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W - O - R - K!
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Work.
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Today we're going to share
what our parents do for...
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Work!
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My Mummy is a doctor.
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My daddy is a truck driver.
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My Mum's a teacher.
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And your dad?
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Mmm... My dad...
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He's... a liar.
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A liar? Oh, I- I'm sure
you don't mean a liar.
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Well, he wears a suit and goes
to court and talks to the judge.
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Oh! I see.
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You mean he's a lawyer.
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Hey, Fletcher.
How'd it go?
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Just another victory
for the wrongly accused.
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Yeah, right.
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Mr. Reede, great job.
Do you want your coat back?
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No, I'm sure you'll be
needing it again and again.
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Do you have a Mument?
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I'm late. It's my day
to be with my son.
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A couple of reporters want
to talk about your big win.
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Yeah? How's my hair?
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Fabulous. You look great.
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What time is it?
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I am sure your dad just
got held up in court again.
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Dad!
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Maximilian!
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Hey, how you doing, creep?
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Good.
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Me too, except my arm
has been bothering me.
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Oh, no, Dad!
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Oh, yeah.
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It's becoming a claw!
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Nothing can stop the claw!
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Run, boy, run!
Save yourself!
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Do the claw to Mum!
Do the claw to Mum!
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You found the claw's
only weakness.
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Subzero temperatures!
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So, did you have any trouble
finding the place?
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Okay, I'm late. I'm sorry.
I ran out of gas.
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The gauge is broken.
Rough neighborhood too.
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Good thing I was wearing
neutral gang colors.
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I might have had to pull out
my nine and bust a cap.
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With my mind on my money
and my money on my mind
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They would never hurt you,
Fletcher. You're their lawyer.
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That was below the belt.
Keep the gloves up.
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Mum, Dad's taking me
to see wrestling!
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Oh, Fletcher!
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Oh, Audrey!
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Why do you have to take him to
see that stuff? It's very violent.
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The boy must grow
to be a warrior.
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Who better to guide him
than Rick Rude
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and Randy "Macho Man" Savage
in the cage of death?
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Oh, good!
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Jerry, how's it going?
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Hey, gipper!
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You look like
you grow by the minute!
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Fletcher, pleasure to see you.
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Hi, honey!
Hi.
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Wow. That was a nice image.
Deleted.
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I have some more boxes
for you.
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Oh, you're an angel.
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Boxes?
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Remember, I told you a few weeks
ago, Jerry's moving to Boston.
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Oh, right! The job, the thing.
What do you do again?
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Hospital administrator.
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Right, right!
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Well, the boxes are
in my car.
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Oh, those can wait.
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I made this young man
a promise, didn't I?
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Got time to throw a few?
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Sure!
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Come on, then!
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I forgot the boyfriend
was moving. Jerry!
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His name is Jerry!
And yes, he's moving.
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I'm sorry. I hated him less
than your other boyfriends.
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It wasn't serious, was it?
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Semi-serious, yes.
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You guys aren't...
You know...
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I have been dating him
for seven months.
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What do you think?
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Really?
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I was hoping after being married
to me you'd have no strength left.
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Remember,
when we were married,
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I wasn't having sex
nearly as often as you were.
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Ouch! And the ref
takes a point away.
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Out!
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Max is gonna miss him.
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I'll be here.
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Ready? Yeah! Play ball.
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Max, come on. We've gotta go.
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Dad, are we really
going to wrestling?
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Absolutely,
Max Factor.
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We just have to stop
by the office for one minute.
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Excuse me, sir.
Any spare change?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm all out.
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I can't do it.
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Fred, it's your duty to present
the strongest case possible.
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The strongest case possible
consistent with the truth.
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Will you let the judge
decide what's true?
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That's what he gets paid for.
You get paid to win.
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If you insist that
I take it to trial,
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I will represent Mrs. Cole
aggressively and ethically.
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But Miranda, I won't lie.
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Then we'll just have
to find someone who will.
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Twenty-first floor.
Men's wear.
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Hi, Mr. Reede!
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Hey. Did you do
something to your hair?
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It's a bit extreme,
isn't it?
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No! That's the thing
nowadays, right?
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He said it would
accent my facial features.
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That's what it does!
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It completely accents
your facial features.
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We're just gonna go
to my office...
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Hey, Fletcher.
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Hey, Pete.
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You losing a little weight?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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Looks and personality.
A double-threat guy.
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Hey, Mr. Reede.
Hey... man.
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It's, uh, Randy.
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Yeah, I know.
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Taking lunch orders.
Anything?
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No, thanks.
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I had so much for breakfast,
I'm ready to pop.
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I mean, I'm full.
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Okay. Great.
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Max!
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Hi, Greta.
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Hey, what's new?
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It's my birthday tomorrow,
and we're having a party.
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Wow! I am sure your daddy has
got you something wonderful.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, you bet!
Listen, kiddo.
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Why don't you play
in my office for a minute.
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Sue somebody for
everything they've got.
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Maybe you can send a fax to one
of your girlfriends. Hey, sorry.
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Damn it!
I completely forgot.
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Oh, what a surprise.
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You are a saint.
I should buy you a gift.
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You did.
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I always do the classy thing.
Any calls?
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Judge Rawlings' clerk
needs your filing.
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Tell him it's in the mail.
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Right.
You'll do it next week.
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Mr. McKinley phoned to
confirm your meeting tomorrow.
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Strep throat. Some kind of
virus. What's going around?
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Asian flu?
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Good one.
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And your mother called.
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I'm on vacation.
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It's your fifth week.
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Snowed in.
Phones are down.
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Break mother's heart.
Done. That's it.
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Except Miranda's
looking for you.
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How much ass do I have
to kiss to make partner?
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Tell her I broke my leg
and I had to be shot.
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Tell her yourself.
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And then send out a notice
of judgment on my win today!
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I'll get right on it.
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Miranda!
Hey, I didn't see you.
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You look beautiful today.
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Here!
I bought you a gift.
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Oh, thanks. I heard about
your victory. Congratulations.
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You're making quite an impression
on the partnership committee.
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That's right! You folks
are meeting soon.
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I've been so busy, I haven't
even thought about it.
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Anyway. I have
a client in my office.
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Better not
keep him waiting.
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Actually, something rather
important's just come up.
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You're not busy tonight,
are you?
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We're not going, are we?
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Audrey. You know how there are
Muments you know are critical? Mmm-hmm.
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And choices that
have to be made
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upon which all one's
future happiness will depend?
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Mmm-hmm.
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This is one of those Muments.
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What are you trying to say?
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Will you marry me?
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You're moving.
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I know, but I want you
and Max to come with me.
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Audrey, I've been giving this
a lot of thought.
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You know I'm not prone to
wild flights of romantic fancy.
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But the thought of you and I
togetherjust makes sense.
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Now I'm ready. I think
you're ready. I love Max.
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You love Max.
It's right. It fits.
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So what do you say?
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Hey, creepy. Happy birthday.
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How old are you now, 22 or 23?
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I'm five, Dad.
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Okay.
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Return the beer keg.
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Cancel the dancing girls.
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I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
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I feel completely
unprepared for this.
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You see, I bought you
a present, but last night
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I accidentally swallowed it.
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Dad, it's in your belly!
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Scalpel.
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I hope it's not
partially digested!
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Look out!
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Cool! What is it?
Cool!
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It's... It's a surprise.
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All right, it's a pony.
Just open it!
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I'm gonna help,
'cause I can't stand it!
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Baseball stuff!
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Cool! Can we play?
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I'll be Nomo. You can be
Jose Canseco. Can we play?
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Absolutely.
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Yeah!
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Right after your
party tonight, we'll do it.
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You and me.
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I just have to really
concentrate on this right now.
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Hi!
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Hey! Happy birthday.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Happy birthday, Max!
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One, two, three, four, five.
And one for good luck!
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He struck the child.
Did you see that?
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Look at what Dad got me!
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Whoa! Great!
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Hey, I have
my glove in the car.
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Maybe we can stop at the park
on the way home and play catch.
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Then tonight we can rub oil in it
and wrap a big rubber band around it.
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It'll be great.
Hey, great gift, Dad!
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Thanks, son. I'm so glad my gift
could bring those two together.
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My plan to phase myself out
is almost complete.
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Something's come up,
and we need to talk.
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Come on, Mum.
I want to go play!
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And actually it's kind of important,
so maybe we could talk tonight?
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Tonight?
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Yes.
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Max's birthday party.
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Oh! Yeah.
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Sure. Of course.
We'll talk then. Great!
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Maximus! I'm outta here.
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Bye, Dad.
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Jerry, enjoy my wife.
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Well, this is good.
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This is really smart.
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Thank you.
Only...
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Well, it's not true.
Does that present a problem?
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Mrs. Cole,
the only problem here
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is that after you've provided years
of faithful service and loving support,
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of raising his children,
they are his?
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Huh? Oh. Yeah, yeah.
