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>> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S
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JON.
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I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION
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PROGRAM.
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THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD,
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THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS
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MURDERED, BUT, HEY, THIS COOL,
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SINGLE DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE
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LIFE.
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OWW!
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PREVIOUSLY ON "DELOCATED!"...
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>> PATRIARCH OF MIRMINSKY FAMILY
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DIE IN PRISON.
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>> Jon: I WANTED SERGEI DEAD,
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NOT THE FATHER.
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>> YOUR TIME COMING VERY SOON.
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WHY IS JON MAKING MOUTH LOVE TO
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SANDWICH?
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>> NO, NO, THAT'S NOT JON.
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IT'S ME.
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I AM JON.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> Jon: THIS ISN'T ME.
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>> PREPARATION HAS BEGUN.
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REVENGE FOR BOHAI.
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>> THE TIME FOR WHINING IS OVER.
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WAR IS COMING.
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[ ALARM CLOCK BUZZING ]
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>> Jon: [ GROANS ]
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[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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[ DOOR OPENS, CREAKS ]
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MM.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> MORNING, JON.
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>> Jon: [ SNIFFLES ]
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>> ALL RIGHT!
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P.J. McTOUCHDOWN'S!
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TOUCHDOWN, EVERYBODY!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Jon: WHOA.
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WHEN'D THIS HAPPEN?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> SERIOUSLY?
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WELL, I GUESS I'M NOT SURPRISED.
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OUTSIDE OF A FEW COERCED
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INTERROGATIONS, I'VE NEVER SEEN
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A HUMAN BEING DRINK SO MUCH.
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>> LET'S SEE IF THIS TRIGGERS
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ANYTHING.
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THE NIGHT BEGAN AS A
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PUBLIC-IMPULSE THERAPY SESSION
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AT THE LOCAL WATERING HOLE.
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REMEMBER?
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Jon: WHOO!
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SHOTS!
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HEY, MAN.
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LET'S GET SOME MORE SHOTS.
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WHOO!
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[ Echoing ] SHOTS!
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>> All: BODY SHOTS! BODY SHOTS!
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WHOO!
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>> Jon: WHOO!
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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WHOO!
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SHOTS!
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I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS.
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DID ME AND EUN MI HOOK UP?
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>> NO, BUT THERE WERE PLENTY OF
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TITS.
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>> Jon: WHOSE TITS?
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>> YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE TITS?
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>> Jon: NO.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALK-- WHAT?
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>> All: SHOW THEM! SHOW THEM!
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SHOW THEM! SHOW THEM!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> Jon: OH, "LADIES DONE GONE
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NUTS" CREW IN THE HOUSE!
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>> JON, REMEMBER THIS IS STILL A
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SESSION.
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>> Jon: HMM?
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>> IMPULSE THERAPY.
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>> OH!
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OH, IF YOU DO IT, I WILL DO IT.
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>> COME ON, JON!
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BE IMPULSIVE!
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>> YES.
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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>> All: SHOW YOUR TITS!
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SHOW YOUR TITS!
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>> Jon: HEY! HEY! OVER HERE!
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OVER HERE!
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CHECK THIS OUT!
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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[ INDISTINCT CHANTING ]
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I FLASHED MY FACE?!
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>> YES.
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>> WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> FRANKLY, I THINK IT WAS
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POSITIVE.
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THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU PASS GAS,
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JON.
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THAT'S YOUR BODY RELEASING
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PRESSURE.
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WELL, FLASHING YOUR FACE IS LIKE
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OPENING A PSYCHOLOGICAL EXHAUST
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VALVE.
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>> THIS IS NOT A PSYCHOLOGICAL
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FART.
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THIS IS A MAJOR SECURITY FART.
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>> Jon: HEY, EVERYBODY, STOP
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CALLING MY FACE A FART.
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>> EXCUSE ME, SIR.
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NO, YOU -- YOU CAN'T GO IN
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THERE.
