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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,542 --> 00:00:14,502 [EVIL LAUGHTER] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 2 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:24,633 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 3 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:38,667 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 4 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:51,917 HONEY? 5 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,630 HAVE YOU FINISHED WITH THE BATHROOM YET? 6 00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:56,208 THE POSTMASTER'S GOTTA DELIVER A PACKAGE, AND THE PACKAGE CAN'T 7 00:00:56,042 --> 00:00:57,212 WAIT. 8 00:00:57,292 --> 00:01:00,252 ♪ SORRY EXTRAORDINARY BEAUTY TAKES 9 00:01:00,333 --> 00:01:02,713 EXTRAORDINARY TIME. 10 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:03,672 OH. 11 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,040 HA HA HA HA. 12 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:07,125 EXTRAORDINARY BEAUTY. 13 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:10,168 BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU COMING OUT OR WHAT? 14 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,000 HUH? 15 00:01:11,083 --> 00:01:13,083 WHAT'S THAT, DEAR? 16 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:14,417 AAH! 17 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:23,790 [SCREAMING] AH, MEN. 18 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:27,125 THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD US LADIES WORK TO LOOK 19 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:30,328 BEAUTIFUL. 20 00:01:30,417 --> 00:01:31,127 MOM! 21 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,708 I NEED YOU! 22 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:35,462 EVERY TIME I TAKE A BITE OF THIS VITAMIN-ENRICHED BREAD, IT KEEPS 23 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:37,002 GETTING SMALLER! 24 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:40,043 PRETTY SOON, IT WILL BE GONE. 25 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:42,785 THEN WHAT'LL I DO? 26 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:52,785 [CRYING] [CRYING] 27 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:55,125 AH, KIDS. 28 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:58,378 THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF EATING. 29 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:02,748 HA HA HA. 30 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:05,833 WHAT'S THIS? 31 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:10,037 [CROWING] CROW'S FEET? 32 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:12,625 [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING] 33 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:19,918 AISLE 7. 34 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,630 THANK YOU. 35 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:29,828 [SCREAMING] NOW YOU SAY GOOD-BYE TO THOSE 36 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:34,037 NASTY CROW'S FEET WITH NEW SAY GOOD-BYE TO THOSE NASTY CROW'S 37 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:35,325 FEET FACE FOAM. 38 00:02:35,417 --> 00:02:41,077 SIMPLY SQUIRT...AND WAIT 13 SECONDS. 39 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:44,667 AND REMOVE. 40 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:50,420 [GASPING] [CROWING] 41 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,540 THEY'RE STILL THERE! 42 00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:54,995 [KNOCKING] GLADYS! 43 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,133 WHAT? 44 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:57,078 YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING. 45 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:58,377 CAN I PLEASE COME IN? 46 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,748 GO AWAY, REAPER. 47 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,423 OH, COME ON! 48 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,460 I ONLY GOT TO GO THE BATHROOM ONCE A YEAR, AND I GOTTA GO 49 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:07,172 SUPER BAD. 50 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,330 I'M NOT COMING OUT TILL THESE CROW'S FEET ARE OFF MY FACE! 51 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:13,127 CROW'S FEET? 52 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:15,038 FINE. 53 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:19,995 I GUESS I COULD SHAVE A FEW YEARS OFF THE TOP. 54 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,883 GREAT SYSTEMS OF THE UNDERWORLD! 55 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:25,538 SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW! 56 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:27,165 WELL, COME ON OUT, MAN. 57 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,670 A DEAL'S A DEAL. 58 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,170 YOUR CROW'S FEET SHOULD BE GONE. 59 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,290 NOW I GET THE BATHROOM. 60 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:34,705 IT'S ALL YOURS, REAPER. 61 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:36,082 WOW! 62 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,747 THAT FOAM WORKED AFTER ALL! 63 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:42,583 IT JUST NEEDED 22 SECONDS, NOT 13. 64 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:45,207 WELL, I BETTER GO CHECK ON BILLY AND THAT BREAD. 65 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:50,082 [HUMMING] WELL, I DON'T KNOW ME OWN 66 00:03:50,167 --> 00:03:51,037 STRENGTH. 67 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:53,035 AND NOW FOR THAT BATHROOM. 68 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:55,915 [SCREAMING] UGH! 69 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,460 SORRY, FAT MAN. 70 00:03:57,542 --> 00:04:01,632 YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE. 71 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,748 I'LL DO IT. 72 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:06,083 THAT'S RIGHT, MANDY. 