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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Before you say anything, I'm not your brother. 2 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 I'm your half-brother. 3 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 What was that? 4 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Why would you begin a conversation like that? 5 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Because you are about to ask me for money, 6 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 and when I always say, "Why should I 7 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 you always say, "Because I am your brother," 8 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 and I never point out you are my half-brother. 9 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I never say it. But things happening around here lately-- 10 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Hi, Paxton. How are your erratic head movements? 11 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 I ask because I read an article. 12 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Yeah, they're under control. 13 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,000 How's the, uh, cement art work? 14 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 She just sold a piece for $50,000. 15 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 A frozen waterfall. 16 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 It felt appropriate for the times. 17 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 How is it appropriate for the times? 18 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 You know what? It doesn't matter. 19 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 I was actually calling to see how you were. 20 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 'Cause I heard it's bad in New York. 21 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 It is bad. They canceled the NBA. 22 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 We heard London's under total lockdown. 23 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I've been furloughed by the way. 24 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 That's great! -Yeah. 25 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Now there is literally zero purpose to my life. 26 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 How is Linda? 27 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Yeah, she's somewhere in the house. 28 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Is there some type of issue? 29 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Is there an issue? Let me see. 30 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Convenient lie to avoid forensic examination 31 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 of our domestic circumstances or tell the truth? 32 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Okay, convenient lie. 33 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 No. There is no issue. We are fine. 34 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Can you tell her I'm gonna Skype her? 35 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Also, David, I've sold my motorbike. 36 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 You've what? 37 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Yeah, I have a buyer. He'll pay me 38 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 when we are all unlocked 39 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,000 from this fucking prison of psychological hell-chains. 40 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Fucking flames of burning aloneness. 41 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 The screw of isolation until you can't tell 42 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 what is your body and what is furniture. 43 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 No possibility of revving the engine 44 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 and riding away. Am I conveying anything of my mood to you? 45 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Why have you sold your bike? 46 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 You are your bike. Your bike is you. 47 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Yeah, I have sold myself. 48 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I have sold my former self. 49 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 I felt sorry for the bike. 50 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 It deserved someone who can do justice to its spirit. 51 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Someone who still breaks the fucking rules. 52 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 So, you and Linda, what, you had a fight? 53 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Linda said she was planning to end our thing, 54 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:22,000 our relationship, our whatever this ever was, 55 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 because we'd grown apart, 56 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 meaning that she had gone up and I have gone down. 57 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 She was planning to end it before lockdown was announced. 58 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,000 ...droplets and moisture because we were shouting. 59 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I said some things and she said some things 60 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 and now we are stuck here together 61 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 with the things we said 62 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,000 echoing around the house like fucking bells ringing. 63 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 For two weeks we are locked together here. 64 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Anyway. Truth be told, I just wanted 65 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 -And you chose us? -Yeah, why not? 66 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 What happened to Mike? Your friend Mike. 67 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Oh, no, no. Mike and I are no longer speaking. 68 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 He crossed... My delivery! 69 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Crossed an important threshold when, uh, when he said that 70 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 the COVID virus was the consequence 71 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 of the secret release by Jews of alien DNA 72 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 into the water sprinkling system 73 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 of a Chinese golf resort. 74 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 It looks like your food has arrived, 75 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 -so we'll let you go. -It's not food, 76 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Yeah, hang in, brother. 77 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 -Half-brother. - Tell Linda 78 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Yeah, I'll leave her a note. Just to compound the oddness. 79 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 The stark reality of fighting Coronavirus... 80 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 ...Trafalgar Square in London usually crowded. 81 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Evidence of social distancing in action. 82 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 In this critically important time, 83 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 the Prime Minister Boris Johnson himself infected, 84 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 but been sharing... 85 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Maria, hey! Is everything okay? 86 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. Everything's great. 87 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 You know, we're staying strong. Yeah, we just talked to Paxton. 88 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Hmm. Yes, I head. Some of it. I put a pillow over my head. 89 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 He said you had symptoms. 90 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 It passed I think. I hope. I don't know. 91 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Oh, green smoothie. You must send me that recipe. 92 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 It's not a recipe, it's an action. 93 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 You just put the green stuff in and press the on button. 94 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 How are things with you and Paxton? 95 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Is everything okay? 96 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 You know everything is not okay. 97 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Not only is everything not okay, 98 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 nothing is okay. 99 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Everything is never okay. Even his name is not okay. 100 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,000 This is him speaking. He says even his name 101 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 That's how he is lately. 102 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 He's changed so much. 103 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Oh, we all change. 104 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 I mean, Linda, you've evolved, he's mutated. 105 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 He needs some help. 106 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 -I read an article-- -Do you know he said 107 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 that any man over 35 who rides a bus is a failure? 108 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 -He rides the bus every day. Or he used to. 109 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 -He does it to torture himself. -No man is ever really 110 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 So, I heard he's selling his motorbike. 111 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 That's a big step. 112 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Yeah, we both agreed that he needed some time, 113 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 so he's planning on using the money from selling the bike 114 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 to go to Kazakhstan to think about his life. 115 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Why Kazakhstan? 116 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 We went on a road trip there ten years ago. 117 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Ten years ago? A million years ago. 118 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Anyway, now he is stuck here, and I am stuck here. 119 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,000 -Linda, is there someone else? -Nope, just me and him. 120 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 No, I mean, like, another man. 121 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 -No. -A woman? 122 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 What? 123 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I was just speculating. 124 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Thinking about that night we came to London 125 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Oh, that was just weed and curiosity. 126 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 We both had orgasms, Linda. 127 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 You know they say these calls aren't really the most secure. 128 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I think about that night sometimes. 129 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 -You do? -Yeah, don't you? 130 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Mmm... Listen, Maria, I've been on Skype 131 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 The office is locked down. I really gotta 132 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 133 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,000 -I love you. -What? 134 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 -God. - 135 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Paxton, are you going somewhere? 136 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Where would I be going? 137 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Why is the hose in your exhaust? 138 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 I was just gonna take a selfie. 139 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Someone at work texted me and asked how I was 140 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 coping with lockdown. 141 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 So I was gonna send a photo of myself 142 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 with the hose shoved up my helmet by way of reply. 143 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I thought it'd be funny. 144 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 An amusing expression of despair. 145 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 You were really just gonna take a selfie? 146 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Yeah, I had the phone in my hand. 147 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 You weren't gonna start the engine? 148 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 And go where? You can't go anywhere. 149 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 I came in here and I could smell 150 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:20,000 And the smell... it made me very sad 151 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,000 That shelf's covered in oil, you're gonna get your ass 152 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 -Jesus, what a day! -Bad? 153 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 No, just work. I had some bad news. 154 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Nothing compared to... everything. 155 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I really was just gonna take a selfie, by the way. 156 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 "By the way," "just so you know," 157 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Just... just a little game. 158 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Or a rehearsal. 159 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I'm not-- Please don't think I'm looking for anything. 160 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 You know Maria just called me and said that she loves me? 161 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 -What? -I know. 162 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Secrets coming out all over the place. 163 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 You got the key to get back in? 164 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 -No. -I'll leave the door 165 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 What's wrong? 166 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 You playing with the hoses and exhausts 167 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 and we carry on as if everything was normal. 168 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 I'm not normal lately, I know that. 169 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I haven't been sleeping at all. 170 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 I've never been normal, but... 171 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I used to be quite proud of it. 172 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 -Just what? -I don't know. 173 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,000 I'm just acutely aware of the inconvenience it causes. 174 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 My super analysis of every grain of sand. 175 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Every word. 176 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Being locked up is making it worse. 177 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 We have to find some way of getting 178 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 We're only together because we're in the same house. 179 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,000 We can sort of move around each other until we're free... 180 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 -What? What is it? -Oh, nothing. 181 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Good night. 182 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 It's a bit of Christmas decoration. 183 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 It's been there since Christmas. 184 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 My therapist says I should try to tolerate it. 185 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 To use it as a test. 186 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Up until now, I've been able to live with it, 187 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 as a test to prove my progress. 188 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Well, fuck progress. 189 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 -Why don't you take it down? -No, my therapist says-- 190 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 -Fuck the therapist. Paxton-- -You almost did. 191 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Grow up. Take it down. 192 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 If it bothers you, take it down, okay? 193 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Christmas is not exactly a great memory anyway, is it? 194 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Christmas is not a great memory. 195 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Beginning of the end for us, don't you think? 196 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 That was way before Christmas for me. 197 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Sorry. 198 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Why do people think honesty is good? 199 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 What are you doing about therapy anyway? 200 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I'm doing it on Zoom. 201 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 -My therapist has antlers on his wall. 202 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 These are extraordinary circumstances, Paxton. 203 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 You can't live with a woman who has dumped you 204 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 and a piece of tinsel on the ceiling. 205 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000 -Have we decided to laugh about all this? 206 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Nothing else we can do there, 207 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Do you want a chair? 208 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Sure. 209 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 - 210 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Bravo. 211 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 -Fuck! That's better. -Hang on. 212 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 You know, when I saw you in the garage I thought... 213 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 "Was it really me on the back of your bike 214 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Yeah, it was you. 215 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Hanging on and screaming. 216 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Well, that's what I'm doing now. 217 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Hanging on and screaming, but you can't hear me. 218 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Nobody can. Anyway, good night. 219 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Screaming about what? 220 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,000 What are you screaming about? I'm the one that's screaming! 221 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Hello, stranger! 222 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Hi. -How are you? 223 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Terrible. You? 224 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Awful. 225 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Hello! 226 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Does anyone here in our lovely Portland Street prison 227 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I read a lot of poetry 228 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 and I've read even more lately 'cause I can't sleep. 229 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 It's actually quite a nice way to discover 230 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 that you're not the only human being on earth 231 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Paxton! 232 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 What the fuck are you doing? 233 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 I'm entertaining our fellow inmates. 234 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:08,000 This poem is called Stand Up! 235 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 It's by D.H. Lawrence, by the way. 236 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 "By the way," "just so you know," 237 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 All right, here goes. 238 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000 "Stand up, but not for Jesus! 239 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 It's a little late for that. 240 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Stand up for justice and a jolly life. 241 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I'll hold your hat. 242 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Stand up, stand up for justice, ye swindled little blokes! 243 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Stand up and do some punching, give 'em a few hard pokes. 244 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Stand up for a new arrangement for a chance of life all round, 245 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 for freedom and the fun of living, 246 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 break in, and hold the ground!" 247 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000 - 248 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Thank you. 249 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Sorry if I woke you. 250 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 But I am going slightly mad lately. 251 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000 My advice to everyone 252 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 is to use these strange times 253 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000 to steal all the things that you think life owes you. 254 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Go to sleep, you bloody tosser! 255 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Yeah, well, if I could I would. 256 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Hey, leave him be, mate! 257 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 And if I come across any other good poems, I'll share it. 258 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 We love it! 259 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Good night, Portland Street. 260 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Night, night! 261 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Thank you! 262 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000 God, please let me sleep. 