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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,966 --> 00:00:23,750 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:31,775 Brought to you by iRiS | TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick § 3 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,250 CHRIS: [SINGING] I'm washing cars 4 00:00:48,906 --> 00:00:51,648 [HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES] 5 00:00:53,650 --> 00:00:56,218 Washing a car Washing a car 6 00:00:56,827 --> 00:00:57,828 Whoo! 7 00:00:58,176 --> 00:00:59,569 Dang it. 8 00:01:02,485 --> 00:01:03,486 Hey. What's up, man? 9 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,532 - Good. Is this your Bimmer? - Yeah. 10 00:01:06,576 --> 00:01:08,317 Okay, cool. I'm almost done. I just gotta do the interior. 11 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,622 - I'm Chris, by the way. - Keith. 12 00:01:09,666 --> 00:01:10,536 Keith. Nice to meet you, Keith. 13 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:11,798 Be like, five minutes. 14 00:01:11,842 --> 00:01:13,104 - You good. Take your time. - Yeah. 15 00:01:13,148 --> 00:01:14,845 - Where you from, man? - Birmingham, Alabama. 16 00:01:14,888 --> 00:01:16,455 Birmingham. Whoa, okay. 17 00:01:16,499 --> 00:01:17,761 I'm a Florida guy. 18 00:01:17,804 --> 00:01:19,458 Born and raised. 19 00:01:19,502 --> 00:01:20,938 Just trying to hustle, do my thing, you know. 20 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:22,157 Yeah, same here. 21 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,462 You gotta fake it till you make it, right? 22 00:01:23,506 --> 00:01:24,811 That's it! 23 00:01:24,855 --> 00:01:25,725 CHRIS: That's what I'm talking about. 24 00:01:25,769 --> 00:01:26,813 You know what's up. 25 00:01:26,857 --> 00:01:28,859 Okay. Right on. Cool. 26 00:01:28,902 --> 00:01:30,687 I knew a guy that, like, got a, uh... 27 00:01:32,428 --> 00:01:33,690 [COUGHS] 28 00:01:45,354 --> 00:01:46,703 [MOUTHING] Shit! 29 00:01:47,704 --> 00:01:49,358 That was my high school crush. 30 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:50,489 - Huh? - I swear to God, 31 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:51,664 that's my crush from high school. 32 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:52,796 - KEITH: For real? - Yeah, yeah. 33 00:01:52,839 --> 00:01:54,537 - That's Maria Li. - For real? 34 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:56,495 I haven't seen her in forever, man. I'm like... 35 00:01:56,539 --> 00:01:58,323 - All right. Yeah. - I'm shaking. Yeah, dude. 36 00:01:58,367 --> 00:01:59,542 That's why I got quiet. 37 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:01,500 'Cause I promised myself next time I saw her, 38 00:02:01,544 --> 00:02:02,632 I was gonna ask her out. 39 00:02:02,675 --> 00:02:03,807 But I haven't seen her in forever. 40 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:04,808 I don't even know if she remembers me. 41 00:02:04,851 --> 00:02:05,765 Oh, man. Shoot, you're just shy. 42 00:02:05,809 --> 00:02:06,723 - CHRIS: You think so? - Yeah. 43 00:02:06,766 --> 00:02:07,898 I look like a schlub, though. 44 00:02:07,941 --> 00:02:09,334 Nah, you look good, man. 45 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,857 You think so? 46 00:02:10,901 --> 00:02:12,337 The least you could do is just... "Hey, how you doing? 47 00:02:12,381 --> 00:02:13,425 - "You remember me?" - Yeah? 48 00:02:13,469 --> 00:02:14,948 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 49 00:02:14,992 --> 00:02:16,515 - "Good to see you." - All right. Cool. 50 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:17,908 I'll vacuum your car 51 00:02:17,951 --> 00:02:19,910 and then I'll get you out of here. Yeah, yeah. 52 00:02:19,953 --> 00:02:21,694 Can you just hit that "on" switch 53 00:02:21,738 --> 00:02:22,956 on the vacuum for me? Thanks, man. 54 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,610 - Right here? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. 55 00:02:24,654 --> 00:02:26,133 [VACUUM WHIRRING] 56 00:02:26,177 --> 00:02:27,787 Yeah, there's probably so many other guys that wanna... 57 00:02:27,831 --> 00:02:28,875 - [HISSING] - Shit. 58 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:29,920 Oh, shit. 59 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:33,271 CHRIS: Shit! 60 00:02:33,315 --> 00:02:35,795 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! What the fuck? 61 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:37,971 - [CONTINUES WHIRRING] - No, no, no. 62 00:02:38,015 --> 00:02:39,886 No, no, no. Oh, my God! Turn it off. 63 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:41,236 What did you press? 64 00:02:41,279 --> 00:02:42,498 - [WHIRRING STOPS] - Turn it off! What the fuck? 65 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:43,716 I'm gonna get fired again. 66 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,283 - Oh, shit. - Give me your jacket. 67 00:02:45,327 --> 00:02:47,067 Jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket. 68 00:02:47,111 --> 00:02:49,853 Thanks, man. Holy fuck. Why, why, why? 69 00:02:49,896 --> 00:02:51,724 - What did you do? - I just pressed "on". 70 00:02:51,768 --> 00:02:53,335 - [KEYS JINGLE, DOOR CLOSES] - Shit. 71 00:02:53,378 --> 00:02:54,727 Oh, now, that's Maria. 72 00:02:54,771 --> 00:02:56,555 That's Maria. Holy shit. 73 00:02:56,599 --> 00:02:57,948 - MARIA: Hey, excuse me, sir. - Oh, God. 74 00:02:58,949 --> 00:03:00,429 Hi. Hey. Hi. 75 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,692 Um, do you know how long an interior detail takes? 76 00:03:02,735 --> 00:03:04,346 I'm a little bit in a rush. 77 00:03:04,389 --> 00:03:05,695 I just wanna know how long it's gonna take. 78 00:03:05,738 --> 00:03:07,958 - Um, I'm not sure. - Psst! Psst! 79 00:03:08,001 --> 00:03:09,699 Don't let her leave. Don't let her leave. 80 00:03:09,742 --> 00:03:11,048 [STAMMERS] Okay. 81 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:12,354 I'm just gonna go to another car wash. 82 00:03:12,397 --> 00:03:13,920 - CHRIS: Wait, wait. Keith! - Okay, thank you. 83 00:03:13,964 --> 00:03:15,879 - Okay. Thanks. - Get her number. 84 00:03:15,922 --> 00:03:16,923 Get her number. Get her number. 85 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:18,316 - Excuse me. - MARIA: Yeah? 86 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,536 Can I get your number to have somebody call you? 87 00:03:20,579 --> 00:03:22,407 My number? No. Uh... 88 00:03:22,451 --> 00:03:24,757 Thank you, though. I'm... I'm good. Thanks. 89 00:03:24,801 --> 00:03:25,802 - [CAR DOOR CLOSES] - [ENGINE STARTS] 90 00:03:29,632 --> 00:03:32,461 Hey, dude, what the fuck just happened? 91 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,027 She's left, dude? 92 00:03:34,071 --> 00:03:35,072 Fuck. 93 00:03:35,681 --> 00:03:38,423 [SIGHS] I was so close, though. 94 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:40,643 - No, you weren't. - Damn it. 95 00:03:45,038 --> 00:03:46,388 CHRIS: [ON PHONE] Bud, you will never guess 96 00:03:46,431 --> 00:03:47,737 who I just ran into at the car wash. 97 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:49,608 It was crazy. Let's hang out. 98 00:03:49,652 --> 00:03:50,783 Okay, cool. I got a customer. 99 00:03:50,827 --> 00:03:52,350 I'll see you after work. 100 00:03:52,394 --> 00:03:54,439 CHRIS: All right, bro. I'll talk to you soon. 101 00:03:54,483 --> 00:03:55,484 BUD: Hi. How can I help you? 102 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:56,789 I broke this. 103 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:59,096 Is there any way you could possibly fix it? 104 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,359 I don't know if it's ruined completely, but... 105 00:04:01,403 --> 00:04:03,622 I think there's something we can actually do. 106 00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:05,102 Luckily, we're not as busy... 107 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,582 WOMAN: Yeah. Are you normally pretty busy? 108 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:07,931 Yeah. For some reason 109 00:04:07,974 --> 00:04:08,932 everybody's breaking their phone. 110 00:04:08,975 --> 00:04:10,586 [LAUGHING] 111 00:04:11,848 --> 00:04:13,110 Can I get your information? 112 00:04:14,981 --> 00:04:18,115 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 113 00:04:30,127 --> 00:04:32,521 - 0-5-7... - What up, bro? 114 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,872 What up... What up, Trina? What's up? 115 00:04:36,525 --> 00:04:38,440 Nothing much. 116 00:04:38,483 --> 00:04:39,702 - How you doing? - Hi. How are you? 117 00:04:39,745 --> 00:04:41,443 Good, good, good. 118 00:04:41,486 --> 00:04:42,748 Y'all see that car right there? 119 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:44,402 That's yours? 120 00:04:44,446 --> 00:04:45,534 TRINA: Yeah, that's my Bad Bitch right there. 121 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,449 When you see it, it make everything okay. 122 00:04:47,492 --> 00:04:49,015 'Cause it's kinda like Pepto-Bismol. 123 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:51,496 - There you go. There you go. - TRINA: It fixes everything. 124 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:52,671 I like to drink Pepto-Bismol 125 00:04:52,715 --> 00:04:54,020 with a little bit of Hennessy in it. 126 00:04:54,064 --> 00:04:56,109 WOMAN: Really? TRINA: Yeah, it's good. 127 00:04:56,153 --> 00:04:57,589 What you need? 128 00:04:57,633 --> 00:04:59,069 I need 50 bucks. 129 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:01,550 I'm at work right now. 130 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,029 You can't be in here asking me for money in front of 131 00:05:03,073 --> 00:05:04,335 - everybody like that. - I'm sorry. 132 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:05,989 - I'm sorry about that. - No, no. That's okay. 133 00:05:06,032 --> 00:05:07,512 This is my little brother. Come on. 134 00:05:07,556 --> 00:05:08,557 First of all, ain't you supposed 135 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,688 to be on house arrest? 136 00:05:09,732 --> 00:05:11,037 TRINA: House arrest, smouse arrest. 137 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:12,082 Ain't nobody worried about that. 138 00:05:12,735 --> 00:05:13,910 Let me hold 50. 139 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:16,521 Come on, bro. 140 00:05:16,565 --> 00:05:17,870 [MOUTHING] 141 00:05:17,914 --> 00:05:19,698 - I got $20. - $20? 142 00:05:19,742 --> 00:05:20,830 That's all I got. 143 00:05:20,873 --> 00:05:22,048 - That's it? - That's it. 144 00:05:22,092 --> 00:05:23,833 TRINA: I know you got more than that. 145 00:05:23,876 --> 00:05:25,095 - What are you doing? - Let me see. 146 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:26,226 - What? - I know you got some more. 147 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:29,534 - Look at this. - That's just $3. 148 00:05:29,578 --> 00:05:31,231 - You playin' with me? - No, that's my lunch money. 149 00:05:31,275 --> 00:05:32,885 TRINA: No, this is mine. 150 00:05:32,929 --> 00:05:35,105 I'm so sick of you with your stupid threats. 151 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:36,498 - [BANGS CASH REGISTER] - Give me this. 152 00:05:39,544 --> 00:05:41,590 Fuckin' crybaby-ass bitch. 153 00:05:43,113 --> 00:05:45,071 You ain't never gonna get out this town. 154 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:47,073 You ain't never gonna be shit. You know what? 155 00:05:47,117 --> 00:05:48,858 Fuck house arrest. Fuck all this shit. 156 00:05:48,901 --> 00:05:50,076 [ALARM BEEPING] 157 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,774 Hey, hold that for me. 158 00:05:52,601 --> 00:05:53,950 And here. 159 00:05:53,993 --> 00:05:55,865 - No, no, no. - That's for you. 160 00:05:55,908 --> 00:05:57,780 Keep your mouth shut. 161 00:05:57,823 --> 00:05:59,085 - But... - You too. 162 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:02,567 Don't say nothin'. I remember faces. 163 00:06:02,611 --> 00:06:04,526 I'm gonna kill every one of you white motherfuckers 164 00:06:04,569 --> 00:06:05,918 if you snitch. 165 00:06:05,962 --> 00:06:07,137 [WOMAN SPEAKS] 166 00:06:09,748 --> 00:06:11,794 Cheers. Thank you. 167 00:06:12,925 --> 00:06:15,754 Got you a snack to cheer you up. 168 00:06:15,798 --> 00:06:17,103 Cheers. Ding. 169 00:06:18,148 --> 00:06:20,759 - Thanks, man. - Of course. 170 00:06:20,803 --> 00:06:22,587 Don't let her get in your mind, bro. 171 00:06:22,631 --> 00:06:24,763 You gotta stand up to her, man. 172 00:06:24,807 --> 00:06:26,069 You know my sister. 173 00:06:26,112 --> 00:06:27,462 It's hard to stand up to her. She's a bully. 174 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:30,595 I think Trina's right, man. 175 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:32,031 I don't think we're ever gonna get out of this town. 176 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:33,555 - No. - Man, I hate that shit. 177 00:06:33,598 --> 00:06:35,557 No. Trina is not right, dog. 178 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,646 I'm telling you, seeing Maria today, 179 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,212 that was a positive omen, man. 180 00:06:39,256 --> 00:06:42,128 Mark my words, by this time next year, 181 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:43,782 we're gonna be out of these jobs. 182 00:06:43,826 --> 00:06:45,958 We're gonna be going on big adventures. 183 00:06:46,655 --> 00:06:47,960 All right. 184 00:06:48,004 --> 00:06:49,179 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 185 00:06:59,842 --> 00:07:01,191 - [KNOCKING ON DOOR] - MAN: Hello? 186 00:07:14,683 --> 00:07:15,771 [YELLS] 187 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:17,773 Oh! What the fuck? 188 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:19,035 Who are you? 189 00:07:19,078 --> 00:07:20,210 - I'm a plumber. - What time is it? 190 00:07:22,212 --> 00:07:24,257 Fuck, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for work! 191 00:07:24,823 --> 00:07:26,042 I'm late! 192 00:07:26,085 --> 00:07:27,870 Oh, I'm late for work! Shit, shit. 193 00:07:27,913 --> 00:07:29,306 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 194 00:07:31,134 --> 00:07:32,701 Oh, God! 195 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,227 I cannot get fired. 196 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:38,707 God damn it. 197 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,536 [HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES] 198 00:07:43,059 --> 00:07:44,060 Shortcut. 199 00:07:46,671 --> 00:07:47,672 Shit. 200 00:07:49,892 --> 00:07:51,807 - [YELLS] - [GASPS] 201 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:54,070 I was looking at my watch. Sorry! 202 00:08:02,252 --> 00:08:03,253 - [CLATTERS] - Ow. 203 00:08:08,911 --> 00:08:10,565 [SCREAMS] Oh, my God. 204 00:08:12,088 --> 00:08:13,219 Oh! Whoa! 205 00:08:14,743 --> 00:08:15,657 Sorry. 206 00:08:16,962 --> 00:08:19,051 I thought the window was open. 207 00:08:19,095 --> 00:08:21,097 I'm late for work. My bad. 208 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:38,070 I can help you. 209 00:08:38,114 --> 00:08:39,376 Thank you. 210 00:08:42,901 --> 00:08:43,685 Have a good one. 211 00:08:45,121 --> 00:08:46,383 - Bye. - Bye. 212 00:08:48,777 --> 00:08:50,605 [GROANS, YELLS] 213 00:08:54,783 --> 00:08:56,219 MAN: Shit. No, shit. [GASPING] 214 00:08:56,262 --> 00:08:57,307 I'm sorry. 215 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,091 Sorry! 216 00:08:59,135 --> 00:09:01,093 What the fuck, dude? 217 00:09:01,137 --> 00:09:02,965 I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. 218 00:09:03,008 --> 00:09:04,357 [YELLS] 219 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:08,100 Oh, shit. Damn it. 220 00:09:08,144 --> 00:09:09,928 I'm sorry about that. Sorry. Are you okay? 221 00:09:09,972 --> 00:09:11,277 - Yeah. - Sorry. 222 00:09:11,321 --> 00:09:12,670 Allow me. Ladies first. 223 00:09:12,714 --> 00:09:13,758 Thank you. 224 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,630 After you. 225 00:09:16,326 --> 00:09:18,415 All right. Nice! I made it. 226 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:22,637 [WHIRRING] 227 00:09:24,987 --> 00:09:27,380 Can you, um, tell me about the detox? 228 00:09:27,424 --> 00:09:29,948 Uh, it kind of makes you poop. 229 00:09:29,992 --> 00:09:31,689 You'll be in the bathroom for a while. 230 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,256 - Okay. - Yeah. 231 00:09:33,299 --> 00:09:34,910 Yeah. You wanna try our new flavor? 232 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:36,128 WOMAN: Oh, it's not a margarita? 233 00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:38,217 CHRIS: Oh, I wish. 234 00:09:38,261 --> 00:09:40,350 Put some of this in there. 235 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,658 Some mango or whatever. 236 00:09:44,354 --> 00:09:46,095 But why would you put a spoon in there 237 00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:47,792 if you're gonna use your hand? 238 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:49,446 Oh, sometimes I forget. 239 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,927 You know, the best chefs in the world use their hands. 240 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,407 No, no, no, no, no. 241 00:09:54,451 --> 00:09:55,844 That's unacceptable. 242 00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:01,284 You work in health care, you know... 243 00:10:01,327 --> 00:10:03,982 Germs actually help your immune system. 244 00:10:04,026 --> 00:10:06,245 No, no, no. You're touchin' the counters. 245 00:10:06,289 --> 00:10:07,725 You're touchin' the counters. 246 00:10:07,769 --> 00:10:09,031 You're touchin' all these different things, 247 00:10:09,074 --> 00:10:10,336 and then you're gonna put your hand in there 248 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:11,947 and comment you're a chef? 249 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,166 And we supposed to accept that? 250 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:15,994 Here, you want money or something? Like... 251 00:10:16,038 --> 00:10:17,474 You can take out of this jar. 252 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,954 Like, it doesn't even go to that. Like... 253 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:21,347 Can we just all settle on that? 254 00:10:34,317 --> 00:10:35,797 What in the world? 255 00:10:41,063 --> 00:10:42,412 CHRIS: [LOUDLY] Maria! 256 00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:44,893 [CLEARS THROAT] I'm sorry. Was that loud? Maria. 257 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,285 - [STAMMERS] Come, come... - MARIA: Hi. 258 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:48,766 [STAMMERING] She's a VIP customer. 259 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:49,985 - Oh. - Yeah, yeah. 260 00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:51,203 Just cut in front of these people. 261 00:10:51,247 --> 00:10:53,379 - Hi, sorry. Hi. - CHRIS: I'm sorry, guys. 262 00:10:53,423 --> 00:10:55,033 How you gonna do that right there? 263 00:10:55,077 --> 00:11:00,082 She's a VIP, but we're in line and we gotta get waited on. 264 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,084 - Sorry. - Chris Carey. 265 00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:04,521 From high school. Biology class. 266 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,262 - You know, "Crazy Chris". - MARIA: Um... 267 00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:07,393 "Retard Chris". 