73 00:04:06,167 --> 00:04:10,167 EVERY TIME I TAKE A BITE, IT KEEPS GETTING SMALLER! 74 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,250 SEE? 75 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,173 I'VE LOST IT. 76 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,290 YES, BILLY, YOU REALLY HAVE. 77 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:18,125 GOSH, I WISH A WHITE BREAD FAIRY ELF GNOME WOULD 78 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,788 CONVENIENTLY APPEAR TO HELP ME THROUGH THESE OH SO TROUBLED 79 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:22,995 TIMES. 80 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:26,503 ♪ OH, BILLY I'VE GOT SOME BREAD FOR YOU ♪ 81 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:28,133 WOW! 82 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:30,878 THANKS BREAD FAIRY ELF GNOME! 83 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:34,918 SEE, MANDY, BELIEVE AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE! 84 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,170 THAT'S NOT A BREAD FAIRY, BILLY. 85 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:39,330 IN FACT, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS. 86 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:42,127 [GIGGLES] YOU MEAN... 87 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,208 UH-HUH. 88 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:47,212 BREAD FAIRY ELF GNOME, INDEED! 89 00:04:47,292 --> 00:04:50,172 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FILTHY STRANGER, AND MY MOMMY SAYS TO 90 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:53,880 NEVER ACCEPT WHITE BREAD FROM FILTHY STRANGERS. 91 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:54,958 YOUR MOMMY? 92 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:57,922 BUT BILLY, I AM YOUR... 93 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,130 MOMMY. 94 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,958 MY MOM'S ANCIENT AND GRAPPLING WITH THE ONSET OF 95 00:05:02,042 --> 00:05:04,172 MENOPAUSE. 96 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:06,420 GO TO YOUR ROOM! 97 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,750 HA HA! 98 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:08,923 YOU'RE FUN! 99 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,630 A LITTLE ODD, BUT FUN. 100 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:12,998 I'LL NAME YOU... 101 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,883 CORN... 102 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:17,248 AFTER THE FRESH BREAD YOU GAVE ME. 103 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,503 CORN? 104 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,213 NOW, BILLY, I DON'T THINK THAT THAT'S AN ACTUAL-- 105 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:21,792 YEAH, SURE. 106 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:26,165 I WAS GONNA NAME YOUR GINGER OR PUMPKIN, BUT I FEEL YOU'RE MORE 107 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,670 OF A CORN. 108 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:31,000 WELL, CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER WHO'S 109 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:32,333 BOSS. 110 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:33,827 NOW, GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 111 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,287 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 112 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:36,165 SIT, BILLY. 113 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,500 SITTING. 114 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:41,383 THERE'S ONLY ONE BOSS AROUND HERE, AND THAT'S ME. 115 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,248 OH, MANDY. 116 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:46,753 YOU'RE SUCH A LEG PULLER. 117 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,462 HE'S MY BABY. 118 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:54,382 HEY, BILLY, YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES, YO? 119 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:57,627 YOU TALK? 120 00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:58,878 OF COURSE I TALK, YO. 121 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:01,498 NOW, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES OR WHAT? 122 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,083 YOU DO TALK! 123 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:05,417 A MOVIE IT IS. 124 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:06,670 SORRY, IRWIN. 125 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,580 BILLY HAS HOMEWORK TO DO. 126 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,747 OH, I HATE HOMEWORK, YO. 127 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:12,793 ME, TOO, MR. BREAD. 128 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:13,995 SCRATCH THAT, IRWIN. 129 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:18,133 BILLY WOULD BE GLAD TO JOIN YOU...AND I'M GOING WITH HIM. 130 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:23,208 [GROWLING] WHERE HE GOES, I GO. 131 00:06:23,042 --> 00:06:24,082 DITTO. 132 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:27,082 OK, LISTEN UP, DORKS. 133 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:31,167 THERE ARE TWO MOVIES PLAYING, AND WE WILL SEE THIS ONE. 134 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,130 "EXPLODING PENGUINS III: TOTAL ANNIHILATION?" 135 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,918 WOW, AN ACTION-PACKED DRAMEDY ABOUT HOW PENGUINS 136 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,210 EXPLODE! 137 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:40,082 SOLID. 