263 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 I swear to God! 264 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 What the fuck are you doing in my garden? 265 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 You all right? 266 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 -We're just gathering these. -They're just poppies. 267 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 They're bulbs of poppies. 268 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 All the dealers in our estate have been arrested, 269 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000 because they're the only people out on the streets, innit? 270 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 With these poppy bulbs, you can make a sort of opium. 271 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 You just slit the skins and juice comes out. 272 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 How did you know they were here? 273 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000 We live in that tower block up there, bro. 274 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Friend of ours has a telescope. He's into stars and shit. 275 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 We've been looking down on houses for a laugh. 276 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Looking through windows and then we saw all these 277 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000 What the fuck are they all doing growing in my garden? 278 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 I think hippies used to squat in these houses 279 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 I think they grew them and they just went wild. 280 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 How do you refine the juice? 281 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 You don't. You just drip it onto tobacco 282 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Or you can mix it with Coca-Cola if you want 283 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Yeah, well, I don't smoke anymore 284 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 or do drugs of any kind, 285 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:02,000 but back in the bad old days I did smoke quite a lot 286 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 This is not as strong as heroin. 287 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 It's quite a gentle hit. 288 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 -It's organic, bro. -Organic? 289 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Yeah. 290 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 That would explain the hedgehog. 291 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:17,000 There's a hedgehog in this garden who is 292 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Would a very small amount help you sleep, do you think? 293 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 You sleep like a baby. Smooths everything out. 294 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 -No mean voices in the night. -No mean voices in the night. 295 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,000 That would be nice. Well, well, well. 296 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Paxton! 297 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Paxton, for fuck's sake! 298 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Hey, Toby! 299 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 -Hi. -Hey, how's the cough? 300 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 A bit better I think. How are you? 301 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 I had it I think, but it's passed. 302 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000 It's like a Valkyrie. 303 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 What? 304 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 It's a Viking spirit who, before battles, decides 305 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 who will live and who will die. 306 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Valkyries, uh, make their choices 307 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 No morality, no good or bad. 308 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 It's just so unfair how some people 309 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Toby, you're back. How are you? 310 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Gangster. Thank you. 311 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000 -Hello! -Donald! 312 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 You got a tie on. 313 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 One of my father's old ones. 314 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 I've become nostalgic for old-fashioned formality. 315 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,000 On these Zoom things, I always imagine every man 316 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 -Ooh! - 317 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Donald, is that your house? 318 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Uh, no. I'm at my mother's. Anthony threw me out. 319 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Oh! That's not allowed, is it? 320 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 We had an awful night, and everything came out. 321 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000 We found out we, uh, hate each other. So... 322 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Hi! 323 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Uh, Melissa. Hey, how is Italy? 324 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 No, I'm in Sweden. 325 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 -What? -Look. 326 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 You can go to bars here. 327 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Hmm. Is anybody obeying the rules? 328 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,000 After ten years sober, that was fucking smart. 329 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Wait, who are we waiting for? 330 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,000 -Timothy, I think. -Oh, is Timothy okay? 331 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Why wouldn't he be? 332 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Well, he's got an underlying 333 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 -Do you know which one? -No. 334 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 He just seemed like a sort of person 335 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 who would have an underlying health condition. 336 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Shall we just start without Timothy? 337 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,000 By the way, I am also wearing shoes. 338 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 - Seriously, 339 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 I have something to say. Something important. 340 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 - 341 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Oh, um, hang on. Oh, it's a message 342 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000 -God! -Has he got it? 343 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 "Dear, Linda. As of 9:00 a.m. this morning, 344 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 I am resigning my position at Miracore Media 345 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 with immediate effect. I have had time alone 346 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 and I've realized that what this company does 347 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 is just self-indulgent media bullshit, 348 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 supporting corrosive international capitalism 349 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 We should be using our creativity 350 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,000 not sell handbags to the wives 351 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Yours in isolation. Timothy." 352 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Just been watching David Attenborough 353 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Did he snap? 354 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Okay, so there's no need to wait for Timothy. 355 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Let's get this done. 356 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Sounds awfully grave, Linda. 357 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Daddy, Daddy. -Shh. Daddy's on a call. 358 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Yesterday, I had a very long Zoom call 359 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 All continents were represented. 360 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 And it seems that all over the world 361 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000 the company is facing the same issues 362 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,000 As CEO of Miracore UK, it is my... 363 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 unfortunate duty to let you know 364 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,000 that there will be some furloughing of employees 365 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 And also a number of compulsory redundancies 366 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000 effective from today. 367 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:46,000 I assume the Inuit system of leaving the old 368 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Donald, please don't jump to conclusions. 369 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Linda, what do you mean? 370 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Uh, in normal times, I would've gathered 371 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Everyone? 372 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Everyone on this Zoom call is on this call 373 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000 because all of your positions have been deemed 374 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,000 and as of today your contracts of employment with Miracore 375 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Okay. 376 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 I'm glad I'm home. 377 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 I'm going to feed the fucking chickens. 378 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 This is really bad, Linda. How do you sleep? 379 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Hello! 380 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Hello. 381 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Look at my dinosaur. 382 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Daddy... 383 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Malcolm, I thought being furloughed 384 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 meant that the government pays your wages, 385 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000 but you don't do any work. 386 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Yeah, it does, it does, it does. 387 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 But COVID makes everything different. 388 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 So sad. So sad. 389 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 All of this is impacting on everyone 390 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Yeah, but I'm not in your pastoral care, right? 391 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000 I work for you. 392 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 And all I wanna know is, 393 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 if I am furloughed, why are you asking me 394 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 It's illegal, isn't it? 395 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 I'm a Christian man. 396 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 We all know that you are a Christian man. 397 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 You say it like I ram it down your throats. 398 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 I do not ram it down your fucking throat. 399 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Malcolm, just tell me, what is it that you want me 400 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 We have a situation, Paxton. 401 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Yeah, I'm leaving this call unless you tell me. 402 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 I sat through your prayer. 403 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 I begin every FaceTime with a prayer. 404 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 My choice. Right? I'm the boss. 405 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Yeah, you are the boss. So what do you want me 406 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Due to lockdown, all the major department stores 407 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000 B2B Pro Freight Services are among several 408 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,000 which have been asked to transport valuable retail items 409 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000 to secure storage facilities in shitholes like Dagenham. 410 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000 The fabric, Paxton, of our society is torn, 411 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Fears of rioting and looting. Pestilence. Apocalyptic words. 412 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000 I'm giving you ten seconds to tell me what it is 413 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 -Ten, nine, eight... -Because of this crisis, 414 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 -Drivers like you. -...seven, six, five... 415 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Department stores only allow their goods to be 416 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 -who do not have criminal records. 417 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 I repeat. 418 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000 B2B Pro Freight Services have urgent need for drivers 419 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000 registered to us who do not have criminal records. 420 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 So why are you talking to me? 421 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 I have contracts to carry valuables 422 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,000 across London, and they all want everything out 423 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 And I only have two fucking drivers. 424 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 So what's your solution? 425 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Deception. Forgiveness. Redemption. Bunce. 426 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 What the fuck is bunce? 427 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Old East End word for cash, Paxton, 428 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 in return for grand deception. 429 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Facilitated by my forgiveness and your redemption. 430 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 All right, get there. Get there, Malcolm. 431 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000 I've printed off an ID with a security level A2. 432 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Clean. With your photo on it and a name. 433 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 It is not your name. 434 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 I can't officially take you off furlough and give you 435 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 because you used to be a bike slag, 436 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 so I will have to pretend you are someone else 437 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 You've worked for this company as a driver for seven years. 438 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 And I have never had a single complaint. 439 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 You've only ever driven low value packages, 440 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000 but I believe you are a man who can be trusted. 441 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 That I am. 442 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Yeah, I can be trusted. 443 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 I mean, what happened was a long time ago. 444 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Yeah, I don't wanna to know. 445 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 No, it was biker versus biker. 446 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 The Lord forgives. B2B Pro Freight Services 447 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 If it wasn't for the fucking convictions from that night, 448 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 my whole life would've been radically different. 449 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Two hundred a day in cash. 450 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I don't care about the cash. I wanna make a deal 451 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Look, I will do this on the condition 452 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,000 that when this is all over, you will consider me 453 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 My entire life has been fucked up 454 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 because of things I did on one night. 455 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 My wife... 456 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 -My wife has grown out of me, 457 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 because I am still Mr. Fuck-All behind the wheel of a van. 458 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 I am not stupid. 459 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 I read poetry. 460 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 I could be someone. 461 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I've got another call, Paxton. 462 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 It is a very busy time, the West End is going mad. 463 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Will you do it? 464 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 All right, if I do this for you, Malcolm, 465 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,000 I want you to practice what you preach. 466 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000 About forgiveness, and lost sheep and redemption, 467 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 all of it, and give me a chance to come off the road. 468 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Everything is possible, Paxton. 469 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 God bless you. 470 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Selfridges, Thursday. Harvey Nichols, Friday. 471 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 -Right, yeah. -I will e-mail 472 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 and your new identity. 473 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Okay, okay. And after... After Harrods on Saturday-- 474 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 God bless you, Paxton. 475 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 - 476 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Shit. 477 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Hey, Linda, how's lockdown? 478 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 It's pretty bad. 479 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 How's Chicago? 480 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000 I'm in Vermont. 481 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Yeah, moved the family out to Vermont. 482 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,000 We're all here crazy happy. 483 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Kids make a lot of noise, so I got these 484 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Noise canceling. They work, like, you literally 485 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 No, I don't have those. 486 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 I can see in your face 487 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000 that you, uh, spoke to the guys at Events 488 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Update. Yeah. Yeah, I updated them. 489 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000 -Did you read them 490 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 The stuff about the Miracore family? 491 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,000 No, no, no, I didn't think that would translate. Um-- 492 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Linda, I wrote that message from the heart. I really meant 493 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 I can't believe you didn't read it out to them. 494 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 I didn't think it was appropriate to say 495 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 and there comes a time in every family's life 496 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000 when it's best if some family members fly the nest." 497 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Why is that not appropriate? 498 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Because they're not flying the nest, are they? 499 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 They're being thrown out of the nest 500 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000 into the long grass under the tree. 501 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 There's no tree. What tree? 502 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000 It's your nest, Guy. You came up with the analogy 503 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 So there has to be a tree. 504 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Do you have a temperature, Linda? 505 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Um, there are two big events which were already set up 506 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 One was at Westfield, 507 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 the other one was the Eve Schwarz store takeover 508 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 But both Westfield and Harrods have closed their door. 509 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 I love Harrods. 510 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Yeah, I love Harrods, too. 511 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 I worked there for five years, they were the happiest 512 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Anyway, the launch of Eve Schwarz collection 513 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000 so I chose Harrods because of its size 514 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000 You chose? I thought Melissa was 515 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Yeah. Sometimes I questioned her-- It doesn't matter. 516 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000 You've been carrying that department a long time. 517 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Yeah, well, they were family, weren't they? 518 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 And that's what you do with family. 519 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 You carry them until you get a direction 520 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 and then you dutifully drop them. 521 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Anyway, at Harrods, we have five million dollars 522 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 clothing and accessories already installed 523 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000 and store takeover under Miracore liability. 