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[WHISTLING]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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BBBLLLP...YEAH!
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HEY, HYDRANT,
YOUR FLY'S UNDONE.
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WHOO-HA! WHOO-HOO!
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[HUMMING]
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HMM?
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HYDRANTS ARE SLOWER
THAN MOLASSES,
HUH, PLANK?
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[SHOUTING]
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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YEEE-AH!
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SUEY! SUEY!
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HOO!
YO! YO!
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WA!
WA! WA!
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All: OOH!
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I THINK I'M RELIVING
THAT EXPIRED TOFU, PLANK.
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HUH?
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YOU GOT TO BE
PULLING MY LEG.
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SPECIAL EFFECTS?!
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THAT'S RIGHT,
GRASSHOPPER.
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ONLY ONE OF THE LESSONS
YOU'LL LEARN
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AT MASTER EDDY'Z
SCHOOL OF KUNG-FU.
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WAH--OOF! HA HA!
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DID I GET IT?
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NOT BY A MILE, ED.
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SHALL WE TRY
ONE MORE TIME?
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REMEMBER, ED,
ENVISION THE LOG,
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FOCUS,
AND MAKE CONTACT.
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HI-YA!
OHH!
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HALLELUJAH!
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MIND OVER MATTER
TRIUMPHS.
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LET'S
DO IT AGAIN, ED.
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WE CAN ENROLL YOU
TODAY
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FOR ONLY A QUARTER,
GRASSHOPPER.
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NOW, THERE'S A DEAL.
WHAT'S THAT, PLANK?
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PLANK SAYS MAKE LIKE
A ROCKET AND TAKE OFF.
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I SHALL HONOR
YOUR DECISION,
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O HEAD OF
A THOUSAND GALLONS.
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Double D: FOCUS, ED.
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I AM ONE WITH
MY SHOE SIZE, DOUBLE D.
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UH....
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THAT'S NICE, ED.
JUST HIT THE DANG THING.
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Ed: HUH!
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JONNY?
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YAH! OOF!
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[LAUGHING]
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HELLO.
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EDDY.
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HA HA HA!
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THAT WAS SO FUNNY
I FORGOT TO LAUGH.
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LET ME REMIND YOU,
YOU WOOD-LOVIN'--
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[RUMBLING]
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VRROOM! VRROOM!
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HEY, KEV!
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EVER THOUGHT OF TAKING
KUNG-FU LESSONS?
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REAL CHEAP.
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GET AWAY FROM ME.
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HURRY, SARAH,
I THINK IT STARTED.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
IMPORTANT OR SOMETHING.
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WHERE ARE
THEY GOING?
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I HATE IT WHEN
THEY DON'T TELL US
ABOUT STUFF!
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WHAT COULD BE
MORE IMPORTANT
THAN MASTER EDDY?
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COOKIE DOUGH!
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YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!
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THEY SAY IN ORDER
TO GAIN KNOWLEDGE,
ONE MUST SEEK IT.
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SHALL WE, EDDY?
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All: OOH!
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Jonny:
HEY, ROLF!
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WHAT YA DOIN'?
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ROLF THOUGHT
NO ONE WOULD ASK.
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FEAST YOUR EYES
ON ROLF'S CUSTOMARY DRESS
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SEWN TOGETHER FROM THE MEMBRANE
OF THE GREAT SEA CUCUMBER!
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THE FITTINGS
WERE EXCRUCIATING,
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BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.
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ALL FOR THE HONOR
OF ROLF'S GREAT NANA.
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THANK YOU, GREAT NANA,
WHEREVER YOU MAY BE.
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LET US CELEBRATE, YES?
MMM.
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EVERY YEAR AS PART
OF OUR GUILT-RIDDEN
TRADITIONS,
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ROLF'S FAMILY PAYS TRIBUTE
TO ROLF'S GREAT NANA
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AND THE MIGHTY SEA CUCUMBER.
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RIGHT ON!
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WELCOME, MY FRIENDS.
