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HA HA HA HA HA!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
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UHH, WHY IS BILLY DIGGING
UP HIS FRONT LAWN?
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I DON'T KNOW, MANDY.
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I'M STARTING TO THINK BILLY
MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT STUPID.
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CONFOUND IT, BOY.
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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE
THE TASTE OF DIRT.
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SORRY, GRIM.
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BUT IT'S COLD OUT,
SO I'M DIGGING TO THE CENTER
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OF THE EARTH WHERE IT'S WARMER.
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BILLY, THE EARTH'S CORE
IS CALCULATED TO BE AT LEAST
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1,000 DEGREES CELSIUS.
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YOU'D BOIL LIKE A LOBSTER.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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I'M PRETTY SURE WE WERE JUST
HAVING THE SAME FANTASY.
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GRIM!
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MANDY!
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LOOK, I FOUND ICE.
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WEIRD, HMM?
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THAT'S PERMAFROST, YOU BOOB.
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IT'S WATER BELOW THE GROUND
THAT'S BEEN FROZEN FOR
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CENTURIES.
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WELL, I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS
THE CAVEMAN I FOUND.
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OH, MY GOSH!
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IT--IT CAN'T BE.
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AN ACTUAL CAVEMAN?
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MANDY, CAN WE THAW OUT THE
CAVEMAN FROM HIS ICY HECK?
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CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE?
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OK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES
EITHER OF YOU THINK THAT
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RELEASING A CAVEMAN THAT'S BEEN
FROZEN FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS
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INTO THE STREETS OF A MODERN
SOCIETY IS A GOOD IDEA.
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WHO KNOWS HOW HE'LL REACT
TO BEING IN A DIFFERENT TIME?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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GIVE ME...THAT SCYTHE!
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GOT...TO...THAW...CAVEMAN!
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NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, BILLY.
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YABBA...YABBA...
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DABBA...YABBA DABBA!
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YABBA!
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DABBA!
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YABBA!
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YABBA DABBA!
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YABBA DABBA!
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BOO.
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AAH!
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YABBA DABBA YAH!
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[SNIFFING]
[TINKLING]
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WELL, AT LEAST THE FLAMES
ARE OUT.
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CAN I REAP THIS GUY NOW?
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JUST LOOK AT HIM.
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HE'S 23.99 THOUSAND YEARS PAST
HIS EXPIRATION DATE.
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YOU CAN'T REAP HIM, GRIM!
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A CAVEMAN
OF MY OWN.
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OR A COWBOY.
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CAN I KEEP HIM?
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CAN I, CAN I, CAN I?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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REMEMBER, BILLY,
OWNING A CAVEMAN IS A HUGE
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RESPONSIBILITY.
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OH, PSHAW.
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YOU DON'T GOTS TO WORRY, GRIM.
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I'M GONNA CIVILIZE HIM
AND CLEAN UP HIS POO,
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AND WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS
FOREVER.
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[HONKING]
[ALARM SOUNDS]
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YABBA DABBA DOO!
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OR, IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE A NICE
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CAVEMAN SKIN RUG OUT OF HIM.
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AGREED.
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WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY.
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MY NAME IS BILLY,
AND I'LL BE YOUR ROLE MODEL.
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AND YOU WOULD BE?
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YABBA DABBA?
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NO, NO, NO.
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ME...BILLY, YOU?
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OHH, FRED.
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OK.
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SINCE YOU DON'T SPEAK
A-MER-I-CAN, I'LL CALL YOU
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JAKE STEEL.
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I'M GONNA GRAB US A SNACK.
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NOW, DON'T DESTROY THE HOUSE
WHILE I'M GONE.
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DO YOU LIKE CHILI ON YOUR
CEREAL?
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EH, NEVER MIND.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
WHAT THE--
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WOO HOO!
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YEAH, OH HOO!
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UHH, DAD?
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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY,
BILLY?
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BUT IT'S IMPORTANT.
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WHAT IS IT?
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DAD, IF I FOUND A CAVEMAN
BURIED IN THE FRONT YARD,
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CAN I KEEP HIM?
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CAVEMAN, HUH?
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EH, I DON'T THINK YOUR MOTHER
WOULD WANT A FILTHY, DISGUSTING,
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DISEASE-RIDDEN NEANDERTHAL
LIVING IN HER HOUSE.
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FILTHY AND DISGUSTING, EH?
