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[WHISTLING]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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[HUMMING]
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RACE YOU TO BED!
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[CRASH]
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[GIGGLES]
STOP TICKLING ME, PLANK.
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HA HA HA!
YOU BEAT ME AGAIN,
YOU JACKRABBIT, YOU!
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YOU WANT A BEDTIME STORY?
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OK, LET'S READ
THIS ONE...
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[OWL HOOTS]
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HMM...
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"DICKY PAFFORD HAD A FARM,
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AND ON THE FARM WAS
A LONELY STUMP."
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[THUD]
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[THUDDING AND CREAKING]
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[MUFFLED SCREAM]
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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DID YOU HEAR THAT,
PLANK?
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WE GOT WALL WEASELS!
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WHO'S THERE?
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EEEH!
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OH, GREAT,
MY LEG'S CAUGHT.
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BREAK IT UP.
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
MAKE ROOM.
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I THINK I'M SITTING
ON A NAIL.
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MY TURN!
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Jonny: HEY!
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HMM...
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HOW'D YOU GET
INSIDE MY WALL?
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WHAT'S THAT?
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PLANK SAYS TAKE A HIKE
OR WE'LL CALL THE COPS.
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Eddy: HEY, PLANK.
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EVER TAKE A TOUR OF
A TOOTHPICK FACTORY?
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Edd:
EDDY, MANNERS.
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ASSESS THE SITUATION.
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JONNY DESERVES
AN EXPLANATION.
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NOW, IF SOMEONE
COULD JUST REDIRECT
THEIR FOOT...
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I'D BE HAPPY
TO TELL JONNY THE STORY.
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WE'RE GETTING A NEW
BEDTIME STORY, PLANK!
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WOOHOO!
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WELL, LET'S SEE NOW...
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THE STORY BEGINS...
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OH, COME ON!
ED'S DROOLING
ON MY HEAD!
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Edd: THERE'S AN ART
TO STORYTELLING, EDDY.
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ONE MUST USE
A PALETTE OF WORDS
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TO PAINT IMAGES,
BLEND SENTENCES,
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AND PROJECT THEM
IN AN INTERESTING WAY.
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BORING!
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YEAH. BORING!
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SEE? JONNY'S GOT
YOUR NUMBER, DOUBLE D.
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MMM...
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Eddy: LET ME TELL YOU
THE STORY, JONNY BOY.
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[DOG BARKING,
BIRDS CHIRPING]
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I WAS STROLLING DOWN
THE SIDEWALK--SAME OLD,
NOTHING SPECIAL--
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WHEN KEVIN RIDES UP
AND SAYS...
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UH, EXCUSE ME,
MR. EDDY,
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NICE DAY FOR A WALK,
ISN'T IT, SIR?
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AND I SAY, "HEY, KEV.
IS THAT A FLAT TIRE
YOU GOT THERE?"
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HE LOOKS DOWN...AND BAM!
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WHAT A SAP!
[CHUCKLES]
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GOOD ONE, MR. EDDY.
HA HA! I'M SUCH A DORK.
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[LAUGHING]
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Eddy, voice-over: WITH THAT,
I FIGURED I'D TAKE A SHORTCUT
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THROUGH MY LAVISH ESTATE
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AND POP IN ON MY MODEST
JAWBREAKER BANK...
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JUST TO HARASS THE HELP.
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Edd: PLEASE SIGN
ON THE DOTTED LINE,
ROLF, THANK YOU.
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TAKE CARE OF MY JAWBREAKER,
AS I'M A SIMPLETON, YES?
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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I AM A LUMP.
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GREETINGS, CITIZENS!
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Rolf: MR. EDDY!
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[EXCITED TALKING
AND CHEERING]
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HE'S SO SELF-ABSORBED.
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MY PUBLIC.
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MR. EDDY,
MR. EDDY!
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IS THAT
A NEW SUIT?
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CAN I TOUCH IT?
HUH? CAN I?
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GOOD DAY, MR. EDDY.
IT'S ME DOUBLE D.
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HOW ARE YOU TODAY,
SIR?
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GET TO WORK, SLACKER.
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YES, INDEEDY.
NO SHIRKING
IN THIS DEPARTMENT.
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NOT HERE.
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[EDDY CLEARS THROAT]
I'M ABOUT TO SPEAK.
