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And now on Mr. Young...
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- [Principle Tater]
- Where's my office again?
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This map of Western High
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is of no use to me!
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[yelps]
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Derby!
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What are you doing?
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I was napping.
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- I have shop, and I figured
- it was canceled.
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Why?
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Because Mr. Manx
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lost an arm and a leg...
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in that real estate scheme...
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and decided to end his life...
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here at Finnegan...
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and moved to Africa
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to help children...
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- where he was attacked
- by a lion?
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- What? That's the end
- of the story.
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He's dead.
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That's terrible!
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I was enjoying that story.
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Anyway, shop class
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is not canceled.
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You have a new teacher...
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Mr. Pickles!
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Derby!
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Nice to "saw" you!
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"Saw me"?
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Did I say "saw"?
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I meant... saw.
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He seems nice.
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Anyway, I'll be
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in your hammock.
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[saw buzzes]
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[whimpers]
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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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Preston Pickles?
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You're my new shop teacher?
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Yep.
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How you been? Good?
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- I bet you've been
- better than I've been.
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I was ruined by that whole
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Hair Today debacle.
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Ruined?
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Ruined, I tell ya, ruined.
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I lost everything.
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I had to take this job
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as a high school shop teacher.
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I've been living out of my car
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- and eating nothing but
- beef jerky pants.
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I'm down to this
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last pair of shorts.
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You don't blame me
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for any of that, do you?
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No. Old news!
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- Preston Pickles
- does not hold grudges.
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- He doesn't?
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- Not this guy.
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- You think if I'd held grudges,
- I'd have taken a job
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Where I'd have to
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see you every day?
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Probably.
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You couldn't be more wrong.
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- Why would anyone want
- to be this close
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To their mortal enemy?
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"Mortal enemy"?
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Figure of speech...
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like "bane of my existence,"
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or "person I'm going to kill."
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Aah!
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Wow. You'd think
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you'd never seen a man
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eat his pants before.
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[smooching]
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Oh, sorry!
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New girlfriend, Derby?
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Girlfriend?
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Don't put any ideas in her head.
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We're just kissing.
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[smooching]
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why are you kissing a pig?
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- I found out one of my teachers
- is plotting to get rid of me.
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What? Tater and I were just
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chatting about possibilities.
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Anyway, that still
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doesn't explain the pig.
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Or the kissing of the pig.
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You call yourself a scientist.
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A lot of diseases
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come from pigs,
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and I'm trying to get a disease.
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- If I'm sick, I don't
- have to come to school,
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- And Mr. Pickles won't
- be able to hurt me.
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The pig's name is Mr. Pickles?
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No! My shop teacher's name
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is Mr. Pickles.
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This isn't a boy pig.
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- I wouldn't put
- a boy pig in a dress.
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That'd be weird.
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[smooching]
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Finnegan!
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Finnegan!
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Hope someday we win again!
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[cheering]
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[chicken clucking]
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Bock-bock-bock!
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[clucking]
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Mr. Tater, can we
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talk about this?
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Our school mascot
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is a fried chicken.
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So?
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It sends an
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unhealthy message.
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I mean, just look at
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our track team.
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Well, they don't win a lot,
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but the end-of-year banquet
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is very well attended.
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- No, there's no way
- I'm going to that shop class!
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- Derby, resistance is...
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- Futile?
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Actually, it's the force
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that tends to oppose motion
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until it is released!
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Whoa!
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Oh, good!
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Derby!
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Your timing's dead on.
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I'm making you a present.
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And you're going to
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wrap it in that box?
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Sure.
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- I'm telling you,
- Pickles is out to get me.
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- Yes, he threatened you
- with a table saw
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And measured you for a coffin,
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but that was yesterday.
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That's true.
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He hasn't tried to hurt me
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all day.
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In fact, he gave me this apple.
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- Derby, that's going
- to explode!
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In my mouth with flavor?
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I bet you're right.
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Ugh!
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This is mealy.
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I told you that man was evil.
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[explosion]
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- Mr. Tater, you got hit
- by the blast?
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Oh, no.
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This is my new mascot idea:
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char-broiled chicken!
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Nothing?
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OK, back to the drawing board.
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See? I told you
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Pickles is out to get me.
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- We'll settle this
- once and for all.