One for sure.
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After all that, your husband
wants to deny you
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a fair share of the assets
based on one act of indiscretion.
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Seven.
Pardon me?
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Seven single acts
of indiscretion.
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Seven acts of indiscretion, only
one of which he has any evidence of
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and all of which he himself
is responsible for.
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00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,004
He is?
257
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,906
Mrs. Cole.
258
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:38,844
You're the victim here. The wife
of a cold, distant workaholic.
259
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,713
Starved for affection, driven
into the arms of another man!
260
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,548
Seven.
Yeah, whatever!
261
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,017
You're not trying to deny him
what is rightfully his.
262
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,587
All you're insisting on
is what is rightfully yours.
263
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,624
Yeah.
And maybe a... fraction more.
264
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,227
I think you're bending
over backwards.
265
00:14:55,228 --> 00:15:00,365
Yeah. I did offer to give him
joint custody of the kids.
266
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:03,368
He is, after all,
a wonderful father.
267
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,099
And how does he repay you?
268
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:09,040
By dragging you through
a painful litigation process!
269
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,778
No, no, no, no!
This can't happen!
270
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:16,348
With all due respect, this isn't
about you and Mr. Cole anymore.
271
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,316
This is about all women.
272
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,686
Where would Tina Turner be right
now if she'd rolled over and said,
273
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,157
"Hit me again, Ike,
and put some stank on it?"
274
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,526
Rolling on the river,
that's where she'd be.
275
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:31,554
But she's beyond Thunderdome,
because she decided to send a message.
276
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:36,768
Wake up, sisters! There's no
277
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,399
such thing as a weaker sex!
278
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,009
You know what?
279
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:48,513
You're right, Mr. Reede. I am
tired of getting kicked around!
280
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,183
Good for you!
281
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:55,314
Thank you. I am so grateful
282
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,690
to have an attorney
I can trust.
283
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,032
Oh, you are good.
284
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,066
You are very, very good.
285
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:16,074
The Cole case is worth a
truckload of money to this firm.
286
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,375
If you win, I guarantee
you'll make partner.
287
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:26,418
In fact, how would you like to make
288
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,910
a partner right now?
289
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:32,715
Oh, I don't know. I should...
290
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:42,033
Happy, happy, happy
happy, happy, happy
291
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:46,738
Happy
I'm so happy today
292
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,306
I live in the USA
293
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,808
So honey?
294
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,210
Have you thought about...
295
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,279
You know,
what we talked about?
296
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,082
Yeah. I can't go.
297
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,017
What? Why not?
298
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,785
Because of Max.
299
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,654
But he'll love it there.
300
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,823
I'm gonna take him
to Fenway Park.
301
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,025
There's hiking and camping...
302
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,621
Well, really,
it's... Fletcher.
303
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,565
Fletcher? Come on, honey.
304
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,934
He wouldn't even come over
unless you reminded him.
305
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,837
I know, but when he does
come over, Max is so happy.
306
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,039
It's like they have their
own little world together.
307
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,941
The gipper and I
have that too!
308
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,967
I know, but it's different.
309
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,211
How?
310
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,736
Well...
311
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,915
He does the claw.
312
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,183
The what?
313
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,413
The claw.
314
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,014
You know, it's like this...
315
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,722
I don't...
316
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:44,229
Run for you life.
It's the claw! The claw!
317
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,636
I can't really do it that
good. That's not the point.
318
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,128
The point is
319
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,675
if they're 3,000 miles apart,
they're never gonna see each other.
320
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,010
Fletcher's never gonna
come to Boston.
321
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,647
Hello.
Audrey?
322
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,983
Fletcher! Where are you?
323
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:08,147
We're waiting. Max won't cut
the cake until you get here.
324
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,422
Oh, man!
325
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,224
Actually, something
has come up. I've...
326
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,427
I've got this problem
on a new case.
327
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,062
What happened?
Nothing!
328
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,497
I stubbed my toe on the desk!
329
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:23,201
I'm really sorry,
but I just can't make it.
330
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:26,570
The boss is, uh,
really riding me.
331
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,574
Fletcher, it's his birthday!
332
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,610
I know, I know.
333
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,378
I'll make it up to him,
I promise.
334
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,246
I'll pick him up
from school tomorrow, okay?
335
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,348
You're gonna pick him up?
336
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,515
Yes!
337
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:40,418
All right, hold on a minute.
You can say happy birthday.
338
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,945
No! Gotta go! Goodbye.
339
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,391
Hello.
340
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:50,629
Happy birthday to you
341
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:55,867
Happy birthday, dear Max
342
00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:01,204
Happy birthday to you
343
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,940
Okay, birthday boy.
Make a wish.
344
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,816
Come on, Max.
It can be anything you want.
345
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,047
Anything in the whole world.
346
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:29,965
Max.
347
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,636
Your father is sorry.
He had to work.
348
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,509
He said he was gonna
be here. He promised.
349
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,813
I know, but he promises that
he is gonna see you tomorrow.
350
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:46,274
Okay? He's gonna pick you up
from school. All right?
351
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,383
So come on. Make a wish.
352
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:09,133
I wish that for only one day
Dad couldn't tell a lie.
353
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:40,863
That was incredible.
354
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:44,709
Was it good for you?
355
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,144
I've had better.
356
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,215
"I've had better"?
357
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,693
"I've had better"?
358
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,500
"I've had better"?
359
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,124
Hi.
Hi.
360
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,194
New in the building?
361
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,729
Yeah,
I just moved in Monday.
362
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,165
Oh! You like it so far?
363
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,500
Mmm-hmm.
Everybody's been real nice.
364
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:45,537
Well, that's because
you have big jugs.
365
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,739
I mean, your boobs are huge.
366
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,208
I mean, I wanna squeeze them.
367
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,978
Mama.
368
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,192
Any change, mister?
369
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,393
Absolutely.
370
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:09,594
Could you spare some?
371
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:10,695
Yes, I could.
372
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:13,364
Will you?
How come?
373
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:15,533
Because I believe you will
buy booze with it!
374
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,402
I just wanna get
to the office
375
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:20,872
without being confronted by
the decay of Western society!
376
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,140
Plus, I'm cheap!
377
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,744
Jerk-off!
378
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:59,444
You look like you're
having a rough morning.
379
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:03,245
Ding, ding, ding! What do
we have for her, Johnny?
380
00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:05,283
Fletcher.
381
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,547
Dana.
382
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,486
All right, Samantha.
383
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:10,255
How much will it take
to put an end to all this?
384
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,990
Fifty percent
of your estate.
385
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,392
Fifty percent?
386
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,829
With a pre-nup and proof of
adultery? What's your case?
387
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,128
Our case is simply this.
388
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,442
Very funny, Fletcher!
389
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:08,313
You wanna play hardball?
I'm game.
390
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:11,316
"You wanna play hardball?
I'm game. "
391
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:14,052
What are you doing?
What is wrong with you?
392
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:18,122
All rise for the Honorable
Judge Marshall Stevens.
393
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,190
Honorable?
394
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:27,065
Good morning.
Call case number BD-00305.
395
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,934
Samantha Cole v. Richard Cole.
396
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,669
How are we doing this morning,
Counsel?
397
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,171
Fine. Thank you.
398
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,739
And you, Mr. Reede?
399
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:38,199
I'm a little upset about a
bad sexual episode last night.
400
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:45,416
Well, you're still young.
It'll happen more and more.
401
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:49,081
In the meantime, what do you
say we get down to business?
402
00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:52,924
First, Mr. Reede, I see...
403
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,126
I would like a continuance!
404
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:58,997
This case has been delayed
several times, Mr. Reede.
405
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:03,731
I realize that, Your Honor, but I
would really, really like a continuance.
406
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:07,099
I'll have to hear good cause,
Counsel.
407
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,470
What's the problem?
408
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:21,719
I can't lie!
409
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,922
Commendable, Mr. Reede, but
I'm waiting to hear good cause.
410
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,624
Do you have one or not?
411
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,725
Not.
412
00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:29,820
Motion for continuance denied.
413
00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:32,830
Is there any chance
of a settlement in this case?
414
00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,132
I don't think so,
Your Honor.
415
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:38,503
My client has already offered
Mrs. Cole $2.4 million.
416
00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:41,305
But Mr. Reede has made it
clear he has no desire...
417
00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:42,540
Settle!
418
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,242
Settle, settle,
settle, settle!
419
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,077
I don't want to settle.
420
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:50,548
Mr. Reede. You convinced me
yesterday, I'm the victim!
421
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:54,485
I'm starved for affection. I'm
driven into the arms of another man.
422
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,587
Seven!
Yeah, whatever.
423
00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:59,724
With the story you came up
with, I don't think we can lose.
424
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,859
I want to proceed.
425
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,295
Mrs. Cole,
you don't understand.
426
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,731
Mr. Reede.
Do we have a settlement?
427
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,700
No!
