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- Alexa, what's the temperature
in Sacramento?
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- The weather today
in Sacramento is sunny
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with a forecasted high
of 71 degrees.
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- That's my capital city.
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Alexa, play a song
about Sacramento, California.
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- I'm sorry.
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I don't know any songs
about Sacramento, California.
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- Whoa.
Then let's make one up.
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♪ I'm packing for the Sac'
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♪ Sweet Sacramento
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♪ There's no takin' it back
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♪ Do me right, Sacramento
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♪ Ho, yeah
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Alexa, what's the population--
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- Sorry, Arpi.
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I really need to get
my kids' breakfast now.
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- Of course.
Sorry, Alexa.
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I'm just excited
'cause I'm going to--
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- Sacramento.
I know.
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Jeez.
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[bright music]
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♪
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- The parks department
finally cleaned
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the bat guano
off the Hollywood sign
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and returned it
to its original orange color.
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- Sorry I'm late.
- Good morning, Mr. Mayor.
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How was your weekend?
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- Oh, I had a fantastic weekend
with Orly.
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We went to Huntington Gardens
for the honey festival.
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- So nice.
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Okay, uh, where was I?
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- They have this thing
where you get to decorate
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a little tote bag,
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and then you get
to keep the tote bag.
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- Your life is a movie, sir.
- Next item.
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Uh, this is a heat map
of violent crimes and--
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Sir, you're AirPlaying
your phone.
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- I know.
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I wanna show everybody
a picture of the tote bag.
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- Ooh, a bee apartment.
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- Okay, uh, other items
while we wait.
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Deputy Mayor Meskimen
and Mr. Kwapis
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will be driving up
to Sacramento
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to present our
anti-oil-drilling initiative.
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- Los Angeles has over
a thousand drilling sites,
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many within a hundred yards
of schools and homes.
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I was pleasantly shocked
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when Mayor Bremer
agreed with my plan--
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- Oil's dumb.
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We're California.
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We should be leading the way
on this stuff.
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Solar power, wind,
fire power--
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Is that a thing?
'Cause fires we got.
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- If I can convince
the governor
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to prioritize the health
of our communities--
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- Oh, there it is.
[chuckles] Tote bag.
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- Oh, she is majestic.
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- [laughs]
[cell phone ringing]
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Wait, what's happening?
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- I think your daughter's
school is calling.
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- It's a phone call, sir.
- Oh, yeah. Hello.
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- You have to turn your phone
off AirPlay, sir.
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- No, the screen
is the phone now.
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Hello. Mayor Bremer here.
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- Hello?
Can you hear the mayor?
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- Suspended?
That doesn't sound like Orly.
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All right.
I'll be right there.
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- Sir?
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Sir, quick question.
- Not now, Jayden.
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- I'm scared to be in a car
with Ms. Meskimen.
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- You'll be fine.
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- But the trip
is six hours, sir,
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and I don't know
what we're gonna talk about.
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- Jayden, how am I the one
you're asking about this?
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- You're the only one
I can walk as fast as.
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- Ask her questions
about herself.
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People love
talking about themselves.
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- Great.
What kind of questions?
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- I don't know--
uh, icebreakers,
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conversation starters.
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You know, Google it,
for crying out loud.
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- Will do.
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And somebody turned on
the long legs.
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[panting]
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- Here at Gregory,
we take online behavior
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as seriously
as we do sock height.
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And it seems Orly
is part of a group
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that was using social media
to bully a teacher.
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- Can children bully adults?
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'Cause in my day,
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teachers could hit us
with a closed fist.
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[foot thumps]
Ow.
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- Allow me to read a few
of the offending comments.
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"Ms. Adams is like if the water
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at the top of a yogurt
were a person."
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"Ms. Adams took a DNA test.
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Turns out,
she's 100% russet potato."
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- [laughs]
Like the song.
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No, of course.
That's--that is terrible.
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- But my posts
are all defending Ms. Adams.
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Guys, stop.
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I think it's feminist
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that she dances alone
at our formals.
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You're wrong.
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It's so brave that she brought
her gerbils on Family Day.
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If Ms. Adams were a man,
society would praise her
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for having
a front bulge in her pants.
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- That's enough, Orly.
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- Sorry, Ms. Adams.
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- You're Ms. Adams?
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Is what I tell people,
'cause I know that.
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Look, Ms. Adams,
Orly was just being kind.
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Don't you think the other girls
are to blame here?