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YOW!
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NOW YOU'LL FIT IN PERFECTLY
IN THE MODERN WORLD.
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LET'S GO INTRODUCE YOU.
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THIS IS JAKE STEEL.
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HE'S MY NEW CAVEMAN.
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SO...THIS IS A CAVEMAN.
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I'M AFRAID SO, AND BILLY
WON'T LET ME TERMINATE HIM.
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JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU
SEE WHAT HE'S DONE TO YOUR
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BATHROOM TOWELS.
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HE SEEMS TO BE CATCHING
ON TO OUR MODERN WAYS PRETTY
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QUICKLY.
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EH, YAH, YABBA DABBA...
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WELL, HE'S TRYING ANYWAY.
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[CHEWING]
[BURP]
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[GROWL]
THEN HE SAILED AWAY,
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NEVER TO RETURN.
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AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THIS
CRUSTY OLD PEG LEG, WHICH IS ALL
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I HAVE LEFT TO REMEMBER FROM
THE GREATEST SEA PIRATE CAPTAIN
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THAT EVER LIVED.
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CAPTAIN DEADWOOD THEY CALLED
HIM, BUT DON'T LET THE NAME
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FOOL YOU.
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HE'S NOT REALLY A CAPTAIN.
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EHH...OK, UH, GOOD JOB,
PUDIN.
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I DON'T NEED YOUR PATHETIC
SYMPATHY.
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NEXT UP IS BILLY,
WHO WILL NOW COME UP AND SHOW
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EVERYONE WHAT HE BROUGHT FOR
SHOW AND TELL.
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DUDE, WHO TURNED OUT THE
LIGHTS?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I'M SCARED, YO.
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GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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I BRING YOU THE GREATEST
SPECTACLE OF ALL TIME,
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SOMETHING THAT MUST BE SEEN
TO BE BELIEVED.
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PREPARE YOURSELVES,
FOR I BRING YOU...JAKE STEEL,
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THE CAVEMAN!
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OOH.
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YABBA?
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THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS,
HE'S A REAL LIFE CAVEMAN
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FROM THE AGE OF DINOSAURS,
BETAMAX TAPES, FLOPPY DISKS,
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AND ACID-WASHED JEANS WITH HOLES
IN THEM ON PURPOSE.
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OOH.
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EWW, HE SMELLS LIKE YABBA
DABBA DOO DOO.
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EH, BILLY, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
BRINGING A CAVEMAN TO SCHOOL?
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NOT TO WORRY, MS. BUTTERBEAN.
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MANDY SAID THAT EVENTUALLY HE'LL
GET FUTURE SHOCK AND HE WON'T
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BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE UNFAMILIAR
SIGHTS AND SOUNDS OF A TIME
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30,000 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE
AND THAT EVENTUALLY HE'LL SNAP
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AND GO ON AN UNCONTROLLABLE
RAMPAGE.
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BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S LIKELY.
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THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE
OF JAKE STEEL EVER GETTING OUT
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OF THAT CAGE.
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NOPE.
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YABBA DABBA!
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YAY!
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YABBA DABBA!
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AAH!
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UHH, PLEASE DON'T TELL
THE STUDENTS I LIVE LIKE THIS.
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CAVEMEN CAN'T BE ALLOWED
TO DRIVE.
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IT'S ONE OF THE RULES
OUR SOCIETY WAS FOUNDED ON.
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IF WE'RE GOING TO CATCH HIM,
WE'LL NEED A FAST SET OF WHEELS.
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WE'RE NEVER GOING TO CATCH
BILLY'S CAVEMAN ON THIS STUPID
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GIRL'S BIKE.
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[PANTING]
MY GRANDMA-MA BOUGHT ME THIS
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BIKE, YO.
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ENOUGH OF THIS.
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GRIM, GET US AIRBORNE, NOW.
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YOU GOT IT.
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HEY, THIS IS LIKE THAT ONE
MOVIE WITH THE
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EXTRATERRESTRIAL WHO MAKES
FRIENDS WITH THOSE KIDS AND
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GRIM ALWAYS CRIES AT THE END.
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[CRYING]
OH, SHUT UP, BILLY.
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GRIM, YOU SEE ANYTHING?
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NOT A BLASTED THING.
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WAIT A SECOND...THERE HE IS!
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YOU DO KNOW THAT NOW THAT
YOU'VE KIDNAPPED ME,
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I EXPECT TO BE MARRIED.