DON'T BE SHY.
WHOO-HOO!
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AND FEAST
FROM THE BOX OF FOOD
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MADE FROM THE RESPECTED
SEA CREATURE.
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MERCY ME.
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HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Rolf: TRY ONE, ED-BOY.
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MAMA'S SEA CUCUMBER BALLS
ARE GOOD FOR
THE DIGESTION SPOUT.
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NO FOOLIN'?
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DOUBLE D ED-BOY?
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UM, UH, HEH...
OH, WHY,
THANK YOU, ROLF.
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EAT! EAT LIKE A PIG!
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Eddy: HEY,
DOUBLE THE SOCKHEAD.
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YOU SEE THAT KNOTHOLE
IN THE FENCE?
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BET I COULD HIT IT.
YAH!
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EDDY, NO!
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[MUNCHING]
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Eddy: STUPID FISH BALL.
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[SOBBING]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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GIVE IT A SHOT,
DOUBLE D.
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EDDY, SHOW
SOME RESPECT.
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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IT'S HIS HAT, EDDY.
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HE ALWAYS WEARS IT,
AND HE TALKS FOREVER
ABOUT STUFF.
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NOT TO MENTION
HIS OBSESSION
WITH CLEANLINESS--
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BIG PROBLEM.
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[ROLF MOANING]
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ROLF MOURNS THE LOSS
OF HIS HONOR.
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AS YOU LEAVE, PLEASE
TROD ON ROLF'S FACE,
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AS EDDY HAS SHAMED
THE SON OF A SHEPHERD.
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Sarah:
WAY TO GO, EDDY!
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Jimmy:
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, ROLF.
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DO NOT WEEP FOR...
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Kevin: LATER, DUDE.
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Nazz: SORRY, ROLF.
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ROLF.
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WHAT DID I DO?
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HURRY UP, GUYS,
BEFORE HE GETS UP!
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Ed: ROLF HAS
SUCH GOOD PARTIES.
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UHHH! NO, ED.
WE'LL LEAVE THIS WAY.
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BOY,
YOU'RE HEAVY, ED.
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WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME
WHAT I DID WRONG?
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WHAT DID I DO?
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LET'S GO, EDDY.
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[ED LAUGHS]
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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UH. OH. AH.
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OH. AH. UH.
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[STEERING WHEEL CREAKING]
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WHAT'S ROLF'S PROBLEM?!
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Eddy: ARRRGH!
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Ed: UH, HELP ME, GUYS.
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TRY AND UNDERSTAND, EDDY.
GUYS?
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ROLF'S CULTURE
IS STEEPED IN
LONGSTEM TRADITIONS,
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AND IF YOU WERE
JUST TO APOLOGIZE--
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APOLOGIZE?! FOR WHAT?
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
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BUT YOU DID, EDDY.
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BY SIMPLY TOSSING
HIS SEA CUCUMBER BALL,
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YOU INSULTED ROLF'S--
OHH! BOO HOO!
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I HURT ROLF'S
STINKY FISH BALL.
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IT'S NOT
THE FISH BALL, EDDY.
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YOU HURT
ROLF'S FEELINGS.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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HUH...GHH!
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WHY DON'T YOU
BAKE CUPCAKES, EDDY?
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[DING DING]
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CUPCAKES?
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MONOBROW'S RIGHT.
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ALL THIS TALK
ABOUT FOOD'S
MAKING ME HUNGRY.
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YAH-OW! VERY WELL, THEN,
BAKE YOUR CUPCAKES.
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BUT OFFER THEM TO ROLF
AS A TOKEN OF APOLOGY.
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NOPE. NO CUPCAKES.
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AWW!
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FINE!
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THEN IF YOU WON'T
APOLOGIZE, I WILL!
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A HEALTHY POTTED PLANT
SHOULD OPEN THE DOOR
TO DIPLOMACY.
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OH, MY!
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ROLF,
I MAY BE UNFAMILIAR
WITH YOUR CUSTOMS,
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BUT THIS SEEMS
A TAD EXTREME.