138 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,207 WELL, IF BREAD'S ON IT, THEN I AM, TOO. 139 00:06:43,042 --> 00:06:44,832 WHAT SAY YOU, CORN? 140 00:06:44,917 --> 00:06:47,577 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 141 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:51,917 BILLY CAN'T SEE THAT KIND OF MOVIE, WHAT WITH ITS GRATUITOUS 142 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:57,210 VIOLENCE, SUGGESTIVE ROMANCE, AND FILTHY ROLE MODELS. 143 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,462 WELL I SAY HE CAN SEE IT... 144 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:01,002 AND HE WILL. 145 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:03,043 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 146 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,205 [GROWLING] NO! 147 00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:10,082 HE'LL SEE "SUNSHINE BOY CLIMBS THE TALLEST PEAK." 148 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:11,577 AN INSTANT CLASSIC. 149 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:12,707 JUST ADD PEOPLE. 150 00:07:12,792 --> 00:07:14,752 HA HA HA HA HA. 151 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:18,333 "EXPLODING PENGUINS." 152 00:07:18,417 --> 00:07:19,577 ALL RIGHT. 153 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,627 IT'S SHOWTIME. 154 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,168 HEY, GRIM, YOU ALMOST DONE IN THERE? 155 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 NOT YET, HAROLD. 156 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,083 AH, MORTALS. 157 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:32,037 THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD US REAPERS WORK TO LOOK 158 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:34,075 BEAUTIFUL. 159 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:38,997 WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST WAIT HERE AND WHISTLE...A TUNE 160 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:42,003 TO PASS THE TIME. 161 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:48,923 [NO SOUND] I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE. 162 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,040 INSTEAD, I'LL WATCH THE MIRACLE OF LIFE REVEAL ITSELF THROUGH 163 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:55,745 THIS TINY, INSIGNIFICANT FLY. 164 00:07:55,833 --> 00:08:02,003 [BUZZING] AND NOW, FROM THE DIRECTORS 165 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:04,833 WHO BROUGHT YOU "EXPLODING PENGUINS" AND "EXPLODING 166 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:08,667 PENGUINS 2," THE SEQUEL, WE PROUDLY PRESENT "EXPLODING 167 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:12,080 PENGUINS III: TOTAL ANNIHILATION." 168 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:17,167 [BOOM] [LAUGHING] 169 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:25,078 [BOOM] [LAUGHING] 170 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:33,998 [EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER] BOY, I SURE WISH CORN COULD 171 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:36,003 BE HERE, YO. 172 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,293 I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL, MI COMPADRE. 173 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:48,245 [EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER] HE'S MY BABY! 174 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:57,883 [EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER] COME ON, BILLY. 175 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:01,208 SUNSHINE BOY IS JUST STARTING UP THE MOUNTAIN. 176 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:08,000 YOU KNOW HE GETS THERE, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW. 177 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:11,083 HOW WILL I GET THERE? 178 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:18,995 UH, CORN, I-- NOT NOW, BILLY. 179 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,543 HE'S ALMOST THERE. 180 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:24,165 I'M ALMOST THERE. 181 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,290 BUT CORN, I... 182 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,245 SHH. 183 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,793 HE JUST MET AN ALPACA. 184 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:32,165 I JUST MET AN ALPACA. 185 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:36,880 [FARTING] THAT'S NICE. 186 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:40,628 LOOK, BILLY, HE MADE IT TO THE TOP! 187 00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:43,288 I MADE IT TO THE TOP! 188 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,535 BILLY? 189 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:54,665 [GASPING, GROWLING] [GIGGLING] 190 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,788 I'VE GOT AN IDEA, MANDY. 191 00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:02,165 WHY NOT LET BILLY DECIDE WHO HE WANTS TO BE DOMINATED BY. 192 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,040 ALL RIGHT, BILLY. 193 00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:04,915 WHO'S IT GONNA BE? 194 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,960 IT'S ME...IT'S ME. 195 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:11,002 [MUMBLING UNDER HER BREATH] [NONSENSE] 196 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:14,253 I DON'T MAKE ANY LIFE-ALTERING DECISIONS WITHOUT 197 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:17,293 CONSULTING MR. BREAD FIRST. 198 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:20,165 I SURE GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM, YO. 199 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,290 SORRY, GUYS. 200 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:24,205 WHEN BREAD'S GOTS TO GO, HE'S GOTS TO GO. 201 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:38,292 [LAUGHING] [BUZZING] 202 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:42,125 [SIZZLING] [COUGHING] 203 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,958 SAY, GRIM LEFT HIS MAGIC STICK THINGY. 204 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:47,745 HELLO, FRIENDS. 