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I know chicks like that...
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Hey, Bell. Something wrong?
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- I'm okay.
- Obviously not. What's wrong?
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- I don't want to bother you.
- Alrighty.
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- Martin's sleeping with Clémence.
- Who's Clémence?
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You know, brown hair, average height,
hazel eyes, always smiling...
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The hooker.
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- Escort.
- Oh, the whore!
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Of course she sleeps around.
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She's a hooker.
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But she told me she didn't sleep with the staff.
So either she lied,
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or she thinks Martin's really hot.
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- She lied.
- She lied.
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So "privatize" her.
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- What?
- She's a woman, not a reception room.
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No! You privatize her.
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You book her around the clock.
Then you'll be her only client.
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She won't have time for any other guy.
Like I did with my wife.
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- Seriously?
- Yes, that and...
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beating up her pimp.
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That could work.
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Like in Pretty Woman.
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Eventually, she'd grow fond of me.
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That ain't half-bad.
- Yes, it is. It's downright stupid.
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I'm dead broke anyway,
and since I haven't been paid...
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- Wait, what? You're not getting paid?
- I've gotten bupkis.
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What is this crap?!
What is this, China?! Are we in China?!
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- We are not.
- Exactly! People get paid here!
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Whether employers like it or not,
employees have rights,
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social benefits people fought for,
and I won't let you trample them!
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Why has William not been paid yet?!
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It's only the 19th.
Employees get paid at the end of the month.
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Right. That's a good...
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Good point.
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- You should've asked. I knew this wasn't China.
- Shut it.
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Fuckin' jerk!
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So the rich kid has money problems?
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"Boo-hoo! I've burned through all my money!"
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"I found a bill in my pocket.
No, it's just paper!"
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So you eavesdrop now?
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No, I just have excellent hearing.
The ears of a bat.
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You're a dolphin.
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The dolphin's telling you to hustle.
Getting tips isn't that complicated.
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Meaning?
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Do your job properly.
You can't imagine what I buy with my tips.
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Sure, I can.
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My dear Mamar!
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Just give me 20 seconds.
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Then don't tell me to come at 9:00.
Make it 9:00:20.
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Enough. I get it.
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I wanted to have a little chat with you,
dear Mamar,
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because I want to know:
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How's life? How's work going? Etc.
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I think I've reached such a level of excellence
that other employees see me as a role model.
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Perhaps even a mentor.
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- Actually, I wanted to talk, Tintin.
- Martin.
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That's not what your colleagues say.
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- No?
- No.
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Remember the idea for the...
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...hotel box?
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The anonymous complaint box.
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- 'Course.
- There.
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I'll pick one.
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"Martin is too hard on us.
It doesn't motivate us at all."
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That's a lazy bum, like Selim or William.
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I'll pick another. What do we have here?
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"Martin is like Hitler,
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but less charismatic."
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Well, that's Delphine the bigmouth.
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That's Thomas. Look again?
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There's probably 2, 3,
maybe 14 notes saying "Fire William".
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You know I'm cool, right?
So you need to chill.
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Xavier Niel addressed this in his book.
As a leader, you're a +4.
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So I want you,
from this moment on,
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to use a very simple method.
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Every time you're about to criticize employees,
you'll pay them two compliments first.
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With all due respect,
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that's the shittiest idea I've ever heard,
yet the complaint box--
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- And the two compliments?
- Must I really?
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- Mamar--
- Martin.
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I may be cool, but I'm still your boss.
End of story.
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Ma'am.
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The diving suit and the...
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...snorkel you ordered are here.
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Thomas. Handsome, isn't he?
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And very elegant.
- Thank you.
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However, I never ordered this shit,
so beat it.
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- That wasn't a snorkel.
- I know.
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Wait, let me help you!
That's what I'm here for.
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Please. Are you heading out?
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Then I'll open it for you. Here you go.
Have a nice day.
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Are you leaving too, sir?
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Any tip is appreciated.
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Like spit.
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Fuck.
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Okay.
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Mind telling me what's he doing?
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I can't. Actually, no one can.