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SINCE I'M EXECUTIVE PRESIDENT
AND OWNER OF THE INTERNATIONAL
BANK OF JAWBREAKERS, INC.,
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DROP YOUR JAWBREAKER
AND GET LOST!
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THE BANK'S CLOSED.
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BUT, HEY, DON'T FORGET
TO COME BACK TOMORROW,
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'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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[CHEERING]
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OW! OOH! OW!
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Eddy, voice-over: ONCE I GOT RID
OF THE COMMONERS,
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IT WAS TIME TO CHECK
ON THE STASH.
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[ED CHUCKLES]
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[EDDY LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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AH HA HA HA HA!
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MR. EDDY, SHALL I
BEGIN THE INVENTORY?
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GET ON WITH IT,
SLOUCH.
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ED, TOP FLOOR,
PRONTO.
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WATCH YOUR STEP,
MR. EDDY.
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COME ON, COME ON.
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THAT'S THE ONE, ED.
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JAPAN FLAVOR.
COME TO PAPA.
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ED! DON'T TOUCH.
YOU'RE AN EMPLOYEE.
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Edd:
AGONY! AGONY!
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AS MANY TIMES AS I'VE
GONE OVER THESE NUMBERS,
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THEY DON'T ADD UP!
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Eddy: YOU OBVIOUSLY MADE
A MISTAKE IN THE CORRELATION
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BETWEEN THE GROSS REVENUES
AND THE SUM OF THE SQUARE ROOT
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MINUS A PIECE OF PIE.
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OH, WHAT WAS
I THINKING?
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YOU'RE A GENIUS,
MR. EDDY.
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OH...[LIPS SMACKING]
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Edd: THE SQUARE ROOT
OF A PIECE OF PIE?
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WHAT?
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PURE FICTION, EDDY.
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YOUR EXAGGERATED TALE
COULD ONLY BE DESCRIBED
AS COCKAMAMIE.
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TSK, TSK, TSK.
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I HAVE NEVER HEARD
SUCH LANGUAGE.
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Jonny: DON'T STOP NOW.
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WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?!
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CONTROL YOURSELF,
JONNY.
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CONTINUING FROM WHERE
EDDY LEFT OFF...
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THE DISCOMFORT BEGAN
WITH JIMMY'S ARRIVAL
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TO MY CORRECTLY DESIGNED
JAWBREAKER BANK.
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[JIMMY HUMMING]
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OH, HAPPY DAY.
A CUSTOMER.
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GET THE PIGEON--GET HIM!
GRAB THE JAWBREAKER--TAKE IT!
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IT'S MINE!
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HOW MORTIFYING.
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GOOD DAY, JIMMY.
DON'T WE LOOK SPECIAL.
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CARE TO SHOW ME
YOUR UNBRIDLED SMILE?
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MM-HMM.
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IMPECCABLE.
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I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A DEPOSIT.
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AT EDD'S JAWBREAKER BANK,
WE PRIDE OUR--
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GIVE ME
THE JAWBREAKER!
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JIMMY'S A SUCKER!
TAKE IT FROM HIM!
IT'S MINE.
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IT'S RUDE
TO INTERRUPT, EDDY!
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WHERE WAS I?
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WE PRIDE OURSELVES
IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION AND--
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[GURGLING]
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ED?
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MY APOLOGIES, JIMMY.
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BUT ED CAN'T HELP HIMSELF
SOMETIMES--LOVABLE OAF.
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LET ME HAVE IT!
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SO THAT I COULD
PUT IT IN OUR
JAWBREAKER VAULT?
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I SEE SIGNS
OF PROGRESS, EDDY.
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[CHOMP]
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MY HANDS!
MY JAWBREAKER!
EDDY GERMS!
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HELP! THEY'RE AFTER ME.
I'M SO DELICATE.
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Edd:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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[WHIMPERS]
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OHH...
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AHEM.
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I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOURSELVES.
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YOU'VE DRIVEN AWAY
ANOTHER CUSTOMER.
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IT'S BAFFLING,
I TELL YOU!
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YOUR DEEP-ROOTED LACK
OF SELF-CONTROL
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ONLY FOSTERS FAILURE
IN EVERY ENDEAVOR
WE UNDERTAKE.
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I MEAN, IT'S ALWAYS
ONE STEP FORWARD
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AND TWO STEPS BACK!
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WHY? DON'T YOU SEE THE EXAMPLE
I TRY TO SET FOR YOU?