428
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,038
No, Your Honor.
429
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:15,632
There's no settlement.
430
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:18,843
Trial to commence 1:30 sharp.
431
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,830
It was me!
432
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,803
Hi, Mr. Reede!
Like the new dress?
433
00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:48,535
Whatever takes the focus
off your head.
434
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,076
What's up, Fletcher?
435
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:55,346
Your cholesterol, fatty!
Dead man walking.
436
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:56,781
Hey, Fletcher.
Hey!
437
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,149
You're not important enough
to remember.
438
00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,250
What's it gonna be,
Mr. Reede?
439
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:00,918
A pockmark, eventually!
440
00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:04,355
Don't ask!
For God's sakes, don't ask.
441
00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:07,225
All right.
You can beat this.
442
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,751
It's all a matter
of willpower!
443
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:13,121
A test. Something small.
444
00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:23,937
Red. Red. All right?
Now focus.
445
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,577
The color of this pen is...
446
00:27:30,516 --> 00:27:33,815
The color of this pen is...
447
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:46,190
The color of the pen
that I hold in my hand is...
448
00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:50,526
royal blue!
449
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:57,066
One lie, and I can't say it!
450
00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,044
I'll write it.
451
00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:30,667
Write it! Write it,
or I'll break it off!
452
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,818
No! Come on! Stop it.
453
00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:53,265
Boss? What happened?
454
00:28:57,769 --> 00:29:01,205
The pen is blue.
The pen is blue!
455
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:05,104
The goddamn pen is blue!
456
00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:09,947
Mr. Reede,
are you all right?
457
00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:11,682
I gotta go home.
458
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,351
Home?
Was the case settled?
459
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:16,082
No! I have to be
in court at 1:30!
460
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:18,155
Then how are you
going to go home?
461
00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:21,425
I don't know. I don't know.
462
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:25,329
Okay. Mr. Reede,
Reuben and Dunn called.
463
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:28,332
They need to know where the
Darby settlement offer stands.
464
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:31,166
I just proposed a settlement
to dick with them!
465
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,773
Dick with them. Got it.
466
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,508
And your mother called.
467
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:38,909
Are you still on vacation?
468
00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,311
No.
469
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,413
Then you're here?
Yes.
470
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,382
Thank you for clearing
that up, sir.
471
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,250
And your ex-wife called.
472
00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:48,686
She wants to know when you're
coming to pick up your son.
473
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:51,247
Oh, I'm such a shit!
474
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,130
Hello.
Audrey?
475
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,966
Fletcher, hi. Are you still
picking Max up from school today?
476
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,035
Here's the thing.
I really can't!
477
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:06,137
I had a case I was
certain would settle,
478
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,205
and it didn't,
and I have to go to court.
479
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:11,768
Right. It's true! I really
want to see Max today!
480
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,078
I really do.
481
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,514
But things just keep coming up
at the last minute.
482
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:17,915
Yes, but this time
it's different.
483
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,583
I see. How is that?
484
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,052
Now I'm telling the truth.
485
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,453
And last night you weren't.
No.
486
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:23,754
Well, what were you doing?
487
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,621
Having sex!
488
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:29,727
Well, I hope that it was
with someone very special.
489
00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:33,097
No! That's the thing. I don't
even like her, but she's a partner.
490
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:36,200
I thought I could help my
career by making her squeal.
491
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,608
What's wrong with me?
492
00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:47,841
I'm getting what I deserve.
I'm reaping what I sow. I'm...
493
00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:00,357
Is Dad still picking me up?
494
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,384
No, Max, he's not.
495
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:06,430
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna
pick you up, okay?
496
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:08,399
I'll work it out.
497
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,568
I guess my wish
didn't come true.
498
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:11,802
What wish?
499
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:15,406
I wished that forjust one day
Dad couldn't tell a lie.
500
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,980
Max?
501
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:29,954
I have something important
to talk to you about, okay?
502
00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:31,479
Okay.
Okay.
503
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:41,031
Hello?
504
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:44,201
Audrey! Let me explain.
Something has happened to me.
505
00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,337
Well, something else
is about to happen to you.
506
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:48,005
Max and I are
moving to Boston.
507
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,106
What?
508
00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,441
Jerry has asked me
to marry him,
509
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:53,377
and Max and I are going this
weekend to look at houses.
510
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,045
I thought it was semi-serious!
511
00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,982
It's just been given
a violent shove into serious.
512
00:31:57,983 --> 00:32:00,551
You can't move to Boston,
I'll never see Max!
513
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:04,021
You'll have the same relationship
you have with him now, won't you?
514
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,856
Where are you?
I'm going home.
515
00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:09,126
When you get there, just stay there.
I'm coming over. We have to talk.
516
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,255
Fletcher!
I'll be right there.
517
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,733
Hey, Mr. Reede...
518
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,239
Fletcher.
Holy hell!
519
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:35,283
You can run,
but you can't hide.
520
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,760
What's your problem, schmuck?
521
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:45,491
I'm an inconsiderate prick!
522
00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:11,222
Oh, shit!
523
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:17,387
Shit!
524
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,503
You know why
I pulled you over?
525
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:29,269
Depends on how long
you were following me!
526
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,908
Why don't we take it
from the top?
527
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,577
Here goes.
528
00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:35,779
I sped, I followed too
closely, I ran a stop sign,
529
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:38,449
I almost hit a Chevy, I sped
some more, I failed to yield,
530
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:43,445
I changed lanes without
signaling while speeding!
531
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:45,623
Is that all?
532
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:46,818
No.
533
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,185
I have unpaid parking tickets.
534
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,694
Be gentle.
535
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,172
Audrey! Wait!
536
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:08,512
Wait, Audrey. Hold on. Wait!
537
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:12,883
Wait. I just had an insight
into myself. I'm crazy.
538
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,620
You call and say,
"Wait, I'll be right over,"
539
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:19,089
and here's the crazy part,
I actually wait.
540
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,257
I can explain this.
541
00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:23,227
I have missed
a department meeting.
542
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,329
Did you come in a cab?
Yes!
543
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:27,059
Where's your car?
544
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,303
Thank you! I can't tell you
how much this means to me.
545
00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:35,506
I can. $1,654.11.
546
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,669
How do you sleep at night?
547
00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,742
I'm taking this.
548
00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:55,018
You scratched my car!
549
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:57,194
Where?
550
00:34:57,195 --> 00:35:00,028
Right there!
551
00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:04,157
Oh, there.
That was already there.
552
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:07,271
Why, you...
553
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,873
You liar!
554
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:11,675
You know what
I'm gonna do about this?
555
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:12,776
What?
556
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,714
Nothing! Because if I take you to court,
it'll drain eight hours out of my life,
557
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:17,881
and you won't show up,
558
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:20,417
and if I got the judgment,
you'd just stiff me anyway!
559
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,954
So I'm gonna piss and moan
like an impotent jerk
560
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:27,448
and then bend over
and take it up the tailpipe!
561
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,826
You been here before,
haven't you?
562
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,198
Well, I can't remember
when I've had more fun,
563
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,500
but if you'll excuse me,
I have a class.
564
00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:38,569
Are you marrying this guy
because you're mad at me?
565
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,971
No, I divorced you
because I was mad at you.
566
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,439
Wait. I want to
talk about this!
567
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,974
What do you want to say?
568
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,411
Is this guy right for you?
He is so not me!
569
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:48,979
That's one of his
best qualities.
570
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:52,116
But he's kind of a magoo.
571
00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:54,251
I'm sorry.
You're wrong.
572
00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:56,854
Sometimes
maybe he is a little...
573
00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,288
Magoo!
574
00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,457
Yes. But since
we've been going out...
575
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,459
My God, I'm not having this
conversation with you.
576
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,694
Audrey, you can't go.
577
00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:04,895
This is not fair.
578
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:05,996
Fair?
579
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:11,135
Okay, let's define fair. Last
night a 5-year-old boy was crushed
580
00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:15,105
because his father lied to him
about coming to his birthday party.
581
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,207
Fair?
Last night...
582
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,542
Was none of my business.
Thank you.
583
00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:19,710
None of my business.
584
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:23,280
Two years ago, it was my business.
But I don't have to care anymore.
585
00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:26,850
That's the magic of divorce.
But it matters to Max!
586
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,287
Everything you do matters,
and everything you don't do.
587
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:32,589
All right. Now let me
tell you something.
588
00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,559
I'm a bad father!
589
00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:39,396
I mean...
590
00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,468
I'm a bad father.
591
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:53,277
You're not a bad father,
when you show up.
592
00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:56,180
What if I come right
after court and play ball?
593
00:36:56,181 --> 00:36:59,349
Then you and I can talk before
you make any rash decisions!
594
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:01,318
No, we are leaving tonight.
595
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:04,688
Please, Audrey.
Give me one more chance.
596
00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:07,191
I'm throwing myself
on the mercy of the court.
