of cat food.

Mr. Little will be back in
an hour with the groceries.

I've got to do something
about those pipes.

Huh?

'
'

Mmm.

Hey, where you been? I've
been banging for 10 minutes.

Yes, well, there's a slight
glitch in room service.

The food won't be here
for an hour.

Well, okay.

I knew you'd understand.

I'll go find my own grub.

Huh?

Monty.

Monty, what are you doing?

I'm getting some grub.
You want some?

You can't go.

You don't know
what's in that forest.

Mmm, squirrels, bunny rabbits,
a monkey or two.

No, no. There's a...

- Monkey?
- Yeah.

Cute, furry monkeys
live in the forest.

Everybody knows that.

- I'll a_cidress that
misconceptlon at a later date.

There is a Beast
in that forest!

Yeah, right.

This from a guy who doesn't
believe in forest monkeys.

How could you be so selfish?

If you get ripped Iimb from Iimb,
who's gonna look out for me?

Dead cat walking.

You're looking pretty coclq/
for someone ¡n your situation.

That Beast's
got nothing on me.

Guess we'll see tonight.

Tonight?

Monty?

Boy, am I glad you're back.
I was so worried.

I thought for sure you'd
been eaten by the...

Skunk.

Yo, relax, powder puff. I'm
here for Stuart. He around?

Stuart?
And you know him how?

What do you mean»,how»?

You don't think
we could be friends?

Reeko?

Hey, Stuart. My man!

Yo, I was just
telling this dustmop...

What are you doing here?

What do you mean,
what am I doing here, man?

Oh, you're embarrassed
to be seen with a skunk.

Huh? No, I...

Well»,NO, I» what?

My parents don't exactly know
I've been sneaking off.

Oh, I get it.

Hey, listen, yo,
I need a favor.

How about an advance
on the next Iesson?

Could you scrounge
something up for me?

Stuart!

Oh, man. My parents.

I'll try to get what I can
for you right after dinner.

Look, I got better
things to do

than to hang around under
the porch until you finish dinner.

No, I meant after you have
dinner with us.

No, no.
Look, don't even tr...

Huh? For real?

And no lie?

You really want me to sit down
with your family?

Yo, and I thought you were...

I've never been invited
anywhere before.

This is big!

Mom, Dad, I want you
to meet my friend, Reeko.

- A kltty cat.

Ha...

Hello there, Reeko.

Glad to meet yo...

Well, aren't you adorable?

Mom, I invited him for dinner.
Is that okay?

Huh.

It's, uh...

It's getting stuffy ¡n here.
I think I'll open a window.

Thanks, Mom. Great dinner.

- No.
- Uh?

Like this.

Oh. Got it.

- Oh.

So, Stuart,

where did you
and Reeko meet?

Where? Well...

Maybe I should tell them.

Yeah, Reeko, you go ahead.

Well, it was like this.

1 was just...

Oh.

And then, look at him now.

Well, I guess that
just about covers it.

- Right, Stuart?
- Yep.

Yep, it sure does.

- Huh.

Okay, Reeko. Thanks for
stopping by. I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, maybe I'll see you
tomorrow, too.

I've got some food for you.
It's right over here.

I hope this ¡s enough.

It'II have to do. You know,
Stu, you all right.

Gee! Thanks.

No, man. I really mean it.

You're the only
one I ever met

that didn't run for
the hills when you saw me.

You didn't judge me,
and that goes a long way.

I tell you what,
next favor, it's on me.

- Ha.
- Yeah. Well, keep it real, man.

I will.

Bye.

Oh man, who am I kidding?
I owe the Beast way more.

That much food just doesn't
appear out of nowhere.

Ooh...

Slap my tail
and call me stinky.

Ugh! Are you still here?

- No, 1 was just
gomg off to the party.

- Party?
- Who told you about the party?

- Know what, Snowflake?
- It's Snowbell.

I'd love to get you in,
but it's A list only.

Very exclusive.
You have to be cool.

Well, I'm very good
at charades.

Ooh, that counts. It starts when
the _moon rises In the clearing,

just on the other side
of those trees.

Oh, no. Forget it. There's a Vicious,
cat-eating beast out there.

Oh, yeah. Right, right.

You gonna believe
that fairy tale?

What do you mean?

Cowbell, baby.

Did you ever see
this so-called Beast?

Uh, no. Not exactly.

Me either, kid.
And I live out there.

Dude, you'd think I'd run
across this Iegendary Beast

once or twice, right?