268 00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:09,221 - Oh! [CHUCKLES] - Yeah! 269 00:11:09,265 --> 00:11:11,833 - How the hell are you? - Oh, my God, Chris. 270 00:11:11,876 --> 00:11:13,138 CHRIS: I haven't seen you in forever. 271 00:11:13,182 --> 00:11:15,314 Yeah. I'm actually living in New York City. 272 00:11:15,358 --> 00:11:17,229 Wow, New York! The Big Apple. 273 00:11:17,273 --> 00:11:18,578 Yeah. 274 00:11:18,622 --> 00:11:20,102 Hey, that's an apple I'd like to juice. Right? 275 00:11:22,104 --> 00:11:24,062 What are you doing up there? I've never been up there. 276 00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:27,413 Oh, I'm actually, um, a curator at an art gallery. 277 00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:29,807 - So, yeah. - Right on. 278 00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:32,244 Um, here, uh, have a juice. On the house. 279 00:11:32,288 --> 00:11:34,203 - Okay. Oh. - Huh? 280 00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:36,901 This is terrible. This is not good at all. 281 00:11:36,945 --> 00:11:38,816 CHRIS: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. WOMAN: It's terrible. 282 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:41,253 I'm at work and it gets crazy at work sometimes. 283 00:11:41,297 --> 00:11:42,777 This is not good. 284 00:11:43,429 --> 00:11:44,953 CHRIS: What do you, uh... 285 00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:48,043 [STAMMERING] What... 286 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,436 What would you say, like... 287 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,917 What do you, uh... What are you doing later? 288 00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:55,398 You wanna, like, get a bite or something? 289 00:11:55,441 --> 00:11:58,531 I... God, I would love to actually, 290 00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:01,317 but I'm on my way to the airport right now. 291 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,319 Yeah, there's this big art show I'm doing on Friday 292 00:12:03,362 --> 00:12:05,147 that I have to get back for. 293 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:07,279 - Oh, okay. Okay, cool. - So, yeah. 294 00:12:07,323 --> 00:12:09,412 But listen, if you're ever in Manhattan, 295 00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:11,457 you should come to the gallery. 296 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:12,807 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 297 00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,466 - For real? - Yeah, I'll show you around. 298 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,033 - Yeah. Okay. Great. - Thank you for this. 299 00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,340 - This is so great. - This is great. 300 00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:25,645 - Okay, I'll see you. - Mix it up. 301 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:26,951 - Mix it up. - I'll see you later. 302 00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:27,909 MARIA: Great seeing you, Chris. 303 00:12:28,953 --> 00:12:30,259 See ya. 304 00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,612 Can we order now? 305 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:41,009 - [WHIRRING] - [SCREAMING] 306 00:12:43,185 --> 00:12:45,187 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 307 00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:48,625 Oh, my God! 308 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,586 Oh, my God. He fell down, he fell down. 309 00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:56,851 CHRIS: Yes! 310 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,036 [GASPS, CHUCKLES] 311 00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:13,041 You mind if I, uh, ask you for advice? 312 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,347 I just saw my dream girl 313 00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:18,133 and I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out. 314 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:20,309 I'm in total shock. 315 00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:21,527 - [SCOFFS] - [CHRIS CHUCKLES] 316 00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:23,921 Why? 'Cause she's accepted or what? 317 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,358 Yeah. But she lives in New York, that's the catch. 318 00:13:26,402 --> 00:13:28,186 - So what? - I've never felt this way 319 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:29,361 about a woman before. 320 00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:31,015 What do you have going here? 321 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:32,364 I don't got anything going here, 322 00:13:32,408 --> 00:13:33,670 - that's the thing. - No? 323 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,193 I got, you know, my best friend is here. 324 00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:36,281 My friend, Bud. 325 00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:37,587 Man, you know, I say... 326 00:13:38,544 --> 00:13:40,677 [SMACKS LIPS] Go for it. 327 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,114 If you don't, the rest of your life, 328 00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:46,030 you're gonna be sitting here saying, "What if I woulda? 329 00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:47,249 "What if I coulda?" 330 00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:49,425 Yeah. What am I doing here? 331 00:13:49,991 --> 00:13:51,470 I can't... 332 00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:53,951 I can't just wait around and hope for things to happen. 333 00:13:53,995 --> 00:13:55,257 I gotta make it happen. 334 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,649 There you go. Claim it. 335 00:13:56,693 --> 00:13:58,216 Claim it. Yes. 336 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,739 - Yeah. - Thank you, man. 337 00:13:59,783 --> 00:14:01,437 - Thanks for the advice, man. - [SCOFFS] 338 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,440 I'm going to New York. 339 00:14:06,268 --> 00:14:10,185 [SINGING] I saw a girl today 340 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:14,189 I saw a girl, no way 341 00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:18,236 I saw a girl today 342 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,979 And her name is Maria 343 00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:25,113 I saw a girl today 344 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,244 What the... 345 00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:28,029 The one that got away 346 00:14:28,072 --> 00:14:29,508 I saw a... 347 00:14:29,552 --> 00:14:30,727 - [TIRES SCREECH] - [HORN HONKS] 348 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,076 Holy cow! 349 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,470 And her name is Maria 350 00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:36,602 Whoo! Thank you, man. 351 00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:39,649 I owe you. Thank you. Whoo! 352 00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:41,781 I'm going to New York, brother! Thank you! 353 00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:43,479 Whoo! 354 00:14:44,654 --> 00:14:47,222 He's in love. He's crazy. 355 00:14:50,486 --> 00:14:52,618 [SINGING] I saw a girl today 356 00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:54,098 What? Get off me. 357 00:14:54,142 --> 00:14:56,622 I saw a girl, no way 358 00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:58,189 What are you doing? 359 00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,451 I saw a girl today 360 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:00,800 Get the fuck away from me. 361 00:15:00,844 --> 00:15:03,325 And her name is Maria 362 00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:10,593 Spinning my wheels, I haven't done shit 363 00:15:10,636 --> 00:15:13,378 I'm out of here, I fucking quit 364 00:15:13,422 --> 00:15:16,120 Maria has opened the door 365 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:19,558 Later, smoothies, I'm off to New York 366 00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:22,387 CHORUS: He saw a girl today 367 00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:23,475 CHRIS: Oh, shit. 368 00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:25,129 He saw her girl, no way 369 00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:26,304 - [CRASHING] - [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING] 370 00:15:27,523 --> 00:15:29,699 He saw a girl today 371 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:33,746 And her name is Maria 372 00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:39,665 I saw a girl today 373 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,668 I saw a girl, no way 374 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:44,366 - Shit! - [CRASHES] 375 00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:48,761 I saw a girl today 376 00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:53,201 And her name is Maria 377 00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:58,728 Maria 378 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,340 Maria 379 00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:06,649 CHORUS: Maria 380 00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:10,218 The fuck? 381 00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:14,178 CHRIS: I'm telling you, 382 00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:17,790 Maria just fell out of the sky into my lap today. 383 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,184 And said, "Hey, Chris, I haven't seen you in ages. 384 00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:21,403 "What have you been up to?" And I go... [SNIFFS] 385 00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:22,752 "I don't know, I just been working 386 00:16:22,795 --> 00:16:23,970 "at the mall since high school." 387 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,711 And she was, like, "Oh, well, good news. 388 00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,540 "I'm your guardian fucking angel. 389 00:16:28,584 --> 00:16:30,542 "And I'mma take you outta this hellscape 390 00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:33,676 "and bring you to the motherfucking promised land!" 391 00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:35,808 So what? I mean, what does that mean? 392 00:16:35,852 --> 00:16:37,854 Look at our lives, man. 393 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,726 Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels, 394 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:43,207 bullshit job after bullshit job. 395 00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:45,644 It's finally time for that big adventure, brother. 396 00:16:45,688 --> 00:16:50,214 I'm talking road trip to the NYC! 397 00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:52,173 Hey, has anybody here been to New York City? 398 00:16:52,216 --> 00:16:53,348 Yes! 399 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,871 [SINGING] New York 400 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,396 Concrete jungle Texas albino 401 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,572 My pussy's on fire 402 00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:02,531 Come on! New York, man. Pizza. 403 00:17:02,574 --> 00:17:04,620 - [WHOOPS] - Calm down, bruh. 404 00:17:05,969 --> 00:17:07,666 Okay. I hear you, right? And that sounds good. 405 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,146 Yeah. 406 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,539 But how we gonna get there? We don't have a car. 407 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,498 I figured it out. 408 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,847 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 409 00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,939 Hell, no. We're not taking Trina's car. 410 00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:21,680 - Are you fucking crazy? - Wait, wait, wait. 411 00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,247 Hear me out. Hear me out. 412 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,771 You're the one paying to store her car. 413 00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:26,903 - Right? - Yes. 414 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,426 Trina is in jail. 415 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:32,256 She's been in jail. She's gonna stay in jail. 416 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:35,564 She is in J-A-I-L. Prison. 417 00:17:35,607 --> 00:17:36,913 - I'm not doing this. - Okay. 418 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,306 - Trina is crazy. - Yeah, I know. I know. 419 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,263 You know that. We can't take her car. 420 00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:40,612 It's her car. 421 00:17:40,656 --> 00:17:42,179 Just for once, in your whole life, 422 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,267 forget about Trina. 423 00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:45,182 Think about us. 424 00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:47,271 Let's steal that goddamn car and go to New York 425 00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:48,794 and have the adventure of a lifetime 426 00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:50,405 that we always talked about. 427 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,756 I hate you. 428 00:17:53,799 --> 00:17:55,627 [CHUCKLES] 429 00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:57,760 - [BUD GRUNTS] - [LAUGHS] 430 00:17:57,803 --> 00:17:59,501 CHRIS: We're going to New York! 431 00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:02,852 Here you go. Bud Malone. 432 00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:04,810 Yeah, we're driving to New York. 433 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:06,856 - Looks good. - What's your name again? 434 00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:09,598 Kurt? Bud, Chris. Nice to meet you. 435 00:18:09,641 --> 00:18:10,947 - Nice to meet ya. - Nice to meet ya, man. 436 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,863 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 437 00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:16,822 [INAUDIBLE] 438 00:18:23,699 --> 00:18:24,787 Choo-choo! 439 00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,832 [HORN HONKING] 440 00:18:27,746 --> 00:18:28,965 BUD: Check this out, bruh. 441 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,314 I got it all mapped out, all right? 442 00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:31,489 I went on Google Maps yesterday. 443 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:32,664 I get everything together, right? 444 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,231 We're gonna take the I-95, right? 445 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,537 It's gonna be the quickest way to get to New York City... 446 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,539 No, no, no. No rush, mi amigo. 447 00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:40,368 We got four whole days till Maria's art opening. 448 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,935 We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America, dude. 449 00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:45,851 - Hey. - Ow! 450 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,070 Feet down, man. 451 00:18:47,113 --> 00:18:49,246 You cannot mess up my sister's car, man. 452 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,465 Will you relax? 453 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:53,250 The car is fine. Your sister's in prison. 454 00:18:53,294 --> 00:18:55,861 She'll never know. What's she gonna do? 455 00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:58,212 Bust outta jail? [LAUGHS] 456 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,407 Bus is all clear. 457 00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:27,023 WOMAN: Psst! Psst! 458 00:19:28,372 --> 00:19:29,895 Excuse me. 459 00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:31,419 I'm stuck up here. I'm stuck. 460 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,769 Can you help me get out? 461 00:19:34,813 --> 00:19:36,467 Please. I'm stuck under here. 462 00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:37,729 Oh, God. 463 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,688 Oh. Thank you. 464 00:19:40,776 --> 00:19:42,386 [TRINA BREATHING HEAVILY] 465 00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:44,954 Oh, shit. 466 00:19:45,607 --> 00:19:47,696 Hey. Shh. 467 00:19:47,739 --> 00:19:49,611 Oh, man. 468 00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,352 You see any guards out here or anything? 469 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,921 You better take your ass off. You better take off. 470 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:58,054 You better fucking... You better run. 471 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,361 Man, I'm gonna get my car, and I'm gonna go to Mexico 472 00:20:00,404 --> 00:20:02,450 and I'm gonna just start all over, man. 473 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,756 Get those clothes off and get the fuck outta here. 474 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,018 Can I borrow your vest? 475 00:20:06,062 --> 00:20:07,716 I can't give you my vest. 476 00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:09,457 You my lookout. I never forget a face. 477 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,762 Go. 478 00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:12,460 Thank you for helping me escape! 479 00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:15,767 OFFICER: Hey. 480 00:20:17,378 --> 00:20:19,989 We had a convict escape. Did you see anyone? 481 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,080 - Where? - Where? 482 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,604 They were here somewhere. Did you see anybody? 483 00:20:26,648 --> 00:20:28,824 No. You said someone escaped? 484 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,782 And you haven't helped her at all? 485 00:20:30,826 --> 00:20:32,654 No. How am I gonna help her? 486 00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:35,352 - By giving her my vest? - I don't know. 487 00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:38,312 Did you see someone out here? I need to know that. 488 00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:40,096 Go that way. 489 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,446 That way? 490 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:44,361 - Someone went that way? - Go that way. 491 00:20:44,405 --> 00:20:45,449 Go that way? 492 00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,755 Go that way. 493 00:20:46,798 --> 00:20:48,626 Okay. It's an emergency. 494 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,628 We got an emergency here. 495 00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:52,021 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 496 00:20:55,807 --> 00:20:58,810 [PANTING] 497 00:20:58,854 --> 00:21:00,116 TRINA: Man, I just wanted to thank you. 498 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,422 Go, go, go. He's looking for you. 499 00:21:01,465 --> 00:21:02,988 TRINA: He really? 