597
00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:12,357
I lost you, but please
don't make me lose Max, too.
598
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:18,402
Give me a chance to be the
father I started out to be.
599
00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:25,676
You're really coming?
600
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,544
This is ironclad.
601
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:31,315
This is the mother of
all promises. What time?
602
00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:32,883
Okay, 6:00.
603
00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:34,017
5:50.
604
00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:35,385
All right.
605
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:39,323
All right. But if I tell Max
that you're coming,
606
00:37:39,324 --> 00:37:42,793
and you don't show up and I have
to see that look on his face,
607
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,523
that heartbreaking look,
608
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,764
we're going to Boston.
609
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:50,768
If I don't show up,
I'll pack you myself.
610
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,304
I will lovingly wrap your
nicknacks with bubble paper.
611
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:55,967
I hope so.
612
00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:01,108
Do you know what your son
was doing at Ā·:15 last night?
613
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,982
He was making a birthday wish
that forjust one day
614
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,951
his father couldn't
tell a lie.
615
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:15,925
Oh, my God! That's it!
616
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:19,029
"I do not like them, Sam I Am.
617
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,727
"I do not like green eggs
and ham.
618
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,568
"Would you like them here
or there?
619
00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:25,669
"I would not like them... "
620
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,035
Excuse me.
621
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:31,675
Hi. I'm Max's bad father...
I'm his father.
622
00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:32,943
Dad!
623
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:35,914
Could I borrow him
forjust one second?
624
00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,615
Monster Max!
625
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,818
You came to play catch?
626
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,820
I'd like to, but I can't.
I gotta talk to you.
627
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:48,292
Your Mummy told me about that wish
you made last night. It came true, Max.
628
00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:50,360
Really? You mean you
have to tell the truth?
629
00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:51,495
Yes.
630
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,297
No matter what?
No matter what!
631
00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:54,531
Is wrestling real?
632
00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:56,600
In the Olympics, yes.
On channel 23, no.
633
00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:59,169
Will sitting too close to
the TV set make me go blind?
634
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,637
Not in a million years.
635
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:03,707
If I keep making this face,
will it get stuck that way?
636
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:04,808
Uh-uh.
637
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:06,971
In fact some people
make a good living that way.
638
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:13,150
Now listen, Max. You've
gotta do something for me.
639
00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:15,886
I need you to
take back that wish.
640
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,254
So you can lie?
641
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:18,388
Yes.
642
00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:21,325
But not to you.
You see, Max,
643
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,226
sometimes grownups
need to lie.
644
00:39:27,332 --> 00:39:29,664
It's hard to explain,
but if...
645
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,536
Look, here's a good example.
646
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:35,505
When your Mummy was pregnant
with you, she gained 40 pounds,
647
00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:37,040
there was nothing
she wouldn't eat.
648
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,543
And Daddy was scared. But when
she'd ask me, "How do I look?"
649
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:43,981
I'd say, "Honey, you look
great. You're glowing. "
650
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,649
If I had told Mummy
she looked like a cow,
651
00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:46,817
it would have
hurt her feelings.
652
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:47,985
Understand?
653
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,520
My teacher tells me
real beauty's on the inside.
654
00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:53,116
That's just something
ugly people say.
655
00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:56,193
Max, no one can
survive in the adult world
656
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,928
if they have to
stick to the truth.
657
00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:00,197
I could lose my case,
I could lose my promotion,
658
00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,965
I could even lose my job.
659
00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:04,268
Now, I need your help, Max.
660
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,403
Okay.
661
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:10,707
Okay. Do whatever
you did last night,
662
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:15,043
only this time,
make it an "unwish. "
663
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,522
I did it.
664
00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:26,820
Excellent!
665
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:30,027
Now, I just need
a little test.
666
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:50,380
Did it work?
667
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,680
Not like I'd hoped.
Did you unwish it?
668
00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:54,551
Only...
669
00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:55,953
What? Only what?
670
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:59,456
Yesterday, when I wished it,
I really meant it.
671
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:03,621
This time when I unwished it, I
only did it 'cause you told me to.
672
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:08,298
All right. Do it again.
And this time, mean it.
673
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:09,399
But I can't!
674
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,834
Why not?
675
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,436
'Cause I don't
want you to lie.
676
00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:14,204
I explained this.
677
00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:17,641
I have to lie.
Everybody lies.
678
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:21,044
Mummy lies.
Even the wonderful Jerry lies.
679
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:24,171
But you're the only one
that makes me feel bad.
680
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:29,411
Max, recess is over.
Come on in!
681
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,293
Mum says we're
moving to Boston.
682
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:39,763
That isn't for sure yet.
683
00:41:39,764 --> 00:41:42,597
She promised
we'd talk about it tonight.
684
00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,464
I am coming!
685
00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:48,037
You believe me,
don't you, Max?
686
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,202
I'll see you later, buddy.
687
00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:02,753
Fletcher. How's it hanging?
688
00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:05,450
Short, shriveled
and always to the left.
689
00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:12,896
Boss, it's Skull.
He knocked over another ATM.
690
00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:16,561
This time at knife-point.
He needs your legal advice.
691
00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:24,468
Stop breaking the law,
asshole!
692
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,518
Boss, are you all right?
693
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:36,953
My son hates me.
694
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:42,718
Max loves you. I've seen you
together. You're his hero.
695
00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:44,792
Oh, yeah?
696
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:49,733
Last night at his birthday
party, he made a wish
697
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:53,068
that I wouldn't be able to lie
for one whole day.
698
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:54,738
Kids.
699
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:55,899
It came true.
700
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,705
What?
Max's wish!
701
00:42:59,377 --> 00:43:00,936
It came true.
702
00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:10,754
Boss, maybe you should
just take a few days off.
703
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:15,158
Greta! Didn't it seem weird to you that
I kept telling the truth all morning?
704
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,193
Well, yeah. But...
705
00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:22,732
What are you saying? That
you are incapable of lying?
706
00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:26,136
That's right!
I am incapable of lying!
707
00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:27,704
Just for today?
708
00:43:27,705 --> 00:43:30,440
Apparently.
'Til Ā·:15 tonight.
709
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,535
It's one of those
24-hour curses.
710
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:34,678
Those are going around.
711
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:35,879
You don't believe me, do you?
712
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,380
Of course not.
713
00:43:38,683 --> 00:43:40,650
How ironic!
714
00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:44,821
Okay. Ask me something you
think I would normally lie about.
715
00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:49,025
All right. Remember a couple of
months ago when I wanted a raise?
716
00:43:49,026 --> 00:43:52,295
I don't want to do this. And
the company wouldn't give me one
717
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:55,232
and I asked if you would give
it to me out of your own pocket.
718
00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:57,801
And you said the company
would not allow it,
719
00:43:57,802 --> 00:44:01,605
because it would create jealousy
among the other secretaries.
720
00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:06,566
Was that true, or did you just
not want to pony up the dough?
721
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:11,248
Greta, please!
722
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:15,819
Judge Stevens, hi! Fletcher Reede. I'm
scheduled in your court in half an hour.
723
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:19,923
Judge Stevens, I badly,
badly need a continuance. lll?
724
00:44:19,924 --> 00:44:23,827
Am I ill? That is the perfect
question for you to ask.
725
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,228
Please lie for me!
726
00:44:25,229 --> 00:44:26,530
I remember when you bought me
727
00:44:26,531 --> 00:44:29,728
this antique frame from
Tiffany's... Tiffany's?
728
00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:33,937
Garage sale. $6.50,
marked down from ten.
729
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,368
I'll give you the raise!
730
00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:41,278
Here's your raise.
731
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:46,483
Hi, Judge Stevens! I know I
haven't given you an answer.
732
00:44:46,484 --> 00:44:49,553
But illness could mean
so many things.
733
00:44:49,554 --> 00:44:52,148
Can you hold?
Hello? Mum!
734
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:56,219
Hi! I wasn't really
on vacation.
735
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,995
Because I didn't
want to talk to you!
736
00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:03,166
Because you insist on talking about Dad's
bowel movements, size, color, frequency!
737
00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:05,932
I'll call you later! Hello?
738
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,572
Oh, damn it! I cut him off.
739
00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:11,406
I cut off the judge!
740
00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:18,648
Greta! Don't leave!
741
00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:22,313
I'm on my knees
in a $000 suit!
742
00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:28,725
Mr. Reede. Several years ago, a
friend had a burglar on her roof.
743
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:33,630
He fell through the skylight, landed
on a butcher's knife, cutting his leg.
744
00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:37,200
The burglar sued my friend.
He sued my friend!
745
00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,436
Because of guys like you,
he won!
746
00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:43,873
My friend had to pay the
burglar $6,000. Is that justice?
747
00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:47,242
No.
I'd have got him $10,000.
748
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:49,946
Goodbye, Mr. Reede.
749
00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:51,047
No, wait!
750
00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:53,783
I didn't understand!
Ask me again!