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- I've invited him here
- to take a polygraph test.
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My life is on the line,
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- and you're going to
- test him on geometry?
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A polygraph is a lie detector.
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It uses voice stress, pulse,
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and sweat production
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to determine whether or not
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someone is telling the truth.
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Ooh! Ask him if this shoe iron
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is really a $200 value.
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Who am I kidding? It is!
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Pickles is on his way!
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Hide!
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Relax. I did not just
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tear off my skin.
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This is a skeleton costume.
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Oh, phew,
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because I was worried.
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[doorbell rings]
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Portable doorbell,
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which eliminates
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the painful task of knocking.
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Of course, you should
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also get my doorbell ringer,
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- which eliminates
- the painful task
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Of pushing a doorbell.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Thanks for coming by,
- Mr. Pickles.
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- I was hoping,
- as a fellow inventor,
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- You might be able
- to help me test out
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My lie detector.
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Pie detector? You're too late!
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It eliminates the painful task
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of finding pies.
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[pie detector beeps]
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Actually, I said
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"lie detector."
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I'm going to ask you
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a few basic questions
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- just to make sure
- the machine is working.
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Shoot. I have nothing to hide...
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except my lawyers say I can't
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talk about the Preston Pickles
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teeth whitening hammer.
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OK, will you please
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state your name?
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The name's Preston Pickles.
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That's odd.
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I'm not getting a reading.
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- All right, what's
- your occupation?
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TV pitchman turned
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high school teacher.
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Like I always say,
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children are our future...
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consumers.
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The machine's not registering
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any fluctuations
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in voice stress.
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Do you always talk
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in that same voice?
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Yes, I do! It makes everything
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sound fun and exciting...
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which is why I'm never asked
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to speak at funerals.
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- OK, but it's also
- not registering a pulse
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Or any sweat production.
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Well, that I cannot explain.
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[water trickling]
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Puzzling!
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Ahh.
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Anyway, if we're done here,
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I need to get back to
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killing Derby.
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- Great. Your lie detector
- didn't work.
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Now we'll never know
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if he's out to get me.
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Help! Help!
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- Mr. Pickles,
- what are you doing?!
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- Nothing!
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- Stop it!
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- Your hands are around
- Derby's neck!
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No, they're not.
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See?
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Gotta run.
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You all right?
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No! Pickles is never
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going to stop
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trying to get revenge.
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- He was the world's
- greatest inventor,
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- And now, thanks to me,
- he's nothing.
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That's it! He'll back off
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if we invent a new product
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that will make him millions!
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Millions?
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I tell you, millions!
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There's only one way to
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react to an idea like that.
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Echo?
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I considered what you said
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about the mascot costume
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sending an unhealthy
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message, and I agree.
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You're pretty smart
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for someone who gets
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their education here.
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But you're still a bucket
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of fried chicken.
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Nope.
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Now I'm a chicken strip.
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- Chicken strip?
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- If you say so.
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[band plays a striptease theme]
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Mr. Tater, please stop!
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I'll just finish
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my first number.
285
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[band resumes]
286
00:12:07,169 --> 00:12:09,961
[students boo and hiss]
287
00:12:10,002 --> 00:12:11,566
At least they're not eating
288
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,128
their chicken anymore.
289
00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:16,044
[booing and jeering]
290
00:12:18,419 --> 00:12:20,395
- OK, we need to come up with
- an invention for Pickles
291
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That will get him off your back.
292
00:12:21,836 --> 00:12:23,460
That should be easy,
293
00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:25,395
- since I'm an infomercial
- prodigy and you're...
294
00:12:25,419 --> 00:12:26,919
A genius?
295
00:12:26,961 --> 00:12:28,836
- I was going to say
- here to assist me.
296
00:12:28,877 --> 00:12:30,436
- Most infomercial
- products are aimed at
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Housewives, senior citizens,
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and farm animals.
299
00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:37,107
You don't have to
300
00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:38,210
keep working out.
301
00:12:38,252 --> 00:12:40,002
- You're beautiful
- the way you are.
302
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[oinking]
303
00:12:42,002 --> 00:12:43,066
I like a little meat
304
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,128
on my pig.
305
00:12:44,169 --> 00:12:45,585
My point is,
306
00:12:45,627 --> 00:12:47,419
- there's an entire
- untapped market:
307
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,044
High school students.