205 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,003 TIRED OF LIVING? 206 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,423 THOSE SUNDAY BRUNCHES GOT YOU DOWN? 207 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,540 WELL, I CAN RELIEVE ALL THAT AILS YOU WITH THIS MAGIC STICK 208 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,125 THINGY. 209 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,168 SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE MISSING LIMBS, HAIR LOSS, AND NOT LIVING 210 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,210 ANYMORE. 211 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,542 [LAUGHING] [LAUGHING] 212 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,075 WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET? 213 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:13,327 WHY DON'T YOU FIND ANOTHER BATHROOM DOOR TO ANNOY? 214 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:16,827 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 215 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,627 YEAH! 216 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:20,828 SIT TIGHT, LADIES. 217 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:23,577 I THINK HE'S DROPPING A DEUCE. 218 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,707 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 219 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:28,882 NOW THERE'S A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. 220 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:33,418 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 221 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:37,290 SAY, YOU WAITING FOR THE BATHROOM, TOO? 222 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:38,665 YEAH. 223 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:39,830 WOW! 224 00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:41,707 WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! 225 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:42,922 WANT TO GET MARRIED? 226 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,420 SURE! 227 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,790 SO DO I. 228 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,455 [LAUGHING] OH, GAG. 229 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,252 GET A PLAYPEN. 230 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,583 ALL DONE. 231 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:56,077 NOW, WHERE WAS WE, AND WHO'S THAT BOZO WITH MY CORN? 232 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:56,997 CORN? 233 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,213 SO THAT'S YOUR NAME. 234 00:11:58,042 --> 00:12:00,832 WELL, UM...I CAN EXPLAIN THAT. 235 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,707 NO, NO, NO, UH, UH, UH. 236 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:05,712 I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 237 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,207 COME ON. 238 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:20,002 LET'S GO NOT TALK TO EACH OTHER FOR MONTHS AT A TIME. 239 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:23,083 WELL, I GUESS THAT LEAVES YOU AND ME, MANDY. 240 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,787 ACTUALLY, NOW THAT CORN'S OUT OF THE PICTURE, IT JUST LEAVES 241 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,165 YOU, BILLY. 242 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:27,670 SEE YOU LATER. 243 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,748 WELL, AT LEAST I STILL GOTS MY BREAD. 244 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:36,003 ACTUALLY, I GOTTA GO TOO, BILLY. 245 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,003 SEE YOU. 246 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,633 NO! 247 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,708 BUT...I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING REAL SPECIAL. 248 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,923 I'M GONNA MISS YOU. 249 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,327 MOM! 250 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:50,537 I NEEDS MORE BREAD! 251 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,173 [LAUGHING] 252 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:11,455 CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD, ARE YOU IN THERE? 253 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,293 I GUESS THAT 8-HOUR SEMINAR ON HOW NOT TO TOUCH ME DIDN'T 254 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,745 QUITE WORK. 255 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:20,583 BUT I AM LOOKING FOR MY CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD. 256 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,997 YOUR DAD'S IN THE GARAGE. 257 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,083 NO, MANDY. 258 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:26,127 I'M LOOKING FOR MY ACTION FIGURE CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD. 259 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:28,748 HE MAKES ME SMILE WHEN WE HUG. 260 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,293 YEAH...YOUR DAD. 261 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,745 NO! 262 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,543 HE'S MY FRIEND THAT I TELL SECRETS TO, AND IF I DON'T FIND 263 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:38,745 HIM, I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO ABOUT ALL THIS BOTTLED-UP RAGE! 264 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:42,043 I JUST CAN'T STAND LOSING HIM, AND MY MAYONNAISE JAR, AND MY 265 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,375 PANTS ALL IN ONE WEEK. 266 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,878 YOU LOST YOUR PANTS? 267 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,708 WELL...JUST THE BACK, BUT IT'S NOT SO BAD. 268 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:50,922 BREEZY. 