751
00:45:53,784 --> 00:45:55,051
Have a nice day in court.
752
00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:56,213
Greta!
753
00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,921
Hi.
God in heaven!
754
00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:03,026
It's nice to see you too,
Fletcher. Are you busy?
755
00:46:03,027 --> 00:46:04,094
Extremely.
756
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,154
Good. Would you
follow me, please?
757
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:12,502
Did you know
that the partnership committee
758
00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:14,494
is headed by
Mr. Allan himself?
759
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:18,371
You used to work directly
for Mr. Allan. Yeah.
760
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:21,344
Tell me.
What do you think of him?
761
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,582
He's a pedantic, pontificating,
pretentious bastard!
762
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,750
A belligerent old fart!
763
00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:30,380
A steaming pile of cow dung!
Figuratively speaking.
764
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:34,182
Really? How delightful.
This way.
765
00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:40,355
Pardon me for interrupting. Mr.
Allan, you remember Fletcher Reede?
766
00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:44,434
Oh, yes! Nice to
see you again, Fletcher.
767
00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:47,604
I'll be observing you
in court this afternoon.
768
00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:50,540
I've been hearing
some good things about you.
769
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:55,479
Well, Fletcher has just been
telling me how much he thinks of you.
770
00:46:55,646 --> 00:47:00,049
Why don't you tell Mr. Allan?
Well, what do you think of him?
771
00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:10,827
He's a pedantic, pontificating,
pretentious bastard!
772
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:15,459
A belligerent old fart. A
worthless, steaming pile of cow dung.
773
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,534
Figuratively speaking.
774
00:47:40,257 --> 00:47:43,026
That's the funniest damn thing
I've ever heard!
775
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,428
You're a real card, Reede!
776
00:47:45,429 --> 00:47:47,796
I love a good roast!
777
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:51,126
Do Simmons!
778
00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:52,903
Simmons is old!
779
00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:56,473
He should have been
out years ago,
780
00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:59,568
but he can't stay home
'cause he hates his wife!
781
00:48:01,112 --> 00:48:02,779
You've met her
at the Christmas parties.
782
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:05,943
She's the one that gets
plastered and calls him a retard.
783
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:10,620
And you, Tom. You're the
biggest brownnose I've ever seen!
784
00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:12,655
You've got your head so far
up Mr. Allan's ass,
785
00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:15,490
I can't tell where
you end and he begins!
786
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,650
Priceless!
787
00:48:20,030 --> 00:48:22,298
You have bad breath
caused by gingivitis.
788
00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:24,300
You couldn't get
a porn star off.
789
00:48:24,301 --> 00:48:27,137
Your hairpiece looks like
something that was killed.
790
00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:31,472
I don't know whether to comb it or
scrape it off and bury it in lime!
791
00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:37,013
Loser! Idiot! Wimp!
Degenerate!
792
00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:39,278
Slut!
793
00:48:40,885 --> 00:48:45,622
I like your style, Reede! That's
what this stuffy company needs!
794
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,223
A little irreverence!
795
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:50,057
Good! I'll see you later,
dick-head!
796
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,731
Dick-head! Priceless!
797
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:13,383
Keep your eye on that boy.
798
00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:14,817
Dick-head!
799
00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:38,975
Third District Court
is now in session.
800
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:43,243
The honorable Judge
Marshall Stevens presiding.
801
00:49:44,381 --> 00:49:46,281
Afternoon, Counselors.
802
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:48,318
Are we ready to begin?
803
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:49,719
No, sir!
804
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:53,490
We are not ready to begin
because my client has not arrived!
805
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,558
Hurry up!
Move it, move it!
806
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,394
Here she comes
to wreck the day
807
00:49:58,395 --> 00:49:59,696
Mr. Reede!
808
00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:01,164
Sorry, Your Honor.
809
00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:05,932
Go, go, go. Lupe, you keep those kids
quiet. I'm not even close to kidding.
810
00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:09,772
Sorry. Billy threw up
in the car.
811
00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:11,875
You brought your kids
to your divorce?
812
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,977
Sympathy.
Well, it's working.
813
00:50:13,978 --> 00:50:15,678
I feel sorry for them already.
814
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:18,114
Miss Appleton,
you may begin.
815
00:50:18,983 --> 00:50:21,484
From March 6 through June 12
816
00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:25,188
I surveilled Mrs. Cole
at the behest of Mr. Cole.
817
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:30,491
During that period, I noted that Mr.
Cole left each day between 7:40 and 7:50.
818
00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:34,364
Thereafter Mrs. Cole
would frequently have
819
00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:38,392
a male visitor arrive and stay
from one to four hours.
820
00:50:38,936 --> 00:50:43,640
I was able to take several
photographs of the male visitor.
821
00:50:43,641 --> 00:50:44,904
I see.
822
00:50:46,443 --> 00:50:50,246
Do you know what Mrs. Cole
and her male visitor did
823
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:53,308
during these frequent visits?
824
00:50:53,817 --> 00:50:56,619
Well, they were pretty good
about keeping the shades drawn,
825
00:50:56,620 --> 00:51:01,285
but I was able to make a
recording of one such session.
826
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:06,963
Your Honor, as you are aware, under
the terms of the prenuptial agreement,
827
00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:10,923
if Mrs. Cole commits adultery,
she is entitled to nothing.
828
00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:16,102
With your permission, we'd like to
play the following tape recording.
829
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:23,079
Here comes big daddy!
830
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,082
OĀ£, God! Do it to me!
831
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:29,919
Do it to me! Harder! Harder!
832
00:51:35,392 --> 00:51:37,694
Oh, come on!
833
00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:39,696
Your Honor,
how can it be proved
834
00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:43,466
that the male voice on that
tape is not Mr. Cole himself?
835
00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:47,270
You are such a better lover
than my husband!
836
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,172
Your Honor, I object!
837
00:51:49,173 --> 00:51:50,873
And why is that, Mr. Reede?
838
00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:52,642
It's devastating to my case!
839
00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:53,843
Overruled.
840
00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:55,209
Good call!
841
00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:58,748
I gotta go.
I haven't cleaned your pool.
842
00:51:58,749 --> 00:51:59,949
Your witness.
843
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,145
All right.
844
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,714
Well, Mr. Reede,
you may proceed.
845
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:12,188
How?
846
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:41,324
Your Honor, would the court be willing
to grant me a short bathroom break?
847
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:42,425
Can't it wait?
848
00:52:42,426 --> 00:52:44,193
Yes, it can.
849
00:52:44,194 --> 00:52:46,562
But I've heard that if you hold it,
it can damage the prostate gland,
850
00:52:46,563 --> 00:52:49,863
making it very difficult
to get an erection!
851
00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:51,668
Is that true?
852
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:52,966
It has to be.
853
00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:56,406
Well, in that case, I better
take a little break myself.
854
00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:59,706
But you get back here
immediately so we can finish this.
855
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:20,289
How am I going to
get out of this?
856
00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:25,001
Think. Think.
857
00:53:25,002 --> 00:53:26,492
Think!
858
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:27,230
What the hell are you doing?
859
00:54:28,065 --> 00:54:32,627
I'm kicking my ass!
Do you mind?
860
00:54:57,594 --> 00:54:59,962
I found him like this
in the bathroom, Your Honor.
861
00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:02,064
Somebody beat
the hell out of him.
862
00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:03,232
Who did this?
863
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:04,997
A madman,
Your Honor!
864
00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:08,404
A desperate fool at the end
of his pitiful rope!
865
00:55:08,405 --> 00:55:10,173
What did he look like?
866
00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:14,210
About 6'2", 1Ā·0 pounds,
big teeth, kind of gangly.
867
00:55:14,211 --> 00:55:16,312
Bailiff, have the deputy
search the building.
868
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:17,906
Yes, sir.
869
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:21,476
Order! Order!
870
00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:29,859
Under the circumstances, I have
no choice but to recess this case
871
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:32,728
until 0:00 a. m.
tomorrow morning.
872
00:55:32,729 --> 00:55:35,927
Unless, of course, you
feel you can still proceed.
873
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:41,202
Can you?
874
00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:50,979
Yes, I can.
875
00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:54,116
I admire your courage,
Mr. Reede.
876
00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:57,253
We'll take a short recess so
that you can compose yourself,
877
00:55:57,254 --> 00:55:59,382
and then we'll get started.
878
00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,224
Here you go.
879
00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:25,178
Hello?
Dad?
880
00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:27,950
Max? How's it going?
881
00:56:27,951 --> 00:56:30,820
Great. You know Paul and
Emanuel from across the street?
882
00:56:30,821 --> 00:56:31,988
Yeah.
883
00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:34,590
Well, they never want
to play baseball with me.
884
00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:36,926
But I told them I'm
playing tonight with my dad.
885
00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:39,428
So now they want to play.
Is that okay?
886
00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:42,265
Sure. The more the merrier.
