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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:01:13,315 --> 00:01:14,650 Hello? 3 00:01:14,817 --> 00:01:16,652 Bonsoir, Monsieur Clements? 4 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,532 English. Please, English. 5 00:01:21,699 --> 00:01:25,786 Mr. Clements, we have just received word from Los Angeles. 6 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:28,414 There has been an automobile accident. 7 00:01:28,581 --> 00:01:32,167 Mrs. Clements is dead. 8 00:01:39,884 --> 00:01:43,053 2x17 "FUNERAL FOR A DOOR NAIL" Subtitles subXpacio 9 00:03:56,186 --> 00:03:58,272 ADULT BOOKS AND MOVIE ARCADE 10 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:21,605 You're supposed to talk to me. 11 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:30,155 Who is it you want killed? 12 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,076 Me. 13 00:05:36,871 --> 00:05:39,123 What's the matter? You sick or something? 14 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,586 Yes, I'm sick. 15 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,923 Did you bring the money? 16 00:06:03,606 --> 00:06:05,399 Listen... 17 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:07,818 ...today is Tuesday. 18 00:06:08,027 --> 00:06:11,447 I need some time to get my affairs in order. 19 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:15,534 - I'd like it not to happen until Friday. - I'll tell him. 20 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:19,455 And I don't care where, I don't care when. 21 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:24,251 In fact, I don't even wanna know. I just need until Friday. 22 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,086 I'll tell him. 23 00:07:06,585 --> 00:07:09,964 Trust me, everything about this litigation is pro forma. 24 00:07:10,881 --> 00:07:13,175 - Roger? - Allen. 25 00:07:13,384 --> 00:07:16,720 Jill is just trying to find the file with your will in it. 26 00:07:16,929 --> 00:07:19,598 - Just a few minutes. - Fine, thank you. 27 00:07:37,032 --> 00:07:38,075 Hey! 28 00:07:41,078 --> 00:07:42,538 Hey! 29 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,000 Hey! 30 00:07:56,218 --> 00:07:58,095 Roger, what's wrong? 31 00:08:57,529 --> 00:08:59,823 Blue Moon Investigations. Are you being watched? 32 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:02,993 Are you being bugged? Give us a call and we'll find the thug. 33 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,329 Whoever is your peeping Tom, Dick or John... 34 00:09:05,496 --> 00:09:08,541 ...we won't quit until he is gone. 35 00:09:11,502 --> 00:09:15,422 Yes, I am wearing a pale green dress. 36 00:09:15,673 --> 00:09:17,424 How did you know? 37 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,926 You're watching me? 38 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:23,222 Right now? 39 00:09:25,307 --> 00:09:28,018 Hello? Hello? 40 00:09:28,561 --> 00:09:31,146 - Morning, Ms. DiPesto. - Morning, Ms. Hayes. 41 00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:34,108 - Is Mr. Addison in yet? - About 20 minutes now. 42 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:37,444 Hold all his calls for the next couple of minutes, will you? 43 00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:47,538 David. 44 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,374 - I can't find him anywhere. - Hi, Mr. Addison. 45 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,251 - Hi, Ms. DiPesto. - David! 46 00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:35,920 - Maddie! - I was looking for you. 47 00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:39,548 - Really? What a coincidence. I'm here. - Is there any way we can talk? 48 00:10:39,757 --> 00:10:42,092 - What if we use mouths and tongues? - Your office. 49 00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,970 No putting one over on you. That is my office. 50 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,401 - I need a favor. - Done. 51 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:02,279 - What do you mean? - I mean whatever you need, it's done. 52 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:05,241 - Whatever favor you want, you got it. - Wanna hear what it is first? 53 00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:07,493 - I don't need to. - You don't need to? 54 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,871 No, I can't think of anything that I wouldn't wanna help you with. 55 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,582 - It involves a wedding. - A thought does come to mind. 56 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:16,877 I have a cousin in Chicago getting married for the second time. 57 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,087 Oh, your cousin. 58 00:11:18,254 --> 00:11:21,340 I can't tell you what it's like to go to a family wedding alone. 59 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:23,926 - Wait a second. - You get introduced to everyone... 60 00:11:24,093 --> 00:11:27,137 ...who's male, single and still breathes. They make sure you get the bouquet... 61 00:11:27,304 --> 00:11:28,639 ...and I've yet to meet a photographer... 62 00:11:28,806 --> 00:11:30,891 ...who didn't think I had terrific bone structure... 63 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:34,979 ...and haven't I always wanted to model for some tasteful highly artistic nudes? 64 00:11:35,187 --> 00:11:40,442 - I don't believe it. - So, what I was wondering was... 65 00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:44,488 - ...if I could get you to take me. - I'd be delighted. 66 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:49,410 - What? - Well, I'd rather you weren't delighted. 67 00:11:49,618 --> 00:11:52,746 - Weren't delighted? - I'd rather you were fine with it. 68 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,206 - Fine with it? - Fine with it. 69 00:11:54,373 --> 00:11:57,251 - Fine, I'm fine with it. - No, you're not. You're delighted. 70 00:11:59,545 --> 00:12:01,297 - I'm sorry. - No, you're not. 71 00:12:01,505 --> 00:12:03,215 You're right. Actually, I'm confused. 