308
00:12:49,086 --> 00:12:50,478
- Think of all
- the amazing products
309
00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:52,169
We would use every day.
310
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:55,794
The textbook pillow!
311
00:12:55,836 --> 00:12:57,003
It looks exactly
312
00:12:57,004 --> 00:12:58,169
like a textbook!
313
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,460
No, it doesn't.
314
00:13:00,502 --> 00:13:02,961
Your teacher will never know.
315
00:13:03,002 --> 00:13:05,794
Yes, he will.
316
00:13:10,794 --> 00:13:13,836
The locker shower!
317
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,315
You think you could invent
318
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,752
a locker shower curtain?
319
00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:19,252
Tired of bullies
320
00:13:19,253 --> 00:13:20,293
stealing your lunch?
321
00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:22,003
They'll never know where it is,
322
00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:23,669
thanks to "Hide-A-Lunch."
323
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:24,920
Simply place your lunch bag
324
00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:26,128
in the patented
325
00:13:26,169 --> 00:13:27,982
"Hide-A-Lunch"
326
00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:29,794
camouflage system...
327
00:13:29,836 --> 00:13:31,732
and your lunch
328
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,627
is safely out of sight.
329
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:35,710
It's in that bag.
330
00:13:35,752 --> 00:13:37,502
Or is it?
331
00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:42,044
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
332
00:13:43,794 --> 00:13:46,460
The un-erasable pencil.
333
00:13:48,669 --> 00:13:50,877
So, like a pen?
334
00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:55,086
Derby, none of your ideas
335
00:13:55,087 --> 00:13:56,335
are going to work.
336
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,460
[snoring]
337
00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:01,940
What?
338
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,710
Sorry, I was just reading.
339
00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,502
Derby?
340
00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:17,752
Hola, muchacho.
341
00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:18,982
Derby, I know you're afraid
342
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,169
of Preston Pickles,
343
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,128
- but you can't run away
- and hide in Mexico.
344
00:14:22,169 --> 00:14:23,961
I'm not running away to Mexico.
345
00:14:24,002 --> 00:14:25,710
- I just quit school
- to get away from him
346
00:14:25,752 --> 00:14:27,606
And got a job
347
00:14:27,607 --> 00:14:29,460
at El Taco Bandito.
348
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,210
You don't have to quit school.
349
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:33,773
Pickles is working in the
350
00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:35,293
wood shop. I bet you right now,
351
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:36,645
- he's coming up with
- his next great invention.
352
00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:38,044
[Pickles] Hey, Mr. Young!
353
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,273
Check out my next
354
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:40,460
great invention!
355
00:14:43,128 --> 00:14:45,128
The Derbinator 3000!
356
00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:46,710
See?
357
00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:50,002
A Derby terminator,
358
00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:51,044
hence the name
359
00:14:51,045 --> 00:14:52,045
"Derbinator."
360
00:14:52,086 --> 00:14:54,252
Derby not included.
361
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,044
Ay, dios mio!
362
00:14:57,252 --> 00:14:58,627
Wait a second!
363
00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:00,669
[Derbinator powers down]
364
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:03,169
I know who you are!
365
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,794
Someone who works at
366
00:15:04,795 --> 00:15:06,377
El Taco Bandito!
367
00:15:06,419 --> 00:15:08,128
I was thinking of going there
368
00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:09,794
for a celebratory chimichanga
369
00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:12,460
right after I end Derby's life.
370
00:15:12,502 --> 00:15:14,252
- Do you know how late
- they're open?
371
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:16,377
I don't speak English.
372
00:15:16,419 --> 00:15:19,293
You just said that in English.
373
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,669
That's all I know how to say:
374
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,544
"I don't speak English"...
375
00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:24,794
and "that's all
376
00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:26,002
I know how to say."
377
00:15:27,252 --> 00:15:28,502
That's it.
378
00:15:29,752 --> 00:15:31,627
Only that.
379
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,169
Nothing else.
380
00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:36,065
Anyway, gotta go.
381
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:37,377
I'm on my lunch break.
382
00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:38,752
Derby!
383
00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:42,565
If only I'd used the
384
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,293
Hide-A-Lunch camouflage system
385
00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:45,732
and not written my name
386
00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,128
in un-erasable pencil.