500 00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:04,163 - They're looking for you. - Oh, shoot. Thank you so much. 501 00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:06,514 - Go. - Thank you so, so much. 502 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,429 I really appreciate you. You got a baby mama? 503 00:21:08,472 --> 00:21:09,778 Run away, please. Get away from me 504 00:21:09,821 --> 00:21:10,822 before I get in trouble. 505 00:21:10,866 --> 00:21:12,433 Thank you for helping me. 506 00:21:12,476 --> 00:21:13,651 Get the fuck outta here. 507 00:21:13,695 --> 00:21:15,044 - Don't! No. Bye! - Thank you. Thank you. 508 00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,655 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 509 00:21:17,699 --> 00:21:19,962 God bless you. You an accomplice to my shit. 510 00:21:21,224 --> 00:21:23,618 Whoo! I'm free! 511 00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:25,359 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 512 00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,188 BUD: Look, man, you don't realize 513 00:21:29,232 --> 00:21:30,451 how strong she is, okay? 514 00:21:30,494 --> 00:21:31,539 My sister's crazy. 515 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,671 I've told you that a million times. 516 00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:35,499 She doesn't have a regular girl hand. 517 00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:39,155 I once seen her fry some fish with her bare hand. 518 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,678 She grabbed the fish out the batter, 519 00:21:40,722 --> 00:21:42,114 put it in the frying pan. 520 00:21:42,158 --> 00:21:44,029 Set it there till it was done. 521 00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:47,032 That's insane. I've seen her flip barbecue ribs. 522 00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:49,034 No spatula. Hand. 523 00:21:49,861 --> 00:21:51,080 God. 524 00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:52,647 [IMITATES SIZZLING] 525 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:56,041 Pressing the meat. Bare hand. 526 00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:58,566 I... I don't think I wanna eat at your house anymore. 527 00:22:04,746 --> 00:22:05,834 How you doing? 528 00:22:05,877 --> 00:22:08,532 - Good, good. - Hey, hey. Um... 529 00:22:08,576 --> 00:22:10,708 I'm really excited to get my car. 530 00:22:10,752 --> 00:22:12,101 - Uh-huh. - Uh, it's under Malone. 531 00:22:12,928 --> 00:22:15,583 Pink Crown Vic. Crown Victoria. 532 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,149 Someone just picked that up. 533 00:22:17,193 --> 00:22:18,542 What? 534 00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:20,588 Bud Malone just picked that up. 535 00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:24,548 Bud picked up my car? 536 00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:26,594 Was he with somebody? 537 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:27,899 Yeah, yeah. 538 00:22:27,943 --> 00:22:29,771 What'd he look like? 539 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,077 Uh, they were African American. 540 00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:33,731 Do you know where they were going? 541 00:22:33,775 --> 00:22:34,906 I think they said, uh, New York. 542 00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:37,561 - New York? - Yeah. 543 00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:39,215 Their name was on the card, so... 544 00:22:42,305 --> 00:22:43,741 TRINA: What's your name, man? 545 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,919 Bob, I ain't trying to go back to jail for killing nobody. 546 00:22:47,963 --> 00:22:49,138 But I'm about to kill somebody, Bob. 547 00:22:51,096 --> 00:22:53,751 You gave 'em my car, now they got to die. 548 00:22:55,623 --> 00:22:56,624 BOB: Sorry. 549 00:23:01,237 --> 00:23:02,673 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 550 00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:03,979 Okay. 551 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,597 Dude, check it out. I got a Chinese finger trap, man. 552 00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:15,860 It'll be like our good luck charm on the road. 553 00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:17,122 How about this? 554 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,776 I'll ask one of these fellow Americans 555 00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:20,169 where a cool bar is. 556 00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:22,650 Celebrate. First road trip. 557 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,521 BUD: All right, whatever you say, man. I'm down. 558 00:23:24,565 --> 00:23:25,653 CHRIS: Excuse me, sir. 559 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,132 Is there a bar around here? 560 00:23:27,176 --> 00:23:29,134 Me and my friend wanna party tonight. 561 00:23:29,178 --> 00:23:30,571 We're going to Electric Cowboy tonight. 562 00:23:30,614 --> 00:23:32,137 Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man. 563 00:23:32,181 --> 00:23:33,661 Yeah. If you wanna turn it around, I'll hold it for you. 564 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,836 Oh, really? [GASPS] 565 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,186 - Oh, shit. - [ALARM RINGING] 566 00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:39,928 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 567 00:23:39,971 --> 00:23:41,799 Help me. Help me. Help me. 568 00:23:41,843 --> 00:23:43,192 Shit. [GRUNTS] 569 00:23:43,235 --> 00:23:45,237 Quickly, get away. Get away, bro. 570 00:23:45,281 --> 00:23:47,326 Get away from it! Get away, bro. 571 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,632 Somebody just turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off! 572 00:23:48,676 --> 00:23:49,851 MAN: Get away! 573 00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:51,548 CHRIS: Hello? Where's the shut-off? God! 574 00:23:51,592 --> 00:23:52,854 - I swallowed some of it. - [ALARM CONTINUES RINGING] 575 00:23:55,378 --> 00:23:56,640 - [RINGING STOPS] - Where's the shut-off? 576 00:23:56,684 --> 00:23:58,163 Here, here, here. Hold this. 577 00:23:58,207 --> 00:24:00,688 No, I'm not touching that shit. Get away from it, bro. 578 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:01,863 Here, let's just get outta here. 579 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:03,125 That thing is broken, man. 580 00:24:03,168 --> 00:24:04,561 BUD: Come on, man. Not on the seat, man! 581 00:24:04,605 --> 00:24:05,867 CHRIS: Thank you, cowboy man. 582 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:15,529 WAITRESS: Chocolate glazed for you? 583 00:24:18,227 --> 00:24:20,229 - WAITRESS: Bacon? Sure. - Great. 584 00:24:20,272 --> 00:24:22,013 TRINA: Hey, man. You live in this area? 585 00:24:22,057 --> 00:24:23,667 - Do we? Yeah. - Yeah. 586 00:24:23,711 --> 00:24:24,973 TRINA: You seen this dude? 587 00:24:25,016 --> 00:24:26,583 These dudes right here, they stole my car. 588 00:24:26,627 --> 00:24:28,019 - MAN: No, ma'am. - This is my car right here. 589 00:24:28,063 --> 00:24:29,151 This is my Bad Bitch. 590 00:24:29,194 --> 00:24:30,326 Sorry. No, I don't. 591 00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:36,245 Well, they're all here. They love donuts. 592 00:24:39,204 --> 00:24:40,205 [TRINA GRUNTS] 593 00:24:40,249 --> 00:24:42,686 - You okay? - No, man. 594 00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:44,035 Have you seen this car? 595 00:24:44,427 --> 00:24:45,297 I have not. 596 00:24:46,037 --> 00:24:47,691 This is my car. 597 00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:50,651 My grandma gave me that car for my 16th birthday. 598 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,566 I just got outta jail. 599 00:24:52,609 --> 00:24:53,697 And these dudes, I know they stole my car, man. 600 00:24:53,741 --> 00:24:55,133 OFFICER: Where do you stay at? 601 00:24:55,177 --> 00:24:57,962 "Where do I stay at?" I stay in the Avenues, man. 602 00:24:58,006 --> 00:25:00,704 Okay. You gotta go down to the precinct. 603 00:25:00,748 --> 00:25:02,140 Man, you are handsome. 604 00:25:02,184 --> 00:25:03,707 - Huh? - You are so handsome. 605 00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:05,056 Thank you. 606 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,624 Yeah, you gotta go to, um... 607 00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:10,279 You gotta to the, uh, Zone Four Precinct. 608 00:25:10,758 --> 00:25:12,629 Man. 609 00:25:12,673 --> 00:25:15,719 It's been so long since a man looked me in my eyes. 610 00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,112 - You are beautiful. - Thank you. 611 00:25:17,155 --> 00:25:18,069 You gotta go to the Zone Four Precinct. 612 00:25:18,113 --> 00:25:19,157 TRINA: Can we kiss? 613 00:25:19,201 --> 00:25:20,985 - No. [LAUGHS] - No? 614 00:25:21,029 --> 00:25:23,727 It's been so long since I kissed a man. 615 00:25:23,771 --> 00:25:25,816 What's your name, Officer? Can I get your number? 616 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:27,731 No. I'm married. 617 00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:29,298 So? You a police. 618 00:25:29,341 --> 00:25:30,734 Y'all don't care about shit like that. 619 00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:31,996 I do. 620 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,781 My pussy hairy like a booty. 621 00:25:36,218 --> 00:25:37,785 Hey, hey, hey. 622 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,830 Excuse me. Y'all been out here eating donuts and stuff. 623 00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:41,049 You seen these guys? 624 00:25:41,092 --> 00:25:42,311 Have you seen these two dudes? 625 00:25:42,354 --> 00:25:43,965 - No. - They stole my car. 626 00:25:46,271 --> 00:25:47,272 TRINA: They ain't trying to holla at me. 627 00:25:47,316 --> 00:25:48,752 They're not helping at all. 628 00:25:48,796 --> 00:25:50,275 - WOMAN: Oh, wow. - That's what I'm saying. 629 00:25:50,319 --> 00:25:51,755 WOMAN: So you doing it yourself right now? 630 00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:53,757 - TRINA: Basically. - MAN: Say "yes" to it. 631 00:25:53,801 --> 00:25:55,237 WOMAN: Yes. Say "yes" to it. 632 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,239 You know what? Sometimes you just gotta 633 00:25:57,282 --> 00:25:59,110 - do shit yourself. - Uh-uh. You better not! 634 00:25:59,154 --> 00:26:00,938 - [GASPS] - TRINA: Fuck the police! 635 00:26:00,982 --> 00:26:02,287 I'mma kill these motherfuckers. 636 00:26:02,331 --> 00:26:03,637 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 637 00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:05,421 - Holy shit! - [WOMEN GASP] 638 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:07,945 Holy shit! 639 00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:10,339 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 640 00:26:11,253 --> 00:26:12,994 Hey! Hey, hey! 641 00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:16,084 - Oh, my God! - [GASPS] 642 00:26:16,824 --> 00:26:18,434 [TIRES SQUEALING] 643 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,266 Damn it. 644 00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:26,660 [LAUGHS] He's got to feel like an idiot, doesn't he? 645 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,147 Hey, what are you doing? 646 00:26:36,191 --> 00:26:38,454 CHRIS: Hey, White Chicks. 647 00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,325 BUD: [CHUCKLES] Oh, yes. 648 00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:42,153 That's my favorite movie right there, man. 649 00:26:42,197 --> 00:26:43,285 You know something? 650 00:26:43,328 --> 00:26:45,156 The first time I saw that movie, right? 651 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,723 Halfway through I really thought 652 00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:48,203 they were white women. 653 00:26:48,246 --> 00:26:50,988 They look like, uh, burn victims in that movie. 654 00:26:51,032 --> 00:26:53,164 You're stupid. You don't know anything about good cinema. 655 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,514 I'm more like, "God damn, some thick-ass white girls." 656 00:26:55,558 --> 00:26:56,951 Fat-ass booties. 657 00:26:56,994 --> 00:26:58,387 I was like, "they got black girl booties." 658 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,957 Terry Crews was convinced. You saw the movie. 659 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:06,743 CHRIS: Ah, this is it. 660 00:27:06,787 --> 00:27:09,354 This is the place the cowboy was talking about. 661 00:27:09,398 --> 00:27:12,227 Look at this place, man. Fuck yes! 662 00:27:13,881 --> 00:27:15,230 All right. Whoo! 663 00:27:16,057 --> 00:27:17,493 [LAUGHING GLEEFULLY] 664 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,538 Yo! 665 00:27:19,582 --> 00:27:21,192 Chris, I don't know about this, man. 666 00:27:21,236 --> 00:27:25,414 Dude, trust me. It's gonna rock. Whoo! 667 00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:27,068 BUD: It's called Electric Cowboy, though. 668 00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:28,156 CHRIS: Mmm-hmm. Exactly. 669 00:27:28,199 --> 00:27:29,374 BUD: We're not cowboys. 670 00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:31,202 CHRIS: We're about to be. 671 00:27:31,246 --> 00:27:33,074 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 672 00:27:43,345 --> 00:27:45,347 What do you think, man? Huh? 673 00:27:46,087 --> 00:27:47,436 USA, baby! 674 00:27:48,306 --> 00:27:50,352 We are the only black people in here. 675 00:27:50,395 --> 00:27:52,397 I don't see race. Didn't even notice. 676 00:27:52,441 --> 00:27:54,399 You know what race I see? The American race. 677 00:27:55,444 --> 00:27:57,272 Right out on that dance floor. 678 00:28:03,887 --> 00:28:04,845 Sorry. 679 00:28:10,241 --> 00:28:12,809 Bud, this is awesome! 680 00:28:12,853 --> 00:28:13,941 Get your ass over here. 681 00:28:16,247 --> 00:28:17,292 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 682 00:28:18,554 --> 00:28:21,078 - Great job! - Thank you. Thank you. 683 00:28:21,122 --> 00:28:23,298 Let's get some shots, huh? 684 00:28:23,341 --> 00:28:25,561 First night of the road trip. 685 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:28,390 Couldn't ask for a better partner on the road. 686 00:28:32,481 --> 00:28:34,483 Let me buy you a round. 687 00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:36,354 Let me buy you a round of some shots. 688 00:28:36,398 --> 00:28:38,052 Yeah, this is my best friend, Bud. 689 00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:39,531 He's a little shy. 690 00:28:39,575 --> 00:28:41,142 Cheers. Pick it up. Cheers. 691 00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:43,144 Here's to you, Bud Malone. 692 00:28:48,149 --> 00:28:50,238 - Wow! - This should be it, okay? 693 00:28:51,195 --> 00:28:52,544 Give me one more shot. 694 00:28:57,288 --> 00:28:58,289 CHRIS: I guess it do. 695 00:29:06,515 --> 00:29:08,473 I would have suggested not to do that. 696 00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:10,432 Did he just drink outta that thing? 697 00:29:10,475 --> 00:29:12,173 CHRIS: I drank a little bit too much. 698 00:29:12,216 --> 00:29:13,348 I'll put it that way. 699 00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:17,308 I gotta make a call real quick. 700 00:29:17,352 --> 00:29:18,962 See you later, pal. 701 00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:20,311 What's wrong with him? 702 00:29:20,355 --> 00:29:21,617 He's just so wound up. 703 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,140 He's so uptight. I don't know. Like... 704 00:29:23,184 --> 00:29:24,663 Can we pray for him? 705 00:29:24,707 --> 00:29:26,143 Do you mind praying for him real quick? 706 00:29:26,187 --> 00:29:27,275 I'm not... 707 00:29:27,318 --> 00:29:30,147 Dear Jesus who art in Heaven, 708 00:29:30,191 --> 00:29:32,280 Father be thy name. 709 00:29:32,323 --> 00:29:34,195 Thy kingdom come. 710 00:29:34,238 --> 00:29:37,938 I hope Bud has an amazing time on this road trip. 711 00:29:37,981 --> 00:29:40,418 I hope I get to Maria 712 00:29:40,462 --> 00:29:42,029 and we fall in love... 713 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:45,684 and we make love and have sex with her without a condom. 714 00:29:45,728 --> 00:29:48,905 And, like, of course I'll make her come first. 715 00:29:48,949 --> 00:29:51,473 And then, I'm kinda free to, like, 716 00:29:52,648 --> 00:29:54,389 you know, jizz whenever I want to. 717 00:29:54,432 --> 00:29:56,521 I wanna make her come first, 718 00:29:56,565 --> 00:29:58,567 but then I'll jizz whenever I want to. So... 719 00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:00,656 - Amen. - Amen. 720 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:03,050 - I gotta go pee-pee. - [LAUGHS] 721 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:03,964 I'll be right back. 722 00:30:06,183 --> 00:30:08,707 Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom? 723 00:30:08,751 --> 00:30:10,666 Holy shit. I'm sorry. 724 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:13,538 How much did you drink? Are you a fucking camel? 725 00:30:13,582 --> 00:30:16,498 ALL: [SINGING] Happy birthday, dear Lena 726 00:30:17,368 --> 00:30:20,023 Happy birthday to you 727 00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:23,200 WOMAN: Shots on him. Now, I don't know your name. 728 00:30:23,244 --> 00:30:24,680 BUD: Bud. I've never been out like this before, 729 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,160 but this is fun. 730 00:30:26,203 --> 00:30:27,378 What do you want a shot of? 731 00:30:28,553 --> 00:30:31,165 Hey, DJ, cut the music! 732 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:32,514 - Cut the music! - [MUSIC STOPS] 733 00:30:32,557 --> 00:30:34,211 I'd like to make a toast 734 00:30:34,255 --> 00:30:37,214 to my best friend, Bud Malone. 735 00:30:37,258 --> 00:30:39,347 What the fuck are you doing up there? Get down. 736 00:30:39,390 --> 00:30:41,088 Yeah, he's a little nervous. 737 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,612 We're the only black guys in here. 738 00:30:43,655 --> 00:30:46,049 He's the coolest guy in the world, man. 739 00:30:46,093 --> 00:30:47,398 - Get down from there! Wait! - I love you all. 740 00:30:47,442 --> 00:30:48,660 [ALL SCREAMING] 741 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,272 MAN: Hey, he all right? 742 00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:53,274 BUD: Oh, shit! 743 00:30:53,317 --> 00:30:54,579 - Are you okay? - MAN: Get him out there. 744 00:30:54,623 --> 00:30:56,407 - [CHRIS GROANS] - MAN: Is he all right? 745 00:30:56,451 --> 00:30:57,582 Come on, come on, come on. Get up. Get up. 746 00:30:58,192 --> 00:30:59,715 [GROANS] 747 00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:00,934 MAN 2: Give him some room. Give him some room. 748 00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:04,241 CHRIS: No, no, no. [GROANS] 749 00:31:04,285 --> 00:31:05,416 NURSE: You just fell off a freaking bar, 750 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:06,243 so you need to get checked out. 751 00:31:06,287 --> 00:31:07,592 I'm fine. 752 00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:09,203 Do you have a water bottle? Or a cup? 753 00:31:09,246 --> 00:31:10,726 - MAN: I got a wet rag. - Yeah, give him some water. 