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Rolf: GO AWAY!
[SHALLOW BREATHING]
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SHAH-KA-KA!
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I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER
IF YOU TELL ME
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WHAT'S GOING ON.
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UH...HA!
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I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE,
SMARTY-PANTS.
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HOLD IT!
STOP RIGHT THERE.
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HUMPH! I SUPPOSE
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
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IT'S MY FAULT
ROLF'S ACTING LIKE A MOLE.
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GIVE ROLF
THE PLANT, EDDY.
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MAN, YOU'RE WORSE
THAN MY MOTHER.
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HERE YOU GO, ROLF.
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I'M SORRY
FOR HURTING
YOUR...WHATEVER.
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[BREATHING] UH!
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[SCREAMS]
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IT LIVES!
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HIYA, ROLF.
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HI-YAH!
HIYA, STRETCH.
NICE PLANT, HUH?
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DON'T FORGET
TO WATER THAT--OOF!
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YOU MOCK ROLF YET AGAIN
WITH THE POTTED SHRUB
OF RIDICULE?
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THE WHAT?
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FOR THE HONOR
OF ROLF'S GREAT NANA,
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I CHALLENGE YOU
TO A DUEL!
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A DUEL?
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PREPARE YOURSELF, ED-BOY,
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AS HONOR WILL BE MINE.
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WHAT'D I DO NOW?
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Kevin: HEY, ROLF,
NEED A HAND?
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TOSS ME A SHOVEL, DUDE.
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THIS IS NOT ALLOWED,
KEVIN,
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AS THE PIT OF THE DUEL
MUST BE DUG
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WITH THE FAMILY SHOVELS
OF PERPETUAL GUILT.
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I ALONE MUST BEAR
THE SORROW.
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UHH!
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HMM...RRRR...YEEH!
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ORR! NOSH! ORR!
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[STRAINING]
WHOA.
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ENOUGH TRAINING
FOR ROLF.
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TIME TO FIX
WHAT IS BROKEN.
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[ECHOING]
BRING ME THE ED-BOY!
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CAN WE STOP
FOR ICE CREAM?
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ED, PLEASE.
EDDY'S CONCENTRATING ON
THE NEAR-AT-HAND DUEL.
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LIKE
I'LL SHOW UP...
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MR. GIVE-ROLF-
A-PLANT.
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LOOK OUT, EDDY.
THERE'S SOMEONE
ON THE ROAD!
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HEY, DORK!
IT'S TIME FOR--HONK!
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BOY,
THAT WAS CLOSE.
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[GROWLING]
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LET THE SHOW BEGIN.
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RRR...RRR.
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RRR...PTUI!
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Kevin: HEY, SQUIRT,
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CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
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Eddy: WHAT? MORE FISH?
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UGH!
CHOOSE!
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[SHUDDERING]
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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HOLY MACKEREL!
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YES, I BELIEVE
YOU'RE RIGHT, ED.
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THIS IS GONNA BE
SO CHOICE.
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Rolf:
ANYTHING TO SAY, ED-BOY?
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UH...JEEZ, ROLF.
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LIGHTEN UP, MAN.
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OH, DEAR.
ROLF'S CUSTOMS HAVE
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A FRIGHTENINGLY
HIGH BUDGET.
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OK, WHAT?
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I--I'M SORRY,
OK? THERE!
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IF THIS IS TRUE,
HAVE YOU BROUGHT
THE CUPCAKES OF SORRYNESS?
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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NO.
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[SLOW MOTION]
NOOOO!
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HAS ROLF GONE INSANE?
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Eddy: OW!
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COME ON, EDDY!
[EDDY SCREAMS]
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JEEZ, ROLF,
AREN'T YOU TIRED YET?
241
00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:50,042
DORKY'S NOT EVEN
PUTTING UP A FIGHT.
242
00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,995
COME ON, ROLF,
I SAID I WAS--
243
00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:54,713
SORRY.