524 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000 And that includes the Harris Diamond 525 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 which was to be the centerpiece of the show. 526 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000 The Harris Diamond is under our insurance liability? 527 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000 It's, um... 528 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000 It's safe in the Harrods' secure vault, but, yes. 529 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000 I suggested to the people at Eve Schwarz 530 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,000 that we put everything into Harrods' secure storage 531 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 until this, um... 532 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Uh, until this situation is ended. 533 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,000 But we have a problem with insurance. You see... 534 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Uh... 535 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 So, Eve Schwarz's insurance policy 536 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 means that they are not allowed 537 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 except under their own corporate supervision. 538 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 So the merchandise 539 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 will have to be taken out of the store 540 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Anyway, the stores are allocating for collection. 541 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000 We have Westfield on Friday, Harrods on Saturday. 542 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 And then we discuss your role and your salary. 543 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000 -There'll be a lot 544 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,000 -Things are changing. -That's excellent news. 545 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Say hello to London. 546 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 -Enjoy Vermont. - You bet. 547 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000 What? Oh, fuck! Quinn! 548 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 - I'm going to the land 549 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000 to buy some milk. 550 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Do we need anything else? 551 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,000 I say the word "we" without any attempt to suggest 552 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,000 but there's no point in us both going separately 553 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 It's getting rough out there. 554 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 And increasingly, I think 555 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 people like me who have spent time 556 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 are thriving in this new reality. 557 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Oh, you know what, Paxton, fuck it. Come in. 558 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:41,000 All right, Paxton, here it is. In addition to milk, 559 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000 -What? -I was trying to hide 560 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000 but since we're no longer together, it doesn't really 561 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 You are smoking? 562 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Yes. I plan to carry on just until this thing is over. 563 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 It's magnificent, actually. 564 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 And when did you start smoking again? 565 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Just before Christmas. 566 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Why? 567 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,000 I started smoking again when I went to Paris. 568 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 -You went to Paris? -Yes, I went to Paris. 569 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000 I didn't tell you I went to Paris. 570 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Michael Essien invited me to Paris and I went. 571 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Okay, my therapist 572 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,000 identifies these moments as confession avalanche. 573 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Who the fuck is Michael Essien? 574 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 He is the founder of Miracore, 575 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 seventh wealthiest man in Germany. 576 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 -And you went to Paris with him? 577 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 He invited the CEOs from six countries 578 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 to come to Paris for his 60th birthday celebration. 579 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 Do you mind if I light this thing? 580 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000 And, you know what? Actually, it's my choice. 581 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 When I got to the hotel, there was this 582 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 and I met six other CEOs just like me, 583 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 only I had just become a CEO, 584 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 so I didn't realize exactly who I was until I saw 585 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,000 and then I was like, "Oh, so that's who 586 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 And we sat around this table, drinking champagne, 587 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 and the conversation was lots of little voices 588 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000 and one big voice saying "good," 589 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000 And then the big voice said, "Emerging markets" and I... 590 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 You know how sometimes when people say something 591 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000 Well, we did smoke a lot of weed 592 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:18,000 When he said "Emerging markets," 593 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:24,000 thing, this shape appearing from under the table 594 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:28,000 I think I actually did have a temperature that night. 595 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 then he said "Cigarettes and pharmaceuticals," 596 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000 and I drank some champagne and someone 597 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,000 that is people who persuade governments that products 598 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000 And the big voice said that facilitators were now 599 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000 and I saw this big chain dripping seaweed 600 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000 and then the big voice raised a toast to corruption, 601 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000 and everybody laughed ironically, including me. 602 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Paxton, look at me! 603 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,000 And this thing, this shape, it was swimming around 604 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 and then the big voice said, emerging market 605 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 were now some big percentage of Miracore's profits, 606 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000 and so there would have to be rationalization in Europe. 607 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 And I drank some water, because I felt a little sick, 608 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 but also like I might pass out, but then the waiter said 609 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,000 And, so, the rationalization was planned right there 610 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 at that table in Paris before Christmas. 611 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000 And the nice people that I fired earlier today, 612 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000 they weren't fired because of a virus, like I told them, 613 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000 that was a lie. They were fired because of this... 614 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 this thing, this shape, 615 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000 that swam with me all the way back to my room, 616 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:35,000 and to get rid of it, I used the disgusting glass swan 617 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 and rather then walk across broken 618 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 I decided to take the last train home 619 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 and when I got to the Gare du Nord station, 620 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 a homeless woman came up to me and asked me for a cigarette. 621 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 I told her that I didn't smoke, but I decided to buy her 622 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000 because I thought that maybe kindness might make me 623 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 about what I had become. And when she lit 624 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 I decided to have a cigarette, too. 625 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 And when I drew in the smoke, 626 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000 the thing stopped swimming. 627 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,000 So I sat down on the bench and I waited for my train. 628 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000 And that is why I started to smoke again. 629 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,000 But... to complete the answer to your original question, 630 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000 in addition to milk and cigarettes, we need bread 631 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 and fucking wine. 632 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 God! 633 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 God what? 634 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 Well, it sounds like you did have a temperature. 635 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 You know, they say this thing was around before Christmas. 636 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Paxton, no! It's not about the virus. 637 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,000 It's about me realizing who I am and what I do 638 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Although a complete re-examination of one's life 639 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 does seem to be a COVID side effect. 640 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 -You smashed a mirror? -Yeah. 641 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Yeah, because I was in it. 642 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 I also smashed a champagne bottle, 643 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 some champagne glasses, and I was about to smash 644 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 but then I decided to keep it, 645 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 but then I left it on the fucking train. 646 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Basically, I went, what you used to call, "Full Viking." 647 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 In fact, when I broke the mirror 648 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 and I saw my furious face in the cracked glass, 649 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 -I thought of you. - That's very sweet. 650 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Why didn't you tell me? 651 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,000 It was the onset of winter. Our winter. 652 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 And anyway, I didn't tell anybody, 653 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000 because if you don't tell anybody, 654 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000 -Did you get a bill for the mirror? 655 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Paxton, fuck the mirror. It's not about the mirror, 656 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Previously, at this point, 657 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000 -I would've hugged you. -No, really, 658 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 And anyway, besides, you're going shopping. 659 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:50,000 So, uh, milk, bread, wine, cigarettes. 660 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000 -And probably eggs. -I'm gonna put white flour 661 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 I'm gonna make bread. 662 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 -Please don't. -You know... 663 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000 what you just said wasn't a confession. 664 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 I didn't say it was a confession. 665 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000 'Cause you didn't do anything wrong. 666 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 No, it was an explanation. 667 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000 You did everything right. 668 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 You wanna hear a confession? 669 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:17,000 This morning I overslept, because last night 670 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Yes! 671 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Yes. 672 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Much worse than your cigarettes. 673 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000 I licked opium off little green bulbs from the garden. 674 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did. 675 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Our garden is full of heroin. 676 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000 You go beyond the washing line, it's like the Helmand Province. 677 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 After ten years, Paxton? 678 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Smoking isn't so great either. 679 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 You know, I've had some setbacks lately. 680 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Yeah, well, you know what, Paxton? 681 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 You know that green smoothie that I have in the mornings 682 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000 there's two shots of vodka in it. 683 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000 -Just two but-- -You are lying. 684 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 No, I'm not. 685 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Not every morning, but some mornings I do it. 686 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000 You think I'm so happy and normal is 'cause 687 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 People get confused. 688 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 No, I've never accused you of being happy 689 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,000 'Cause I'm not! All right? I see concepts. 690 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 I should've been an artist. 691 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 You are unhappy in an outwardly "happy, 692 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 let's pretend it's all fine" female way, 693 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000 and I am unhappy in an obviously thwarted, 694 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 -unfulfilled, castrated male way. 695 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Do not go down this road again, okay? 696 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Just go to the store. Milk, bread, wine, 697 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 Yeah, and fuck you, I'm buying flour. 698 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Fine! Wait. Do you have a mask? 699 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 No, I don't have a mask, no. 700 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Well, you'll have to tie something around 701 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Fuck! 702 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 My old bandana. 703 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Hmm. Yeah, well, it's no longer 704 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000 It's now government advice. 705 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,000 You were wearing that when I met you in Sturgis, 706 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I thought you looked like a desperado. 707 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000 No, I was just trying to get the dust 708 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Don't spoil it. 709 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Don't forget the milk and the eggs, Desperado. 710 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Oi! Move forward. 711 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Oi! 712 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Go ahead then. 713 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Fuck off. 714 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Oi. How many asses have you got? 715 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Fuck off! 716 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Paxton. 717 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Hearing the story about Paris out loud, it made me think... 718 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000 When lockdown's over, I'm going to think about 719 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Why are you telling me? 720 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 You called? 721 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000 Oh, Lord who art in heaven, I beseech you, 722 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000 look favorably upon Paxton and myself 723 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 and forgive us the sin of deception 724 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 which we are jointly about to commit 725 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 in pursuit of his ultimate redemption. Amen. 726 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Amen. 727 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Every prayer is tailored to suit the person 728 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 Either it's me writing the words or it's Jesus. 729 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 What do you want, Malcolm? 730 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 I've got your fake ID sorted. 731 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Virginia is delivering the ID card. 732 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I wanted to make sure you'd be in. 733 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 You know what, Malcolm? Everybody's in. 734 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 And I've sent you your new name. 735 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 I texted it to you. It's on your phone. 736 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Okay. 737 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000 A new name for the beginning of a new life. 738 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 And my new name is... 739 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Edgar Allen Poe. 740 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Yeah. 741 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Yeah, uh... 742 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Yeah. Malcolm, I obviously can't use this name. 743 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 Why not? 744 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 I'm hoping this is a joke, 745 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 but I know you, so it's probably not. 746 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 What joke? 747 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Okay. 748 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Edgar Allan Poe is the name of a famous, 749 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 like a... 750 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 like a very famous American novelist and poet. 751 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Never heard of him. 752 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Well, I assure you, 753 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Edgar Allan Poe is actually a very famous 754 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 American writer who I'm actually 755 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000 It was me that came up with Edgar. 756 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 It's my grandad's name. 757 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 So who came up with the "Allen Poe" part? 758 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Martin in dispatch. 759 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Fuck. 760 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Martin in dispatch hates me. 761 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000 He's deliberately suggested this 762 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 and unbearable. 763 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Well, the card's already been laminated. 764 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Malcolm, I can't go into expensive department stores 765 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000 in the West End, right, 766 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 and expect them to entrust me 767 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 with valuable clothing and jewelry, 768 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000 and tell them that my name is Edgar Allen fucking Poe! 769 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 If he's so famous, how come I've never 770 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 'Cause you don't read books! 771 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000 I read the Good Book. 772 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000 But he's not in the Bible, obviously. 773 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Anybody here ever heard of a writer 774 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 called Edgar Allan Poe? 775 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 No? 776 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 No one. There you go. 777 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000 I know there's no one there. 778 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 They are all working from home. 779 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Martin's here. 780 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000 This was his idea! 781 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Well, the card's already been laminated. 