754 00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:13,120 - [RETCHING] - [ALL SCREAMING] 755 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,604 [YELLING] 756 00:31:19,648 --> 00:31:21,128 Oh, my God. 757 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,782 Okay. I'm serious about calling this guy an ambulance. 758 00:31:23,826 --> 00:31:25,610 - He's not okay if he's puking. - I'm fine. 759 00:31:25,654 --> 00:31:28,744 Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out. 760 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:29,963 WOMAN: No, seriously, that's not gonna be good. 761 00:31:31,138 --> 00:31:32,661 - [RETCHING] - [ALL SCREAMING] 762 00:31:40,277 --> 00:31:42,018 CHRIS: Easy now, killer. 763 00:31:42,062 --> 00:31:44,325 [GRUNTING] 764 00:31:46,457 --> 00:31:48,024 [MOANS] 765 00:31:48,068 --> 00:31:50,374 What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously? 766 00:31:50,418 --> 00:31:52,768 I wanted to celebrate you. 767 00:31:53,682 --> 00:31:56,641 This is a celebration of you and your life. 768 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,298 I don't know. Thank you for talking me into this. 769 00:32:01,342 --> 00:32:03,779 Felt good to be out. I needed it. 770 00:32:08,653 --> 00:32:11,352 We should probably get some rest or wash up. 771 00:32:11,395 --> 00:32:13,180 [CHRIS SNORING] 772 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,460 [BUD GRUNTS] 773 00:32:34,201 --> 00:32:35,550 Good night, Bud. 774 00:32:36,377 --> 00:32:38,031 [SCOFFS] Night, Chris. 775 00:32:40,555 --> 00:32:41,773 God damn it. What type of light is this? 776 00:32:43,384 --> 00:32:44,385 What the fuck? 777 00:32:46,735 --> 00:32:48,171 CHRIS: One day closer to Maria. 778 00:32:48,215 --> 00:32:49,607 - All right, let's do this. - BUD: All right. Okay. 779 00:32:49,651 --> 00:32:50,695 I feel good. It's a new day, right? 780 00:32:50,739 --> 00:32:51,827 Yeah, a new day. 781 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:53,742 Okay. USA. 782 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,855 [SIGHS] 783 00:33:22,423 --> 00:33:24,599 The price of art is skyrocketing. 784 00:33:24,642 --> 00:33:27,384 This is the first one that I wanted to show because it's 785 00:33:27,428 --> 00:33:29,386 the one that there's a lot of debate about. 786 00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:31,562 I was thinking it looked like Lord of the Rings, uh, thing. 787 00:33:31,606 --> 00:33:33,564 It kinda looks like, uh, 788 00:33:33,608 --> 00:33:35,218 a relic. 789 00:33:35,262 --> 00:33:36,263 [MEMBERS GASP] 790 00:33:40,267 --> 00:33:41,137 Maria. 791 00:33:41,181 --> 00:33:42,312 Chris? 792 00:33:42,356 --> 00:33:43,748 Oh, God. Yes. 793 00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:45,359 Yes, Chris! Yes! 794 00:33:47,274 --> 00:33:49,624 [MOANS] Chris. 795 00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:53,584 Chris! 796 00:33:53,628 --> 00:33:55,108 [BIRDS COOING] 797 00:33:55,456 --> 00:33:56,718 Chris! 798 00:33:57,632 --> 00:34:00,156 This looks awesome. 799 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,767 We're doing some free sampling. 800 00:34:02,811 --> 00:34:04,421 Well, let's get, like, three of those, 801 00:34:04,465 --> 00:34:05,683 and maybe some bread. 802 00:34:05,727 --> 00:34:07,294 Hey, looking good, babe. 803 00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:10,775 You talking to my girl? 804 00:34:10,819 --> 00:34:11,863 - I got this. I got this, baby. - MAN: Oh, that's your girl? 805 00:34:11,907 --> 00:34:13,126 - Yeah. - MAN: I'm sorry about that. 806 00:34:13,169 --> 00:34:13,778 - Are you sure? - I got this. You all right? 807 00:34:13,822 --> 00:34:15,258 Come on. 808 00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:16,738 MARIA: You like hitting on women at farmers markets? 809 00:34:16,781 --> 00:34:19,393 - What's wrong with you? - MARIA: Piece of shit! 810 00:34:19,436 --> 00:34:20,481 - MAN: Crazy ass. - What the fuck are you doing? 811 00:34:20,524 --> 00:34:21,830 You're fucking hitting on me here? 812 00:34:21,873 --> 00:34:23,179 MAN: What's wrong with you? 813 00:34:23,223 --> 00:34:24,876 Damn. What the fuck? 814 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,270 - Fuck. Crazy bitch. - That is hot. 815 00:34:27,314 --> 00:34:28,141 What are you looking at? 816 00:34:30,012 --> 00:34:31,666 WOMAN: Hey, he's blind. He's blind. 817 00:34:31,709 --> 00:34:33,842 He's blind. He's blind. Please! 818 00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:35,626 MARIA: Fucker. 819 00:34:35,670 --> 00:34:37,193 [BLIND MAN GROANS] 820 00:34:37,237 --> 00:34:39,456 Get his money. Get his money. Get his money. 821 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,371 - No! He didn't do anything. - What is happening? 822 00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:43,417 Run. Let's run. Let's run. Let's just go. Let's just go. 823 00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:44,374 MARIA: Go, go, go! 824 00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:45,680 MAN: Go, go, go! 825 00:34:45,723 --> 00:34:46,811 WOMAN 1: Oh, my God. WOMAN 2: Stop! 826 00:34:48,509 --> 00:34:49,901 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 827 00:34:56,473 --> 00:34:58,519 I now pronounce you man and wife. 828 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:00,869 You may kiss the bride. 829 00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:04,699 [CHEERING] 830 00:35:08,703 --> 00:35:10,183 And you may now 831 00:35:10,705 --> 00:35:11,880 kiss me. 832 00:35:12,881 --> 00:35:14,491 Uh... 833 00:35:14,535 --> 00:35:15,710 - [CROWD EXCLAIMS] - What? 834 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:17,886 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 835 00:35:23,326 --> 00:35:25,720 [CROWD EXCLAIMS] 836 00:35:27,983 --> 00:35:29,376 [ALL MOANING] 837 00:35:32,727 --> 00:35:34,032 - [SNORING] - [HORN BLARING] 838 00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:35,686 - [YELLS] - [TIRES SCREECH] 839 00:35:36,992 --> 00:35:38,950 [HUFFING] 840 00:35:41,388 --> 00:35:42,432 [CLEARS THROAT] 841 00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:04,802 Okay, there's no way White Chickswould work 842 00:36:04,846 --> 00:36:06,282 - in real life, man. - I'm telling you... 843 00:36:06,326 --> 00:36:07,544 They look like bleached Ninja Turtles. 844 00:36:07,588 --> 00:36:09,024 Bruh, matter of fact, 845 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,634 this lady right here. That could be a brother. 846 00:36:10,678 --> 00:36:12,027 CHRIS: That's ridiculous. Okay, watch this. 847 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,376 - Excuse me, miss. - Yes? 848 00:36:13,942 --> 00:36:15,378 Are you a black man? 849 00:36:15,944 --> 00:36:16,901 No. 850 00:36:17,772 --> 00:36:18,773 Case in point. 851 00:36:18,816 --> 00:36:19,904 Why would you ask somebody that? 852 00:36:19,948 --> 00:36:21,906 You said that it could work. 853 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:23,081 It'd look frightening. 854 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,388 Wait a minute. What is this? 855 00:36:25,432 --> 00:36:27,303 [LAUGHS] The zoo? Come on, man. 856 00:36:27,347 --> 00:36:28,565 You know I love zoos. 857 00:36:28,609 --> 00:36:29,697 We gotta do this, bruh. 858 00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:31,089 I think we got time, right? 859 00:36:31,133 --> 00:36:32,395 Yeah. We're more than halfway there. 860 00:36:32,439 --> 00:36:33,483 We're making great time. 861 00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:35,485 - CHRIS: Thank you, ma'am. - No problem. 862 00:36:35,529 --> 00:36:36,747 Or black sir. 863 00:36:38,967 --> 00:36:40,577 - BUD: Take care, brother. - [CHUCKLES] 864 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:52,328 Dude, zoos are sick! 865 00:36:52,372 --> 00:36:53,764 - This makes me happy, man. - You're having fun, 866 00:36:53,808 --> 00:36:54,852 - aren't you? - I'm having fun. 867 00:36:54,896 --> 00:36:55,940 Look at that. That's a fancy cat. 868 00:36:55,984 --> 00:36:57,377 [PURRING] 869 00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:59,335 - Two buds on the road. - What up? 870 00:36:59,379 --> 00:37:00,728 - Booyah. - Booyah. 871 00:37:00,771 --> 00:37:01,903 I like it, man. 872 00:37:01,946 --> 00:37:03,339 - This is a good idea. - Yeah, man. 873 00:37:03,383 --> 00:37:05,950 CHRIS: Zoo life, baby! 874 00:37:05,994 --> 00:37:07,082 GUIDE: Right now, we'd like to take you guys 875 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,953 up here to see our wolves 876 00:37:08,997 --> 00:37:10,955 and our large primate area. 877 00:37:10,999 --> 00:37:12,609 Do me a favor, everybody, 878 00:37:12,653 --> 00:37:15,351 and keep just a little bit of room off here. 879 00:37:15,395 --> 00:37:16,657 Okay, come on in. 880 00:37:18,485 --> 00:37:20,008 Oh, I like the Silverback. 881 00:37:21,444 --> 00:37:22,097 Hey. 882 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,969 GUIDE: Step on in, guys. Step on in. 883 00:37:25,013 --> 00:37:26,928 Guys, this is Jesse. Everybody can say hi to Jesse. 884 00:37:26,971 --> 00:37:28,016 - Dude. - GROUP: Hey, Jesse. 885 00:37:28,321 --> 00:37:29,409 Gorilla. 886 00:37:30,453 --> 00:37:31,411 CHRIS: Dude. 887 00:37:32,977 --> 00:37:34,631 - [WHISPERS] The gate's open. - Why don't you close that? 888 00:37:34,675 --> 00:37:35,937 - Put it down. - CHRIS: Shut up. 889 00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:37,155 I'm gonna get a selfie with the gorilla. 890 00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:38,809 - No. No. - Yes. For Maria. 891 00:37:38,853 --> 00:37:39,941 Come on. It'll melt her heart. 892 00:37:39,984 --> 00:37:40,985 Are you crazy? 893 00:37:41,464 --> 00:37:42,726 Come back here. 894 00:37:42,770 --> 00:37:44,511 Shut up. Don't wake him up. 895 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,077 - What the fuck are you doing? - Shut up. Keep it down. 896 00:37:46,121 --> 00:37:47,601 BUD: Hey. No, don't. 897 00:37:47,644 --> 00:37:48,993 Come back here. 898 00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:51,169 Come back here. Here. 899 00:37:51,213 --> 00:37:52,649 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - BUD: Hey. 900 00:37:53,215 --> 00:37:54,738 JESSE: Good. 901 00:37:54,782 --> 00:37:56,697 Very good. Good work. 902 00:37:56,740 --> 00:37:58,133 So this is Gideon, 903 00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:00,788 and he is our primary ambassador wolf over here. 904 00:38:00,831 --> 00:38:03,399 And Gideon is really, really good at jumping. 905 00:38:03,443 --> 00:38:04,095 [GASPS] 906 00:38:04,879 --> 00:38:06,010 JESSE: Good. 907 00:38:07,142 --> 00:38:09,449 - [GROWLS] - [YELLS] He's got my leg! 908 00:38:10,711 --> 00:38:12,452 WOMAN: [SCREAMING] Oh, my God! 909 00:38:12,495 --> 00:38:14,367 GUIDE: Sir! Sir, you can't be in there. 910 00:38:15,237 --> 00:38:16,673 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 911 00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:17,979 - [GROWLING] - Oh, my God! 912 00:38:18,414 --> 00:38:19,763 [WOMEN SCREAMING] 913 00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:21,548 Hey, hey. 914 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:22,810 Please. 915 00:38:22,853 --> 00:38:24,377 Be quiet. Be quiet. 916 00:38:26,117 --> 00:38:27,510 GUIDE: Don't look him in the eye. 917 00:38:27,554 --> 00:38:28,381 I'm so scared. 918 00:38:29,686 --> 00:38:31,471 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 919 00:38:31,514 --> 00:38:32,863 Oh, my God! 920 00:38:32,907 --> 00:38:34,691 MAN: Oh, my God! GUIDE: Stay calm. 921 00:38:34,735 --> 00:38:36,563 - Stay calm. - Bud, help me. 922 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:37,651 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 923 00:38:37,694 --> 00:38:40,567 [CHRIS GROANING] 924 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,699 - Stop that! - CHRIS: Oh, my God! 925 00:38:42,743 --> 00:38:44,658 [ALL SCREAMING] 926 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,051 BUD: You fucking a man. 927 00:38:47,878 --> 00:38:49,184 He's a human being. 928 00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:51,491 Oh, my God. Fuck. 929 00:38:51,534 --> 00:38:52,709 - What's his name? - His name is Chris. 930 00:38:52,753 --> 00:38:54,058 Chris, come on! 931 00:38:54,102 --> 00:38:57,061 - [YELLING] - WOMAN: Stay still. 932 00:38:57,105 --> 00:38:58,889 - Shit! Shit! - Stay calm. Stay calm. 933 00:38:58,933 --> 00:39:00,064 - Stay calm. - Shit! 934 00:39:00,935 --> 00:39:02,502 - Oh, shit. - Jimmy, back in. 935 00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:03,590 Jimmy, back in. Bananas for you. 936 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:04,721 WOMAN: Shit! Damn, we on this. 937 00:39:04,765 --> 00:39:07,594 Help me, Jesus. Jesus! 938 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:10,118 - GUIDE: Back in there. - Jesus! 939 00:39:10,161 --> 00:39:12,076 BUD: Would you put the lock on or something? 940 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,035 - GUIDE: Good boy. - Why did you go in there? 941 00:39:14,078 --> 00:39:15,863 The rest of us have kids. 942 00:39:15,906 --> 00:39:17,560 I wanted to take a picture. 943 00:39:17,604 --> 00:39:19,693 You wanted to take a picture of the gorilla? 944 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:21,085 - Face to face? - Yeah, for this girl. 945 00:39:21,129 --> 00:39:23,087 WOMAN: Would she go in there for you? 946 00:39:23,131 --> 00:39:24,611 - CHRIS: No. - Exactly. 947 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,177 So why are you going in there for her? 948 00:39:26,221 --> 00:39:27,918 I'm trying to get her to be my girlfriend. 949 00:39:27,962 --> 00:39:29,790 She's not your girlfriend yet? 950 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,748 No. I gotta get my cell phone. 951 00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:33,097 - No, you can't go in there. - What the fuck are you doing? 952 00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:34,577 Sir, you can't go in there. 953 00:39:34,621 --> 00:39:36,753 If that damn thing come back, you gonna be through. 954 00:39:36,797 --> 00:39:37,580 Oh, here it is. 955 00:39:37,624 --> 00:39:38,886 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 956 00:39:44,152 --> 00:39:45,545 BUD: Keep your mouth closed! 957 00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:50,114 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 958 00:39:50,158 --> 00:39:51,028 WOMAN 1: What are you doing in there? 959 00:39:51,072 --> 00:39:52,116 WOMAN 2: Oh, Lord, have mercy. 960 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,119 Bud. 961 00:39:55,163 --> 00:39:56,599 WOMAN 3: How did he get in there? 962 00:39:56,643 --> 00:39:58,122 WOMAN 4: Pull your pants up, buddy. 963 00:40:02,126 --> 00:40:03,606 TRINA: Hey, excuse me, brothers. 964 00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:05,303 - Y'all seen this car today? - MAN: No. 965 00:40:05,347 --> 00:40:07,305 This my brother Bud and his friend Chris. 966 00:40:07,349 --> 00:40:09,612 This dude don't look familiar to you at all? 967 00:40:09,656 --> 00:40:11,614 - No. - You sure you don't know them? 968 00:40:11,658 --> 00:40:12,963 I'm pretty sure I don't know them. 969 00:40:13,007 --> 00:40:14,791 Okay. We gotta walk. Okay? 970 00:40:14,835 --> 00:40:16,227 This ain't you, man? 971 00:40:16,271 --> 00:40:18,142 - That ain't. - Your name ain't Craig? 972 00:40:18,186 --> 00:40:19,404 Yeah. 973 00:40:19,448 --> 00:40:20,754 And you're telling me you don't know them? 974 00:40:20,797 --> 00:40:22,146 You sitting up here lying to me in my face? 975 00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:23,757 This is you and them. 976 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,019 You, Bud, Chris. 977 00:40:26,194 --> 00:40:28,022 Craig. 978 00:40:28,065 --> 00:40:30,024 - Where'd you get that picture? - This is you! 979 00:40:30,067 --> 00:40:31,982 - I know. - Your name is Craig, right? 980 00:40:32,026 --> 00:40:33,636 It is. And I don't know them. 981 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,551 Where is these dudes at? 982 00:40:35,595 --> 00:40:36,639 Dude, I don't know where they're at. 983 00:40:36,683 --> 00:40:37,901 Well, when you see them... 984 00:40:37,945 --> 00:40:38,989 The next time you see these motherfuckers, 985 00:40:39,033 --> 00:40:40,469 let 'em know I'mma kill their ass. 986 00:40:40,513 --> 00:40:42,689 Well, I ain't got your car, and stop yelling at me. 987 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,647 No, you know where my car at, Craig. 988 00:40:44,691 --> 00:40:47,650 I've seen your ass on Facebook and everything with them. 989 00:40:47,694 --> 00:40:48,695 What the fuck are you talking about? 990 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:49,826 TRINA: Where's my car at? 991 00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:51,132 Ask your fucking brother! 992 00:40:51,175 --> 00:40:53,003 Well, tell me where my brother is! 993 00:40:53,047 --> 00:40:54,657 And why the fuck would I know that? 994 00:40:54,701 --> 00:40:57,007 Because you're taking pictures with these niggas! 995 00:40:57,051 --> 00:40:58,966 [SOBBING] I just want you to tell me where my car is. 996 00:40:59,009 --> 00:41:00,358 Well, if I knew where your car fucking was, I would. 997 00:41:00,402 --> 00:41:01,621 Would you? 998 00:41:01,664 --> 00:41:02,970 - Yes, I would. - Would you really? 999 00:41:03,013 --> 00:41:04,275 - Would you? Really? - Yes. Why wouldn't I? 1000 00:41:04,319 --> 00:41:05,538 'Cause I feel like you lying to me right now. 1001 00:41:05,581 --> 00:41:06,626 I feel like you are a motherfucking liar! 1002 00:41:06,669 --> 00:41:07,844 You feel like everybody's lying to ya. 1003 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,026 CHRIS: Oh, God. 1004 00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:17,637 Still got that gorilla cum taste in my mouth. 1005 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,899 Ugh. 1006 00:41:18,942 --> 00:41:20,204 Does Trina got any mints in the car? 1007 00:41:20,248 --> 00:41:21,641 Hey, hey, hey. Look, don't be going around 1008 00:41:21,684 --> 00:41:22,990 digging in the car like that, okay? 1009 00:41:23,033 --> 00:41:24,382 CHRIS: Dude, she's got a ton of mints in here. 1010 00:41:24,426 --> 00:41:26,689 - This is great. - What? 1011 00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:28,212 Boy, if you gonna have a mint, I want a mint. 1012 00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:30,214 - CHRIS: All right. - Let me get some. 1013 00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:31,346 You need it more than me, homie. 1014 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:32,608 Your breath is so bad, 1015 00:41:32,652 --> 00:41:34,262 people look forward to your farts. 1016 00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:38,266 Oh, okay. Your breath smells like Steve Harvey's mustache. 1017 00:41:38,309 --> 00:41:40,181 I don't even know what that smells like but... 1018 00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:44,402 You're pretty funny, man. [LAUGHS] 1019 00:41:44,446 --> 00:41:46,927 You're, like, way funny tonight. 1020 00:41:48,276 --> 00:41:49,930 [CONTINUES LAUGHING] 1021 00:41:52,976 --> 00:41:54,369 Yeah, I'm boiling. 1022 00:41:58,286 --> 00:41:59,592 [IN DISTORTED VOICES] 1023 00:42:05,075 --> 00:42:06,381 Hello? 1024 00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:07,251 I mean, it's moving. 