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My rise to the top of
the Haden High School food chain
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happened faster
than a three-second Snapchat.
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But it wasn't always that way.
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A few weeks ago, I was just like you,
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then I updated my status and some
pretty strange things began to happen.
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I feel like I owe everyone
an explanation, so here it is.
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Oh, and by the way, I don't play hockey.
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Or at least I didn't,
until a few weeks ago.
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Oh, come on, kid.
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Knock-knock, I'm invading your privacy.
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Come on, get up!
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You're gonna be late
for your first day of school.
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Ugh, it smells like a wet dog in here.
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- See that guy?
- Hey!
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That was me not so long ago.
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Listen, you need to finish
putting this room together
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so when you get home from school today,
I want you to start unpacking, all right?
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- Breakfast in ten.
- Wait, wait, Mom, Mom!
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I don't think I feel so good.
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Yeah, right.
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- Hey, bud, howyou doing?
- Hey, Dad.
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Sorry for hitting you up so early.
Did I wake you?
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Aw, please, don't worry about it.
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I had to get up early.
Giant swells this morning.
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- Everything okay?
- This place sucks.
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I wish I could be there with you.
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Listen, you just gotta hang tough
till summer, okay?
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Then you're gonna be right back here
in Cali with me.
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- I love you, Pop.
- I love you, too, man.
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Hang in there, all right?
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Whoa!
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- Oh, well, sorry about that.
- Gramps!
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Still getting used to having
people in the house.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll come back later.
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Don't play with the phone now.
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I'm not playing, I'm swiping.
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- Swiping?
- Yes.
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Get that app off your phone, young lady.
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Put it on my phone, though.
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Dude, you're gonna wear that
on the first day of school?
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This isn't Huntington Beach.
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Okay, eat up.
The bus will be here in ten minutes.
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I don't know why I couldn't bring my car.
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Dad said he'd pay to have it shipped.
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Well, I love that money is no object
for your father
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because he doesn't make any.
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Your dad's need to relax has gotten in
the way of him finding any kind of work.
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I get it, you guys are mad at me.
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But just bear with me and just trust me.
I have a plan.
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This is better for all of us, all right?
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Hey, bro! You need to drop
the teen angst act.
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Mom and Dad are over.
This is the new normal. Accept it.
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Look, they're only separated.
They're not getting a divorce.
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She moved 3,000 miles
to get away from him.
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To me, that screams divorce,
but then again, I'm a realist.
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No surf, no Dad, no car,
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senior year in Connecticut.
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Twenty three? Room 23?
Does anybody know where Room 23 is?
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Sorry, man, my bad.
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Hey, do you guys know where Room 23 is?
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Cool skateboard.
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- Thanks.
- Twenty-three?
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- Yeah.
- Isn't that East wing, guys?
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- Yeah, I got a class there.
- It's on the other side of the school.
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I really appreciate it, dude.
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Not a problem... dude.
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Come on, come on, where is it?
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♪ The fourth the fifth ♪
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♪ The minor fall
The major lift ♪
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♪ The baffled king composing
Hallelujah ♪
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Sorry, I'm late.
- Well, Mr...
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Kyle Moore.
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Kyle Moore, I really hope this isn't how
the rest of the year is going to go.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Please have a seat, Kyle.
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Great.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I saw you singing earlier, you were,
you were great.
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I was a little flat, but, thank you.
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- I'm Kyle.
- I'm Dani.
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Are you trying to make me jealous?
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Brian, this is Kyle.
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Kyle, this is Brian Massey.
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Hey, man?
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Are you making a play on my girl,
Spray Tan?
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Brian, I'm not your girl, okay?
You're gay.
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Thirty-seven percent technically ain't
gay, baby and you were flat again today.
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Do you wanna win the Slam, or not?
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Yes! Of course, I want to win the Slam.
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Well, then, mediocrity isn't gonna cut it.
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Okay, I'm not taking my shirt off.
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I cannot lose
that much water-weight again.
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You need to step it up.
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Are you wearing women's jeans?
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No.
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Yes, my stylist picked them out.
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Dude, you don't have a stylist.
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Okay, H&M had a flash sale, I blacked out.
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Later, Kyle.
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Don't even think about it.
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But you can think about this.
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Hey, Kyle, looks like
you're acclimating nicely.
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This is my boyfriend, Xing-Fu.
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Xing, Mr Unpopular here
is my brother, Kyle.
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Where are you from in China?
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Oh, no, he's from Connecticut.
His real name's Donald.
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But he only speaks Mandarin,
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because he's so in tune
with his Chinese roots.
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Let's go, Fu.
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What are you doing at my table?
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- Sorry, I didn't know it was yours.
- Well, it is, so beat it.
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Wait, wait, no, no, no, no!
Kidding, I'm kidding.
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You thought I was serious?
That was awesome.
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No, I'm not...
I'm not a fighter.
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I know I look intimidating,
but no, I've never been in a fight.
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That's not true.
When I was in third grade,
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this girl kicked me in the eggplant emoji
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and I just, uh, fell down and cried,
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and pee'd a little.
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- Thanks for sharing that with me.
- Yeah. Are you really from California?
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- Yeah, I really am.
- That is gnarly.
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Is that how you say "gnarly"?
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- Sure.
- I've always wanted to go to California,
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just skateboard, you know?
Like, down the Venice boardwalk
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and, like, hang out
with Snoop Dogg, you know?
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Straight Outta Compton-style,
except without, you know,
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the smokies, because I have asthma.
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But anyways, I can't go,
because I sunburn easily
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and I'm not really athletic.
I'm talking a lot, sorry.
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My name's Lonnie.
Oh, fist bump.
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- Sorry.
- Bro.
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- But everyone calls me Grimace.
- Why Grimace?
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Oh, because everyone thinks
I look like him.
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I don't see it, dude.
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Uh, dude. I sound like a Californian.
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Yo, Grimace?
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Hey, Derek.
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I got a B-plus on my history paper.
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- Yeah, that's not good.
- That's unacceptable.
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Stop eating, start studying.
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Got it, dude.
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You do that guy's homework?
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Yeah, Principal Kim makes me
"tutor" him.
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He's the best hockey player
in Connecticut.
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He scored more
goals in two periods
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than any other high schooler in history.
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He's got a YouTube channel
and I hear pros are watching him.
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And then there's Charlotte,
Derek's girlfriend.
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Hottest girl in the whole school.
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The queen of Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook.
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She's got like half a million followers
on Instagram.
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Queen of all the hockey groupies.
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They're expected to win
the state championship.
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We haven't w on in like 20 years,
so it's all because of that guy.
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Yeah, well, I'm not a hockey fan.
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Me, neither, but figure skating's cool.
I mean, whatever.
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- Yo, Grimace!
- What?
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Chocolate money shot!
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You got your milk
all over my titties.
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Did I forget to mention
he has a really accurate slap shot?
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He's good. Do I have anything in my face?
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Oh, you got a little something. uh,
right... here.
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Yo, Point Break!
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Hey. Come on, man.
I'm just messing with you.
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All right? It's nothing personal.
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We just do it to all the new kids.
So, uh, we cool?
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Kyle! Look out!
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Five minutes for cross checking!
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How's that locker feel, Point Break?
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Oh, Cali!
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Hey, come on, give me my phone back.
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Oh, you wanna call your mommy,
Point Break?
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Oh, you can actually use my phone.
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- Give it back.
- Too slow.
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They didn't teach you any hockey in Cali?
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Come on, Cali Boy!
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Give me my phone back.
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Whoa, they teach you manners
in California?
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All you gotta do is say please.
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Please?
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That wasn't so hard, was it?
Here, take it back.
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Nice phone, you might want
to get that looked at, pussy.
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Mortal enemy, check.
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Hey, man, do you fix phones?
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You're tryin' to lock me into a lot of dos
and don'ts right now, you beautiful angel.
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Let me tell you something,
in a former life, I was a wolf.
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Hm, cool.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Your chi is way off.
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Your chakras are not aligned.
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You know what I'm saying?
The feng is not shui-ing.
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Uh-huh. Can you fix my phone or not?
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Yeah, I can fix your phone. Let me see it.
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Okay.
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Yeah, say goodnight. This thing's done.
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You've "Insta-ed" your last gram,
tweeted your last twit.
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I know, you left your whole life behind,
and you're pissed.
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And the kids around here,
in pistachio khakis?
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They don't really comprendo
a surfer dude like you.
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Am I right? Or am I right?
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How did you know that?
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Because I'm here to lighten
the load, baby.
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Listen, why don't you tell me
what I can do
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to make your life a little more Namaste.
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I don't know. I just...
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I want things to be different.
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Let's fly.
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Do it with me.
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- I'm not gonna do that.
- Then nothing's gonna change.
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Don't be scared.
Come on. Yeah, yeah. There you go, fly.
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Close your eyes.
Do you know what's below you?
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All the haters,
and they're pointing and they're saying,
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"Look at that beautiful,
blond bird with well-conditioned hair."
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You know what I'm saying?
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That was intense, man. How do you feel?
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- Embarrassed.
- Great, me too.
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I want to show you something.
Take a look at this.
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It's my own social media app.
It's called U-NIVERSE.
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When you look at this screen, man,
what do you see?
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A blank page?
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You're cute, but you are so stupid.
This is you, dude.
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Not the "you" you are,
the "you" you want to be.
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You can be anybody.
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You just gotta fill this page,
226
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a new beginning, you know what I'm saying?
227
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Because when you put positive vibes
out in the universe, the universe listens.
228
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Give me your hand.
Give me your beautiful, soft hand.
229
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Take this
230
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and go...
231
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to your destiny.
232
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Thanks.
233
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Ah.
234
00:13:41,332 --> 00:13:44,701
We're all made of energy, me and you.
235
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You've gotta be kidding me.
236
00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:48,898
Your mom and dad...
237
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Oh, whatever.
238
00:14:01,728 --> 00:14:03,720
All you gotta do is fill the screen, baby.
239
00:14:09,694 --> 00:14:11,901
Pants up, hands where I can see 'em.
240
00:14:11,988 --> 00:14:14,090
- What do you want?
- I need to borrow your balcony.
241
00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:16,010
My window's painted shut,
and I need to sneak out.
242
00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:17,077
Where you goin'?
243
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,865
Xing-fu's taking me
to an Anime and Chill party.
244
00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:22,790
Mmm. What are you doing tonight?
That's right, nothing.
245
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See ya.
246
00:15:11,339 --> 00:15:12,714
Good morning.
247
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:16,168
Just warming up the pipes,
don't mind me.
248
00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:23,550
- Good morning, Sunshine.
- Good morning.
249
00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:25,845
You might want to take a look outside.
250
00:15:27,981 --> 00:15:28,981
Is that my car?
251
00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:30,482
That just showed up on a truck.
252
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,733
Yes! I can't believe it.
That's my car!
253
00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:36,062
Yes, it is, and I can't believe it.
254
00:15:36,156 --> 00:15:37,198
There's no way.
255
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:39,196
Where's Dad?
256
00:15:39,284 --> 00:15:41,193
Probably tanning
on a beach somewhere
257
00:15:41,286 --> 00:15:44,287
and look, you need to get a job,
so you can pay for the gas
258
00:15:44,372 --> 00:15:46,697
but I will help you with the insurance.
259
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:49,496
Okay. Oh, I knew he'd come through.
260
00:15:50,295 --> 00:15:51,409
Yes!
261
00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:55,358
Yeah, I thought about trying out
for the hockey team,
262
00:15:55,383 --> 00:15:57,708
but my physician said that
I have the ankle strength
263
00:15:57,802 --> 00:15:59,344
of a ten-year-old girl.
264
00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:01,782
But you know, multiplayer,
online gaming is my real passion.
265
00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:03,033
It can get pretty physical, too.
266
00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:05,845
Like one time, I passed out
after 17 straight hours of Warcraft.
267
00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:07,513
- Really?
- Yeah, dehydration.
268
00:16:07,604 --> 00:16:09,561
I went to the doctors
and I woke up in the ER.
269
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:12,221
And then, I met my girlfriend
through League of Legends.
270
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She's a bikini model,
her name's Guadalupe.
271
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Hey, Lonnie, can I ask you something?
272
00:16:17,489 --> 00:16:19,446
Have you ever heard of an app
called U-NIVERSE?
273
00:16:20,158 --> 00:16:23,859
No, and I'm on everything,
Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest.
274
00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:26,372
Sure, I only have two followers.
It's my mom and my granny,
275
00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:28,573
and my dad blocked me for some reason.
276
00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:30,686
That's weird.
Why would you block your own son, right?
277
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:33,545
I haven't talked to him about that...
Wait, wait, what's U-NIVERSE?
278
00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:41,878
It's just something I read about.
Gotta go, see ya'.
279
00:16:43,181 --> 00:16:46,597
Cool, nothing.
Thanks for starting that conversation.
280
00:16:47,602 --> 00:16:49,927
I'll tell Guadalupe about that.
281
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She's my girlfriend. Guadalupe is my girl.
282
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:54,308
No one cares? Are you on Twitter?
283
00:16:54,609 --> 00:16:57,230
♪ Even if we're breaking down ♪
284
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,526
♪ We can find a way to break through ♪
285
00:16:59,781 --> 00:17:04,359
♪ Even if we can't find heaven
I'll walk through hell with you ♪
286
00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:06,535
♪ I'm gonna stand by you ♪
287
00:17:06,621 --> 00:17:09,029
Beth! Beth, thank you very much.
288
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:12,706
Um, I don't mean for you
to take this personally
289
00:17:13,253 --> 00:17:16,419
but that w as, and I say this
with the utmost respect,
290
00:17:16,506 --> 00:17:19,922
like listening to two cats humping,
is that fair?
291
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,886
Thanks, Beth!
292
00:17:23,638 --> 00:17:25,595
Enjoy the stage as you leave, it's...
293
00:17:26,057 --> 00:17:27,931
it's the last time you'll ever be on one.
294
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,602
Okay.
295
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:51,076
All right, off you go,
everybody who didn't make it.
296
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,031
You can leave.
297
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:54,331
Grab your...
There, yes, you're one, certainly.
298
00:17:54,419 --> 00:17:55,498
Yes, you were terrible.
299
00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:57,994
Okay? Thanks, gang, have a good day.
300
00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:00,711
All right, Dani, Brian,
I'm gonna need you up on stage.
301
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,422
Band and chorus,
we got nine weeks to do this.
302
00:18:03,511 --> 00:18:04,792
Not a lot of time.
303
00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:10,516
Excuse me, um, sorry.
304
00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:12,849
I'm here to audition.
305
00:18:12,937 --> 00:18:14,100
Okay, and you are?
306
00:18:14,439 --> 00:18:17,356
- I'm Kyle Moore.
- Are you a singer, Mr Moore?
307
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:21,684
Yeah, uh, I'm classically trained.
308
00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:23,740
You're classically trained?
309
00:18:23,823 --> 00:18:24,823
Yep.
310
00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:28,365
Okay, everybody sit down,
we're gonna do one more up here.
311
00:18:29,996 --> 00:18:31,241
You know where the stage is?
312
00:18:32,665 --> 00:18:34,076
- It's this thing.
- Yeah.
313
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:35,871
Have a go at it.
314
00:18:38,797 --> 00:18:39,876
Hoo.