72 00:12:03,382 --> 00:12:06,135 Why wouldn't you go with someone who's delighted to take you? 73 00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:07,928 - You wouldn't understand. - No? 74 00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:12,016 You wouldn't. See, I was supposed to go with my dentist, Jordan. 75 00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:14,768 A dentist named after an almond? 76 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,438 What's nice about going with Jordan is he's an NSM. 77 00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:20,983 - Military guy, huh? - Nice, safe man. He's nice, he's safe- 78 00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:22,860 All right, I can guess the rest. 79 00:12:23,027 --> 00:12:25,029 - You were gonna go with this eunuch- - NSM. 80 00:12:25,237 --> 00:12:26,739 - What happened? - Mrs. Peterson. 81 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,407 - Mrs. Peterson? - Mrs. Peterson. 82 00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:30,242 He was doing a root canal. She bit him. 83 00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:31,785 - Bit him? - Bit him. 84 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,163 She didn't think he was such a nice, safe man. 85 00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:37,958 Now he's gotta stay in town and get shots for the next 10 days. 86 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,668 Well, his loss is my gain. 87 00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:42,213 - There you go again, acting delighted. - I'm sorry. 88 00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,882 - I'll try and do something about that. - I'm serious. 89 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:46,926 My whole family's gonna be at this wedding. 90 00:12:47,092 --> 00:12:49,845 I have enough to worry about without you being delighted. 91 00:12:50,012 --> 00:12:52,181 - I'm not that delighted. - Wondering if I'm having a good time. 92 00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:53,515 What do I care? 93 00:12:53,682 --> 00:12:56,393 - Rushing for the check. - My wallet is glued to my pocket. 94 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,271 Quizzing me about what our sleeping arrangements will be. 95 00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:05,986 You said you wanted safe, not dead. 96 00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:08,322 I can see this is going to be a fun weekend. 97 00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:11,033 - Maybe we should forget about it. - Maybe we should! 98 00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:12,993 Good. 99 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:18,916 - I can't. - No backbone. I like that in a woman. 100 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:22,920 Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could just rent a guy? 101 00:13:23,128 --> 00:13:26,924 Someone to take home on Thanksgiving and Christmas and special occasions. 102 00:13:27,091 --> 00:13:30,553 Someone you could put back in the box when the occasion was over. 103 00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:32,680 - Like a tux. - Exactly like a tux. 104 00:13:32,888 --> 00:13:34,765 - Or a car. - Exactly like a car. 105 00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:36,934 - But there isn't. - Doggone it. 106 00:13:37,142 --> 00:13:40,062 So I guess it's me and you. 107 00:13:41,397 --> 00:13:42,982 Maddie... 108 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,026 ...if you'd feel more comfortable actually paying someone... 109 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,488 ...I would be willing to look at this as a business proposition. 110 00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:51,699 - Really? - Really. 111 00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:55,619 - Lf it'd make you feel more comfortable. - But would it make you uncomfortable? 112 00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:58,372 No. No, not in the least. 113 00:13:58,581 --> 00:14:01,750 Well, thank you. That would make me feel better. 114 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:04,169 - Then it's settled. - It's settled. 115 00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:06,046 Thank you, David. 116 00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,049 So how much? 117 00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:17,516 - How much what? - How much do I get? 118 00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:20,144 For the trip? You mean how much money for the trip? 119 00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:25,149 I don't know. 120 00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:28,402 Let's see, there's the cost of the flight and the hotel. 121 00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:32,156 And you're gonna have to rent formalwear. I'll pay for all that. 122 00:14:32,364 --> 00:14:35,201 - I mean over and above. - Over? And above? 123 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:37,578 I don't know. Couple hundred dollars? 124 00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:39,788 To not wonder if you're having a good time? 125 00:14:39,955 --> 00:14:41,832 - It was a start. - To not pick up checks? 126 00:14:41,999 --> 00:14:43,918 - Sleep where I'm told? - What's your price? 127 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,921 Twelve hundred dollars, on the barrelhead. 128 00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:49,673 You... 129 00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:54,428 - ...are eye crust. - The better to see you with, my dear. 130 00:14:54,929 --> 00:14:57,181 - You are navel lint. - Expensive navel lint. 131 00:14:57,389 --> 00:14:59,516 - You are- - Don't go much lower. 132 00:14:59,683 --> 00:15:01,727 They'll take us off the air. 133 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,732 Ms. Hayes, Mr. Addison, there's a man here to see you. 134 00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:09,360 - Not now, we're fighting! - Not now, we're fighting! 135 00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,363 Twelve hundred dollars? 136 00:15:14,031 --> 00:15:16,534 Twelve hundred dollars? 137 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:21,080 Keep it down. That leaks out, this place is gonna be crawling with women. 