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TAKE NOTE, AS I AM--
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[Eddy's voice]
A STUPID SOCKHEAD!
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AND A BABBLING DWEEB
WHO CAN'T LIFT A BUTTERFLY.
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I WISH I WAS
AS GOOD-LOOKING AS EDDY.
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[EDDY CHUCKLES]
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BOY, THIS STORY STINKS.
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PLANK AND I WANT
A REAL STORY
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WITH STUFF LIKE
OCTOPUS' GARDENS,
SILVER HAMMERS, AND MR. KITE!
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OPEN A WINDOW, JONNY,
AND GET SOME AIR.
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AND SO IT WENT...
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FOR, LITTLE DID ED,
EDD N' EDDY KNOW
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THAT DEEP IN
THE INTESTINES
OF THE TRAILER PARK
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THE CANKER SISTERS
WERE PLANNING TO FOIL
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THE BRAVE ED'S ATTEMPTS
WITH OVER-RADIATED
MASHED POTATOES.
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[GASPS] SLOWLY,
ONE BY ONE, THEY WOULD
DEVOUR THE TAINTED SPUDS.
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[SCREAMING]
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[GAGS]
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[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
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BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
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YAP YAP, BLAH BLAH,
DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE.
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[THUD]
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HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YAPPY YAP-YAP.
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SOMETHING BIG,
ED BOY.
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GATHER YOUR
INADEQUATE FRIENDS
AND FLEE!
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FLEE IN THE NAME
OF LANCE THE RHUBARB!
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Kevin: I'M DORKIN', MAN.
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[LAUGHING]
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Jimmy: OH, MY LEGS.
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I CAN'T GO ON,
SARAH--AAH!
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FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD!
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COME ON, JIMMY,
YOU CAN DO IT!
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[SCREAMING]
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BABY SISTER!
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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YOUR TIME HAS COME,
CANKER! OOH!
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[LAUGHING]
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OHHH!
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HA HA HA HA!
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EVIL SOAP!
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DEODORANT!
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HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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[SPLUTTERING]
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BLAH BLAH BLAH!
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QUICK! IN HERE!
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CANKER!
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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YAP! YAP!
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MMM...
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YAB YAB YAB.
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CANKERS!
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ED, YOUR STORY'S
GETTING WEIRD.
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MMM...
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[SHIVERING]
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AAAAH!
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[GAGGING]
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I'M A MINOR--STOP!
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BLAH BLAH BLAH!
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[FANFARE]
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NOW IT'S MY TURN!
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[ENGINE ROARS]
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CANKERS!
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YAP!
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[SCREAMING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[FLY BUZZING]
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OW!
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[SPUTTERING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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YEOW! OW!
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OOH! YEOW! OHH!
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[GROANING]
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HA HA!
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CANKERS?
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CANKERS!
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[CANKERS LAUGHING]
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00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,125
WE HAVE FOUND SHELTER!
241
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,418
AAAH!
242
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:14,790
ALL RIGHT!
243
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,535
Ed: WHOA!
244
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:20,075
AND STUCK IN YOUR WALL
WE ARE. THE END.
245
00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:25,167
Edd: GRACIOUS, ED.
WHAT AN ENCHANTED WORLD
YOU LIVE IN.
246
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,830
I GOT A CRAMP
LISTENING TO YOU.
247
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,327
OK, JONNY,
THERE'S YOUR STORY.
248
00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:30,537
HOW'S ABOUT PRYING US
OUT OF YOUR WALL?
249
00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:31,785
[MUTTERING]
250
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,245
SHH! HE IS SLEEPING.
251
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,673
WAY TO GO, HEMINGWAY!
252
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,790
IT WAS YOUR PART
THAT PUT HIM TO SLEEP.
253
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:37,665
[WALL CREAKS]
254
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,250
WHAT WAS THAT?
DID YOU HEAR IT?
255
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,083
I DON'T HAVE
A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
256
00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:45,707
I DON'T HAVE
ANY FEELING AT ALL.
257
00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:49,002
[CHAINSAW HUMMING]
258
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,003
HIYA, BOYS!
259
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:56,333
WHAT'S GOOD-LOOKING GUYS
LIKE YOU DOING IN A PLACE
LIKE THIS?
260
00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:59,667
All: IT'S A NEVER-ENDING STORY!
261
00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:02,210
[LAUGHING]
262
00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:05,422
JONNY, WAKE UP!