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SIR.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD.
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IT'S TIME TO SHUT 'ER DOWN.
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>> LOOK WHO IT IS --
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MR. FACE FLASH.
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I'VE BEEN STARING AT YOUR MUG
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ALL MORNING.
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>> Jon: OH, YEAH?
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE TO
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TALK ABOUT.
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>> GREAT.
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IT'S A NEW TWIST ON AN OLD
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CLASSIC.
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THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE
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FACE FLASHING BETTER IS IF...
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YOUR FACE HAD TITS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, ASSHOLE.
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EITHER GIVE US THE TAPE OR
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A WORLD OF
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HURT FROM THE F.B.I.
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>> YOUR BOY HERE SIGNED A
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RELEASE FORM, SO LEGALLY, I'M IN
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THE CLEAR, AND YOU'RE NOT
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GETTING [BLEEP] FOR DICK.
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>> LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T GIVE US
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THAT TAPE, THIS MAN'S LIFE WILL
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BE IN DANGER.
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>> AM I SUPPOSED GIVE A [BLEEP]
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ALL THIS
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FACE FLASHING WENT DOWN?
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WERE YOU PROTECTING HIM, OR WERE
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YOU MAYBE DISTRACTED BY ALL THE
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TITS YOU WERE SEEING?
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LISA, WILL YOU SHOW THESE TWO
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DICK-LICKS OUT?
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>> YES, MR. DANIELS.
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>> SEXY VOICE, RIGHT?
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SEXY TITS, TOO. [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Jon: HEY, DUDE. SERIOUSLY?
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THIS IS YOUR LIFE?
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YOU THINK THIS IS COOL?
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IT IS NOT COOL -- NOT COOL AT
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ALL.
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THINK YOU'RE SITTING THERE IN
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YOUR CHAIR PLAYING GOD?
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YOU'RE PLAYING "DUDE," AS IN
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"DUDE, SERIOUSLY?
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SERIOUSLY NOT COOL, MAN."
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YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.
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YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.
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NOT COOL, MAN.
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>> OKAY, BUDDY.
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I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT.
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I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT LONG AND
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HARD.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> WHAT YOU ASK FOR WILL BE VERY
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EXPENSIVE.
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>> Jon: I DON'T CARE.
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I NEED THAT TAPE.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
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>> HE SAY HALF A MILLION.
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>> Jon: HALF-A-MILLION DOLLARS?!
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>> YOU ASK US TO INTIMIDATE A
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BUSINESSMAN WE LIKE AND RESPECT.
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WE ALSO LOVE TITS.
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>> Jon: YEAH, I SCREAM.
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YOU SCREAM. WE ALL LOVE TITS.
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JUST GET ME THAT TAPE.
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>> HELLO?
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HELLO?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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OH!
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THIS SEEMS LIKE FUN.
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>> "STORM OF REVENGE FOR BOHAI
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HEADED YOUR WAY.
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FORECAST CALLS FOR DEATH."
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>> IN BED.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> MAYBE WE CAN NEGOTIATE.
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>> NO!
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NO TURNING BACK FROM WAR!
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>> I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR WAR.
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I HAVE TO PLAN A VODKA LAUNCH
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PARTY.
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>> RESIST TEMPTATION, JON.
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YOU CAN!
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YOU NEED TO RESIST IT.
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JON.
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
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>> JON, F.B.I. JUST CALLED.
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WE GOT TO GO.
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>> THE TAPE YOU'RE WATCHING IS
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THE TAPE FROM WHEN YOU FLASHED
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YOUR FACE.
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I RECORDED OVER IT.
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>> Jon: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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THANK GOD.
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>> I WANTED YOU TO KNOW HOW
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DEEPLY YOUR WORDS AFFECTED ME,
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JON -- THE WHOLE "DUDE, NOT
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COOL" THING.
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I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
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I WANT TO BE A GOOD PERSON,
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BUT --
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> JUST RELAX, MAN.