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- Fair enough.
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Orly, you are not suspended.
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- [sighs] Thank you, Ms. Adams.
- Oh.
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Yes, thank you, Ms. Adams,
and can I just say,
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I love what you're doing
with the white stripe.
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- Don't.
- Oh, yes.
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I was touched by a ghost.
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- Yup.
Well, um, goodbye.
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I knew I didn't have
to worry about you.
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You're a good kid.
Proud of you.
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- Since I'm such a good kid,
can I have money
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to go to the movies
with Ceviche later?
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- [chuckles]
What are you guys seeing?
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- "Stab Massacre 2."
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- "Stab Massacre 2"?
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No way.
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Scary movies
give you nightmares.
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You remember when the guy
in front of you on the plane
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was watching "It"
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and then we had to cancel
your birthday party?
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Come on.
- Okay, fine.
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But I'm keeping the hundo.
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[smooches]
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- Just like her mother.
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♪
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- Sorry I don't have a radio.
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It got stolen by the guys
that live in my car at night.
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- It's fine.
I got a lot on my mind.
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♪
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- So I'm making coffee.
Would you like some?
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- What's that now?
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- I mean, um,
what is your dream day?
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- Honestly?
This.
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Taking an important issue
to the governor,
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serving my constituency.
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Now, normally, the deputy mayor
would not be dispatched
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to do a job this big,
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so either the mayor
does not know this,
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or else he's giving me rope
to hang myself.
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Tomorrow will either
be the greatest
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or worst day of my life.
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- What's your favorite
salty food?
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- Bran flakes.
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They have more sodium
than you think.
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- What do you value most
in a friendship?
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- Mutual respect,
sacrifice,
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similar milk preferences.
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- Wow, you gave
all your answers so fast.
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- I think it's important
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to know your stance
on everything.
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- Well, I got the best kid
in all of Los Angeles.
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- That's great, sir.
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We have a budget meeting
in two minutes.
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- A bunch of girls were
making fun of a potato teacher
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on Instagram media,
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but Orly was saying
nice things in her postings.
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- Huh,
I follow Orly on Instagram,
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and she hasn't posted anything
about any teachers.
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- Really?
- Mm.
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- Sir, did you happen to catch
the screen name on her post?
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By the circle, sir.
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- Uh, something with a P.
I don't--
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- Mm, the account she gave me
is OrlyBGrammin.
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- [gasps] She has a Finsta.
- What's a Finsta?
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- Um, it's just an account
that kids make
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under a fake name
so they can post silly things
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they don't want
their parents to see.
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- I wanna see it.
Tell her to let me see it.
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- Uh, bad idea, sir.
A little separation is healthy.
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- Orly and I
don't have secrets.
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I read her the American Girl
Doll puberty book.
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It was so gross, but I did it.
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When she told me
her celebrity crush,
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I stood with her
in the front row
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of a Shawn Mendes concert.
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Everyone thought
I was a pedophile.
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- I know, but we really have
to figure out this budget, sir.
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Apparently,
the city's Discover card
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has hit its limit,
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and some bitch is calling,
like, every day.
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- Uh...
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- Don't listen to her,
Mr. Mayor.
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Finstas ruin lives.
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My sister's cousin
had a Finsta,
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and pictures of her
in her bra
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got turned into a devastating
meme about sadness.
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- How's your sister's cousin
not also your cousin?
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- Sir, you're missing
the point.
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You need to know
what Orly's posting
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before she embarrasses
the city.
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[sly music]
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- So true.
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For the city.
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♪
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- If you want me to hack
your daughter's Finsta,
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say nothing and just be,
like, so tall and leave.
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♪
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.
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- If you could have
a dinner party
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with anyone, living or dead--
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- Eleanor Roosevelt,
her girlfriend, Lorena Hickok,
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and Wayne Brady,
'cause he just cracks me up.
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- [chuckles]
What is your fondest memory?
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- Seeing a bachelorette party
fall off a haunted hayride.
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- What's your greatest fear?
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- Holes,
clusters of holes.
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- What?
- It's called trypophobia.
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Basically, when I see
a cut-open pomegranate
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or an empty "Connect 4" grid,
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to my mind, it looks
like diseased flesh.
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I almost fainted today when
Neil showed that...honeycomb.
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[harp glissando]
- Ooh, a bee apartment.
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[tense music]
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- I was feeling so good
till then.
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You think Bremer did that
to mess with me?