GET A CROWBAR, QUICK!
263
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,210
[MUTTERING]
264
00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:07,832
Eddy: WHERE'D THEY GO?
265
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,247
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS LOOKING
AT JONNY.
266
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:13,213
MY UNDERWEAR'S
RIDING HIGH, GUYS.
267
00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:15,332
YAH!
268
00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:16,537
EDDY!
269
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,875
OH, MY!
270
00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:18,628
MOMMY!
271
00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,078
First sister: COME TO MAMA!
272
00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:21,877
Second sister: GIVE ME
A PIECE OF THAT.
273
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:22,788
JONNY, HELP!
274
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,165
TICKLE, TICKLE.
275
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,750
NO! STOP! WAIT!
276
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,673
[LAUGHING]
277
00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:30,423
[MOANING AND LAUGHING]
278
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,630
[JONNY SNORES]
279
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,537
[GROWLING]
280
00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:45,165
AAH!
281
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,960
I'M IN
MY HAPPY PLACE,
DOUBLE-D!
282
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:55,080
Edd: WOW, IT SEEMS
MY FORMULA
283
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,127
FOR INORDINATE
BUBBLE GUM
284
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,128
EXCEEDED ALL
EXPECTATIONS.
285
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,628
ED, ARE YOU
BLOWING A BUBBLE?
286
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,168
HEAVENS, I DON'T
HAVE DATA FOR THIS!
287
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,040
[LAUGHING]
288
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,325
Edd: INHALE, ED!
289
00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:08,167
REVERSE YOUR BREATHING!
290
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,830
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING
WITH MY GUM?
291
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,787
IS THAT
A HOT AIR BALLOON?
292
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,285
WHAT'S IT TO YA?
293
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,285
OH, HEH HEH HEH.
294
00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:19,075
WHY, OF COURSE IT IS,
JOHNNY, MY BOY.
295
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:22,037
ONE SEAT LEFT FOR
THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME.
296
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,165
YOU'RE SO FULL
OF IT, EDDY.
297
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:28,170
WE AT ED'S HOT AIR TOURS
WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU 25 CENTS.
298
00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:32,207
HEY! COUGH UP,
YOU FREELOADER!
299
00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:34,172
UM, ED?
300
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,080
WHOA!
301
00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:37,997
[LAUGHING]
302
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,253
Edd: STAY CALM!
303
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,333
CURSE MY INVENTIVE WAYS.
304
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:44,127
NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, NOW.
305
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,418
DO YOU HEAR ME?
306
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,630
WHAT DID HE SAY?
307
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:49,208
RACE YOU TO
THE TOP, PLANK.
308
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:56,540
HOW 'BOUT GIVING ME A BREAK
ONCE IN A WHILE, SPEEDY?
309
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:59,075
JOHNNY,
STAY IN YOUR SEAT!
310
00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:00,327
OH, DEAR.
311
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:01,997
WOO-HOO!
312
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,083
HEY, DOUBLE-D!
313
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:06,287
YOUR GUM'S
INDESTRUCTIBLE!
314
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,170
ASTRO-DORKS
AT 12 O'CLOCK.
315
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,375
AWESOME.
316
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,878
HA HA HA!
AAH!
317
00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,498
I'M FALLING!
318
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:20,043
[SCREAMING]
319
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:25,707
HUH? HMM.
320
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,132
WOW! CHINA!
321
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,288
JUST LIKE
IN THE CARTOONS.
322
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,415
IF MY CALCULATIONS
ARE CORRECT,
323
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,210
THE SHOULD HAVE LANDED...
324
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:36,462
IN SARAH'S ROOM.
325
00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:41,832
I'M A BORG.
326
00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:44,667
ED, DO YOU REALIZE
YOU'VE DAMAGED--
327
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,920
NAY, DESTROYED
SARAH'S BEDROOM?
328
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,040
EDDY, GET UP!
HURRY!
329
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:52,205
WE NEED TO FIND TACKS,
FABRIC, AND A LATHE.
330
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,830
HMM.
331
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,167
WELL,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
332
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,000
IT'S SARAH'S DIARY.
333
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,213
LET'S MAKE SOME
POPCORN AND READ IT.
334
00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:02,542
IT'S SARAH'S, EDDY!
335
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:03,415
PUT IT BACK!
336
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,580
GET AWAY FROM IT!
337
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,207
Edd: I'LL TAKE THAT.
