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� ♪♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪♪
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Cale...
� Jann.
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(theme music)
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� For God sakes, does it
have to be a jumpsuit?!
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It's gonna take 12 grown men
to get me out of this thing.
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Or one very...
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hot woman.
What if I have to pee?
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Is it too late to cut
a little flap into this thing?
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� Forget the flap.
Wearing a jumpsuit instead
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of a gown is a power move.
� I don't even know why
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it matters. It's a lame award.
� The Silver Tunie is nothing
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to be ashamed of.
� It's for an album that still
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gets airplay after 25 years.
It screams "has been!"
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� It also screams
"not going anywhere."
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Besides, any award is an excuse
to be seen and get press.
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You should be happy.
� And yet.
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� And yet.
� (Charley): Hi!
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� Hey, Charley.
What are you doing here?
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� Cale hired me
to do your social tonight,
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so I will live�tweet
and... Insta for you.
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� Oh, OK. I have been
a little gun shy about
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my social media lately, ever
since the hyperhidrosis fiasco.
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Oh, my God! What kind
of sick people am I helping?
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It makes me sweat
just thinking about it.
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� Charley's got an eye
for this stuff. It'll be good.
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� What, are you guys pals now?
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Are your periods all synced up?
� Well, we've been hanging out.
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� We've discovered
some similar interests.
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(indistinct chatter)
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� Charley's got
a dress on. I bet you
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she can urinate unrestricted.
� Ew.
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� I think peeing is
a power move. Do you
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feel powerful, Charley?
� I guess.
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� You're wearing the jumpsuit.
� OK, fine.
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Everybody's still coming, right?
� Yep.
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Mom, Dave and Gram were
all getting ready when I left.
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� Great. Great. Great.
� What about on�again,
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off�again?
� You mean Cynthia? Yes.
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She's coming. I'm having the car
pick her up first. She's gonna
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sit with everybody.
� Your date is sitting
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with your family?
� It's a work thing. I'm not
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even gonna be in my seat!
� OK.
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� What is that look? Cynthia
and I are fine. We've never
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been better. We are so romantic.
Put that in your bong
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and bong it.
� Look, I truly don't care.
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� In fact, I am taking Cynthia
on a hot air balloon ride
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this weekend.
What is more romantic
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than hot balls filled with gas?!
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� Wow. OK. This tension sucks.
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You two need to work this out.
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� First, we get through
the Tunies.
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Then, you and I need
to have a serious talk.
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� Oh, we're gonna have
a serious talk.
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We're gonna have a serious talk.
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Set reminder: have very
serious talk with Cale.
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(phone beeps)
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(upbeat music)
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Hey Kiesza,
those are my Flowga Pants!
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� Jann Arden!
� Hey. Hi.
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� So, you're receiving
the Silver Tunie.
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How do you feel?
� Well, I don't feel outdated if
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that's what you're getting at.
� Ooh!
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The Reklaws!
� I'll just wait here.
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� Congratulations
on being nominated
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for Country Album of the Year!
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� We're so excited. It's a real
honour to be nominated.
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� Country's really
on the rise again,
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wouldn't you say?
� I wouldn't say that.
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� What's the best thing
about being here tonight?
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� Getting to do it all
with my big sister.
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(scoffs)
� Yeah.
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� Thank you so much.
� Thank you.
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� There's no way those two are
brother and sister.
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That intense chemistry?
Nuh�uh. I don't buy it.
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They do kind of
share the same face, though.
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(indistinct chatter)
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What do you think?
� OK. Let's go.
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Let's get you in.
This is Jann Arden.
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� Hi.
� Any questions for her?
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� And who are you
wearing tonight?
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� Uh, this fresh power move is,
uh, Nadine de Waal.
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� Oh! Like Madeline Merlo?
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� Excu...
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Do I have
my jumpsuit on backwards?!
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� Looks like it. Yeah.
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� And you didn't notice?
� Don't worry about it!
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You look good.
� My eyes are up here, Cale!
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� I'll get you a pin.
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� Oh, my God.
I'm gonna need a zipper.