387
00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:48,899
Prepare to feel the wrath
388
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,627
of the Derbinator 3000!
389
00:15:52,544 --> 00:15:54,086
Mr. Young, I'll see you at the
390
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,627
staff meeting on Thursday.
391
00:15:55,669 --> 00:15:57,294
Skip breakfast, because I'm
392
00:15:57,295 --> 00:15:58,919
bringing my lemon squares!
393
00:15:58,961 --> 00:16:00,877
No, wait!
394
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,937
- Why didn't you spend your time
- and creative energy
395
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,315
On a real invention?
396
00:16:04,316 --> 00:16:05,669
I mean, who would buy a machine
397
00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,920
whose only purpose
398
00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:08,128
is to get rid of me?
399
00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:16,003
Although, if you're successful,
400
00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:17,836
cancel my order.
401
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:25,044
Ayuda! Ayuda!
402
00:16:25,086 --> 00:16:27,169
[cheering]
403
00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:32,627
Chicken wrap?
404
00:16:32,669 --> 00:16:33,773
That doesn't look like
405
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:34,877
a whole wheat robe.
406
00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:36,482
Actually, I did some research,
407
00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:38,044
and it turns out
408
00:16:38,086 --> 00:16:39,336
that the healthiest
409
00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:40,585
type of chicken is...
410
00:16:40,627 --> 00:16:42,252
skinless chicken!
411
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,002
[Echo screams]
412
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,961
[all scream]
413
00:16:48,794 --> 00:16:50,252
Ow, ow, ow!
414
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:51,460
Stop it!
415
00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:53,377
He's not only skinless chicken,
416
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,002
he's free-range.
417
00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:57,335
Ow!
418
00:16:57,377 --> 00:16:59,252
[Pickles] Get back here, Derby!
419
00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:02,648
You can't hide from
420
00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:04,335
the Derbinator 3000!
421
00:17:04,377 --> 00:17:06,210
[students screaming]
422
00:17:06,252 --> 00:17:07,794
It comes fully equipped
423
00:17:07,836 --> 00:17:09,636
- with the latest
- Derby-recognition software
424
00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:11,460
And tracking technology!
425
00:17:11,502 --> 00:17:13,877
[beeping]
426
00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:15,377
Aha!
427
00:17:15,419 --> 00:17:16,877
Found you!
428
00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:18,502
You were just talking to me.
429
00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:19,669
You described how
430
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:20,794
the whole thing works.
431
00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:22,252
Found you!
432
00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:23,669
[beeping]
433
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,686
- [Derby] Adam, you've got
- to stop him!
434
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:28,627
He's trying to Derbinate me!
435
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:32,128
If you want to get to Derby,
436
00:17:32,169 --> 00:17:33,274
you're going to have to
437
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,377
go through me first!
438
00:17:38,877 --> 00:17:40,315
Oh, I guess you could
439
00:17:40,316 --> 00:17:41,752
go around me.
440
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,293
[Derby] Get away!
441
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,961
[Derby] Uh-oh!
442
00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,148
[Pickles] And now,
443
00:17:52,149 --> 00:17:53,293
I'll squeeze you!
444
00:17:54,419 --> 00:17:55,794
[Pickles] Ha!
445
00:17:55,836 --> 00:17:57,002
Nice try!
446
00:17:57,044 --> 00:17:59,252
[knives whirring]
447
00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:01,104
- These evenly-sliced cucumbers
- really spruce up
448
00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,919
This otherwise pedestrian salad.
449
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,669
[Pickles] Missed me!
450
00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:14,002
[Adam] Wait!
451
00:18:14,044 --> 00:18:15,482
I had ham this morning.
452
00:18:15,483 --> 00:18:16,919
How about the salami?
453
00:18:20,169 --> 00:18:22,169
[knives whirring]
454
00:18:25,169 --> 00:18:26,836
[Adam] Thank you!
455
00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:29,502
[Derby] Help, help!
456
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,544
Preston, stop!
457
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:32,732
Don't you see
458
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:33,877
what you've invented here?
459
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,649
Yes... a machine that
460
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,377
rids the world of Derby!
461
00:18:37,419 --> 00:18:38,732
It also makes fresh-squeezed
462
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:40,044
juices, tasty salads,
463
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,460
and delicious sandwiches!