1025 00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:10,037 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1026 00:42:11,081 --> 00:42:13,040 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 1027 00:42:16,391 --> 00:42:17,958 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1028 00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,372 CHRIS: Can you put this on your finger? 1029 00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:43,070 Sir, if you carry on doing that, 1030 00:42:43,113 --> 00:42:44,288 I will turn around and punch you 1031 00:42:44,332 --> 00:42:45,333 in your goddamn face. 1032 00:42:48,945 --> 00:42:49,990 CHRIS: Ooh. Electrolytes. 1033 00:42:51,818 --> 00:42:53,167 Maria? 1034 00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:55,691 - [WOMAN SCREAMING] - Maria! Maria, where'd you go? 1035 00:42:55,735 --> 00:42:56,736 [VOICE DISTORTING] 1036 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:01,958 I look perfectly normal. 1037 00:43:02,002 --> 00:43:03,351 I look great. 1038 00:43:03,394 --> 00:43:04,874 Yeah, motherfuckers! Try to find me now. 1039 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,268 [LAUGHING] 1040 00:43:15,189 --> 00:43:16,320 [GROWLS] 1041 00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:18,409 Oh, my God. 1042 00:43:18,453 --> 00:43:19,976 Snowball fight. 1043 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,412 [GRUNTS] 1044 00:43:22,196 --> 00:43:23,371 Yeah! 1045 00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:29,986 - [GRUNTS] - [GROWLS] 1046 00:43:30,030 --> 00:43:31,161 [SHUDDERING] 1047 00:43:31,205 --> 00:43:34,034 - Are you Maria? - Nah. My name is Will. 1048 00:43:35,165 --> 00:43:36,384 Let's go to the dream place. 1049 00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:42,390 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1050 00:43:55,229 --> 00:43:56,709 - [WHISPERS] Chris. - Huh? 1051 00:43:58,145 --> 00:43:59,233 Where are we? 1052 00:44:01,278 --> 00:44:02,889 Oh, fuck, I got a headache, man. 1053 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,238 What happened last night? 1054 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:07,067 - I don't even know. - Oh. 1055 00:44:07,850 --> 00:44:09,852 I really gotta pee. 1056 00:44:09,896 --> 00:44:11,027 Ah! 1057 00:44:12,115 --> 00:44:13,377 [GROANS] 1058 00:44:15,815 --> 00:44:18,208 BOTH: Fuck! 1059 00:44:18,252 --> 00:44:22,038 Ow! Why are our dicks in a Chinese finger trap? 1060 00:44:22,082 --> 00:44:23,213 What did you do to us, man? 1061 00:44:23,257 --> 00:44:24,345 I didn't do anything to anybody. 1062 00:44:24,388 --> 00:44:25,912 I don't remember a thing! 1063 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,217 I wouldn't put my dick connected to your dick. 1064 00:44:27,261 --> 00:44:28,392 CHRIS: Maybe if your dick... 1065 00:44:28,436 --> 00:44:29,654 BUD: Man, get your hands off my dick. 1066 00:44:29,698 --> 00:44:30,960 Sorry, sorry. Just get up. Get up, get up. 1067 00:44:31,004 --> 00:44:32,527 - Dude, let go of my... - Stop pulling my dick! 1068 00:44:32,570 --> 00:44:34,485 - CHRIS: Come on! - [BOTH GROANING] 1069 00:44:34,529 --> 00:44:35,922 BUD: We gonna do this together if we gonna do this. 1070 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,837 Okay. I'm gonna go for it! 1071 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,926 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1072 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:42,015 Look, there's a golfer over there. 1073 00:44:42,058 --> 00:44:43,843 We can ask him to get us out of this. 1074 00:44:43,886 --> 00:44:45,018 BUD: My God, he's not going to fucking help us. 1075 00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:46,933 CHRIS: Help! 1076 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:49,283 [PANTING] Help us. 1077 00:44:49,326 --> 00:44:50,980 Please. We got stuck in this thing. 1078 00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,895 How'd you guys do that? What the fuck did you guys do? 1079 00:44:52,939 --> 00:44:54,070 How do we get outta this? 1080 00:44:54,114 --> 00:44:56,246 Just, uh, relax your dick 1081 00:44:56,290 --> 00:44:57,247 - and friggin' pull it out. - CHRIS: Okay. 1082 00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,902 [SCREAMING] 1083 00:44:59,946 --> 00:45:01,425 Push them together. Push together. 1084 00:45:01,469 --> 00:45:02,905 Walk together. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1085 00:45:02,949 --> 00:45:03,906 Okay. Okay. 1086 00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:06,256 Just, uh... 1087 00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:07,910 I have no idea what to fucking do. 1088 00:45:09,303 --> 00:45:11,522 You need to cut that fucker in the middle. 1089 00:45:11,566 --> 00:45:13,437 Hey, hey, easy, Harvey Weinstein. 1090 00:45:13,481 --> 00:45:14,917 Get the fuck out. I'm gonna play golf. 1091 00:45:14,961 --> 00:45:16,266 - Go! - You turned on us. 1092 00:45:16,310 --> 00:45:17,964 Yes! Get the fuck outta here. 1093 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,095 Go! Before I hit... 1094 00:45:19,139 --> 00:45:20,270 You wanna really... Fuck. Okay. 1095 00:45:20,314 --> 00:45:21,924 - Let's go. I'll do it. - No, no, no! 1096 00:45:21,968 --> 00:45:23,534 - Okay, okay, okay. - Get the fuck outta here. 1097 00:45:23,578 --> 00:45:25,275 Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, man. 1098 00:45:27,364 --> 00:45:29,236 [SCREAMING] 1099 00:45:29,279 --> 00:45:30,237 CHRIS: We'll go to a barber shop. 1100 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,152 They got scissors. 1101 00:45:32,195 --> 00:45:34,328 Hey, sir, can you get our dicks outta this thing? 1102 00:45:34,371 --> 00:45:35,590 BARBER: Yo, man! I promise you! 1103 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:36,939 CHRIS: Hey. Hey. Hey. 1104 00:45:36,983 --> 00:45:38,288 BARBER: I promise you, my nigga. I promise you. 1105 00:45:38,332 --> 00:45:39,463 CHRIS: Hey. You know where to get a... 1106 00:45:39,507 --> 00:45:40,290 BARBER: Yo, get the fuck outta here! 1107 00:45:40,334 --> 00:45:41,465 CHRIS: He's got a knife. 1108 00:45:41,509 --> 00:45:43,293 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1109 00:45:44,468 --> 00:45:45,992 - CHRIS: Help! Help us! - [BUD GROANING] 1110 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,428 CHRIS: Help us! 1111 00:45:47,471 --> 00:45:49,386 - BUD: Oh, shit. Shit. - Oh! 1112 00:45:49,430 --> 00:45:50,518 CHRIS: Okay, okay. 1113 00:45:51,954 --> 00:45:53,434 It's a Chinese finger trap. 1114 00:45:55,915 --> 00:45:57,090 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1115 00:45:59,309 --> 00:46:00,310 CHRIS: Help! 1116 00:46:00,354 --> 00:46:02,878 Just come this way! Ow! Ow! 1117 00:46:02,922 --> 00:46:03,966 Help us. 1118 00:46:04,010 --> 00:46:05,489 Somebody, help us! 1119 00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:08,231 Somebody! Help! Oh, my God. Somebody! 1120 00:46:08,275 --> 00:46:09,493 Come this way, please! 1121 00:46:09,537 --> 00:46:10,668 BUD: Wait, chill! Would you? 1122 00:46:10,712 --> 00:46:11,974 I don't know what to do! 1123 00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:13,019 - Okay. - BUD: What the... No! 1124 00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:15,151 - It's do or die! - [BOTH SCREAM] 1125 00:46:15,195 --> 00:46:16,587 - [ALL EXCLAIM] - [BOTH GROANING] 1126 00:46:18,676 --> 00:46:20,591 We're free! We're free! 1127 00:46:20,635 --> 00:46:22,158 BUD: Does anybody got any ice? 1128 00:46:22,202 --> 00:46:24,030 Can I borrow water? Can I? 1129 00:46:25,509 --> 00:46:26,597 It don't even matter. I just wanna... 1130 00:46:30,210 --> 00:46:32,168 BUD: It's really hard to concentrate on food 1131 00:46:32,212 --> 00:46:35,041 when your dick was just attached to another man's. 1132 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,042 CHRIS: I don't know, man. I'm pretty hungry. 1133 00:46:37,565 --> 00:46:39,523 BUD: All right. So, you're about to see Maria. 1134 00:46:39,567 --> 00:46:40,960 Do you know what you're going to say 1135 00:46:41,003 --> 00:46:42,309 to her once you see her? 1136 00:46:42,352 --> 00:46:44,528 You know in the Boyz II Men video 1137 00:46:44,572 --> 00:46:46,313 when the baritone dude breaks it down? 1138 00:46:46,356 --> 00:46:49,055 - Yes. - And he's like, "Damn, girl. 1139 00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,362 "Ooh, I would suck a skittle out your bootyhole, girl." 1140 00:46:52,406 --> 00:46:54,190 That's not in any of the songs. 1141 00:46:54,234 --> 00:46:55,409 It's similar. 1142 00:46:55,452 --> 00:46:57,541 - Question. I have a question. - Yeah, go. 1143 00:46:59,065 --> 00:47:00,544 Can my friend try something on you real quick? 1144 00:47:00,588 --> 00:47:02,242 And I just wanna see how you'll react to it. 1145 00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:03,721 Okay. 1146 00:47:03,765 --> 00:47:05,985 I'm in love with an angel. Chasing a girl. 1147 00:47:08,204 --> 00:47:11,077 Mmm-hmm. So I'm just gonna go up to her and say, like... 1148 00:47:11,555 --> 00:47:13,079 "I love you. 1149 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:15,559 "Let's make love under the sunset, us two." 1150 00:47:18,345 --> 00:47:19,346 CHRIS: Yeah. 1151 00:47:21,391 --> 00:47:22,392 CHRIS: Oh, okay. 1152 00:47:26,222 --> 00:47:27,223 Okay. 1153 00:47:28,746 --> 00:47:30,400 Ooh. 1154 00:47:30,444 --> 00:47:32,054 Yeah. That's what I was saying to him before. 1155 00:47:32,098 --> 00:47:33,447 That's the kinda stuff I was saying. 1156 00:47:35,405 --> 00:47:37,059 - At first? - Let her make the first move. 1157 00:47:37,103 --> 00:47:38,756 Quick question, 'cause you keep saying "at first." 1158 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,281 When is the best time to, like, all right. 1159 00:47:41,324 --> 00:47:42,499 Now you say all the nice stuff, 1160 00:47:42,543 --> 00:47:43,587 and you be like, "Okay, now sexually..." 1161 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,940 Oh, so this is still on the first meeting? 1162 00:47:49,289 --> 00:47:50,290 Same. 1163 00:47:55,295 --> 00:47:56,557 Same. 1164 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,081 "Genders and genres"? God damn. 1165 00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:02,084 [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING ON RADIO] 1166 00:48:03,651 --> 00:48:05,348 BOTH: [SINGING ALONG] Traveled down the road 1167 00:48:05,392 --> 00:48:07,220 And back again 1168 00:48:07,263 --> 00:48:09,483 Your heart is true 1169 00:48:09,526 --> 00:48:12,225 You're a pal and a confidant 1170 00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,150 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 1171 00:48:39,339 --> 00:48:40,514 [ENGINE STALLING] 1172 00:48:40,557 --> 00:48:42,472 CHRIS: Yeah, our battery died. 1173 00:48:42,516 --> 00:48:45,519 Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making crazy noises. 1174 00:48:45,562 --> 00:48:47,651 All right, start revving it. 1175 00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:49,479 - [CRACKLING] - [GROANING] 1176 00:48:54,484 --> 00:48:55,703 What did you do to my friend? 1177 00:48:55,746 --> 00:48:57,618 - I didn't do anything. - BUD: You okay? 1178 00:48:57,661 --> 00:48:59,533 She revved the thing. I don't know. 1179 00:48:59,576 --> 00:49:01,448 You told me to do that. Don't play that. 1180 00:49:01,491 --> 00:49:02,666 CHRIS: Why did you do that? 1181 00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:04,494 You asked for a fucking jump. 1182 00:49:04,538 --> 00:49:05,713 Don't play with me, motherfucker. 1183 00:49:14,548 --> 00:49:16,506 I'm coming to fuck y'all up. 1184 00:49:16,550 --> 00:49:18,204 [YELLS] 1185 00:49:28,736 --> 00:49:30,216 [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING] 1186 00:49:30,912 --> 00:49:32,348 This is good. 1187 00:49:33,349 --> 00:49:34,524 [SNIFFS] 1188 00:49:36,352 --> 00:49:37,701 - Right here or... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1189 00:49:37,745 --> 00:49:39,529 - [STOMACH GRUMBLING] - [GROANING] 1190 00:49:39,573 --> 00:49:41,401 Oh, jeez. Oh, it's starting. 1191 00:49:42,663 --> 00:49:43,751 [FARTING] 1192 00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:47,755 - [BANGING ON DOOR] - BUD: Help! 1193 00:49:48,495 --> 00:49:49,539 What happened? 1194 00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:51,150 - BUD: Fuck. - What happened? 1195 00:49:51,193 --> 00:49:52,368 I'm stuck. 1196 00:49:52,934 --> 00:49:54,544 [SOBBING] I'm sinking. 1197 00:49:54,588 --> 00:49:56,155 - Shit. - I know. Come here. 1198 00:49:57,243 --> 00:49:58,505 [GROANING] 1199 00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:01,377 Wait a minute, go get some butter. 1200 00:50:01,421 --> 00:50:02,509 Butter me out of this thing. 1201 00:50:03,553 --> 00:50:05,425 [BUD SCREAMING] 1202 00:50:06,687 --> 00:50:09,777 Shit! [GROANING] 1203 00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:11,692 Oh, my God. 1204 00:50:11,735 --> 00:50:13,389 - BUD: It's all over me. - Oh, my God. What the fuck? 1205 00:50:13,433 --> 00:50:15,174 [YELLS] 1206 00:50:17,393 --> 00:50:18,786 [LAUGHS] 1207 00:50:20,788 --> 00:50:23,138 [SONG CONTINUES] 1208 00:50:23,182 --> 00:50:25,749 [SINGING ALONG] Thank you for being a friend 1209 00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:29,101 [VOCALIZING] 1210 00:50:29,492 --> 00:50:31,103 [SONG ENDS] 1211 00:50:32,191 --> 00:50:33,105 [LAUGHS] 1212 00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:56,215 Y'all seen these dudes before? Right here? 1213 00:50:56,258 --> 00:50:57,390 MAN: I don't know them. 1214 00:50:57,433 --> 00:50:59,174 - Hey, brother. - MAN: What? 1215 00:50:59,218 --> 00:51:00,480 I'm looking for these dudes right here. 1216 00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:02,612 They stole my car. Look at it. She beautiful. 1217 00:51:02,656 --> 00:51:03,787 [LAUGHS] That's a colorful car. 1218 00:51:03,831 --> 00:51:05,267 TRINA: This is Bud right here. 1219 00:51:05,311 --> 00:51:07,182 He, like, this tall, real dark. 1220 00:51:07,226 --> 00:51:09,184 Real, kind of, chubby. Look like a peanut. 1221 00:51:09,228 --> 00:51:11,230 This dude right here, Chris, 1222 00:51:11,273 --> 00:51:12,753 got a big nose, that white boy nose, 1223 00:51:12,796 --> 00:51:14,581 - but black features. - MAN: All right. 1224 00:51:14,624 --> 00:51:16,235 Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts. 1225 00:51:16,278 --> 00:51:17,801 You know what I'm saying? 1226 00:51:17,845 --> 00:51:19,977 If y'all see these niggas right here, they stole my car. 1227 00:51:20,021 --> 00:51:21,631 - I'mma kill these niggas. - [SNAPS STAPLER] 1228 00:51:21,675 --> 00:51:22,850 Just like that. 1229 00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:25,722 Just like fucking that. 1230 00:51:25,766 --> 00:51:27,463 Uh-uh! Don't tear up in here, now. 1231 00:51:29,857 --> 00:51:31,641 That girl, she could've came in here 1232 00:51:31,685 --> 00:51:33,165 - and just started blazing. - MAN 2: Exactly. 1233 00:51:42,043 --> 00:51:43,349 CHRIS: You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD? 1234 00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:44,872 BUD: Wesley Snipes don't make music, man. 1235 00:51:44,915 --> 00:51:46,830 CHRIS: Man, he made the Bladesoundtrack. 1236 00:51:46,874 --> 00:51:48,658 BUD: No, he didn't. CHRIS: Yeah. 1237 00:51:48,702 --> 00:51:49,833 And he's got that song. 1238 00:51:51,835 --> 00:51:53,881 [CAR DOORS CLOSE] 1239 00:51:54,795 --> 00:51:56,666 Where do you wanna sit at? 1240 00:51:56,710 --> 00:51:58,625 - Is anybody sitting here? - No. 1241 00:51:58,668 --> 00:51:59,887 No? 1242 00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:01,018 WOMAN: Crazy girl just came in here 1243 00:52:01,062 --> 00:52:01,932 and said she's gonna kill somebody. 1244 00:52:04,283 --> 00:52:05,762 WOMAN: See that brother right there? 1245 00:52:05,806 --> 00:52:07,982 Said she gonna kill him if he stole her car. 1246 00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:09,331 What the fuck is that? 1247 00:52:12,682 --> 00:52:14,684 Oh, fuck. 1248 00:52:14,728 --> 00:52:16,817 That's them. That's them. 1249 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:17,992 BUD: I gotta get the fuck outta here, bro. 1250 00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:19,254 CHRIS: Wait, wait, wait. 1251 00:52:19,298 --> 00:52:20,560 WOMAN: I told you that's them. 1252 00:52:20,603 --> 00:52:22,039 - That girl wanna kill 'em. - Who put this up? 1253 00:52:22,083 --> 00:52:23,693 MAN: She was coming through the restaurant with them. 1254 00:52:23,737 --> 00:52:24,825 CHRIS: What'd she look like? 1255 00:52:24,868 --> 00:52:26,653 About 5'5". 1256 00:52:26,696 --> 00:52:29,003 African American. Lighter than you. 1257 00:52:29,351 --> 00:52:30,570 I mean, 1258 00:52:31,397 --> 00:52:32,572 light color. 1259 00:52:32,615 --> 00:52:34,226 CHRIS: That could be anybody. 1260 00:52:34,269 --> 00:52:36,402 Y'all driving around in a hot pink car that say "Bad Bitch." 1261 00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:38,360 She gonna find y'all. 1262 00:52:38,404 --> 00:52:40,275 I mean, there's a lot of cars that say that. 1263 00:52:40,319 --> 00:52:42,886 That say "Bad Bitch" on the back? [LAUGHS] 1264 00:52:42,930 --> 00:52:44,801 She said you her brother. She said... 1265 00:52:44,845 --> 00:52:46,368 "Oh, that's Bud. 1266 00:52:46,412 --> 00:52:47,891 - "I'm killing him first." - I don't think she cares. 1267 00:52:47,935 --> 00:52:49,066 Oh, I gotta get the fuck outta here. 1268 00:52:49,110 --> 00:52:50,503 She's a killer. That girl's a killer. 1269 00:52:50,546 --> 00:52:52,287 She's a real killer? 1270 00:52:52,331 --> 00:52:54,550 She got marks on her face. She got teardrops on her face. 1271 00:52:54,594 --> 00:52:55,769 - That bitch'll kill you. - CHRIS: Stay! 1272 00:52:55,812 --> 00:52:57,423 - Stay! Bud, man, please. - Man, fuck you, man. 1273 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,294 CHRIS: Bud, please. We are almost to Maria, man. 1274 00:52:59,338 --> 00:53:01,035 He's not a good friend, Bud. 1275 00:53:01,427 --> 00:53:02,993 I told you it's them. 1276 00:53:03,037 --> 00:53:04,604 - I don't forget nothing, baby. - CHRIS: It could be anybody. 1277 00:53:04,647 --> 00:53:05,822 - Eyes. - BUD: Fuck you. 1278 00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:07,041 CHRIS: No, fuck you. We're staying here. 1279 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:08,608 No. We gotta take the car back, bro. 1280 00:53:08,651 --> 00:53:09,957 - No, we do not. - Oh, shit. 1281 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,741 What I told you? Did I not tell you? 1282 00:53:11,785 --> 00:53:13,569 Listen to me, we are so close. 1283 00:53:13,613 --> 00:53:15,397 - No, you're not listening. - We are staying here. 1284 00:53:15,441 --> 00:53:17,399 These people don't know what they're talking about. 1285 00:53:17,443 --> 00:53:18,748 The hell? Y'all gonna say I'm lying? 1286 00:53:18,792 --> 00:53:19,706 WOMAN 2: She said she's trying to kill y'all. 1287 00:53:19,749 --> 00:53:20,794 You just missed her. 1288 00:53:20,837 --> 00:53:22,317 She seemed angry? 1289 00:53:22,361 --> 00:53:23,405 Very angry. 1290 00:53:23,449 --> 00:53:24,580 WOMAN 2: You have to take the car back. 1291 00:53:24,624 --> 00:53:26,016 She's supposed to be in jail. 1292 00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:27,714 She's supposed to be in a jail? 1293 00:53:27,757 --> 00:53:29,063 CHRIS: She's supposed to be. 1294 00:53:29,106 --> 00:53:30,325 That's why I don't know if it's her for sure. 1295 00:53:30,369 --> 00:53:33,110 It's her. She said she gonna kill y'all. 1296 00:53:33,154 --> 00:53:34,590 Y'all stole her car. 1297 00:53:34,634 --> 00:53:35,896 Now go ahead on from over here. 1298 00:53:35,939 --> 00:53:36,940 Go, go. I don't wanna die with you. 1299 00:53:36,984 --> 00:53:38,420 - Go ahead on. - No, no, no. 1300 00:53:38,464 --> 00:53:40,335 - Get your ass from by me now. - Wait, wait, wait. 1301 00:53:40,379 --> 00:53:41,293 No. I just need information. I just need information. 