244
00:09:54,792 --> 00:09:57,422
HMM!
IS IT OVER?
245
00:09:58,042 --> 00:10:00,292
IN A DUEL,
TWO CONTESTANTS MUST FIGHT.
246
00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,915
TWO. DUEL.
DUEL. TWO.
247
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,790
WHY DO YOU NOT
FIGHT ROLF?
248
00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,035
OH. IS IT MY TURN?
249
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,745
HIT ROLF!
250
00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,503
HUH! OOF!
251
00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,665
[EDDY SCREAMS]
252
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:14,830
EDDY?
253
00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:16,077
[THUD]
254
00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:20,747
THE HONOR OF ROLF'S
ANCESTORS HAS BEEN AVENGED!
255
00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,213
THANK YOU.
256
00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,082
[GROANING]
257
00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:27,377
WANT A COPY
FOR FUTURE
DORK REFERENCE?
258
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,748
BOY, YOU STINK
LIKE FISH, EDDY.
259
00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,043
I'M PROUD
OF YOU, EDDY.
260
00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:33,915
YOU'VE RENEWED
ROLF'S ESTEEM
IN HIS HERITAGE.
261
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,170
HOW ABOUT I BAKE YOU
THOSE CUPCAKES?
262
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,670
TOO LATE!
263
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:41,170
COME. JOIN ROLF
WITH THE TRADITIONAL
EELS OF FORGIVENESS.
264
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,000
PULL OUT YOUR PANTS,
ED-BOYS.
265
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,963
BEST DO
AS HE SAYS, EDDY,
266
00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:47,212
LEST WE OPEN
OLD WOUNDS.
267
00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:49,172
CURSE DIVERSE CULTURES.
268
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,420
[CHUCKLES]
269
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,880
THERE YOU GO.
270
00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:53,248
SOME FOR YOU.
271
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,833
ENJOY, MY FRIEND.
272
00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:56,667
GEE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
273
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:57,670
YAH...AH AH!
274
00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,290
[SHUDDERING]
WHOO!
275
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,535
GOOD, YES?
276
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,495
LET ME JOIN YOU.
277
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:05,003
KEVIN, JOIN US
IN OUR JUBILATION.
278
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,383
I'LL PASS, DUDE.
279
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:10,248
SON OF A GUN.
YOU INSULT ROLF BY
DENYING THE EELS?
280
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:13,133
YAH. AH AH.
WHOO. HOO-HOO.
281
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:16,078
ED, ARE YOU
ENJOYING THIS?
282
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,457
I FEEL WEIRD, GUYS.
283
00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:21,712
I THINK
I'M ALLERGIC TO EELS.
284
00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:25,957
HIS FACE! WHAAA!
285
00:11:26,042 --> 00:11:27,042
[EELS SQUEALING]
286
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,575
CAN SOMEBODY
SCRATCH MY SCALES?
287
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,037
BLEGHH!
288
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:41,538
[PIANO PLAYING BALLET MUSIC]
289
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:43,167
[HUFFING]
290
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,080
WHEE!
291
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:48,207
Double D:
BE BRAVE, FINE FELLOW!
292
00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:49,172
HMM...
293
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,210
OUT OF THE INCUBATOR
AND THRUST ONTO THE WORLD.
294
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:55,082
LET'S TRY TO ADAPT,
SHALL WE?
295
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,577
[GIGGLING]
296
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:02,383
BY GEORGE,
HE'S ASSIMILATED!
WHEE!
297
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,212
UHH!
298
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,883
JIMMY, STOP!
299
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,078
HELLO?
300
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,377
STAY PERFECTLY STILL.
301
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,288
SOMERSAULTING IS A WILD
AND DISREPUTABLE SPORT,
YOUNG MAN.
302
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:16,125
LET'S HOPE YOUR CARELESSNESS
DIDN'T HARM THE INNOCENT.
303
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:20,498
SEE? YOU COULD HAVE CRUSHED
THIS POOR ARTHROPOD.
