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HaHaHaHa!
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AVERT YOUR EYES.
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AAH!
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SPENCER, YOU'RE BACK!
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AAH!
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I KNOW. I LOVE YOU, TOO,
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BUT IT'S
A FORBIDDEN LOVE.
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WHAT? NO!
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Woman:
WHAT WILL WE DO?
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Spencer: AAH!
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YEAH. I'LL LOVE
YOU FOREVER!
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NO! EAT HER!
DON'T HUG HER!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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I AM A MUMMY MADE OUT
OF TOILET PAPER.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
SPOOKY, HUH?
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I CAN'T SEE!
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HOLD STILL.
OK.
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HI. IT'S ME AGAIN--
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ATROCIA, YOUR PERSONAL
HOSTESS OF HORROR,
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BRINGING YOU AN ALL-NIGHT
HALLOWEEN SCARATHON.
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ATROCIA, YOU'VE
STOLEN MY HEART.
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GOOD THING I'VE GOT
3 OR 4 MORE IN THE FREEZER.
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AAH!
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LET'S GO GET
SOME CANDY, PEOPLE.
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HEY, MANDY,
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
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I AM A RUTHLESS,
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HIGH-PRICED
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY.
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THEN, WHAT'S
WITH THE CLAWS?
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THEY'RE FOR RENDING
HUMAN FLESH.
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[IMITATING GHOST
HOWLING]
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AAH!
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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HO HO HO!
HO HO HO!
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THIS HOUSE
IS TOO SCARY.
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BAH! YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW SCARY
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IF IT CAME UP
AND ATE YOUR FACES OFF.
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OVERDONE
IS BOUND TO HAVE JUMBO CANDY BARS.
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JUMBO CANDY BARS?!
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TRICK OR TREAT!
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WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE
WITH YOUR COUSIN?
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I THINK YOU'RE
A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR TRICK-OR-TREATING.
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[SCOFFS]
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ATROCIA?
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MMM. CHICKEN WING!
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HEY! THAT OTHER GUY
IS MOVING IN ON MY LADY.
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ONE MORE HOUSE, THEN
STRAIGHT TO BED, GREGORY.
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THANKS, MOMMY.
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EXCUSE ME. DO YOU
HAVE A BANDAGE?
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BECAUSE I SCRAPED MY KNEE
FALLING FOR YOU.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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I--I THOUGHT YOU
WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. I--
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GREGORY, YOU SCARED
THE CANNOLI OUT OF ME.
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OH! NOW, LET'S GET YOU
INTO BED, SWEETIE.
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BUT YOU LOOKED
LIKE ATROCIA, AND--
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EXCELLENT. 2 BLAMMO BARS
AND A SOUR BEEFY.
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I GOT THE ROCK.
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HEY, WHERE'S GRIM?
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THERE HE IS.
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HEY, GRIM.
LET'S GO, BUDDY.
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I'M YOUR BUDDY?
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YEAH! WE'RE AMIGOS
FOREVER, REMEMBER?
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BILLY,
THAT'S NOT GRIM.
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OH, GRIM'S
MY BESTEST FRIEND!
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WHATEVER.
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YOU'RE HURTING ME.
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♪ LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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OOH, I LOVE BUBBLES!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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OH, GREGORY, HONEY,
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ARE YOU ALMOST DONE
WITH YOUR BATHY-WATHY, GREGGY-WEGGY?
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OH!
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GIVE ME A MINUTE,
WOMAN.
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THIS SO-CALLED BATHING
IS KIND OF ENJOYABLE.
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HEY, MANDY,
GRIM'S BETTER THAN EVER.
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THAT'S NOT GRIM.
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GRIM GAVE ME
A CANDY BAR.
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WHAT MAKES YOU SO
SURE THAT'S GRIM?
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YES!
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UH, I'M JUST
WONDERING HOW GRIM GOT SO SHORT.
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BUT HE'S GOT
A SCARY FACE JUST LIKE GRIM'S,
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SO I WIN.
HE'S GRIM.
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I HOPE MY LITTLE MAN'S
ALL NICE AND CLEAN.
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LOOK, LADY. I'M NOT
WHO YOU THINK I AM.