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Ahem. Oh. Hey, Madeline.
� Jann, hi! We're twins.
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� Oh, we sure are.
� I love your take on it.
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� Thank you. I'm a trailblazer.
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� There must be a lot of body
tape holding that thing up.
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� Yeah. There are
two rolls, actually.
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And, uh, the sweat is...
is eating away at the adhesive.
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I've got a flap in mine.
It's for peeing.
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'Cause I pee quite a bit, so.
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� We should get
a photo together.
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� Should we?
� Yeah.
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� We should? Thanks. Don't even
think about it, Charley!
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� It's a real
Who Wore It Better!
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� Madeline... by a landslide.
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� Mm�hmm.
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� (David): You girls excited
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to see Auntie J receive
an award on TV?
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� Yeah!
� I wanna be on TV.
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� Yeah, well, write some
hit songs. Then, wait 25 years
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for everyone to remember
how much they loved them and...
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Bob's your uncle.
� I thought we had no uncles
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because Auntie J likes
to keep her options open.
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� She said that, huh?
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Wow.
� You should see the leak�proof
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nipple guards under here.
� Go on.
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� Mm�hmm. One carrot
for every five pretzels.
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(doorbell rings)
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� Look, it's Auntie J!
� But it was just my bra
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stuck in the pant legof my jeans!
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� Hey, Cynthia.
You look wonderful!
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� Thanks! The car's waiting.
Is everyone ready?
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� We look a lot alike. Uncanny,really. It's really uncanny.
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� Uh, well, families don't
move that fast.
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Max and I are good to go.
Nora's still getting ready.
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The babysitter's not here yet.
� Oh, cool. Well, I told Jann
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I would be there
to see her get her award,
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so is there anything I can do
to hurry things up?
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� Oh, don't worry.
The red carpet takes forever.
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We'll be there for the show.
� Ready!
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� Oh, Nora! You look lovely!
� Oh!
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� And you smell
like cotton candy! � Oh, that's my bubble bath.
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� It's my bubble bath!
� Someone hasn't learned
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to share.
� OK. Let's go!
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� The babysitter's not here yet.
� She is 10 minutes out.
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� Do we have to wait for her?
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I mean, can't the kids just be
left alone for 10 minutes?
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� Uh, well, you'd think so.
But as soon as you leave
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the room, they just sense
the lack of adult energy.
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And then, they're just
suddenly running with knives.
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� Yeah, into the fire
they just started.
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� Yeah.
(sighs)
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(upbeat music)
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� Excuse me. Sorry, guys.
� Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to the 63rd
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annual Tunie Awards.
� I like your pants.
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� Please find your seat
as the show will begin shortly.
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Reserved seating is for nominees
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and their guests only.If you have...
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� Fantastic.
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They should charge less
for obstructed views.
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� You didn't pay a dime
to be here.
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� It's the principle, Cale.
� Another thing
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we're adding to the serious
talk: your complaining.
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� Ahem!
� Hey, Jann!
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Hey, you look beautiful.
� Thank you.
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� Way to show Madeline Merlo
who wore it better.
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� Todd, you've always
been so supportive.
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It was me, right?
� Of course... it was you!
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Remember our first Tunies?
� Oh, my God. We were so green!
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� Yeah, but the shrimp was bad.
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� Ladies and gentlemen,once again, please take
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your seats as the show willbegin shortly.
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(cheering and applause)
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(upbeat music plays)
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� Our next performance
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is one of Tunie's
Breakout Artists of the Year.
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Give it up for Nia Taylor!
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(cheering)
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� ♪♪ Take your coat
and shoes off ♪
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� Is this
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the new song you wrote?
� Yes.
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� ♪ Four billion people
surround us ♪
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� You gave it to Todd?
� Yes, I did.
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� Put it on the list.
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� ♪ So many souls lose
their way ♪
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♪ All that we have is ♪
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♪ Each other ♪
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♪ And that's all I've ♪
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♪ Ever wanted, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪
� Sweet Jesus in a jam jar.
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(cheering and applause)
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I don't see your mom.