269 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,210 I JUST LOST MY ABILITY TO SEE. 270 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:55,792 I CAN STILL FEEL YOUR BUTT LOOKING AT ME. 271 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,285 HI-YAH! 272 00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,165 [GIBBERISH] EYE OF THE TIGER! 273 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,380 HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN ME SCYTHE? 274 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,578 ME LOST IT. 275 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:04,827 YOU LOST YOUR SCYTHE? 276 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:07,667 YEAH, ALONG WITH ME SELF-RESPECT. 277 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,790 BUT WHEN I FIND EITHER ONE, THOSE LITTLE KIDS IN KUNG FU 278 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:14,245 CLASS ARE GONNA SEE WHO THE REAL MASTER OF THE DOJO IS... 279 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,583 ESPECIALLY AMY COOPER. 280 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,127 THERE SEEMS TO BE A PATTERN OF MISSING OBJECTS. 281 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:23,248 GRIM'S SCYTHE, BILLY'S ACTION FIGURE, PANTS, MAYONNAISE. 282 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,213 THIS PILLOW STUFFING TASTES LIKE I'M CHOKING. 283 00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,422 [COUGHING] AND COME TO THINK OF IT, MY 284 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,460 "NANCY DROOL" NOVELS. 285 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,832 I WONDER WHO OR WHAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR MISSING 286 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,037 OBJECTS? 287 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,705 I BETCHA IT'S AMY COOPER. 288 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,002 SHE'S JUST JEALOUS AND ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF ME, BUT TONIGHT IN 289 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,043 KUNG FU CLASS, I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! 290 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,415 YOU'RE IN A CHILD'S KUNG FU CLASS? 291 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000 SILENCE, NON-BELIEVER! 292 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,083 LET'S FOCUS AND TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LOST 293 00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,207 ITEMS. 294 00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:52,502 GATHER 'ROUND, YOU FILTHY BRATS. 295 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,003 IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL IS BEHIND OUR 296 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,423 MISSING ITEMS, SO I INVENTED THIS TO HELP US. 297 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,710 IT'S A SUPERNATURAL SPECTER DETECTOR WITH KUNG FU GRIP. 298 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:03,882 HOW DOES IT WORK? 299 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,538 GLAD YOU ASKED, MANDY-TANDY. 300 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,415 HIS NAME IS HECTOR, THE SPECTER DETECTOR. 301 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,380 HE WORKS LIKE A METAL DETECTOR EXCEPT INSTEAD OF METAL, IT 302 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,748 DETECTS SUPERNATURAL POWERS. 303 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,003 NOTHING. 304 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,083 NOTHING. 305 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,333 NOTHING! 306 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,132 I'M WATCHING YOU, MAN. 307 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,995 BARK, TAKE, BARK, TROUBLE, BARK, BARK. 308 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:36,043 I ALREADY KNOW THERE'S BARK ON THAT TREE. 309 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,995 BARK, BARK, BARK! 310 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,883 SOME TYPE OF MYSTERY TREE, HUH, BOY? 311 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,078 LITTLE HECTOR FOUND SOMETHING. 312 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,417 WOW! 313 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,710 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! 314 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:46,712 WHAT IS IT? 315 00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:49,752 UH...A TREE. 316 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:54,133 HEY, LOOK, I CAN SEE MANDY'S BOOKS, YOUR SCYTHE, AND... 317 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,668 MY CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD! 318 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,040 ME SCYTHE'S IN THERE? 319 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,035 DON'T WORRY, JODI. 320 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,245 I'M A-COMING! 321 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,173 WOW. 322 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,080 NOT ONLY DID I FIND CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD, BUT I FOUND CARMEN 323 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:07,037 SANDIEGO AND WALDO. 324 00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:18,667 HEY, IT'S SO SMOOTH IN HERE. 325 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,040 IT'S LIKE THE INSIDE OF MY SKULL. 326 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:21,995 BARK, BARK. 327 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,213 WHAT'S THAT, BOY? 328 00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,752 I'M TRAPPED IN A TREE? 329 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,173 GO FOR HELP. 330 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,170 NOT COOL, MAN. 331 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,130 I THINK IT'S A TAKING TREE. 332 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,458 VERY DANGEROUS. 333 00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:34,382 TAKING TREES KEEP TAKING OBJECTS AND WON'T GIVE ANYTHING UP 334 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,538 UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM SOMETHING BETTER IN EXCHANGE. 