338
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,082
THANK YOU.
339
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,207
ED'S RIGHT, EDDY.
340
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,332
A DIARY IS
A WRITTEN RECORD
341
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,917
OF ONE'S PRIVATE
AND PERSONAL THOUGHTS.
342
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,750
FORTUNATELY,
THERE WILL BE NO READING
OF THIS INTIMATE LEDGER,
343
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,423
NOT WHILE I'M PRESENT.
344
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,000
AT LAST,
MY REVENGE!
345
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,083
[LAUGHING]
346
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,627
Sarah: WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
JIMMY?
347
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,538
TAI CHI, SARAH,
THE ART OF RELAXATION.
348
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,075
EVERYBODY'S DOING IT.
349
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,247
IT'S SARAH!
350
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,333
WE ARE SO DOOMED!
351
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:30,377
HELP ME, GUYS.
352
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:31,998
SHE'LL TELL MOM,
AND MOM WILL TELL DAD,
353
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:35,083
AND HE'LL SAY, "NOT NOW,
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK."
354
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:35,997
HMM.
355
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,923
I'M NOT IN
MY HAPPY PLACE, EDDY!
356
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,170
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED
TO PUT THIS?
357
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,380
Jimmy:
YOU FIND A QUIET SPACE
358
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:42,208
AND STRETCH YOUR MUSCLES.
359
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:43,002
SOOTHING.
360
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,713
BOY, THAT'S STUPID.
361
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:47,882
Sarah: COME ON,
LET'S TRY ON SHOES,
JIMMY.
362
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,378
DOUBLE-D, THINK FAST.
363
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,578
OH, THAT WAS
BRILLIANT, EDDY.
364
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,327
I'VE GOT IT!
365
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:58,207
Jimmy: IT WAS SUCH
A CUTE SQUIRREL, TOO.
366
00:14:58,042 --> 00:14:59,632
OH, NO!
367
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:00,578
ED!
368
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,327
WAIT TILL I GET
MY HANDS ON THAT--
369
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:05,497
THAT--
370
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,383
MY ROOM'S A WRECK!
371
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:12,002
A ROSE BY
ANY OTHER NAME
372
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,213
WOULD SMELL
AS SWEET, SARAH.
373
00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:16,292
OH, JIMMY!
374
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:20,875
THIS IS A FULL-PAGER
FOR MY DIARY.
375
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,168
[GASP]
376
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,130
MY DIARY!
377
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,828
QUICKLY, WE NEED TO FIND
SARAH'S DIARY, EDDY,
378
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,167
OR WHO KNOWS
WHAT SHE'LL DO.
379
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,420
I KNOW WHAT SHE'LL DO,
380
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,580
AND IT WON'T
BE FRESH LINEN.
381
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,207
WELL PUT, ED.
382
00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:38,462
OK, ENOUGH LOOKING.
383
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,502
BUT, EDDY--
THE DIARY.
384
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,753
I'M IN MY
HAPPY PLACE,
DOUBLE-D.
385
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:45,133
I'M SURE IT WILL
TURN UP, SARAH.
386
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,458
[GROWLING]
387
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,462
WHERE IS IT?
388
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:49,332
WOW, SARAH,
389
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:52,037
CAN YOU, LIKE,
YELL ANY LOUDER?
390
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,825
TAKE A HIKE,
DOLL FACE.
391
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,495
SARAH'S DIARY
IS MISSING.
392
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,133
OH, MAN,
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
393
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,378
YEAH, A REAL DRAG.
394
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:04,328
NO PROBLEM.
395
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:06,957
KEVIN AND I CAN
HELP YOU FIND IT.
396
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:09,462
OH, MAN.
397
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,248
NO SIGN OF SARAH,
EDDY.
398
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,043
[SNICKERING]
399
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:26,080
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE
WITH US?
400
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:28,037
UH, NO.
401
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,455
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
402
00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:30,582
HAND IT OVER,
EDDY.
403
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,457
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
404
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,672
ED.
405
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:36,830
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
406
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:39,077
YOU RAN OFF
WITH SARAH'S DIARY!
407
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,287
IT'S SATURATED IN DROOL,
408
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,785
AND ITS SPINE IS BENT.
409
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,495
WE CAN'T RETURN IT
IN THIS CONDITION.
410
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,923
GOOD, BECAUSE
I HAVEN'T STARTED
READING IT YET.