Do you know if they made it?
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� Holy crap!
A photo I posted is trending!
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� Let me see. You have
really captured her humanity,
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you traitor!
I thought you were supposed
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to be taking pictures of me.
� OK. I'll find a good place
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to take pictures of you from.
� No low angles.
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No high angles!
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NO ANGLES!
� Oh, my God.
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� ...but let's take a moment
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to think about them.
� Oh, great.
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So I'm on after
the dead people parade?
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(sentimental music plays)
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Is she interpretive dancing
the causes of death?
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♪♪♪
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� Heart attack.
(gasps)
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� Alcohol poisoning. That's why
I don't do that anymore.
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(audience murmuring)
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� Death by squirrel?
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� Nut cancer.
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� It's strange. I mean,
I texted the sitter.
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She's usually on time.
� Oh, my God. We're gonna miss the whole thing!
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(phone chimes)
� Oh. That's not good.
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� What is it, Jann?
Is she pissed?
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� Don't freak out, but the
sitter's been in an accident.
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Apparently, she's been
hit by a rickshaw.
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� I believe those are
called foot taxis.
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� So how much longer is
she gonna be?
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� Well, she's in the hospital
getting her arm in a cast
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and being monitored
for a possible concussion.
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� So like, 10 minutes?
� Uh, Cyn, she's not coming.
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� Oh, God! I knew I should have
left without you all!
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� Hey!
� I'll stay. You guys go.
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� No, I'll stay.
� She's your sister.
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� I know, but you
never get to go out.
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� I don't give a flying��
� Kids!
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�...F who stays, but I'm going.
(Max sighs)
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(crackling)
(screaming)
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(dripping)
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� The TV's haunted!
(screaming)
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� (Max): What's going on?!
� (David): What the hell?!
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� Oh, my God!
(girls screaming indistinctly)
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� Run, Sammy! Run!
It's gonna get us!
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� (David): Bathroom's flooded.
The tub overflowed.
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� Oh...
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� Mom, is that your bath?
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� No. I didn't have
a bath today.
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� You did, Mom. I heard
you fill it up. � I didn't!
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� Did you turn the tap off
or did you forget?
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� Whenever anything goes wrong,
you blame me!
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� Mom, I can't watch you
every minute of the day!
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� Oh...
(Max sighs)
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(sentimental music plays)
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� Can we just talk about
how you didn't trust me to do
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that original song and then Nia
goes out there and sings it
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and everybody loves it
and that could've been me?
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� Nia is young,
fresh and beautiful.
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She could've sung
a vacuum cleaner manual
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and people would've loved it.
Youth is a major factor
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in this industry and the fact
that you don't acknowledge
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that is becoming a real problem!
� Well, if you think
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young people are so easy
to manage, why in the hell
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would you wanna represent
a 40�year�old woman like myself?
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� I saw the opportunity
to build something big
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that would last: your legacy.
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Your comeback was an incredible
challenge, but I didn't realize
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what a challenge it would be
just to get you to listen!
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(laughing)
(applause)
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� Did I die?
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Am I in Hell?!
� Jann, you're alive
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and well and being celebrated.
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Your award's up next.
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� Right. Right. Right.
� OK.
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� It's my pleasure to present
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the Silver Tunie Award
to Jann Arden.
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Her album Living Under June
remains a favourite of mine,
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and I know I'm not alone.
Please, give it up
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for Jann Arden!
(cheering and applause)
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� My speech. My speech.
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My speech came out of my flap!
I don't have my speech!
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♪♪ Hey, why am I single? ♪
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(electronic dance music plays)
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� You're gonna have to wing it.
But Jann...
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don't be yourself.
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� ♪ I've got a wiener
in my thermos ♪
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♪ I'm having another hot flash ♪
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♪ I've got a wiener
in my thermos ♪
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♪ I'm a hot mess,
I'm a hot mess ♪
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♪ I'm a hot mess ♪♪
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Thank you so much.
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I'm, uh...
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I'm kind of overwhelmed.
I'm very grateful to be here.
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I had a speech, and I...
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I don't know what I did with it.