1302 00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:48,343 Get your ass from by me. 1303 00:53:48,387 --> 00:53:49,736 CHRIS: Wait, wait, wait. 1304 00:53:49,779 --> 00:53:51,085 Bud. Bud. Bud. 1305 00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:53,435 Fuck that. No. We gotta take her car back now. 1306 00:53:53,479 --> 00:53:55,002 - We're so close to New York. - Get in the car. 1307 00:53:55,045 --> 00:53:56,960 - We're going back to Florida. - We're going to New York. 1308 00:53:57,004 --> 00:53:58,310 - No. - Please! 1309 00:54:05,882 --> 00:54:07,449 "I gotta take her car back. I gotta take her car back." 1310 00:54:07,493 --> 00:54:08,668 WOMAN 2: Oh, my God. 1311 00:54:08,711 --> 00:54:10,496 I said, "That nigga finna kill you, nigga." 1312 00:54:14,804 --> 00:54:15,675 MAN: I heard that. [LAUGHS] 1313 00:54:19,635 --> 00:54:21,028 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1314 00:54:23,770 --> 00:54:25,641 Hey, did you see these dudes? Did they come up in here? 1315 00:54:25,685 --> 00:54:27,251 'Cause I know they love chicken. 1316 00:54:27,295 --> 00:54:28,601 - Girl, you just missed them. - Them motherfuckers was here? 1317 00:54:28,644 --> 00:54:29,645 I was about to call you. 1318 00:54:29,689 --> 00:54:30,994 Did anybody here see 1319 00:54:31,038 --> 00:54:32,518 which way these motherfuckers went? 1320 00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:34,650 - They went that way. - That way. 1321 00:54:34,694 --> 00:54:36,522 They got in the car and went that way. 1322 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,349 TRINA: I'm finna fuck these niggas up. 1323 00:54:38,741 --> 00:54:40,743 - Fuck these niggas up! - Fuck them niggas up! 1324 00:54:40,787 --> 00:54:42,963 Damn it. I missed it. 1325 00:54:43,006 --> 00:54:43,877 - Bop-bop. - [STAPLE GUN FIRING] 1326 00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:47,054 Oh, shit. Let me get the fuck outta here. 1327 00:54:56,455 --> 00:54:57,499 What the fuck, man? 1328 00:54:57,543 --> 00:54:58,761 How the fuck did she get outta jail, man? 1329 00:54:58,805 --> 00:54:59,849 - We'll figure it out later. - God damn it! 1330 00:54:59,893 --> 00:55:01,155 We gotta get to Maria, please. 1331 00:55:01,198 --> 00:55:02,983 We're going back to Florida right now! 1332 00:55:03,026 --> 00:55:04,680 Trina's on our ass. [STAMMERS] Look, I can't 1333 00:55:04,724 --> 00:55:06,203 do this shit, man. We gotta take the car back. 1334 00:55:06,247 --> 00:55:08,510 Bud, stop living your life in fear of your sister, man. 1335 00:55:08,554 --> 00:55:10,686 You know how crazy Trina is. She gonna fucking kill us. 1336 00:55:10,730 --> 00:55:12,906 You need to stand up to your sister for once, man. 1337 00:55:12,949 --> 00:55:14,081 We're going back to Florida, all right? 1338 00:55:14,124 --> 00:55:15,038 - No, we're going to New York! - No. 1339 00:55:15,082 --> 00:55:16,866 Come on. I gotta see Maria! 1340 00:55:16,910 --> 00:55:18,085 - No! - [TIRES SCREECHING] 1341 00:55:25,919 --> 00:55:28,095 - [CROWD EXCLAIM] - Oh, my God. 1342 00:55:29,749 --> 00:55:31,533 MAN 1: You all right? 1343 00:55:31,577 --> 00:55:32,882 MAN 2: Oh, shit. 1344 00:55:36,059 --> 00:55:37,496 Shit. 1345 00:55:37,539 --> 00:55:39,193 [GRUNTING] 1346 00:55:40,847 --> 00:55:42,065 WOMAN: Y'all okay? 1347 00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:43,893 MAN: You guys can move? WOMAN: Call 911. 1348 00:55:43,937 --> 00:55:45,417 BUD: Fucking asshole. 1349 00:55:48,550 --> 00:55:51,074 - Uh... Uh... - Sit down. Sit down. 1350 00:55:51,118 --> 00:55:52,685 Let's sit down. Let's sit down. 1351 00:55:52,728 --> 00:55:54,077 No, we gotta get to New York. 1352 00:55:54,121 --> 00:55:55,209 Let's sit down. 1353 00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:57,559 We're never getting to New York now. 1354 00:55:57,603 --> 00:55:58,778 What the fuck you did? 1355 00:55:58,821 --> 00:56:01,171 Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it. 1356 00:56:01,215 --> 00:56:04,697 We get back on the road, and we get to New York. 1357 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:05,741 BUD: New York? 1358 00:56:08,527 --> 00:56:11,573 You know somethin', man? You ain't a real friend. 1359 00:56:11,617 --> 00:56:13,836 Real friends wouldn't do shit like this. 1360 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,098 You're an idiot, man. 1361 00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:17,231 - I'm done. You bitch. - I am done with you. 1362 00:56:17,274 --> 00:56:18,711 - Don't! Hey, hey, hey, man. - Get the fuck away from me. 1363 00:56:18,754 --> 00:56:19,842 Come on, bruh. 1364 00:56:19,886 --> 00:56:21,148 Chill out. Hey, you take a seat, man. 1365 00:56:21,191 --> 00:56:22,541 - Yeah, you take a seat, Bud. - Chill out, man. 1366 00:56:22,584 --> 00:56:24,238 - Hey, you take a seat as well. - Listen to him. 1367 00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:25,587 Y'all need to talk this shit out, man. 1368 00:56:25,631 --> 00:56:26,719 Listen to him. 1369 00:56:26,762 --> 00:56:27,937 Listen, you shut the fuck up, man. 1370 00:56:27,981 --> 00:56:29,243 That's my sister's car, man. 1371 00:56:29,286 --> 00:56:30,505 I told you this was gonna happen. 1372 00:56:30,549 --> 00:56:33,116 - See? - You ain't listen. 1373 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,944 And if we wait here till the police come, we going to jail. 1374 00:56:34,988 --> 00:56:36,642 - No. - That's a stolen car. 1375 00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:37,947 [ALL GASP] 1376 00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:49,219 Hey, hey. Hey, man. 1377 00:56:49,263 --> 00:56:51,961 Chill out. Chill out, man. Chill out, bro. 1378 00:56:52,005 --> 00:56:54,094 - Fucking kick you in the face. - Chill out, man. Hey. 1379 00:56:54,137 --> 00:56:55,791 CHRIS: What are you gonna do about it? 1380 00:56:55,835 --> 00:56:58,272 That's why you have no job. You're a fucking loser. 1381 00:56:58,315 --> 00:57:00,013 All you do is make stupid ass decisions. 1382 00:57:00,056 --> 00:57:01,231 Hey, man, he got a concussion, man, 1383 00:57:01,275 --> 00:57:02,798 so he don't know what he's thinking. 1384 00:57:02,842 --> 00:57:04,757 BUD: He's a fucking idiot. This is how he always thinks. 1385 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,149 I mean, he probably is, man. 1386 00:57:06,193 --> 00:57:07,281 But right now's not a proper time for that, man. 1387 00:57:07,324 --> 00:57:08,543 Hey, chill out, man. 1388 00:57:08,587 --> 00:57:09,936 I'm done with you, man. Look at that shit. 1389 00:57:09,979 --> 00:57:11,198 - Look at it! - Yeah, you do need 1390 00:57:11,241 --> 00:57:12,678 - to look at that shit. - CHRIS: It's your fault. 1391 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:13,156 It is kinda fucked up. You need to look at that shit. 1392 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,288 It's my fault? 1393 00:57:14,331 --> 00:57:15,811 - [ALL SCREAM] - No! 1394 00:57:18,161 --> 00:57:19,772 BUD: Shit, man. This is all your fucking fault. 1395 00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,382 CHRIS: Fuck you. 1396 00:57:21,425 --> 00:57:22,905 - Chill. We gotta get back... - You better stay away from me. 1397 00:57:22,949 --> 00:57:23,993 - ...before this car blows up. - CHRIS: It's your fault. 1398 00:57:24,037 --> 00:57:25,168 It don't matter whose fault it is. 1399 00:57:25,212 --> 00:57:26,692 - We gotta get outta here. - It's his fault for being 1400 00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:27,823 - a pussy his whole life. - BUD: I'm done, motherfucker. 1401 00:57:27,867 --> 00:57:29,216 CHRIS: Not standing up to his sister. 1402 00:57:29,259 --> 00:57:30,217 No. No, listen. That don't even matter right now, 1403 00:57:30,260 --> 00:57:31,566 because that car explodes, we all dead. 1404 00:57:31,610 --> 00:57:32,654 So let's get away, y'all, 1405 00:57:32,698 --> 00:57:33,786 - and talk about it. - I'm done. 1406 00:57:33,829 --> 00:57:35,135 - Let's go. Let's go. - I'm done. 1407 00:57:35,178 --> 00:57:36,005 - You are done. Let's go. - I'm done! 1408 00:57:36,049 --> 00:57:37,616 I'm done with you, too. 1409 00:57:38,225 --> 00:57:40,662 Yeah, exactly. Walk away. 1410 00:57:40,706 --> 00:57:42,708 I'll get to New York on my own. 1411 00:57:42,751 --> 00:57:44,187 I don't need any of you. 1412 00:57:44,231 --> 00:57:45,580 Stupid fucking car. 1413 00:57:45,624 --> 00:57:47,582 MAN: Hey, watch out for that gas, man. 1414 00:57:47,626 --> 00:57:49,715 Hey, listen, you gonna walk to your death if that... 1415 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:50,716 You know what, man? 1416 00:57:52,065 --> 00:57:54,284 I don't need him. I don't need anybody. 1417 00:57:54,328 --> 00:57:56,069 I'll get to New York on my own. 1418 00:57:57,244 --> 00:57:58,854 Get to New York on my own. 1419 00:58:03,642 --> 00:58:05,295 What about you, Lexus? 1420 00:58:05,339 --> 00:58:06,949 - [TRUCK HORN HONKS] - Going to New York! 1421 00:58:06,993 --> 00:58:08,081 Come on! 1422 00:58:10,823 --> 00:58:12,041 [SIGHS] 1423 00:58:15,044 --> 00:58:17,177 BUD: All you do is think about yourself, man. 1424 00:58:23,749 --> 00:58:24,837 Bud? 1425 00:58:25,838 --> 00:58:27,709 Bud. Bud. Bud. 1426 00:58:27,753 --> 00:58:29,058 - Oh. - What? 1427 00:58:29,102 --> 00:58:31,800 I thought you were Bud. With the glasses. 1428 00:58:31,844 --> 00:58:35,238 You look like my best friend, Bud. And I miss him. 1429 00:58:35,282 --> 00:58:36,283 All right, sir. 1430 00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:39,895 Bud? Oh. 1431 00:58:39,939 --> 00:58:41,593 I thought you were my friend, Bud. 1432 00:58:42,115 --> 00:58:43,290 I miss him. 1433 00:58:45,248 --> 00:58:47,076 [SOBBING] 1434 00:58:48,425 --> 00:58:50,863 Bud? Bud? Bud? 1435 00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:52,125 What's up, bro? 1436 00:58:52,168 --> 00:58:54,736 Oh, I thought you were my friend, Bud. 1437 00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:56,651 Everybody got a friend named Bud nowadays. 1438 00:58:56,695 --> 00:58:57,739 CHRIS: Yeah. 1439 00:58:57,783 --> 00:59:00,699 Bud! 1440 00:59:08,707 --> 00:59:10,099 What wars are going on now? 1441 00:59:10,143 --> 00:59:11,187 - What wars? - Yeah. 1442 00:59:11,231 --> 00:59:12,711 We've still got conflict in, 1443 00:59:12,754 --> 00:59:14,277 you know, across the Middle East. 1444 00:59:14,321 --> 00:59:16,628 I just wanna go over there 'cause... 1445 00:59:18,151 --> 00:59:20,806 I just wanna die. 1446 00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:22,677 Man, what's going on to make you say that? 1447 00:59:22,721 --> 00:59:24,331 I lost my best friend. 1448 00:59:24,374 --> 00:59:28,291 We got in a huge falling out kind of fight. 1449 00:59:28,335 --> 00:59:31,730 I'll go over to Afghanistan or Iraq, 1450 00:59:31,773 --> 00:59:34,776 stand on the front lines and then just bombs away. 1451 00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:36,343 I understand you're going through a hard time right now, 1452 00:59:36,386 --> 00:59:38,127 but that's strong words saying you wanna die, brother. 1453 00:59:38,171 --> 00:59:40,434 I'll go to Vietnam or whatever 1454 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:43,132 and I'll just get shot by everybody. 1455 00:59:43,176 --> 00:59:44,351 I will suck your dick if you kill me. 1456 00:59:44,394 --> 00:59:46,179 - Get it together. - Please, man. 1457 00:59:46,222 --> 00:59:47,136 - Get it together. - Please. 1458 00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:48,921 - [SOBBING] - Get it together. 1459 00:59:48,964 --> 00:59:50,139 Right now you're acting like a danger 1460 00:59:50,183 --> 00:59:51,401 to yourself and to others. 1461 00:59:51,445 --> 00:59:53,795 I hate myself. [CONTINUES SOBBING] 1462 00:59:57,277 --> 00:59:59,453 Please stop. Stop, stop. 1463 00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:02,108 You're okay. All right? 1464 01:00:02,151 --> 01:00:04,327 Look, you're in a bad place right now. 1465 01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:05,981 You've talked to me for five minutes 1466 01:00:06,025 --> 01:00:07,113 and you've offered 1467 01:00:07,156 --> 01:00:08,941 - to suck my dick to kill you. - Yeah. 1468 01:00:08,984 --> 01:00:09,811 I mean, you know that's not right. 1469 01:00:09,855 --> 01:00:11,247 Right. 1470 01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:13,162 I get it, brother. I've been in a bad place before. 1471 01:00:13,206 --> 01:00:14,860 - Yeah. - You know, everybody has. 1472 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:16,035 Yeah. 1473 01:00:16,078 --> 01:00:17,340 You just gotta get it together, man. 1474 01:00:17,384 --> 01:00:18,994 Talk to your buddy and apologize to him, 1475 01:00:19,038 --> 01:00:20,256 and you'll be fine. 1476 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:21,475 Just tell him how you feel. 1477 01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:23,346 - Just tell him you're sorry. - Yeah, yeah. 1478 01:00:23,390 --> 01:00:24,347 And if he's really your friend, 1479 01:00:24,391 --> 01:00:25,348 and if you guys have been friends 1480 01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:26,785 for as long as you have... 1481 01:00:26,828 --> 01:00:28,003 - Yeah. - ...he's gonna forgive you. 1482 01:00:28,047 --> 01:00:30,702 Yeah. God! Dude. 1483 01:00:31,354 --> 01:00:33,530 [LAUGHING] 1484 01:00:33,574 --> 01:00:35,881 Let's bring it in, brother. Thank you. 1485 01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:38,144 I was kinda out of it, man. 1486 01:00:38,187 --> 01:00:39,841 You really brought me back. 1487 01:00:39,885 --> 01:00:41,843 You brought me back, brother. 1488 01:00:41,887 --> 01:00:42,844 Sir, I salute you. 1489 01:00:42,888 --> 01:00:44,367 You too, sir. 1490 01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:45,847 And I salute your shorts. 1491 01:00:45,891 --> 01:00:47,893 - [BOTH LAUGH] - Have a good day. 1492 01:00:47,936 --> 01:00:49,242 Yeah! I'm gonna... 1493 01:00:49,285 --> 01:00:51,244 Oh, you know what? The bus is leaving soon. 1494 01:00:51,287 --> 01:00:52,854 - You gotta go. - I should go. Thank you. 1495 01:00:52,898 --> 01:00:54,029 Thank you. 1496 01:00:54,073 --> 01:00:55,248 [INHALING DEEPLY] 1497 01:00:58,251 --> 01:01:00,253 [SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING] 1498 01:01:29,282 --> 01:01:30,936 CHRIS: Stop the... 1499 01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:33,547 Stop the bus! Hey! 1500 01:01:33,590 --> 01:01:36,898 - [BANGING ON BUS] - Stop the fucking bus! 1501 01:01:36,942 --> 01:01:38,944 MAN: He's saying stop the bus. Stop the bus. 1502 01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:40,902 [GRUNTS] Hold that bus! 1503 01:01:40,946 --> 01:01:42,512 Please, please. 1504 01:01:42,556 --> 01:01:44,514 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Thank you. 1505 01:01:44,558 --> 01:01:48,083 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. 1506 01:01:48,127 --> 01:01:49,389 I need to talk to my best friend. 1507 01:01:49,432 --> 01:01:50,912 I can't let you guys go any further. 1508 01:01:52,131 --> 01:01:54,307 Bud. [PANTING] 1509 01:01:54,873 --> 01:01:56,918 Please. 1510 01:01:56,962 --> 01:01:59,442 For the first time in my life, let me apologize. 1511 01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:02,576 I am so, so sorry, man. I'm shit. 1512 01:02:02,619 --> 01:02:04,839 I realized I'm shit. I'm an asshole. 1513 01:02:04,883 --> 01:02:06,275 - Miss, I'm an asshole. - WOMAN: Okay. 1514 01:02:06,319 --> 01:02:09,061 CHRIS: I suck shit out of assholes. 1515 01:02:09,104 --> 01:02:11,063 That's what I am. I'm lower than that. 1516 01:02:11,106 --> 01:02:12,934 And I'm sorry, man. 1517 01:02:12,978 --> 01:02:15,284 I'm sorry I destroyed your sister's car. 1518 01:02:15,328 --> 01:02:18,418 I'm sorry I took advantage of you. 1519 01:02:18,461 --> 01:02:20,463 And I know you probably never wanna talk to me 1520 01:02:20,507 --> 01:02:22,117 for the rest of your life, 1521 01:02:22,161 --> 01:02:24,511 but just know that this trip 1522 01:02:25,642 --> 01:02:27,906 has been the adventure of a lifetime. 1523 01:02:27,949 --> 01:02:30,517 And I'm so grateful I had you by my side. 1524 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,519 And you're the best friend a guy could ask for. 1525 01:02:33,172 --> 01:02:34,826 WOMAN: Aw. 1526 01:02:36,175 --> 01:02:37,524 So you think you could just 1527 01:02:38,307 --> 01:02:39,961 chase a bus down, 1528 01:02:40,005 --> 01:02:43,008 bang on the windows, jump on here, 1529 01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:44,966 and just apologize like that and I just forgive you 1530 01:02:45,010 --> 01:02:47,621 and everything's all good? Huh? 1531 01:02:47,664 --> 01:02:48,752 I... I don't know. 1532 01:02:48,796 --> 01:02:50,363 BUD: You thought that was gonna work? 1533 01:02:51,103 --> 01:02:52,321 I... [SIGHS] 1534 01:02:52,365 --> 01:02:53,627 BUD: Well, guess what. 1535 01:02:55,368 --> 01:02:57,892 It did. [CHUCKLES] 1536 01:02:57,936 --> 01:02:59,589 That's the best thing anybody's ever done for me. 1537 01:02:59,633 --> 01:03:02,157 Look, man, you're my best friend, bruh. 1538 01:03:02,201 --> 01:03:04,290 Aw, that's so sweet. 1539 01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:07,162 Sorry. I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES] 1540 01:03:07,206 --> 01:03:08,511 So, look, you wanna still make 1541 01:03:08,555 --> 01:03:10,209 this trip to New York, I'm down. 1542 01:03:11,210 --> 01:03:12,472 Don't fuck with me, man. 1543 01:03:12,515 --> 01:03:13,908 I'm really vulnerable right now. 1544 01:03:13,952 --> 01:03:16,171 - Are you being serious? - Forget my sister. 1545 01:03:16,215 --> 01:03:17,912 Yes, you are going to see Maria. 1546 01:03:17,956 --> 01:03:19,522 Yes! 1547 01:03:19,566 --> 01:03:21,350 New York City, here we come, baby! 1548 01:03:21,394 --> 01:03:23,048 [ALL APPLAUDING] 1549 01:03:24,179 --> 01:03:25,572 Yes! Yes! 1550 01:03:26,355 --> 01:03:29,141 We're going to New York. Yes! Yes! 1551 01:03:29,184 --> 01:03:31,534 Let's go. Let's go. Can I give you a hug? 1552 01:03:31,578 --> 01:03:33,406 Can I give you a hug? I love you, man. 1553 01:03:33,449 --> 01:03:35,147 I don't know you, but I love you, man. 1554 01:03:35,190 --> 01:03:37,497 Let's go. Take this bus to New York! 1555 01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:39,412 - [LAUGHTER] - No. No. 1556 01:03:39,455 --> 01:03:40,587 BUD: Get the fuck out. 1557 01:03:40,630 --> 01:03:42,197 WOMAN: That was the craziest shit ever. 1558 01:03:43,372 --> 01:03:44,678 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING] 1559 01:03:52,294 --> 01:03:53,426 [BLOWING WHISTLE] 1560 01:03:56,733 --> 01:03:58,561 CHRIS: Dude, this is awesome! 1561 01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:01,260 BUD: Wow. 1562 01:04:06,047 --> 01:04:07,266 We made it, man. 1563 01:04:08,615 --> 01:04:11,400 Damn it. I left Maria's business card in the car. 1564 01:04:11,444 --> 01:04:13,228 - Seriously? - Damn it. 1565 01:04:13,272 --> 01:04:15,578 Do you know where the galleries are? 1566 01:04:15,622 --> 01:04:17,754 - Straight that way. - That way? Thank you. 1567 01:04:17,798 --> 01:04:19,626 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris! - Shit. I'm sorry. 1568 01:04:19,669 --> 01:04:22,542 Excuse me, do you know where Maria's gallery is? 1569 01:04:22,585 --> 01:04:23,717 - I have no idea. - CHRIS: Maria Li. 1570 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,588 She's like, half Chinese. 1571 01:04:25,632 --> 01:04:26,546 MAN: I have no idea who that is. 1572 01:04:26,589 --> 01:04:27,764 CHRIS: She's really sweet. 