1 guess.

And let me ask you, bro.

Do you think all the animals
would be getting together,

getting their groove on
at night, in the woods

if this supposed Beast
actually existed?

Now that you mention it,

that kid who told us that
story did look a little shifty.

Eh.

- Can I bring anything?

Just yourself. You are
definitely gonna add some flavor.

Now, remember,
tell them Reeko sent yo...

And don't mention
this to Stuart.

No dis,
but he's not hip like yo...

I do have sort of
a subtle hipness, don't I?

Mmm-hmm.

Don't worry,
my lips are sealed. At least until tonight.

Huh?

Where's he going?

* -B¡g man
- Big man

* Big man on the block...

Hello. I am Snowbell
of the Manhattan Bells.

* Big man...

Reeko sent me.

* On the block

* Yeah, I'm the big man

* Big man

* Big man on the block

* The big man
on the block...

Reeko sent me.

Do you enjoy charades?

* I'm the man with
the biggest walk...

That's it. Walk right on in.

I hope
the Beast likes take out.

Have no fear,
the party ¡s here.

Name's Snowbell.
Just in from the city.

New York City.

- Rubes.

Snowbell?

Where are you?

They probably think
I'm crashing the party.

Hey, guys, it's all right.
I'm on the A list.

He's on the menu.

Reeko sent me.

Ah, they were
probably the caterers.

It's the Mount Everest
of edibles.

Snowbell?

Time for this cat to pig out.

Now, this is what I call
a food pyramid.

Ooh, all my favorite
food groups are here.

Snowbell! Oh, dear.

Pizza, donuts. Oh, yeah.

Get out of there!

Top of the worid, Ma!

Hang on, Snowbell. I'm coming!

I gotta go get help.

You're making a huge mistake.

I will give you
such a hairball.

You'll hack and
cough for weeks.

- Rise and shine.
- Good morning, boys.

Mom, Dad.

Snowbell and I were out ¡n the woods,
and the Beast got him.

- Nightmare.
- Nightmare.

No, no, it's real.
We gotta save him.

Sounds like quite a dream.

But it wasn't a dream.

Come on downstairs
and have breakfast.

«Gemge?
.Huh?

- What?
- I need your help.

You don't wanna eat me.
I taste terrible.

I should know,
I Iick myself every day.

Don't speak.

- Your fur ¡s so soft.
- Uh-huh.

It's not like the other
animals in the forest.

Theirs is coarse with burrs.

But yours is clean and silky.

Well, I do try my best
mmmmmdm

- Regular tongue baths and good grooming.

I have
different plans for yo...

Madam, 1 had no mea.

I mean, it's not that you're
entirely unattractive.

And I'm not opposed
to a summer fling, per se.

I just don't think
it would work out.

I don't want yo...

I want your fur.

Well, thank goodness, beca...

- My fur?
- Mmm-hmm.

For a rug.

It gets cold here
in the winter.

Gee, as much as I'd love to help
out with your home decorating,

I'm rather
attached to my fur.

That won't be a problem
much longer.

Wait, wait. Maybe you could...

Fatten me up for a while.

Yeah, you'd 'nave a mgger rug.
More spadous.

Hmm, you're right.

Uh.

Eat.

Ew, what is this?

Eat or be eaten.

Ugh!

Don't you have
anything in a can?

Guys, guys. We need to
organize a search party right away.

- What happened?
- It's Snowbell. He's been kidnapped.

- Now, Stuart.
- You gotta believe me!

- Who took him?
- The Beast.

- The Beast?
- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, come on.
- Watch out behind yo...

Tell them, Brooke.

Oh, Stuart.

That was just
an old campfire story.

I was just messing with you.
The Beast isn't real.

Yeah,
a phony, just like Stuart.

- Can't believe he fell for that.
- Loser.

I'm telling you the truth.
Snowbell's in big trouble.

Really? Was he taken
by the shark?

Sorry, Stuart.

Now what am I gonna do?

Just forget about it.

He'II be back
once he gets hungry.

I gotta help Snowbell.

* We're all living
in a worid so scary

* Can you find
a place to hide?

* You come unraveled
when the bones are rattled

* In the closet of your life

* Will you fit tomorrow

* When the Shadows
come to light?

* It's never fun
to be the only one

* To keep us safe 'meme

* Here I come
to save the worid

* Enter hero of the day

Dear George, I have gone to
the other side of the lake

to save Snowbell
from the Beast.