304
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,133
WAS THAT ON ME?
305
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,538
JIMMY, THE GRASS CONCEALS
A MICROWORLD,
306
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:28,125
HOME TO THOUSANDS
UPON THOUSANDS
OF FASCINATING INSECTS.
307
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,168
IT JUST HITCHED A RIDE
IN YOUR HAIR TO--
308
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,710
CREEPY CRAWLIES!
309
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:35,212
THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME.
THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME!
310
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:36,922
BUGS! SARAH, HELP!
311
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,380
WELL, JIMMY'S LACK OF GOOD
JUDGMENT IS QUITE EVIDENT.
312
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,998
JONNY, NOT AGAIN.
313
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,633
YEP. THIS HAPPENS TO ME
A LOT, DOUBLE D.
314
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:50,628
DIDN'T YOU LEARN FROM
YOUR PAST MISTAKES, JONNY?
315
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:54,208
AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST
COMMON SENSE.
316
00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:57,037
I GUESS NOT. HA HA!
317
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,125
CAN I HELP IN ANY WAY?
318
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,208
NO, THANKS.
319
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:03,172
PLANK ALREADY
WENT FOR HELP.
320
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:08,747
HE'LL BE BACK AROUND
A FRECKLE PAST A HAIR.
321
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:11,962
INTERESTING...
322
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,212
♪ LA DEE DA DEE DA
DEE DA DA DA ♪
323
00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:17,252
♪ LA DEE DA DEE DA
DEE LA DA DA ♪
324
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,793
IT MAY JUST BE COINCIDENCE,
325
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:22,205
BUT IT SEEMS GOOD JUDGMENT
IS AT A PREMIUM TODAY.
326
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,332
SNAKE! SNAKE!
I GOT IT, EDDY.
327
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:25,127
I GOT IT!
328
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,078
[MOANING]
329
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:29,127
Eddy: WATCH IT, ED!
IT MIGHT BITE!
330
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:33,418
IT HAS BLINDED ME
WITH ITS VENOM!
331
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,423
GAAH!
332
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,078
Eddy: PULL IT OFF, ED!
333
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,667
IT IS SLIPPERY,
EDDY.
334
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,040
DID YOU SEE THAT THING
LUNGE AT US?
335
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,415
HMM. THAT IS
A BELT.
336
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,380
Eddy: HMM...
337
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,878
BUT I HEARD IT HISS,
DOUBLE D.
338
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,208
IMPOSSIBLE, ED.
339
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,712
IT AIN'T MOVIN' MUCH.
340
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:56,922
IT'S A BELT!
341
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,210
FOR CRYIN' OUT
LOUD, IT SECURES
YOUR PANTS.
342
00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:01,422
SURE LOOKED LIKE
A SNAKE.
343
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,790
HEY! I BET WE COULD
SELL THIS THING
AS AN EXOTIC PET.
344
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:05,955
I'D BUY IT.
345
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:08,292
THAT'S IT.
I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR ANY MORE.
346
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,745
THE ACADEMIC LEVEL
OF THIS CUL-DE-SAC
347
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:13,003
IS DROPPING LIKE
A LEAD WEIGHT.
348
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:17,173
IF WE DON'T PROVIDE
OURSELVES WITH SOME SORT
OF MENTAL STIMULATION,
349
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,130
WE'LL ALL BE REDUCED
TO PROTOPLASM.
350
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,918
HEY, LURCH,
WITH A LITTLE PAINT,
351
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,460
THAT FOOTBALL COULD
LOOK LIKE AN ALLIGATOR.
352
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,035
YOU NEED HELP.
353
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:30,875
YOU ALL NEED HELP.
[SCREAMING]
354
00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,828
[PIG SQUEALS]
355
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:33,917
Rolf: COME, KEVIN.
356
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,040
FORGET IT, MAN.
357
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,745
I DON'T WALK
WITH THE PIG.
358
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:37,583
[GRUNTING]
359
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,247
I CAN HEAR
THE OCEAN, PLANK.