315
00:18:41,382 --> 00:18:43,838
All right, hey,
what will you be singing?
316
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,126
- Singing?
- Yeah.
317
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,334
Uh...
318
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,887
it's a surprise, even to me.
319
00:18:49,974 --> 00:18:55,051
I usually just let my inner rock-star
do whatever he's feeling.
320
00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:56,771
Your inner rock-star?
321
00:18:57,148 --> 00:18:58,191
Yeah.
322
00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:01,069
Yeah.
323
00:19:02,404 --> 00:19:04,562
We're all just made
of molecules, man.
324
00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:09,116
We're just energy.
All you have to do is soar!
325
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,453
What the hell?
326
00:20:03,131 --> 00:20:05,373
Quite a surprise, Mr Moore.
327
00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:08,796
My God, that's the craziest thing
I've ever seen.
328
00:20:09,304 --> 00:20:13,254
You must be a very lonely person.
329
00:20:15,351 --> 00:20:18,269
Come back when your balls drop.
330
00:20:19,939 --> 00:20:21,315
Au revoir, mademoiselle.
331
00:20:21,399 --> 00:20:23,191
Seriously, come back when your balls drop.
332
00:20:34,746 --> 00:20:36,620
Dude, I am freaking out!
333
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:40,786
You gotta tell me what the deal is
with the... Dude? Dude?
334
00:20:41,086 --> 00:20:43,244
Hey, dude. Dude!
335
00:20:43,338 --> 00:20:44,380
Huh? Oh.
336
00:20:46,174 --> 00:20:48,961
I remember you.
You're the angry kid with no friends.
337
00:20:49,052 --> 00:20:50,386
Yeah, stay with me here, listen.
338
00:20:51,012 --> 00:20:54,262
That U-NIVERSE app you put on my phone,
it's insane.
339
00:20:54,349 --> 00:20:56,756
It worked.
The things that I wished for happened.
340
00:20:58,103 --> 00:20:59,145
Right.
341
00:20:59,813 --> 00:21:02,374
Some things that I wished for didn't
happen the way that I wanted them to.
342
00:21:02,398 --> 00:21:04,521
- I know.
- Well?
343
00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:06,187
- Let me ask you a question.
- Yeah.
344
00:21:06,277 --> 00:21:08,566
If a unicorn wrote a tweet
and then posted it
345
00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:12,190
and then he put it up and deleted it
and then a tree fell down in the forest,
346
00:21:12,283 --> 00:21:14,774
- does anybody even hear it?
- What are you talking about?
347
00:21:14,994 --> 00:21:17,568
Listen, that U-NIVERSE app,
can you tell me how to control it?
348
00:21:18,039 --> 00:21:20,495
Can you tell me if I can take
back something that I posted?
349
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,864
What do you want to take back?
350
00:21:30,677 --> 00:21:32,883
Whoa, dude!
351
00:21:33,138 --> 00:21:34,513
That's what you wished for?
352
00:21:35,807 --> 00:21:37,301
- Listen to me, man.
- What?
353
00:21:38,184 --> 00:21:40,722
You can't change the past,
that's crazy talk.
354
00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:44,764
- Is this forever?
- Me and you?
355
00:21:45,358 --> 00:21:47,351
No, no! I'm talking about the app.
356
00:21:47,444 --> 00:21:48,486
- Oh, the app.
- Y es!
357
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:50,811
- All I know is this.
- Y eah.
358
00:21:50,905 --> 00:21:54,440
The universe is changing
thousands of times every second.
359
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,986
You just gotta update your status.
360
00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:01,415
Update my status.
361
00:22:07,839 --> 00:22:10,330
Update my status,
the universe will assist.
362
00:22:13,803 --> 00:22:14,846
My man!
363
00:22:16,264 --> 00:22:17,379
Dad?
364
00:22:18,683 --> 00:22:19,726
What's up?
365
00:22:20,018 --> 00:22:21,216
- Hey.
- Hey.
366
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:23,514
I can't believe you're here.
367
00:22:23,605 --> 00:22:25,514
What are you doing here?
368
00:22:25,607 --> 00:22:27,065
Ah, dude, I don't even know.
369
00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:29,586
I woke up and I was like,
"I gotta get out of here.
370
00:22:29,611 --> 00:22:32,315
I gotta go. I gotta go," so I just did.
371
00:22:32,405 --> 00:22:33,698
I don't know, I got on a plane.
372
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,614
- Boom, I'm here.
- Wow.
373
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,368
Hey, why aren't you driving Born to Run?
374
00:22:37,911 --> 00:22:40,781
- Mom says I have to get a job first.
- Heard that before.
375
00:22:40,872 --> 00:22:42,223
Listen, grab a sponge, all right?
376
00:22:42,248 --> 00:22:44,075
Can't have ladies getting in a dirty ride.
377
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,626
You got it.
378
00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:48,272
So tell me something,
what's been happening?
379
00:22:48,296 --> 00:22:49,494
Oh, you don't even know.
380
00:22:49,589 --> 00:22:54,500
I've been skating and surfing every day,
12 hours a day sometimes.
381
00:22:55,136 --> 00:22:58,256
Hey!
Anna Banana, how are you doing?
382
00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:02,186
Hey, killer,
you want to give us a second?
383
00:23:03,019 --> 00:23:04,062
Yeah.
384
00:23:09,984 --> 00:23:12,273
- What are you doing here?
- You look great.
385
00:23:12,362 --> 00:23:14,520
I forgot what those scrubs do to you.
386
00:23:14,864 --> 00:23:17,071
So great.
387
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:24,196
I'm telling you, these waves were
topping out like at 30 feet. 30 feet!
388
00:23:24,290 --> 00:23:26,501
That's like as big as this house!
I mean, that's huge!
389
00:23:26,543 --> 00:23:28,437
I don't think you truly appreciate
how big this is.
390
00:23:28,461 --> 00:23:30,588
Annie, give them the arm wave,
show them, show them.
391
00:23:30,797 --> 00:23:33,252
All right, this is me on my board, right?
392
00:23:33,341 --> 00:23:36,627
This is the 30-foot wave. Look at that!
This is to scale, Maxi.
393
00:23:37,137 --> 00:23:40,755
Ugh! Ugh! Shred! Shred! Bleed! Bleed!
Pull, snap through.
394
00:23:41,182 --> 00:23:44,219
Thanks, Ann. And they were just coming,
one after the other
395
00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:48,438
and I surfed them, all day long.
All day, Allen! Into the evening, even.
396
00:23:48,523 --> 00:23:51,144
And then I fell asleep
to the sounds of that angry ocean
397
00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:52,693
just pounding the beach.
398
00:23:57,574 --> 00:24:00,658
It was pretty great.
399
00:24:00,869 --> 00:24:04,783
Wake up the next day
and we did it all again. What?
400
00:24:04,998 --> 00:24:07,184
It was one of the best times
I've ever had in my entire life.
401
00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:10,957
Except for the time...
you and I rebuilt the Alpha Romeo.
402
00:24:11,045 --> 00:24:12,773
That was the best time I ever
had in my life.
403
00:24:12,797 --> 00:24:15,759
- Hey, agreed! Born to Run! Whoo!
- Born to Run! Cheers to that, my man.
404
00:24:15,884 --> 00:24:19,087
Well, it's good to have you back, Dad.
Now Kyle has a shoulder to cry on.
405
00:24:19,596 --> 00:24:21,339
Maxi, chill out.
406
00:24:21,431 --> 00:24:24,183
So, Darryl, what do you plan
on doing for work here?
407
00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:26,343
Well, I connected with
an old skate buddy of mine
408
00:24:26,436 --> 00:24:28,313
who's got his own brand
out here in New Haven.
409
00:24:28,354 --> 00:24:30,315
He's gonna hook me up
with a job doing graphics.
410
00:24:30,732 --> 00:24:31,894
It's a real job.
411
00:24:31,983 --> 00:24:33,643
So I hit the ground running tomorrow.
412
00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:39,151
But tonight, I just want to say
that I am so happy to be here
413
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:43,902
hanging out with that sexy,
little surfer chick I met 22 years ago.
414
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,694
Do you remember that girl, Anna Banana,
I think her name was?
415
00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:48,663
- Sort of.
- Anna Banana.
416
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:53,081
Annie, Kyle, Maxi, I love you guys.
417
00:24:53,922 --> 00:24:56,210
There's no other place
in the universe I'd rather be.
418
00:24:58,343 --> 00:25:00,585
Cheers.
419
00:25:01,679 --> 00:25:02,722
Cheers, Allen.
420
00:25:07,268 --> 00:25:08,431
So what did I do?
421
00:25:11,523 --> 00:25:12,685
What would you do?
422
00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:14,109
All right, U-NIVERSE,
423
00:25:16,444 --> 00:25:17,820
let's make some moves.
424
00:25:33,628 --> 00:25:34,671
Thank you, Doris.
425
00:25:36,047 --> 00:25:37,328
- I want another shot.
- Huh?
426
00:25:37,424 --> 00:25:38,669
I want another shot.
427
00:25:38,758 --> 00:25:40,881
Uh, you want a Castrato role now?
428
00:25:40,969 --> 00:25:43,155
I don't think you're gonna like
the requirements very much.
429
00:25:43,179 --> 00:25:48,221
You suck!
430
00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:51,580
See? That's how it's actually done...
431
00:25:51,604 --> 00:25:53,597
because I'm actually classically trained.
432
00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:55,398
All right? Now get out of here.
433
00:26:02,449 --> 00:26:03,777
Hey, can I borrow that?
434
00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:07,488
One, two! One, two, three.
435
00:26:08,997 --> 00:26:13,244
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh ♪
436
00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:20,919
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh ♪
437
00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:26,047
♪ Never had much faith in love
Or miracles ♪
438
00:26:26,139 --> 00:26:27,302
What?
439
00:26:28,349 --> 00:26:34,851
♪ Never wanna put
My heart on the line, uh ♪
440
00:26:34,939 --> 00:26:38,807
♪ Swimming in your water
Is something spiritual ♪
441
00:26:41,738 --> 00:26:47,361
♪ I'm born again every time
You spend the night, uh ♪
442
00:26:47,452 --> 00:26:50,655
♪ 'Cause your sex takes me to paradise ♪
443
00:26:50,747 --> 00:26:53,997
♪ Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise ♪
444
00:26:54,084 --> 00:27:00,086
♪ And it shows
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
445
00:27:00,173 --> 00:27:06,342
♪ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ♪
446
00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:13,266
♪ For too long, for too long ♪
447
00:27:13,353 --> 00:27:15,511
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
448
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,105
♪ Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh ♪
449
00:27:22,278 --> 00:27:27,569
♪ Ah, yeah, yeah
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh ♪
450
00:27:28,076 --> 00:27:34,161
♪ You bring me to my knees
You make me testify, uh ♪
451
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:38,789
♪ Yeah, you can make
A sinner change his ways ♪
452
00:27:40,713 --> 00:27:47,463
♪ Open up your gates
'Cause I can't wait to see the light, uh ♪
453
00:27:48,263 --> 00:27:53,803
♪ And right there is
Where I wanna stay ♪
454
00:27:53,893 --> 00:27:57,393
♪ 'Cause your sex takes me to paradise ♪
455
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,683
♪ Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise ♪
456
00:28:00,775 --> 00:28:06,896
♪ And it shows, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
457
00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:12,909
♪ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ♪
458
00:28:14,038 --> 00:28:20,077
♪ For too long, for too long ♪
459
00:28:20,170 --> 00:28:26,208
♪ Yeah, you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ♪
460
00:28:27,385 --> 00:28:33,258
♪ For too long, for too long ♪
461
00:28:33,349 --> 00:28:39,851
♪ And you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ♪
462
00:28:40,732 --> 00:28:46,438
♪ For too long, for too long ♪
463
00:28:47,113 --> 00:28:52,783
♪ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ♪
464
00:28:54,037 --> 00:29:00,122
♪ For too long, for too long ♪
465
00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:02,249
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
466
00:29:04,005 --> 00:29:07,670
♪ Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh ♪
467
00:29:09,928 --> 00:29:10,970
What did you think?
468
00:29:18,853 --> 00:29:21,558
I had no idea what to expect
after yesterday.
469
00:29:21,648 --> 00:29:23,724
But oh, my God, you frigging killed it.
470
00:29:23,817 --> 00:29:26,189
I'm so happy. I hated singing with Brian.
471
00:29:26,277 --> 00:29:28,235
The best part was watching Massey freak
472
00:29:28,321 --> 00:29:30,610
and then Mr Moody
kick him out of chorus. So good!
473
00:29:30,698 --> 00:29:33,071
Since when did my brother
get so many friends?
474
00:29:33,159 --> 00:29:35,781
And who has the non-dairy,
chocolate, caramel latte?
475
00:29:35,870 --> 00:29:38,361
That would be me,
the lactose intolerant one.
476
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,767
Can't drink milk,
because it goes through me
477
00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:43,746
like lava through a Philippine village,
just...
478
00:29:43,837 --> 00:29:46,209
Just really thick.
Would you like to go out sometime?
479
00:29:47,966 --> 00:29:49,008
No, thanks.
480
00:29:49,551 --> 00:29:51,009
Is it because of the diarrhoea?
481
00:29:56,182 --> 00:29:57,225
Brian's here.
482
00:30:00,854 --> 00:30:03,689
Let's go, outside, you and me, right now.
483
00:30:03,773 --> 00:30:04,852
Brian, just go away.
484
00:30:04,941 --> 00:30:07,977
You no longer have the privilege
of speaking to me.
485
00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:10,236
And when I'm selling out the Garden,
486
00:30:10,321 --> 00:30:13,525
you'll all be kissing my waxed,
platinum butt cheeks.
487
00:30:13,616 --> 00:30:16,190
- Brian!
- Zip it, Gigi Had-da-da!
488
00:30:16,911 --> 00:30:18,931
- All right, that's it!
- Kyle, don't, this is stupid.
489
00:30:18,955 --> 00:30:19,998
No, it's okay.
490
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:22,792
Let's go.
491
00:30:33,344 --> 00:30:36,132
Brian! Brian, don't do this.
492
00:30:36,639 --> 00:30:37,682
Kyle!
493
00:30:40,143 --> 00:30:41,388
Guys, come on.
494
00:30:43,855 --> 00:30:48,066
One rule, no touching my face.
This is my money maker.
495
00:31:00,747 --> 00:31:01,790
Whoa.
496
00:31:02,499 --> 00:31:03,827
I am so gonna cream you.
497
00:31:25,605 --> 00:31:27,398
Be like water
making its way through cracks.
498
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,685
- You're dead!
- Kyle!
499
00:31:36,699 --> 00:31:37,814
Ooh!
500
00:31:44,249 --> 00:31:46,325
Point taken. I'm good.
501
00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:50,088
- Here you go, Gramps.
- Thank you.
502
00:31:51,631 --> 00:31:54,122
Hey, Anime, I don't know
what's going on with this look,
503
00:31:54,217 --> 00:31:56,375
but I am digging it, big time.
504
00:31:56,469 --> 00:31:58,378
Our daughter is wearing a dog collar.
505
00:31:58,471 --> 00:32:01,472
Darryl, um, how was your first day?
506
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:05,848
It went well.
Yeah, it's just a wait-and-see game now.
507
00:32:06,438 --> 00:32:09,190
What do you mean, wait and see?