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AND I WANT 2.5 KIDS,
AND A 2-STORY HOUSE ON
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THE WEST SIDE.
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND
YOURSELF A WELL-PAYING JOB
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BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DON'T EXPECT
ME TO WORK.
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AND DON'T USE THE EXCUSE,
"OH, I'M A CAVEMAN,
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I DON'T BELONG IN THIS TIME."
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UH-UH, I AIN'T HAVIN' THAT.
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AND ALSO, BRUSH YOUR HAIR.
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YABBA DABBA!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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HEY, EVERYONE,
FREE ICE CREAM!
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POOR OLD JAKE STEEL.
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THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR
TIME, DEAR FRIEND.
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WHAT A WAY TO GO.
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FROZEN SOLID IN A BLOCK
OF CHERRY-FLAVORED ORANGE
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SHERBET ICE CREAM.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT
TO DO.
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ALL RIGHT!
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BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KIDS
SHOULD WATCH THIS.
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IT CAN GET A LITTLE MESSY.
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NO!
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NOT THAT.
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NO?
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THEN WHAT?
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IT WOULD BE NICE IF SOMEONE
COULD SAY A FEW WORDS.
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HE'S NOT DEAD, BILLY,
WE JUST REBURIED HIM IN YOUR
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FRONT YARD AGAIN.
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WHAT A WASTE OF AN EPISODE.
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GOOD BYE, OLD FRIEND, MAY YOU
FIND YOUR DESTINY IN THE FUTURE,
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MIGHTY JAKE STEEL.
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THE FUTURE, WHERE CARS WILL FLY
AND WHERE WE'LL ALL HAVE
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NANO MACHINES IN OUR BLOOD
STREAMS THAT WILL ALLOW US
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TO TELL TIME WITHOUT A WATCH.
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THE FUTURE...
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THE FUTURE...
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THE FUTURE...
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EH, WHA, ERR...
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OH, HEY, JAKE.
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I GOT HUNGRY ONE NIGHT AND
REMEMBERED THAT THERE WAS
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A BUNCH OF SHERBET BURIED
IN THE YARD.
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I GUESS I FELL IN.
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[RUMBLING]
EWW, LOOK AT THOSE GUYS,
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THEY'RE SO CHUBBY.
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I WONDER WHAT THEY EAT?
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HEE HEE HEE.
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[GRUMBLING]
HI!
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HI!
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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?
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OH, SASSY CAT, YOU'RE SECOND
ONLY TO MANDY IN MY HEART, YO.
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IRWIN!
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DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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IT'S OK, IRWIN, I DIDN'T SEE
NOTHING.
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HEY!
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IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE
MONSTER MAUL AND BRAWL MOVIE
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OF THE WEEK.
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AH, YEAH!
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BUT...UMM...
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MY MOM WON'T LET ME WATCH
MONSTER MOVIES, YO.
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THAT'S OK, WE'LL WATCH ON
MANDY'S HUGEARAMIC TV!
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LET'S GO!
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AND CHANGE OUT OF YOUR SISSY
SASSY PAJAMAS AND GET RID
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OF YOUR LAMEY WAMEY DOLL.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
YO?
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I'M NOT WEARING SASSY CAT
PAJAMAS, AND HOLDING A SASSY
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CAT DOLL.
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[MEOW]
JUST GO, AND I'LL MEET YOU OUT
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FRONT.
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OK, SISSY CAT.
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YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN IT,
SASSY.
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I LOVE YOU.
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[DOORBELL]
GRIM, DOOR, NOW.
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BRAT.
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HERE YOU GO, YOUR HIGHNESS,
COUNT IDIOT AND LORD WEENIE.
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WHAT DO YOU TWO CRETANS WANT?
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[WHISTLING]
OUCH!
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WE'RE HERE TO WATCH THE
MONSTER MAUL AND BRAWL MOVIE
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OF THE WEEK.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET
YOU LOWER LIFE FORMS WATCH SOME
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LAME MONSTER MOVIE ON MY TV?
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OH, WE JUST THOUGHT THAT
MAYBE OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF--
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IRWIN, SWARM!
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SWARM!
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EH, YOU CHIMPS AREN'T WORTH
THE TIME.
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COME, GRIM, LET'S GO PLAGUE
MINDY'S SLUMBER PARTY.