Please tell Mom and Dad
not to worry.

P.S. You were a good brother.

P.P.S. If I don't come back,
you can have my car,

You wanna go
around the lake again?

Sure.

Hey, guys, wait for me.

Hi, George. Want to be
my buddy on the hike today?

- Su re.
- Sweet.

Need a hand?

- Whoa!

Thanks for the hand.

No problem.

Reeko, where are you?

Reeko!

Yo, hey, Stuart.
What brings you here, man?

The Beast took Snowbell.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Wow, he was a great guy.
Let's tal_ 00:53:28,866
Okay, done.

I'm sure we'll all miss him.
Take care now.

We gotta save him.

That's nuts.

Not if we do it together.

Yo, now you are
really talking crazy.

I'm staying as far away
from the Beast as I can.

But you said
you don't sweat the Beast.

Yeah, yeah, Stuart.
I said that. Listen carefully.

I was Iying.

Lving?

Yeah, 1 do that.

Ym 'ms': a skunk.

A rotten, unpopular, smelly,
freeloading skunk.

Ask anyone, they'II tell you.
I'd never fight the Beast.

That was somethmg
1 iust sam so, you know...

You'd like me.

Well, I liked you anyway.

Reeko, I'm going.
With or without yo...

Then...

Then I'd say it's without me.

Oh! Stuart. Wait up, will you?

Snowbell's history, man.

There's nothing you can
do for him now.

Stu, why don't you
listen to me?

Because it's my fault.

I saw him, but I didn't
get to him in time.

Dude, you weren't
the one who sent him

strakght 'mio
the jaws of the Beast.

Sent him? Wait a minute,
What do you mean»,sent him»?

Listen, Stu...

I can explain.

And I thought
you were my friend.

Why would you do that?

It's complicated.

The Beast ¡s a cruel,
heartless monster.

She doesn't care about
anybody but herself.

Then you two must have
a lot in common.

Stu, slow down.

Slow down and think
about what you're doing.

It's too risky, man.

When it comes to friends,
sometimes you gotta take a risk.

Kid's got a point.

What y'all looking at?

Any of you wanna join him?

I didn't think so.

- Come on._
- You can do It.

Pull!

Pull!

Oh, bee.

Bee! Bee!

Man, EIwin. You rock.

- Come on, scouts. Time to scrub the toilets.

Who's excited?

Hddk.

And what do you have
to say about this?

Scouts do not Iitter.

Remember, take only memories,
leave only footprints.

VVhoa!

That's really high.

Hey, you up there.

Can't we talk this over?

You don't have to kill me.

I'll be a good rug.
I'll just lie real flat.

I won't moye
a muscle all winter.

- Pathetic.

Little high, Little low.

Little hey, Little ho.

Honey, please.

Nqt i_n _front of the scopts.
DIminishes my authority.

Be careful.
You'll lose that.

Hey, where's Stuart?

I thought he was with yo...

Now, sweetie, I'm sure
he's perfectly safe.

- Stuart!
- Stuart!

Stuart, are you here? Stuart!

Stuart, where are you?

Stuart?

Huh?

Uh.

I'd know that sound anywhere.

Snowbell, are you all right?

- Snowbel_I?
- I'm so dellrlous, I'm hearing voices.

Great, now I'm hallucinating.

Snowbell,
step through the loop.

Well, at least I conjured up
a mirage with a plan.

Yeah.

Am I glad to see yo...

You look like
my friend Stuart.

Only much braver
and better looking.

I will call you Larry.

Snap out of it.

Ow!

- Stuart? It is you. What are you doing here?

And what have you done
with Larry? Larry! Larry!

Come on,
we gotta get out of here.

- Son, are you in there?
Stuart!

- Stuart!
- I can't find him.

Stuart, where are you?

Stuart, honey.

I haven't seen him.

Oh, no.

Stuart's gone into
the forest alone.

Listen up.

We gotta take this search
party to the other side of the lake.

Now, now, hold on a second.
Isn't this a bit much?

If you ask me,
I'd say your boy ¡s

just looking for
a little attention.

What's that supposed to mean?

First, we had the shark
in the lake story.

Now, it's a beast
in the woods story.

What's next here?
Sasquatch?

Let's get one thing straight.

If my son says
there's a beast out there,

then, by golly,
there's a beast out there.

Yeah. My brother's not a liar.

What about «no
scout left behind»?

Yeah. She's right.