I thought you said you had the job.
508
00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:11,807
I do, I do.
I just had to meet my boy's partner.
509
00:32:11,901 --> 00:32:14,060
Big dog and pony show, you know how it is.
510
00:32:14,154 --> 00:32:17,487
Don't worry, I got the job, okay?
Hey, killer, what gives?
511
00:32:17,574 --> 00:32:20,034
We were supposed to meet at
the skate park. You stood me up.
512
00:32:20,952 --> 00:32:22,660
Sorry about that, I got caught up.
513
00:32:23,329 --> 00:32:25,618
- He got into a fight.
- You got in a fight?
514
00:32:25,707 --> 00:32:28,624
- Yeah, oh, yes.
- Maxi.
515
00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:30,646
You dropped him like a bad habit, too,
didn't you?
516
00:32:30,670 --> 00:32:33,505
- It wasn't a big deal, Mom.
- Um, it is a big deal.
517
00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:35,425
What is wrong with you?
Why are you fighting?
518
00:32:35,467 --> 00:32:36,629
Relax, okay?
519
00:32:36,718 --> 00:32:38,821
There's nothing wrong with him.
There's not a scratch on him.
520
00:32:38,845 --> 00:32:40,921
He's looking good, he's walking tall.
521
00:32:41,014 --> 00:32:43,505
I taught my son not to act like that.
522
00:32:43,850 --> 00:32:46,341
Well, apparently he does, and he wins.
523
00:32:46,895 --> 00:32:48,686
Give me some.
524
00:32:49,856 --> 00:32:52,347
Mom, I'm fine, and it won't happen again.
525
00:32:53,735 --> 00:32:55,478
- Can I be excused?
- Where you going?
526
00:32:56,321 --> 00:32:57,234
Meeting up with a friend.
527
00:32:57,322 --> 00:32:59,282
Friends, singing in the chorus, fighting,
528
00:32:59,324 --> 00:33:00,866
you're not that cool, dude.
529
00:33:00,950 --> 00:33:03,109
Get out of here, have fun,
enjoy your date.
530
00:33:03,203 --> 00:33:04,780
Thanks. Thank you, Dad.
531
00:33:04,871 --> 00:33:07,327
And try not to get in any fights.
See what I did.
532
00:33:07,415 --> 00:33:10,500
Hey, hold on a second.
Why don't you take the Alfa.
533
00:33:11,002 --> 00:33:12,829
You're the best, Dad!
534
00:33:13,588 --> 00:33:14,916
I am the best.
535
00:33:16,132 --> 00:33:17,175
What?
536
00:33:25,391 --> 00:33:27,016
Okay, where are we going?
537
00:33:27,102 --> 00:33:31,230
If you could do anything in the world,
right now,
538
00:33:32,107 --> 00:33:33,149
what would it be?
539
00:33:34,192 --> 00:33:35,437
I would...
540
00:33:36,945 --> 00:33:38,059
ride a Ferris wheel.
541
00:33:38,405 --> 00:33:39,815
- Really?
- Yeah, mmm-hmm.
542
00:33:41,658 --> 00:33:43,650
- Why?
- I love Ferris wheels.
543
00:33:44,077 --> 00:33:46,034
I've loved them ever since
I was a little girl.
544
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:49,582
Well, you're in luck.
545
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,495
I just happen to know where one is.
546
00:34:02,262 --> 00:34:03,424
Oh, oh, no.
547
00:34:07,517 --> 00:34:08,797
- Oh, my God!
- You like it?
548
00:34:09,227 --> 00:34:11,184
Oh, my God, this is so good.
549
00:34:12,105 --> 00:34:13,516
Where did it even come from?
550
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:16,811
One night only... and it's all for us.
551
00:34:18,862 --> 00:34:20,570
Come on.
552
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,902
This is too good.
553
00:34:23,825 --> 00:34:24,940
Hello.
554
00:34:25,368 --> 00:34:26,946
Well, hi.
555
00:34:27,036 --> 00:34:28,744
- Right this way.
- Thank you.
556
00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:29,909
Thanks.
557
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:32,828
Whoo!
558
00:34:35,670 --> 00:34:37,414
This feels right.
559
00:34:40,592 --> 00:34:43,165
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
560
00:34:44,137 --> 00:34:46,509
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
561
00:34:48,391 --> 00:34:50,265
- Yeah!
- This is so cool.
562
00:34:50,351 --> 00:34:51,394
Yeah, it is.
563
00:34:52,103 --> 00:34:53,218
Everything you wanted?
564
00:34:53,313 --> 00:34:56,646
Oh, this is like the dream.
I'm obsessed with this.
565
00:34:57,275 --> 00:34:59,896
Oh, yeah.
566
00:34:59,986 --> 00:35:02,062
Hey, how do you like singing
with our chorus?
567
00:35:02,697 --> 00:35:03,812
- I like it.
- Yeah?
568
00:35:03,907 --> 00:35:06,742
I just wish we were singing
something more now.
569
00:35:07,118 --> 00:35:09,194
- Yes.
- Or at least 2003.
570
00:35:09,287 --> 00:35:11,659
Mmm-hmm. Mr Moody plays it so safe.
571
00:35:11,748 --> 00:35:14,417
It's probably why Hayden
has never won the Slam.
572
00:35:14,501 --> 00:35:15,543
Hm.
573
00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:18,790
Man, it would feel so good
just to win one time.
574
00:35:22,717 --> 00:35:24,295
We're gonna win the Slam this year.
575
00:35:25,678 --> 00:35:26,721
I promise.
576
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,434
This is the perfect fall night.
577
00:35:41,486 --> 00:35:43,479
- I've never seen fall before.
- No.
578
00:35:43,571 --> 00:35:44,734
I'm from Huntington Beach.
579
00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:48,772
Well, you are in for a treat
because nothing beats New England falls.
580
00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:52,827
Have you ever heard
of the Heavenly Pursuit?
581
00:35:53,081 --> 00:35:55,157
- What's that?
- Okay, well,
582
00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:57,992
autumn is the time of year that the moon
583
00:35:58,086 --> 00:36:01,669
after pursuing the sun since spring,
finally catches up to her,
584
00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:06,422
but then he out distances her
and the whole pursuit begins again.
585
00:36:07,303 --> 00:36:09,877
It's kind of like two lovers
who lose one another.
586
00:36:10,306 --> 00:36:12,928
But his love is so powerful
587
00:36:13,017 --> 00:36:16,469
that he spends his entire life
trying to find her.
588
00:36:17,856 --> 00:36:19,101
That sounds kinda tragic.
589
00:36:19,190 --> 00:36:20,305
Yeah.
590
00:36:21,192 --> 00:36:24,229
I know, I'm a total sucker
for a tragic love story.
591
00:36:26,114 --> 00:36:27,905
But I think every girl wants a moon.
592
00:36:29,659 --> 00:36:31,533
Yeah.
593
00:36:40,003 --> 00:36:41,711
This has been the coolest night.
594
00:36:44,841 --> 00:36:45,884
Yeah.
595
00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:55,660
I don't get it. I've lived here my whole
life and no one even knows who I am.
596
00:36:55,685 --> 00:36:57,512
Come on, that's not true.
597
00:36:57,604 --> 00:36:59,014
- Hi, Liza.
- Who are you?
598
00:36:59,105 --> 00:37:01,624
Lonnie Gregory, your next door neighbour
for the past 17 years.
599
00:37:01,649 --> 00:37:03,309
Doesn't ring a bell. Sorry.
600
00:37:03,401 --> 00:37:06,071
Of course not. Hey, thanks for not
inviting me to your sweet 16.
601
00:37:06,154 --> 00:37:08,645
It was beautiful from what I saw
from the window anyways.
602
00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:10,282
But that's what I mean, you.
603
00:37:10,366 --> 00:37:11,695
You show up four weeks ago
604
00:37:11,785 --> 00:37:15,236
and now your life is like this
amazing fairy tale, right?
605
00:37:15,330 --> 00:37:16,575
I keep thinking about it.
606
00:37:16,664 --> 00:37:19,120
And it's a little annoying, actually,
but in a good way.
607
00:37:20,794 --> 00:37:22,545
Okay, Lonnie,
I have to tell you something.
608
00:37:22,962 --> 00:37:25,833
But you gotta promise me that
you won't tell anyone. Promise?
609
00:37:26,257 --> 00:37:28,499
- Yeah, not even Mom.
- You sure? You talk a lot.
610
00:37:28,593 --> 00:37:30,612
- I know I talk a lot. Just tell me.
- Okay, okay.
611
00:37:30,637 --> 00:37:35,548
I have a magic app on my phone
and whatever I post on it, comes true.
612
00:37:37,393 --> 00:37:40,513
- I'm sorry, what? What?
- It's insane.
613
00:37:40,605 --> 00:37:42,598
Oh, my God! I have the same app.
614
00:37:42,690 --> 00:37:44,126
- I thought I was the only one.
- Really?
615
00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:45,265
Yeah, no, dude!
616
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,421
- Come on, you lost your mind.
- Lonnie, I'm telling the truth.
617
00:37:47,445 --> 00:37:49,197
Okay, fine.
If that was even a possibility,
618
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,384
which I'm not saying that it is,
how would that even work?
619
00:37:51,408 --> 00:37:52,487
I'll tell you.
620
00:37:52,575 --> 00:37:55,695
Okay, so my phone broke, so I took it to
the mall to this bearded dude.
621
00:37:55,787 --> 00:37:57,038
- Bearded dude?
- Bearded dude.
622
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,701
He gave me a new phone with this app
called U-NIVERSE on it.
623
00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:01,499
The universe is always eavesdropping.
624
00:38:01,793 --> 00:38:04,663
There's this unicorn and if the unicorn
posts a tweet in the woods
625
00:38:04,754 --> 00:38:06,913
and then deletes the tweet,
does it make a sound?
626
00:38:07,757 --> 00:38:11,672
Oh, man, you Californians, okay.
627
00:38:12,345 --> 00:38:14,551
I'm not crazy. I'm telling you the truth.
628
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:15,552
It does sound crazy,
629
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,511
- because it's bullshit, all right?
- Lonnie!
630
00:38:18,601 --> 00:38:21,057
Look, if anyone understands
the need for fantasy, it's me.
631
00:38:21,146 --> 00:38:23,665
I mean, I spend more of my time
on Azeroth than I do on earth.
632
00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:27,438
But I don't try to convince people
that I'm Archmage Khadgar the Wizard.
633
00:38:27,527 --> 00:38:29,852
Maybe you guys do things
differently in California.
634
00:38:29,946 --> 00:38:32,864
Maybe it's the avocados,
maybe it's the stuff everyone's smoking,
635
00:38:32,949 --> 00:38:34,112
you know what I'm saying?
636
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,429
But we don't do things like that,
no one... What is that?
637
00:38:36,453 --> 00:38:39,026
This is a gift.
This is my favourite skateboard.
638
00:38:39,122 --> 00:38:41,328
- Cool.
- And I want to give it to you.
639
00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:43,076
- What?
- I want you to have it.
640
00:38:43,668 --> 00:38:46,076
- It's for you, come on.
- That's so awesome.
641
00:38:47,964 --> 00:38:51,713
That's the nose, that's the tail,
and those two bolts are what you stand on.
642
00:38:51,801 --> 00:38:54,802
Oh, I don't know, my ankles, remember?
It's the height.
643
00:38:54,888 --> 00:38:56,907
- I'm afraid of heights.
- Lonnie, get on the board.
644
00:38:56,931 --> 00:38:58,390
Okay, here I go, um...
645
00:39:00,226 --> 00:39:02,100
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
646
00:39:02,187 --> 00:39:04,226
You smell like avocados.
You smell so good.
647
00:39:04,314 --> 00:39:06,805
What do you put in your hair?
It's my hair's just...
648
00:39:07,692 --> 00:39:08,794
- You're good.
- It's high up here.
649
00:39:08,818 --> 00:39:10,421
- Does anybody get a nose bleed?
- You'll be fine.
650
00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:12,022
- How high up are we?
- An inch.
651
00:39:12,113 --> 00:39:14,355
That's a lot. Just... What do I do now?
652
00:39:14,449 --> 00:39:16,774
You kick back and enjoy the ride.
653
00:39:16,868 --> 00:39:18,763
Oh, my God, I'm getting light hands,
because it's so high.
654
00:39:18,787 --> 00:39:21,906
Whoa! What's going on? I'm not
doing anything. Why is it taking off?
655
00:39:22,457 --> 00:39:24,995
Whoa, I'm actually skateboard...
Get out of the way!
656
00:39:25,085 --> 00:39:26,460
- Whoo!
- Look at me!
657
00:39:26,544 --> 00:39:29,379
Whoa, whoa!
658
00:39:38,014 --> 00:39:39,674
Did you see that?
659
00:39:39,766 --> 00:39:42,553
Look at you rip, doggie! Whoo!
660
00:39:42,811 --> 00:39:44,602
Yeah!
661
00:39:44,687 --> 00:39:45,850
Dude, is that Grimace?
662
00:39:46,731 --> 00:39:49,768
It's me, Lonnie,
you don't know my name, that's okay.
663
00:39:58,326 --> 00:39:59,785
Yeah!
664
00:40:02,163 --> 00:40:03,206
Watch this.
665
00:40:03,998 --> 00:40:07,367
This is the coolest thing
I've ever done! Like, by far!
666
00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:10,957
It's the best day of my life!
667
00:40:12,632 --> 00:40:15,586
Lonnie! Lonnie!
668
00:40:15,677 --> 00:40:18,250
Lonnie! You all right, man?
How many fingers?
669
00:40:18,346 --> 00:40:19,509
You have fingers.
670
00:40:19,597 --> 00:40:20,657
Come on, let's get you up.
671
00:40:20,682 --> 00:40:23,433
You gotta watch what you're eating...
I mean, going.
672
00:40:24,185 --> 00:40:25,977
What are you doing? You could've hurt him.
673
00:40:26,062 --> 00:40:28,304
Well, it's not my fault
he's fat and uncoordinated.
674
00:40:29,065 --> 00:40:30,180
Yeah?
675
00:40:32,444 --> 00:40:35,528
Well, if it's so easy...
why don't you try it?
676
00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:38,616
Or are you just some pussy
in a letter jacket?
677
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,117
Look at me, I'm riding a skateboard.
678
00:40:48,209 --> 00:40:49,520
- What are you doing?
- Who's the pussy now?
679
00:40:49,544 --> 00:40:51,122
- Watch this.
- It's so easy.
680
00:40:52,130 --> 00:40:55,000
Whoa, what? Whoa, slow down.
681
00:40:55,091 --> 00:40:57,214
Yo, what is going on? Yo, guys, stop this.
682
00:40:57,469 --> 00:41:00,920
Yo, Oliver! Dude, hey, dude!
683
00:41:01,222 --> 00:41:03,381
Stop, stop! Move back away!
684
00:41:16,571 --> 00:41:18,490
Aren't you going to study
for the Spanish test?
685
00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:19,854
I'm just gonna wing it.
686
00:41:19,949 --> 00:41:22,191
Okay, wow, you know,
you are the only person I know
687
00:41:22,285 --> 00:41:23,993
that never studies and gets all As.
688
00:41:26,372 --> 00:41:28,579
- You write music?
- Oh, it's nothing.