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UHH, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE
TO GO THROUGH MY INFECTION
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COLLECTION.
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00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:08,537
YOU GEEKS WANT TO SEE A GIANT
MONSTER BATTLE, HEY?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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THIS IS OUR FAVORITE MONSTER
MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
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GORILLASAUR VERSUS THE WHATSIT.
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00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:19,285
IT'S THE BEST, YO, AND
IT'S NOT EVEN ON PAY-PER-VIEW.
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00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,038
HA HA HA.
265
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,745
THIS AIN'T NOTHING LIKE
THE REAL GIANT MONSTER BATTLES.
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GIANT MONSTERS ARE REAL, YO?
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OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL, BOY,
WOULD A TALKING MAGICAL SKELETON
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LIE TO YOU?
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00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,963
THE ANSWER IS HECK, YES.
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00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:42,962
COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE GOING
TO THE LAND OF GIANT MONSTERS.
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MYSTICAL JAPAN.
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YAY!
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00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:51,877
UHH, WHAT ABOUT MANDY?
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IF SHE ASKS, WE ALL WENT OUT
FOR A HAIRCUT.
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FAIR ENOUGH.
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00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,673
WHOA.
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WHOA, YO, LAND OF THE SUSHI.
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BIRTHPLACE OF THE CALIFORNIA
ROLL, YO.
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00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,173
BUT WHERE'S THE GIANT
MONSTERS AT?
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00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,920
WELL, MOST OF THEM ARE EATING
HEALTHIER, SO THEY AIN'T SO
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00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,420
GIANT NO MORE.
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00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:20,040
BUT I KNOW THAT THE MIGHTY
CRAGERA IS DRAWN BY THE NEED
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00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,825
TO RESCUE CHILDREN IN PERIL.
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00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,827
AAH!
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00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,917
AAH!
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CRAGERA...
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FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN, IS HERE
TO SAVE YOU.
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OH, THANK GOODNESS, I'M SO--
WOW, A REAL LIFE GIANT
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00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:42,875
MONSTER!
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00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:43,498
CAN I KEEP HIM, HUH?
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00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,043
CAN I, CAN I, CAN I?
292
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,075
HEY, CRAGGY, HOW YOU BEEN?
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HA HA, WHOA, GRIM!
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00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:53,627
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
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THAT'S JUST BILLY,
YOU CAN EAT HIM IF YOU WANT.
296
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,207
OH, HOW DID YOUR LAST GIANT
MONSTER FIGHT GO?
297
00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:02,172
EH, I TOOK HIM DOWN
IN THE SECOND ROUND, SHOVED
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HIS FACE IN A VOLCANO.
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00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,578
GRAPE APE, IT BURNS,
GRAPE APE.
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00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:13,207
REMEMBER THAT TIME I FOUGHT
THAT GIANT SILKWORM?
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YEAH, RIGHT JAB, SWISH.
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00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,833
LEFT JAB, SWISH.
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ONE ROUND, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
304
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:23,167
OH, OH, AND THAT BIG EVENT--
THRILLA IN MAGILLA.
305
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,380
THAT WAS A CLASS ACT, MAN.
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00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:28,998
WHEN'S HE GONNA FIGHT ANOTHER
MONSTER?
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00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:42,133
[ROARS]
AH, MY EVIL ARCHENEMY,
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00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,578
KITTYRA.
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00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,327
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME.
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00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:55,543
UHH, I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD
BE GETTING BACK TO MANDY'S.
311
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YAY!
312
00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:03,128
NOW WHERE DID THOSE MINDLESS
BOOBS GO?
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"DEAR MANDY,
ME AND GRIM AND IRWIN WENT TO
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THE LAND OF PAJAMAS TO SEE
WHERE REAL MONSTERS LIVE.
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00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:13,042
YOUR FRIEND, BILLY.
316
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,955
P.S. GRIM DISOBEYED YOUR DIRECT
ORDER TO DO THIS.
317
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P.S.S. WE ALL WENT OUT TO GET
HAIRCUTS.
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00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,290
P.S.S.S. I LIKE APPLESAUCE."
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00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:26,495
UHH, LAND OF GIANT MONSTERS,
HUH?
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00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,003
THOSE PEONS ARE GOING TO PAY
FOR THEIR INSOLENCE.
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00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,083
WE GOTS TO HELP HIM, GRIM!
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MAKE ME INTO A GIANT MONSTER
SO I CAN HELP.