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NOW, GREGORY,
DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT MASK OFF
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WHILE I READ YOU
A BEDTIME STORY?
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BEDTIME STORY?
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OH, CAN I WEAR IT
JUST A BIT LONGER?
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WELL, IT IS HALLOWEEN.
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YAY!
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MOMMY LOVES HER
LITTLE MUNCHKIN.
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YES, SHE DOES.
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OK. I'LL TRADE YOU
ONE CHOCOLATE EAR
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FOR 2 TWIZZLE POPS.
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OOH! OOH!
GIVE IT HERE!
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SINCE YOU ARE NOW GRIM
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AND THEREFORE
HAVE NO STOMACH,
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I CLAIM ALL
OF YOUR CANDY.
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[SOBBING]
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AW, SEE WHAT
YOU DID, MANDY?
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YOU MADE GRIM CRY.
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I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN I START TO CARE.
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[CRYING]
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HMM.
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I KNOW SOMETHING
THAT WOULD CHEER HIM UP! HEAD FOOTBALL!
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HUH?
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AND BILLY GOES BACK
FOR THE PASS!
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Mandy: BILLY.
HUH?
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[SOBBING]
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GRIM CUT OFF SOME KID'S
HEAD AND STUCK IT ON HIS SHOULDERS!
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"POODIE AND YUM YUM
LOVED ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD.
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"THEY LOVED ELEPHANTS,
BUNNIES, AND CHICKENS,
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"AND EVEN
THE LOWLY GIRAFFE.
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THE END."
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I LOVE YOU, GREGORY.
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I--I LOVE YOU,
TOO...MOMMY.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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OH, DEAR.
MORE TRICK-OR-TREATERS.
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Mandy: EXCUSE ME.
DOES THIS BELONG TO YOU?
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AAH!
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MOMMY!
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GREGORY! BUT I--
BUT YOU--
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BUT--BUT IF
YOU'RE GREGORY,
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THEN WHO IS--
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AAH! AAH!
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Atrocia:
WELL, BOYS AND GHOULS,
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IT JUST GOES TO SHOW
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NO MATTER HOW MUCH
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OF A TERRIBLE, UGLY
MONSTER YOU ARE,
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YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND
SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE YOU.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, KIDDIES.
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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW.
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BAH, HUMBUG!
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6, 7, 8.
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HEE HEE!
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OH, YEAH!
HEE HEE! YAY!
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I WIN! I WIN!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
I WON!
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[CLUCKS,
KISS KISS KISS]
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MMM!
IT'S MINE. IT'S MINE.
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LOOK, MANDY.
LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT.
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I'LL BET YOU'RE JEALOUS.
LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU'RE SO JEALOUS
THAT YOUR EYES HURT SO MUCH
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THAT THEY'RE ABOUT
TO EXPLODE ON THE INSIDE,
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LEAVING YOU
PHYSICALLY SCARRED
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LIKE SOME PUS-FILLED MONSTER
BLINDED FOR LIFE
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FROM THE JEALOUSY
YOU HAVE FOR ME!
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IN FACT, ALL THE SMARTEST
SCIENTISTS IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE AB--
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IT MEANS
YOU GO TO JAIL.
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WHAT?
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[CRYING]
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GO TO JAIL?
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I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO JAIL.
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YOU MEAN, I DON'T
GET A BIG HOUSE?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL GET IT.
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[GASPS]
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UH, HONEY.
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YOU'RE BACK.
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ARE YOU FEELING OK?
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I'M WONDERFUL.
NEVER BEEN BETTER.
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I JUST NEEDED
A LITTLE VACATION
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AFTER MY SKELETON
EPISODE.
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DEAR,
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THERE'S SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.
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THIS IS BILLY'S
FRIEND GEORGE...
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OR GRIMY
OR SOMETHING.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[ROARS]
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PLEASED
TO MEET YOU, GRIM.
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THIS FOOD LOOKS
MEDIOCRE.
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WHY, THANK YOU,
MANDY.
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SO HOW WAS
SCHOOL TODAY?
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED.
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[MOUTH FULL]
THIS KID HAS THIS SPECIAL...
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[MUFFLED]
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...BUT SHE DIDN'T LISTEN.
HEE HEE HEE.