689
00:41:29,751 --> 00:41:32,123
- Sing something for me.
- No.
690
00:41:33,171 --> 00:41:35,294
Okay, shut your face, it's not happening.
691
00:41:35,799 --> 00:41:39,084
Dani, I don't know! I've never heard
of the game Truth or Dare before!
692
00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:40,571
What are you doing? My mom will hear you.
693
00:41:40,595 --> 00:41:42,837
- Dani, what are you doing?
- Kyle, stop it!
694
00:41:42,931 --> 00:41:45,600
- Dani, what's going on up there?
- Nothing, Mom! Nothing!
695
00:41:46,392 --> 00:41:49,892
Stop it. You're a freak.
696
00:41:49,979 --> 00:41:51,022
Get over there.
697
00:41:54,359 --> 00:41:56,850
If you so much as roll your eyes,
I swear I'll murder you.
698
00:41:57,779 --> 00:41:59,985
All right, cross my heart and hope to die.
699
00:42:03,535 --> 00:42:04,365
"Drowning?"
700
00:42:04,452 --> 00:42:06,908
Mmm-hmm, yes, I know,
it sounds a little morbid,
701
00:42:06,996 --> 00:42:10,365
but it's really just a conversation
between two people falling in love.
702
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:13,294
Yeah, leave it to me to write a song
that sounds like a eulogy.
703
00:42:13,878 --> 00:42:16,334
Whoa, wait, wait, wait,
you gotta sing it for me.
704
00:42:16,423 --> 00:42:18,484
- No, Kyle, no, you know I'm not...
- Just a few verses, please?
705
00:42:18,508 --> 00:42:21,046
Just a few verses,
that's all I'm asking for.
706
00:42:21,428 --> 00:42:22,542
Agh.
707
00:42:34,232 --> 00:42:38,230
♪ Seems like the love songs
Have got it all wrong ♪
708
00:42:38,903 --> 00:42:40,730
♪ I thought I would fly ♪
709
00:42:43,616 --> 00:42:47,744
♪ And it's getting darker
The further we fall ♪
710
00:42:48,538 --> 00:42:50,614
♪ And I'm feeling high ♪
711
00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:53,243
That's great, here.
712
00:42:56,796 --> 00:42:57,911
I think I got it.
713
00:42:58,506 --> 00:42:59,965
- Okay.
- Keep singing.
714
00:43:01,968 --> 00:43:05,503
♪ Remember the time I first saw you ♪
715
00:43:06,264 --> 00:43:10,392
♪ I thought you'd be mine
And it felt so good ♪
716
00:43:11,019 --> 00:43:15,348
♪ One look in your eyes
And I swear I knew ♪
717
00:43:16,733 --> 00:43:20,683
♪ Of your kiss, your touch, your love ♪
718
00:43:23,990 --> 00:43:26,446
♪ And I can't breathe ♪
719
00:43:28,995 --> 00:43:33,574
♪ I'm struggling ♪
720
00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:36,794
♪ My heart's at ease ♪
721
00:43:39,672 --> 00:43:41,879
♪ 'Cause I'm drowning ♪
722
00:43:42,967 --> 00:43:47,510
♪ Drowning in your love ♪
723
00:43:56,147 --> 00:43:57,345
Oh!
724
00:43:58,108 --> 00:43:59,567
That w as bad, let me try it again.
725
00:44:00,318 --> 00:44:02,476
Oh, so close!
726
00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:03,685
I almost had it.
727
00:44:17,836 --> 00:44:21,454
♪ Now, I've heard
There was a secret chord ♪
728
00:44:21,548 --> 00:44:24,714
♪ That David played
And it pleased the Lord ♪
729
00:44:25,343 --> 00:44:29,423
♪ But you don't really care
For music, do you? ♪
730
00:44:29,514 --> 00:44:31,558
- Wait, guys, guys, hold on.
- Hold up.
731
00:44:32,267 --> 00:44:33,547
What is it now, Pavarotti?
732
00:44:33,643 --> 00:44:36,264
Mr Moody, Dani and I have been
working on something
733
00:44:36,354 --> 00:44:38,541
- that we'd love to show you.
- Kyle, what are you doing?
734
00:44:38,565 --> 00:44:41,627
Kyle, I've been doing this a long time.
I think I know what song is going to work.
735
00:44:41,651 --> 00:44:44,059
I know, but Dani wrote this song
and it's tight, Mr Moody.
736
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,400
Just hear it out.
737
00:44:45,488 --> 00:44:46,982
I'm sure it's very "tight".
738
00:44:47,073 --> 00:44:49,991
It's just that this song
has a significance for me.
739
00:44:50,577 --> 00:44:52,285
- Why?
- Because I sang it once.
740
00:44:52,370 --> 00:44:53,533
- What for?
- Mr Pookins.
741
00:44:53,621 --> 00:44:54,701
Who's Mr Pookins?
742
00:44:54,789 --> 00:44:56,746
- My cat.
- You sang a song for your cat?
743
00:44:56,833 --> 00:45:00,166
My dead cat. He died!
I sang it at his funeral.
744
00:45:02,213 --> 00:45:03,256
Sorry.
745
00:45:03,506 --> 00:45:04,621
It was a suicide.
746
00:45:07,051 --> 00:45:10,171
Can we just play the song for you once,
please? You won't regret it.
747
00:45:11,014 --> 00:45:12,591
- Do the short version.
- Yeah.
748
00:45:18,229 --> 00:45:19,272
You got this.
749
00:45:23,777 --> 00:45:26,398
♪ The ocean is heavy ♪
750
00:45:27,947 --> 00:45:29,940
♪ Your current is strong ♪
751
00:45:32,202 --> 00:45:34,408
♪ You're pulling me deeper ♪
752
00:45:36,289 --> 00:45:38,246
♪ Been here all along ♪
753
00:45:40,335 --> 00:45:44,083
♪ Remember the time
I first sawyou ♪
754
00:45:44,672 --> 00:45:48,670
♪ I thought you'd be mine
And it felt so good ♪
755
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,840
♪ One look in your eyes
And I swear I knew ♪
756
00:45:53,598 --> 00:45:57,347
♪ Of your kiss, your touch, your love ♪
757
00:45:58,186 --> 00:46:00,855
I cannot believe Mr Moody is letting us
perform our song.
758
00:46:00,939 --> 00:46:03,311
Our song? It's your song, I just helped.
759
00:46:03,399 --> 00:46:07,100
Tonight, Hawks hockey
season opener, be there, 7:00pm.
760
00:46:07,195 --> 00:46:09,069
What is with the hockey insanity?
761
00:46:09,155 --> 00:46:10,899
First game of the year is tonight.
762
00:46:11,157 --> 00:46:13,565
What's even worse is
the biggest game of the season
763
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:14,940
is the same night as the Slam.
764
00:46:15,036 --> 00:46:17,361
I'll be so surprised
if anybody even shows up.
765
00:46:17,455 --> 00:46:19,329
Hey, you all should go to the Slam!
766
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:22,395
I'm telling you, if not, you'll miss out
and you'll have to watch it on YouTube.
767
00:46:22,419 --> 00:46:23,996
- Yeah, go!
- I'm telling you.
768
00:46:25,505 --> 00:46:28,422
You know, nobody but you
could've got me to share my music.
769
00:46:29,426 --> 00:46:32,213
Thank you. I'm happy I met you.
770
00:46:32,846 --> 00:46:36,012
- I'm kind of happy I met you.
- You're so dumb.
771
00:46:41,646 --> 00:46:43,224
I gotta go to class, bye.
772
00:46:45,734 --> 00:46:47,810
- Bye!
- Later, gator.
773
00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:51,146
- Jesus.
- Isn't that sweet?
774
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,658
The lady and the tramp
were about to have their first kiss.
775
00:46:53,908 --> 00:46:54,988
What's with you, Massey?
776
00:46:55,243 --> 00:46:56,868
I Google Chrome-d you
777
00:46:56,953 --> 00:46:59,180
and there's not a single mention of you
singing anywhere
778
00:46:59,205 --> 00:47:00,450
before you came to Hayden.
779
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,207
Something about you stinks,
and I'm gonna figure it out.
780
00:47:04,586 --> 00:47:07,456
And then I'm gonna stuff and mount you.
781
00:47:13,219 --> 00:47:14,697
All I'm saying is be careful.
782
00:47:14,721 --> 00:47:16,963
Things are rarely what they appear to be.
783
00:47:17,348 --> 00:47:20,764
Take my girlfriend from Honduras,
the bikini model, Guadalupe?
784
00:47:20,852 --> 00:47:24,268
She turned out to be Phil from Cleveland.
785
00:47:24,856 --> 00:47:28,557
Yeah, I got catfished,
without the TV show.
786
00:47:28,651 --> 00:47:29,651
What are you getting at?
787
00:47:29,694 --> 00:47:32,046
I'm saying we don't know anything
about this bearded dude.
788
00:47:32,072 --> 00:47:35,322
What if he turns out to be some kind of
like, you know, master of dark arts.
789
00:47:35,408 --> 00:47:38,326
Look, anything that got
my family back together, can't be bad.
790
00:47:38,411 --> 00:47:42,788
Yeah, speaking of family, um,
it's my birthday Saturday
791
00:47:42,874 --> 00:47:45,875
and every year, we go to my
favourite place. It's a Greek restaurant.
792
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,455
There's hummus and a belly dancer.
793
00:47:47,545 --> 00:47:48,814
- Hm.
- Yeah, I took some lessons.
794
00:47:48,838 --> 00:47:50,747
She asked me to leave, but I'm wondering
795
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,818
if you wanted to go, you could go,
it's gonna be lame.
796
00:47:52,842 --> 00:47:54,527
- You probably... No, forget it.
- Lonnie,
797
00:47:54,552 --> 00:47:56,426
of course, I'm coming to your birthday.
798
00:47:56,930 --> 00:47:58,305
- I wouldn't miss it.
- Cool.
799
00:47:58,389 --> 00:48:00,309
All right, I'll text you
all the deets and stuff.
800
00:48:05,897 --> 00:48:09,764
- That guy is such a douche.
- Yeah, but he's Emperor Douche.
801
00:48:09,859 --> 00:48:11,045
And you just joined the chorus,
802
00:48:11,069 --> 00:48:13,358
so you're at the bottom of the barrel,
too, you know?
803
00:48:13,446 --> 00:48:14,465
Jealous, Chorus Boy?
804
00:48:14,489 --> 00:48:15,652
- No.
- Hey!
805
00:48:15,740 --> 00:48:18,112
Oh, getting a little angry?
806
00:48:18,201 --> 00:48:20,407
No one cares about Kyle Moore.
807
00:48:20,495 --> 00:48:23,828
I own this school and there's not
a damn thing you can do about it.
808
00:48:23,915 --> 00:48:25,540
Down boy.
809
00:48:29,838 --> 00:48:33,207
Jokes on him, this is how I eat
my mashed potatoes, so...
810
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,468
Somebody has to bring that guy in check.
811
00:48:35,552 --> 00:48:37,094
Yeah, somebody's gotta check him.
812
00:48:37,178 --> 00:48:40,032
It would be kind of cool if you went
after the hockey team, though, right?
813
00:48:40,056 --> 00:48:41,883
Beat him at his own game?
814
00:48:41,975 --> 00:48:43,517
Our own little miracle on ice.
815
00:48:43,726 --> 00:48:46,134
That would be so rad, dude. So rad!
816
00:48:46,396 --> 00:48:48,803
Yeah, it would.
817
00:48:50,483 --> 00:48:52,523
Let's go! Let's go!
818
00:48:59,951 --> 00:49:02,109
Come on! What are you, girls? Let's go!
819
00:49:03,121 --> 00:49:05,956
Come on, get up, you push!
That's the best you got?
820
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,496
You skate like my sister. Bring it in!
821
00:49:08,585 --> 00:49:10,328
Two-on-two back check drill.
822
00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:14,287
If we're gonna beat the Bulldogs,
we gotta get this right.
823
00:49:14,632 --> 00:49:15,795
Look who it is.
824
00:49:16,509 --> 00:49:17,672
- Set it up!
- Whoa.
825
00:49:24,517 --> 00:49:27,933
Can l...
Can I help you with something?
826
00:49:28,313 --> 00:49:29,427
I want a try-out, Coach.
827
00:49:31,232 --> 00:49:32,976
Try-outs are over, all right?
828
00:49:33,068 --> 00:49:35,226
That's too bad. I'm way better than Derek.
829
00:49:36,112 --> 00:49:38,603
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's a pretty big claim, son.
830
00:49:39,282 --> 00:49:40,990
Let's hope you can back that up.
831
00:49:42,118 --> 00:49:44,526
The ice is yours.
832
00:49:45,038 --> 00:49:46,781
Can't wait to see this.
833
00:49:58,343 --> 00:50:01,794
No, U-NIVERSE, we're here
to play hockey. No, no, no, no!
834
00:50:04,140 --> 00:50:05,718
Not again!
835
00:50:10,438 --> 00:50:11,683
What are you doing?
836
00:50:13,650 --> 00:50:14,692
Whoa!
837
00:50:16,528 --> 00:50:18,022
Whoa!
838
00:50:24,911 --> 00:50:27,153
You can't even do that.
839
00:50:29,249 --> 00:50:30,291
I can't look away.
840
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,158
That is so beautiful.
841
00:50:40,135 --> 00:50:42,460
- Holy smokes!
- Oh!
842
00:50:50,728 --> 00:50:52,139
Not what I meant.
843
00:50:52,397 --> 00:50:54,970
Well, kid, you're no Wayne Gretzy,
but guess what
844
00:50:55,066 --> 00:50:58,649
you made the team.
Boys, meet your new equipment manager.
845
00:50:58,737 --> 00:51:02,319
All right! Play time's over.
Let's go! Set them up.
846
00:51:02,615 --> 00:51:03,944
Nice one, Cali.
847
00:51:08,997 --> 00:51:11,036
Wayne Gretzky. Why didn't I think of that?
848
00:51:13,585 --> 00:51:14,878
Let's try this again, shall we?
849
00:51:20,091 --> 00:51:21,170
Hey, bitches!
850
00:51:22,385 --> 00:51:23,428
Where you going?
851
00:51:24,679 --> 00:51:25,794
I'm not done yet.
852
00:51:26,848 --> 00:51:30,015
Okay, Frozen...
853
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:31,978
Let's see you score on the goalie.
854
00:51:33,062 --> 00:51:34,225
Wreck him.
855
00:51:34,314 --> 00:51:35,689
Get the ice packs ready.
856
00:51:46,659 --> 00:51:47,702
Get him!
857
00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:55,782
Come on!
858
00:52:28,410 --> 00:52:29,785
First line, get out there!
859
00:52:30,829 --> 00:52:32,323
Not you, Lowe, stay put.
860
00:52:32,789 --> 00:52:34,782
- How you feeling, baby?
- I could go all night.
861
00:52:34,874 --> 00:52:37,448
Well, then get out there
and take the face-off!
862
00:52:37,544 --> 00:52:41,043
Jeez! Come on! Come on! All right, whoo!
863
00:52:46,010 --> 00:52:47,920
How good is he? Okay, Kyle!
864
00:52:48,388 --> 00:52:50,223
What are you doing?
Why aren't you out there?
865
00:52:50,557 --> 00:52:52,383
Let's go. Come on, boys!