138 00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:24,625 I'm sorry to interrupt, but this man says he's in a hurry. 139 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,502 - In a minute! - In a minute! 140 00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:33,551 I would rather go to this wedding alone than pay you or any other man $ 1200. 141 00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:37,388 I understand your reaction. It sounds like a lot of money, but check around. 142 00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:40,849 You want a guy who's good-looking, decent manners, no open sores. 143 00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:42,810 $ 1200 is what it's gonna run you. 144 00:15:43,435 --> 00:15:45,980 - Get the hell out of- - Get the hell out of- 145 00:15:46,522 --> 00:15:48,190 - Hello. - Hello. 146 00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:50,568 I'm sorry to barge in... 147 00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:54,196 ...but if I don't get some help quickly, I'll be dead within 48 hours. 148 00:15:54,738 --> 00:15:55,948 What do you think? 149 00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:58,576 I'll remember where we left off. 150 00:15:58,784 --> 00:16:00,578 Won't you have a seat? 151 00:16:05,124 --> 00:16:06,709 Slow down. You're gonna pass it. 152 00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:11,088 Imagine Mr. Clements loving his wife so much, he couldn't live without her. 153 00:16:11,297 --> 00:16:14,466 Imagine poor Mr. Clements finding out his wife was still alive... 154 00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:16,927 ...after he'd already scheduled his big finale. 155 00:16:17,094 --> 00:16:20,472 Tomorrow, rain or shine. No exchanges, no returns. 156 00:16:20,681 --> 00:16:23,809 - We will be able to stop it, won't we? - We'll sure try. 157 00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:27,855 Nice thing about a case like this, either way it's over in 24 hours. 158 00:16:36,989 --> 00:16:38,532 I'm not going in there. 159 00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:41,076 It'll be fine. Keep your hands in your pockets... 160 00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:44,413 ...and don't sit on anything that's been sat on before. 161 00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:48,417 Who is this man? 162 00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:52,087 Why is he rubbing his filthy clothing on my car? Who is he? 163 00:16:52,296 --> 00:16:54,340 He's the Avon lady. 164 00:16:55,341 --> 00:16:58,010 - Why're they doing that? - Rather they use their tongues? 165 00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:01,096 - Where are you going? - I'm going in that filthy bookstore. 166 00:17:01,305 --> 00:17:02,514 You're leaving me here? 167 00:17:02,681 --> 00:17:05,017 - Well, then come with me. - In there? 168 00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:07,269 I promise I will not let any of these men... 169 00:17:07,436 --> 00:17:11,023 ...with their disgusting thoughts get anywhere near you. 170 00:17:13,317 --> 00:17:16,362 Here you go, fellas. Split that three ways. 171 00:17:22,117 --> 00:17:25,412 She makes me come here. I hate this place. 172 00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:27,122 Hey, my man. 173 00:17:28,874 --> 00:17:31,377 Where can I get a job around here? 174 00:17:36,048 --> 00:17:39,343 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my badness. 175 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:42,846 Look at this stuff. I don't even know what some of this stuff is for. 176 00:17:43,013 --> 00:17:44,640 Oh, well the- 177 00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:46,517 Beats me. 178 00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,686 Be right back. 179 00:17:49,728 --> 00:17:52,982 Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find booth number three? 180 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,573 First living brain donor. 181 00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:02,700 The booths are in the back. 182 00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:12,084 Three's okay, but four and seven are really the best. 183 00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:14,086 Really? Thank you. 184 00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:16,714 Gee, I'm glad I ran into you. 185 00:18:17,756 --> 00:18:19,091 Nice. 186 00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:22,261 If a rash develops, discontinue use. 187 00:18:28,183 --> 00:18:30,227 Learn anything? 188 00:18:36,775 --> 00:18:40,821 Come on, hurry up and get out of there. Your sister has to use the bathroom. 189 00:18:50,873 --> 00:18:52,708 This is where he came to buy a murder? 190 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,044 That's what the man said. 191 00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:58,589 Gee, what usually happens in these rooms? 192 00:18:58,756 --> 00:19:02,009 What, pray tell, makes you think I would know? 193 00:19:04,762 --> 00:19:07,431 All right, then. What makes you think I would tell you? 194 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,476 - Let's get on with it. - Or, in this case, off with it. 195 00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:13,812 One for the money Two for the glitz 196 00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:15,856 Three to get ready Now let's see some- 197 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:17,858 David. 198 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,819 Something. Let's see something. 199 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,918 David. 200 00:19:37,169 --> 00:19:40,089 What is that woman going to do in there? 201 00:19:42,424 --> 00:19:43,592 David... 202 00:19:43,759 --> 00:19:47,096 ...that woman is going to take off her clothes. 203 00:19:49,515 --> 00:19:52,226 David, that woman is taking off her clothes. 204 00:19:55,187 --> 00:19:58,691 David, that woman has taken off her clothes. 205 00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:01,861 David, are you listening to me? David, what are you doing? 206 00:20:02,027 --> 00:20:05,281 I'm making sure we don't run out of quarters. 