887
00:56:42,266 --> 00:56:44,900
Coolest! Do you
wanna be Jose Canseco?
888
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:49,272
Oh, yeah. Who else is gonna
hit that famous Nomo slider?
889
00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:50,573
Mr. Reede.
890
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,808
I gotta go now, Max.
891
00:56:52,809 --> 00:56:56,178
I'll see you in a
couple hours. Okay? Bye.
892
00:56:56,179 --> 00:56:57,442
Bye, Dad.
893
00:56:58,882 --> 00:57:02,351
He's really coming!
I'm gonna go change.
894
00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,452
Okay, go ahead!
895
00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:05,422
Yeah!
896
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,552
Mr. Reede!
897
00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:13,959
"Mr. Reede! Mr... "
898
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:18,726
This is my lawyer.
He's a little unorthodox.
899
00:57:20,904 --> 00:57:23,906
Mr. Reede, you remember Kenneth
Falk, the man from the tape.
900
00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:25,074
How could I forget?
901
00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:26,609
Hey, how you doing?
902
00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:30,413
I've slipped into the seventh
circle of hell! Thank you. You?
903
00:57:30,414 --> 00:57:32,882
Shouldn't we be going over
our testimony right now?
904
00:57:32,883 --> 00:57:36,052
Basically, the plan is,
I walk you through the tape.
905
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,354
Step-by-step,
I ask you questions.
906
00:57:38,355 --> 00:57:41,023
And we give the explanation
you came up with.
907
00:57:41,024 --> 00:57:42,325
Exactly.
908
00:57:42,326 --> 00:57:44,260
All we gotta do is lie.
That sounds simple enough.
909
00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:46,320
Doesn't it!
910
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,631
Then I'll finish up
with dramatic questions.
911
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:50,266
Something like,
912
00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:55,805
"Mr. Falk, isn't it true that you
and Mrs. Cole have never made... "
913
00:58:05,048 --> 00:58:07,483
Oh, God!
I can't do it.
914
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:11,580
I can't finish the question
if I know the answer is a lie.
915
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,398
You may proceed, Mr. Reede.
916
00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:44,648
Respondent calls...
917
00:58:46,990 --> 00:58:48,515
Kenneth Falk.
918
00:59:06,109 --> 00:59:07,877
Raise your right hand.
919
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,011
Do you swear
to tell the truth,
920
00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:11,213
the whole truth and nothing
but the truth, so help you God?
921
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:14,707
I do! I mean...
922
00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:18,950
I do.
923
00:59:26,029 --> 00:59:27,296
Mr. Falk.
924
00:59:32,536 --> 00:59:34,770
Do you know my client,
Samantha Cole?
925
00:59:34,771 --> 00:59:36,000
Yes.
926
00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:44,580
Isn't it true that your relationship
with my client is entirely platonic?
927
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,606
I object, Your Honor!
928
00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:48,575
To yourself?
929
00:59:49,853 --> 00:59:51,253
Yeah.
930
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:55,214
But I would like to
rephrase the question.
931
00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:01,297
Mr. Falk, would I be accurate
932
01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:05,468
if I described your relationship with
Mrs. Cole as totally professional?
933
01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:08,771
I object, Your Honor,
and I move to strike!
934
01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:13,767
Mr. Reede, I don't know what you're on,
but you better get to the point and quick.
935
01:00:15,679 --> 01:00:17,943
Thank you, sir.
936
01:00:21,885 --> 01:00:24,120
Is your relationship with
my client entirely platonic?
937
01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,755
Not! Is not your
relationship with my client,
938
01:00:26,756 --> 01:00:30,159
"Boink! Bad baby, bad baby!"
939
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,428
Did you ever not make...
940
01:00:32,429 --> 01:00:33,929
Did you...
941
01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:35,498
Mr. Reede!
942
01:00:35,499 --> 01:00:39,735
You had sex with her every time you
met, didn't you? Didn't you! Liar!
943
01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:40,870
He's badgering the witness.
944
01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:42,004
It's his witness.
945
01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:45,007
You slammed her! You dunked her
donuts! You gave her dog a Snausage!
946
01:00:45,008 --> 01:00:47,534
You stuffed her like
a Thanksgiving turkey!
947
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,782
All right, it's true, okay!
I humped her brains out!
948
01:00:53,783 --> 01:00:55,752
There! Now you happy?
949
01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:03,889
No further questions.
950
01:01:22,879 --> 01:01:24,404
No questions.
951
01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,046
You may step down.
952
01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:35,556
Do I dare ask you to
call your next witness?
953
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:41,592
I have no further witnesses,
Your Honor.
954
01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:44,800
What are you doing?
Call me!
955
01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:47,937
You do not understand.
I can't lie.
956
01:01:47,938 --> 01:01:51,206
I can't do anything dishonest
until Ā·:15 tonight!
957
01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:54,276
Listen, you bastard!
I want my money!
958
01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:57,479
I am not going to end up a
31-year-old divorcee on welfare
959
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,349
because my scumbag attorney had
a sudden attack of conscience!
960
01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:03,585
Thirty-one?
961
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:06,689
If Mr. Reede has
no further witnesses,
962
01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:09,925
then I have no choice
but to rule in favor of...
963
01:02:09,926 --> 01:02:11,360
Your Honor!
964
01:02:13,797 --> 01:02:16,596
I call Samantha Cole
to the stand.
965
01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:20,970
Order.
966
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:23,772
Order! Order!
967
01:02:23,773 --> 01:02:24,907
Knock it off!
968
01:02:24,908 --> 01:02:26,171
Sit down!
969
01:02:28,044 --> 01:02:30,579
Mr. Reede, it is out
of sheer morbid curiosity
970
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:33,481
I'm allowing this
freak show to continue.
971
01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:39,779
Mrs. Cole if you dare.
972
01:02:55,071 --> 01:02:56,403
Mrs. Cole,
973
01:02:57,707 --> 01:03:01,200
is this a copy of
your driver's license?
974
01:03:03,046 --> 01:03:04,446
Yes.
975
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:06,507
It says here you're a blonde.
Are you?
976
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:09,685
If you don't remember,
perhaps Mr. Falk will.
977
01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:10,786
Brunette.
978
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,388
We can play the tape again.
Maybe it's on there.
979
01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:14,448
I'm a brunette!
980
01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:17,726
Thank you.
Now let's see.
981
01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:21,563
"Weight, 105."
Yeah! In your bra.
982
01:03:21,564 --> 01:03:23,699
Your Honor, I object!
You would!
983
01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:24,767
Bastard!
Hag!
984
01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:27,703
Quiet! Overruled! Weight?
985
01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:30,973
118.
986
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,610
All right, fine, fine.
I'm 127.
987
01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:40,049
And it says here you were born in
1964, but that's not true either, is it?
988
01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,817
Is it!
No.
989
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:46,088
Will you tell me what it says here on your
birth certificate under "Date of birth"?
990
01:03:46,089 --> 01:03:48,724
Your Honor, what does this
have to do with anything?
991
01:03:48,725 --> 01:03:51,660
Overruled. Mrs. Cole,
answer the question.
992
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,029
"1965."
993
01:03:55,965 --> 01:03:58,196
Now let me get this straight.
994
01:03:58,635 --> 01:04:03,472
That would mean that you lied about
your age to make yourself older.
995
01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:07,943
But why would any woman
want to do that?
996
01:04:07,944 --> 01:04:10,479
I changed it
so I could get married.
997
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:15,350
And the truth
shall set you free!
998
01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:17,820
My client lied about her age!
999
01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:21,423
She was only 17 when she got
married, which makes her a minor,
1000
01:04:21,424 --> 01:04:23,258
and in the great state
of California,
1001
01:04:23,259 --> 01:04:28,464
no minor can enter into any legal contract
without parental consent, including...
1002
01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,065
Prenuptial agreements.
1003
01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:33,535
Prenuptial agreements!
This contract is void!
1004
01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:37,372
The fact that my client has been ridden
more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.
1005
01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:39,174
Standard Community Property
applies,
1006
01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:41,210
and she is entitled
to half of the marital assets,
1007
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:44,179
or $11.305 million!
1008
01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:48,481
Jordan fades back. Swoosh!
And that's the game!
1009
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,982
Nothing further,
Your Honor.
1010
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:02,995
Order. Order. Order!
1011
01:05:05,368 --> 01:05:09,838
In light of this new evidence, the
court must rule in favor of Mrs. Cole.
1012
01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:11,006
Yes!
1013
01:05:11,007 --> 01:05:13,635
She is hereby awarded
half the marital assets.
1014
01:05:15,011 --> 01:05:17,846
The son of a bitch
pulled it off!
1015
01:05:17,847 --> 01:05:19,548
I didn't know!
1016
01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:21,677
It doesn't matter.
The contract's void.
1017
01:05:22,185 --> 01:05:23,285
Order.
1018
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:25,846
Order.
