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[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
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[SCREECHES]
♪ adventure time ♪
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♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant
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lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog
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and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
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♪ it's adventure time ♪
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ICE KING: [SNORING]
[LOCK CLATTERING]
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Save me, Finn and Jake.
JAKE: Shh!
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Save me, Finn and Jake.
JAKE: We are.
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Save me, Finn and Jake.
JAKE: Why does she keep
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saying that?
FINN: I think she's
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traumatized, dude.
JAKE: Don't worry, princess.
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We're gonna get you out of here.
FINN: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah!
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ICE KING: [SNORING]
Huh?! What was that?!
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Darling, are you all right?
I thought I heard a [GASPS]
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[BEARD FLAPPING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
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Oh, I see what happened.
She broke up with me.
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Well, it's your mistake, missy!
This ice king's gonna be fine!
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[MOANS LOUDLY]
Why did she leave?
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I put so much cool stuff in her
little prison!
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Come on, old boykeep it
together.
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Hey, maybe she called me!
[BEARD FLAPS]
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Please, please, please.
Doo-doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.
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No new messages?!
[GRUNTS]
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
[SCREAMS]
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[SIGHS]
This is where she used to do her
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business.
[SIGHS]
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I'm so tired of looking at this
face.
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[HUMMING, RAZOR BUZZING]
[SIGHS]
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Heehee, not bad.
And now for some healthy
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exercise.
[LAUGHS]
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I'm forgetting about that silly
old break-up already.
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[BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY]
All right, let's fly!
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Ohh!
You fool, you can't fly without
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your beard.
I'm going to be alone forever.
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Hi!
ICE KING: Beautiful princess.
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Excuse me for approaching
you, sir.
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You just seemed so approachable.
[BOTH LAUGH]
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ICE KING: That's funny --
usually my looks put people off.
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[GIGGLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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ICE KING: Is someone paying
you to do this?
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[GIGGLING]
Tell me about yourself.
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ICE KING: Well, there's not
much to tell, really.
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I'm an ice king.
Oh, a nice king.
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ICE KING: [LAUGHS]
No, no, dear, you misheard me.
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I'm not a nice king.
I'm a...
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[TWINKLE!]
...A really nice king.
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[CHUCKLES] And I'm single.
[GIGGLING]
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Oh, my gosh!
[BEEP, CELLPHONE RINGING]
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Yeah, guess what?
Slime princess is in the park,
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and she's, like, talking to a
new nice king.
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[MUNCHING]
And he's, like, totally single.
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By the way, don't tell anybody.
[TELEPHONE DIALING]
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There's a new king in town.
Oh, my goodness, I can't
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wait to meet him.
[INDISTINCT TALKING, RINGING]
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FINN: [LAUGHS]
And I was like, "leave him
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alone!"
And he was like, "make me."
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And I was like, "okay."
And then he was like, "agh, my
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head!"
[LAUGHS]
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Dude, what are you doing?
JAKE: I'm just trying to get
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a signal.
It's like everyone in ooo is on
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their phones or something.
Oh, man! Ohh!
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Have you guys...
Seen the new...
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Nice king?
FINN: Nice king?
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Yeah...
He's single...
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And he's ours!
Now get out of our way!
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FINN: Agh!
[FROG CROAKS]
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JAKE: Man, now we got to kick
that frog out of his new home.
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FINN: Nah. Let him keep it.
Hey, if there's a new king and
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he's nice, we should offer our
services.
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JAKE: Finn and Jake-style.
Yoo-hoo! Nice king!
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
ICE KING: Ladies, I'll have
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time to meet you individually
later.
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Please, just stop squirming.
But this looks like a prison.
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ICE KING: Pris-- [LAUGHS]
Don't be ridiculous.
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It's a waiting room.
Stop squirming.
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BOTH: Nice king!
Aaaah!
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ICE KING: Finn and Jake!
You'll never take me alive!
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BOTH: Huh?
FINN: You're the nice king,
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right?
ICE KING: Oh, yeah.
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I keep forgetting that.
FINN: Well, we will honor and
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serve you.
ICE KING: Serve me?
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FINN: Yeah.
We want to be your nice knights.
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ICE KING: [LAUGHS EVILLY]
Uh, sounds...
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Nice.
With my rod of niceness, I dub
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thee two my nice knights.
FINN: Yay! We're knights!
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BOTH: Nice!
FINN: Who do you want us to
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nice-knights against?
Nice king, I love you!
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Did I tell you that I like
the opera?
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But if you don't, I hate it!
ALL: Nice king...
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ICE KING: Please!
I'm trying to tell my
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nice knights something!
[ALL GASP]
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Come here.
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The main enemy to the nice king
right now is the disorganization
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of his love life.
FINN: Well, what do you mean?
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ICE KING: The ugly ones are
all mixed up with the other
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ones!
I need you to catalog them or
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something.
JAKE: [LAUGHS]
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But we punch monsters.
ICE KING: After I choose my
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bride, then you can go punch the
monsters.
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FINN: Managing admirers?
We'll give it a try.
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Let's move on to something
easier.
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Um, do you like drums?
Um, am I supposed to?
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JAKE: She's dodging the
question.
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FINN: Are you fond of men
with magical abilities?
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I'm really nervous right now.
I just really want to meet a
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nice king.
JAKE: You can go back to the
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waiting room now, ma'am!
I screwed it up, didn't I?