207 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:15,624 Is there something special you two would like to see? 208 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,960 Well, as a matter of fact- 209 00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:23,674 We are representing a man named Roger Clements. 210 00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:26,677 Roger Clements. Does that name mean anything to you? 211 00:20:26,844 --> 00:20:29,930 Representing? What does that mean, "representing"? 212 00:20:30,097 --> 00:20:34,351 What is this, like, vicarious pleasure? 213 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,562 Do you remember him? He came in here. 214 00:20:36,729 --> 00:20:38,606 He tried to hire someone, a murderer. 215 00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,733 He told you he was ill. 216 00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:44,570 - You two police? - We work for Mr. Clements. 217 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:47,114 So, what is the problem with this Mr. Clements? 218 00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:49,074 Does he have an engagement for Friday? 219 00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:51,368 Would he like to reschedule for Saturday? 220 00:20:51,577 --> 00:20:53,245 He'd like to call it off. 221 00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:57,875 - Wait, a quarter! - Okay. Here, wait. 222 00:20:58,042 --> 00:21:00,169 - Give! - Here! Here! Here! 223 00:21:00,336 --> 00:21:02,046 Give me those. 224 00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:09,178 Keeps you on your toes, doesn't it? 225 00:21:09,595 --> 00:21:11,305 So he wants to call it off. 226 00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:13,349 How come he didn't come here himself? 227 00:21:13,557 --> 00:21:14,767 He's scared. 228 00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:17,895 He's not sure that whoever it is that's supposed to do this... 229 00:21:18,062 --> 00:21:22,525 ...isn't following him, waiting to do it. He's prepared to pay to call it off. 230 00:21:22,733 --> 00:21:24,443 Yeah. Well, he's gonna have to. 231 00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:28,364 This isn't a department store. We don't take returns. 232 00:21:28,531 --> 00:21:30,699 I don't even know if I can contact the people. 233 00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:32,743 I mean, I don't know. 234 00:21:32,952 --> 00:21:35,079 He asked us to offer you this. 235 00:21:37,331 --> 00:21:41,126 It's the same amount he paid to arrange the murder in the first place. 236 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,513 You have a number where you can be reached, any time of the day? 237 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,056 Anything you can do. 238 00:21:54,431 --> 00:21:58,394 Friday is less than 13 hours away. Anything you can do- 239 00:22:02,481 --> 00:22:04,108 It'll be okay. 240 00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:07,611 She'll find him. She'll contact him. 241 00:22:07,778 --> 00:22:09,905 Call the whole thing off. 242 00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:12,825 It'll be okay. 243 00:22:12,992 --> 00:22:15,369 - You think so? - Yeah. 244 00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:16,996 No. 245 00:22:17,162 --> 00:22:19,164 It'll be okay. 246 00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:25,045 What are we gonna tell Mr. Clements? 247 00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:28,424 Don't worry about it. Just let me do the talking. 248 00:22:59,914 --> 00:23:01,707 Evening. 249 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:05,586 - Mr. Addison, Ms. Hayes. - Got that right. 250 00:23:05,794 --> 00:23:08,631 I thought I told you to stay away from this window. Come on. 251 00:23:08,797 --> 00:23:11,467 - You caught me, huh? - Mr. Clements, it's no joke. 252 00:23:11,675 --> 00:23:14,595 - Someone with a high-powered rifle- - I'm sorry, it's just... 253 00:23:15,012 --> 00:23:17,389 ...I know she's out there somewhere. 254 00:23:18,891 --> 00:23:22,019 - So how did the two of you do? - We found the person you spoke to. 255 00:23:22,186 --> 00:23:24,563 She's going to try and reach the people involved. 256 00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:26,815 - Try? - Try. 257 00:23:26,982 --> 00:23:29,902 - And what do we do meanwhile? - We sit and wait. 258 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:33,030 - Here? All night? - Here all night, or until she calls. 259 00:23:33,572 --> 00:23:36,033 And then I promise you we'll find Mrs. Clements. 260 00:23:36,867 --> 00:23:38,369 Ms. DiPesto, you can go now. 261 00:23:38,911 --> 00:23:41,038 Thank you, Ms. Hayes. 262 00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:44,750 Mr. Addison. See you in the morning? 263 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:46,669 I'm afraid you will. 264 00:23:46,835 --> 00:23:48,963 I think I'll stretch out in my office. 265 00:23:49,713 --> 00:23:51,298 Feel free to take the couch. 266 00:24:19,118 --> 00:24:21,245 Hello? I mean, Blue Moon. 267 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,415 Who? 268 00:24:24,582 --> 00:24:26,041 Yeah. Yeah, he's right here. 269 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,505 Hello? 270 00:24:31,672 --> 00:24:34,133 Yes, this is Roger Clements. 271 00:24:35,009 --> 00:24:36,886 You did? 272 00:24:38,304 --> 00:24:40,264 You were? 273 00:24:45,477 --> 00:24:47,813 I really- I don't know how to thank you. 274 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:50,107 Money works. 275 00:24:51,317 --> 00:24:53,861 She said it's taken care of. They called off the dogs. 276 00:24:54,028 --> 00:24:57,698 So I'm free to cancel my will, make dinner plans for Monday. 277 00:24:57,865 --> 00:25:02,369 - Now watch, I'll die in a car accident. - Don't be silly, Mr. Clements. 278 00:25:04,371 --> 00:25:06,290 So, what do we do now? 279 00:25:06,498 --> 00:25:10,252 - Go to our respective homes. - And get some respective sleep. 280 00:25:10,461 --> 00:25:11,962 And first thing Monday morning? 281 00:25:12,129 --> 00:25:14,340 We begin searching for Mrs. Clements. 282 00:25:14,548 --> 00:25:16,383 Thank you. Thank you both. 283 00:25:23,349 --> 00:25:26,143 Oh, my goodness. Excuse me. What time do you have? 284 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:27,895 Thirty-one hours to the wedding. 