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I'M GETTING TO IT JUST CALM
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DOWN.
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I'M DONE-ZO WITH THE FUN-ZO.
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I MADE ABOUT $10 MILLION AS
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C.E.O. OF "LADIES DONE GONE
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NUTS."
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I WILL THAT ENTIRE FORTUNE TO
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YOU, JON.
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'CAUSE WITHOUT YOU [LAUGHS]
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I WOULDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO
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THIS.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> WHO WAS HE TALKING TO
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OFF-CAMERA?
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>> Jon: [ SCOFFS ]
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WHO CARES.
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I MEAN...
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I JUST MADE A MAN KILL HIMSELF
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WITH THE POWER OF MY WORDS.
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>> JON, DID YOU SPEAK TO THE
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WANG CHOS ABOUT THIS?
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>> Jon: I CAN GET BIN LADEN.
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THAT GUY WATCHES ONE OF MY TAPES
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AND KILLS HIMSELF, I'M A HERO.
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>> JON...
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>> Jon: I MEAN, THIS GUY SENDS
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US TAPES ALL THE TIME.
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HOW ABOUT WE SEND A TAPE TO HIM?
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>> JON, BIN LADEN IS DEAD.
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>> Jon: WHAT?
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>> HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT
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THIS?
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>> WE KILLED HIM LAST YEAR.
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>> Jon: HOLD ON A SEC.
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HOW DID YOU GET HIM MY TAPE?
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I MEAN, DO YOU GUYS HAVE A TIME
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MACHINE?
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I MEAN, 'CAUSE IF YOU -- IF YOU
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DO, THINK OF WHAT WE COULD DO
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WITH IT.
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I MEAN --
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>> NO, JON.
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>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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I KILLED BIN LADEN.
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AND I SAID, "THINK ABOUT IT,
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DUDE.
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NOT COOL.
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NOT COOL WHAT YOU'RE DOING."
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WHAT HAPPENS?
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BOOM!
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'CAUSE OF ME.
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MY WORDS DID THAT.
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AND NOW, I'M JONNY SUPERBUCKS.
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>> JON, HOW CAN YOU BE SO
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EXCITED ABOUT THIS?
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THIS IS BLOOD MONEY.
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>> Jon: A LOT OF BLOOD MONEY.
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>> ON THAT NOTE, I'M A LITTLE
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SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOU
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COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MIRMINSKYS.
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THIS RELATIONSHIP ISN'T GOING
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ANYWHERE UNLESS YOU GET THEM AND
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THE WANG CHOS OUT OF YOUR LIFE.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
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FINALLY GET SOME BIG BALLS SO
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YOU CAN DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES,
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AND TH WE CAN BE TOGETHER.
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>> Jon: BIG BALLS.
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THAT'S GETTING THE OLD JONNY
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HORNY.
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OH, WHO'S THIS?
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>> OH, HEY, SCAMPS.
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>> Jon: HI.
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>> THAT'S SCAMPER.
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>> Jon: SCAMPER.
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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY.
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BIG BALLS, HUH?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jon: YEAH?
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SCAMPER, YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A
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BITCH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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WE'RE HERE TO CELEBRATE THE MAN
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OF THE HOUR -- THE FOUNDER OF
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"KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE"
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VODKA.
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PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR
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YVGENY MIRMINSKY, EVERYONE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Jon: MIRMINSKY FAMILY!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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EVERYONE, BACK IT UP.
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YEAH, TH-THERE YOU GO.
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EVERYBODY, JUST BE COOL.
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THAT'S THE MAN I CAME HERE TO
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SEE -- SERGEI MIRMINSKY.
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YOU GOT TO SHAPE UP, BRO.
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THINK KILLING'S COOL?
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THAT'S YOUR LIFE?
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NOT COOL, BRO.
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NOT COOL, DUDE.
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>> WHAT?