866
00:53:47,655 --> 00:53:49,280
Kyle, you're so cool!
867
00:53:55,121 --> 00:53:56,402
- Hey.
- What up?
868
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,083
What are you wearing?
869
00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:00,078
It's pretty sweet, right?
870
00:54:00,502 --> 00:54:03,456
You'll never guess, I just saw
a bunch of kids rocking my jersey!
871
00:54:03,546 --> 00:54:05,190
- Wow.
- I can't believe it, it's insane.
872
00:54:05,215 --> 00:54:07,373
You know, you missed rehearsal
this morning.
873
00:54:09,636 --> 00:54:10,916
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
874
00:54:11,012 --> 00:54:13,218
I couldn't sleep last night
after the game.
875
00:54:13,556 --> 00:54:14,641
But it won't happen again.
876
00:54:14,974 --> 00:54:18,343
I'm a little worried you're not gonna have
enough time for rehearsal now.
877
00:54:18,436 --> 00:54:20,643
You know that the Slam
is the same night as the game.
878
00:54:21,106 --> 00:54:24,521
Dani, Chorus is way more important
to me than hockey.
879
00:54:24,859 --> 00:54:26,057
I'll make it work.
880
00:54:30,573 --> 00:54:33,823
Dude! I got 2,000 likes
on my last Instagram post.
881
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,995
What? Every time I post something,
I lose followers.
882
00:54:37,455 --> 00:54:40,540
Hey, so, my parents, they are
super stoked to meet you Saturday.
883
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:42,144
Yeah, I'm psyched to meet them, too, man.
884
00:54:42,168 --> 00:54:44,873
Yeah, this is funny,
they actually don't think you exist.
885
00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:47,002
My dad sat me down the other day
and he was like,
886
00:54:47,090 --> 00:54:49,717
- "Is this 'Kyle' another 'Gary Wiggins'?"
- Who's Gary Wiggins?
887
00:54:49,843 --> 00:54:51,800
He was my imaginary friend
when I was a kid.
888
00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:54,698
Not anymore, because he moved away.
He didn't leave a forwarding address.
889
00:54:54,722 --> 00:54:56,826
Anyway, my parents are super excited
that you're coming,
890
00:54:56,850 --> 00:54:58,768
so I'm stoked for them to see
that you're real.
891
00:54:58,852 --> 00:55:01,177
Moore!
892
00:55:02,814 --> 00:55:04,771
What's up? Good, man, how are you?
893
00:55:04,858 --> 00:55:07,775
Moore, come sit with us, my man.
We're celebrating tonight's win.
894
00:55:08,903 --> 00:55:11,048
That's all right.
I'll catch up with you guys tomorrow.
895
00:55:11,072 --> 00:55:12,072
No, no, go with them.
896
00:55:12,115 --> 00:55:15,698
No, I gotta go home anyways
and do some gaming. I'm a gamer, so...
897
00:55:15,785 --> 00:55:17,825
- You sure?
- Yeah, no, celebrate.
898
00:55:18,037 --> 00:55:19,366
- Cool. Okay.
- Yeah, go.
899
00:55:19,456 --> 00:55:20,570
- Come on.
- Yeah.
900
00:55:20,874 --> 00:55:22,416
- There he is.
- Yeah!
901
00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:26,250
So, where's Derek?
902
00:55:26,546 --> 00:55:29,024
Probably picking the splinters
out of his ass from sitting all game.
903
00:55:29,048 --> 00:55:30,592
The Zamboni saw more ice than he did.
904
00:55:31,176 --> 00:55:32,089
Can I get you anything?
905
00:55:32,177 --> 00:55:34,846
Yes, I'll have a cheeseburger,
fries and a shake.
906
00:55:34,929 --> 00:55:37,467
Oh, my God, Cassie, what are you
gonna name your food baby?
907
00:55:39,517 --> 00:55:43,764
J-K, obviously, I'll just take
a stick of celery, please.
908
00:55:45,231 --> 00:55:47,141
- Hi.
- Hi?
909
00:55:47,233 --> 00:55:49,025
- I'm Charlotte.
- Yeah, I know.
910
00:55:49,110 --> 00:55:52,859
Cool. So how's it feel to be the guy
that everyone's talking about?
911
00:55:53,198 --> 00:55:54,365
I don't know if that's true.
912
00:55:57,035 --> 00:55:58,995
I bought a new perfume.
Do you want to smell me?
913
00:56:00,497 --> 00:56:01,539
Uh...
914
00:56:04,042 --> 00:56:06,615
Yeah. I do. I mean, sure.
915
00:56:15,970 --> 00:56:17,133
Do you like it?
916
00:56:17,388 --> 00:56:18,431
I love it.
917
00:56:19,390 --> 00:56:20,885
I'm not wearing any perfume.
918
00:56:23,353 --> 00:56:25,642
- Cassie's having a party this Saturday.
- I am?
919
00:56:27,148 --> 00:56:30,897
Right, that party, of course, I am.
920
00:56:31,236 --> 00:56:32,278
Do you have plans?
921
00:56:32,987 --> 00:56:34,779
Saturday, no, I don't think so, no.
922
00:56:35,532 --> 00:56:37,441
Well, now you do.
923
00:57:16,030 --> 00:57:17,383
- What's up, man?
- Where you been, bro?
924
00:57:17,407 --> 00:57:19,649
Everyone's out back.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
925
00:57:23,371 --> 00:57:27,036
My man! Hey, you look thirsty.
926
00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:28,168
- Let's go.
- Thanks.
927
00:57:28,585 --> 00:57:30,479
No one told me it was a costume party.
928
00:57:30,503 --> 00:57:31,701
Don't worry about it, bro.
929
00:57:31,796 --> 00:57:35,379
Boys! The man of the hour has arrived!
930
00:57:38,094 --> 00:57:42,341
To hockey!
One-timers, slap shots and kick saves!
931
00:57:42,432 --> 00:57:45,682
Bone crushing hits
that send opponents to their graves.
932
00:57:45,769 --> 00:57:48,390
Hat tricks, power plays and crosschecks.
933
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,434
Hayden Hawks hockey, it's better than sex!
934
00:57:53,234 --> 00:57:54,277
Drink up, boys.
935
00:57:59,157 --> 00:58:02,775
It's the golden boy, the king of the ice.
936
00:58:02,869 --> 00:58:05,656
Just remember, ice breaks,
937
00:58:05,747 --> 00:58:08,748
and when it does,
all these people are gonna do
938
00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:11,205
is hold your little,
blond hair under the water.
939
00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:16,215
Ew!
940
00:58:18,301 --> 00:58:21,302
Don't worry about that.
He's sore 'cause Charlotte cut him loose.
941
00:58:21,387 --> 00:58:22,846
Charlotte broke up with him?
942
00:58:22,931 --> 00:58:26,596
OMG! Are you gonna pay
any attention to me tonight or what?
943
00:58:26,684 --> 00:58:28,677
Hey, Cassie, sick party.
944
00:58:28,770 --> 00:58:33,646
Do you like my costume?
I'm a very naughty brave.
945
00:58:35,026 --> 00:58:36,069
Of course, I like it.
946
00:58:37,112 --> 00:58:38,606
I wore it last year.
947
00:58:38,905 --> 00:58:39,984
I don't remember th...
948
00:58:41,825 --> 00:58:42,867
Want to go for a walk?
949
00:58:45,328 --> 00:58:46,371
Yeah.
950
00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:54,368
- Damn, he just made Derek disappear.
- I know.
951
00:59:04,013 --> 00:59:05,056
What?
952
00:59:05,265 --> 00:59:06,640
We thought you were over this.
953
00:59:07,350 --> 00:59:09,177
Kyle is real, Mom. Okay?
954
00:59:09,519 --> 00:59:11,013
He's not another Gary Wiggins.
955
00:59:13,106 --> 00:59:14,481
Of course, he's not.
956
00:59:19,487 --> 00:59:22,821
- So, you break up with Derek?
- I think we just grew apart.
957
00:59:23,116 --> 00:59:24,159
I'm extremely driven,
958
00:59:24,242 --> 00:59:27,278
and I want the best of everything
life has to offer, and Derek,
959
00:59:27,370 --> 00:59:29,577
well, he seems to be skating backwards.
960
00:59:29,664 --> 00:59:31,624
I have over five million
social media followers.
961
00:59:31,666 --> 00:59:34,287
I take more AP classes than anyone else.
962
00:59:34,377 --> 00:59:36,370
And I'm a state champion tennis player.
963
00:59:36,463 --> 00:59:39,962
I don't even like tennis, it's boring.
What about you?
964
00:59:40,049 --> 00:59:42,256
Do you want the best of
everything life has to offer?
965
00:59:43,011 --> 00:59:45,087
Yeah, yeah, I guess, I do.
966
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,554
Well, you're on your way.
967
00:59:48,016 --> 00:59:53,721
You have the looks,
the grades, the popularity.
968
00:59:54,189 --> 00:59:56,347
You're just missing one detail.
969
00:59:57,984 --> 00:59:59,027
What's that?
970
01:00:01,488 --> 01:00:02,530
Me.
971
01:00:03,114 --> 01:00:05,901
Without me, you'll be idolized.
972
01:00:06,201 --> 01:00:07,992
But with me, you'll be deified.
973
01:00:09,496 --> 01:00:10,610
So, do you want me, Kyle?
974
01:00:11,664 --> 01:00:12,827
Because I want you.
975
01:00:13,249 --> 01:00:14,625
Sorry.
976
01:00:17,003 --> 01:00:20,337
Oh, no! I totally forgot.
I gotta go, I'm so sorry.
977
01:00:21,091 --> 01:00:24,127
Our lives are made up
of seemingly simple decisions.
978
01:00:24,594 --> 01:00:29,719
This decision, right here,
right now, is one of yours.
979
01:00:30,308 --> 01:00:32,051
So you have to ask yourself,
980
01:00:33,645 --> 01:00:36,930
do you want to be a god or don't you?
981
01:01:00,630 --> 01:01:01,673
Dani!
982
01:01:02,966 --> 01:01:04,543
Dani, wait!
983
01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:06,553
Sorry.
984
01:01:07,011 --> 01:01:09,004
Hey, are you okay?
985
01:01:09,097 --> 01:01:11,808
That was a really cute picture
Charlotte posted of the two of you.
986
01:01:11,850 --> 01:01:13,661
At least, I think it was you.
I couldn't quite tell
987
01:01:13,685 --> 01:01:15,620
because she was practically
swallowing your face.
988
01:01:15,645 --> 01:01:17,803
- I was gonna tell you, th...
- Why?
989
01:01:17,897 --> 01:01:20,982
We're just buddies.
You don't owe me anything.
990
01:01:23,570 --> 01:01:26,524
I'm happy for you, Kyle.
You're the new Derek.
991
01:01:28,825 --> 01:01:31,909
Hey! Hey! I'm still me.
992
01:01:33,872 --> 01:01:34,986
Are you sure about that?
993
01:01:39,669 --> 01:01:41,460
Lonnie. Lonnie!
994
01:01:42,505 --> 01:01:45,921
Moore! Yeah, baby, let's go!
995
01:01:49,012 --> 01:01:51,419
Come on, now, kid! Moore, wake up!
996
01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:54,548
I've seen better hands on a clock!
997
01:01:54,642 --> 01:01:56,801
Get your head out of your backside!
998
01:01:58,021 --> 01:01:59,021
Skate!
999
01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:00,558
Oh, come on!
1000
01:02:05,737 --> 01:02:09,687
Congratulations, boys, that was
the worst practise we have ever had!
1001
01:02:14,537 --> 01:02:16,744
- What's up, Grimace?
- Douche, Grimace.
1002
01:02:22,629 --> 01:02:23,909
- Hey.
- What do you want?
1003
01:02:25,465 --> 01:02:27,623
Look, I'm sorry I missed your party,
all right?
1004
01:02:27,717 --> 01:02:30,469
You embarrassed me.
I thought we were friends.
1005
01:02:30,845 --> 01:02:31,888
We are.
1006
01:02:32,972 --> 01:02:35,517
Look, you don't have to be the person
people pick on any more.
1007
01:02:35,975 --> 01:02:37,828
You want to go on your magic app
and change me, too?
1008
01:02:37,852 --> 01:02:38,931
Yes!
1009
01:02:39,896 --> 01:02:43,763
Yes. You can be whoever,
whatever you want.
1010
01:02:44,609 --> 01:02:47,147
We can rule the school together.
We can do whatever.
1011
01:02:47,237 --> 01:02:50,154
I am who I want to be.
You're the one who changed.
1012
01:02:50,615 --> 01:02:54,316
You know what?
You, and that thing... that's a virus.
1013
01:02:55,912 --> 01:02:57,490
You've catfished yourself.
1014
01:03:12,303 --> 01:03:13,680
Alden residence.
1015
01:03:14,347 --> 01:03:16,304
Kyle Moore... here.
1016
01:03:44,461 --> 01:03:47,212
Hey. Oh, no, Kyle.
1017
01:03:47,297 --> 01:03:48,339
What? What's wrong?
1018
01:03:48,423 --> 01:03:49,674
You drove that old thing here?
1019
01:03:51,009 --> 01:03:52,552
Charlotte, it's a classic Alfa Romeo.
1020
01:03:52,677 --> 01:03:55,221
Hide it and take it around the back
and park it with the help.
1021
01:04:05,148 --> 01:04:06,191
Say something.
1022
01:04:08,026 --> 01:04:11,810
So, Mr Alden, uh,
Charlotte tells me you're a lawyer?
1023
01:04:11,905 --> 01:04:13,382
Where did you say you were
from again, Carl?
1024
01:04:13,406 --> 01:04:14,865
It's Kyle, Daddy.
1025
01:04:15,533 --> 01:04:16,576
California, sir.
1026
01:04:16,701 --> 01:04:19,572
Sun-baked hippies.
What does your father do for work?
1027
01:04:19,662 --> 01:04:21,122
He was a professional skateboarder.
1028
01:04:21,498 --> 01:04:24,617
Professional skateboarder.
1029
01:04:24,918 --> 01:04:27,076
But now, well, he's an entrepreneur.
1030
01:04:27,170 --> 01:04:29,839
Entrepreneur, that's a fancy word
for unemployed.
1031
01:04:34,010 --> 01:04:36,133
Kyle just got named captain
of the hockey team.
1032
01:04:36,971 --> 01:04:39,925
Brutish sport.
I'm going to cut to the chase.
1033
01:04:40,016 --> 01:04:41,594
You're a nice looking, young man.
1034
01:04:41,684 --> 01:04:45,018
But the truth is,
you're just not one of us.
1035
01:04:45,105 --> 01:04:47,181
Daddy, he's the most popular boy
at school!
1036
01:04:47,273 --> 01:04:49,515
It's for the best, trust me, poopy.
1037
01:04:49,609 --> 01:04:50,753
- Dad!
- Can I use the bathroom?
1038
01:04:50,777 --> 01:04:54,360
Masterson, show the boy to the washroom
and make sure he doesn't steal anything.
1039
01:04:56,533 --> 01:05:00,482
Now, poopy, don't pout,
you'll give yourself wrinkles.
1040
01:05:03,206 --> 01:05:04,321
Not one of you, huh?
1041
01:05:12,298 --> 01:05:13,758
Let's see what you think of me now.