285 00:25:39,782 --> 00:25:42,284 So, what was your cop like? 286 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:46,622 I had this girl cop. 287 00:25:46,789 --> 00:25:48,499 First time. 288 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:52,628 I mean, first time I was ever interrogated by a girl cop. 289 00:25:54,797 --> 00:25:57,758 Sounds weird. Girl cop. 290 00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:03,013 Excuse me. I mean, woman cop. 291 00:26:03,305 --> 00:26:06,684 Wait a second. There's gotta be some other word for that. 292 00:26:08,185 --> 00:26:09,520 Copette? 293 00:26:12,731 --> 00:26:14,358 All right, I'll work on it. 294 00:26:14,525 --> 00:26:15,985 Anyway, it was really weird. 295 00:26:16,151 --> 00:26:18,779 I mean, because I'm sitting there in this chair. 296 00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:20,990 And this girl- This woman... 297 00:26:21,156 --> 00:26:25,077 ...is walking back and forth in front of me asking me these questions. 298 00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:28,581 And, I mean, I had to ask her... 299 00:26:28,747 --> 00:26:31,542 ...like six, seven times to repeat the question... 300 00:26:31,709 --> 00:26:36,213 ...because, I mean, I'm sitting there and right at eye level... 301 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,757 ...is her... 302 00:26:40,801 --> 00:26:42,219 Well, you know. 303 00:26:42,386 --> 00:26:45,139 Her womanhood. 304 00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:46,640 Womanhoods. 305 00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:51,103 I mean, it's not like there's anything else to look at... 306 00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:53,147 ...except the bright light. 307 00:26:53,314 --> 00:26:55,608 Of course, maybe that's their strategy. 308 00:26:55,774 --> 00:26:58,819 They figure that if you're looking at her... 309 00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:02,948 ...trying to figure out whether this copette is wearing underwear... 310 00:27:03,115 --> 00:27:05,868 ...maybe you're not as prone to lie. 311 00:27:06,577 --> 00:27:07,912 What do you think? 312 00:27:11,207 --> 00:27:13,125 All right. Let me ask you a question. 313 00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:14,627 Sort of related. 314 00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:18,339 You know how some women wear them bras with the flowery lace on them? 315 00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:20,341 And then they put a shirt on... 316 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:24,011 ...and you can see the flowery lace showing through. Why do they do that? 317 00:27:24,178 --> 00:27:27,431 You're looking up and you don't wanna see outlines of flowery lace. 318 00:27:27,598 --> 00:27:30,100 There's only one reason you're looking up there. 319 00:27:30,267 --> 00:27:33,020 Somebody ought to tell women about that, you know? 320 00:27:38,234 --> 00:27:41,320 You know, sometimes when I get tired... 321 00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:44,532 ...I just start talking. I say whatever comes into my brain. 322 00:27:55,084 --> 00:27:58,546 Well, I don't know about you, but I am one tired jamoke. 323 00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,424 Hit that. 324 00:28:05,886 --> 00:28:09,765 All right. You get your stuff, I'll get my stuff and I'll meet you at the heap. 325 00:28:26,365 --> 00:28:29,743 I'll ring for the elevator while you're getting your stuff. 326 00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:40,129 Maddie, come on, the elevator's here. 327 00:28:42,673 --> 00:28:44,758 No, it's not. 328 00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,766 Maddie? 329 00:28:52,933 --> 00:28:54,685 She's out there somewhere, David. 330 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,397 She is. She's out there. 331 00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:05,321 - No, she's not. - Yes, she is. 332 00:29:08,073 --> 00:29:10,910 - No, she's not. - Yes, she is. 333 00:29:13,037 --> 00:29:14,371 No, she's not. 334 00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:18,083 Let's ask them. Is she out there? 335 00:29:19,251 --> 00:29:20,920 - See. - I don't care, David. 336 00:29:21,086 --> 00:29:23,923 I think Mrs. Clements is out there. And we have to find her. 337 00:29:24,089 --> 00:29:25,633 - Why? - Why? 338 00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:29,136 Clements paid us to do two jobs. Prevent his death and find his wife. 339 00:29:29,303 --> 00:29:31,764 We failed at the first. We can finish the second. 340 00:29:33,224 --> 00:29:38,020 Back up. The first, the death of Roger Clements, is now a matter for police. 341 00:29:38,229 --> 00:29:40,689 Police. You ever hear of them? 342 00:29:40,898 --> 00:29:43,526 Public servants who are paid with our tax dollars. 343 00:29:43,692 --> 00:29:47,905 The second, the possible but unlikely sighting of Mrs. Clements... 344 00:29:48,072 --> 00:29:50,449 ...from a window is not worth discussing. 345 00:29:50,616 --> 00:29:52,326 - David. - But I guess we will anyway. 346 00:29:52,493 --> 00:29:54,912 When it came to his wife, the man was not normal. 347 00:29:55,079 --> 00:29:57,790 He was 50 feet in the air when he saw her. If he saw her. 348 00:29:57,957 --> 00:29:59,875 He didn't saw her. He thought he saw her! 349 00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:02,628 - But, David- - Maddie, it's 11:30 on a Friday night. 350 00:30:02,795 --> 00:30:06,173 Friday night. You and I haven't slept in a bed for two days. 351 00:30:06,382 --> 00:30:08,175 Tomorrow is a weekend. 352 00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:11,345 It just seems this is something we can discuss on Monday... 353 00:30:11,512 --> 00:30:15,391 ...when we're awake, showered, conscious. 354 00:30:15,558 --> 00:30:18,269 - I'll find her myself. - How about we go to Chicago... 355 00:30:18,477 --> 00:30:20,479 ...check into the Drake, go to a wedding... 356 00:30:20,646 --> 00:30:23,816 ...eat cake, drink champagne, dance. Come on, it's the... 357 00:30:25,192 --> 00:30:27,361 ...stuff dreams are made of. 358 00:30:27,528 --> 00:30:31,240 And I'm prepared to go at no cost whatsoever to you. 359 00:30:32,408 --> 00:30:35,744 Come on, Maddie. Let's let it lay. 360 00:30:35,911 --> 00:30:38,622 - David, I can't. - I can't. 361 00:30:46,797 --> 00:30:49,174 What time am I gonna pick you up in the morning? 