411
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,170
Ed: I'M NOT IN
MY HAPPY PLACE,
GUYS!
412
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,630
I'M REALLY NOT
ENJOYING THIS, EDDY.
413
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,997
OK, I'VE HAD
ABOUT ENOUGH NOW.
414
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,083
TA-DA!
415
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:05,077
I'M LOSING IT.
I'M LOSING IT.
416
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,037
BINGO!
417
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:06,995
TAKE 5, LUMPY.
418
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:10,043
DOUBLE-D LOST IT
ALL OVER THE GROUND,
EDDY.
419
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,705
HA HA!
LISTEN TO THIS!
420
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:14,212
"DEAR DIARY,
DOUBLE-D IS SO CUTE.
421
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:18,042
LAST NIGHT I DREAMED
THAT HE GAVE ME A HORSEY."
422
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,035
HA HA HA!
423
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,165
A HORSEY!
424
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,880
ME AND SARAH?
425
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,748
SITTING IN A TREE!
426
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:27,833
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
427
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:28,747
OH, LOOK!
428
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,173
AND EDDY DRAWING.
429
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,000
AND ANOTHER.
430
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,003
Eddy: THAT AIN'T ME.
431
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,173
Edd: SEEMS SARAH
WOULD LIKE
432
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,540
TO PURSUE A CAREER
IN ANIMATION.
433
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,165
WHAT A LOSER.
434
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:42,420
OH, LOOK!
EDDY IS A SMUDGE.
435
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,830
[LAUGHING]
436
00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:46,127
[GROWLING]
437
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,128
DON'T WORRY,
SARAH.
438
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:50,578
SEE? WE'LL FIND
YOUR DIARY, HONEST.
439
00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:57,207
THE SPACE BENEATH
THE ROCK IS VACANT,
440
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,962
SHE WHO GIVES MIGRAINES.
441
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:02,582
I WANT MY DIARY.
442
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,498
SPEAKING OF VACANT,
443
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,963
ANYBODY SEEN DORK,
DORK, AND DORKY?
444
00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:10,882
WOW, GOOD THING
445
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,248
THAT PROBLEM
CLEARED UP, HUH, ED?
446
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,293
HA HA HA!
447
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:15,745
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, EDDY.
448
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:19,173
MY MIND IS RIDDLED
WITH UNPLEASANT IMAGES.
449
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,040
I IMPLORE YOU,
450
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,745
PLEASE STOP READING
THE DIARY.
451
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,133
I KNEW IT!
YOU'RE BUSTED.
452
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,878
WHAT THE--
453
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,043
WAY TO GO, BUCK-O.
454
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:33,035
YOU'VE REACHED A NEW LOW
IN DORK HISTORY.
455
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:33,995
HA! JEALOUS?
456
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,133
HASTA LA VISTA,
BABY.
457
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,208
I DO APOLOGIZE
458
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:39,332
FOR THE ABRUPT
ACCOMMODATIONS,
KEVIN.
459
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,127
C'EST LA VIE!
460
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,378
THIS SHOW NEEDS
SUBTITLES.
461
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,248
WE'VE BROKEN THE LAW!
462
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,423
NOT ONLY HAVE WE TAKEN
ONE'S PERSONAL BELONGINGS,
463
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,040
BUT ADD TO IT ABDUCTION
464
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:52,665
AND DETAINING ONE
AGAINST THEIR WILL!
465
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,250
WHAT TO DO.
WHAT TO DO.
466
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,673
I COULD USE
SOME HELP HERE!
467
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,170
I FORGET WHAT
WE'RE DOING.
468
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,170
Edd: THAT'S IT!
469
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,290
I SUGGEST WE SNEAK
BACK TO THE HOUSE,
470
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,245
WE BURY THE BOOK
WITHIN ITS BOUNDARIES,
471
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:07,713
AND DECEPTIVELY
PLEAD AMNESIA.
472
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:08,832
I LIKE THAT!
473
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:11,787
DOUBLE-D,
THAT'S SO UNDERHANDED.
474
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,125
OH, DEAR,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
475
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,168
Ed: I'M RUBBING OFF
ON YOU, DOUBLE-D.
476
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,080
HAPPY PLACE,
HAPPY PLACE,
477
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,207
HAPPY PLACE.
478
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:22,832
BETRAYED BY
MY OWN VOCABULARY.
479
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,207
HELLO?