1019
01:05:26,823 --> 01:05:30,325
I understand both parties
have agreed to joint custody.
1020
01:05:30,326 --> 01:05:31,794
Is that correct?
Yes.
1021
01:05:31,795 --> 01:05:33,462
Yes.
No.
1022
01:05:33,463 --> 01:05:35,397
I'm contesting custody.
1023
01:05:35,398 --> 01:05:36,465
What?
1024
01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:38,033
If I get sole custody,
1025
01:05:38,034 --> 01:05:40,636
that's another 10 grand
in child support payments.
1026
01:05:40,637 --> 01:05:42,437
You just won $11 million!
1027
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:45,574
Hey, I'm the victim here.
You said it yourself.
1028
01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:48,101
Now I'm gonna hit him
where it hurts.
1029
01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:53,748
But you... You said
he was a good father.
1030
01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:55,346
So?
1031
01:05:57,887 --> 01:06:02,848
Well, Mr. Reede, do we have
an agreement on custody or not?
1032
01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:07,720
No.
1033
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:09,659
I see.
1034
01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:16,004
In that case, there will be a custody
hearing on the 10th at 0:00 a. m.
1035
01:06:16,005 --> 01:06:17,996
Court is adjourned.
1036
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:26,381
Come on, let's go.
1037
01:06:26,382 --> 01:06:27,449
Daddy!
1038
01:06:27,450 --> 01:06:30,319
You stop that whining, or I'll
give you something to whine about!
1039
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,354
I wanna go with Daddy!
1040
01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:35,924
Come here, kids. Come on. It's
all right. Don't you worry.
1041
01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:39,088
I promise we'll be together,
whatever I have to do.
1042
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,096
It's okay. It's okay.
1043
01:06:41,097 --> 01:06:44,166
Oh, for God's sake, will you
give me those? They're mine!
1044
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,935
Let go of Daddy! Let go
of him! Let go of Daddy!
1045
01:06:46,936 --> 01:06:50,339
We're leaving now!
Lupe, come on!
1046
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:54,572
Don't you have some checks to
write? You haven't paid for them yet.
1047
01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:09,658
I love children.
1048
01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:12,361
They give you so much
leverage in a case like this.
1049
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,593
You did an incredible job,
partner.
1050
01:07:18,134 --> 01:07:22,003
Look at him. He's stunned.
He can't believe it.
1051
01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:28,010
Your Honor, may I please
approach the bench?
1052
01:07:28,011 --> 01:07:29,945
We're adjourned,
Mr. Reede.
1053
01:07:29,946 --> 01:07:33,482
Your Honor, I think
we've made a big mistake.
1054
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:36,485
Mr. Reede,
I am tired and very cranky.
1055
01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:40,322
I know, but this is
just... wrong, isn't it?
1056
01:07:40,323 --> 01:07:42,491
I manipulated the system.
1057
01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:46,261
Just because you bought it doesn't
mean I'm right. It's a technicality!
1058
01:07:46,262 --> 01:07:49,631
Young man, having my judgment
mocked in my own court
1059
01:07:49,632 --> 01:07:52,134
is not something
I'm prepared to tolerate!
1060
01:07:52,135 --> 01:07:56,371
Well, tell that to the kids when
they're adopted by the Manson family!
1061
01:07:56,372 --> 01:08:00,576
One more word out of you, Mr.
Reede, and I'll hold you in contempt!
1062
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:03,845
I hold myself in contempt!
1063
01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:05,847
Why should you
be any different?
1064
01:08:05,848 --> 01:08:07,316
Bailiff, take him away!
1065
01:08:07,317 --> 01:08:11,019
This man is a good father,
and children are not leverage!
1066
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:15,390
Oh, no, don't do this! I have
a date to play ball with my son!
1067
01:08:15,391 --> 01:08:18,894
I can't be late!
It's my last chance!
1068
01:08:18,895 --> 01:08:24,791
I'm Jose Canseco!
1069
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,972
Phone call!
Phone call!
1070
01:08:29,973 --> 01:08:32,339
I get a phone call!
I get a phone call!
1071
01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,838
I get a phone call!
1072
01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:37,813
Hello?
1073
01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:40,315
Audrey, it's me.
Don't hang up!
1074
01:08:40,316 --> 01:08:42,918
I can't talk right now.
Our flight leaves at 8:00.
1075
01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:44,052
What?
1076
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:47,155
I'm taking Max someplace where
you can't do this anymore.
1077
01:08:47,156 --> 01:08:50,392
Audrey, wait! The most amazing
thing has happened to me.
1078
01:08:50,393 --> 01:08:51,693
I Swear, I'm a changed man!
1079
01:08:51,694 --> 01:08:54,823
Just come to the courthouse
with $1,000 and bail me out.
1080
01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:57,966
Hello? Hello?
1081
01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:01,335
Time's up, pal. No, just one
more call. Just one more call.
1082
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,068
Okay, let's go.
1083
01:09:08,511 --> 01:09:10,545
Ready?
Yeah.
1084
01:09:10,546 --> 01:09:11,980
Will you get the door, please?
1085
01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,108
Okay.
1086
01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:15,248
Thank you.
1087
01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:19,612
Mr. Reede, you made bail.
1088
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:22,991
Greta! Oh, thank God!
1089
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:25,894
Am I too late? Have you
been sexually molested yet?
1090
01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:28,421
Because I could
circle the block.
1091
01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:31,633
How did you know
I was here?
1092
01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:33,468
One of the other secretaries
called me at home,
1093
01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:35,971
said you went all noble
in front of Mr. Allan.
1094
01:09:35,972 --> 01:09:38,640
Yeah, I think I'm fired.
Isn't that great?
1095
01:09:38,641 --> 01:09:41,209
I'll start my own firm.
Do you need a job?
1096
01:09:41,210 --> 01:09:43,236
I don't think
you can afford me.
1097
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:50,519
Oh, man, I gotta get my car.
Audrey's on her way to the airport.
1098
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,286
I could lose Max forever. I
can't let that happen. I love him!
1099
01:09:54,557 --> 01:09:56,558
You know, this truth stuff
is pretty cool.
1100
01:09:56,559 --> 01:10:00,826
I love my son!
I love my son!
1101
01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:04,794
I love my son!
I love my son!
1102
01:10:05,068 --> 01:10:08,765
Hey, need some change?
Take everything!
1103
01:10:10,573 --> 01:10:12,701
But it's not gonna
make you happy.
1104
01:10:12,975 --> 01:10:20,245
I love my son!
1105
01:10:22,185 --> 01:10:23,585
Hey, there you are!
1106
01:10:23,586 --> 01:10:26,154
Hi.
Just in time.
1107
01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:29,148
Oh, this is the happiest
Mument of my entire life.
1108
01:10:30,993 --> 01:10:35,397
Well, me... Mine...
Well, ours... also.
1109
01:10:35,832 --> 01:10:39,791
Hey, gipper. I have
something for you, young man.
1110
01:10:40,269 --> 01:10:43,967
Watch yourself.
It's the claw!
1111
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,441
The claw's coming at you.
1112
01:10:46,442 --> 01:10:49,742
You're scared of the claw.
You're scared of the claw.
1113
01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:52,714
Jerry. Jerry.
1114
01:10:52,715 --> 01:10:53,849
Huh?
1115
01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:55,584
It's okay.
You don't have to...
1116
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:59,248
Tower Air flight 1511
to Boston is now boarding.
1117
01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:01,323
That's us.
Yeah.
1118
01:11:01,324 --> 01:11:02,424
Ready to go?
1119
01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:04,359
Yes. You ready?
1120
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,627
Okay.
Great.
1121
01:11:05,628 --> 01:11:07,653
Jim Rubing, please report
to Airport Security.
1122
01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:16,399
Excuse me!
1123
01:11:16,672 --> 01:11:19,708
What gate is flight 1511
leaving from? It's an emergency!
1124
01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:23,078
Gate number 123, but you'll never
make it. Flight's already boarding.
1125
01:11:23,079 --> 01:11:25,547
It takes more than a half hour
to get through security.
1126
01:11:25,548 --> 01:11:26,715
If you want to go to Boston,
1127
01:11:26,716 --> 01:11:29,151
there's another flight leaving
tomorrow morning at 7:00 a. m.
1128
01:11:29,152 --> 01:11:30,813
Flight number 12...
1129
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:37,292
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome aboard flight 1511
1130
01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,628
from Los Angeles
to Boston's Logan Airport.
1131
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,029
We'll be departing shortly,
1132
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:43,165
and if you need help stowing
your carry-on items...
1133
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:45,361
Honey, can I help you?
I'm fine.
1134
01:11:46,269 --> 01:11:49,102
Are you sure?
Jerry, I can open the bag!
1135
01:11:50,873 --> 01:11:53,208
Would you like anything
to drink before takeoff?
1136
01:11:53,209 --> 01:11:56,338
Yes. Anything with alcohol,
please.
1137
01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:57,943
Audrey.