1042
01:05:15,260 --> 01:05:16,968
So, how are we doing in here?
1043
01:05:17,053 --> 01:05:20,173
Kyle! I was starting to miss you, son.
Weren't we, Pet?
1044
01:05:20,265 --> 01:05:21,889
We certainly were.
1045
01:05:23,226 --> 01:05:24,554
Daddy? Are you feeling okay?
1046
01:05:24,644 --> 01:05:25,842
Never been better.
1047
01:05:25,937 --> 01:05:30,398
And Kyle, call me Dutch.
Mr Alden sounds so stodgy.
1048
01:05:30,650 --> 01:05:32,607
Well, Dutch, you are a bit stodgy.
1049
01:05:33,361 --> 01:05:37,110
To be honest, I don't know
how Kathy puts up with you.
1050
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,239
You son-of-a-gun.
1051
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:48,543
You're terrible.
1052
01:05:49,002 --> 01:05:53,082
He's so awful, it takes me three of these
just to get through dinner.
1053
01:05:53,381 --> 01:05:55,338
She's ploughed 24/7.
1054
01:05:55,592 --> 01:05:58,593
I'm so awful,
I can't stand to be around me!
1055
01:05:59,345 --> 01:06:01,005
Just trying to get away from myself.
1056
01:06:02,182 --> 01:06:06,345
Hey, Masterson, can you stand me?
Be honest. He hates my guts!
1057
01:06:08,104 --> 01:06:09,480
I think it's time for dessert.
1058
01:06:09,564 --> 01:06:12,814
Kyle, would you give me a hand
in the kitchen?
1059
01:06:13,068 --> 01:06:14,110
I'd love to.
1060
01:06:16,738 --> 01:06:18,018
- Look.
- Enough of that.
1061
01:06:18,865 --> 01:06:21,652
You're the greatest.
Now there's a real man.
1062
01:06:24,871 --> 01:06:27,160
Mmm, smells good. What's cooking, Kath?
1063
01:06:29,834 --> 01:06:31,032
You and me.
1064
01:06:32,837 --> 01:06:35,293
Mrs Alden, what are you doing?
1065
01:06:35,381 --> 01:06:39,000
Let's run away together.
Far, far away from here.
1066
01:06:39,761 --> 01:06:41,837
Uh, your husband's in the other room.
1067
01:06:41,930 --> 01:06:44,884
I love you.
You need someone more flexible.
1068
01:06:45,809 --> 01:06:47,054
I was a ballerina, you know.
1069
01:06:47,352 --> 01:06:49,594
That's great, whoa!
1070
01:06:49,687 --> 01:06:51,312
Oh, I like that game.
1071
01:06:51,397 --> 01:06:53,292
This is out of control.
This needs to stop right now.
1072
01:06:53,316 --> 01:06:55,724
I'm totally out of control
and I don't give a damn!
1073
01:06:57,695 --> 01:06:59,355
- Hi, Pet.
- No, no, no, stop!
1074
01:07:00,365 --> 01:07:01,610
Hey!
1075
01:07:02,450 --> 01:07:04,858
Come to me, my little pet.
1076
01:07:07,122 --> 01:07:08,532
Come to me!
1077
01:07:08,623 --> 01:07:11,624
- Mrs Alden, chill!
- Just don't ever say no.
1078
01:07:11,918 --> 01:07:12,961
Stop! Stop!
1079
01:07:13,670 --> 01:07:17,917
Oh, oh, yes! Oh, baby!
1080
01:07:19,175 --> 01:07:20,753
More... what?
1081
01:07:32,105 --> 01:07:34,477
Okay. Come on,
don't do this to me, U-NIVERSE!
1082
01:07:34,566 --> 01:07:36,192
U-NIVERSE, come on, what are you doing?
1083
01:07:37,193 --> 01:07:40,278
Kyle! Come back, Kyle!
1084
01:07:43,032 --> 01:07:44,906
- Take me with you!
- Oh, God!
1085
01:07:44,993 --> 01:07:47,947
- Take me to Paris!
- Oh, you didn't!
1086
01:07:48,288 --> 01:07:49,699
- Wear berets!
- Oh, goodness!
1087
01:07:49,789 --> 01:07:52,161
♪ Frère Jacques
Frère Jacques ♪
1088
01:07:55,795 --> 01:07:57,289
Send me nudes!
1089
01:07:58,423 --> 01:07:59,502
Wait up, wait up!
1090
01:08:00,759 --> 01:08:01,838
Two minutes.
1091
01:08:06,431 --> 01:08:07,474
What?
1092
01:08:09,768 --> 01:08:11,428
Uh, excuse me, ma'am?
1093
01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:13,772
Excuse me, have you seen the bearded dude?
1094
01:08:13,813 --> 01:08:15,557
Could you be a little more specific?
1095
01:08:15,857 --> 01:08:17,435
Real weird, makes bird noises.
1096
01:08:17,692 --> 01:08:21,820
He had a kiosk over here
and he sold phones.
1097
01:08:22,864 --> 01:08:24,383
Are you sure you're in the right mall?
1098
01:08:24,407 --> 01:08:26,159
Because we don't allow
sales carts in here.
1099
01:08:26,242 --> 01:08:28,411
Yes, I'm in the right mall.
I've seen him here twice!
1100
01:08:28,453 --> 01:08:30,492
Sir, are you under the influence?
1101
01:08:30,997 --> 01:08:33,666
I'm not even old enough to drink.
I need the U-NIVERSE app!
1102
01:08:36,252 --> 01:08:37,295
Sorry.
1103
01:08:50,266 --> 01:08:53,766
You know, it's funny how everything
you want to do always falls through.
1104
01:08:53,853 --> 01:08:56,523
You sleep till noon every day.
1105
01:08:57,273 --> 01:08:59,515
You're spending money
that you don't even have.
1106
01:08:59,609 --> 01:09:01,981
Maxi? What's going on?
1107
01:09:02,070 --> 01:09:03,481
They're fighting again.
1108
01:09:03,571 --> 01:09:05,007
And I know you didn't get that job.
1109
01:09:05,031 --> 01:09:06,988
It fell through.
1110
01:09:07,075 --> 01:09:09,114
I mean, seriously,
what do you want me to do?
1111
01:09:09,202 --> 01:09:12,156
Put in an application
at the local coffee shop?
1112
01:09:12,247 --> 01:09:14,183
Let me tell you something,
that's never gonna happen
1113
01:09:14,207 --> 01:09:15,375
because that ain't me, babe.
1114
01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:18,951
I did not ask you to come here,
but you came here on your own.
1115
01:09:19,045 --> 01:09:21,370
I don't why. Do you want it to work?
1116
01:09:21,464 --> 01:09:24,964
Show me that you're trying!
You need to be responsible.
1117
01:09:25,218 --> 01:09:28,587
Don't come at me with responsibility.
You always do that.
1118
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,756
Listen, I know about
responsibility, all right?
1119
01:09:30,849 --> 01:09:32,592
- Oh, do you?
- Yes.
1120
01:09:32,684 --> 01:09:33,882
- Do you?
- Yes.
1121
01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:37,935
You know, Kyle still thinks
that you wanted him to live with you,
1122
01:09:38,481 --> 01:09:40,723
and I pulled him away from his dad
1123
01:09:40,817 --> 01:09:44,233
and moved him across country,
because I'm a bad person.
1124
01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:48,064
And I don't dare tell him the truth,
I don't dare.
1125
01:09:50,201 --> 01:09:51,826
It would break his heart.
1126
01:09:53,288 --> 01:09:56,538
I'm sick of covering for you all the time.
1127
01:09:56,833 --> 01:09:58,576
I'm sick of being the bad person.
1128
01:10:12,348 --> 01:10:15,018
Who took a dump in Anthony's trumpet?
1129
01:10:16,102 --> 01:10:17,145
Nobody?
1130
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:20,479
Because that's what it sounded like.
So let's try that again.
1131
01:10:21,065 --> 01:10:22,145
One, two, three...
1132
01:10:22,233 --> 01:10:25,816
♪ You took on the love
And played the fool ♪
1133
01:10:26,237 --> 01:10:30,235
♪ I found there's no getting over you ♪
1134
01:10:30,992 --> 01:10:32,035
♪ And all this... ♪
1135
01:10:32,077 --> 01:10:35,861
All right, the only problem
I have with what you just did
1136
01:10:35,955 --> 01:10:38,114
is that it sounded terrible.
1137
01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:39,330
You know what?
1138
01:10:39,417 --> 01:10:41,077
Whatever's going on between you two...
1139
01:10:42,170 --> 01:10:44,626
figure it out, fast.
1140
01:10:45,006 --> 01:10:46,584
All right, from the top, here we go.
1141
01:10:46,674 --> 01:10:48,217
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
1142
01:10:48,927 --> 01:10:51,963
You can't do it? It's your song.
You wrote it!
1143
01:10:52,764 --> 01:10:54,349
You're gonna have to do it without me.
1144
01:10:57,602 --> 01:10:58,645
Wait.
1145
01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:03,353
You shouldn't quit. I should.
1146
01:11:03,691 --> 01:11:05,693
No, no, no, actually,
you shouldn't quit, either.
1147
01:11:05,735 --> 01:11:08,440
Neither should... stop quitting!
Everybody stop quitting!
1148
01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:11,739
The Slam is in five days,
you cannot quit, Kyle.
1149
01:11:12,909 --> 01:11:13,952
I just did.
1150
01:11:33,346 --> 01:11:35,199
Let's make some noise
1151
01:11:35,223 --> 01:11:40,264
for Coach Milligan and our undefeated,
hot hockey team!
1152
01:11:41,771 --> 01:11:47,477
Thank you. Thanks.
We came in second place last year.
1153
01:11:47,569 --> 01:11:51,187
One point shy of our first trip
to the state championship
1154
01:11:51,281 --> 01:11:54,365
in 20 long, agonising years.
1155
01:11:54,451 --> 01:11:58,318
The last 365 days have been
very tough on coach.
1156
01:11:58,413 --> 01:12:02,363
I shed a lot of tears.
My wife and dog left me.
1157
01:12:02,459 --> 01:12:05,128
I woke up one morning naked
in a chicken coop.
1158
01:12:05,462 --> 01:12:08,546
And I might have killed a man.
1159
01:12:10,216 --> 01:12:15,293
Uh, but that is all in the past,
because tomorrow night,
1160
01:12:15,388 --> 01:12:17,844
we get our first shot at redemption. Yes!
1161
01:12:21,269 --> 01:12:24,389
The reign of the Bulldogs is over!
1162
01:12:24,731 --> 01:12:27,685
This is the year of the Hawks!
1163
01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:35,064
I would like to hand the stage
over to the captain of our team
1164
01:12:35,450 --> 01:12:37,988
and the man who is
gonna lead us all the way
1165
01:12:38,078 --> 01:12:41,411
to the Connecticut Cup, Kyle Moore!
1166
01:12:52,175 --> 01:12:54,333
Wow, thanks. Thanks so much.
1167
01:12:55,553 --> 01:12:58,091
It's been a fast and furious ride
ever since I got here.
1168
01:12:58,348 --> 01:13:00,886
Don't you mean fast and fraudulent ride?
1169
01:13:13,071 --> 01:13:17,982
He's got you all believing
he's a singer, and a hockey player
1170
01:13:18,243 --> 01:13:19,441
and worst of all...
1171
01:13:21,371 --> 01:13:22,699
a heterosexual.
1172
01:13:23,456 --> 01:13:24,998
But he's none of these things.
1173
01:13:27,293 --> 01:13:30,330
Not without his magic app!
1174
01:13:30,422 --> 01:13:31,464
What?
1175
01:13:31,506 --> 01:13:33,415
He's got a magic app on his phone
1176
01:13:33,758 --> 01:13:37,423
that allows him to be whoever
and whatever he wants.
1177
01:13:38,388 --> 01:13:41,591
This boy you all worship is a lie.
1178
01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:47,268
You're an idiot! Boo!
1179
01:13:47,355 --> 01:13:49,811
It's the truth! I'm telling you!
1180
01:13:50,066 --> 01:13:52,106
Did you hear me? It's a magic app.
1181
01:13:52,193 --> 01:13:54,255
- On his phone!
- All right, come on, let's go, buddy.
1182
01:13:54,279 --> 01:13:57,066
He's a nobody! He's a nobody!
1183
01:13:58,867 --> 01:14:00,277
Wait, wait!
1184
01:14:01,578 --> 01:14:04,033
Hold on.
I gotta be honest about some things.
1185
01:14:04,122 --> 01:14:05,746
It's true, four or five weeks ago,
1186
01:14:05,832 --> 01:14:07,667
I'd never played
a game of hockey in my life.
1187
01:14:08,042 --> 01:14:10,082
I never ice skated.
I've never even held a stick.
1188
01:14:10,170 --> 01:14:11,913
He's like the Roy Hobbs of hockey.
1189
01:14:12,005 --> 01:14:14,840
No, listen to me. I don't deserve
any of this attention. I'm...
1190
01:14:14,924 --> 01:14:17,462
An incredibly modest superstar!
1191
01:14:17,552 --> 01:14:20,304
No! I'm trying to tell you!
I'm a fake, a phoney!
1192
01:14:20,388 --> 01:14:21,449
I don't even know who I am!
1193
01:14:21,473 --> 01:14:23,679
- A role model to everyone here tonight.
- Exactly!
1194
01:14:23,767 --> 01:14:26,684
Unless we lose to the Bulldogs,
and then he's dead to every one of us.
1195
01:14:26,770 --> 01:14:29,343
Let's light this fire!
1196
01:14:41,618 --> 01:14:42,660
Kyle?
1197
01:14:47,082 --> 01:14:48,991
Dani! Dani, wait, please.
1198
01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:51,954
What do you want from me, Kyle?
You have everything.
1199
01:14:52,045 --> 01:14:54,714
You have the fame, the glory.
You even have the girl.
1200
01:14:54,798 --> 01:14:57,467
- What more could you possibly want?
- I don't want any of it.
1201
01:14:57,759 --> 01:15:00,879
This, these clothes, this isn't me.
You know that.
1202
01:15:00,970 --> 01:15:02,928
If I could take it all back right now,
1203
01:15:03,014 --> 01:15:05,386
if I could erase everything, I would.
1204
01:15:05,475 --> 01:15:07,930
- Okay, then why don't you?
- Because I can't.
1205
01:15:09,312 --> 01:15:10,355
You can't?
1206
01:15:12,649 --> 01:15:13,691
Look...
1207
01:15:15,068 --> 01:15:17,310
everything Brian said was true.
1208
01:15:17,862 --> 01:15:20,234
There's this app
and everything I wish for comes true.
1209
01:15:20,323 --> 01:15:22,259
And I wished that I could sing,
so I could get close to you
1210
01:15:22,283 --> 01:15:24,905
and then it happened, and then,
so did everything else.
1211
01:15:25,703 --> 01:15:28,373
And I wanna take it all back, Dani,
but there's nothing I can do.
1212
01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:31,584
Let me just get this straight.
1213
01:15:32,877 --> 01:15:34,585
You've been a jerk because of an app?
1214
01:15:36,256 --> 01:15:38,747
- I know it sounds crazy.
- You know what's even crazier?