1573 01:04:27,808 --> 01:04:29,766 She stuck up for me in high school. 1574 01:04:29,810 --> 01:04:31,333 She's probably the hottest girl in New York City. 1575 01:04:31,377 --> 01:04:32,378 You gotta know who she is. 1576 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,120 [STAMMERS] I don't really know... 1577 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,121 CHRIS: You're not from here? 1578 01:04:40,038 --> 01:04:42,954 TRINA: I'm about to get these motherfuckers. 1579 01:04:45,608 --> 01:04:46,958 Mmm-mmm. 1580 01:04:55,488 --> 01:04:56,532 BUD: Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1581 01:04:56,576 --> 01:04:58,230 There it is right there. 1582 01:05:01,059 --> 01:05:02,321 That's where your girl at, brother. [LAUGHS] 1583 01:05:02,364 --> 01:05:03,452 CHRIS: I'm freaking out. 1584 01:05:03,496 --> 01:05:05,106 [STAMMERS] I can't feel my throat 1585 01:05:05,150 --> 01:05:06,673 and my hands are disconnected to my body... 1586 01:05:06,716 --> 01:05:09,415 Chris. Chris, hey. Chris, calm down. Calm down. 1587 01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:11,199 Look, you gotta trust yourself, okay, man? 1588 01:05:11,243 --> 01:05:12,679 - [EXHALES SHARPLY] Yeah. Yeah. - You gotta trust yourself. 1589 01:05:12,722 --> 01:05:13,636 What you gonna do? You gonna go in there, 1590 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,724 you gonna be yourself, 1591 01:05:14,768 --> 01:05:16,074 and just talk how you always talk, 1592 01:05:16,117 --> 01:05:17,423 and she's gonna fall in love with you, brother. 1593 01:05:17,466 --> 01:05:18,641 You got this. 1594 01:05:18,685 --> 01:05:19,729 Go get your girl, brother. 1595 01:05:19,773 --> 01:05:21,296 Okay, I got this. Thank you, Bud. 1596 01:05:21,340 --> 01:05:22,341 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 1597 01:05:22,863 --> 01:05:24,778 Believe in yourself. 1598 01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,128 Put some ChapStick on. 1599 01:05:27,172 --> 01:05:29,783 CHRIS: I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. 1600 01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:33,569 Do you have a wristband? 1601 01:05:33,613 --> 01:05:35,658 - No. Uh, wristband? - Yeah. 1602 01:05:35,702 --> 01:05:37,573 Maria just invited me from Florida. 1603 01:05:37,617 --> 01:05:38,835 That's crazy. 1604 01:05:38,879 --> 01:05:40,098 I don't have a wristband on you, 1605 01:05:40,141 --> 01:05:41,186 or I don't have your name. 1606 01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:43,144 - I don't need a wristband. - You do. 1607 01:05:43,188 --> 01:05:44,537 You don't know what I've just been through to get here. 1608 01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:45,712 You can't be stopping me right now. 1609 01:05:46,582 --> 01:05:49,803 You gotta let me in, please. Please. 1610 01:05:49,846 --> 01:05:51,326 - No. Take a walk, sir. - Please let me in, sir. 1611 01:05:51,370 --> 01:05:53,067 No. Take a walk, sir. 1612 01:05:53,111 --> 01:05:54,416 Please let me in. You have to let me in. 1613 01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:55,809 - You're not on my list, sir. - Okay, okay, okay. 1614 01:05:58,725 --> 01:06:01,554 [GRUNTING] Come on. Come on, man! 1615 01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:05,427 I think we got off on the wrong foot. 1616 01:06:05,471 --> 01:06:06,515 I just got $2. 1617 01:06:06,559 --> 01:06:09,170 - Go that way. - And, uh... 1618 01:06:09,214 --> 01:06:10,824 - And I got some Lincolns. - No. Put your money away. 1619 01:06:10,867 --> 01:06:12,782 - Looks like one, two... - Pick up your pennies. 1620 01:06:13,392 --> 01:06:14,697 ...four. 1621 01:06:14,741 --> 01:06:15,872 [CHRIS GRUNTS] 1622 01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:17,526 Chill out. Chill out. Chill out. 1623 01:06:17,570 --> 01:06:18,875 The woman I love is in there. 1624 01:06:18,919 --> 01:06:20,399 - Do you understand? - Okay, but chill out. 1625 01:06:20,442 --> 01:06:21,704 - It's gonna be all right. - Have you ever been in love? 1626 01:06:21,748 --> 01:06:22,879 - Yeah, I am now. - Yeah, so you know 1627 01:06:22,923 --> 01:06:24,229 - what I'm going through. - Okay, but listen. 1628 01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:25,360 That's not the way you do it. 1629 01:06:25,404 --> 01:06:26,361 CHRIS: I sacrificed everything. 1630 01:06:26,405 --> 01:06:27,710 My job, my money. I... 1631 01:06:27,754 --> 01:06:29,582 I gave this guy the last 1632 01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:31,105 - $2.05 I had. - No. 1633 01:06:31,149 --> 01:06:33,238 You need to find another way to talk to that lady. 1634 01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,501 I'm telling you, man, from the bottom of my heart, 1635 01:06:35,544 --> 01:06:37,851 I've been waiting, since I was a kid 1636 01:06:37,894 --> 01:06:39,635 to tell her how I feel. 1637 01:06:39,679 --> 01:06:41,724 So if you've ever been in love, 1638 01:06:41,768 --> 01:06:43,335 you will let me through that door. 1639 01:06:48,122 --> 01:06:48,818 You letting me in? 1640 01:06:50,559 --> 01:06:51,734 Yes! Thank you, man. 1641 01:06:51,778 --> 01:06:54,172 [LAUGHING] Yes! Thank you! 1642 01:06:54,215 --> 01:06:56,870 This is amazing, man. I owe you my life, dude. 1643 01:06:56,913 --> 01:06:58,263 Go inside. 1644 01:06:59,177 --> 01:07:00,178 Wow. 1645 01:07:10,449 --> 01:07:12,407 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1646 01:07:12,451 --> 01:07:13,713 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1647 01:07:16,759 --> 01:07:18,152 MARIA: Hi, you guys. 1648 01:07:18,196 --> 01:07:19,762 We just wanna let you know there's an artist 1649 01:07:19,806 --> 01:07:21,590 that's gonna be speaking at 3:45. 1650 01:07:21,634 --> 01:07:22,809 - Okay. Awesome. - Okay. 1651 01:07:22,852 --> 01:07:23,679 So if you're able to stay until that point, 1652 01:07:23,723 --> 01:07:24,767 that would be so great. 1653 01:07:24,811 --> 01:07:26,247 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1654 01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:29,294 Um, thank you guys so much for coming today. 1655 01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:31,252 This is our second group show. 1656 01:07:31,296 --> 01:07:32,427 Some of these artists sell at auction 1657 01:07:32,471 --> 01:07:34,255 for millions of dollars, 1658 01:07:34,299 --> 01:07:36,779 so we're very excited to have their work here today. 1659 01:07:36,823 --> 01:07:38,868 We really wanna hear what you guys think about 1660 01:07:38,912 --> 01:07:41,349 this particular collection of artists. 1661 01:07:41,393 --> 01:07:45,614 And, of course, Anthony's work which is unbelievable. 1662 01:07:45,658 --> 01:07:47,138 And I don't think you ever show anywhere. 1663 01:07:49,531 --> 01:07:51,794 Okay, some of you guys can't say. You can't speak. 1664 01:07:51,838 --> 01:07:53,709 Because you know some of my work. 1665 01:07:53,753 --> 01:07:55,276 Well, I think it's a... 1666 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,408 - Hi. - CHRIS: Hey. 1667 01:07:56,451 --> 01:07:58,149 - Maria. Sorry. - Oh, my God. 1668 01:07:58,932 --> 01:08:00,455 MARIA: Hi. CHRIS: Hi. 1669 01:08:00,499 --> 01:08:01,848 Hey, Chris. What are you doing here? 1670 01:08:01,891 --> 01:08:03,458 How you doing? I'm sorry. Do you wanna just talk... 1671 01:08:03,502 --> 01:08:04,807 - for a second? Sorry. - Yeah. 1672 01:08:04,851 --> 01:08:06,287 I'm sorry, guys. Anthony is... 1673 01:08:06,331 --> 01:08:07,636 ANTHONY: Okay. 1674 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,812 MARIA: He can tell you all about his experience. 1675 01:08:09,856 --> 01:08:11,205 I'm sorry, I know you're working. 1676 01:08:11,249 --> 01:08:12,293 MARIA: No. Of course. 1677 01:08:12,337 --> 01:08:13,773 This is such a nice surprise. 1678 01:08:14,643 --> 01:08:16,863 Uh... Maria, I, um... 1679 01:08:18,865 --> 01:08:21,998 I don't quite know the words to use right now. 1680 01:08:22,042 --> 01:08:23,304 Uh... [CHUCKLES] 1681 01:08:23,348 --> 01:08:25,480 So I'm just gonna speak from the heart. 1682 01:08:25,524 --> 01:08:27,656 Okay. 1683 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:29,789 Maria, when you walked into my work the other day... 1684 01:08:29,832 --> 01:08:32,008 [STAMMERS] I felt something special. 1685 01:08:32,052 --> 01:08:33,923 And I knew right then and there 1686 01:08:33,967 --> 01:08:36,448 that I would stop at nothing 1687 01:08:36,491 --> 01:08:38,014 to be able to see you again. 1688 01:08:38,058 --> 01:08:40,234 And, uh... 1689 01:08:40,278 --> 01:08:42,845 Trust me, this trip was not easy. 1690 01:08:42,889 --> 01:08:45,021 I went through hell and high water to get here. 1691 01:08:45,065 --> 01:08:47,850 I experienced emotional and physical traumas 1692 01:08:47,894 --> 01:08:50,853 I may never recover from, 1693 01:08:50,897 --> 01:08:53,247 but I would do it a million times over 1694 01:08:53,291 --> 01:08:55,206 just to be able to tell you... 1695 01:08:56,076 --> 01:08:57,817 Oh. Uh... [CHUCKLES] 1696 01:08:57,860 --> 01:09:01,864 Maria Li, I am crazy about you. 1697 01:09:01,908 --> 01:09:05,216 And I want to start a new life with you. 1698 01:09:06,739 --> 01:09:09,655 [CHUCKLES] Oh, Chris. Oh, my God. 1699 01:09:10,395 --> 01:09:11,744 That is... 1700 01:09:12,614 --> 01:09:14,355 - Thank you... - Yeah. 1701 01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:15,226 ...for that. 1702 01:09:16,401 --> 01:09:17,402 But no. 1703 01:09:18,403 --> 01:09:19,578 No. 1704 01:09:20,753 --> 01:09:23,712 That's... That's crazy. 1705 01:09:23,756 --> 01:09:25,584 [MARIA LAUGHS] 1706 01:09:25,627 --> 01:09:29,370 This is just kinda outta left field, and I'm at work. 1707 01:09:29,414 --> 01:09:30,545 Yeah. 1708 01:09:30,589 --> 01:09:32,286 MARIA: We don't really know each other. 1709 01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:36,508 Listen, is it okay if we're just friends? 1710 01:09:36,551 --> 01:09:38,379 - Oh! - MARIA: Um... 1711 01:09:38,423 --> 01:09:39,424 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1712 01:09:40,425 --> 01:09:41,817 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1713 01:09:41,861 --> 01:09:43,863 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 1714 01:09:44,298 --> 01:09:45,517 MAN: It's a cop! 1715 01:09:48,128 --> 01:09:48,911 Oh, my God. 1716 01:09:50,609 --> 01:09:51,914 Motherfucker! 1717 01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:53,351 CHRIS: Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait! 1718 01:09:53,394 --> 01:09:54,526 - You guys stole my Bad Bitch. - CHRIS: Hey, Trina. 1719 01:09:54,569 --> 01:09:55,657 - Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. - Piece of shit! 1720 01:09:55,701 --> 01:09:57,746 [TRINA YELLING] 1721 01:09:57,790 --> 01:09:59,748 - [CRASHING] - CHRIS: Jesus. [SCREAMING] 1722 01:09:59,792 --> 01:10:02,011 - [TRINA GRUNTING] - Stop! Stop! 1723 01:10:02,055 --> 01:10:03,622 - TRINA: I hate you. - [PEOPLE SCREAM] 1724 01:10:03,665 --> 01:10:04,797 CHRIS: Please stop. Please stop. 1725 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,364 TRINA: Gonna fuck you up, you dumb bitch. 1726 01:10:06,407 --> 01:10:07,930 Where you running to? Where you running to, hoe? 1727 01:10:07,974 --> 01:10:08,975 CHRIS: Fuck! 1728 01:10:12,413 --> 01:10:14,415 - [TRINA YELLING] - [CHRIS GRUNTS] 1729 01:10:14,459 --> 01:10:17,331 MARIA: No, no, no way! No, no, no! 1730 01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:18,680 CHRIS: Please! Somebody help me! 1731 01:10:18,724 --> 01:10:20,291 Somebody, help me. 1732 01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:22,597 [SCREAMING] 1733 01:10:22,641 --> 01:10:24,338 MAN: Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop! 1734 01:10:24,382 --> 01:10:26,035 [TRINA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 1735 01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:29,952 TRINA: You lying, skinny hoe! 1736 01:10:29,996 --> 01:10:32,433 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 1737 01:10:32,477 --> 01:10:33,608 Oh, fuck! 1738 01:10:33,652 --> 01:10:35,044 Shit. Shit, shit, shit. 1739 01:10:35,088 --> 01:10:36,481 No. No, no, no. 1740 01:10:36,524 --> 01:10:37,482 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 1741 01:10:39,832 --> 01:10:41,616 Shit, shit, shit. [SCREAMS] 1742 01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:43,575 Shit, shit, shit. 1743 01:10:43,618 --> 01:10:44,619 Oh, fuck! 1744 01:10:44,663 --> 01:10:46,447 No, no, no. No, no. 1745 01:10:46,491 --> 01:10:47,622 - Oh, fuck! - Where's Bud? 1746 01:10:47,666 --> 01:10:49,015 Wait, wait, wait. Trina. 1747 01:10:49,058 --> 01:10:50,973 You destroyed my car, now I'm gonna destroy you. 1748 01:10:51,017 --> 01:10:53,454 [SCREAMING] 1749 01:10:53,498 --> 01:10:56,370 You better tell me where the fuck Bud is. 1750 01:10:58,503 --> 01:10:59,982 [CHRIS SCREAMING] 1751 01:11:00,026 --> 01:11:01,462 TRINA: Shut the fuck up! CHRIS: Oh, my God. 1752 01:11:01,506 --> 01:11:03,812 - Oh, my God. Oh! - [ALL GASP] 1753 01:11:03,856 --> 01:11:06,728 Oh, help! Help! Help! 1754 01:11:06,772 --> 01:11:08,600 - Dead man. - Help! Help! 1755 01:11:08,643 --> 01:11:10,819 - Where the fuck is Bud? - [CHRIS SCREAMS] 1756 01:11:10,863 --> 01:11:12,430 TRINA: What the fuck y'all looking at? 1757 01:11:12,473 --> 01:11:13,692 Mind your goddamn business! 1758 01:11:13,735 --> 01:11:16,347 Oh, my God! Somebody needs to help him. 1759 01:11:20,002 --> 01:11:21,787 MAN: I can't stand under him. 1760 01:11:21,830 --> 01:11:23,658 CHRIS: Please. Talk her outta killing me. 1761 01:11:23,702 --> 01:11:25,007 No! I'm gonna let your bitch-ass go. 1762 01:11:25,051 --> 01:11:26,618 CHRIS: Help me! Please! Somebody! 1763 01:11:26,661 --> 01:11:28,010 Ma'am! Ma'am! Please pull him up. 1764 01:11:28,054 --> 01:11:30,491 - No. I'mma drop his ass. - Help me. 1765 01:11:30,535 --> 01:11:32,841 The cops won't get here in time. 1766 01:11:32,885 --> 01:11:35,017 What the hell you do to her? 1767 01:11:35,061 --> 01:11:37,498 You better scale your ass back up that wall! 1768 01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:38,804 What? 1769 01:11:38,847 --> 01:11:40,501 That nigga ain't worth it. 1770 01:11:40,545 --> 01:11:42,024 Hey, I'm from where you from. I'm from where you from. 1771 01:11:42,068 --> 01:11:43,722 TRINA: No, you ain't from where I'm from! 1772 01:11:43,765 --> 01:11:45,288 - I'm from these streets! - MAN: It ain't worth it, baby. 1773 01:11:45,332 --> 01:11:47,682 If you was from the street, you wouldn't be doing that. 1774 01:11:47,726 --> 01:11:49,162 MAN: I don't know how to talk. CHRIS: Help! Help! 1775 01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,424 People from the street don't hang people from roofs. 1776 01:11:50,468 --> 01:11:51,947 MAN: [ON MEGAPHONE] Hey! 1777 01:11:51,991 --> 01:11:54,863 CHRIS: Can somebody else chime in too and give advice? 1778 01:11:54,907 --> 01:11:56,691 [STAMMERS] Don't let it happen. 1779 01:11:56,735 --> 01:11:59,433 I know you got children. You got family that love you. 1780 01:11:59,477 --> 01:12:01,217 - I ain't got no goddamn kids. - Help! 1781 01:12:01,261 --> 01:12:02,915 You got a family that loves you, though. 1782 01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:05,526 My family don't love me. My family stole my shit. 1783 01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:08,094 There's somebody that loves you. 1784 01:12:08,137 --> 01:12:09,182 You better pray for this nigga, 1785 01:12:09,225 --> 01:12:10,662 because I'm about to drop his ass. 1786 01:12:10,705 --> 01:12:12,490 Lord, help us. Help us right now. 1787 01:12:12,533 --> 01:12:14,100 Lord, help us, please. Jesus, help us. 1788 01:12:14,143 --> 01:12:15,536 CHRIS: No, no, no. 1789 01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:17,016 Don't, baby. Please. 1790 01:12:17,059 --> 01:12:18,234 BUD: Put him down! 1791 01:12:18,278 --> 01:12:20,019 Bud, is that you? 1792 01:12:20,062 --> 01:12:21,542 BUD: Yeah. It's me, friend. 1793 01:12:21,586 --> 01:12:23,718 Trina, you heard me. I said put him down! 1794 01:12:23,762 --> 01:12:25,198 What? What the fuck did you just say to me? 1795 01:12:25,241 --> 01:12:26,460 You heard me. 1796 01:12:26,504 --> 01:12:28,070 CHRIS: Kill me first, Trina. 1797 01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:29,724 Bud's my brother. 1798 01:12:29,768 --> 01:12:32,553 I don't wanna see him die. [GRUNTING] 1799 01:12:32,597 --> 01:12:34,555 Lord Jesus. 1800 01:12:34,599 --> 01:12:35,948 Lord Jesus. 1801 01:12:37,036 --> 01:12:39,125 What? You got some courage today? 1802 01:12:39,168 --> 01:12:41,083 You're looking at a new Bud Malone. 1803 01:12:41,127 --> 01:12:43,216 That's right. This trip made me better! 1804 01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:46,132 Bud Malone ain't scared of shit no more! 1805 01:12:46,828 --> 01:12:48,439 Well, you smell like shit! 1806 01:12:48,961 --> 01:12:50,441 That may be true. 1807 01:12:50,963 --> 01:12:52,486 And for a lot of reasons 1808 01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:54,096 I don't feel like fucking talking about now. 1809 01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:56,795 But God damn it, I'm not scared of you. 1810 01:12:56,838 --> 01:12:58,927 TRINA: Fuck you think you talking to, huh? 1811 01:12:58,971 --> 01:13:00,929 You gonna die today. 1812 01:13:00,973 --> 01:13:02,844 Go and say hi to Grandma, motherfucker. 1813 01:13:02,888 --> 01:13:04,106 I'm gonna live! 1814 01:13:05,543 --> 01:13:07,066 You've bullied me, you've picked on me, 1815 01:13:07,109 --> 01:13:08,371 and I'm done with it. 1816 01:13:08,415 --> 01:13:11,070 You might be saying hi to Grandma and not me. 1817 01:13:11,113 --> 01:13:12,637 - What? - That's right. 1818 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:13,942 You think you gonna fuck me up? 1819 01:13:13,986 --> 01:13:15,117 I'mma try! 1820 01:13:15,161 --> 01:13:16,902 - Really, bitch? - Really! 1821 01:13:16,945 --> 01:13:18,599 - Okay, then. - Okay, then. 1822 01:13:18,643 --> 01:13:19,774 Let's go. 1823 01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:24,910 Give me some, little nigga. I'm so proud of you. 1824 01:13:25,867 --> 01:13:27,652 I'm proud of you. 1825 01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:30,263 You've been acting like a bitch for years! 1826 01:13:30,306 --> 01:13:32,831 You finally stood up for yourself. 1827 01:13:32,874 --> 01:13:34,267 I know that I was hard on you, growing you up. 1828 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,529 You know what I'm saying? 1829 01:13:35,573 --> 01:13:37,836 It was hard for me to grow you. 1830 01:13:37,879 --> 01:13:39,011 But that's only because 1831 01:13:39,054 --> 01:13:40,665 I didn't want you to be no punk, man. 1832 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,101 Look at you. 1833 01:13:42,144 --> 01:13:43,755 It fucking worked. 1834 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:45,844 I guess it did. 1835 01:13:46,584 --> 01:13:47,933 [GASPS] 1836 01:13:47,976 --> 01:13:49,325 - [TRINA CHUCKLES] - Look at me. I'm a tough guy. 1837 01:13:49,369 --> 01:13:50,718 - TRINA: You're a tough guy. - I stood up to you. 1838 01:13:50,762 --> 01:13:52,198 - You know what I mean? - Yeah, you stood up to me. 1839 01:13:52,241 --> 01:13:54,113 - That's crazy. - And I forgive you, man. 1840 01:13:54,156 --> 01:13:55,549 - Thank you. - I forgive you. 1841 01:13:55,593 --> 01:13:56,855 I didn't think you would. You know what I mean? 1842 01:13:56,898 --> 01:13:57,943 - [BOTH LAUGH] - [TRINA GRUNTS] 1843 01:13:59,988 --> 01:14:01,990 What the hell was that for? 1844 01:14:02,034 --> 01:14:03,688 You did steal my car. 1845 01:14:05,037 --> 01:14:06,342 Yeah, that's fair. 1846 01:14:06,386 --> 01:14:07,779 All right, bro. 1847 01:14:07,822 --> 01:14:09,258 I'm proud of you, man. 1848 01:14:09,302 --> 01:14:11,347 I'm real proud of you. 1849 01:14:11,391 --> 01:14:13,306 [LAUGHS] I'll catch you in the wind, nigga. 