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WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF
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LITTLE JON WANG MOUSE IN BALL?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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HE'S DEAD MAN BALL!
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[ ALL SCREAM ]
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>> Jon: WHOO!
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IN YOUR FACE, DUDE.
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BULLETPROOF.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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I INHERITED 10 MILLION BUCKS,
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SPENT A COOL MIL ON THIS
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BULLETPROOF BALL.
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I HEAR WAR IS COMING.
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A WAR YOU DON'T WANT.
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YOU GUYS GIVE UP MISHKA, MAYBE
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THROW IN SOME DRUGS, I GUARANTEE
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YOU A TRUCE WITH THE CHOS.
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I ALSO GOT A NEW LOVE IN MY
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LIFE.
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SHE'S GOT A SMOKIN'-HOT KOREAN
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BOD, A HAMSTER, AND I CARE ABOUT
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HER.
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SO YOU DO NOT KILL THIS ONE.
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YOU GOT IT, MAN?
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OTHERWISE, NO TRUCE, AND THAT
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MEANS WAR.
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WAR IS NO FUN, UNLESS YOU'RE IN
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A SWEET BULLETPROOF BALL.
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MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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MAKE SOME ROOM FOR BIG JON.
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JONNY'S COMING THROUGH.
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>> YVGENY, THIS IS A MAN'S
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DECISION -- A DECISION TO MAKE
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PAPA PROUD.
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THIS TRUCE WILL SPARE MY LIFE,
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YOUR LIFE, TRISH'S LIFE.
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>> THIS WILL BE THE LAST ILLEGAL
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ACT OF THE MIRMINSKY FAMILY.
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AFTER THAT, WE WILL ONLY FOLLOW
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THE LAW AND SELL PREMIUM VODKA.
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>> LET US DRINK.
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TO PAPA...
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AND TO MISHKA.
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SO THAT WE MAY LIVE, HE MUST
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DIE.
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>> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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YOU WA TO TESTIFY AGAINST THE
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MIRMINSKY FAMILY.
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>> YES.
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THEY TRY TO TRICK ME, BUT I'M
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GOING TO TRICK THEM.
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>> AND YOU'RE WILLING TO WEAR A
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WIRE.
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>> NO.
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NOT UNLESS I CAN WEAR SHIRT TO
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COVER WIRE.
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>> TWO FAMILIES IN ONE BUST...
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IN THE BIZ, WE CALL THAT A
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SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Jon: I GOT THEM TO GIVE UP
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MISHKA AND LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND
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ALONE.
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HUH?
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JON'S WORD'S MIGHTIER THAN THE
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SWORD, THAT AND MY SWEET NEW
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BALL.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS,
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THOUGH?
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IT SUCKS THAT WE ALREADY GOT
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BIN LADEN.
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I MEAN, IT DOESN'T SUCK.
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IT'S GREAT.
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I'M GLAD WE GOT HIM, BUT I WISH
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I WOULD HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO USE
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MY WORDS AND GET HIM TO KILL
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HIMSELF.
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>> YES.
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PERHAPS HE WOULD KILL HIMSELF IF
416
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I WERE OFF-CAMERA POINTING A GUN
417
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AT HIS HEAD, JUST LIKE
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JIM DANIELS, BUT I'M SURE YOUR
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MIGHTY WORDS ALSO HAD SOMETHING
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TO DO WITH IT.
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>> Jon: YEAH, I KNOW THEY DID.
422
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>> I STILL DO NOT TRUST SERGEI.
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THIS TRUCE COULD BE A SECRET
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AMBUSH.
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YOU COME TONIGHT.
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FACILITATE TRUCE WITH YOUR BALL
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OF SAFETY.
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00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,638
>> Jon: YEAH, THE CHOS NEED MY
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BALL.
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00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,783
[ LAUGHS ]
431
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:36,835
>> WHERE WE GOING?
432
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,583
>> I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN'T
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TELL YOU.