335 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,165 HELLO. 336 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,710 MY NAME IS ELDRIDGE JOHNSON-MAYER, AND YES, I'M A 337 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,212 TAKING TREE. 338 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,542 YOU'RE A TALKING TAKING TREE? 339 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,575 WHY WOULD A TREE BE NAMED ELDRIDGE JOHNSON-MAYER? 340 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,537 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE? 341 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,245 OOH, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT ONE. 342 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,793 I'LL GO GET THE CHAINSAW. 343 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,535 I ALREADY HAVE THAT, MY DEAR. 344 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:02,285 [WHIRRING] OOWW! 345 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,705 CRAFTY. 346 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:07,002 SO, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT IN EXCHANGE FOR OUR FRIEND? 347 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,753 I'VE LIVED IN FRONT OF THIS HOUSE FOR MANY YEARS, BUT I'VE 348 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:13,423 NEVER FOUND THE ONE OBJECT THAT WILL MAKE ME HAPPY. 349 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,750 I STARTED SMALL. 350 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:18,003 THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY WHO LIVED HERE. 351 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,083 I TOOK HIS TRAINING WHEELS. 352 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:26,037 [CRASH] BUT THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME HAPPY. 353 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:36,210 I TOOK HIS HARVARD ACCEPTANCE LETTER. 354 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:39,882 I HOPE I GET MY HARVARD ACCEPTANCE LETTER. 355 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,168 BUT NONE OF IT BROUGHT ME JOY. 356 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,170 AND WHAT BRINGS OTHER MEN HAPPINESS? 357 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:52,210 THEIR CARS, THEIR MONEY, THEIR HAIR? 358 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,962 I TOOK THEM ALL, BUT NOTHING MADE MY LIFE ANY BETTER, SO 359 00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:58,172 FOREVER I AM CONDEMNED TO SEARCH FOR THE ONE ITEM... 360 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,040 [SNORING] UH, HELLO? 361 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,035 HEY! 362 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,075 5 MORE MINUTES. 363 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:06,207 DID YOU HEAR MY STORY? 364 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,382 I SHOULD'VE JUST TOLD YOU WHAT ITEM I WANT. 365 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,958 IT'S A MICKEY MUNCHLE BASEBALL CARD! 366 00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:13,002 THAT'S IT? 367 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,213 A BASEBALL CARD? 368 00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,082 NOT JUST ANY BASEBALL CARD. 369 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,577 IT'S A MICKEY MUNCHLE! 370 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:25,497 IT'S WORTH 11,756,833 BUCKS, AND HE'S THE ONLY ROOKIE TO HIT 600 371 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,673 HOME RUNS WITHOUT BREAKING A WINDOW. 372 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,500 KUNG FU CLASS AND BASEBALL TRIVIA? 373 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:34,333 YOU AND AMY COOPER ARE JUST JEALOUS! 374 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,747 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA GET THAT CARD, SINCE IT'S WORTH 375 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:43,133 11,756,833 BUCKS AND THE REAPER ONLY CARRIES $50 ON HIS PERSON 376 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,828 AT ANY GIVEN TIME. 377 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:48,207 WELL, I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA KEEP YOUR FRIEND. 378 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:51,042 WELL, IT GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN. 379 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,745 THIS TREE GOT US BY THE BONES. 380 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,083 BILLY'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO STAY IN THERE. 381 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,457 GRIM, WHAT ABOUT YOUR SCYTHE AND MY BOOKS? 382 00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,632 DON'T WORRY, BILLY. 383 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,538 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE. 384 00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:04,375 BRING BACK PRETZELS! 385 00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:12,632 HOWYA DOING, THERE? 386 00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:13,998 'BOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE. 387 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,753 SO...YOU'RE HERE FOR THE WALRUSES, RIGHT? 388 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,833 [GROWLING] UH...NO. 389 00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:21,997 OH. 390 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,213 WE'VE BEEN ALL OVER TOWN LOOKING FOR A MICKEY MUNCHLE 391 00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:25,292 BASEBALL CARD. 392 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,495 BOY, IS THERE EGG ON MY FACE. 393 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:32,793 YEAH, I HAVE A MICKEY MUNCHLE CARD RIGHT HERE. 394 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:36,205 WE'LL TAKE IT IN EXCHANGE FOR A TRUCKLOAD OF SUPERNATURAL 395 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,172 WONDERS. 