(audience laughing)
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Uh, yeah, my career.
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I have had some low points.
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Some of them are very high
in the search results
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if you Google my name. Yeah.
(audience laughing)
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Um, but I've had
some wonderful times.
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I've had some�
some high points too
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and this record is
certainly one of them.
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Uh... I owe much of my success
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to my manager...
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my former manager,
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Todd Granger, who has been
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my... cheerleader.
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He has been my coach.
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And he is...
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someone who has always,
always had my back.
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Thank you very much for this.
Thank you.
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(cheering and applause)
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(electronic dance music plays)
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CALE! You have never
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supported me! And I'm not
talking about my ta�ta tape.
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I'm talking about you.
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You have never understood me.
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And you�you never even
know what I need.
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And you're fired.
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� Jann...
you're gonna die alone.
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(sighs)
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(receding footsteps)
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� (woman): Congratulations, Nia!
(indistinct chatter)
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Hey! Over here!
� (man): Well done!
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� Todd! Todd!
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� Jann, hey! Great speech.
� Thank you.
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� Thank you for giving me
that beautiful shout�out!
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� I'm here to give you
something else...
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your job back!
� What?
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� I fired Cale so you can
be my manager again.
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� Jann... I can't.
� What?
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� I miss you.
And I'm proud of you.
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But I can't be your manager
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right now. I'm so busy with Nia.
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I'm a one client kind of guy.
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� Todd.
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� Bye, Jann.
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� (woman): Jann! Come here!
� I gotta pee.
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� I feel bad. I didn't mean
to get so mad at her.
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� I know.
� Ugh.
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The baby was up there.
I mean, what if next time,
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she just... forgets
to unplug the iron or...
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I'd actually let myself
forget she was sick.
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I'm so mad at myself.
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� I'm sorry, babe.
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� I don't think
that I feel comfortable
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having Mom home alone
with the kids anymore.
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Is that bad? Am I just like,
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a terrible person?
� No, no, no, no.
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Look... our number one job
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in this world is
to protect those kids.
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So that's exactly
what we're gonna do, OK?
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� Mm.
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� Thanks, everybody,
for showing up!
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Where were you ding�dongs?
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(sighs heavily)
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00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:22,599
What happened?
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� Nora left the tap on,
flooded the upstairs.
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� Was it bad?
� It was bad.
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The girls were really upset.
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� I'll go check on them.
� Thank you, Charley.
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� We're gonna figure this out.
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(sighs)
� Oh. Hey, Mom!
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� Hi, sweetheart! Oh, I'm sorry
we missed your award.
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Oh, it hasn't been a great day.
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� It's OK.
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Just come and sit with me.
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� I don't remember doing it
but Max said I did,
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so...
(Nora sighs)
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...I guess it must have been me.
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00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:07,583
(sighs)
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� OK, Mom. I think
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you should move back
into the cottage with me.
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What do you think of that?
� Depends.
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00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:21,123
You gonna blame me
for everything that goes wrong?
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00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,530
� Probably. I promise
I'll try not to.
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OK?
� OK.
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� OK.
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00:17:29,768 --> 00:17:31,598
(sighs)
� I'll go
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wherever you girls
want me to go.
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� Oh...
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00:17:35,508 --> 00:17:37,238
Oh.
� You know, Mom,
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we're all kind of lost in this.
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We're doing the best we can.
� I know.
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� The girls are asleep.
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00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:48,681
� What's that?
� Oh, it's just my screensaver.
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00:17:48,721 --> 00:17:51,721
It's a slideshow
of a bunch of my pictures.
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00:17:51,757 --> 00:17:54,197
� (David): Huh.
� You took those?
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I had no idea you had become
such a photographer.
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00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:58,965
� I literally take pictures
all the time.
368
00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:00,807
� No, I know,
but I thought it was more
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sort of navel�gazing
selfie like�bait crap.
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� OK, that's fair.
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� Oh, no. Charley,
you're very talented.
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� OK, your level
of enthusiasm for this is
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creeping me out right now.
� Oh.