Come on, Stuart's one of us.

Okay, all right.

Well, I guess it'II give me a
chance to try out my new GPS.

Why am I seeing killer robots
in lava fields?

Okay, listen.

Scouts, my boy is lost in the
wopds. We're wasting time.

You, you go with Mr. Little.
This group, come with me.

Fan out and cover as much
ground as POSSIDIE.

I love it when
she does that.

- Come on.
- Let's go.

- Carefu_I. The Beast
IS sleeplng out there.

She must've left.

And I say good riddance.

What a nut job.

Do you know what she wanted
to do with my fur?

I'm reporting her to PETA.

Run!

1 dom thïnk so.

I need you here.

He really ties
the cave together.

Let him go or
I'll let you have it.

- Ym shahng.
- 1 wamed yo...

Packs quite a punch.

Great form,
top-notch execution,

but too much
splash upon entry.

Overall, I give a 9,5.

- Let's get out of here.
- I'm right behind yo...

Stu.

Stuart wasn't making it up.

Well, you know, that might not
have been an animal roar at all.

It could easily have been
some kind of avalanche.

Does that look
like an avalanche?

- He's a goner.
- Poor Stuart.

- Poor guy.
- He's a goner.

Stuart, buddy,
you were my first

real friend,
and I did you wrong.

Well, is that Reeko
actually thinking

about someone
else for a change?

Yeah. Yeah, Stuart had
the right idea.

I should've had the Courage to
stand up to the Beast a long time ago.

Maybe none of it
would've happened.

There isn't one
of y'all here

that I haven't begged,
borrowed or mooched from.

Rabbit, that thing
with your carrots,

I didn't know you
needed them to see.

And, Beaver,
about the overbite jokes, I'm sorry.

But, guys,
look. Maybe together we have a chance.

I don't know about y'all,
but I'm sick

and tired of living
in fear of that Beast.

It's time that we got together
and we did something, y'all.

Who's with me here?

Sounds good, but...

You know, it's just too rislql.

This little dude once told me
that when it comes to friends,

sometimes you got
to take a risk.

I'm gonna go
save my friend.

With or without y'all.

- Don't go!
- You'II never be able...

...to fight
the Beast yourself.

The Beast ¡s catching up.

Snowbell, I got a plan,

but_I can't do ¡t
wlthout yo...

I don't know how much
I got left in me.

- Is your heart still beating?
- A little.

Good. Becaus_e we need to start
pulllng roots, leaves and branches.

We're Iandscaping?

Forgive me if I'm not
overwhelmed with confidence.

We give up. You win.

Oh,
come on. Don't give up the chase just yet.

I was having such fun.

We can't run anymore.

It's true. Look at me.
I'm in no condition for this.

A trap?

Oh, no.

Clever.

- Uh!

But not clever enough.

AII right, lady,
don't make_me get tough wlth...

So I'm trying to decide.

Should I eat you ¡n one bite,
or should I knock you around first?

You know how we cats
like to play with our food.

Yo, Beast.
- Huh?

Back it up.

You ca me.

That's right, little man.

Yo, Beast,
you wanna eat them,

you're gonna have to
go through me first.

Ridiculous. You're so small.

Hoyv could you
possibly stop me?

He's got backup.

I'm with Reeko.

Me, too.

- Me, too.
- You're not so scary now, are you?

Yeah, look at yo...

Come on, everybody.

Aw, what's the matter,
kitty cat?

Scared of a little old skunk?

You wouldn't.

Talk to the butt.

Reeko.

Squirrel, go. Beave, go.

Here, kitty, kitty.

You need to pack that.

Hey, stink face.

I can smell you,
can you smell me?

Hey, Beast. I'm over here.

Look at Stuart.

Your decorating days are done.

Yeah, you did ¡t!

- Where's Stuart?
- He was here a second ago.

- I just saw him.
- Where is he?

Hi.

Need a hand?

Stuart.
Stuart.

Stuart.
Hey, over here.

- Stuart!
- Whoa!

Stuart!

Stuart! Wow, awesome.

Stuart, honey,
get away from the Beast.

Oh, Mom, she can't
hurt anyone now.

Or ever again,
thanks to my man, Stuart.

Ranger One inbound
to the zoo. We got a stinker here.

- - We're
gonna have to dart ¡t and shave it.

This one needs a bath.

Congratulations,
son. You've earned that gold kerchief.

You've made me troud
to be your poopmaster.

Wow. Thanks.