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[MOUTH FULL]
HE TOOK ONE BITE
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AND SPIT IT
ALL OVER THIS WALL.
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EVERYONE STARTED
LAUGHING AT HIM.
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HA HA HA HA!
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THE JANITORS TRIED
TO SCRAPE IT OFF, BUT COULDN'T!
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HA HA HA HA!
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BILLY SAYS IT WAS OK.
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[GROWLS]
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[SWEETLY]
MIND YOUR MANNERS.
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PLEASE ASK
FOR SOMEONE TO PASS THE SALT.
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MANDY,
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PLEASE
PASS THE SALT?
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SO THEN
ONE JANITOR SAID,
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"THIS LOOKS LIKE
A TOUGH ONE." HEE HEE!
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SO ALL THE KIDS STARTED
EATING IT OFF THE WALL.
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[SLURPS]
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AFTER, ALL THE KIDS
GOT SICK,
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BUT NOT ME, AND I EVEN
WENT FOR SECONDS.
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I GUESS I SHOWED THEM.
HEE HEE! [SLURPS]
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YAAAH!
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WE DON'T PUT
OUR ELBOWS ON THE TABLE.
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I STILL THINK
YOUR MOM'S CRACKED.
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LIKE THE BACK END
OF A PLUMBER.
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HONESTLY, MAN,
I THINK THE WOMAN HAS IT OUT FOR ME.
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LOOK, BILLY,
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SOMEONE'S SCARED
OF YOUR BIG BAD MOM.
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GRIM'S ABOUT AS GRIM
AS ONE OF THOSE MARSHMALLOW BUNNIES.
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HEE HEE HEE!
CUT THAT OUT!
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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♪ GRIM'S A BIG BABY,
GRIM'S A BIG BABY ♪
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HEE HEE HEE!
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YOU'RE BOTH
BEING OBNOXIOUS.
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SCARED
OF BILLY'S MOM.
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THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS
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I
WOULD BE TERRIFIED OF ANYBODY'S MOTHER,
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BUT THAT'S
JUST LAME.
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I'M GOING TO
THE KITCHEN TO GET A GLASS OF WATER.
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Mom: HELLO, GRIMY.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR YOU.
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IT'S PAYBACK TIME
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FOR CHASING ME OUT
OF MY HOUSE!
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BUT...
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STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!
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HE'S ALLERGIC
TO THE UNDEAD.
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UH, MADAM, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND--OOH!
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OW! DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THAT MOP HAS BEEN?
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FOOLISH MORTAL.
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I DON'T THINK
YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
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LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT.
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[TEETH CHATTER]
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Grim: ASK NOT
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.
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IT TOLLS FOR THEE.
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LET'S KICK IT
UP A NOTCH.
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WHOA!
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[CRASH]
HEY!
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YOU ALMOST HIT ME
WITH THAT.
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00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,415
NOW, WAS THAT
REALLY NECESS--OUCH!
242
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,460
HEY! COME ON! OOH!
243
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,462
IS THAT YOUR BEST SHOT?
244
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,082
HEY! W-WHAT HAPPENED?
245
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:29,457
WHO TURNED OFF ALL THE--
AH...AH...
246
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,462
AH...CHOO!
247
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:34,132
[PANTS, SNIFFS]
248
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,132
[GROWLING]
249
00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:44,172
[MONKEY SCREECHES]
250
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,253
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
251
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,633
Billy: MOM?
252
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,628
WHAT'S GOING ON?
253
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,668
UH...UM...
254
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,670
WELL, I'M AFRAID
YOUR FRIEND GRIMY
255
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,210
HAD A BIT
OF AN ACCIDENT.
256
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:06,502
I WAS TRYING
TO HELP POOR GRIMY PULL HIMSELF TOGETHER.
257
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,083
PERHAPS YOU AND MANDY
CAN HELP GRIMY
258
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,167
INTO THE GARBAGE CAN.
259
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,503
ALAS. POOR GRIM.
260
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,633
I KNEW HIM, BILLY.
261
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,078
SHUT UP!
262
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,078
OOPS.
263
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,125
OUCH!
264
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,958
GIVE ME THAT!
265
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,542
BILLY'S MOM
SURE DID A NUMBER ON YOU.