360
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,253
[PIG GROWLS]
361
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:44,083
WHAT THE HECK'S
THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
362
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:44,957
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE!
363
00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,082
OUR PET ALLIGATOR
MIGHT ATTACK
364
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,917
WITH THE BLINK
OF AN EYE.
365
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
[MUSICAL FLOURISH]
366
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,463
THAT'S NO ALLIGATOR.
367
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:56,002
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
DIDN'T YOU SEE IT MOVE?
368
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,213
IT'S REALLY MOVIN'.
369
00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,172
RUN! SING A SONG!
370
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,130
SOMEONE STOP
THAT MONSTROSITY.
371
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,998
LET'S CATCH IT AND PUT IT
IN A BOX.
372
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,213
HURRY, KEVIN.
373
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:06,292
FEED IT A ROCK!
374
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,285
LET'S RUG WRESTLE
THE BEAST.
375
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,205
WE'RE SITTING ON
A GOLD MINE, ED.
376
00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:13,502
EE-AY-EE-AY-OH!
377
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,540
[ALL TALKING
AT ONCE]
378
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,130
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
ATTENTION.
379
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,038
YOUR ATTENTION,
THANK YOU.
380
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:23,125
PLEASE BE SEATED.
381
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,502
All: HUH?
382
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:37,628
GOOD DAY, CLASS.
383
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:39,828
FIRST LESSON IS HOW TO
DIFFERENTIATE
384
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:44,127
BETWEEN AN ALLIGATOR
AND A RECREATIONAL TOY.
385
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,460
[CLINK CLINK]
386
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,173
OOH.
OOH.
387
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:53,130
HE'S WRECKING
EVERYTHING, ED!
EDDY.
388
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:56,038
NAZZ, PLEASE SWITCH
SEATS WITH ED.
389
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,212
AAH!
HI, EDDY.
390
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,253
[WHIMPERING]
391
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,713
THAT IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE
392
00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:12,332
OF THE ALARMING DECLINE
IN RATIONAL THINKING...
393
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,997
[GULP]
394
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,792
ROLF!
HELLO?
395
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,205
GET RID OF THAT GUM.
396
00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:19,332
THIS IS NO GUM.
397
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,127
IT IS THE GREASE
OF A PAPA'S FOOTSOAKINGS.
398
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,418
NOW!
399
00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,168
Double D:
LOOK AROUND YOU.
400
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,290
OUR BREAK FROM SCHOOL
401
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:29,875
HAS TURNED US
INTO LUMBERING,
NONSENSICAL NINNIES!
402
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,418
MY APOLOGIES
FOR BEING SO BLUNT.
403
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,500
YES, KEVIN?
404
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,793
SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS,
YOU'RE A DORK.
405
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,285
[LAUGHING]
406
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,960
I SEE A VISUAL AID
IS IN ORDER.
407
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,537
THAT'S IT!
408
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:47,955
[ROLF LAUGHS]
409
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:49,962
[ALL LAUGHING]
410
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,082
WHAT A DUNCE!
411
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,460
BOY, KEVIN,
THAT WAS STUPID.
412
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:59,002
MY SENTIMENTS
EXACTLY, NAZZ.
413
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,463
[HUMMING]
414
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,212
I'VE COME UP
WITH A SCAVENGER HUNT
415
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,462
TO HELP STIMULATE OUR MINDS.
416
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:06,752
NOTE: EACH ENVELOPE CONTAINS
A LIST OF CLUES.
417
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:07,963
DECIPHER THESE CLUES,
418
00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:10,132
COLLECT THE OBJECT
THAT RELATES TO THAT CLUE,
419
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,788
AND EARN A GRAND PRIZE.
420
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,495
WHAT'S THE PRIZE,
DOUBLE D?
421
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:17,833
IS IT WOOD VARNISH?
SHINY TWEEZERS?
422
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:18,917
A NEW BROTHER?
423
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,830
IT MUST BE
A JAWBREAKER.