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This morning, he spent 45 minutes
talking to the coffee machine.
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- You're not gonna chew him out?
- I'm not allowed.
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The manager wants me to offer two
compliments for every criticism. How can I
compliment that?
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Yeah, it's a bit of a stretch.
But what's the problem?
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Complimenting people's a good thing.
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It's... good.
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Sure. Come on, try it on me.
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You look well.
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No, you do. I mean,
you should be riddled with STDs, so...
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But I see no rash or...
So congrats.
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Good luck.
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So they'll understand me.
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- Let me help.
- No. No.
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I'm here to help.
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- Enough! I'm good, alright?!
- You're sweating. Are you hot?
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- Because you're tugging on my suitcase.
- I'll cool you off... by blowing on you.
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Your breath smells of stinky cheese,
my friend.
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Now piss off or I'll have you fired.
Freak!
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It's Gouda.
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Come on, I know you can do it.
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Don't you feel better?
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It was horrible.
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I need a shower.
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Cool.
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Say, can you take this to Mrs. Rosier?
She's waiting for her tea.
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- Will you tip me?
- Sure! Wait.
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There. Go on. Chop-chop.
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A tip!
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Here.
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Thank you. Very kind of you.
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Here.
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Well, thank you. Thanks very much.
Have a nice day.
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Excuse me!
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I ordered tea.
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It's right there.
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Sorry. Sometimes I forget things.
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No problem.
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Here you go. Your orange juice.
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I didn't order juice.
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Yes, you did.
You always order tea and orange juice.
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Sorry. Sometimes I forget things.
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Sorry. Here.
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Go on, take it. It's my pleasure.
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Twenty, 30, 80...
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Before you say anything, I'm on break.
So I'm not working.
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I wasn't gonna say anything.
Just wondering where all this came from.
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It's called professionalism.
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Professionalism? So you've heard of it?
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Yes, I have. Ever heard of tips?
They're from a client.
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- Alright. Which one?
- Mrs. Rosier. Know her?
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Mrs. Rosier, room 103.
Always requests a sea view.
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36th stay in 12 years.
Tea in the morning, herbal tea at 6 p.m.
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Memory pillows and silk sheets.
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- Favourite colour?
- Blue.
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- Birthplace?
- Pointe-à-Pitre.
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You're not human, are you?
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I also know she has Alzheimer's.
So if I find out--
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What the hell?!
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Unbelievable! Piss off!
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What's wrong with this hotel?!
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What the hell? Three bloody Mexicans
bursting into my room while I'm showering!
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- Room 213, right?
- Yes.
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They're the three Mariachis
you ordered this morning.
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What the fuck's wrong with this hotel?!
Is this a joke?!
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What's so funny?
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Nothing.
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- Something.
- No.
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- You ordered the Mariachis.
- No idea what you're talking about.
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I never ordered Mexican Mariachis!
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Actually, sir, I'm not Mexican.
I'm from Angoulême.
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I'm just saying, 'cause I've been accused
of cultural appropriation.
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Sir, I'm so sorry
about this little misunderstanding.
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Dinner and our best bottle of wine on the house.
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You can go back to your room,
I'll see to everything.
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Thank you! Angoulême!
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And you! You're such...
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Help me out here.
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- Smiling.
- Yeah. Yeah, smiling, okay.
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Smiling's good. He's very good at it.
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Come with me.
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Get a room, you two!
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To fuck, I mean.
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- Here we are. He booked the Mariachis.
- Snitch. Know what I did to the last one?
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Okay, alright.
Now, let's come up with two compliments
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in order to criticize him.
Go on.
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You're in great shape.
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That's nice. Between the job and the kids,
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no time to hit the gym.
I've lost muscle mass.
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Yeah, me too.
So how are the kids? Good?
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We're still looking for a school for Statham,
but it's all good.
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Statham?
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We named the eldest Jason,
the younger one Statham.
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That's... so unusual.
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I'm touched, sir.
Especially for the kids.
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- Of course.
- Unusual.
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Very unusual.
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Unusual!
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Here we are.
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Actually, my dear Loïc.