362 00:30:49,341 --> 00:30:52,011 - How does a little after 10 sound? - Great. 363 00:30:52,177 --> 00:30:54,555 Sounds like noon. 364 00:31:12,698 --> 00:31:15,409 Three o'clock here. Five o'clock in Chi town. 365 00:31:15,618 --> 00:31:17,661 - So? - So. 366 00:31:17,828 --> 00:31:20,915 Wedding's been cooking for a couple hours now. Getting sloppy. 367 00:31:21,123 --> 00:31:23,209 - Sloppy? - Sloppy. 368 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:25,294 First few hours of a wedding don't count. 369 00:31:25,461 --> 00:31:28,047 Very formal, very sober. 370 00:31:28,214 --> 00:31:29,673 In-laws still friendly. 371 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,843 But the last few hours, very sloppy. 372 00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:36,263 Champagne flowing. Tongues flapping. 373 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:39,767 Hungry guys hoping there's no such thing as a maid of honor. 374 00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:42,978 Bridesmaids trying to find out who really is the best man. 375 00:31:43,145 --> 00:31:46,482 - What's your point? - No point. 376 00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:50,110 I just hope you'll ask me again. 377 00:31:52,655 --> 00:31:55,199 I just hope I'm smart enough to say yes. 378 00:31:57,159 --> 00:31:59,578 And I just hope we're smart enough to go. 379 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:02,790 - What does that mean? - It means, I don't know why we're here. 380 00:32:02,998 --> 00:32:04,458 It's Saturday. 381 00:32:05,376 --> 00:32:09,004 Maddie, we have covered all the bases. 382 00:32:09,171 --> 00:32:10,839 The police report has her dead. 383 00:32:11,006 --> 00:32:13,008 The newspaper reports have her dead. 384 00:32:13,175 --> 00:32:16,011 The salvage yard has a car that's dead. 385 00:32:16,178 --> 00:32:17,638 It's time we face facts. 386 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:22,101 This woman took a Sunday drive down a 200-foot cliff without a road. 387 00:32:22,268 --> 00:32:25,354 You're forgetting something. No body. They haven't found a body. 388 00:32:25,521 --> 00:32:27,106 Big ocean, Maddie. 389 00:32:27,314 --> 00:32:28,941 Lots of places to hide. 390 00:32:31,068 --> 00:32:34,572 - Okay. - Okay? 391 00:32:34,738 --> 00:32:37,408 - Okay, what? - Okay, I'm satisfied. 392 00:32:37,575 --> 00:32:39,410 What are you saying? 393 00:32:39,618 --> 00:32:41,120 I'm saying you're right. 394 00:32:43,372 --> 00:32:44,957 Of course I'm right. 395 00:32:45,124 --> 00:32:47,877 Now that we've got that settled, the night's still young. 396 00:32:48,043 --> 00:32:50,421 I still got a rented tux. You still got a formal. 397 00:32:50,588 --> 00:32:53,674 - What do you say we crash a prom? - You know what we should do? 398 00:32:53,883 --> 00:32:56,135 Get a corsage? Rent a limo? 399 00:32:56,302 --> 00:32:58,137 - Spike the punch? - Give back the money. 400 00:32:58,304 --> 00:33:00,222 Give back the money? Whose money? 401 00:33:00,389 --> 00:33:02,266 - Clements' money. - Are you nuts? 402 00:33:02,433 --> 00:33:04,059 - We didn't earn it. - Earn it? 403 00:33:04,226 --> 00:33:06,937 - Who left you John Houseman? - We cannot accept money... 404 00:33:07,104 --> 00:33:10,024 - ...for services we're unable to render. - You can't, I can. 405 00:33:10,191 --> 00:33:13,068 - You're working for me. Give it back. - For who? For what? 406 00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:16,405 Last time we saw Clements, they were scraping him off our garage. 407 00:33:16,572 --> 00:33:18,866 - Who you gonna give the money to? - His estate. 408 00:33:19,033 --> 00:33:20,743 His estate? His estate? 409 00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:24,079 What's he gonna do? Go to Fiji? Get a new car? Another estate? 410 00:33:24,246 --> 00:33:25,664 David, we didn't do the job. 411 00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:29,460 Look. I'll admit, on the face of it our batting average is a little low. 412 00:33:29,627 --> 00:33:31,337 A little low? It's nil. 413 00:33:31,545 --> 00:33:34,506 The fact remains we blew a weekend in the Windy City... 414 00:33:34,673 --> 00:33:37,176 ...and you know why? Because we tried. We tried. 415 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:40,971 But the man's dead and the woman's still gone. I can't help the way I feel. 416 00:33:41,138 --> 00:33:42,932 - Who you calling? - Clements' attorney. 417 00:33:43,098 --> 00:33:44,808 He'll know what to do with the check. 418 00:33:44,975 --> 00:33:46,936 Clements' attorney? Stop. Think about it. 419 00:33:47,102 --> 00:33:50,814 Mull it over. Besides, it's Saturday. He's not gonna be in. 420 00:33:50,981 --> 00:33:52,358 Hello, this is Madelyn Hayes. 421 00:33:52,525 --> 00:33:55,778 I was wondering if the attorney for the late Roger Clements was in. 422 00:33:55,945 --> 00:33:57,446 Oh, you are. 423 00:33:58,531 --> 00:34:00,324 You knew that was coming, didn't you? 424 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,703 Are you the folks who called? 425 00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:07,081 I'm Madelyn Hayes and this is David Addison. 426 00:34:07,289 --> 00:34:08,999 Come in. 427 00:34:11,168 --> 00:34:15,923 It's kind of funny you should call. I'm not usually here on Saturdays. 428 00:34:20,177 --> 00:34:23,764 Here. Excuse the mess. I'm moving my practice. 429 00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:26,559 Here. Won't you sit down? 430 00:34:26,725 --> 00:34:29,270 I don't think that'll be necessary. Won't take long. 431 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:32,565 Our client, Mr. Clements, your client, Mr. Clements... 432 00:34:32,731 --> 00:34:35,568 ...paid us for services we were unable to render. 433 00:34:35,734 --> 00:34:38,362 - We're here to give his money back. - Give it back? 434 00:34:38,571 --> 00:34:41,282 - That's what I said. - We can't keep it. 435 00:34:41,866 --> 00:34:45,244 Well, that's awfully... 436 00:34:45,411 --> 00:34:47,037 ...magnanimous. 437 00:34:47,204 --> 00:34:49,790 I must say I'm a bit surprised. 438 00:34:49,999 --> 00:34:54,461 Though everything about Roger has been a surprise. 439 00:34:54,795 --> 00:34:56,755 We all knew he loved Celia. 440 00:34:57,631 --> 00:34:59,967 We all knew he'd grieve. 