424
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:21,627
JAWBREAKER?!
425
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,128
GLISTENING WITH SUGAR
426
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,998
LIKE THE SWEAT
ON NANA'S UPPER LIP.
427
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,753
ACTUALLY, ROLF,
IT'S A--
428
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,633
ROLF ACCEPTS
THE CHALLENGE!
429
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,498
OH, GOODY.
A HUNT.
430
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,633
HURRY UP, KEVIN.
431
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,208
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
432
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:39,253
THE PURSUIT OF WISDOM
AND MENTAL CULTIVATION.
433
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,173
THIS SHOULD--
434
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,130
COUGH UP
THE JAWBREAKER!
435
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,168
HELLO!
436
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,750
NO!
437
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:45,543
OH!
438
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,035
BUT YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
439
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:50,495
WHERE'D YOU STASH IT,
DOUBLE D, WHERE?
440
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,713
I AM BACK!
441
00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:52,672
ERRR...
442
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,210
SAY "TOY BOY" 3 TIMES
REALLY FAST.
443
00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:57,882
IN ORDER TO RECEIVE
THE PRIZE, YOU'LL NEED
TO WIN THE HUNT.
444
00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,998
TOY BOY, TOY BOY,
TOY B--
445
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,083
READ THE CLUES,
EDDY.
446
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:07,877
"CLUE #1: WHEN I GROW UP,
I WANT TO BE A TREE."
447
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,668
THIS IS SO STUPID.
448
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,000
ABSORB THE CLUE,
EDDY.
449
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:16,293
"I WANT TO BE A TREE."
450
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,208
OH, I KNOW!
451
00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:20,132
I KNOW!
452
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,080
YOU SHOW 'EM,
MONOBROW!
453
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,787
HA! TOO EASY.
454
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:26,625
I WIN!
455
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:27,668
JAWBREAKER, PLEASE.
456
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,960
MMM!
457
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,832
ED, WHY WOULD
A WATERMELON WANT
TO BE A TREE?
458
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,747
Both: JAWBREAKER, PLEASE!
459
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,213
YOU'RE NOT
EVEN CLOSE!
460
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,250
A TREE.
461
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,125
OH, LOOK! AN ACORN!
462
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,128
WAIT. YES? UH-HUH.
463
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,578
OK, I'LL TELL THEM.
464
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:56,997
"I'M A LITTLE ACORN,
AND WHEN I GROW UP
I WANT TO BE...
465
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:57,923
A TREE!"
466
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,380
ACORN BECOMES A TREE!
467
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,328
ACORN...BECOMES TREE!
468
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,037
ACORN...
469
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,745
THIS IS GONNA TAKE...
470
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,293
FOREVER, JIMMY.
471
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,535
THIS IS STUPID!
472
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,665
OH, DON'T
SAY THAT, SARAH.
473
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,250
JONNY'S ALREADY
AHEAD OF US. SEE?
474
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,793
HEE HEE HEE!
475
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:18,495
YEAH. IT'S A TIN CAN ALL RIGHT.
BOY, PLANK, YOU'RE A BRAINIAC!
476
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,293
HA HA HA!
477
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,205
GET BACK HERE, JONNY.
OOF!
478
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:24,172
WHAT'S THE ANSWER
TO THE FIRST CLUE?
479
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,380
BEATS ME.
480
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:28,128
PLANK THOUGHT WE'D
JUST COLLECT STUFF.
481
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,578
LIKE THIS PAPER!
482
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:30,287
[GASPS]
483
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,165
HEY!
GIVE THAT BACK!
484
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,960
HEE HEE!
OOOH!
485
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:38,002
NAZZ, THIS IS
SO STUPID.
486
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,083
YOU'RE NOT
EVEN TRYING, KEVIN.
487
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,917
DON'T YOU WANT TO
WIN THAT JAWBREAKER?
488
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,040
WHAT FOR?
489
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:47,125
I GOT A WHOLE GARAGE
FULL OF JAWBREAKERS,
REMEMBER?