782 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 All right, look, I grant you that 90% 783 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 of the security guards working the night shift 784 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000 in the West End would not have heard 785 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000 of Edgar Allan Poe. 786 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Basically dealing with robots. 787 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 But I am an unlucky person. 788 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Fate has a way of doing these little 789 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Card's already laminated 790 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 and Martin has a new name badge 791 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 It's all in the envelope. 792 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000 By some chance, 793 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 choosing the name of a gloomy, 794 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000 introspective peddler of darkness is actually 795 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000 to my character, but please... 796 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,000 just give me a new card under a different name. 797 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 The robots don't give a fuck about the name, 798 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000 they just look at the photo. 799 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 You are due at Selfridges' loading bay B 800 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000 at 1800 hours tonight. 801 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Wear your uniform with your name tag. 802 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Flash your ID. 803 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Look, if you want to back out, 804 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 I can't get into trouble again, all right? 805 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000 This could be construed as deception 806 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 and attempted robbery. 807 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000 You counted me down, 808 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000 I'll count you down, you fucker. 809 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Five, four, three, two... 810 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Fuck! All right, all right. I'll do it. 811 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Good. 812 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Details are on the text. God bless you, Paxton. 813 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 No need to sign. I know him. 814 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Are you his other half? 815 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Yes, yes, I am. 816 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 He's so dry, isn't he? 817 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Hello, Paxton. 818 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 I was just saying you're very funny. 819 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 Yes, I am. I am hilarious. 820 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 We think he's too clever 821 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 We don't know why he doesn't get 822 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 Well, that's easy. 823 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000 It's 'cause ten years ago, I beat a man senseless 824 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000 in a bikers' roadhouse in Watford. 825 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 See? 826 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000 He's always saying silly things. 827 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 He's so dry. 828 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 Give my regards to Martin, 829 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Mmm-hmm. -Tell him 830 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Okay. 831 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000 See you when the madness is over. 832 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Yeah, well, for some of us, the madness never ends. 833 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Never forget, the man you beat senseless 834 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Please don't talk about people deserving things. 835 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 If it wasn't for you, a little man called 836 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 What you want, justice next? 837 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000 I know that you had a bad break, 838 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000 -but going forward-- -"Going forward"? 839 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000 When lockdown is over and we are apart, 840 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 you have to stop believing that fate is against you. 841 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 You have to stop believing the name Paxton 842 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 is a precursor of doom. 843 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Yes, well, my name isn't Paxton. 844 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Yeah. 845 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Paxton, you can't go through with this, 846 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 If you're doing it for cash, I'll give you the cash. 847 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000 I am not doing it for the cash. 848 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000 I'm doing it for the opportunity 849 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 But why am I telling you? 850 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Fuck. 851 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Paxton. 852 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Oh! 853 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Oh. 854 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Fuck 'em. 855 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000 And Linda seemed kind of detached 856 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000 Hey. 857 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Detached? 858 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000 Hi, Linda. 859 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000 We were talking about you. 860 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000 We were all just saying 861 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000 that we love that you're always so professional. 862 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Detached from what whole thing? 863 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 I was saying you handled the situation 864 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000 with Events without too much feeling getting in the way. 865 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000 You fired them well. 866 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 I did. Thank you. 867 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Good. 868 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Linda, is that a glass of wine? 869 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 Oh, yes, yeah, it is. 870 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000 Well... 871 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 it says wine on the label 872 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 but it tastes like something used to clean something 873 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000 Paxton chose it. 874 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Who's Paxton? 875 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Mmm, anyway... 876 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 we have a problem, so shall we get on? 877 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Hello, Martin. 878 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Hello, Edgar. 879 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 You know, from my observation of you 880 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000 since I joined the company, 881 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000 you represent the longest and most well-managed 882 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 nervous breakdown in history. 883 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 Why don't you go somewhere warm 884 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 I've disinfected the van for you. 885 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Everything you need is in there. 886 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000 You know, when Malcolm told me he was giving you 887 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 I advised him against it. 888 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 B2B normally keep lowlifes like you 889 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000 away from high-value cargo for a reason... 890 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Temptation. 891 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000 You forgot to put the keys to the van inside the envelope, 892 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000 I've read your human resources profile. 893 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000 My personal record is meant to be confidential, 894 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 but for your personal record, Martin, 895 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 I'm a different person now. Give me the fucking keys. 896 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Perhaps Malcolm didn't tell you. 897 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000 The estimated value of tonight's cargo 898 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000 out of Selfridges is £50,000. 899 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000 The value of your collection from Harvey Nichols on Friday 900 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000 is just under £100,000. 901 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 But on Saturday night, 902 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 when you go to Harrods, 903 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,000 you'll be driving away from the world's most glamorous 904 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 with jewelry and accessories in your van 905 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 worth over three million pounds. 906 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Now think on this. 907 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 You'll be wearing a mask and gloves, 908 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 you'll be using a false identity. 909 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Outside, the streets will be empty. 910 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Store security on quarter staff 911 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 with big holes caused by absences. 912 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 What more could a lowlife need 913 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 to pull off the perfect robbery. 914 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 You refer to me as "lowlife" one more time... 915 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 You'll what? Revert to type. 916 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Okay, here goes, one more time. 917 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Lowlife. 918 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,000 You know, Malcolm told me that if you do okay 919 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 he's gonna put you in customer services. 920 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Goin' out and meeting clients. 921 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000 'Cause you're so funny 922 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000 and you're so dry and you make 923 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Whereas I've been stuck in dispatches 924 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000 for seven and a half years. 925 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000 You have to stop thinking the whole world's 926 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Do it, Paxton. 927 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Take the opportunity that fate has given you. 928 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Exactly how much product do Eve Schwarz 929 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Uh, approximately three million pounds' 930 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Harrods wants everything out of the store 931 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000 and it's our responsibility... 932 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Oh, you've frozen, Linda. 933 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Can you hear me? 934 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Yeah, I can hear you, just your face is frozen. 935 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000 You've got this look of exasperation. 936 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Uh, someone's gonna have to go into Harrods 937 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000 and check the inventory and count everything out. 938 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 And it's gonna have to be someone that we trust. 939 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Someone who is familiar with the stock, 940 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000 and knows how the Harrods system works. 941 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000 So that means, inevitably, it's going to be me, isn't it? 942 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 Okay, but there's this, another second reason 943 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Michael Essien has decided. He wants to give you 944 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000 He wants to bring you home. 945 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000 Back to New York to run the East Coast. 946 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000 Uh... 947 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Wow, God. Um... 948 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Exciting. 949 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000 A unexpected turn of events 950 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000 and cheap wine don't pair well together. 951 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Um, I'm gonna have to, uh, really think about this. 952 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000 Uh, right, good night. 953 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Yeah, thank you. 954 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000 Linda, it's exciting-- - 955 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,000 A frozen look of exasperation. 956 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,000 ...and that is his second son, 957 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000 and here's his Symphony No. 4. 958 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 It's just that after our call last night, 959 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 we became worried about Paxton's state of mind. 960 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000 We worry that he might implode or explode. 961 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000 Knowing Paxton, he'll probably implode 962 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000 What's the difference? 963 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000 When you implode, you withdraw 964 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 when you explode, you impose yourself 965 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 David, for example, when he gets angry, 966 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 When I get angry, I explode. 967 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 -I can also explode if I have to. 968 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000 You've obviously never seen me 969 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Well, actually I have. Since lockdown. 970 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000 You've heard me through the wall, 971 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Okay, then, I haven't heard you explode. 972 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000 I've actually been very surprised 973 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 about how submissive you are in meetings. 974 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000 -Submissive? -You're the boss, David, 975 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000 -Anyway, just to reassure you, Paxton's okay. 976 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 In fact, Paxton maybe getting a promotion. 977 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Linda, are you drinking alone? 978 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000 No, I've got three firemen waiting for me in the kitchen. 979 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Since lockdown, David has been drinking so much more. 980 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,000 Yes, David, isn't it wonderful? 981 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 We now keep a record. We count the bottles. 982 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000 -I don't care. -Your body cares. 983 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 Your body counts the bottles and keeps an inventory 984 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000 David, my fellow drinker, I'd like to tell you 985 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000 -What secret? -You know, Linda, 986 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000 there have been many occasions 987 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 where I've had a few glasses of wine 988 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000 I woke up like, "Golly. Wow. 989 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,000 Oh, I've done that so many times, too. 990 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000 You know, my mantra is, secrets and wine 991 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000 -don't go great together. -Let her tell me the secret. 992 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 I think he's gonna like this secret. 993 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000 I think you're gonna like this secret, David, 994 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Something he's gonna like, you don't know. 995 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 -No, he might not. -What the fuck are you two 996 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 The secret is this. -He might not be in a place 997 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000 where it's okay. He watches Fox. 998 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000 It is I who am buying Paxton's motorbike. 999 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 What? 1000 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000 When he said he was selling it, 1001 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 I arranged a dealer to buy it anonymously. 1002 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 I'm gonna buy it and give it back to him. 1003 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000 My parting gift. 1004 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000 For a while I've known I had to leave him. 1005 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000 But... 1006 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000 But losing the bike, yeah, that's too much. 1007 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000 And the bike means something to me, too. 1008 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000 You know, youth. 1009 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Cigarettes. Bad, bad wine chosen by Paxton. 1010 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Wow, that's-- -Linda, that's awesome. 1011 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 But here's the thing, David. I want you to tell him 1012 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 that it's you who is buying the bike 1013 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 and giving it back to him. I don't want him to know 1014 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000 Why? 1015 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000 It'll hurt him less. 1016 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000 He really is quite prehistoric. 1017 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 I'm a bit drunk and I hate people 1018 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000 who get emotional on these things, so... 1019 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000 Fuck. 1020 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Making noise for the NHS. 1021 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000 We've got Beethoven's 1022 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Whoo! - 1023 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Whoo! 1024 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Hey. 1025 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Couldn't sleep. 1026 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000 If the wine didn't work, go and lick the garden. 1027 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000 How was it tonight? 1028 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Every security person I met was under the age of 12, 1029 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000 and every one of them was too busy 1030 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000 to fully acknowledge my ID. 1031 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Anyway, I think for the young generation, 1032 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,000 I could have had an ID card with William Shakespeare 1033 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 How many more pick-ups do you have? 1034 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Um, tomorrow, Harvey Nichols 1035 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000 and then, Saturday, Harrods. 1036 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 Harrods? Saturday night? 1037 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000 It's all gone mad out there. 1038 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000 One of the security guards was telling me about 1039 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,000 are taking out diamond rings and watches in plastic bags 1040 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000 and getting into Ubers. 1041 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 What are you taking out of Harrods? 1042 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 I don't know. 1043 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Martin says it's over three million 1044 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 No co-drivers 'cause of COVID. 1045 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 Carrying it to where? 