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A little gift.
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But it's William.
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Is it?
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Loïc?
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Coming.
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I have something important to tell you.
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Why do you always wear that ridiculous outfit?
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I look like an idiot!
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And no one told me.
I mean, look at this--
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- Does your mother know you're a bellboy?
- My mother?
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My daughter, Sandrine.
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- You're mistaken--
- Listen.
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I'm leaving tomorrow
and I want to give you something before I go.
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- Sorry, but just so we're clear--
- Let me finish.
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I'm not so young anymore,
and when I die,
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I don't want my savings
to go to just anybody.
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You know what?
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Let's write my will together!
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- But--
- Come here!
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Come, darling, come!
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Give your grandma a hug.
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- You're a piece of shit.
- I don't care.
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I came to work here
to get my birthright back.
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Whoever's birthright.
As long as I get my life back.
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If I don't take it,
her family will get everything.
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They don't give a damn about the old lady.
The money will be wasted on them anyway.
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Not me. Give it to me, I'll spend it!
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- You're such an altruist.
- Exactly.
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Funny. Because swindling a sick old woman?
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That's not altruism.
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That's being a shit-heel.
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I don't belong here. I'm too different.
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So I'll sign the papers
and you'll never see me again.
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What's with him?
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Must be your altruism.
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A stripper for tomorrow morning.
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Yes, Mr. Brassens. Yes.
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Duly noted.
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What's going on? You're not allowed to cry!
It's nothing.
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He... he has a pollen allergy.
What's going on?
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It's William. He said he was leaving.
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Seriously?
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I guess he realized he was incompetent
useless, a piece of shit basically.
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No, he said there was no point in staying
since an old woman's leaving him all her
money.
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- What now?
- Strange. Your vein's throbbing.
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Like Galabru.
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That was my dog's name. Galabru.
We called him that because...
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...he's dead.
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- Dear Loïc, how are you?
- Fine... Grandma.
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And what's all this?
249
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Remember yesterday we talked about...?
250
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You mean the will!
251
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I wrote it out last night.
252
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Here it is.
253
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Dated and signed.
254
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,360
- Get away from my mother!
- But...
255
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,760
Sandrine?! What are you doing here?
256
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,360
- Hi, Mom.
- At least give your son a hug!
257
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,320
Grandma, he's not your grandson.
258
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,080
I'm your grandson! Loïc!
259
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,880
Why's he talking to me like I was senile?!
260
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,280
- She's lost her marbles.
- Mom! This man is not your grandson.
261
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,959
Loïc's your grandson.
262
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,800
He's a bellboy.
A bad, bad bellboy who's stealing our money!
263
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,360
Don't treat her like a halfwit.
She understands.
264
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,440
- You shut up.
- You brought them here, huh?
265
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:28,479
At first, I wanted to chew you out myself,
but couldn't think of two compliments.
266
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,040
I'll sue you. You hear me? I'll ruin you.
267
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,959
No, Mom. He's just a shitty bellboy.
He has no money.
268
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,720
If you want to cash in big,
we should sue the hotel.
269
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,240
No! We're not responsible.
Actually, I warned you. So...
270
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,280
I'll put you out of business. You hear me?
I'll ruin you!
271
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,040
Or I can offer you... bath salts.
272
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,520
- I'm gonna kill you!
- Stop! I...
273
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:52,440
I... don't want the money.
I don't want it anymore.
274
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,400
Let's tear up the will and move on.
275
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,160
No way! You deserve that money!
276
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,440
You're the only one in the family
who takes care of me.
277
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,199
Well, thanks, Mom!
And who's the kind soul
278
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,840
who took all the furniture when Dad died?
279
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,520
Okay, we took the money,
but only so you'd pay less tax, Grandma!
280
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,920
Understand?
281
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,680
Can you hear us?
She can't hear a thing.
282
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,839
- Good evening.
- What is this?
283
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,240
So you're sexually harassing my mother now?
284
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,040
This isn't my doing!
285
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,560
Thomas.
286
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,520
- What a handsome man!
- Hang on.