464
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,210
This isn't a bad last meal.
465
00:18:50,252 --> 00:18:51,961
Needs a little mustard.
466
00:18:52,002 --> 00:18:53,190
Say, Preston,
467
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:54,377
do you still have
468
00:18:54,419 --> 00:18:56,794
those condiment cufflinks?
469
00:18:58,128 --> 00:18:59,293
Ha!
470
00:18:59,335 --> 00:19:02,419
[cheering and applause]
471
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,335
Hi. I'm Preston Pickles.
472
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,770
- You may know me
- from the shoe iron,
473
00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:07,252
The portable doorbell,
474
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:08,398
and various
475
00:19:08,399 --> 00:19:09,502
class-action lawsuits.
476
00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:10,586
But that's not
477
00:19:10,587 --> 00:19:11,627
why I'm here today.
478
00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:13,128
If you're like me,
479
00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:14,710
- your kitchen is
- probably cluttered
480
00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:16,190
With nearly hundreds
481
00:19:16,191 --> 00:19:17,627
of appliances.
482
00:19:17,669 --> 00:19:19,336
Well, say goodbye
483
00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:21,002
to all of them...
484
00:19:25,502 --> 00:19:27,544
thanks to the space-saving
485
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,585
Kitchenator 3000!
486
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,544
[cheering and applause]
487
00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:33,815
It's a juicer,
488
00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:35,044
it's a vegetable chopper,
489
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,586
and it's a sandwich maker
490
00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:38,086
all in one!
491
00:19:38,128 --> 00:19:39,565
Here comes my partner,
492
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:41,002
chef Derby, to demonstrate.
493
00:19:41,044 --> 00:19:44,460
[cheering and applause]
494
00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:46,710
Does this thing have a brake?
495
00:19:47,877 --> 00:19:49,502
You'll have plenty of breaks...
496
00:19:49,544 --> 00:19:50,836
[Derby] Uh-oh.
497
00:19:50,877 --> 00:19:52,335
Thanks to all the time
498
00:19:52,377 --> 00:19:54,169
- the Kitchenator 3000
- will save you.
499
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,732
And it's yours
500
00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:57,252
for only 700 easy payments
501
00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,460
of $9.95.
502
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,669
[applause]
503
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:03,186
- Shouldn't I have had
- a lesson on this thing?
504
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:05,961
[students yelping]
505
00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:07,794
[Derby] Oh, no!
506
00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:09,732
[Pickles] Derby,
507
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,627
I'll get you for this!
508
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:19,419
So our new mascot
509
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,211
is a bald man
510
00:20:21,212 --> 00:20:22,961
in a sweater vest?
511
00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:24,566
Because that's already
512
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,128
Western High's mascot.
513
00:20:33,293 --> 00:20:36,293
That mascot creeps me out.
514
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,086
- Anyway, Echo,
- I've given up.
515
00:20:38,128 --> 00:20:39,878
Health and sports
516
00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:41,627
just do not mix.
517
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,419
What? Yeah, I said
518
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:46,627
you creep me out.
519
00:20:46,669 --> 00:20:47,836
Look at you.
520
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:53,252
OK, I see where this is going.
521
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,357
But I'm not interested
522
00:20:54,358 --> 00:20:55,419
in a fight.
523
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,982
Violence and sports
524
00:20:56,983 --> 00:20:58,502
just do not mix.
525
00:21:00,919 --> 00:21:02,794
[Tater yelps]
526
00:21:04,794 --> 00:21:06,293
I knew it!
527
00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:08,565
Sportsmanship and sports
528
00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:10,794
just do not mix!
529
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:14,086
Mr. Tater, get off Mr. Tater!
530
00:21:17,128 --> 00:21:19,669
[students booing and jeering]
531
00:21:24,836 --> 00:21:26,293
Thanks, everyone.
532
00:21:26,335 --> 00:21:27,502
You chased him off.
533
00:21:27,544 --> 00:21:29,377
You're good people!
534
00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:30,877
[booing and jeering]
535
00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:32,335
[Mr. Tater yelps out in pain]
536
00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:33,544
Stop it!
537
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,585
[yelping continues]
538
00:21:35,635 --> 00:21:40,185
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