1850 01:14:16,875 --> 01:14:17,876 I was ready to eat. 1851 01:14:28,930 --> 01:14:30,671 CHRIS: Hey, Maria. 1852 01:14:30,715 --> 01:14:35,850 I realize in hindsight this was all a little crazy. 1853 01:14:35,894 --> 01:14:37,286 And I was bummed out 1854 01:14:37,330 --> 01:14:39,201 because I thought we were soul mates. 1855 01:14:39,245 --> 01:14:42,161 But it turns out that I do have a soul mate. 1856 01:14:42,204 --> 01:14:44,163 My best friend, Bud. 1857 01:14:44,206 --> 01:14:46,382 I mean, the guy saved my life. [CHUCKLES] 1858 01:14:46,426 --> 01:14:47,993 So, anyway, I mulled it over... 1859 01:14:48,036 --> 01:14:50,604 Get the fuck out of here! 1860 01:14:50,648 --> 01:14:52,345 Get out! 1861 01:14:52,388 --> 01:14:56,610 Look at my gallery! Look at what you did! 1862 01:14:56,654 --> 01:14:58,656 - Assholes! - CHRIS: Let's go, let's go. 1863 01:14:58,699 --> 01:15:00,048 - Get the fuck out of here! - Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1864 01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:02,964 - MARIA: Now! - Nice to meet you. 1865 01:15:03,008 --> 01:15:04,400 - Yeah. Okay. - I'm Bud. 1866 01:15:04,444 --> 01:15:05,924 - Get the fuck out! - Shit. All right. 1867 01:15:09,362 --> 01:15:11,016 Oh, God. 1868 01:15:11,059 --> 01:15:12,104 [MARIA SOBBING] 1869 01:15:12,974 --> 01:15:14,672 WOMAN: It's okay. 1870 01:15:14,715 --> 01:15:15,934 Thank you. 1871 01:15:18,110 --> 01:15:19,111 MARIA: Thank you. 1872 01:15:25,247 --> 01:15:27,380 BUD: I wanna thank you for bringing me on this trip. 1873 01:15:27,423 --> 01:15:29,295 Bruh, I'm about to do so much. I'm about to do it big now. 1874 01:15:29,338 --> 01:15:31,645 You know what I mean? I'mma dress better. 1875 01:15:31,689 --> 01:15:33,081 Can't keep wearing these big-ass jeans no more. 1876 01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:35,431 [LAUGHS] Bud, I owe you, man. 1877 01:15:35,475 --> 01:15:38,086 No, honestly, you do so much for me. 1878 01:15:38,130 --> 01:15:39,653 It's time I do something nice for you. 1879 01:15:39,697 --> 01:15:41,263 And I think I figured out a way 1880 01:15:41,307 --> 01:15:42,961 to finally make your dreams come true. 1881 01:15:45,050 --> 01:15:46,355 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1882 01:15:46,399 --> 01:15:48,314 [OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1883 01:16:02,110 --> 01:16:03,895 [WOMAN SINGING OPERA] 1884 01:16:10,771 --> 01:16:11,990 BUD: Wow. 1885 01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:13,774 I can't believe this, man. This is great. 1886 01:16:13,818 --> 01:16:15,297 My dream finally came true. 1887 01:16:15,341 --> 01:16:16,777 Is this gonna work though? 1888 01:16:16,821 --> 01:16:19,127 - I think. So far, so good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1889 01:16:19,171 --> 01:16:20,128 What do I do? Should I just... 1890 01:16:20,172 --> 01:16:21,260 We just gotta have fun. 1891 01:16:21,303 --> 01:16:22,478 - Blend in. - Okay, okay. 1892 01:16:22,522 --> 01:16:23,697 And change your voice a bit if you can. 1893 01:16:23,741 --> 01:16:24,785 - Okay. - Wow, let's do it. 1894 01:16:24,829 --> 01:16:26,091 I'm gonna think white thoughts. 1895 01:16:26,134 --> 01:16:26,961 - Think white thoughts. - Think white thoughts. 1896 01:16:27,005 --> 01:16:28,267 Think white thoughts. 1897 01:16:30,269 --> 01:16:31,705 Hi. 1898 01:16:31,749 --> 01:16:34,795 Uh... I'm going to yoga and golf later. 1899 01:16:34,839 --> 01:16:36,101 Yeah? 1900 01:16:36,144 --> 01:16:40,018 CHRIS: And I'm gonna go see Megyn Kelly, 1901 01:16:40,061 --> 01:16:42,150 uh, do a TED Talklater. 1902 01:16:42,194 --> 01:16:44,762 - Cool. - Great. 1903 01:16:44,805 --> 01:16:47,155 - How you doing? - Good. How are you? 1904 01:16:47,199 --> 01:16:48,722 BUD: I just got my lips done. 1905 01:16:48,766 --> 01:16:49,984 WOMAN: I think you look beautiful tonight. 1906 01:16:50,028 --> 01:16:51,290 BUD: Aw. 1907 01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:53,814 CHRIS: You know if Dow Jones is here? 1908 01:16:53,858 --> 01:16:55,860 Mmm. Ah. 1909 01:16:59,211 --> 01:17:00,473 Let's Lady and the Trampit. 1910 01:17:02,170 --> 01:17:03,694 I'm looking for a sugar daddy. 1911 01:17:05,870 --> 01:17:07,175 Dude, I gotta hand it to you, man. 1912 01:17:07,219 --> 01:17:08,873 White Chicks totally works in real life. 1913 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:11,049 I think we found our third link. 1914 01:17:11,092 --> 01:17:12,877 - I'm Kitty. - BUD AND CHRIS: Kitty? 1915 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,183 - KITTY: Meow-meow. - To Kitty. Meow-meow. 1916 01:17:15,227 --> 01:17:17,229 - Are you a white chick? - [CHUCKLES HESITANTLY] 1917 01:17:17,272 --> 01:17:19,840 [ALL LAUGHING] 1918 01:17:19,884 --> 01:17:21,799 I was penetrated by a gorilla. 1919 01:17:21,842 --> 01:17:23,191 - Oh! - [LAUGHS] 1920 01:17:23,235 --> 01:17:24,845 CHRIS: Isn't this party fun? 1921 01:17:24,889 --> 01:17:26,368 They got all different types of... Fuck! 1922 01:17:26,412 --> 01:17:27,805 What the hell, dude? 1923 01:17:27,848 --> 01:17:29,067 TRINA: Mmm-hmm. 1924 01:17:29,110 --> 01:17:31,069 Trina, is that you? 1925 01:17:31,112 --> 01:17:32,853 - Oh! [LAUGHING] - What up? 1926 01:17:32,897 --> 01:17:34,333 Trina! 1927 01:17:34,376 --> 01:17:35,551 TRINA: You know, since I'm on the run and everything, 1928 01:17:35,595 --> 01:17:37,858 I figured I might as well go with this look. 1929 01:17:37,902 --> 01:17:39,207 And take it down to Mexico, 1930 01:17:39,251 --> 01:17:41,166 and start life all over again as a white man. 1931 01:17:41,209 --> 01:17:42,384 How's it feel so far being a white man? 1932 01:17:42,428 --> 01:17:43,298 Oh, it's cooler than a motherfucker 1933 01:17:43,342 --> 01:17:44,473 being a white man. 1934 01:17:44,517 --> 01:17:46,388 I'm living my best motherfucking life. 1935 01:17:46,432 --> 01:17:47,650 - You know what I'm saying? - BUD: Yeah. 1936 01:17:47,694 --> 01:17:48,695 I got to walk right in this motherfucker, 1937 01:17:48,739 --> 01:17:50,349 didn't nobody stop me from shit. 1938 01:17:50,392 --> 01:17:51,567 Let me grab your pussy. 1939 01:17:51,611 --> 01:17:53,395 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1940 01:17:53,439 --> 01:17:54,570 I mean, I'm sick of this 1941 01:17:54,614 --> 01:17:56,050 boring-ass ballroom dancing bullshit. 1942 01:17:56,094 --> 01:17:57,922 - I'll be back. - Okay. 1943 01:17:57,965 --> 01:17:59,271 Anybody tell you you look like a turtle? 1944 01:18:00,402 --> 01:18:01,403 Whatever. 1945 01:18:06,234 --> 01:18:08,062 Hey, I need you to leave. 1946 01:18:08,106 --> 01:18:10,238 I need you to get the fuck outta here! 1947 01:18:10,282 --> 01:18:12,066 Cut this music off. 1948 01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:13,589 - [MUSIC STOPS] - Go! 1949 01:18:13,633 --> 01:18:16,810 I said get the fuck off the stage! 1950 01:18:16,854 --> 01:18:18,420 This is my party. All right, come on, bitches. 1951 01:18:18,464 --> 01:18:20,814 - Let's do this! - [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 1952 01:18:20,858 --> 01:18:23,556 Oh, shit. We gotta do it, man. 1953 01:18:25,863 --> 01:18:27,212 BUD: [OVER SPEAKERS] I hope you motherfuckers ready. 1954 01:18:28,953 --> 01:18:30,432 [SIGNING ALONG] Y'all gonna Make me lose my mind 1955 01:18:30,476 --> 01:18:32,913 Up in here, up in here 1956 01:18:32,957 --> 01:18:37,918 Y'all gonna make me go all out Up in here, up in here 1957 01:18:37,962 --> 01:18:42,444 Y'all gonna make me act a fool Up in here, up in here 1958 01:18:42,488 --> 01:18:44,838 Y'all gonna make me Lose my cool 1959 01:18:44,882 --> 01:18:46,405 Up in here, up in here 1960 01:18:46,448 --> 01:18:49,408 Go, go, go, go, go. 1961 01:18:49,451 --> 01:18:51,453 [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING] 1962 01:18:56,371 --> 01:18:58,939 Here we go, nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga 1963 01:18:58,983 --> 01:19:01,594 Fuck that nigga Suck my dick, nigga 1964 01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:07,165 Nigga 1965 01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:13,519 MAN: Get off me. 1966 01:19:15,347 --> 01:19:17,871 BUD: Motherfuckers! Yeah! 1967 01:19:17,915 --> 01:19:19,525 Whoo! We did it! 1968 01:19:22,702 --> 01:19:25,661 Yo, that shit was disgusting, but we got it all on camera. 1969 01:19:25,705 --> 01:19:27,228 [ALL CHEERING] 1970 01:19:27,272 --> 01:19:29,274 Are you fucking kidding me? 1971 01:19:29,317 --> 01:19:32,190 I thought I needed to help somebody. 1972 01:19:32,233 --> 01:19:34,627 You see that box right there? There's a camera guy in there. 1973 01:19:34,670 --> 01:19:36,934 Yeah, but your throw up is nasty, man. 1974 01:19:36,977 --> 01:19:37,978 Yeah, it's gross. 1975 01:19:38,022 --> 01:19:39,937 Hey, Adam, wave to the people, Adam. 1976 01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:41,025 Wave to them. Say hi. 1977 01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,940 [ALL LAUGHING] 1978 01:19:42,983 --> 01:19:45,377 - MAN: Hell yeah! - Oh, my God! 1979 01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:46,987 You guys know you're wrong for that, seriously. 1980 01:19:47,031 --> 01:19:48,162 WOMAN: Lord have mercy. 1981 01:19:48,206 --> 01:19:50,643 Man! Y'all is playing. This the worst. 1982 01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:51,992 - MAN: Give him that moment. - [LAUGHS] 1983 01:19:52,036 --> 01:19:53,037 Hold that for me. 1984 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:54,168 There's a camera right there. 1985 01:19:54,212 --> 01:19:57,171 Oh, my God. I still don't see it. 1986 01:19:57,215 --> 01:19:58,912 Clap it shut. Watch your fingers. Slam it. 1987 01:19:58,956 --> 01:20:01,045 What did you think was up with the vacuum? 1988 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,656 I was like, "Oh, shit." [LAUGHING] 1989 01:20:03,699 --> 01:20:05,527 - Here's your... - I got pranked. 1990 01:20:05,571 --> 01:20:06,702 Oh, God. 1991 01:20:06,746 --> 01:20:07,965 JEFF TREMAINE: Scalpel. 1992 01:20:08,008 --> 01:20:10,010 Oh, how many fingers can you fit in there? 1993 01:20:10,054 --> 01:20:11,185 I think we gotta go in the hole. 1994 01:20:11,229 --> 01:20:12,404 Get the fuck out. 1995 01:20:12,447 --> 01:20:14,406 No, no. You gotta knot it up and put it in. 1996 01:20:14,449 --> 01:20:16,277 I trust you back there. I do not trust him back there. 1997 01:20:16,321 --> 01:20:19,324 Sorry, man. Shit. 1998 01:20:19,367 --> 01:20:21,369 Five-second rule, right? 1999 01:20:21,413 --> 01:20:23,371 What if I drive like this? 2000 01:20:23,415 --> 01:20:24,677 [LAUGHING] 2001 01:20:26,418 --> 01:20:28,246 [CREW LAUGHING] 2002 01:20:28,289 --> 01:20:30,944 ERIC ANDREÉ: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 2003 01:20:30,988 --> 01:20:31,989 And action. 2004 01:20:32,990 --> 01:20:35,035 Oh! What the fuck? 2005 01:20:35,079 --> 01:20:36,080 Who are you? 2006 01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:37,603 I'm a plumber. 2007 01:20:37,646 --> 01:20:39,997 That was amazing. He's like, "I'm a plumber." [LAUGHS] 2008 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:44,001 - [YELLS] - Oh, shit! 2009 01:20:44,044 --> 01:20:46,090 - ANDREÉ: Who are you? - What the fuck? 2010 01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,221 What time is it? 2011 01:20:47,265 --> 01:20:48,570 - Yo. - What time is it? 2012 01:20:53,445 --> 01:20:54,663 - What the hell? - ANDREÉ: What? 2013 01:20:54,707 --> 01:20:56,013 I need my clothes. I'm late for work. 2014 01:20:56,056 --> 01:20:57,188 Excuse me. Excuse me. 2015 01:20:57,231 --> 01:20:59,320 What the fuck is going on right now? 2016 01:20:59,364 --> 01:21:00,495 Hey. 2017 01:21:00,539 --> 01:21:02,367 [ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 2018 01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:10,549 Stop! Stop! 2019 01:21:10,592 --> 01:21:12,116 All right, Eric, let's set test the rig. 2020 01:21:13,117 --> 01:21:14,379 MAN: Squeeze it. 2021 01:21:14,422 --> 01:21:16,207 ANDREÉ: And the safe word is "popcorn", right? 2022 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:17,338 If somebody attacks me? 2023 01:21:17,382 --> 01:21:19,732 Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom? 2024 01:21:19,775 --> 01:21:22,430 [FARTS] Oh, God. 2025 01:21:22,474 --> 01:21:23,997 I thought that was the urinal. 2026 01:21:24,041 --> 01:21:25,390 I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. 2027 01:21:25,433 --> 01:21:26,565 I don't care where you piss, 2028 01:21:26,608 --> 01:21:28,262 but get away from me, okay? 2029 01:21:28,306 --> 01:21:30,090 Because I don't wanna smell your piss. 2030 01:21:30,134 --> 01:21:33,050 ANDREÉ: I'll shower and play pool with you if you want. 2031 01:21:34,138 --> 01:21:35,356 I guess he don't understand. 2032 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,792 No, okay, all right. 2033 01:21:36,836 --> 01:21:39,230 All right, goose bumps or whatever. [CHUCKLES] 2034 01:21:39,273 --> 01:21:40,535 Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. 2035 01:21:40,579 --> 01:21:41,972 [PLAYING FLUTE] 2036 01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,453 [LAUGHTER] 2037 01:21:47,151 --> 01:21:49,283 You've got the coolest beard I've ever seen in my life. 2038 01:21:49,327 --> 01:21:50,371 [LAUGHING] 2039 01:21:50,415 --> 01:21:51,764 You just look like an artist 2040 01:21:51,807 --> 01:21:54,549 that never sells his paintings and I love it. 2041 01:21:54,593 --> 01:21:57,161 You just keep all that art to yourself. 2042 01:21:57,204 --> 01:21:58,553 You don't make a dime, 2043 01:21:58,597 --> 01:22:00,294 your girlfriend left because you don't pay rent. 2044 01:22:00,338 --> 01:22:02,731 'Cause you won't sell any of your pieces. 2045 01:22:02,775 --> 01:22:04,646 That's the beard you got. You look amazing. 2046 01:22:04,690 --> 01:22:06,605 That's so specific. 2047 01:22:06,648 --> 01:22:08,520 Hey. I'm Chris Carey, nice to meet you. 2048 01:22:08,563 --> 01:22:09,782 WOMAN: Hi. CHRIS: Hey. 2049 01:22:09,825 --> 01:22:12,350 A champagne toast to my best friend, Bud. 2050 01:22:12,393 --> 01:22:14,439 - [ALL EXCLAIM] - CHRIS: To the birthday boy. 2051 01:22:14,482 --> 01:22:15,875 BUD: What are you doing, man? 2052 01:22:15,918 --> 01:22:17,529 - Do you guys wanna hit this? - I do not. Thank you. 2053 01:22:17,572 --> 01:22:19,357 - Are you sure? - [BUD AND CHRIS EXCLAIMING] 2054 01:22:22,534 --> 01:22:24,666 You're in a movie! 2055 01:22:25,537 --> 01:22:27,626 [LAUGHING] 2056 01:22:27,669 --> 01:22:29,193 What were you thinking? 2057 01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:31,064 I was thinking somebody was coming after him, 2058 01:22:31,108 --> 01:22:32,544 and they was gonna come after me right away. 2059 01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:34,415 I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide under the table." 2060 01:22:34,459 --> 01:22:35,547 [LAUGHTER] 2061 01:22:37,636 --> 01:22:40,378 I'm just a typical white chick. 2062 01:22:40,421 --> 01:22:42,684 MAN: [ON RADIO] Got the number and the name 2063 01:22:42,728 --> 01:22:43,859 of a honky-tonk bar. 2064 01:22:43,903 --> 01:22:46,297 Shit. You scared the shit outta me, dude. 2065 01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:48,516 KITAO SAKURAI: Make sure it reads as face-fucking. 2066 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:49,691 - [ANDREÉ GROANING] - Yeah. 2067 01:22:49,735 --> 01:22:51,345 And then, Adam, look around to me. 2068 01:22:51,389 --> 01:22:52,520 Like whip your head around. 2069 01:22:52,564 --> 01:22:55,393 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great. - [EXCLAIMING] 2070 01:22:55,436 --> 01:22:57,656 SAKURAI: Right, yeah, you just, like, 2071 01:22:57,699 --> 01:22:59,527 fuck his face while you're making eye contact. 2072 01:22:59,571 --> 01:23:02,356 Like, you're just like, "Who's next." 2073 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:05,229 - [APPLAUSE] - You guys are in a movie. 2074 01:23:07,492 --> 01:23:10,103 - You guys are in a movie. - [LAUGHING] 2075 01:23:10,147 --> 01:23:11,670 I had no idea y'all was shooting a movie. 2076 01:23:12,932 --> 01:23:16,631 I ought to beat your butt. Oh, my God. 2077 01:23:16,675 --> 01:23:18,329 Hey, man, you're a hero. 2078 01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:19,852 Hey, man, I was just trying to make sure everything's... 2079 01:23:19,895 --> 01:23:21,332 You're a goddamn hero. You're a goddamn hero. 2080 01:23:22,637 --> 01:23:23,725 Thanks for doing the movie, buddy. 2081 01:23:23,769 --> 01:23:24,944 They should've probably put, like, 2082 01:23:24,987 --> 01:23:26,728 a towel over this when we ain't filming. 2083 01:23:26,772 --> 01:23:28,382 It's a buddy film. 2084 01:23:28,426 --> 01:23:29,427 ANDREÉ: Thank you. Thank you, folks. 2085 01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:30,558 TIFFANY HADDISH: Hey! 2086 01:23:30,602 --> 01:23:32,125 - Hey, girl! - ANDREÉ: Thank you. 2087 01:23:32,169 --> 01:23:33,561 You are so good. 2088 01:23:33,605 --> 01:23:37,174 - You're an angel. - I didn't know what to do. 2089 01:23:37,217 --> 01:23:38,566 HADDISH: You was doing a good job. 2090 01:23:38,610 --> 01:23:39,828 But y'all just standing there, 2091 01:23:39,872 --> 01:23:41,395 y'all weren't even trying to help or nothing. 2092 01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:42,788 Because y'all scared as hell. 2093 01:23:42,831 --> 01:23:43,702 Y'all just standing there like... 2094 01:23:43,745 --> 01:23:45,269 [LAUGHS] 2095 01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:46,748 - I know. - WOMAN: That ain't right. 2096 01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:48,272 You ain't right. 2097 01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:51,231 You was gonna let me kill this black man. 2098 01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:52,841 I always wanted to talk to her, you know what I... 2099 01:23:52,885 --> 01:23:54,626 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 2100 01:23:54,669 --> 01:23:56,889 Oh, shit! What the fuck? [GRUNTS] 2101 01:23:57,759 --> 01:23:58,760 What the fuck? 2102 01:23:59,718 --> 01:24:00,719 What happened? 2103 01:24:02,286 --> 01:24:04,418 What in the fuck happened? 2104 01:24:04,462 --> 01:24:06,420 - What did you do? - Okay. You're naked, man. 2105 01:24:06,464 --> 01:24:07,769 Hey, Craig. 2106 01:24:07,813 --> 01:24:09,423 CRAIG: You're selling it, woman. 2107 01:24:09,467 --> 01:24:11,512 You're selling it. 2108 01:24:11,556 --> 01:24:13,775 That is awesome. 2109 01:24:13,819 --> 01:24:15,821 - That blew my mind. - [LAUGHTER] 2110 01:24:17,649 --> 01:24:19,607 MALE CUSTOMER: They've caught us on film. 2111 01:24:20,478 --> 01:24:21,827 MAN: Good job, guys. 2112 01:24:21,870 --> 01:24:24,612 I just saw this girl snatch a door off a cop car. 2113 01:24:24,656 --> 01:24:26,310 [LAUGHS] 2114 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,225 And I was wondering. I was like, "She's strong." 2115 01:24:29,487 --> 01:24:32,446 That's wrong. You better get my good side too. 2116 01:24:32,490 --> 01:24:33,752 ANDREÉ: Did you think I was, like... 2117 01:24:33,795 --> 01:24:35,623 Did you think I was, like, schizophrenic? 2118 01:24:35,667 --> 01:24:37,321 I thought you were fucked up. 2119 01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:38,887 [ALL LAUGH] 2120 01:24:38,931 --> 01:24:39,801 Three... 2121 01:24:43,327 --> 01:24:44,458 Four... 2122 01:24:45,633 --> 01:24:46,852 [LAUGHS] 2123 01:24:47,408 --> 01:24:54,408 Brought to you by TRiNiTY 150275

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