1046 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Uh, the docket says Heathrow. Ten o'clock flight 1047 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Harrods to Heathrow, Saturday night, 1048 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,000 three million pounds, ten o'clock flight. 1049 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000 Look, there's the hedgehog. 1050 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000 Oh, no, he's gone. 1051 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Ah, he's gone. 1052 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000 How was your evening? 1053 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 Okay, um, Paxton. Here it is. 1054 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,000 You can't do that pick-up 1055 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000 You really can't. 1056 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000 What are you talking about? 1057 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000 Okay, do you remember once I asked you, 1058 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000 do you believe in God, and you said that 1059 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,000 you believe that he's busy on another project, 1060 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000 but occasionally he puts his head 1061 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000 Well, I think this may be one of those occasions, 1062 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:49,000 'cause God or fate or the virus or somebody put our paths 1063 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000 On Saturday, I will be in Harrods packing up 1064 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000 that you are due to carry. 1065 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000 Fuck. 1066 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 What are you talkin' about? I... 1067 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000 I have to do the pick-up. 1068 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000 If you do, you will be caught. 1069 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 It doesn't matter what name you're using. 1070 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000 It's a fake name and I have implemented 1071 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 You won't make it past the door. 1072 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,000 I know, because it's my system 1073 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000 I'm sorry. And what the fuck, don't even begin. 1074 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 I can't fucking get anywhere! 1075 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000 I mean... 1076 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Can't you just tell them that you know me? 1077 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000 That... 1078 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,000 That you know I can be trusted. 1079 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000 That I was your partner. 1080 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000 -What? -It doesn't work like that. 1081 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000 And I... 1082 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 Since joining Miracore three years ago, 1083 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000 I haven't told anyone I have a partner. 1084 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,000 Partly because I wanted to keep work separate. 1085 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Yeah, but mostly because you were embarrassed 1086 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000 to have a partner that drives a van. 1087 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Yes. All of the above. I... 1088 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000 But now, I am looking at myself. 1089 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 Since lockdown, I'm looking back at myself 1090 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000 like that was then and this is now. 1091 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Well, good for you, Linda, 1092 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 but if I don't make this collection 1093 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,000 then, not only will Malcolm not promote me, 1094 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 he will fire me. 1095 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000 I could always start dealing heroin. 1096 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000 Lowlife is lowlife. 1097 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:34,000 No job. No bike. 1098 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,000 No you. 1099 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:53,000 When I worked at Harrods, I had so much fun. 1100 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 I knew everyone. Everyone knew me. 1101 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000 Most of them still work there-- 1102 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Is there any possibility we might get back to me 1103 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 I mean, I'm the one whose life is fucked. 1104 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000 No, no, this is about you. 1105 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000 All right, I know all the security guards, 1106 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,000 -I know the security systems. -So? 1107 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 So there is a way for you to make your pick-up 1108 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000 and deliver to Heathrow without getting caught. 1109 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 You will get your promotion and I will get 1110 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000 and no one will know. 1111 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000 But we will be breaking the law. 1112 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:20,000 So you're gonna have to do absolutely everything 1113 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,000 Michael Morgan. Acting Deputy Head, 1114 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 Yes, you are in my old department. 1115 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 How's life at Harrods? 1116 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000 I only just joined. I used to be 1117 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 Oh, quite a change then. 1118 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Not really. No, Harrods is like a big ship. 1119 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Oh. Okay. 1120 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,000 I mean, there are, obviously, huge differences. 1121 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000 Of course. 1122 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Yeah, and not just in terms of the shape of the building 1123 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,000 or the fact that it doesn't float. 1124 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000 -You know, it's... -Oh, yeah. 1125 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,000 Yeah, the working environment must be very different, 1126 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 Yes, it is. Lot of women here. 1127 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 -Yeah. -Yes. 1128 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000 Yeah, on the ship, there was only four. 1129 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000 And, uh, two of them were called Karen. 1130 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Called them Karen one and Karen two. 1131 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000 I think Kate's meant to be joining us? 1132 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000 -Kate Smith, yes, from Events. 1133 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000 When I knew her, she was Kate Wiley. 1134 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000 She must have gotten married. 1135 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 Yeah, she did get married, yeah, but it all went 1136 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Oh, sorry to hear that. 1137 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 What happened? 1138 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000 I don't know. They don't talk to me 1139 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000 -Linda! 1140 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000 Katie! 1141 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000 Oh my God, Oh, my God. How are you? 1142 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,000 Oh, my gosh. You know, I'm surviving. 1143 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000 Linda, you have gone off like a rocket! 1144 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000 -Oh, stop. -I mean, my God. 1145 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000 When they said CEO Miracore, 1146 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,000 I thought, "Okay, God, some bald man," 1147 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000 -but then I saw your name. - 1148 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,000 Linda was just asking what went wrong 1149 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,000 - was just askin'. -No. No, no, no. 1150 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000 When a man is shorter than you 1151 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000 and then suddenly decides 1152 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 to let his beard grow very, very long 1153 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,000 and then becomes obsessed with so called "white magic," 1154 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000 it can just get very creepy very quickly. 1155 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000 -Anyway, what can we 1156 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000 I have an update about the Eve Schwarz clear-out 1157 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000 You see, all the secure freight companies 1158 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000 and it looks like our logistics department 1159 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000 Eve Schwarz, Miracore. Here it is. 1160 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000 They've booked a freight company that 1161 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000 so that's why I'm anxious. 1162 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,000 Lime green is the color and, uh... 1163 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000 So you're anxious about the freight company? 1164 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000 It's gonna be green arrows pointing-- 1165 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 So if it's okay with you, 1166 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,000 I know the Harrods security system 1167 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000 and I'd like to run the checks 1168 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000 Oh, no, no, that's Imran's job. 1169 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000 Do you remember Imran, Linda? 1170 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000 I love Imran... 1171 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000 Imran is now head of Events security. 1172 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000 He's Michael's boss. 1173 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,000 You got any questions. I can handle everything. 1174 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000 Let me text him now. 1175 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000 Don't, I'm gonna be the one with the arrows. So... 1176 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000 Okay. Done. 1177 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000 Tomorrow, I'll run you through the system myself 1178 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000 and then get you into the store. 1179 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000 After that, what can go wrong? 1180 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Hey, great. Thanks. 1181 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000 I really appreciate you doing this for me. 1182 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 -What's the matter? -I don't know. 1183 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 Days are passing quickly. 1184 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,000 When I woke up this morning, 1185 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,000 it really hit me for the first time. 1186 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 The reality of what's happening hit me. 1187 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000 The lockdown will eventually end. 1188 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Then... 1189 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000 the love of my life will be gone. 1190 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000 Paxton, you will move on from this. You will heal. 1191 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,000 There'll be a huge hole in my life. 1192 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,000 You'll change and grow. And... 1193 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 Eventually you'll... 1194 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000 you'll meet someone else. 1195 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000 You were talking about the bike, weren't you? 1196 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 Yeah. Why? 1197 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:54,000 The bike is one of the loves of my life. 1198 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000 And I am one of the holes? 1199 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Obviously you're the biggest hole. 1200 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,000 Oh, why, thank you. 1201 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 I was gonna take the bike out today. 1202 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000 The streets are completely deserted. 1203 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 I was gonna call it "Lockdown-one-last-ride." 1204 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000 I thought maybe... 1205 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,000 Oh, no, I can't go with you, Paxton. 1206 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000 No. I have an important meeting. 1207 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,000 An open road and a broken heart. 1208 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,000 Don't kill yourself. 1209 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000 -Linda! -Michael. 1210 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000 How are you coping? 1211 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000 You know, it's been quite difficult. 1212 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 I can imagine. -Mmm. 1213 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000 -You know, I'm locked up 1214 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000 with only eagles and bears and my family for company. 1215 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000 Please don't kill yourself. 1216 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000 What? 1217 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000 I said it must be nice to have time to yourself. 1218 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Anyway, before we get on to the exciting 1219 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,000 and your big decision to come home to New York, 1220 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,000 the good news is that we have found a buyer 1221 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,000 Uh, actually, I haven't decided to 1222 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,000 The buyer saw the diamond on the virtual presentation 1223 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000 that you put together ahead of the store takeover. 1224 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000 That's great. Who is it? 1225 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,000 In our new world, Linda, 1226 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000 one does not ask who. He's anonymous. 1227 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000 But I can tell you this. He's, um... 1228 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,000 A very unpleasant member of a very unpleasant family 1229 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,000 who run a very unpleasant country 1230 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,000 Oh. 1231 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000 He is facilitating Miracore in his country 1232 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 and so I've brokered the purchase of the diamond 1233 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,000 Harrods themselves will have nothing 1234 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000 so I have acted as go-between. 1235 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000 Hurray for us, no? 1236 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000 Yes, hurray for us. 1237 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,000 Uh, will he be wanting to pick up the diamond 1238 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,000 He is not allowed into the UK. 1239 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000 Money laundering? Human rights abuses? 1240 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000 Anyway, the big question, Linda, 1241 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,000 the issue at hand here is the future of Linda. 1242 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000 When will you be coming home? 1243 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000 Um... 1244 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,000 Well, I've decided to leave my decision 1245 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000 until after lockdown is lifted. 1246 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:07,000 -Okay. -I have lots of ties 1247 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000 Uh-huh. I was told that you're single. 1248 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:17,000 Actually, that was never true, 1249 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,000 The fact that you are single is one of the reasons I want 1250 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000 I'm planning to get to know more about you. 1251 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000 You... 1252 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000 You fascinate me, Linda. 1253 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000 So tough on the outside, 1254 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000 but inside, 1255 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000 are you tough? 1256 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000 Do you remember when you came to Paris? 1257 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,000 That evening, after the meeting, 1258 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,000 I was going to take you out to dinner. 1259 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:45,000 I was actually going to try to seduce you that night. 1260 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:50,000 Well, I can only speculate what kind of evening 1261 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:54,000 But I suspect it would have involved broken glass. 1262 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000 Anyway, uh, should I send the diamond 1263 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000 to this probable mass murderer's home 1264 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:01,000 or should I send it straight to his torture chamber? 1265 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,000 What? 1266 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,000 Where would you like me to send the diamond? 1267 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000 Ah, send it to New York. 1268 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000 Um, because of COVID, it will be 1269 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,000 to a safe vault in Wall Street. 1270 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000 There'll be no one to check it there, 1271 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:19,000 so please make sure that the verification papers 1272 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000 Got that? 1273 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000 -Um-- -For many of our 1274 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,000 the act of acquisition is an end in itself. 1275 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000 Okay. See you in New York, Linda. 1276 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,000 Well, I... 1277 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,000 To mention 1278 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000 On looking flash 1279 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000 your attention 1280 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,000 And your record collection 1281 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000 You'll qualify 1282 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000 Old age pension 1283 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:59,000 Your money or your life 1284 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:06,000 No bullet or a knife 1285 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000 Don't be ridiculous, Linda. 1286 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000 A shortage of medical masks, 1287 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000 people are making their own from old clothing. 1288 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000 But the WHO said it doesn't know 1289 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000 Hey. 1290 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,000 -Where'd you go? - 1291 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,000 Peckham Rye. 1292 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,000 -Why? -I don't know. 1293 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,000 What do you mean, you don't know? 1294 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000 I was just driving really, really fast, 1295 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000 because I was being chased by the police. 1296 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000 -What? -I was playing 1297 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000 Green for stop, red for go. 1298 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,000 Fuck! 1299 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,000 Did they get your license number? 1300 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,000 No, I'm too fast for 'em. 1301 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000 I'm a streak of light on an empty road 1302 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,000 I'm the last man alive. 1303 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,000 I let the road direct me and I achieved that 1304 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000 where the bike becomes part of your body. 1305 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,000 I found myself in South London on some sort of urban farm 1306 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000 and I hid among the goats. 