- Hey, little guy.
- AII right!

Can I be your
buddy next summer?

And I'd like to apologize
for ever doubting Stuart.

He's quite extraordinary.

That's our boy.

No, that's our little man.

Oh, Mom.

Monty, is that you?

Yep, in the flesh.

I thought the Beast got you.
Where have you been?

Just over the hill.

Oh, ¡t was everything
you said ¡t would be.

What are you talking about?

The Hartz
Mountain Resort and Spa.

Awesome. Massage, food,
pampering. It was heaven.

If it was so good,
why'd you leave?

Well, it closed
for the season.

Well, gotta go hide.
Hope I still fit.

Mmm-mmm.

I'm gonna miss you, George.

You won't forget me, will you?

No way.

Here, I want you to have this.

And ¡f you need any help,
I know all the shortcuts to every level.

- You can call me at this number
or text message me at this one.

And that's my email address,
my website,

my user name and password.

Wow.

Thanks.

Well, I only have
one thing for yo...

Sweet.

So you out of here, huh?

I just wanted to thank you
for everything.

This summer turned out
better than I hoped.

Reeko, coming tonight?

Can't start without yo...

'(ou got a few menús
to keep you company.

Yeah. Funny thing, though.

I always thought they didn't want
me around because I was a skunk.

Well, you know,
it turns out they didn't

want me around
because I was a Jerk.

But all that's changed,
thanks to you, little man.

Glad I could help.

- Stuart, time to go.

Come on, honey.

Yeah, okay.
I'll be right there.

Yo, you take care.

Yeah.

You, too.

Hey, Stuart.

I'm gonna miss you, bro.

I'm gonna miss you, too.

* So you wanna get down
and be like me

* Well, you got
a long way to go

* So you wanna be down
But it's clear to me

* You need to hang
with your man Reeko

* I got a Ph.D in forestology

* Yo, man, the woods
are my hood

* You're a beginner
You don't wanna be a dinner

* If you stick with me
it's all good

* Sing!

* Listen to Reeko
No one knows all that he knows

* He's the skunk with the funk

* That's me

>|< FunkY

* He's got savoir faire

* Coming out my derriere

* -Because Reeko's...
- Funky

* He's so classy

* Someümes gassy
but 1 dom care

* -Because Reeko's...
- Funky

* -I'm a bad brother skunk!
- Hold your nose

* Say what?
I'm just talking about Reeko

* Eh-uh-ah-ow!

* So you wanna be a big man?
Put some bump in your jump

* A glide in your stride

* So you gotta be cool, man

* When you hear.

* You better be
the first to hide

* I know the hot spots
where they got good grub

* Man, you better listen to me

* You like insects?
I love them bugs

* Yo, I mean grubs, Iiterally
Sing, giris

* Listen to Reeko
No one knows all that he knows

* He's the skunk with the funk

* That's me

>|< FunkY

* He's got savoir faire

* Coming out my derriere

* -Because Reeko's...
- Funky

* He's so classy

* Someümes gassy
but yo, 1 don't care

* -Because Reeko's...
- Funky

* Being funky
hey that's my duty

* Y'all move out the way
Stuart, move, man

* I gotta move my booty
Hey

* Watch me
Hey

* Watch out for the ta“, now
'gust watch me

* Reeko

* Just make it skunky

* -Ca_n I take it to the bridge? Stuart...
Huh?

* Can I take ¡t to the bridge?

* Stuart, you are so square
Come on, giris

* Listen to Reeko
No one knows all that he knows

* Don't suppose
that your nose knows

* More than Reeko
the pro's nose

* So just listen to Reeko

* Better listen to Reeko

* No one knows
all that he knows

* He's the skunk with the funk
He's a smelly, smelly hunk

* AII this junk ¡n my trunk
That's me

* Reeko!

* Thank you very much
Hey!

* If your head keeps spinning

* Because someone else
IS wlnning

* And you lost
in a game of chance

* Where every time you make
a little decisión

* It's like nuclear fissión

* Life explodes
right ¡n your lap

* Now's the time to stop
Look around

* Get both feet on the ground

* Dig the view
Take your foot off the gas

* You're moving way too fast

* '(ou dom need to worry

* Slow down
hey what's the hurry?

* Take your time, baby
just relax

* And don't look back
Forget about tomorrow

* Right now ¡s where it's at

* And dom you know
that you are fight on track

* And time ¡s only borrowed

* And you know
wherever you are

* Is where it's at