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He could have access
to my psychological evaluation.
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- What? No.
Are you crazy?
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Showed you a bunch of holes?
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Just a bunch
of close-together holes?
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- Talk about something else.
- Okay, um...
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would you like to make
eye contact for four minutes?
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- Sure.
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- You're starting to drift
into the oncoming lane.
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- Yup.
[horn blares]
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[sly music]
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♪
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- I told Mikaela
I had to step out
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to take an important call.
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What?
My handyman is dead?
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How's it going?
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- Okay, so I cross-referenced
Orly's public profile
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with her friends
and who they follow,
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then narrowed it down
to just the privates:
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@MzAdamsIzGross,
@SpudHag--
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- @PearlSquirrel05.
That's Orly.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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Her middle name is Pearl,
she was born in 2005,
252
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:03,151
and her Harry Potter animal
is a squirrel.
253
00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,719
Man, I feel like an NCIS.
- Great.
254
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,590
Okay, so our next step
is to make our own fake account
255
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,113
so that we can get in
with these girls.
256
00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:10,898
What should our name be?
- Nancy.
257
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,464
- No one under 60
is named Nancy.
258
00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,728
- Aisha.
- Stay in your lane, sir.
259
00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,381
- Caswell.
Renness.
260
00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:19,123
I'm not a writer.
Uh, Kyla. No, Kylus.
261
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,604
- Great.
So Emma.
262
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,607
Let's do this.
263
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:29,873
♪
264
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,006
[camera shutter clicks]
265
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:36,967
♪
266
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,622
Oh, I am taking a picture
of you.
267
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:46,150
♪
268
00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,108
[camera shutter clicks]
269
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,284
♪
270
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,113
- My God, it looks like legs.
271
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,636
I don't know
what's real anymore.
272
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,856
Is "Sports Illustrated"
Swimsuit Edition
273
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,901
just toilet hot dogs?
274
00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:02,036
- So now Emma DMs
@PearlSquirrel05,
275
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,515
and we wait.
276
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:06,214
- My world is upside down,
277
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:10,218
and honestly, it's thrilling.
278
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,176
- And here's your key, ma'am.
279
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,354
- Jayden, thank you for
your conversation in the car.
280
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,835
You really distracted me
from my nerves about tomorrow.
281
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,663
- You are super welky.
282
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,057
It was a pleasure
breaking ice with you.
283
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,015
- Bye.
284
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,147
- Hey.
285
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,148
You wanna meet up
in a little bit,
286
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,410
maybe get some dinner
287
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,194
and take
the "Lady Bird" walking tour?
288
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,674
- As long as it's not as scary
as the movie.
289
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,635
Wow. [chuckles]
290
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,593
You're not gonna believe it,
but just this morning,
291
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,377
that lady and I
barely knew each other.
292
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,727
But now I know that
her biggest regret in life
293
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,163
is that she
accidentally clapped
294
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,860
when the "Challenger" exploded.
295
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,949
And it's all because of
these icebreakers I downloaded.
296
00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,342
- Where'd you get 'em?
297
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,213
I'm always looking for new ways
to seem normal.
298
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,562
- Mm, I just searched
"icebreakers,"
299
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,695
and I found 78Questions.com.
300
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,654
"The 78 questions
you ask someone
301
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,177
when you want to fall in love."
302
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,005
[laughs]
Oh, no.
303
00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,789
Oh, boy.
304
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,399
[knock at door]
305
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,793
- Hey, hey!
You ready to hit the Sac'?
306
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,708
- Okay.
We need to talk.
307
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,842
I know that it got heavy
in the car,
308
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,409
but, ma'am,
don't fall in love with me.
309
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,150
- What?
- I just found out
310
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,108
that those questions
were designed
311
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,500
to make people fall in love,
312
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,502
and when you shared with me
that your ideal man
313
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:20,462
was '80s James Brolin,
frankly, I got worried.
314
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,811
- We are not in love,
Mr. Kwapis.
315
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,030
And you, sir,
316
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,640
are no "Amityville Horror"
James Brolin.
317
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,251
- Technically, that's '79,
but whatever.
318
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,644
Cool.
319
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,298
It's just that I think
that we are better off
320
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,126
as really good friends.
321
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,301
- We are not even friends.
322
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,650
Friends have a shorthand.
323
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,565
Friends make sacrifices
for each other
324
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,001
and have a deep understanding.
325
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,394
I don't think
we're understanding each other
326
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,917
at all in this moment, do you?