434
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IT'S A SURPRISE JUST FOR YOU.
435
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>> Jon: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> THIS IS LITERALLY THE
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00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,032
STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
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00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,844
>> Jon: IT'S NOT STUPID.
439
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,806
I'M NOT PAYING THE WANG CHOS FOR
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PROTECTION ANYMORE, AND I DON'T
441
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,184
NEED THE GOVERNMENT, EITHER.
442
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,606
IT'S CALLED FREEDOM.
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00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,610
I GOT MY LIFE BACK.
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00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,112
>> JON, LIVING IN A BALL IS NOT
445
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FREEDOM.
446
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,221
IF YOU EVEN WANT A CHANCE WITH
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ME, YOU GOT TO LOSE THE BALL.
448
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,550
>> Jon: LOOK, THERE'S SOME HEAVY
449
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[BLEEP] GOING DOWN FOR TONIGHT.
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JONNY MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK
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ALIVE.
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00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,555
I WANTED US TO HAVE ONE LAST
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NIGHT IN SEXTACY.
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00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,031
>> JON, WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A
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FIRST NIGHT.
456
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>> Jon: COME ON, BABE.
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YOU DON'T WANT A PIECE OF THIS
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00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,874
BALL TUSH.
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HUH?
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00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,738
>> JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS IS
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CURIOSITY SEX.
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>> Jon: OH, YEAH?
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WELL, UH...
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[ MEOWS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> WHAT?
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>> Jon: CURIOSITY'S ABOUT TO
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BONE THE CAT.
469
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[ WATER RUNNING ]
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>> I'M ALMOST DONE.
471
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[ WATER STOPS ]
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I'M DONE.
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00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,865
>> THOSE ARE VERY NICE GLASSES,
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MISHKA.
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>> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
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00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,910
YVGENY MIRMINSKY, HEAD OF
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MIRMINSKY CRIME FAMILY.
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I'M WEARING GLASSES SO I MIGHT
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SEE MONEY CLEARLY WHEN I HAND
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OVER THESE DRUGS TO WANG CHOS IN
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DRUG DEAL YOU ARE SENDING ME TO
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DO.
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>> GOODBYE, MISHKA.
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>> DO WELL TONIGHT, MISHKA, AND
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YOU'LL HAVE MORE IMPORTANT JOB
486
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,590
THAN DRUG DEAL.
487
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,791
>> OKAY.
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THEN, I WILL TAKE DRUGS, AND I
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WILL GO...TO DO DRUG DEAL...
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WITH WANG CHOS.
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00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,568
>> GET GOING, MISHKA!
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00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,253
>> IS THAT 3-5-2?
493
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:53,876
BUT HOW?
494
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,250
NO, THIS IS -- ONE, TWO -- NO,
495
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,778
THIS IS THIRD BUILDING ON THE
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LEFT.
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00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,287
OH, WHERE IS ADDRESS?
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00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,286
OH.
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HEY, GUYS!
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Okay, I'm approaching now.
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HERE FOR DRUG DEAL, THEY SENT ME
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TO DO IT.
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00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,265
>> Jon: WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT
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ISN'T THE FAKE JON.
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YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EAT A SANDWICH
506
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,644
IN PUBLIC 'CAUSE OF YOU,
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00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,638
ASSHOLE.
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00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,840
>> LET'S SEE THE BRIEFCASE.
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00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,983
>> OH, THE BRIEFCASE OF DRUGS --
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SURE, HERE.
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00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,018
I WILL HAND IT TO YOU, AND YOU
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TAKE IT.
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00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,851
THERE.
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00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,322
I'VE MADE HAND-OFF TO YOU.
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00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,822
>> Jon: BETTER ALL BE THERE,
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00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:40,833
DUDE.
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00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,857
>> OH, LOOK AT ALL THOSE DRUGS.
518
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,432
HEY, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
519
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,031
>> NOW...