1215
01:15:40,969 --> 01:15:43,970
I wrote "Drowning" the day after
you took me on the Ferris wheel.
1216
01:16:06,119 --> 01:16:07,697
Hey, can I have your autograph?
1217
01:16:07,787 --> 01:16:09,281
Look, it's been a really long...
1218
01:16:09,831 --> 01:16:11,622
Whoo!
1219
01:16:13,376 --> 01:16:15,832
Turn down for what?
1220
01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:36,436
- You ready to get up?
- I'm not going to school today.
1221
01:16:36,691 --> 01:16:37,806
What now?
1222
01:16:41,154 --> 01:16:42,269
I just don't want to go.
1223
01:16:42,906 --> 01:16:44,614
Well, that's not really a reason.
1224
01:16:44,699 --> 01:16:46,988
You have to convince me
to let you stay home.
1225
01:16:47,077 --> 01:16:49,283
What is it? What's going on with you?
1226
01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:58,540
I posted some things on social media,
and I've hurt people.
1227
01:16:59,798 --> 01:17:04,045
And it all keeps getting worse,
and I've really messed up.
1228
01:17:08,306 --> 01:17:13,051
Okay, well, when you mess up,
and you're gonna mess up,
1229
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:16,476
the only thing you can do is
take ownership of it
1230
01:17:16,856 --> 01:17:19,145
and try to make it right, that's it.
1231
01:17:19,692 --> 01:17:21,151
It's like ripping off a Band-Aid.
1232
01:17:21,236 --> 01:17:24,190
It's gonna hurt,
but just do it and it's done.
1233
01:17:24,697 --> 01:17:28,991
And look, social media,
that stuff isn't real, you know that.
1234
01:17:29,828 --> 01:17:31,571
It's just everybody's highlight reel
1235
01:17:31,663 --> 01:17:35,246
of the stuff they want you to see.
It's all bullshit.
1236
01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:38,369
It's bullshit with a filter on it,
to make it look pretty.
1237
01:17:39,003 --> 01:17:40,083
Let's eat.
1238
01:17:41,214 --> 01:17:42,257
Get up.
1239
01:17:42,799 --> 01:17:43,842
Hey, Mom...
1240
01:17:46,219 --> 01:17:47,678
you look really pretty today.
1241
01:17:49,222 --> 01:17:52,591
Thank you, but you still
have to go to school.
1242
01:17:57,772 --> 01:18:01,188
Ugh, good morning, family, huh?
1243
01:18:02,026 --> 01:18:04,778
- What's for breakfast? I'm starving.
- French toast.
1244
01:18:04,863 --> 01:18:08,066
French toast, sounds good.
Hey, you know what?
1245
01:18:08,158 --> 01:18:11,262
We should go down to the park and do some
skating today, that's what we should do.
1246
01:18:11,286 --> 01:18:12,620
Well, how's that job going, Dad?
1247
01:18:14,289 --> 01:18:17,159
Wow, right out of the gates, huh? Just...
1248
01:18:17,751 --> 01:18:22,044
Well, if you gotta know,
um, that one didn't pan out.
1249
01:18:22,505 --> 01:18:24,877
I gotta lot of good leads, though,
so don't sweat it.
1250
01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:28,798
More importantly, do we got any powdered
sugar to go with that French toast?
1251
01:18:28,887 --> 01:18:31,460
Only Annie knows the answer.
Annie, talk to me!
1252
01:18:31,973 --> 01:18:35,674
- Powdered sugar!
- Wait, Mom, sit down.
1253
01:18:38,146 --> 01:18:40,851
You okay, killer?
You're acting a little weird.
1254
01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:41,983
I'm fine.
1255
01:18:42,567 --> 01:18:45,028
But Mom's not getting your breakfast
today or any other day.
1256
01:18:45,653 --> 01:18:47,445
The free ride stops right now.
1257
01:18:48,907 --> 01:18:52,157
What are you talking about?
What's going on? Did I miss something?
1258
01:18:52,243 --> 01:18:53,554
- Did you say something?
- Darryl.
1259
01:18:53,578 --> 01:18:55,514
- You said something. He's all worked up.
- Leave her out of this.
1260
01:18:55,538 --> 01:18:56,891
- This is about me and you.
- Is it?
1261
01:18:56,915 --> 01:18:58,290
- Yeah.
- All right.
1262
01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,994
Well, what is it about you and me?
1263
01:19:07,342 --> 01:19:08,884
When Mom moved me away from you...
1264
01:19:10,303 --> 01:19:11,382
I was so angry...
1265
01:19:12,013 --> 01:19:14,006
and hurt, and alone.
1266
01:19:15,475 --> 01:19:18,227
She took me away
from my best friend, my hero.
1267
01:19:19,312 --> 01:19:24,769
I would have done anything
for you to come back in my life
1268
01:19:25,318 --> 01:19:26,481
but the truth is...
1269
01:19:28,822 --> 01:19:30,232
you didn't even want me.
1270
01:19:31,783 --> 01:19:33,657
You didn't even want me.
1271
01:19:34,577 --> 01:19:38,196
I was so wrong, and I made Mom
go through hell because of it.
1272
01:19:38,998 --> 01:19:43,791
But Mom, Maxi and I, we deserve
somebody who wants to be with us,
1273
01:19:44,045 --> 01:19:45,753
and you deserve to live your life.
1274
01:19:46,423 --> 01:19:47,751
As hard as that is...
1275
01:19:49,342 --> 01:19:50,385
I get it now.
1276
01:19:52,470 --> 01:19:54,677
Maxi? You feel the same way?
1277
01:19:59,519 --> 01:20:01,761
Grampa, I know how you feel. All right.
1278
01:20:06,943 --> 01:20:09,399
I guess you're the man of the house.
Congratulations.
1279
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:12,189
I'm gonna go get my breakfast elsewhere.
1280
01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:26,666
- Xing-fu, hey.
- Hey.
1281
01:20:28,131 --> 01:20:29,174
Xing-fu.
1282
01:20:30,008 --> 01:20:31,050
Hey, Kyle.
1283
01:20:33,845 --> 01:20:36,680
I'm sorry for being
such a lousy, little sister.
1284
01:20:37,891 --> 01:20:40,014
I could do a lot worse.
1285
01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:03,030
- Hi, Mr Gregory?
- Yes?
1286
01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:06,287
I'm Kyle Moore,
I just wanted to drop by and say hello.
1287
01:21:06,377 --> 01:21:07,420
I'm Lonnie's friend.
1288
01:21:08,963 --> 01:21:12,000
Good God in Heaven, you're real.
1289
01:21:12,592 --> 01:21:15,000
Honey! Honey! Come quick!
1290
01:21:15,095 --> 01:21:16,137
What is it?
1291
01:21:16,638 --> 01:21:19,343
This is Kyle, Lonnie's friend.
1292
01:21:20,683 --> 01:21:23,388
Did he put you up to this?
Is he paying you?
1293
01:21:23,603 --> 01:21:25,975
No, Lonnie's really my friend.
1294
01:21:27,816 --> 01:21:29,892
To be honest,
he's actually my best friend.
1295
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:43,159
Hey, Lonnie.
1296
01:21:47,043 --> 01:21:48,687
I gotta go, but it was great
meeting you guys.
1297
01:21:48,711 --> 01:21:52,875
- The pleasure's ours.
- Come back again. Soon! Please!
1298
01:21:54,509 --> 01:21:55,552
Lonnie!
1299
01:21:57,887 --> 01:22:00,639
- Wait up, man!
- Leave me alone, Kyle.
1300
01:22:01,182 --> 01:22:03,508
Hey, don't push off
with your front foot, that's mongo.
1301
01:22:03,601 --> 01:22:05,012
Don't tell me what to do.
1302
01:22:06,688 --> 01:22:09,854
Hey, so get this,
I met this guy in Cleveland,
1303
01:22:09,941 --> 01:22:12,017
says he's a bikini model named Phil.
1304
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,740
You're lucky you're my only friend.
1305
01:22:19,492 --> 01:22:20,535
I'm back, buddy.
1306
01:22:35,467 --> 01:22:37,293
Kyle? Kyle! What are you doing?
1307
01:22:41,848 --> 01:22:43,971
If it isn't the Prince of popularity.
1308
01:22:44,893 --> 01:22:46,686
What are you doing over here
with us lepers?
1309
01:22:47,771 --> 01:22:49,051
You don't look so good, bud.
1310
01:22:49,147 --> 01:22:52,598
Well, let's see, I lost my girl,
I lost my scholarships.
1311
01:22:52,692 --> 01:22:54,027
Coach demoted me to fourth line.
1312
01:22:54,110 --> 01:22:55,854
My friends want nothing to do with me
1313
01:22:55,945 --> 01:22:58,132
and now my dad's talking about
sending me to military school.
1314
01:22:58,156 --> 01:23:00,398
So yeah, life's great.
I'm doing fantastic.
1315
01:23:02,243 --> 01:23:04,450
- You got something on your face.
- I don't care.
1316
01:23:04,871 --> 01:23:07,077
What is Kyle doing with that loser?
1317
01:23:07,624 --> 01:23:09,309
- So gross.
- I can't believe I dated him.
1318
01:23:09,334 --> 01:23:10,745
Ugh! I can't believe I slept...
1319
01:23:13,421 --> 01:23:16,339
Um, through third period.
1320
01:23:18,384 --> 01:23:19,629
LOL.
1321
01:23:19,886 --> 01:23:22,459
Come on, Derek, where's that clean cut,
confident guy
1322
01:23:22,555 --> 01:23:23,931
that I hated a few months ago?
1323
01:23:24,182 --> 01:23:26,221
He's you now. I gotta go.
1324
01:23:26,476 --> 01:23:27,756
Wait, wait, wait.
1325
01:23:29,312 --> 01:23:31,518
Look, man, this isn't me.
1326
01:23:32,315 --> 01:23:33,726
I don't want to be this guy.
1327
01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:35,944
I want to help you get on top again.
1328
01:23:36,486 --> 01:23:38,313
I don't know what your game is, all right?
1329
01:23:38,405 --> 01:23:40,841
But if you're looking to bury me
some more, give it your best shot.
1330
01:23:40,865 --> 01:23:42,110
There's no angle here.
1331
01:23:43,576 --> 01:23:45,119
I just want to make things right.
1332
01:23:48,164 --> 01:23:51,699
♪ I thought you'd be mine
And it felt so good ♪
1333
01:23:52,210 --> 01:23:56,160
♪ One look in your eyes
And I swear I knew ♪
1334
01:23:57,090 --> 01:23:59,925
♪ Love, your kiss, your touch... ♪
1335
01:24:00,009 --> 01:24:03,129
Hold on, everybody.
Hold on, thank you.
1336
01:24:03,972 --> 01:24:07,554
Dani, what's the matter, honey?
Talk to me.
1337
01:24:08,268 --> 01:24:09,548
I'm so sorry.
1338
01:24:10,145 --> 01:24:13,099
I'm sorry, it's the song,
it was written as a duet.
1339
01:24:14,691 --> 01:24:15,859
I don't think I can sing it.
1340
01:24:16,276 --> 01:24:19,230
It's beautiful and you sing it so well.
1341
01:24:19,446 --> 01:24:21,154
It just doesn't feel right any more.
1342
01:24:21,823 --> 01:24:24,314
Is there any way we could go
back to "Hallelujah"...
1343
01:24:26,411 --> 01:24:27,454
please?
1344
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:36,077
Oh, my God, these girls
with their boy problems.
1345
01:24:36,755 --> 01:24:39,625
Okay, everybody, "Hallelujah",
from the top.
1346
01:24:39,716 --> 01:24:41,527
All right,
you remember how that goes.
1347
01:24:41,551 --> 01:24:43,342
Horns, you want to get your
spittle out now
1348
01:24:43,428 --> 01:24:46,263
so we don't have to watch that later?
Here we go.
1349
01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:52,729
Whoa!
1350
01:24:53,313 --> 01:24:56,479
Charlotte, hey, didn't see you stalking...
standing there.
1351
01:24:57,275 --> 01:24:58,318
Hmm.
1352
01:24:59,444 --> 01:25:00,819
Have you been ignoring me?
1353
01:25:01,362 --> 01:25:03,339
No, why would I be ignoring you?
No, I've just...
1354
01:25:03,364 --> 01:25:05,992
You've been ignoring my texts,
you've been ignoring me at lunch.
1355
01:25:06,284 --> 01:25:10,068
You ignored me at the bonfire.
I will not be ignored, Kyle.
1356
01:25:10,371 --> 01:25:13,372
- Shh!
- Shut up! I will eat your children!
1357
01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:14,954
Okay.
1358
01:25:17,170 --> 01:25:18,664
I don't want to fight you.
1359
01:25:19,798 --> 01:25:21,126
I just want to love you.
1360
01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:23,379
Mmm.
1361
01:25:28,598 --> 01:25:30,425
I love you so much.
1362
01:25:31,726 --> 01:25:33,351
We're gonna be together forever.
1363
01:25:34,729 --> 01:25:36,010
Good luck at the game tonight.
1364
01:25:37,065 --> 01:25:41,442
I'll be watching every little step.
1365
01:25:43,863 --> 01:25:44,906
Oh, my God.
1366
01:25:47,992 --> 01:25:51,492
Let's go Hawks! Let's go Hawks!
1367
01:26:22,902 --> 01:26:24,487
So, that's the end of my story.
1368
01:26:27,699 --> 01:26:28,778
Where it goes from here,
1369
01:26:30,744 --> 01:26:31,989
only the universe knows.
1370
01:26:36,791 --> 01:26:38,120
This my life now.
1371
01:26:40,128 --> 01:26:41,207
I have to live it.
1372
01:26:43,965 --> 01:26:46,041
But, I'm gonna live it my way.
1373
01:26:46,551 --> 01:26:48,460
Ladies and gentlemen,
1374
01:26:49,012 --> 01:26:52,013
please welcome your very own,
1375
01:26:52,098 --> 01:26:56,178
number 17, Kyle Moore!
1376
01:27:09,657 --> 01:27:11,733
How many goals you got in you tonight,
superstar?
1377
01:27:11,826 --> 01:27:13,368
More than they do.
1378
01:27:13,453 --> 01:27:16,026
That's my boy!
Go out there and take the face-off!
1379
01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:19,364
Come on, now.
1380
01:27:20,085 --> 01:27:23,500
That's my boy, Kyle. You are my boy!
1381
01:27:23,588 --> 01:27:25,581
All right now, let's play as a team!
1382
01:27:27,217 --> 01:27:28,259
Okay.
1383
01:27:29,219 --> 01:27:31,211
Yeah, boys, let's go, boys!
1384
01:27:31,304 --> 01:27:33,095
Let's win this face-off, let's go!
1385
01:27:43,274 --> 01:27:47,224
Hey, Moore, I got your number tonight.
I'm gonna light you up.
1386
01:27:47,821 --> 01:27:48,651
Let's see what you got?
1387
01:27:48,738 --> 01:27:49,781
Whoo!
1388
01:27:53,326 --> 01:27:55,449
That's my best friend.
That's my best friend.
1389
01:27:56,579 --> 01:27:59,580
- I love you!
- I love you, too!
1390
01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:01,458
Go get him, son!
1391
01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:06,661
Up! Up!
1392
01:28:12,137 --> 01:28:13,216
Look for the opening!