1307 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000 Remember the goat was my totem animal 1308 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:07,000 I sat with the goats and then resumed my journey 1309 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000 I was in Peckham. 1310 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000 I bought you cigarettes. 1311 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000 And I had one myself. 1312 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000 My first real, real one in ten years. 1313 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,000 And you were right, tobacco tastes like youth! 1314 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000 And real is real, and real tobacco 1315 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000 and I want another one right now 1316 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,000 and I'm gonna have one. 1317 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,000 You have a look in your eyes I haven't seen in a long time. 1318 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000 I don't mean to frighten you. 1319 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000 I'm not frightened. 1320 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:49,000 Remember I told you about the glass horse 1321 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:53,000 No, I'm still with the goats. 1322 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,000 I held the horse and jockey by the jockey 1323 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,000 and swung it around and... 1324 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,000 And I remembered how it felt to be a rider 1325 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,000 and to feel like you're a part of the thing 1326 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,000 It's a sexual feeling. 1327 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,000 Yeah, it is. 1328 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:10,000 I now wish I'd come with you. 1329 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,000 Really? 1330 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000 Paxton, 1331 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,000 for a long time, I've known that 1332 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,000 And for a long time, the only unbroken thread 1333 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,000 Go on. 1334 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,000 I'm finding this moment difficult because... 1335 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,000 I made a vow this wouldn't happen, 1336 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,000 so could you just take the leather jacket off 1337 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,000 and go hold a tea towel or something? 1338 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000 -Hold a tea towel? -Or buy some milk, 1339 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:39,000 -We have milk. -Or bake bread. That would 1340 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,000 I just want to get on my bike and ride 1341 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,000 and fuck the world. 1342 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 Okay, Paxton, here it is. 1343 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000 Probably as a result of lockdown, 1344 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000 you have a mad urge to ride your motorbike 1345 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000 And as of two hours ago, I have a mad urge 1346 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000 to steal a diamond worth three million pounds 1347 01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,000 from a mass murderer 1348 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,000 and quit my job and become an artist. 1349 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000 What? 1350 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,000 But I think the most practical thing 1351 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,000 we can do to get this madness out of our system 1352 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,000 is that I break my vow and we go upstairs 1353 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,000 and have sex. 1354 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,000 "Lockdown-one-last-ride." 1355 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,000 Goats, now this. 1356 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,000 What a fucking day. 1357 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,000 Hi. Yeah, she's, uh, she's just changing. 1358 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000 Oh, by the way, 1359 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000 you ever heard of a poet called Edgar Allan Poe? 1360 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000 -What? -Yeah, never mind. 1361 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000 All right. One second. 1362 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,000 You're listening to 1363 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,000 And this is George Frideric Handel. 1364 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,000 Please hang up or press 1365 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:02,000 Uh, Linda, I'm just calling to say that 1366 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000 I know this afternoon didn't mean anything, 1367 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,000 but I want you to know that it would have 1368 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,000 like South Dakota 1369 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,000 that afternoon when it rained. 1370 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,000 And also, I have this bizarre memory 1371 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,000 that just before we strayed from the path 1372 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000 you said something about stealing a diamond. 1373 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,000 ...you said something 1374 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,000 Did I imagine that? 1375 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,000 Oh, God! - 1376 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,000 Thank you. 1377 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:36,000 No, Grandma, I am not seriously considering it. 1378 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,000 Fuck. 1379 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:03,000 This is where the patients 1380 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:07,000 But now, it's needed for COVID-19 overflow from 1381 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:11,000 Hospitals are having to adapt their spaces 1382 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,000 to be able to deal with Coronavirus. 1383 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,000 I've been a nurse in ICU 1384 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,000 -and I've never seen... - 1385 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,000 All right. 1386 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,000 Big Saturday. Harrods. 1387 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,000 The grand deception. 1388 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,000 You have to tell me exactly what it is 1389 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,000 Paxton... 1390 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,000 Sit down. Wait there. 1391 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,000 This is just us organizing what it is that 1392 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,000 It's nothing else. 1393 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,000 Why, what else would it be? 1394 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,000 Nothing. Why do you ask? 1395 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000 Are you okay? 1396 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:02,000 Me? I am okay. I am intensely okay 1397 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000 Okay. Background. 1398 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:10,000 Harrods. The top part is the public area. 1399 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,000 But below ground, there are seven floors. 1400 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,000 Floors where merchandise is stored 1401 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,000 and lots of tunnels 1402 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000 where expensive items such as jewelry 1403 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000 are transported to secure elevators. 1404 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,000 All grown up and glamorous above 1405 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,000 and efficient and scary below. 1406 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,000 Security at Harrods is unbelievably tight, 1407 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,000 it would be impossible to get inside 1408 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000 to actually steal something. 1409 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000 Steal? 1410 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,000 Who's talking about stealing anything? 1411 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000 Everything is normal. Paxton, stop being weird. 1412 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,000 It's not me being weird. 1413 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,000 I mean, you clearly appear to have a hidden agenda, 1414 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,000 which is not really that hidden, 1415 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,000 Also, you've got a smudge above your eye. 1416 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,000 Did you get my message on your phone last night? 1417 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000 About South Dakota? 1418 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,000 And about a diamond. 1419 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,000 Paxton, what is the matter with you? 1420 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000 -There's nothing the matter with me. 1421 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Yesterday, you were talking about stealing a diamond. 1422 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000 You were, I'm not imagining it. 1423 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000 And today, you are drawing Harrods like it's, uh, 1424 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,000 some kind of secret plan in a secret heist movie. 1425 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:14,000 How can you draw a rectangle like you're in 1426 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000 Do you have a secret plan? 1427 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,000 I saw my grandmother's face yesterday. 1428 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:24,000 I told her, "It's okay, Grandma, 1429 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,000 I'm not going to do anything stupid." 1430 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000 You said the diamond is called a Harris Diamond. 1431 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:31,000 Oh, Paxton, come on. 1432 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000 It's Saturday. It's morning. 1433 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:38,000 All the weird 4:00 a.m. fantasies and options have 1434 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,000 Tell me about the diamond. 1435 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,000 There are two Harris Diamonds. 1436 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:49,000 -What? -There are two 1437 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,000 -Why are there two? - 1438 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,000 Do you think I slept at all last night, Paxton? 1439 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,000 Well actually, no, I didn't. 1440 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,000 And what was it that kept you awake? 1441 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,000 Harris Diamond one, Harris Diamond two. 1442 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:08,000 One is real, the other is fake. 1443 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,000 Whenever a diamond of this value 1444 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,000 they use a replica of the real thing 1445 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000 to put into the public area. 1446 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,000 The actual diamond is kept safe 1447 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,000 Currently, the replica 1448 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,000 is on display here on the ground floor. 1449 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:27,000 But your real Harris Diamond 1450 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,000 Tonight, at exactly 7:00 p.m., 1451 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,000 you and I will be escorted to the vaults by security 1452 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,000 to collect the real Harris Diamond. 1453 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,000 We will then go up the ground floor 1454 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,000 in a secure elevator where we add the diamond 1455 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,000 to the rest of the Eve Schwarz 1456 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,000 Then, right there at 7:30 p.m., we will have the real diamond 1457 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,000 and the very good replica diamond, 1458 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,000 next to each other, almost indistinguishable. 1459 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,000 And because of COVID restrictions, 1460 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:51,000 the only people that will be there 1461 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:55,000 So, then we put the real diamond 1462 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,000 and send it to New York, and we take 1463 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,000 and I put it in my purse, we take it away 1464 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,000 and that is what we are going to fucking do, 1465 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000 exactly that and nothing else. 1466 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,000 May I ask a very obvious question? 1467 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,000 No, you may not. 1468 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,000 What would happen if we sent the replica to New York 1469 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,000 and kept the real thing? 1470 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,000 I'm assuming that as soon as it got to New York, 1471 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:18,000 someone would realize that it was fake. 1472 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000 No, they wouldn't. 1473 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,000 That is why I couldn't sleep. 1474 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,000 Whichever one we send to New York, 1475 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,000 it will go into a secure vault 1476 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,000 and won't even be looked at by another human being 1477 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:32,000 for 20, 50, 100 years. 1478 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,000 Holy fuck. 1479 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:39,000 Three million pounds, tax free. 1480 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,000 No consequences. 1481 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000 One for me, one for you, one for the NHS. 1482 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,000 You have thought about this. 1483 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,000 You know, I need to go meditate. 1484 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,000 Are you sure they won't check it in New York? 1485 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,000 Shut up. I need to meditate. 1486 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,000 What were you going to say? 1487 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000 The man who bought the diamond is bad. 1488 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,000 He's really bad, and you and I are good. 1489 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,000 And the NHS is good. And good is better 1490 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,000 When I explained all that to Grandma, 1491 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,000 even she said, "Well, yeah, that's true." 1492 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,000 And she was a Calvinist, straight as a rod. 1493 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,000 Unlike me, who is weak in the face of temptation. 1494 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,000 Live wild or die, Linda. 1495 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,000 Paxton, you're forgetting something 1496 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000 Assuming that we do this thing, 1497 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,000 which we definitely won't, 1498 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,000 how would two ordinary people like you and me 1499 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:26,000 find a way to sell a three million pounds 1500 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,000 Okay, that was it. That was my last attempt 1501 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,000 to find a logical reason why we shouldn't do this, 1502 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,000 but you are going to say "Archie Bruce," aren't you? 1503 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,000 Yes, I am. 1504 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,000 Archie Bruce. 1505 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:40,000 Over the years, I've kept up 1506 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,000 I mean, Archie Bruce, 1507 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,000 he's graduated from stealing motorcycles 1508 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,000 to stealing vintage cars 1509 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,000 and fine art and jewelry. 1510 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,000 I mean, he'd have Mr. Harris in a penthouse in Moscow 1511 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,000 before the banging of the next saucepans. 1512 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,000 And he'd do a preferential deal 1513 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,000 because you stepped in one night and saved his life 1514 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:59,000 at a roadhouse in Watford. 1515 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,000 Circle of life, something like that. 1516 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,000 With Archie Bruce, the nightmare began. 1517 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,000 Maybe with Archie Bruce, the nightmare ends. 1518 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:15,000 So, what are we going to do, Linda? 1519 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,000 Okay, Paxton, here it is. 1520 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:26,000 We decide tonight. 1521 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,000 When we're there at Harrods with the diamonds, 1522 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,000 we're gonna know what's right and what's wrong. 1523 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,000 We'll decide in the moment. 1524 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,000 Or let the moment decide. 1525 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,000 What's the difference? 1526 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,000 Fate versus free will. 1527 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,000 Who controls our destiny? 1528 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,000 Is everything part of a plan 1529 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,000 or do we fuck things up for ourselves? 1530 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,000 Tonight at 7:30, we find out. 1531 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,000 Hey, half-brother. 1532 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,000 What, now? You wanna Zoom? 1533 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,000 All right, give me a minute. 1534 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:16,000 Ah, Paxton, how are you? 1535 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,000 Actually, I am at a fork in the road. 1536 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,000 Really? Then perhaps what I have to say 1537 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,000 will have some bearing on which fork you take, 1538 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,000 because it is sort of road related. 1539 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,000 You see, Paxton, the other day 1540 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,000 you want to sell your motorcycle, 1541 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:35,000 I thought, "Wait a minute. Time out. Not so fast." 1542 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:40,000 And then, after I cut the call 1543 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,000 Mum? 1544 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,000 How she would feel about you having to sell 1545 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,000 your most precious possession, 1546 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,000 while at the same time, over here 1547 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,000 in the beautiful Hudson Valley, 1548 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,000 your brother, your half-brother 1549 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:54,000 You know, when the cherry trees 1550 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,000 it sucks, but there are worse things. 1551 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,000 Yeah, not for the cherry tree. 1552 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,000 Maybe worse for a cherry tree 1553 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,000 is the steady tread of George Washington 1554 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,000 as he approaches with an axe in his hand 1555 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,000 and a head full of good intentions. 