266
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,790
SHE MAY HAVE WON
THE BATTLE,
267
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,875
BUT SHE HAS NOT WON
THE WAR!
268
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,245
OW!
269
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,665
[NUMBER DIALS,
LINE RINGS]
270
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,670
Recording:
HI. THIS IS IRWIN.
271
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,710
I CAN'T COME
TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.
272
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:04,082
I'M IN-IN-
INDISPOSED.
273
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,077
BUT YOU CAN LEAVE
A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.
274
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,077
[BEEP]
HEY, IRWIN, ARE YOU THERE?
275
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,377
IT'S ME--BILLY.
276
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,378
IF YOU'RE THERE,
PICK UP THE PHONE.
277
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,998
ANSWER THE PHONE,
IRWIN!
278
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,383
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!
279
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,378
IRWIN? IRWIN!
280
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:20,458
IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN,
IRWIN, IRWIN...
281
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:28,577
[DRAWS DEEP BREATH]
IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN...
282
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,077
I BET YOU'RE NOT
INDISPOSED AT ALL, IRWIN.
283
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,537
I BET YOU'RE JUST
SITTING ON THE-- [DIAL TONE]
284
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,875
HMM.
GUESS HE'S NOT THERE.
285
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,248
HEY, MOM, WILL YOU FIX ME
A JELLY SANDWICH
286
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,883
WITH PEANUT BUTTER
AND PICKLES AND FISH STICKS
287
00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,248
AND SOME OF THOSE
LITTLE WIENERS AND KETCHUP
288
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,333
AND BOLOGNA
AND BANANAS AND TOFU
289
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,877
AND TUNA AND PIG KNUCKLES
AND--MOM?
290
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,248
MOM? HEY, MOM?
291
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,253
WHERE ARE YOU?
292
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,253
A SANDWICH HERE!
293
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,883
STRANGE.
294
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,878
FIRST IRWIN IS MISSING,
295
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,128
NOW MOM.
[GASPS]
296
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,575
YOU IN THERE, MOM?
297
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,577
MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD
HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS,
298
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,577
'CEPT ME!
299
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,207
I WONDER IF THEY GOT DAD.
300
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,212
DAD? HEY, DAD!
301
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,212
ARE YOU IN THE GARAGE?
302
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:24,212
HEY, DADDIO?
303
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:27,632
WHERE ARE YOU?
304
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:31,078
HEY, DAD, I'M PLAYING
WITH THE POWER TOOLS. OK, THANKS.
305
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:45,083
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!
306
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,167
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
307
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,503
Grim:
WHAT'S THE RUCKUS?
308
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,713
GRIM! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING ON THE ROOF?
309
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:56,082
I'M BLEACHING MY BONES, MAN.
310
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,707
DIG MY PEARLY WHITES.
311
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,082
ONE COCONUT FIZZ.
312
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,707
MARVELOUS.
THANK YOU.
313
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,132
OH, MY PRESSURE,
YOUR LOWNESS.
314
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,078
[SLURPING]
315
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,827
Billy: GRIM!
316
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,787
HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING
WITH YOUR SICKLE AGAIN?
317
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,415
[GASPS]
WHERE'S MOM?
318
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,332
NO MORE COOKIES,
BILLY.
319
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,997
Billy: AND DAD?
320
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,003
LEAVE YOUR MITTS OFF
MY POWER TOOLS.
321
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:22,383
Billy: AND MY
BEST FRIEND IRWIN?
322
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,998
STOP CALLING ME,
YOU DWEEB.
323
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,963
THAT'S IT!
I'M TOO LATE!
324
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:31,292
[CRYING]
STUPID IRWIN.
325
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,125
[GASPS]
326
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,420
BILLY, I NEVER TOUCHED
YOUR PARENTS.
327
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,420
BUT IF IT WASN'T YOU,
THEN WHO?
328
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,420
[LOUD BURP]
329
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,960
MANDY!
MANDY?
330
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:46,002
HANGING OUT IN THE ALLEY.
331
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:49,003
FIGURES.
[BURPS]
332
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,923
EXCUSE ME.
MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I ATE.