323
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,712
NORMALLY I'D OBJECT TO THIS
KIND OF MISUSE OF ME POWERS.
324
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:46,462
BUT SINCE YOU WILL MOST LIKELY
BE DESTROYED, I'M GAME.
325
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:15,043
SUPER HAPPY HYPER MONSTER
FIGHTER BILLY TO THE RESCUE.
326
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:25,075
SUPER HAPPY HYPER MONSTER
FIGHTER BILLY TO THE RESCUE.
327
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:30,167
SUPER HAPPY HYPER MONSTER
FIGHTER BILLY TO THE RESCUE.
328
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,790
WHAT DO WE DO, TURTLEY?
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00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:34,205
THE ONLY WAY I'LL BE STRONG
ENOUGH TO BEAT HIM IS IF THE
330
00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:39,132
CHILDREN UNITE IN SONG FOR ME.
331
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:45,128
♪ CRAGERA
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BONY?
332
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,828
WHO AUTHORIZED THIS LITTLE
EXPEDITION OF YOURS?
333
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,917
UHH, UHH...BILLY.
334
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,460
BILLY DEMANDED THAT I TAKE HIM
TO GO SEE WHERE GIANT MONSTERS
335
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:53,882
LIVE.
336
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:59,538
NOW HE'S ONE OF THEM AND
GETTING HIS BUTT HANDED TO HIM.
337
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:07,035
I TOLD HIM NOT TO LEAVE YOU
BEHIND, MY LOVE.
338
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,035
GRIM, SOUP ME UP.
339
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:21,173
GREAT, IT'S MEGAGORILLASAUR,
HE'LL DESTROY US ALL.
340
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,080
STEP AWAY FROM THE GIANT
IDIOT AND HIS UGLY PET TURTLE.
341
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:25,787
YAY!
342
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,285
IT'S MANDY!
343
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,035
A FRIEND OF YOURS?
344
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:32,875
YEP, BUT SHE'S STILL GONNA
DESTROY US ALL.
345
00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:41,672
[ROARS]
SHOULD WE HELP?
346
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,960
NAH, SHE'S GOT IT UNDER
CONTROL.
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00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:47,172
NO, I MEANT SHOULD WE HELP
KITTYRA?
348
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,830
I MEAN, EVEN HE DOESN'T DESERVE
THIS.
349
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:54,577
SHH, I'M WATCHING A MONSTER
FIGHT.
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00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,213
YOU'RE NEXT, BILLY.
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00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:08,382
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SONNY!
352
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,918
OH!
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00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:16,960
OW, YOU FRACTURED MY PLATYPUS.
354
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:20,882
AHH, NOW THIS IS A GIANT
MONSTER BATTLE, EH, IRWIN?
355
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:23,578
AAH!
356
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:27,167
[CRASH]
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
357
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,130
I THINK YOU'VE ALL LEARNED
YOUR LESSON.
358
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,078
OR YOU WILL ONCE WE GET HOME AND
YOU PULL DOUBLE CHORE DUTY FOR
359
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,287
ORCHESTRATING THIS LITTLE TRIP
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, GRIM.
360
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:39,165
BUT--BUT--
EH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
361
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,210
IT WAS WORTH IT TO SEE SOME
QUALITY MONSTER BRAWLS AGAIN.
362
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:46,132
LET'S HOPE IT WAS WORTH
DOUBLE SALIVA POOP DUTY.
363
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,078
LET'S GO HOME.
364
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,827
[SIGHING]
YEAH.
365
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,627
HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH
MEGAGORILLASAUR?
366
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,038
EH, I LEFT HIM ON AUTOPILOT.
367
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,958
COME ON, BILLY, LET'S GO
HOME.
368
00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:04,002
NAH, I'LL WALK.
369
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,633
DID THE OCEAN GET WARMER ALL
OF A SUDDEN, OR IS IT JUST ME?
370
00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,037
[HUMMING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
371
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,915
DOORBELL, HONEY BUTTONS.
372
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,250
CAN I HELP YOU?
373
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:29,883
[CAWING]
[BARKING]
374
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:42,535
[CAWING]
[BARKING]
375
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:43,745
WHO WAS IT, DEAR?
376
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,003
AH, PROOF AGAINST EVOLUTION.
377
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:47,213
HA HA HA.
378
00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:48,712
HA HA HA.
379
00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:52,672
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