441 00:35:00,175 --> 00:35:02,720 But nobody realized how much. 442 00:35:02,887 --> 00:35:04,221 How deeply. 443 00:35:07,099 --> 00:35:09,435 Listen, I appreciate what you're doing. 444 00:35:09,602 --> 00:35:13,898 I'm sure Roger would appreciate what you're doing. But it's not necessary. 445 00:35:14,732 --> 00:35:16,817 It's not as though the money will be missed. 446 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:22,406 Trust me, Roger was a wealthy man. His heirs will be well taken care of. 447 00:35:22,573 --> 00:35:23,908 Why don't you keep this? 448 00:35:24,617 --> 00:35:26,869 Good day, Mr. Margolese. 449 00:35:27,411 --> 00:35:30,039 - Good day. - Toodles. 450 00:35:36,754 --> 00:35:40,299 - You're mad, aren't you? - Nope. Just in a hurry. 451 00:35:47,348 --> 00:35:49,850 - Can we at least talk about it? - No time. 452 00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:54,188 I gotta get this suit back to Harvey's by 5 or I gotta pay for the whole weekend. 453 00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:58,234 You didn't utter a word the whole drive back from the lawyer's. 454 00:36:01,487 --> 00:36:03,155 You wanna tell me what's on your-? 455 00:36:03,322 --> 00:36:05,699 What you're thinking about? 456 00:36:09,078 --> 00:36:10,663 No. 457 00:36:10,871 --> 00:36:12,498 That's okay. 458 00:36:12,665 --> 00:36:16,085 We've already had this conversation. We've had it to death. 459 00:36:17,169 --> 00:36:19,380 Different cases, different dollars. 460 00:36:19,547 --> 00:36:21,215 But we have had this conversation. 461 00:36:21,382 --> 00:36:23,133 This is about the money. 462 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:28,013 No, not "the" money. That money. The money you gave away today. 463 00:36:28,222 --> 00:36:29,932 Pardon me. 464 00:36:30,099 --> 00:36:33,060 Can I ask you something? If you had taken that money- 465 00:36:33,227 --> 00:36:35,521 - If you had let me. - How would you have slept? 466 00:36:35,729 --> 00:36:39,233 Same as always. On my stomach, boxers tangled around my ankles. 467 00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,778 Mental picture is something, isn't it? 468 00:36:42,987 --> 00:36:46,365 Addison, have you no integrity in that fleece bun of a soul of yours? 469 00:36:47,366 --> 00:36:48,868 No. 470 00:36:49,034 --> 00:36:51,745 I'd love to stay but there's no grace period at Harvey's. 471 00:36:52,621 --> 00:36:53,914 Excuse me. 472 00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,417 I guess I wasn't looking where I was going. 473 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:59,545 If you had any idea how you look, you'd pay more attention. 474 00:37:01,422 --> 00:37:02,756 Can we help you? 475 00:37:02,965 --> 00:37:04,800 - I don't know. - I do. 476 00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:09,096 Unless you're Lindbergh's baby or Jimmy Hoffa, it'll wait till Monday. 477 00:37:09,305 --> 00:37:11,223 My name is Celia Clements. 478 00:37:14,059 --> 00:37:15,436 Who? 479 00:37:17,188 --> 00:37:19,523 Celia Clements. 480 00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:23,110 Maybe it's not too late to get the money back. 481 00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:27,531 You know, Roger used to joke: 482 00:37:27,698 --> 00:37:31,744 "Without you in my life, Celia, life wouldn't be worth living." 483 00:37:31,952 --> 00:37:34,205 I guess he wasn't joking after all. 484 00:37:34,371 --> 00:37:37,416 - I guess not. - You think I'm awful, don't you? 485 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:41,128 Faking my death, causing Roger so much pain. 486 00:37:41,337 --> 00:37:46,759 You won't understand this, but Roger loved me too much. 487 00:37:47,509 --> 00:37:52,765 At first I enjoyed the attention, being the center of someone's life. 488 00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:58,270 But after a while, one by one, he ran off everyone in our lives. 489 00:37:58,479 --> 00:38:02,107 Friends, family, until it was just the two of us. 490 00:38:02,274 --> 00:38:04,818 It was like being slowly smothered. 491 00:38:04,985 --> 00:38:08,280 He began treating me like some priceless antique. 492 00:38:08,447 --> 00:38:12,243 So fragile. A treasure to be kept under lock and key. 493 00:38:13,452 --> 00:38:15,704 He was even jealous of the dog. 494 00:38:16,247 --> 00:38:20,042 He told me she ran away, but I saw her one day. I'm sure of it. 495 00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:23,879 Riding down the freeway in the back of someone else's station wagon. 496 00:38:24,088 --> 00:38:27,424 But why the phony accident? Why not a divorce? 497 00:38:27,633 --> 00:38:30,678 I went to my attorney and told him I needed out. 498 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:33,722 He told me the law provided a remedy: Divorce. 499 00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:36,684 We both knew that wasn't the answer, not with Roger. 500 00:38:36,892 --> 00:38:39,186 He'd have me followed wherever I went. 501 00:38:39,353 --> 00:38:42,940 Track me to the ends of the earth, never giving me a moment's peace. 502 00:38:43,148 --> 00:38:47,570 My death, however painful it was to Roger... 503 00:38:47,736 --> 00:38:50,447 ...would at least be final. 504 00:38:51,031 --> 00:38:53,033 He'd go on with his life... 505 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,827 ...and I'd go on with mine. 506 00:38:55,035 --> 00:38:56,871 But it didn't quite work out that way. 507 00:38:57,079 --> 00:39:00,457 When Mr. Margolese called and told me Roger had contacted him... 508 00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:02,877 ...to make an appointment to discuss his will- 509 00:39:03,043 --> 00:39:05,629 Wait a second, Margolese knew you-? 510 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:07,798 He knows you're alive? 511 00:39:08,007 --> 00:39:09,884 I told you, he called me. 512 00:39:10,092 --> 00:39:12,011 I figured out what Roger was up to... 513 00:39:12,177 --> 00:39:14,346 ...and even went to Mr. Margolese's office... 514 00:39:14,513 --> 00:39:17,266 ...to show I was alive so he wouldn't go through with it. 515 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:19,935 But I couldn't bring myself to go into the building. 516 00:39:20,144 --> 00:39:23,939 I guess I didn't believe in my heart he'd actually go through with it. 517 00:39:24,106 --> 00:39:27,359 I guess there's nothing to do now but mourn and spend the money. 