480
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,582
Jimmy:
WAIT FOR ME, SARAH.
481
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,787
BAD MOUTH. BAD.
482
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,165
TAPE!
483
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,170
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
484
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,290
LET'S MOVE OUT.
485
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,075
[WHISTLING]
486
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,205
OFF YOU GO,
MISTER.
487
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,580
WILL YOU MOVE IT?
488
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,497
[THUD]
489
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,713
[LAUGHING]
490
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,825
OH, THIS WILL DO FINE.
491
00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,632
[GROWLING]
492
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,830
LET'S BURY THAT BOOK.
493
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,417
THAT BOOK'S ATTACKING!
494
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,290
DUCK!
495
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:15,075
I'M SWEATING!
496
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:15,917
AH!
497
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,920
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
DOUBLE-D?
498
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,828
WELL, I DESERVED THAT.
499
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,210
WHAT?
500
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,252
Sarah: HEY YOU!
501
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,173
THAT'S MY DIARY!
502
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,960
AAH! TROUBLE!
503
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:31,292
RUN! BASTE A TURKEY!
504
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:34,535
YOU BETTER NOT
HAVE READ ANYTHING!
505
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:35,875
ME? NEVER.
506
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,788
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY
WE FOUND IT FOR YOU, SARAH.
507
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,375
THERE'S DROOL STAINS
ALL OVER THESE PAGES!
508
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,918
YOU LOOKED
AT MY DIARY!
509
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,250
WAY TO GO,
DOUBLE-D.
510
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,883
WELL, IT'S BEEN
NICE KNOWING YA.
511
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:51,378
DO SOMETHING, ED.
SHE'S YOUR SISTER!
512
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,788
WE'RE GONERS, EDDY!
513
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:56,035
GIVE 'EM
THE OLD ONE-TWO,
BUCKLE MY SHOE, SARAH.
514
00:20:56,125 --> 00:21:00,455
ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO TO MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER?
515
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,002
SARAH?
516
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,753
UM, CAN I HELP YOU?
517
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:04,713
GOT IT!
518
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:07,042
SHE'LL NEVER GO
FOR THE GUM, EDDY.
519
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,995
SHUT UP
AND START CHEWING.
520
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,753
EDDY, SARAH'S
GETTING CLOSER!
521
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:15,212
Eddy: FASTER, DOUBLE-D!
522
00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:18,082
CHEW, CHEW!
COME ON.
523
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,327
MY JAW'S CRAMPING.
524
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,043
HURRY,
BLOW A BUBBLE.
525
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:27,205
BLOW A BUBBLE,
DOUBLE-D.
526
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,583
Eddy:
SEE YOU LATER,
HALF-PINT.
527
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,707
ED, YOU GET BACK HERE
OR I'M TELLING MOM!
528
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:40,672
DON'T TELL MOM,
SARAH!
529
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,627
I'VE GOT ED GERMS.
530
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:50,078
HAVE MERCY,
CHILD OF THE NETHERWORLD.
531
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,627
[CRASH]
532
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:53,208
Sarah, thinking:
DEAR DIARY,
533
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:55,212
MY BROTHER
AND THAT STUPID EDDY
534
00:21:55,042 --> 00:21:57,132
GOT WHAT THEY
DESERVED TODAY.
535
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,328
DOUBLE-D LOOKED
SO INNOCENT,
536
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,917
BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY,
537
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,580
GIVE THOSE CUTE ONES AN INCH,
AND THEY'LL TAKE A MILE.
538
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:07,747
ONCE AGAIN OUR DAY ENDS
WITH THE 3 OF US--
539
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:10,253
STUCK TOGETHER
IN SOME NUTTY WAY.
540
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,003
BUT WAIT,
541
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,633
WE HAVE A GUEST
TONIGHT.
542
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,788
I LIKE THE WAY
JOHNNY'S STUCK.
543
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:16,785
BOY, PLANK,
544
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,415
HOW THE HECK DID
WE EVER END UP HERE?
545
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:22,210
IF YOU WEREN'T SO SCARED
OF TURNING INTO CHOPSTICKS,
546
00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:23,712
WE'D STILL BE IN CHINA.
547
00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:26,752
COULD SOMEBODY
SCRAPE THIS GUY
OFF MY SHOE?
548
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,633
PLEASE?
549
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:46,832
♪ ED, EDD N EDDY
550
00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:49,167
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
551
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:53,540
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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