1138
01:11:59,448 --> 01:12:02,984
If you'll focus on the screen,
we'll be running a safety video.
1139
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:04,681
How about that drink?
1140
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:30,343
Max! Max!
1141
01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:33,312
Max!
1142
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:37,316
Wait!
1143
01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:44,219
That ought to do it.
1144
01:12:47,163 --> 01:12:48,363
Hey!
1145
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,924
Thanks! It's running great!
1146
01:12:52,935 --> 01:12:55,632
Max!
1147
01:12:59,442 --> 01:13:03,674
Hey! Max!
1148
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,039
Hey!
1149
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:21,020
Max! I'm coming!
1150
01:13:31,607 --> 01:13:32,973
Max!
1151
01:13:42,551 --> 01:13:45,544
Max! Max, where are you?
1152
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,685
I love you.
1153
01:13:54,997 --> 01:13:56,298
Thank you.
1154
01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:00,302
That wasn't exactly
the answer I was looking for.
1155
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,796
Thank you very much?
1156
01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:09,844
I'm sorry.
It's just...
1157
01:14:09,845 --> 01:14:10,946
Too fast?
1158
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,080
It was too fast, wasn't it?
1159
01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:13,315
No, it's...
1160
01:14:13,316 --> 01:14:15,483
Chemistry? Whatever it is,
we can work on it.
1161
01:14:15,484 --> 01:14:18,053
No, no, no.
It's just that...
1162
01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:20,088
Oh, my God, it's Fletcher!
1163
01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:22,691
No, no, this has nothing
to do with Fletcher.
1164
01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:24,025
No, honey, it's Fletcher.
1165
01:14:24,026 --> 01:14:25,627
What?
1166
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:27,255
Dad?
1167
01:14:28,664 --> 01:14:32,464
I made it! I'm late,
but I made it!
1168
01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,670
What is he doing?
1169
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:38,868
He came to see us off.
Wave.
1170
01:14:42,712 --> 01:14:44,907
I won't let you go!
1171
01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:54,486
Oh, shit!
1172
01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:03,523
Control one-nine, this is Tower
1511, heavy. Ready for takeoff.
1173
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,892
Hey!
1174
01:15:11,107 --> 01:15:12,207
What was that?
1175
01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:13,402
Looked like a shoe.
1176
01:15:14,043 --> 01:15:16,277
Pull over!
1177
01:15:16,278 --> 01:15:18,880
Pull this thing over!
1178
01:15:18,881 --> 01:15:21,449
Control one-nine, some idiot
has hijacked a flight of stairs.
1179
01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:22,984
We're gonna stop this plane.
1180
01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:24,715
One-nine Control. We copy.
1181
01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:29,885
Yeah!
1182
01:15:30,893 --> 01:15:32,224
No!
1183
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,469
You people are all
doing a wonderful job!
1184
01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:15,637
That's far enough, folks.
1185
01:16:15,638 --> 01:16:18,540
He's my husband.
Was my husband.
1186
01:16:18,541 --> 01:16:20,175
All right, go ahead.
Okay.
1187
01:16:20,176 --> 01:16:23,475
Max, you stay here with Jerry,
and I'll be right back, okay?
1188
01:16:26,849 --> 01:16:29,651
Audrey! Great news!
Fletcher!
1189
01:16:29,652 --> 01:16:32,854
Both my legs are broken, so
they can't take me right to jail.
1190
01:16:32,855 --> 01:16:35,690
Fletcher, what were you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
1191
01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:40,695
No, I'm thinking clear.
I've never been this clear!
1192
01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:42,263
Dad?
1193
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:44,096
Creep.
1194
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,534
He was getting kind of upset.
1195
01:16:46,535 --> 01:16:48,169
Are you all right?
1196
01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:52,403
Yeah. I'm hurting here,
though.
1197
01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:54,570
I'm a dope, Max.
1198
01:16:55,244 --> 01:16:59,681
All this time you've been here and I
could see you anytime, but I didn't.
1199
01:17:00,883 --> 01:17:02,917
Then your Mum told me
you were moving to Boston,
1200
01:17:02,918 --> 01:17:04,919
and I started thinking.
1201
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:09,221
I could be sitting around
sometime and want to look at you
1202
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:12,124
and hold you
and play with you,
1203
01:17:12,995 --> 01:17:14,929
and I won't be able to.
1204
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:19,560
I don't think I'm gonna
do too well with that.
1205
01:17:20,503 --> 01:17:24,072
I love you more than anything
else in the world, Max,
1206
01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:26,474
and you know it's true.
1207
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:29,672
I couldn't say it if it
wasn't true. Not today.
1208
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:36,618
I love you,
and I'll never hurt you again.
1209
01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:43,691
He's telling the truth, Mum.
He's not allowed to lie.
1210
01:17:43,692 --> 01:17:47,462
I made a wish, and anything Dad
says today has to be the truth.
1211
01:17:47,463 --> 01:17:49,397
Max.
1212
01:17:50,633 --> 01:17:52,934
It's 8:45.
1213
01:17:52,935 --> 01:17:55,303
You made the wish at 8:15.
1214
01:17:55,304 --> 01:17:58,171
I've been able to lie
for the last half hour.
1215
01:17:58,541 --> 01:17:59,607
So you weren't...
1216
01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:01,676
No, it was the truth!
1217
01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:05,636
I just wanted to be honest with you.
I always want to be honest with you.
1218
01:18:11,921 --> 01:18:16,119
Mum, do we have to
go to Boston?
1219
01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:23,763
No, Max,
you don't have to go.
1220
01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:26,593
Yeah!
1221
01:18:27,670 --> 01:18:29,934
I, on the other hand,
do have to.
1222
01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:32,397
A hospital to run.
1223
01:18:33,642 --> 01:18:36,805
That's an open-ended ticket
if you ever change your mind.
1224
01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:39,006
Thank you.
1225
01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:46,816
Looks like
he's got his father back.
1226
01:18:56,265 --> 01:19:00,101
Happy birthday, dear Maximus
1227
01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:06,303
Happy birthday to you
1228
01:19:06,508 --> 01:19:08,509
Okay, Max,
make a wish.
1229
01:19:09,845 --> 01:19:12,480
Wait! I don't know
if we should do this.
1230
01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:16,509
Oh, Fletcher, come on. What are
the odds of that happening again?
1231
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,922
Yeah, I guess you're right.
1232
01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:23,016
Okay, Max, go ahead.
1233
01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:32,291
Mum? Dad?
1234
01:19:48,183 --> 01:19:50,118
Max!
1235
01:19:53,589 --> 01:19:56,958
Did you wish for your Mum and
I to get back together again?
1236
01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:59,394
No, I wished for Rollerblades.
1237
01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:06,134
Do you want to
cut the cake,
1238
01:20:07,703 --> 01:20:09,003
Dad?
1239
01:20:09,004 --> 01:20:10,665
I'd love to.
1240
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:14,075
But I have this horrible pain
in my arm.
1241
01:20:14,076 --> 01:20:15,910
Oh, no, it's the claw!
1242
01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:17,879
No one can stop the claw!
1243
01:20:20,249 --> 01:20:22,274
No one can stop it!
1244
01:20:28,557 --> 01:20:31,925
Nothing can stop the claw!
1245
01:20:54,316 --> 01:20:58,820
If I was a boxer, I would bounce
those things like Sugar Ray Leonard.
1246
01:20:58,821 --> 01:21:00,220
I'm sorry.
1247
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,292
Brought your kids
to your divorce?
1248
01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:06,227
Sympathy.
Well, it's working.
1249
01:21:06,228 --> 01:21:08,458
I feel sorry for them already.
1250
01:21:09,231 --> 01:21:11,996
For this you will
pay a terrible price.
1251
01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:18,231
Well, it's working!
I feel sorry for them already.
1252
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,488
Mrs. Cole.
1253
01:21:46,435 --> 01:21:47,925
A goose.
1254
01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:52,507
Including...
1255
01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:54,142
Prenuptial agreements.
1256
01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:58,045
Prenuptial agreements.
1257
01:22:04,119 --> 01:22:06,918
No. I'd have got him $10,000.
1258
01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:09,457
Goodbye, Mr. Reede.
No, wait!
1259
01:22:09,460 --> 01:22:11,655
I didn't know she had...
1260
01:22:35,485 --> 01:22:37,450
Oh, shit.
1261
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:43,660
Now, let's see.
"Weight, 105"?
1262
01:22:43,660 --> 01:22:45,625
Yeah! In your bra.
1263
01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:47,495
Your Honor, I object!
You would!
1264
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:48,560
Overactor!
1265
01:22:48,565 --> 01:22:50,100
Jezebel!
1266
01:22:54,670 --> 01:22:56,400
He put me up to it.
1267
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,300
Yeah, sure he did.
1268
01:23:03,380 --> 01:23:06,140
Oh, no.
They're onto me.
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01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,064
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