287
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:38,400
- The show's supposed to last 20 minutes.
- Shut up. "I leave my entire fortune,
288
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,400
my entire savings,
as well as my assets,
289
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,079
including my principal residence
and my cottage"--
290
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,760
That bitch.
She never told me about the cottage.
291
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,880
"--to the only person who takes care of me
and cares about my happiness and my
health"...
292
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,800
Blah blah blah... And who might that be?
Her grandson Loïc!
293
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,400
I get everything!
294
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,840
- All's well that ends well.
- Shut it.
295
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,040
Loïc, I'm her daughter!
296
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,599
I deserve that money.
I've been putting up with her longer!
297
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,480
So what? It's mine!
298
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,080
Alright, Mrs. Rosier,
let's take a little stroll before you go.
299
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,800
With pleasure.
300
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:20,680
I'm sick and tired of their constant bellowing.
Let's go.
301
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,520
That's life, Mom!
302
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,080
I'm Loïc, not you.
303
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,840
- Two packets of bath salts--
- Shut up.
304
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,600
So, Mrs. Rosier?
All in all, you had a nice stay?
305
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,920
Excellent.
306
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,280
In fact, the stripper gave me his number!
307
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,880
You little scamp.
308
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,880
You know, in only two days,
I've seen: Mexicans,
309
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,400
a diving suit,
and a male stripper for Georges Brassens.
310
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,000
- Wait. You know all those phone calls?
- Yeah?
311
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,800
That was me. It was a little prank.
312
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,160
I know.
313
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,879
So you knew it was me?
But you still ordered everything?
314
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,080
Yes. I was amazed
you could do so many voices.
315
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,720
You're the best!
316
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,200
Attention, please!
Staff meeting right now, please!
317
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,200
- Be right back.
- Okay.
318
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,120
Come on, come on. Alright, guys.
319
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,280
Xavier Niel doesn't address this,
because these things never happen!
320
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:21,360
I can't free you, Willy.
I've trusted you unconditionally!!
321
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:26,240
So the least you can do, pal,
is be my labrador. Okay?
322
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,960
- I didn't get that, but okay.
- Galabru was a labrador.
323
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,800
And you... you...
Same goes for you, Thomas!
324
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:37,000
What's all this crap you sent to our guests?
We've had more than 10 complaints!
325
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,080
- It was him!
- I don't care who's to blame.
326
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,080
Someone's going to pay for all that,
327
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,080
or someone will get sacked!
328
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,800
Back in a sec.
329
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,840
Mrs. Rosier, would you mind
if I used the money you gave me?
330
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,440
It's for a colleague.
331
00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,960
It's yours.
332
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,199
Better you than those morons.
333
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,640
Thanks.
334
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,360
Okay, I'll pay.
335
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,520
Someone's been tipping me well lately,
so I can pay. How much?
336
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,720
800 bucks.
337
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,959
Well... Okay, then.
338
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,320
That's good! I like it.
339
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,360
Yes. Congratulations.
You're more generous than you look.
340
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,400
And... you have team spirit.
Good on you.
341
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,400
Yes! The two compliments.
342
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,960
Right? That's good.
343
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,879
But you have a piss-poor attitude,
which makes you the shittiest employee ever!
344
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,640
Then the criticism!
345
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,480
Bell, I could use 200 bucks.
346
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,719
Stop.
347
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,400
- Dumbass cab driver!
- He wanted a tip too, poor bastard!
348
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,720
You want me? You're in love?
349
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,720
Slut. She pissed me off!
350
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,800
At least 100, for Statham.
I could buy a car.
351
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,320
"Slut"!
352
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,840
- What's happening?!
- I don't want them to see me!
353
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,560
- Who?!
- My friends!
354
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,920
- Who are you hiding from?
- We're looking for Mazières. Seen him?
355
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,280
I hate being kept in the dark.
356
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,000
We meet in a secret place
along with some members.
357
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,080
- You don't have one here?
- No.
358
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,720
For that, we need silence.
359
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,879
Jesus Mary Poppins.
360
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,480
I won't say a word. I...
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