396 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,580 UM... 397 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:42,957 AND BY TRUCKLOAD OF SUPERNATURAL WONDERS, I MEAN A 398 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:45,542 BUCKET FULL OF CHEWABLE VITAMINS. 399 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,825 ONCE I GET MY MAGICAL SCYTHE BACK FROM THE TALKING TREE, I 400 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,627 CAN GET YOU A WONDER OR TWO. 401 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:51,788 I SWEAR. 402 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:52,995 LOOK, LITTLE LADY. 403 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,673 I CAN'T SELL YOU THE CARD. 404 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,580 AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT'S WORTH $11 MILLION. 405 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:02,287 IT'S BECAUSE IT'S ALL THAT I HAVE LEFT OF MY BASEBALL CAREER. 406 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,125 WAIT A MINUTE. 407 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,208 HEY, GRIM. 408 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,332 MAYBE I DON'T NEED MY SCYTHE ANYMORE. 409 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,327 WITH YOU, I COULD KNOCK SOULS RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK. 410 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,417 GRIM! 411 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,330 I THINK I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEM. 412 00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,747 WHO DOES HE LOOK LIKE? 413 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:21,423 HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN WEARING HUMAN SKIN SO THAT HE 414 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,580 CAN FOOL US INTO BUYING COLLECTIBLES AND GAMES THAT WILL 415 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,077 IMPLANT TINY TRACKING CHIPS IN OUR FINGERS. 416 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,127 NO. 417 00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,918 HE'S MICKEY MUNCHLE. 418 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,920 OH, I KNOW. 419 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,250 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 420 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:35,003 I THOUGHT I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING STUPID SINCE BILLY AIN'T HERE. 421 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:42,173 MR. MUNCHLE, ALL WE NEED IS A FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR TIME. 422 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,170 WELL, YOU'RE BACK. 423 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,330 DID YOU GET ME THE CARD? 424 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,747 DID YOU ONE BETTER, MAN. 425 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,213 MEET MICKEY MUNCHLE HIMSELF. 426 00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,292 AAH! 427 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,035 GOLLY, YOU REALLY ARE A TALKING TREE. 428 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,825 OH... 429 00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:57,077 [GIGGLING] HE'S TALKING TO ME. 430 00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:00,377 OH, I FEEL SO EXCITED, I... 431 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:07,128 [BURPING] EEWWW! 432 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:11,208 [COUGHS] EEH! 433 00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,292 ME SCYTHE! 434 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,785 DADDY'S GOT YOU, JODI! 435 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:14,995 SHH. 436 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:18,503 NOW IT'S TIME TO RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS KING OF THE 437 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,253 RING! 438 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,173 CLOSURE. 439 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,670 IT'S ALL ABOUT CLOSURE. 440 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,670 MY PRECIOUS. 441 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,500 PRECIOUS. 442 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,583 NOW YOU'RE HOME. 443 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,827 SO, I HEAR YOU'RE A HUGE FAN. 444 00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:36,787 WELL... 445 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:41,825 [STUTTERING] [BURPING] 446 00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,537 CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD! 447 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:47,575 I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO AGAIN. 448 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:49,997 AND THAT'S HOW WE LEARNED OUR LESSON. 449 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,133 WHICH WAS...? 450 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:54,208 NEVER TRUST BASEBALL PLAYERS. 451 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,415 HEY, IT AIN'T SO BAD IN HERE. 452 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,170 I'LL MAKE SURE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. 453 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,630 THERE'S JUST ONE THING. 454 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:08,168 YOU DON'T MIND SQUIRRELS, DO YOU? 455 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,710 HA, I LOVE SQUIRRELS. 456 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:16,082 [GROWLING] [SCREAMING] 457 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,923 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 458 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:35,040 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] 459 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,170 AAH! 460 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:46,540 [BUZZING] 31256

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