1393
01:28:14,681 --> 01:28:15,723
Nice.
1394
01:28:20,019 --> 01:28:23,435
Nice move! Move it up.
Up the ice, up the ice.
1395
01:28:28,486 --> 01:28:30,526
No!
1396
01:28:35,243 --> 01:28:36,286
What the...
1397
01:28:40,540 --> 01:28:42,367
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1398
01:28:42,459 --> 01:28:48,248
No. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
1399
01:28:48,673 --> 01:28:49,503
Where does it hurt?
1400
01:28:49,591 --> 01:28:51,634
It hurts right there where
you're touching it, ow.
1401
01:28:51,676 --> 01:28:55,460
Sorry, my bad. Listen, look at me!
I'm gonna tell you a story.
1402
01:28:55,555 --> 01:28:59,006
I once played with a broken back,
a broken pubis
1403
01:28:59,100 --> 01:29:01,556
a broken leg, an infected urethra,
1404
01:29:01,853 --> 01:29:04,095
and one hell of an epic hangover!
1405
01:29:04,189 --> 01:29:06,395
So you are gonna be fine!
1406
01:29:06,483 --> 01:29:08,641
Now help him up! Jeez!
1407
01:29:12,155 --> 01:29:15,275
Okay, he's good. He's okay!
1408
01:29:17,744 --> 01:29:19,535
I can't do it, Coach. I can't do it.
1409
01:29:19,621 --> 01:29:20,735
So that's a no? Or...
1410
01:29:20,830 --> 01:29:22,206
Don't make me do it, Coach.
1411
01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:26,955
Get him off the ice.
1412
01:29:30,757 --> 01:29:33,295
Why, God, why?
1413
01:29:39,057 --> 01:29:40,385
Back to the chicken coop.
1414
01:29:40,892 --> 01:29:42,137
- Coach!
- What?
1415
01:29:42,227 --> 01:29:43,269
Put me in.
1416
01:29:44,437 --> 01:29:45,480
- Coach.
- What?
1417
01:29:45,522 --> 01:29:46,850
- Stop crying.
- I'm not crying.
1418
01:29:46,940 --> 01:29:48,767
Stop it. I'm gonna win this game for us.
1419
01:29:49,526 --> 01:29:50,688
- Coach!
- Yeah.
1420
01:29:50,777 --> 01:29:52,236
Listen to me, put me in.
1421
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:53,234
- Okay.
- Now.
1422
01:29:53,321 --> 01:29:57,153
Okay, you're in. Go get them, kid!
Go get them, kid!
1423
01:30:07,627 --> 01:30:09,370
Get back out there, guys.
1424
01:30:11,005 --> 01:30:12,204
I'll find you a doctor.
1425
01:30:14,384 --> 01:30:17,005
Oh, that was awesome.
You totally deserve an Oscar.
1426
01:30:17,095 --> 01:30:18,864
- Have you thought about acting?
- I wasn't acting.
1427
01:30:18,888 --> 01:30:20,430
- Oh, sorry, dude.
- So, we gotta go.
1428
01:30:20,515 --> 01:30:22,175
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Text my sister.
1429
01:30:22,267 --> 01:30:24,060
- Have everyone meet us at the Slam.
- Okay.
1430
01:30:25,311 --> 01:30:27,849
- Dude, why'd you park there?
- It's super cool!
1431
01:30:32,777 --> 01:30:33,892
Ah!
1432
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:35,655
- I'm good.
- What are you doing?
1433
01:30:35,947 --> 01:30:37,026
Just got excited.
1434
01:30:37,615 --> 01:30:43,155
♪ Crimson and clover over and over ♪
1435
01:30:43,246 --> 01:30:48,667
♪ Crimson and clover over and over ♪
1436
01:30:59,471 --> 01:31:00,585
Nice, Lonnie.
1437
01:31:01,681 --> 01:31:02,760
Speed Racer.
1438
01:31:03,183 --> 01:31:04,225
Wait! Wait up!
1439
01:31:08,563 --> 01:31:11,232
You'll have to get through me first.
1440
01:31:12,650 --> 01:31:15,023
The Cutler High School band and chorus.
1441
01:31:16,321 --> 01:31:18,360
All right, this is your big moment.
1442
01:31:18,448 --> 01:31:20,440
If you go out there
and do what you can do,
1443
01:31:20,533 --> 01:31:24,994
you will fail because you're not ready
and you're not talented.
1444
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:28,698
I am so nervous, I'm sweating
like a wino in a liquor store.
1445
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:31,662
We're all gonna die.
I have gas. Is there a toilet?
1446
01:31:31,753 --> 01:31:33,876
- Mr Moody!
- Oh, hello!
1447
01:31:34,839 --> 01:31:37,544
When are you gonna get the message
to stay away from my girl?
1448
01:31:41,721 --> 01:31:42,966
Brian, you're gay.
1449
01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:45,513
And that's okay, just be yourself.
1450
01:31:56,194 --> 01:31:58,187
- Whoa!
- Too soon?
1451
01:31:59,447 --> 01:32:02,021
But, I th... Okay.
1452
01:32:06,579 --> 01:32:08,123
- You're gonna need this.
- Thank you.
1453
01:32:08,206 --> 01:32:11,657
All right, go get them, man. Whoo!
1454
01:32:11,918 --> 01:32:16,545
Ladies and gentleman, next up,
our very own Hayden Hawks!
1455
01:32:17,841 --> 01:32:21,292
Okay, kids, talent does what it can,
genius does what it must.
1456
01:32:21,553 --> 01:32:24,554
But you do what no one else wants to do,
1457
01:32:24,639 --> 01:32:27,842
go out there and stick to your guns,
even though they're not loaded.
1458
01:32:27,934 --> 01:32:30,092
And remember,
Mr Pookins is listening from heaven.
1459
01:32:30,186 --> 01:32:32,677
So a big meow for him.
Meow, but not too loud.
1460
01:32:33,022 --> 01:32:34,896
Meow.
1461
01:32:34,983 --> 01:32:36,394
Let's go, come on.
1462
01:32:54,043 --> 01:32:57,709
♪ Now I've heard there
Was a secret chord ♪
1463
01:32:57,797 --> 01:33:01,498
♪ That David played
And it pleased the Lord ♪
1464
01:33:01,593 --> 01:33:06,800
♪ But you don't really care
For music do you ♪
1465
01:33:19,027 --> 01:33:21,352
♪ The ocean is heavy ♪
1466
01:33:23,156 --> 01:33:25,279
♪ Your current is strong ♪
1467
01:33:25,575 --> 01:33:26,618
"Drowning, Drowning!"
1468
01:33:27,452 --> 01:33:29,777
♪ You're pulling me deeper ♪
1469
01:33:29,871 --> 01:33:30,914
Come on.
1470
01:33:31,331 --> 01:33:33,656
♪ Been here all along ♪
1471
01:33:35,710 --> 01:33:39,790
♪ Remember the time I first saw you ♪
1472
01:33:39,881 --> 01:33:43,961
♪ I thought you'd be mine
And it felt so good ♪
1473
01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:47,800
♪ One look in your eyes
And I swear I knew ♪
1474
01:33:48,807 --> 01:33:52,140
♪ Of your kiss, your touch, your love ♪
1475
01:33:52,227 --> 01:33:54,350
♪ And I can't breathe ♪
1476
01:33:56,314 --> 01:34:00,608
♪ I'm struggling ♪
1477
01:34:00,693 --> 01:34:03,398
♪ My heart's at ease ♪
1478
01:34:05,198 --> 01:34:07,191
♪ 'Cause I'm drowning ♪
1479
01:34:07,283 --> 01:34:10,699
♪ 'Cause I'm drowning in your love ♪
1480
01:34:12,747 --> 01:34:16,662
♪ It seems like the love songs
Have got it all wrong ♪
1481
01:34:17,043 --> 01:34:18,787
♪ I thought I would fly ♪
1482
01:34:18,878 --> 01:34:21,120
♪ No fly, no fly ♪
1483
01:34:21,423 --> 01:34:25,207
♪ And it's getting darker
The further we fall ♪
1484
01:34:25,301 --> 01:34:27,175
♪ But I'm feeling high ♪
1485
01:34:27,262 --> 01:34:29,089
♪ So high, so high ♪
1486
01:34:29,472 --> 01:34:33,470
♪ I took on the lies and played the fool ♪
1487
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:37,640
♪ I found there's no getting over you ♪
1488
01:34:37,730 --> 01:34:41,811
♪ And all of this time I never knew ♪
1489
01:34:42,610 --> 01:34:45,861
♪ Of your kiss, your touch, your love ♪
1490
01:34:45,947 --> 01:34:48,236
♪ And I can't breathe ♪
1491
01:34:50,201 --> 01:34:54,281
♪ I'm struggling ♪
1492
01:34:54,372 --> 01:34:56,994
♪ My mind's at ease ♪
1493
01:34:58,918 --> 01:35:00,828
♪ 'Cause I'm drowning ♪
1494
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:04,124
♪ 'Cause I'm drowning in your love ♪
1495
01:35:07,177 --> 01:35:09,750
♪ Oh, don't you break my heart now ♪
1496
01:35:09,846 --> 01:35:11,885
♪ Don't leave me wanting more ♪
1497
01:35:11,973 --> 01:35:15,508
♪ Give me love
Give me someone to hold ♪
1498
01:35:16,060 --> 01:35:19,761
♪ Messing with the stars
It indeed is very far ♪
1499
01:35:19,856 --> 01:35:23,189
♪ Oh, no
Oh, no ♪
1500
01:35:23,818 --> 01:35:28,148
♪ I'll never break your heart
You're what I'm looking for ♪
1501
01:35:28,823 --> 01:35:32,441
♪ All I need is you forever more ♪
1502
01:35:32,786 --> 01:35:36,155
♪ Messing with the stars
It indeed is very far ♪
1503
01:35:36,414 --> 01:35:39,617
♪ Oh, no
Oh, no ♪
1504
01:35:39,876 --> 01:35:41,536
♪ And I can't breathe ♪
1505
01:35:43,922 --> 01:35:48,002
♪ I'm struggling ♪
1506
01:35:48,093 --> 01:35:50,714
♪ My heart's at ease ♪
1507
01:35:52,597 --> 01:35:54,755
♪ 'Cause I'm drowning ♪
1508
01:35:54,849 --> 01:36:00,555
♪ 'Cause I'm drowning in your love ♪
1509
01:36:03,608 --> 01:36:05,601
♪ Drowning in your ♪
1510
01:36:05,693 --> 01:36:07,733
- ♪ Drowning ♪
- ♪ Drowning ♪
1511
01:36:07,821 --> 01:36:09,694
- ♪ Drowning ♪
- ♪ Drowning ♪
1512
01:36:09,781 --> 01:36:12,533
♪ Drowning in your love ♪
1513
01:36:13,034 --> 01:36:15,110
♪ In your love ♪
1514
01:36:16,746 --> 01:36:19,284
♪ Messing with the stars ♪
1515
01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:23,208
♪ Drowning in your love ♪
1516
01:36:28,299 --> 01:36:31,217
Thank you, Mr Pookins. Meow.
1517
01:36:34,097 --> 01:36:35,556
Yeah!
1518
01:36:36,307 --> 01:36:37,422
What are you doing here?
1519
01:36:37,892 --> 01:36:39,552
Dani, I know I hurt you.
1520
01:36:40,770 --> 01:36:43,226
I was an idiot, I'm sorry.
1521
01:36:44,399 --> 01:36:45,442
Can you forgive me?
1522
01:36:52,157 --> 01:36:53,699
Hey, take a bow!
1523
01:37:32,322 --> 01:37:33,364
I got my life back.
1524
01:37:35,366 --> 01:37:37,406
Dani, I got my life back.
1525
01:37:51,508 --> 01:37:53,050
That was so good!
1526
01:37:54,427 --> 01:37:55,470
Thanks.
1527
01:37:59,808 --> 01:38:00,850
Kyle?
1528
01:38:02,018 --> 01:38:04,187
You're about as authentic
as a Mexican Prada handbag.
1529
01:38:04,229 --> 01:38:07,763
So this, we're done, okay?
Have a good life.
1530
01:38:09,109 --> 01:38:11,730
- Kyle!
- Hey!
1531
01:38:13,279 --> 01:38:15,355
That was amazing. Oh, my God.
1532
01:38:15,448 --> 01:38:16,646
- You killed it.
- I cried.
1533
01:38:16,741 --> 01:38:17,904
- Thanks, Mom.
- I cried.
1534
01:38:17,992 --> 01:38:20,662
That was pretty dope, dude.
I helped him, so he's my best friend.
1535
01:38:20,745 --> 01:38:22,323
- Wow.
- What's Dad doing here?
1536
01:38:24,082 --> 01:38:26,573
Um, he just wants to say goodbye.
1537
01:38:27,669 --> 01:38:28,949
- Oh.
- Go on.
1538
01:38:37,053 --> 01:38:38,927
- Hey, killer.
- Hey.
1539
01:38:39,639 --> 01:38:42,212
That was some performance in there.
Holy cow!
1540
01:38:42,308 --> 01:38:43,423
Thanks.
1541
01:38:43,726 --> 01:38:47,012
So, look, I think I'm gonna hit the road.
1542
01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:50,316
I just think it's the best thing
for everyone.
1543
01:38:53,319 --> 01:38:54,399
Take care of them.
1544
01:38:56,489 --> 01:38:57,532
I will.
1545
01:39:04,914 --> 01:39:06,243
If you ever need anything...
1546
01:39:06,750 --> 01:39:07,792
I know, Dad.
1547
01:39:40,200 --> 01:39:41,242
You okay?
1548
01:39:42,577 --> 01:39:43,822
How could I not be?
1549
01:39:43,912 --> 01:39:47,826
- Aw, group selfie!
- Oh, Kyle, come here.
1550
01:39:47,916 --> 01:39:52,044
Everyone ready?
On three. One, two, three.
1551
01:40:01,346 --> 01:40:02,508
Hey, man.
1552
01:40:03,181 --> 01:40:04,556
Hey!
1553
01:40:04,641 --> 01:40:05,683
Hey, Kyle.
1554
01:40:07,060 --> 01:40:10,511
Hey, remember my neighbour?
She knows who I am now. What?
1555
01:40:12,899 --> 01:40:13,978
Hi, Kyle!
1556
01:40:23,368 --> 01:40:25,286
Dani, I just wanted to say,
whatever happens...
1557
01:40:29,416 --> 01:40:30,495
I'm happy I met you.
1558
01:40:35,505 --> 01:40:36,548
Hey.
1559
01:40:39,968 --> 01:40:41,010
Hey.
1560
01:40:41,594 --> 01:40:43,587
I'm kinda happy I met you, too.
1561
01:42:39,796 --> 01:42:41,670
Hi, sorry to bother you.
1562
01:42:41,756 --> 01:42:43,630
If it's not too much trouble,
1563
01:42:44,050 --> 01:42:49,008
would you be able to fix my phone?
It doesn't, um... work.
1564
01:42:50,807 --> 01:42:51,850
You want to go to Vegas?
1565
01:42:52,225 --> 01:42:55,012
Uh, I should call my wife.
1566
01:42:55,103 --> 01:42:56,431
Yeah, your phone's broken.
1567
01:42:57,147 --> 01:42:58,147
Uh...
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