327
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,179
- I mean, sure, I could eat.
328
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:45,139
.
329
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,444
- Sir, we're in.
330
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,229
Orly accepted Emma's request.
331
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,013
- What are you finding?
Vapes?
332
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,319
Tattoos?
333
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,973
- It's actually
mostly just selfies.
334
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,844
What I'm looking for is
red-flag slang in the captions.
335
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,628
So "smash" means hooking up.
336
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:57,934
"Dexing" is abusing
cough syrup.
337
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,109
"GOW" is "gay on the weekends."
338
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,068
Seven 8s in a row
is a human centipede.
339
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,070
- No, what--what's boron?
Is that a drug?
340
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,116
She says she's finally done
with this boron nightmare.
341
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,683
- I think she's just bragging
about finishing
342
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,945
her chemistry project early.
343
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,339
- What's "TFW"?
- "That feeling when."
344
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:14,516
- That feeling when your dad
drags you to Huntington Gardens
345
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,170
for the millionth time.
346
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,259
But why is it a picture of a
sloth giving the middle finger?
347
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,174
She loves it
when I take her there.
348
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,698
- Mr. Mayor, I'm sorry
about your handyman, but--
349
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,134
Wait.
350
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,049
Why did you slam your laptop
shut when I came in?
351
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,007
- What?
We're studying.
352
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,096
- Are you on Instagram?
353
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,098
- Tommy felt it was important
to access
354
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,709
Orly's private account
for security reasons.
355
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,191
- So we are Emma,
a junior at Marlborough.
356
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,802
We do orchestra.
We're confident but not cocky.
357
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,457
- You helped the mayor
create a fake account
358
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,372
impersonating a teenage girl?
359
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,330
Where did you get
this profile picture?
360
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,942
- We Googled "cute high school
field hockey blonde."
361
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,987
- From government servers?
362
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,206
- Well, when you say it
like that...
363
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,121
Also, do you know
what "squat" means now?
364
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,644
Because tangerine seltzer
squats,
365
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,820
but also somehow, HPV squats.
366
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,648
- Look, this is all my fault.
367
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,128
Orly's just acting out
368
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,957
because I uprooted her life
with this mayor thing.
369
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,828
I'm working crazy hours.
370
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,004
I forced her to move
into an old house
371
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,877
that's outside
SUGARFISH's delivery zone.
372
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,751
I just need to reconnect...
on her level.
373
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,887
And Emma showed me
how to do that.
374
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:24,673
I am going to go home and have
dinner with her tonight.
375
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,631
- Uh--
376
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,459
- I'll be back later.
- [sighs]
377
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,939
Great work today, Tommy.
378
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,159
How's that decision memo
on SROs coming?
379
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,334
- [sighs]
380
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,857
I don't wanna go back
to being Tommy.
381
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,946
Emma gets to go
to a Glossier pop-up tonight
382
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,730
even though
there's school tomorrow.
383
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,732
- [sighs]
[door slams]
384
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,212
[light jazz music]
385
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,085
- So what's Gucci, fam?
[chuckles]
386
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:48,566
Any VSCO girls
stress you about cheddar?
387
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:51,569
- What?
No.
388
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,701
- Perf.
389
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,703
- Dad, don't say "perf."
390
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,836
- Mmm.
TFW.
391
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,534
That feeling
when these tacos squat.
392
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,578
You up?
393
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,058
- Dad, are you okay?
394
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,581
What's your middle name?
395
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,974
What year do you think this is?
396
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,584
- I'm mad fine.
397
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,109
- That just means
you're handsome.
398
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,937
- Well, I am handsome.
399
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,156
♪
400
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,506
Who you texting?
- No one.
401
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:19,771
♪
402
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,252
- Look, salt bae,
403
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,907
I know I haven't been around
as much as you're used to.
404
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,866
#MayorLife.
405
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,215
♪
406
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,608
But you can always
tell me anything.
407
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,088
- I know.
408
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,395
- I just don't want us
to lose our connection.
409
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,267
We're not basic.
We don't have secrets IRL.
410
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,530
You know,
name a more iconic duo.
411
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,662
I'll wait.
412
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,272
- Okay, Dad,
stop talking like that.
413
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,752
- Okay.
414
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:47,103
♪
415
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,192
Wanna watch TV
together later?
416
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,802
"Cake Boss" and chill at 10:00?
417
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,717
- "And chill" means sex.