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(David chuckling)
� (Max): Oh, wow.
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� ♪♪ When I am old ♪
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♪ I'll think of all the hearts ♪
377
00:18:23,256 --> 00:18:25,566
♪ I broke to be here ♪
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♪ With you ♪
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♪ When I am gray ♪
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♪ And somewhat vague
and too confused ♪
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♪ I know I'll still
remember you ♪
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♪ The very most ♪
383
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♪ And all the days ♪
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♪ Will wrap around
our fingers ♪
385
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♪ They'll disappear ♪
386
00:18:56,989 --> 00:19:02,229
♪ Oh, they disappear ♪♪
387
00:19:02,261 --> 00:19:05,231
♪♪♪
388
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:09,334
(upbeat music)
� ♪♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪♪
390
00:19:13,906 --> 00:19:16,376
� Isn't this romantic?
391
00:19:16,409 --> 00:19:18,039
� Very.
� This is really fun.
392
00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:20,147
I've always wanted to do this.
393
00:19:22,381 --> 00:19:24,551
(wind gusting)
394
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,253
� Listen...
395
00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:30,425
I'd kneel, but it's
so damn small in here,
396
00:19:30,456 --> 00:19:33,466
and my knees are
kind of jimmied.
397
00:19:33,492 --> 00:19:35,762
Cynthia Bowen,
will you marry me?
398
00:19:35,794 --> 00:19:38,094
� What are you doing?!
399
00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:41,061
We've only been together
again for a couple of months!
400
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,970
And we've been in therapy
that whole time!
401
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,871
And even then,
we've had our tough moments.
402
00:19:44,903 --> 00:19:47,603
� And?
� Why are you doing this?
403
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,240
� Because I don't
wanna die alone!
404
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,145
� That is a terrible
reason to propose.
405
00:19:51,177 --> 00:19:53,747
� I thought that was
the main reason people did this.
406
00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:56,179
� She's not wrong.
407
00:19:58,684 --> 00:20:01,624
� Is that a yes?
� This is insane.
408
00:20:01,654 --> 00:20:04,024
� I didn't hear no.
409
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:05,967
� I think it's a no.
� You don't even know her, Gord!
410
00:20:05,991 --> 00:20:08,791
� It's a no.
� Oh.
411
00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:13,003
How long is this ride?
412
00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:14,831
� That's not up to me.
It's up to the wind.
413
00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:17,037
� Perfect.
� Could be an hour.
414
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,770
� Fine.
� Could be four or five.
415
00:20:18,804 --> 00:20:21,104
� I GET IT, GORD!
416
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,970
I get it.
417
00:20:24,577 --> 00:20:27,447
Just livin' my best life.
418
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,250
So are you single, Gord?
419
00:20:33,086 --> 00:20:35,856
� I go lighter. Like, I left
there one day and I thought,
420
00:20:35,888 --> 00:20:38,018
oh, my God, I don't even
have nipples. They went way
421
00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:39,927
too light.
� I didn't know they did that.
422
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:42,018
� They do. Oh, God, you can get
them lighter or darker.
423
00:20:42,061 --> 00:20:44,891
You wait 'til you get older,
Madeline Merlo.
424
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:47,560
Does anyone ever
call you Chardonnay?
425
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,670
Ahem. I heard that, Jenna.
426
00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:52,202
And I've slept
with your brother!
427
00:20:52,238 --> 00:20:53,968
More than once!
428
00:20:54,006 --> 00:20:55,976
♪♪ I am cool and I'm wise ♪
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00:20:56,008 --> 00:20:57,968
♪ And I'm larger
than your life ♪
430
00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,980
♪ I am bigger than the sun ♪
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00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:02,982
♪ Watch me running to the end
of all time, I'll be fine ♪
432
00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:05,985
♪ Watch me breaking through
the finish line ♪
433
00:21:06,018 --> 00:21:07,748
♪ Finish line ♪
434
00:21:07,786 --> 00:21:12,996
♪ I am an army ♪
435
00:21:13,025 --> 00:21:14,995
♪ I don't do what I'm told ♪♪
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