490
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:49,378
STUPID.
491
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:50,328
[CRYING]
492
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:52,457
Rolf: WHY DO YOU CRY,
FEEBLE ONE?
493
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:53,832
YOU MUST SHED TEARS OF JOY
494
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:57,627
'CAUSE ROLF IS VICTOR
OF THE SCAVENGER HUNT.
495
00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,247
THIS BAG IS
FULL OF BEETS.
496
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,673
WHAT CLUE IS BEETS?
497
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:04,830
NO NOTHING!
498
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:08,287
THE HUMBLE BEET IS
THE ANSWER TO ALL RIDDLES.
499
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,785
YOU BORE ROLF!
500
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:11,705
[JIMMY SCREAMS]
501
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,212
ROLF MUST CLAIM
HIS PRIZE.
502
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:15,002
SARAH!
503
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,173
ROLF IS CHEATING!
504
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,040
PINK BELLY!
505
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,535
PINK BELLY!
506
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,245
PINK BELLY!
507
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,083
ED, PLEASE.
508
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:26,707
[SLAP]
509
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:27,792
STOP IT, ED.
510
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:30,035
YOU KNOW HOW TO
MAKE ED STOP, DOUBLE D.
511
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,125
TELL US WHERE YOU HID
THE JAWBREAKER!
512
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,128
I CAN'T DO THAT, EDDY.
513
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:36,998
I'D BE DENYING YOU BOTH
AN OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN.
514
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:37,923
ED...
515
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,790
PINK BELLY!
516
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:42,075
PINK BELLY!
517
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,825
PINK BELLY!
518
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:44,877
[SLAP]
519
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:48,958
THERE IS NO JAWBREAKER!
520
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:49,582
OH?
521
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,457
Rolf: NO JAWBREAKER?!
522
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,422
SWINDLERS!
523
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,670
YOU PROMISED ROLF
THE JAWBREAKER.
524
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,000
NO, ROLF.
525
00:20:57,083 --> 00:21:00,793
IF YOU RECALL,
I DID NOT USE
THE WORD JAWBREAKER.
526
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,125
RIP-OFF ARTIST!
527
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:03,168
OOH, YOU'RE GONNA PAY.
528
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,630
NOW, NOW, I ASSURE YOU
THERE IS A PRIZE--
529
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:09,748
SOMETHING FAR
MORE VALUABLE
THAN A JAWBREAKER.
530
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,785
[GASPS]
531
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:12,575
HUH?
532
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,077
ARE YOU READY?
533
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:16,287
THE REWARD
OF HIGHER LEARNING!
534
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,955
THIS DIPLOMA WILL--OHH!
535
00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:20,832
NICE SHOT, ROLF.
536
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:23,537
ARE WE TOO LATE
FOR THE PRIZE?
537
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,035
NOPE. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
538
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,785
[HUMMING]
539
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,213
[CRASH]
540
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,922
BREAK IT UP,
BOYS.
541
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,460
[WHIMPERING]
542
00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:41,922
THERE'S A LESSON TO BE--
LEARNED HERE, GENTLEMEN.
543
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:43,632
CHECK IT OUT, ED.
544
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,378
THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE
AN IGUANA.
545
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,828
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
546
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:54,130
IS THIS THING
SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?
547
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:57,248
THE IGUANA
AIN'T DEAD, WINDBAG.
548
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,463
IT'S JUST, UH...
549
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:04,082
SLEEPING LIKE A BABY,
KEVIN.
550
00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:06,497
THAT'LL BE 25 CENTS.
551
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,133
SOLD!
552
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,790
I'M SURROUNDED
BY IDIOTS.
553
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,415
WHO'S COMPLAININ'?
554
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,253
OH! OH!
555
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,383
I SEE IT, BUT ROLF
CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
556
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:26,378
OHH! OHH!
557
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,878
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
558
00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:38,708
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
559
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,172
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
560
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,920
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
561
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,290
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
562
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:46,165
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