418
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:55,198
both: Ew.
- And I can't tonight.
419
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,809
Ceviche's coming over to finish
our chemistry project.
420
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,856
We're making a papier-mâché
of the element boron,
421
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,902
so it's gonna take forever.
422
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,773
- Okay.
423
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,644
She lied to me.
424
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,125
My baby lied to me.
425
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:12,433
We know she already finished
that science project.
426
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,521
Where's Mikaela?
427
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,480
Has anyone seen
my chief of staff?
428
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,308
- She went home
because of violent cramps.
429
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,223
She said you would not ask
a follow-up.
430
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,965
- She is correct.
Refresh, refresh.
431
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,358
- No new posts since yesterday.
432
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,273
- I don't get it.
We were connecting.
433
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:29,189
I was being cool AF--
cool as Fonzie--
434
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,104
and she lied to my face.
[cell phone buzzes]
435
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,975
- Orly just DM'd Emma.
436
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,629
- "Mayor working late.
437
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,457
Gorge Borge at Getty House."
438
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,937
What the hell's
a Gorge Borge?
439
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,112
- According
to Urban Dictionary,
440
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,591
Gorge Borge, noun,
441
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:44,595
originated in Amsterdam
during the 2017 blackout.
442
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,380
- Dan, car!
443
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,903
- It gets grosser!
444
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:49,557
.
445
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,037
- Nobody move!
446
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,125
I read about
what's happening here.
447
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,474
I'm coming in.
448
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,518
I'm gonna need everyone
to put your pants on
449
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,129
and take the bread
out of the water
450
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,739
and stop the Gorge Borge.
451
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,828
- Hey, guys.
Emma's here.
452
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,831
Oh, my God.
You look so cute.
453
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,137
- Mikaela?
454
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,835
Oh, please tell me
you're not the Gorgemeister.
455
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,490
- Sir, a Gorge Borge
is very not a thing.
456
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,318
- Ugh, Urban Dictionary
is crowdsourced, sir.
457
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,493
I should have cross-checked it
458
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:13,798
with the comment section
on YouTube.
459
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,018
- Well, what's happening
here, then? Wh--
460
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,933
- Before you get mad,
this was not my idea.
461
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,891
Orly DM'd me earlier
because she was concerned
462
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:23,025
you were having a stroke,
so I told her the truth
463
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,548
that Emma is hot dogs.
464
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,420
- Dad, you need to stop
spying on me.
465
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,856
- You need to stop lying to me.
466
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,858
- I lied about
the science project
467
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:33,427
because Ceviche and I wanted
to see "Stab Massacre 2."
468
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,602
- I think I made it
pretty clear
469
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,995
I didn't want you doing that.
470
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,431
And by the way,
471
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,042
if you don't like making
the tote bags, just tell me.
472
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,523
- I don't like
making the tote bags.
473
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,003
- Fine.
I'll take Emma.
474
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,048
- [scoffs]
I can't wait to grow up
475
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,051
and move, like,
24,000 miles away from you.
476
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,226
- Oh, you mean all the way
477
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,533
around the Earth
and then right back here?
478
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,317
It'll be nice to have you
so close.
479
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:55,492
[door slams]
480
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,501
- Did Mayor Bremer
send you here to sabotage me?
481
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,242
Does he secretly hate
the oil plan?
482
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,635
- What?
No.
483
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,202
How could he know
we were gonna fall in love?
484
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,594
- Oh, good Lord.
485
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,381
It's 10:00 in the morning,
Kwapis.
486
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,035
- Breakups are emotional, okay?
487
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,558
You do not get to tell me
what to do.
488
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,039
We're not together!
489
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:23,259
[light music]
490
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,088
- Sorry for my tone last night.
491
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,655
You're getting older.
492
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,874
If you wanna go to the movie,
go to the movie.
493
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,746
But pay with your own money.
494
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,922
- Fine.
I will.
495
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,794
- Although paying with
your money is still my money
496
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,274
'cause you don't have a job.
497
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,710
- I can make my own money.
498
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,669
Ceviche knows a guy
who likes to buy
499
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,802
used girls' flip-flops
on the dark web.
500
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,805
- Cool.
501
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,156
Thanks for telling me that.
502
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,940
- The governor has
several events this morning,
503
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,463
so he's running
a little behind.
504
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,117
- Okay.
I understand.
505
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,814
We often have the--
506
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,817
[dramatic music]
- Oh, sorry.