1556 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,000 Anyway, I wondered what Mom would want me to do. 1557 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,000 Well, remembering Mum, 1558 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,000 I think she'd want you to get to the point. 1559 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,000 Okay, Paxton, here it is. 1560 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:22,000 It is I who has bought your precious motorcycle. 1561 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:25,000 The purchaser of your bike is me. 1562 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,000 And I am giving it back to you. 1563 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:30,000 My gesture, half-brother to half-brother. 1564 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:33,000 Your bike is yours once more. 1565 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,000 Don't thank me, Paxton. 1566 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,000 Please. No need. 1567 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:39,000 All I ask, the only thing I ask of you, Paxton, 1568 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,000 is that you are kind to yourself 1569 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,000 That you learn from this. 1570 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,000 That the world does not hate you. 1571 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,000 That, yes, sometimes fate seems harsh and cruel, 1572 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,000 but people really do what good-- 1573 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:55,000 Hey, David, it's Linda. Hi! 1574 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,000 Uh, Linda, I thought I was just speaking 1575 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,000 Yes, I know. I heard, David, your magnificent gesture, 1576 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,000 and I just... I couldn't stop myself, 1577 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,000 I couldn't help myself. I just had to jump 1578 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,000 and say, "Oh, my God, David. 1579 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,000 What kind of a person are you?" 1580 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,000 David bought my fucking bike. 1581 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,000 Yes, I heard. I heard, and then I heard the sermon, 1582 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,000 and I thought, "Wow! 1583 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,000 Not only is he so generous with his cash, 1584 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,000 he is so free with his wisdom." 1585 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,000 Anyway, Paxton, there it is-- 1586 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,000 Don't let me interrupt this meaningful moment. 1587 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,000 What is it that you were saying, David? 1588 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,000 Something about fate being harsh and... 1589 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:26,000 -...cruel? 1590 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,000 Hmm. 1591 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,000 Why were you mad at him? 1592 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,000 I wasn't mad. -Yes, you were. 1593 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,000 It was you. 1594 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,000 Paxton, don't be ridiculous. You heard what David said. 1595 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,000 David would never do something like that, 1596 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,000 but he would take the credit. 1597 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,000 Whereas you would do something like that 1598 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,000 and give the credit to someone else. 1599 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,000 You did it 'cause you felt sorry for me. 1600 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,000 Yes, I worried about what would happen 1601 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,000 if you lost everything. 1602 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,000 Mainly because I didn't want anything bad 1603 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,000 Confession avalanche, but also I... 1604 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,000 I did it because the bike represents us. 1605 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,000 -And-- -No, no, no. 1606 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:18,000 Pity is over here, all right, and love is way over here. 1607 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,000 Don't pretend there is a bridge. 1608 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,000 But would you still feel pity for a man 1609 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:25,000 who'd just stolen a million pounds? 1610 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,000 I'd be a millionaire, 1611 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,000 and a bandido once again. 1612 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,000 Maybe you'd change your mind. 1613 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,000 Maybe we'd ride off into the sunset. 1614 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,000 Paxton... 1615 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,000 whatever we decide to do tonight, 1616 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,000 we will go our separate ways. 1617 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:48,000 The money would mean that we're both free. 1618 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,000 Well, I will factor that 1619 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,000 into my decision-making process. 1620 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,000 Thanks for the bike. 1621 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,000 Om... 1622 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,000 Ladies and gentlemen... 1623 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,000 fellow inmates... 1624 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,000 I have something for you 1625 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,000 before I head off on the number 27 bus 1626 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,000 to meet my destiny. 1627 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:26,000 It's a passage from a poem 1628 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:29,000 written by T.S. Eliot, 1629 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,000 who I'm sure no one has ever heard of either. 1630 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:38,000 "She turns and looks a moment in the glass, 1631 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:42,000 hardly aware of her departed lover. 1632 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:46,000 Her brain allows one half-formed thought 1633 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:51,000 Well, now that's done, and I'm glad it's over." 1634 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,000 See you in the moment, Linda. 1635 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,000 This could be the last bus I ever take. 1636 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,000 Oh, I've decided to go by myself. Thanks. 1637 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,000 No problem. -Thank you. 1638 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:25,000 Do it, Paxton. Take the opportunity 1639 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,000 -Hi, stranger. - Oh, my God! 1640 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:06,000 -I want to hug you. 1641 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:08,000 I can't hug you, I can't hug you. 1642 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,000 I hate this virus. 1643 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,000 I'm blowing you kisses. 1644 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,000 -Oh, my God. - Hello, stranger. 1645 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:14,000 Hey, oh... - 1646 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,000 This place died when you left. 1647 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:18,000 Oh, Charlotte, I need to know the name 1648 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,000 of your personal trainer right now, seriously. 1649 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,000 I actually lost weight because of stress, 1650 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:23,000 'cause I found out my girlfriend 1651 01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:24,000 was stealing a load of money from me. 1652 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:25,000 What? -Long story. 1653 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,000 -Hi! -Hi. 1654 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:32,000 Terry, yeah. Terry, guess who's here? 1655 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,000 Yeah, have a little look at Cam 14. 1656 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,000 Oh, shit, it's Linda. 1657 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,000 So, Linda, what are you doing here? 1658 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,000 Oh, I'm not on the list, because I made 1659 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,000 a special arrangement with Imran, 1660 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,000 so I just need a desk for five minutes. 1661 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,000 Or three minutes. Charlotte, can I? 1662 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,000 -Come through. - Okay. Oh! 1663 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,000 I need to wait for my, um, driver. 1664 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,000 Oh, hang on. Excuse me. 1665 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,000 Hi. B2B Pro Freight Services? 1666 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,000 Yeah. 1667 01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:03,000 For the Eve Schwarz collection? 1668 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,000 -Uh-huh. -Yeah? 1669 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,000 Okay, just wait here for one second. Okay. 1670 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:11,000 We couldn't get our normal freight service. 1671 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,000 World's gone mad. 1672 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,000 I'm going to have to run a hundred checks 1673 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,000 We'll just need to see his ID. 1674 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:17,000 And Imran said we do need to check the driver's ID. 1675 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,000 Of course. 1676 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,000 Yeah, can I see your ID? 1677 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,000 Thank you. 1678 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,000 Oh, my God, Charlotte. 1679 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:51,000 I didn't tell you. You of all people. 1680 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,000 What? 1681 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,000 It's just the most earth-shattering, 1682 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,000 life-changing, amazing news. 1683 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:57,000 I found someone. I met someone. 1684 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,000 -No. -Yes. 1685 01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:00,000 Oh, my God. I thought you were 1686 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000 -Me, too! -Dating app? Bumble? 1687 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,000 -What's he like? - He's, uh... 1688 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,000 He's a poet. 1689 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,000 -Oh? -Yeah. 1690 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,000 Yeah, he's like a really wild poet. 1691 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,000 Oh, my God, that's so romantic. 1692 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,000 Hmm, I know. 1693 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:16,000 But listen, I've got a slot in the vaults at 7:00. 1694 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,000 -I gotta get this guy processed. Thank you. 1695 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:21,000 -Linda... -Oh, life, life. 1696 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,000 Right? You never know what's coming down the line. 1697 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:24,000 -Mmm-hmm. -Okay. 1698 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,000 We're good. 1699 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:33,000 Thank you, Mark. 1700 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,000 Anything for you, Linda. 1701 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:40,000 Okay, I'm going to generate you 1702 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,000 that will give you access to all areas. 1703 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:46,000 -Date of birth. - January 19th, 1704 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:49,000 But I didn't have my first poem 1705 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,000 Okay, that's good. That's good. 1706 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:54,000 You're taking it lightly. You're not panicking. 1707 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,000 January 19th, 1980. 1708 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,000 Height, six feet. 1709 01:31:58,000 --> 01:31:59,000 -Build-- -Medium athletic. 1710 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,000 And inside, I am panicking. 1711 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:04,000 You do realize that we've both 1712 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,000 We haven't done anything yet. 1713 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:10,000 Criminal convictions, none. 1714 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,000 So, when does the moment begin? 1715 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,000 -The moment when we decide. 1716 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:17,000 In the CCTV control room, 1717 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:19,000 there's a deaf man who reads lips. 1718 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,000 Shut up. Look here. 1719 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,000 Why are you good at this? 1720 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,000 Oh, Linda. 1721 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,000 I just need to get the gentleman's name 1722 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,000 in case of a fire, so... 1723 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:41,000 -His name? - Mmm-hmm. 1724 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,000 Edgar Allen Poe. 1725 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,000 Uh, Edgar... 1726 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:50,000 Edgar Allen Poe. 1727 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,000 Great, thanks. 1728 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:56,000 This is the first time Harrods has been closed 1729 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:59,000 in a hundred years. 1730 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:02,000 Everything has to get packed up 1731 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:05,000 Pearls, purses, fine art, fine jewelry. 1732 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:06,000 Diamonds. 1733 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:07,000 Yeah. Diamonds. 1734 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,000 Remember that game we used to play 1735 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:16,000 when we are alone in an elevator, 1736 01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:18,000 we ask each other questions, 1737 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,000 and we are only allowed to tell the absolute truth? 1738 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,000 Shoot. 1739 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:25,000 What went wrong with you and me? 1740 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:30,000 When I met you, I wanted wild 1741 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:34,000 And then, I stopped wanting wild, 1742 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:38,000 -So, it should have worked. -Yeah, but it didn't. 1743 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:39,000 -Why not? -I don't know. 1744 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:43,000 That's the truth. 1745 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:45,000 - 1746 01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,000 -Are you hungry? -Yeah. 1747 01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:14,000 We have an hour until our slot 1748 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:17,000 so what do you want to eat, Paxton? 1749 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,000 There is literally everything. 1750 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:23,000 With the store closing, Harrods is gonna give 1751 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:25,000 all of this food away to a food bank. 1752 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:32,000 Fine. 1753 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:34,000 Is there anybody watching? 1754 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,000 Maybe. 1755 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,000 Dream bigger. 1756 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,000 Finest beluga caviar? 1757 01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:58,000 So is this the moment? 1758 01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:00,000 No. 1759 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,000 No. We gotta get something clear 1760 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:05,000 This is a black Perigord truffle 1761 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:08,000 It retails for £735. 1762 01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:09,000 -For a fucking mushroom? -Okay. 1763 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:11,000 Okay, that is what we need to get clear in our minds. 1764 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:13,000 What is the difference between the cost of things, 1765 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,000 and the value of things to you and me? 1766 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:16,000 So, I'm gonna make a picnic. 1767 01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:17,000 A picnic which under normal circumstances 1768 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:20,000 would cost us about £5,000. 1769 01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:51,000 Door's closing. 1770 01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:53,000 My precious grandma was a racist. 1771 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,000 -Whoa. -Yeah. 1772 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,000 And I've just decided to take her off 1773 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:57,000 my in-head jury of people 1774 01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:59,000 who pass judgment on what I do. 1775 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,000 So, who else is on the jury? 1776 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,000 My dead mother, God and you. 1777 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,000 How come I'm still there? 1778 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:09,000 - 1779 01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:12,000 Doors are open, I don't have to tell you. 1780 01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:16,000 I used to come in here on my lunch break. 1781 01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:25,000 So which one of those paintings 1782 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:28,000 Uh, I don't want to own one. 1783 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:31,000 You want to paint one. 1784 01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:34,000 I just want to paint. 1785 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:38,000 So, this is the moment. 1786 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,000 Oh, wait. 1787 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:41,000 -Is the deaf guy looking? -What? 1788 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:44,000 Oh, I made that guy up so you would stop talking. 1789 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:46,000 Ah. 1790 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,000 Think about it. 1791 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:52,000 £100,000 a year for ten years. £50,000 a year for 20 years. 1792 01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:53,000 -A million pounds. - Yeah. 1793 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,000 You could paint. 1794 01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:56,000 You wouldn't even need to sell anything. 1795 01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:00,000 - 1796 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:02,000 I never learned to ride a bicycle. 1797 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,000 -What? -Yeah. 1798 01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:04,000 -Never? -Yeah. 1799 01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:06,000 Went straight to the motorcycle. 1800 01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:10,000 Before Christmas, I had a sexual encounter 1801 01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:12,000 and it was great. 1802 01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:14,000 - 1803 01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:22,000 Okay, so we've established that we both want freedom. 1804 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:25,000 -Maria, really? -Oh, Paxton. 1805 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:27,000 Paxton, we are about to make the most important decision 1806 01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,000 of our lives. Can you concentrate? 1807 01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:33,000 Okay, in our decision-making process, 1808 01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:35,000 we haven't yet discussed morality. 1809 01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:37,000 Look at that. That is... 1810 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:40,000 That's a whole city in lockdown. 1811 01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:43,000 Hospitals can't cope. A million pounds would help. 1812 01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,000 We'd be doing good. Plus, I worked it out. 1813 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:47,000 If it's in 50s, it all fits in one suitcase. 1814 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:49,000 You can leave it on a doorstep. 