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[CRYING]
JAKE: I think we did a good
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job.
FINN: I don't feel good
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making a princess cry.
This is not how knights are
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supposed to act.
JAKE: Finn, knights are loyal
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to their king.
FINN: I'm still not sure.
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JAKE: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Loyalty to the king.
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FINN: Can't argue with that.
ICE KING: Hey, nice knights,
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turtle princess is about to walk
out that door.
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I told her that I like her a
lot, but I really don't like her
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all that much.
Could you guys break it off for
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me?
FINN: The nice king is not
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looking for a relationship right
now.
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JAKE: Get out of here!
[CRYING]
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FINN: He's just not ready for
a relationship!
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JAKE: All right!
We did it, dude!
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FINN: [SIGHS]
I feel terrible.
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I need to talk to the nice king
about this.
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ICE KING: Yes, yes, keep
walking in a circle.
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[LAUGHS]
FINN: Nice king, may I speak
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with you for a moment?
ICE KING: Princesses, I must
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speak to my knight in private.
Go on, back into your cage.
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BOTH: Bye, nice king!
ICE KING: What's up, knight?
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FINN: I don't like treating
princesses this way.
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I don't want to -- I don't want
to do this anymore.
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ICE KING: Your loyalty is in
question?
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FINN: It's not that.
It's just, princesses are
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supposed to be treated with
niceness.
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ICE KING: Are you implying
that I'm not the nice king?
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FINN: What's wrong with you?!
ICE KING: [LAUGHS EVILLY]
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Hey, I'm here!
ICE KING: Ugh!
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[WHISPERING] Finn, get rid of
her.
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FINN: What?! No, man!
ICE KING: She's too loud and
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lumpy.
I like smooth princesses --
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smooth.
I can be smooth.
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[GRUNTING]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Finn, punch out my lumps.
FINN: What?!
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I can be whatever he wants.
I can change!
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FINN: I can't punch a
princess!
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ICE KING: Oh!
Finn, just punch her!
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Let me see what she looks like
smooth.
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FINN: [SIGHS]
Yes! Hit me, hit me, hit me!
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FINN: [GRUNTING]
I'm sorry, lumpy space princess.
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I just can't punch you.
Are you serious?
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Fine. I'll do it myself.
[GRUNTING]
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FINN: Princess, no!
ICE KING: Wait a minute,
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nice knight.
Let's see what she can do.
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There. How's that?
Better?
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ICE KING: Eh.
No, I don't like her.
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This is all your fault, Finn!
[CRYING]
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FINN: King, I'm sorry -- I
just can't do this anymore.
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Punching princesses, breaking
hearts -- it doesn't seem nice
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at all.
ICE KING: Hey!
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You're on thin ice, nice knight!
Huh?
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FINN: Huh.
ICE KING: [GASPS]
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The jig is up!
FINN: What jig?
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ICE KING: Uh...
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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My jig is up -- up high.
It's a highland jig.
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I have a new assignment for you,
one with more knight-related
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stuff -- very important.
FINN: Oh, wow! Awesome!
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What is it?
ICE KING: The ice king stole
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my razor.
Sneak into his trap-filled ice
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castle and retrieve it.
And don't look through the shoe
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box that he keeps behind the
laundry bag in the closet.
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FINN: Wha?
ICE KING: Those are my
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orders!
FINN: Yes -- finally
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something knight-like!
BOTH: Get ready, ice king,
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for battle!
ICE KING: And once I have my
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razor, I can select my elite
army of wives and take over the
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world!
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FINN: Whoa, Jake!
Look at all his hair.
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JAKE: Did the ice king shave
his back or something?
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FINN: [LAUGHS]
[GASPS]
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The nice king's razor!
[RAZOR BUZZING]
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Jake, look, check this out.
Aaaah!
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JAKE: Relax, dude.
It's just me.
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FINN: [LAUGHS]
You look just like the ice king.
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And so do I.
JAKE: [LAUGHS]
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These whiskers would make anyone
look like the ice king.
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FINN: [LAUGHS]
Yeah, even the nice king.
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[BOTH GASP]
The nice king is the ice king!
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ICE KING: Ugh.
What do those princesses see in
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this face?
Hope I can keep this going.
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So many princesses to meet.
Whiskers!
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I can't be growing whiskers now!
[SHOUTS]
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I haven't picked who I want to
marry me!
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FINN: Nice king!
ICE KING: Did you retrieve my
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stolen razor?
FINN: Yeah, and also...
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This!
ICE KING: My beard!
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Uh, I mean, what is that?
JAKE: [SCOFFS]
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He knows what it is.
FINN: Let's get him, Jake!
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Stop!
We're not gonna let you beat up
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the nice king.
FINN: He's not the nice king!
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He's the ice king!
We don't believe you!
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JAKE: Man, these ladies
really want to get married.
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FINN: Jake, we can't beat up
princesses!
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JAKE: Relax, dude.
Just get behind my ear shield.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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ICE KING: [PANTING]
Wait, I can't fly!
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FINN: Let me help you!
Hyah!
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ICE KING: No! Wait!
FINN: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Now fly, you liar!
ICE KING: Ugh!
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[GROANING]
Huh?
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Ladies, ladies...
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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...I can shave it off again.
And when you get fat, I'll grow
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it back.
Uh, aah!
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
FINN: Now that's what I call
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a close shave.
JAKE: Oh!
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[GROANS]
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