333
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,132
GIRLS BURP,
WHICH REMINDS ME,
334
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,458
I'M HAVING YOU
FOR DINNER TODAY, BILLY.
335
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:01,462
BE THERE AT 6:00.
YOU TOO, BONEHEAD.
336
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,082
[BURPS]
337
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,377
[TIRES SCREECH, CRASH]
338
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,378
NOW I KNOW
WHERE EVERYONE WENT.
339
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,998
MANDY ATE 'EM
FOR BREAKFAST,
340
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,083
AND SHE WANTS ME
FOR DINNER!
341
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,417
YEP. SEEN THIS BEFORE.
342
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,040
I WONDER WHAT SHE HAD
IN THAT BOX.
343
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,035
PROBABLY A HEAD!
344
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,075
SHE'S SAVING IT
FOR DESSERT!
345
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:26,327
WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO? AAH!
346
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,877
WHOA.
SLOW DOWN, BILLY.
347
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,078
LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.
348
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,077
FIRST, YOU NEED PROOF.
349
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,537
RIGHT.
THE SMOKING GLOVE.
350
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,625
COME ON, GRIM.
351
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,960
Billy: GRIM!
352
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,002
SHH!
353
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,333
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MANDY'S TRASH.
354
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:55,997
BONES,
355
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,293
AND THEY'RE ALL YUCKY
AND COVERED WITH ANTS.
356
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,575
THOSE ARE CHICKEN BONES,
YOU SIMP.
357
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,207
KNOW?
358
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:04,582
TRUST ME.
I KNOW MY BONES.
359
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,577
AAAH!
360
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,207
SHH!
361
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,632
OVER HERE.
[BONES CLATTER]
362
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,883
MMM.
363
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,248
[THUD]
364
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,213
BILLY, GET UP.
365
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,577
SHE ATE HIS BRAINS!
366
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,997
SHH!
367
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,923
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
368
00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:33,922
HMM.
369
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,420
HEY, GRIM,
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE WEIRD TIKI CRUD?
370
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:45,040
LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT
OF SOUTH-SEA SOIREE.
371
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,415
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
372
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,040
BUNCH OF CANNIBALS
THROW A PARTY TO EAT THE NEIGHBORS.
373
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,455
HUH?
HUH?
374
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,792
QUICK, HIDE
IN THOSE BUSHES.
375
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,707
Billy: CAREFUL
WITH THAT SICKLE.
376
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,002
[BOTH WHIMPER]
377
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:08,633
TIME TO THROW THE SHRIMP
ON THE BARBIE.
378
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,418
YEAH.
HA HA HA HA!
379
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,750
YOU ARE DEFINITELY
ON THE MENU.
380
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,883
[DOOR OPENS]
381
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,038
IT'S MANDY,
382
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,035
AND SHE'S GOT
THE BOX.
383
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,125
BILLY!
384
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,420
Billy: MANDY!
385
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,630
BILLY, JUST ON TIME.
386
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:30,168
WHOSE HEAD IS IN THE BOX,
YOU CANNIBAL?
387
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,420
HEAD?
388
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,880
YAAAH!
389
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:34,997
AAAH!
390
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,668
WHEW.
391
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,038
AAAH!
392
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,075
[TRIBAL CHANTING]
393
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:03,037
HEY, IT'S
A CHOCOLATE CAKE!
394
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,535
MMM!
395
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,785
[GASPS]
396
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,825
All: SURPRISE!
397
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:12,077
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY!
398
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:16,917
IT'S A BIRTHDAY TIKI
PARTY/LUAU THING, SON.
399
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,290
MOM, DAD,
400
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:20,915
AND ALL MY FRIENDS,
401
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,920
YOU WEREN'T EATEN
AFTER ALL,
402
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,920
EXCEPT...WHERE'S IRWIN?
403
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,460
[LOUD BURP]
404
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,383
[CRUNCH]
405
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,998
HMM.
IRWIN'S GLASSES.
406
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,753
HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE
GOT IN THERE?
407
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,133
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
408
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,578
[GASPS]
409
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:53,418
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
410
00:21:53,500 --> 00:22:16,960
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
411
00:22:17,042 --> 00:22:19,792
AND THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
412
00:22:19,842 --> 00:22:24,392
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