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YOU MEET SAME FATE AS BOHAI.
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00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,796
>> PLEASE.
522
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,713
[ SIREN BLARING ]
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>> FREEZE [BLEEP]
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FREEZE!
525
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,278
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
526
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,280
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
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>> JON, WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU
528
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,717
DOING HERE?
529
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,318
>> Jon: WHAT?
530
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,349
I'M ON A PEACE MISSION.
531
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,164
>> JON, YOU'RE AT THE SCENE OF A
532
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,216
MAJOR DRUG BUST.
533
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,834
I'M SORRY.
534
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,155
TAKE HIM.
535
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,462
>> Jon: GREG, SERIOUSLY?
536
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,874
SERIOUSLY, DUDE?
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00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,465
COME ON.
538
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,866
THAT'S YOUR MOVE?
539
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,027
NOT COOL, DUDE.
540
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,044
>> WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
541
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,295
>> Jon: NOT COOL, MAN.
542
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,314
COME ON, GREG.
543
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,406
GREG!
544
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,877
>> WE CELEBRATE WITH PIZZA?
545
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,835
>> Jon: NOT COOL, GREG!
546
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,257
HI.
547
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:53,057
>> NICE OUTFIT.
548
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,999
>> Jon: PRIZ HAPPENS.
549
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,796
>> JON...I DON'T WANT YOU TO
550
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,569
WORRY.
551
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,897
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING SIGNED,
552
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,242
OKAY?
553
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,137
I'VE GOT COMPLETE ACCESS TO YOUR
554
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,068
MONEY, SO YOU KNOW THAT WILL BE
555
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,814
SAFE, AND ALSO, I'M DAVID'S
556
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,309
LEGAL GUARDIAN WHILE YOU'RE
557
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,481
LOCKED UP.
558
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,479
>> Jon: [ SIGHS ] THANK YOU.
559
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,322
YOU LAID A BIG SOLID ON ME.
560
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,987
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
561
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,145
>> AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT NO
562
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,163
ONE HURTS THIS LITTLE LADY,
563
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:23,915
OKAY?
564
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,123
>> Jon: ALL RIGHT. THANKS.
565
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,094
>> OKAY, BYE.
566
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:32,834
>> Jon: HEY, UH...
567
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,202
JUST GIVE ME ONE -- ONE QUICK
568
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:34,600
FLASH.
569
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,441
GIVE ME ONE.
570
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,135
>> NO.
571
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,035
>> Jon: COME ON, FROM THE BAR,
572
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,167
YOU OWE ME ONE.
573
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,971
>> OKAY, UH, I DON'T OWE [BLEEP]
574
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,473
ACTUALLY.
575
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,444
>> Jon: YES, YOU DO.
576
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,852
>> NO, BUT...JUST 'CAUSE I FEEL
577
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,805
SORRY FOR YOU...
578
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,294
>> Jon: [ EXHALING SHARPLY ]
579
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,286
>> [ GASPS ]
580
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,588
>> Jon: [ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]
581
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,626
>> JON.
582
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,198
>> JONNY, YOU OKAY?
583
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,855
>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]
584
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,874
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
585
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,541
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST DONE
586
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,640
GONE MADE ME NUT.
587
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,312
I JUST NUT.
588
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,480
>> WHAT?
589
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,378
>> Jon: I JUST DONE GONE NUT.
590
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,550
>> YOU'VE DONE GONE NUTS?
591
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:25,348
>> Jon: I JUST DONE GONE NUT.
592
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,092
I JUST DONE GONE NUT.
593
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,556
>> JON, JUST CALM YOURSELF DOWN,
594
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,085
OKAY, BECAUSE THE GUARDS CAN --
595
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,419
>> Jon: I JUST DONE GONE NUT!
596
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,564
>> OH, GEE. OKAY.
597
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:33,359
ALL RIGHT.
598
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,330
>> Jon: I JUST DONE GONE NUT!
599
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:39,930
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