507
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,863
We have a photo op
with some kids later.
508
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,473
They made the state's
largest blueberry pancake
509
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,475
to celebrate
California agriculture.
510
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,781
They've got over
a thousand blueberries
511
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,130
clustered in there.
512
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,131
- [meekly] Holes.
513
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,959
♪
514
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,134
So many holes.
515
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,701
- Okay, great.
The governor's walking.
516
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,529
I'll have him here
in less than a minute.
517
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,618
- Please.
518
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,663
The holes.
519
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:20,925
♪
520
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,536
- Banana.
521
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,842
♪
522
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,670
Hurry.
523
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,281
He's coming.
524
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:34,765
♪
525
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,463
- I know what I have to do.
526
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,639
♪
527
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,598
[light triumphant music]
528
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:48,779
♪
529
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,436
- You're disgusting.
530
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,525
♪
531
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:58,093
Thank you.
532
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,269
- And done.
533
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,836
- Right this way, Mr. Governor.
534
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,664
- Mr. Governor,
Arpilene Meskimen,
535
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,405
deputy mayor of Los Angeles.
536
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,668
Let's talk about oil.
537
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,192
- What the hell happened
to the big pancake?
538
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,454
- What big pancake?
539
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,673
- The big pancake.
540
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,588
- You sound crazy.
541
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,372
♪
542
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,026
[knock at door]
543
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,636
We are back
from the Sac', sir.
544
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,421
- Couldn't have gone better,
Mr. Mayor.
545
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,813
The governor has asked me
to lead
546
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,293
a blue-ribbon task force
547
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,730
to assess the supportability
of the initiative.
548
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,516
- Oh, okay.
And that's good?
549
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:30,952
- It was the best day
of my life, sir.
550
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:33,650
And Mr. Kwapis proved
to be indispensable,
551
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,870
a real friend to democracy.
552
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,176
- And then we went
to a train museum.
553
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,742
- And the thrift store
from "Lady Bird."
554
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,570
- I bought a used bathing suit.
555
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,442
- Are you guys close
to your parents?
556
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,878
- Careful, Mr. Mayor.
557
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,315
Questions like that
will make us all fall in love.
558
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:49,449
[laughter]
559
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,450
both: Psht!
560
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,755
[laughter]
561
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,496
- Oh, it's from earlier.
562
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,238
♪
563
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,632
- You know,
I can't light it on fire...
564
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,547
- Oh, they'll never get that
on the truck.
565
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,592
- Hey.
566
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,551
- Hey.
567
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,857
How was "Stab Massacre 2"?
568
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,903
- Um, it was pretty good.
569
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,687
I mean,
I kinda saw the twist coming.
570
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,907
Like, obviously, the people
in the cage were gonna turn out
571
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,778
to be the bodies
of the original sisters
572
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,737
with new faces sewn on...
573
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,434
'cause it's based
on "Little Women."
574
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,914
- Yeah.
Obviously.
575
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,395
All right, off to bed.
576
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,527
School night.
577
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,789
- Actually, do you think
I could watch
578
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,704
"Cake Boss" with you?
579
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,533
I kinda need a palate cleanser.
580
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,100
- So you don't have nightmares?
581
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,451
Yeah.
Come here.
582
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,585
♪
583
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,108
[sighs]
584
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,979
- Thanks for letting me
go to the movie tonight.
585
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:44,199
- Yeah.
[indistinct chatter over TV]
586
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,766
- They'll never get that cake
on the truck.
587
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,115
- Oh, come on.
588
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,812
They always get it on the truck
at the end.
589
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:51,293
- We're gonna actually light
the cake on fire but not here.
590
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,034
- If you could have
a dinner party with anyone,
591
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,123
living or dead--
- Batman and Batman's parents,
592
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,386
just because I feel like Batman
would really appreciate that.
593
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,780
- If a crystal ball could tell
you the truth about anything,
594
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,172
what would you wanna know?
595
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,696
- Where do teachers go
during the summer?
596
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,001
- What's your death row meal?
597
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,916
- Depends what I did.
- Your house is on fire.
598
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,831
If you could only bring
one thing out of it,
599
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,964
what would it be?
- Trick question.
600
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,271
The fire.
Problem solved.
601
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,274
- Tell your life story
in ten words or less.
602
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,929
- "'We hate this one,'
said the orphanage,
603
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:22,368
so Jayden's parents"--oh.
604
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,284
- Good night, everybody.
- Good night.
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