1815 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:52,000 -You got rid of Grandma. -Yes, I did. Thank you. 1816 01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:55,000 So, okay, we do it. 1817 01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:58,000 Fuck it. 1818 01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:00,000 We decide right now. 1819 01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:02,000 Okay. 1820 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:07,000 Previously, I would have kissed you. 1821 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:11,000 Let's just see what happens. 1822 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,000 -Okay. -Fuck. 1823 01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:35,000 -Maria? -Okay, it's time to go. 1824 01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:37,000 -Really? -We gotta go to the vaults. 1825 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,000 So, are we gonna do it or not? 1826 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:59,000 -Are you okay? 1827 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,000 God, no. 1828 01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:03,000 Is God really part of your in-head jury? 1829 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,000 Uh-huh. 1830 01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:06,000 And for the record, God is absolutely fine 1831 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:08,000 with whatever it is that we decide to do. 1832 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,000 That's good to know. 1833 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,000 Hi, there. P.J., right? 1834 01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:15,000 Lead the way. 1835 01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:20,000 Why does the name Edgar Allen Poe 1836 01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:26,000 - 1837 01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:36,000 Thank you. -You're welcome. 1838 01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:03,000 You're shipping that thing to New York? 1839 01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:37,000 It's an underwater theme. 1840 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,000 -My idea. -It's nice. 1841 01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:41,000 You're very good at what you do. 1842 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,000 Okay, so we only need to pack up 1843 01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:46,000 the jewelry and accessories. 1844 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:48,000 The clothing all goes downstairs, 1845 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,000 so it shouldn't take too long. 1846 01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:51,000 Yeah, not too long, so, uh... 1847 01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:53,000 Shall I take it out? 1848 01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:56,000 Yes. Why not? 1849 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:05,000 Okay. 1850 01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:27,000 Do it quickly, the fish are piranhas. 1851 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,000 -What? -It's meant to be symbolic. 1852 01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:31,000 -Symbolic of-- -I don't remember, okay. 1853 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:33,000 Just do it faster. 1854 01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:35,000 You'll be fine. 1855 01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:52,000 So, this is the moment. 1856 01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:57,000 Just seems so easy. 1857 01:41:57,000 --> 01:41:59,000 It's never been about can we do it, Paxton. 1858 01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:01,000 It's about... should we do it? 1859 01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:03,000 And will we do it? It's about you and me. 1860 01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:05,000 And I'm not saying that we are going to do it, 1861 01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:10,000 but if we are, then you would need to 1862 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:15,000 So, shall I take the step? 1863 01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:18,000 Take the step. Then, we decide. 1864 01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:24,000 Linda... 1865 01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,000 if we are deciding in the moment, 1866 01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:27,000 then I say we do it. 1867 01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:29,000 If we are letting the moment decide, 1868 01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:33,000 then, in my opinion, the moment is saying 1869 01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:34,000 "Put the replica in the fucking box 1870 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:36,000 and put the real thing in your bag." 1871 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:43,000 Freedom, Linda, in one beautiful moment. 1872 01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:17,000 Okay. 1873 01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:19,000 Okay. 1874 01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:23,000 -It's under control. -It's under control. 1875 01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:25,000 -Under control. - Yeah. 1876 01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:30,000 I think we should start with the handbags, 1877 01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:33,000 we should get 1878 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:35,000 Linda! 1879 01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:36,000 -Linda, it's me. - Donald. 1880 01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:39,000 I need to speak to you urgently. 1881 01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:42,000 Um, excuse me, could you please 1882 01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:44,000 or something for a moment? 1883 01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:46,000 I have some very important things 1884 01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:50,000 Uh... Uh-huh. 1885 01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,000 Uh... 1886 01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:56,000 Donald... 1887 01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:58,000 Well, goodness, I thought that I fired you, 1888 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,000 but you're here. 1889 01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:02,000 Linda, listen. Someone made an anonymous call 1890 01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:04,000 to Miracore head office. 1891 01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:06,000 They said that the driver from B2B 1892 01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:08,000 who is carrying the Eve Schwarz collection 1893 01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:10,000 is using a false name. 1894 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,000 They said he's got a criminal record. 1895 01:44:13,000 --> 01:44:15,000 Grandma, hey. 1896 01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,000 I came as soon as I could. Thank God you're okay. 1897 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:19,000 -I'm okay. -Well, the police 1898 01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:22,000 -The police are coming and... -They'll be here any minute. 1899 01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:24,000 They'll be here any minute. Okay, that's... 1900 01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:25,000 Now we're against the clock. 1901 01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:28,000 Uh, if he's innocent and who he says he is, 1902 01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:29,000 -then everything will-- -Everything will be okay. 1903 01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:32,000 And it will be okay, Donald, because I know what to do. 1904 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:33,000 What do you mean? 1905 01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:34,000 -What are you going to do? -Paxton? 1906 01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:35,000 Paxton? 1907 01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:40,000 Donald. Paxton. 1908 01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:41,000 Paxton. Donald. 1909 01:44:41,000 --> 01:44:42,000 Who are you? 1910 01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:44,000 I'm Edgar Allen Poe, obviously. 1911 01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:46,000 -She just called you Paxton. -Yes, Donald, this is Paxton. 1912 01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:49,000 And I'm a woman called Linda Jarvis. 1913 01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:53,000 I'm an ordinary woman who, 60 seconds ago, 1914 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:55,000 made an extraordinary decision. 1915 01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:56,000 Linda, what are you going 1916 01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:58,000 What is it to do with you? 1917 01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:01,000 What it has to do with him is that... 1918 01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:04,000 he is my partner and my lover 1919 01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:06,000 and I think I'm still in love with him. 1920 01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:08,000 -Really? 1921 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:10,000 But most importantly, he is also my accomplice. 1922 01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:13,000 You see, Donald, just now... just one minute ago, 1923 01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:14,000 I decided... We decided 1924 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:17,000 to steal the Harris Diamond worth three million pounds. 1925 01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:19,000 Holy fuck. Confession avalanche. 1926 01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:20,000 No, it's okay, and I know Donald 1927 01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:21,000 and also we don't have a choice, 1928 01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:23,000 because Donald called the police 1929 01:45:23,000 --> 01:45:24,000 and they're about to arrive at any second. 1930 01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:26,000 Oh, fuck! -Like I said, 1931 01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:27,000 it's going to be okay, because when 1932 01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,000 we are not going to be here, 1933 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,000 -You are? -Yes, we are. 1934 01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:32,000 And Donald is going to tell them 1935 01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:34,000 that he talked to Linda 1936 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:35,000 and she said that everything's fine, 1937 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:36,000 it was all a misunderstanding. 1938 01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:39,000 And then, he is going to give them this, 1939 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:41,000 your ID verification. 1940 01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,000 And you're going to say that you recognize 1941 01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:45,000 from another assignment. 1942 01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:46,000 And then, you're going to tell them a story. 1943 01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:48,000 You're going to tell them a story 1944 01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:50,000 about how this driver has an enemy at work 1945 01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:52,000 -I am? -Yes, you are. 1946 01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:54,000 And do you know why you're going to do all this, Donald? 1947 01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:57,000 -No. Why? -Because we are good. 1948 01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:00,000 Paxton, Donald, we three are good. 1949 01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:02,000 And the bastards who told me to fire you 1950 01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:03,000 and the bastard who bought that diamond, 1951 01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:05,000 they won't even realize that it's gone. 1952 01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:08,000 -Mention the NHS. -Yeah. Yes, ooh! 1953 01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:12,000 What do you say, Donald? 1954 01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:14,000 Will you lie for us, Donald? 1955 01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:21,000 I see all this anarchy 1956 01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:23,000 Idiotic, insane fucking lockdown 1957 01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:25,000 which has liberated us all. 1958 01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:27,000 Donald, we'll give you money. I'll give you 200 grand. 1959 01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:28,000 Fuck the money. I don't do this for money, 1960 01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:29,000 I do this for beauty. 1961 01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:31,000 Linda, you are wonderful. 1962 01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:35,000 Linda, and he is your secret bandit lover, 1963 01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:37,000 and you are going to spit in the face 1964 01:46:37,000 --> 01:46:39,000 of the global monolith. 1965 01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:40,000 During lockdown I've had time 1966 01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:44,000 to think and walk in the park near my mother's house, 1967 01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:47,000 and God, apart from the dog walkers 1968 01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:50,000 breathing everywhere, God, it is 1969 01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,000 Even before the fucking virus, 1970 01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:55,000 we were all locked down in our own routines, 1971 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:57,000 our versions of ourselves... 1972 01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:58,000 Linda, we have to get the fuck out of here. 1973 01:46:58,000 --> 01:46:59,000 Let Donald have his moment. 1974 01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:01,000 ...never get to work! 1975 01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:02,000 I only came here tonight 1976 01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:03,000 because I was worried about you, Linda. 1977 01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:05,000 I don't give a fuck about Miracore, 1978 01:47:05,000 --> 01:47:07,000 their fucking diamonds, I don't care about them. 1979 01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:10,000 I want everything to be stolen. 1980 01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:13,000 I will lie for you, Linda, 1981 01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:19,000 because this is my moment to fucking do something! 1982 01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:33,000 Mad, all this, isn't it? 1983 01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:35,000 -Yeah. - 1984 01:47:35,000 --> 01:47:37,000 Who'd have thought a month ago 1985 01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:39,000 Not me. 1986 01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:43,000 Paging Edgar Allen Poe. 1987 01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:47,000 Edgar Allen Poe, please report to security. 1988 01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:03,000 Mr. Edgar Allen Poe, 1989 01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:06,000 please report to security immediately. 1990 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,000 I think we should speed up. 1991 01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:10,000 Don't rush. We're not trying to evacuate Dunkirk! 1992 01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:11,000 Stop there. If you walk, 1993 01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:14,000 you should be on the starboard side. 1994 01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:17,000 Leave it. Leave it. 1995 01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:20,000 Linda? 1996 01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:23,000 - Paging 1997 01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:26,000 Mr. Edgar Allen Poe, please report to security. 1998 01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:29,000 It's Michael with the arrows 1999 01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:37,000 - Mr. Edgar Allen Poe, 2000 01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:40,000 please report to security immediately. 2001 01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:44,000 Oh, fuck. 2002 01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:46,000 You'll have to turn in your Harrods pass. 2003 01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:47,000 You go. Save yourself. 2004 01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:49,000 It's me that fate is fucking with. 2005 01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:51,000 Just keep walking. 2006 01:48:52,000 --> 01:48:54,000 Edgar Allen Poe. 2007 01:48:58,000 --> 01:49:00,000 You left this in the office. 2008 01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:03,000 You'll need it at Heathrow. 2009 01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:10,000 Thanks very much. 2010 01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:13,000 Everybody says, uh, come back soon, Linda, 2011 01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,000 and we all love you. 2012 01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:22,000 Since that night, we've established 2013 01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:23,000 that although we're now both rich 2014 01:50:23,000 --> 01:50:25,000 and no longer have to do jobs we despise, 2015 01:50:25,000 --> 01:50:27,000 the strains of lockdown 2016 01:50:27,000 --> 01:50:28,000 are still severely testing our relationship. 2017 01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:30,000 "Happy ever after" cannot survive 2018 01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:32,000 someone hiding your bag of flour. 2019 01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,000 Okay, come on. Okay. 2020 01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:37,000 Here is your bag of flour. I just... 2021 01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:39,000 I want you to promise me that you're not gonna make bread. 2022 01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:41,000 Why not? 2023 01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:43,000 Because of the mess and the pointlessness 2024 01:50:43,000 --> 01:50:45,000 and because it will be inedible, 2025 01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:47,000 it will be a fucking pointless cannonball. 2026 01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:49,000 My dad used to make it and we had to eat it, 2027 01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:50,000 otherwise he would disappear into his workshop 2028 01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:52,000 and make these hopeless wooden toys. 2029 01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:54,000 -Never again. -Linda, you've lost 2030 01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:55,000 What? I've lost-- 2031 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:57,000 You buried a hedgehog 2032 01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:59,000 and said a eulogy over the fucking grave. 2033 01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:01,000 And you deliberately stuck a piece 2034 01:51:01,000 --> 01:51:03,000 -above the stairs. -No, it was there all along. 2035 01:51:03,000 --> 01:51:05,000 -I almost broke my fucking neck. 2036 01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:06,000 I would have held the stepladders. 2037 01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:08,000 If it had been there "all along," 2038 01:51:08,000 --> 01:51:09,000 I would have noticed it. 2039 01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:10,000 But you haven't noticed that there was no point 2040 01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:12,000 in packing a suitcase 2041 01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:15,000 because there is nowhere you can actually go. 2042 01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:17,000 They just extended lockdown by another two weeks. 2043 01:51:21,000 --> 01:51:23,000 Oh, shit. 2044 01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:27,000 Well... 2045 01:51:28,000 --> 01:51:30,000 All that for a bag of flour 2046 01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:32,000 and a definitely pre-existing piece 2047 01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:37,000 And because today is my birthday. 2048 01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:39,000 -It's okay. 2049 01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:41,000 -I know. - It's okay. 2050 01:51:41,000 --> 01:51:43,000 -It's lockdown. -No, I knew that. 2051 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:46,000 -Nobody knows what day it is, never mind the date. 2052 01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:48,000 I got you something you really, really want. 2053 01:51:56,000 --> 01:51:57,000 Go crazy. 2054 01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:04,000 -Another two weeks? -Another two weeks. 2055 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:06,000 Well, then, my long suffering public 2056 01:52:07,000 --> 01:52:09,000 may need another poem. 2057 01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:11,000 Hmm. 2058 01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:14,000 Counting The Beats by Robert Graves. 2059 01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:19,000 "You, love, and I, you and I, 2060 01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:21,000 and if no more than only you and I, 2061 01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:24,000 what care you and I?" 2062 01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:35,000 "Counting the beats, counting the slow heartbeats, 2063 01:52:35,000 --> 01:52:40,000 the bleeding to death of time in slow heartbeats, 2064 01:52:40,000 --> 01:52:42,000 wakeful we lie. 2065 01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:48,000 Cloudless day, night, and another cloudless day, 2066 01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:53,000 yet a huge cloud will burst upon their heads one day." 2067 01:52:53,000 --> 01:52:56,000 And on that day, lockdown will end! 2068 01:52:59,000 --> 01:53:02,000 "Only here, as we are here, together, 2069 01:53:02,000 --> 01:53:07,000 now and here, always you and I." 151896

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