518 00:39:27,568 --> 00:39:30,738 What money? I didn't want his money. 519 00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:33,532 If I had wanted his money I would have divorced him. 520 00:39:33,741 --> 00:39:36,744 You mean, you'd let it all go to his heirs? 521 00:39:36,952 --> 00:39:38,787 Heirs? What heirs? 522 00:39:38,954 --> 00:39:40,247 What are you talking about? 523 00:39:40,456 --> 00:39:43,584 Margolese said his heirs would be well taken care of. 524 00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:45,669 He must have been mistaken. 525 00:39:45,836 --> 00:39:47,671 My husband had no heirs. 526 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,050 No relatives at all. He was adopted. 527 00:39:51,217 --> 00:39:54,386 And he and his foster parents haven't spoken since he was 18. 528 00:40:01,018 --> 00:40:02,978 What heirs? 529 00:40:03,687 --> 00:40:05,147 You gave me quite a start. 530 00:40:08,108 --> 00:40:10,778 Is there something else I can help you with? 531 00:40:10,986 --> 00:40:14,323 This afternoon you said that the heirs to Roger Clements' estate... 532 00:40:14,490 --> 00:40:17,451 ...were going to be taken care of. What did you mean by that? 533 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:19,203 I meant exactly what I said. 534 00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:21,413 That his nephews, nieces, aunts, cousins... 535 00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:24,583 ...anyone who had a claim to the estate was gonna do just fine. 536 00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:27,419 - Not according to Clements' wife. - His wife? 537 00:40:27,628 --> 00:40:28,963 Yeah. 538 00:40:29,129 --> 00:40:30,673 Client of yours. 539 00:40:30,839 --> 00:40:33,676 Dark hair. Alive. 540 00:40:33,842 --> 00:40:36,804 Legs that go from here to there and back again. 541 00:40:36,971 --> 00:40:39,014 Think about it. You'll remember. 542 00:40:39,723 --> 00:40:42,601 I think you're mistaken. Mrs. Clements passed away. 543 00:40:43,185 --> 00:40:47,189 The late Mrs. Clements visited our office this afternoon. 544 00:40:50,109 --> 00:40:51,402 Why did you lie to us? 545 00:40:51,694 --> 00:40:55,072 Lie? I didn't lie. 546 00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:59,034 I was merely perpetuating a useful fiction. 547 00:40:59,201 --> 00:41:01,912 Trying to protect the interests of my client. 548 00:41:02,079 --> 00:41:05,624 An extraordinarily unhappy woman who was being suffocated by her husband. 549 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:07,293 But there aren't any heirs. 550 00:41:07,459 --> 00:41:11,088 And I can't help but wonder, what's gonna happen to all that money? 551 00:41:12,089 --> 00:41:14,842 You're making a mountain out of a molehill, Ms. Hayes. 552 00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:19,513 The assets of the estate will be put into a trust for Mrs. Clements, period. 553 00:41:19,722 --> 00:41:21,515 And who's the trustee for this trust? 554 00:41:21,682 --> 00:41:23,100 Guilty as charged. 555 00:41:23,267 --> 00:41:26,353 It's my job to see she gets all the money that's coming to her. 556 00:41:26,562 --> 00:41:28,105 But she doesn't want anything. 557 00:41:28,272 --> 00:41:29,690 She doesn't expect a dime. 558 00:41:32,151 --> 00:41:35,446 I think what we have here is a failure to remunerate. 559 00:41:36,697 --> 00:41:39,033 What exactly are you trying to say? 560 00:41:39,241 --> 00:41:42,369 That perhaps the trustee of this trust is not to be trusted. 561 00:41:42,578 --> 00:41:46,373 You knew Clements' game. When he decided to call it on account of hope... 562 00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:48,792 ...you made sure all nine innings were played. 563 00:41:49,001 --> 00:41:50,127 - What? - What? 564 00:41:50,336 --> 00:41:52,546 Don't gang up on me. I don't write this stuff. 565 00:41:52,755 --> 00:41:55,633 You killed him. Made it look like the killing he ordered... 566 00:41:55,841 --> 00:41:58,302 ...so you could help yourself to his estate. 567 00:41:58,469 --> 00:42:00,512 That's why you're packing, isn't it? 568 00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:02,806 So you could leave before anyone's the wiser. 569 00:42:03,557 --> 00:42:06,393 You two are letting your imaginations run away with you. 570 00:42:06,602 --> 00:42:09,730 Me? No, I wouldn't let my imagination run away with me. 571 00:42:09,897 --> 00:42:12,399 Not overnight, unless there was a good dinner in it. 572 00:42:15,027 --> 00:42:17,821 There's something I want to show you. Here. 573 00:42:18,030 --> 00:42:22,701 Just take a look at these estate papers. Look. Right, start there. 574 00:42:22,868 --> 00:42:25,788 "If you and your family want good luck now and forevermore... 575 00:42:25,955 --> 00:42:28,415 ...send six copies of this letter to six- " 576 00:42:28,582 --> 00:42:30,042 What the-? 577 00:42:31,335 --> 00:42:33,379 - Do you know what this means? - I sure do. 578 00:42:33,546 --> 00:42:35,714 Start the chase music, boys. 579 00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:46,225 David! Here. 580 00:42:46,392 --> 00:42:47,893 David. 581 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:13,752 I hope I didn't upset your plans, Sergeant Garcia. 582 00:43:14,336 --> 00:43:17,131 Zorro will make you change! 583 00:43:27,349 --> 00:43:29,226 - Get off of me! - Just my luck. 584 00:43:29,393 --> 00:43:33,147 Finally get you prone and I'm facing the wrong way. 585 00:43:33,814 --> 00:43:36,525 Come back here, you crook! 586 00:43:37,401 --> 00:43:38,944 David! 587 00:43:50,164 --> 00:43:51,749 You almost 7-10 split. 588 00:43:53,042 --> 00:43:55,419 Don't you wanna try for the spare? 589 00:44:01,759 --> 00:44:03,636 Seems like the only way out is up here. 590 00:44:04,261 --> 00:44:06,805 Looks like it's all over, Margolese. 591 00:44:09,642 --> 00:44:11,894 Then again, I could be wrong. 592 00:44:21,028 --> 00:44:23,155 Where are you going? 593 00:44:27,368 --> 00:44:29,286 Here! 594 00:44:29,954 --> 00:44:32,498 What am I supposed to do with this? 595 00:44:52,017 --> 00:44:53,644 You're pretty handy with a hose. 596 00:44:55,312 --> 00:44:57,106 Say good night, David. 597 00:44:57,273 --> 00:44:59,483 Good night, David. 47659

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